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30 -- PORT PERRY STAR -- Thursdav. December 27. 1990 LOT FOR SALE - Stephenson Point, 1 acre, beautiful view, drill- ed well, near lake access . EXCELLENT 3 TO 4 bedroom home, Lake Scugog north shore - $179.900.00. Joe Kirley, Real PORT PERRY STAR R A ano CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Estate 705-324-0206 anytime $135,000. 985-0539. [| gn Musings | by Helen Suzanne Vol. 2 No.15 FIRST CHOICE REAL ESTATE - THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27,1990 Published weekly by the Port Perry Star COMMERCIALS HERITAGE | just spent an evening watching commer- HOMES - cials with the odd program thrown in, and | Above the Crowd! Shortly after noon, November 27th, an over-inflated Re/Max hot air balloon lifted off from Port Perry fairgrounds. The lofty perch offered a panoramic view of town and the country side including many hard working students at S.A. Cawker Public School as well as the construction of the new transfer station and recycling depot West of the arena. Display Model 3 bedroom bungalow c/w fireplace, skylight in main bath, oak cabinets. Excellent condition. Hwy. 12 at Sunderland. Call for details. (705) 357-3427 HOMEOWNERS | of new or existing homes! We can offer you great CARPET VALUES! Come to us for a free estimate and compare our total cost in- cluding underpad and in- stallation, combined with our fast, courteous service. have come to the conclusion that anyone can write and star in a commercial. The question is; who would wapt to? For instance, have you caught the one about the family sitting around the table pass- ing the jar of cheese? As each one tastes it, they jump up and hop around, singing praises to this revered, orange gooey mass. Catchy lit- tle tune, | suppose, and what a family does in the privacy of their own home is no-one else's business, but what if they had company and served it? Sure, the child may be getting the daily requirement of calcium, but if he is a cheesaholic won't all that hopping do damage to his legs later on in life? | wonder as well just how the parents conduct themselves at a wine and cheese party? How about the lady who has just minutes to get her children to school because she slept in. She gets a $25.00 parking ticket in front of the bank, arrives home and locks the keys in Lazy, uncooperative winds at all altitudes brought the flight to an early end with a the car. Not only can she sit and smile into a picture perfect touchdown beside Karl Herder's Industrial Condos in the Reach In- HOMESTEAD camera, but hid actually stuffs her face with dustrial Park. port perry 989-2451 * « REMIX An mtemational network of indeperdent member brokers Chances are we're going to sell your house. Why not call us first? RE/MAX scugog realty iimited 144 QUEEN STREET, PORT PERRY independent member Lroker 285-4427 184 OFFICES ER THROUGHOUT ONTARIO GUY LATREILLE Res.: 985-8192 NORTH WEST PORT PERRY $169,900. 12 years, 3 bedrooms. 1344 sq.ft. full walkout basement. Pleasure to will show. Just listed, call today. pd REDUCED AGAIN - A MUST TO SEE! Large century home overlooking Lake Scugog on 1.7 acres. Lots of yesteryear character, 4 bedrooms, 22 baths, extra large diningroom, den, main floor laundry, detached 2 car garage. $289,900. Call to inspect, owner transferred. BUILDING LOT -- PORT PERRY Extra large with countryside scenery. Serviced with town water. $139,900. LYNDA KENDRY Bus.: 985-7361 Res. 985- 9268 REDUCED TO SELL! Seagrave 3 plus 1 bedroom custom built brick bungalow. finished family room A good solid home on 160 x 200° lot near park KEN MIDDLETON Res.: 985-7548 THIS IS A DEAL! BELIEVE ME! REDUCED TO ONLY $251,000. Beautiful four bedroom sidesplit home with over 2300 sq.ft. of family living on over 1/2 acre lot. Yes, Cawker's Creek Estates, Port Perry. Many features and extras in this quality 7 year new home. Do compare but don't miss out on this ex- ceptional value. Call me on this one. FOR RENT - 2 bedroom, semi-detached home, nice lot, private drive, Port Perry location. $750. per month plus utilities. Immediate possession. MARK PUCKRIN .... 705-357-3374 IS A HOME OR LAND PURCHASE IN YOUR PLANS for 19917? There 1s an excellent selec- tion of reasonably priced properties in commutable locations. | will take the time to educate you on the } market place and the process involved in mak ng a purchase Have the best working for you! All inquinies welcome | can be reached at the above office or residence numbers pastry. If my day started out like that, | just know | would lock the kids in the car, stuff the pastry in the policeman's mouth, and throw my keys in the deposit slot at the bank. Then, | would cry! How about this one! Getting a cold? How lucky you would be if your boss let you go home because "it's okay, it really is quitting time," only to have a lumbering, woolly beast greet you as you enter your house. Are you sure it is cold medicine in that keg around his neck and are you certain you want to grab him to find out? It's okay, he seems friendly enough for having been outside roaming the neigh- bourhood all day. You probably don't have to feed him anything or anyone either, because he has most likely emptied every garbage can within blocks of the house. - We've all seen the one where the little boy snatches the waffle out of the toaster and holds on to it for dear life so his father, who has worked 20 hours a day to buy the waffle, can't have any. Is the waffle not hot? Logic dic- tates that a person would hop around the kitch- en table trying to hold on to it, even without a bite of cheese! Although | do find most commercials an in- sult to my intelligence, there are some that | find cute. | love the killer bunnies on the con- struction worker's underwear, but | do find it a bit strange that the lady has three men stand- ing around in her laundry room while she does their washing. Who are they, what are they do- ing and where are they going? | guess anyone who wears killer bunny shorts doesn't have to explain a thing to me. She must be one great cook! Admittedly, commercials are a fact of life and a very powerful vehicle to promote prod- ucts. They have to be, | just wrote an article about them!! Looking for a Good Read? The PORT PERRY STAR If you don't read us today You won't have anything to talk about tomorrow! ese