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Real Estate Limited. Realtor 985-8041 - 139 QUEEN ST., UNIT 2, PORT PERRY nw Eu Co ; ss ALL BRICK NEW RESALE BUNGALOW - NO G.S.T.! Dining room with walkout, beautiful oak kit- chen. Lake access and community water. LISTED TO SELL. OWNER SAYS BRING AN OFFER! MANCHESTER - Hwy. location for small business and home combined. Shop 30' x 20', insulated and heated. Brick home, 3 B.R., D.R., L.R., Office and 'much more. All for the list price of $163,900. See it today! SIDESPLIT ON 10 ACRES - 4 large bedrooms, din- ing room, eat-in kitchen, family room with fireplace, inground pool and deck, 2 car garage, 2 baths, 30° x 30' hobby or horse barn. REDUCED TO $289,900. Owner will consider any reasonable offer. NEW TO THE MARKET - $189,900 - Apple Valley - 3 B.R. brick, eat-in kitchen with oak cupboards. Din- ing room with walkout to large deck. Beautiful decor throughout. A must to see! THREE PLEX - Excellent condition. 2-1 B.R. apts. plus 1-4 B.R. Cochrane St. Must be sold. Excellent investment. Listed to sell. Call today! FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON THESE PROPERTIES CALL: Marj Tripp 985-8041 or Res. 985-7606 NOY VA. NZ 1 S Ni 4 i "AVA S55 > 3 31 BH eras ond SEER 0 : "I 1 = L. Pay J [#5] Tae SELLING YOUR HOME? When you list your house, property, business or farm with a realtor, you'll want them to advertise in the community newspaper with the greatest readership, because chances are, your home will sell faster. In Scugog Township, the Port Perry Star is that paper, reaching more than 20,000 readers each week. If you're selling, you won't want to miss this large, important market. List your home with one of the many area realtors who advertise weekly in the Port Perry Star. Because like you, that's where buyers will look when they're looking for a new hcme. WATERFRONT BRICK HOME - 3 bedroom, newly renovated. 985-0967. LQT FOR SALE - Stephensons Point, 1 acre, beautiful view, drill- ed well, near lake access - $135,000.00. 985-0539. TF THREE UNIQUE COUNTRY PROPERTIES 73 ACRES - WEST OF UXBRIDGE - LOG SCHOOL HOUSE In 1971. Napier Simpson designed a very attractive addition to this 1887 school house. Adjacent to the Mill Run Country Club. the land 1s rolling and covered by extensive reforestration: pathways; and a stream. a huge flower and vegetable garden. and a swimming pool. The residence has very private views from all the principal rooms. 3 bedrooms, 3 useful outbuildings. -Priee--1-1--Miton--Dotars: Reduced to $990.000. 4 bedroom carriage house set on a very scenic and private 44 acres. Living_room with cathedral ceiling, fireplace. master bedroom with fabulous ensuite. Great pond site. mature woods and open rolling land - space for your stable and paddocks. tisted-at-$550.000-00. Reduced to $499.000. 404 - CEDAR VALLEY: Beautiful and unique 18 acre property just minutes from Hwy. 404, 4 bedroom residence with three stall barn and two paddocks set in the middle of a forest with walking trails. Extensive landscaping and patios with gazebo and a pond complete this pretty setting. $1-6-Milen: Reduced to 1.2 Million. CALL BILL LACEBY ( ASSOCIATE BROKER) OR LYNDA LACEBY ( SALES REPRESENTATIVE) Res: 416-859-4235. MOFFAT DUNLAP REAL ESTATE LIMITED R.R. #3 KING CITY, ONTARIO. LOG 1KO (416) 841-7430 Fax: (416) 841-4091 0 Jun ap "A PERSONAL REAL ESTATE SERVICE FOR THE FINEST COUNTRY ESTATE IN ONTARIO" REALTOR 44 ACRES - EAST OF UXBRIDGE - CARRIAGE HOUSE | PLEASE RECYCLE THIS PAPER SD \-- by Helen Suzanne TABLOIDS HEADLINE: MAN SURVIVES 300 FOOT FALL WITHOUT PARACHUTE! In an astonishing twist of fate, a man who for- got to buckle up his parachute, jumped from a plane at 300 feet, landing on an 80 year old lady running the Boston Marathon. She carried him for three blocks, thinking it was just a mus- cle spasm. As fans cheered her across the fin- ish line, she was quoted as saying "I'll win it for sure next year!" HEADLINE: WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO THREE-HEADED PIG WITH CLAWS! In Borneo recently, it is reported that a woman gave birth to a three-headed pig with claws. This amazing feat was documented by two witch doctors and a medicine man. However, doctors back home, when interviewed, were somewhat sceptical, as pigs don't have claws. It is not known whether or not the woman, who was not named, will breastfeed. HEADLINE: 103 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE TO WED 27 YEAR OLD GIRL! Cupid has struck in a sleepy little town just south of the border. "It was love at first sight. | knew the moment | saw him, we were meant for each other," gushed the starry-eyed bride- to-be. The couple, who don't wish to be named, plan to spend their honeymoon scuba- diving in the Carribbean. "That is," the groom- to-be winked, "if we ever get out of the honey- moon suite!" HEADLINE: INCREDIBLE: MAN PICKS UP MUSIC FROM DENTAL FILLINGS IN MOUTH! By some mysterious quirk of nature, a man who had extensive dental work done could lis- ten to music from his fillings! Dentists are puz- zled by this strange phenomenon, and don't have any rational explanation. The man, al- though not bothered by this peculiar occur- rence, would have preferred his fillings pick up western music instead of classical. Because of the bizarre nature of this case, his teeth have been sent to a central laboratory where they will be displayed to the public! Call them tabloids, gossip magazines, rag sheets. |, of course, have never set eyes on them. Isn't it strange that no-one admits to reading them? Someone must! Ever notice they are always gone from the magazine stand? DID YOU KNOW: advertising is a mistake. the same period. When a recession hits... you need all the help you can get! When a recession hits and business goes flat, the temptation is to cut costs, especially your company's investment in such intangibles as advertising. 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