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THB WcBRtfRY PLACTDEAI.ER. KeHENltY, m; mm m m ILLINOIS News Notes Mliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiis 8pringfieid.--Sangamon post. No. 82, liwerlcan Legion, has the biggest membership of any post in Illinois, including Chicago. This information was received officially by C. C. Bierman, secretary from the Chicago state headfcnarters. , Metropolis.--The county commissioners have sold the county poor farm to B. F. Dunn for $80 an acre. The county has only had to keep one or two inmates there and the expense of Iceeping up the farm and buildings was much more than It would have cost to htve taken care of the inmates otherwise. Massac county is probably the only county In the state that does not need a county farm. Springfield.--Indorsing the position taken by their officials in the recent insurgent miners' strikes, delegates of •he Illinois United Mine Workers at the national convention at Cleveland unanimously elected President Frank Farrlngton, Vice President Harry Flshwfcfc and Secretary-Treasurer Walter Nesbit as three of the eight members who will represent Illinois miners in the interstate conference with mine operators. Freeman Thompson of Springfield and Dan Thomas from the southern Illinois field, who were leaders in the Insurgent movement, received only 24 and 48 votes respectively from the 412 Illinois delegates attending the convention. Ohicago.--If the consumer kicks at fail grocery bills now, he will be lucky to get groceries a year from now, according to executives of the Illinois Farmers' association. At a meeting of 75 executives a formal protest was • drawn up against the agitation to cut the high cost of living. "There are more empty feed lots in Illinois now than at any time in recent years" reads a resolution -which was tfcSre adopted. "The agitation against food prices is doing the consumer little good. It wilt do' hitn much harm that will be felt six months or a year from now in a serious food shortage." More than 35,000 farmers in the state are members of the association, which is headed by H. J. Scence of Sidell. Springfield. -- Twenty-four convicts, now serving sentences in penitentiaries and other penal institutions in Illinois were refused pardons or commutation of sentence by the governor, upon the recommendation of the state division of pardons and paroles. Among them was Noah Baker, sentenced in November, 1913, in Montgomery county court for the crime of murder. Baker was sentenced for the killing of Marcus Marcello, a Litchfield coal miner. Pardons Were also refused to George Roberts and Horace Thomas, convicted of murder in St. Clair county race riots, in 1917. John J. Campbell, Arthur W. Robertson, Charles Maves and Michael Kuchinskl, Chicago labor leaders convicted in 1917 of conspiring to hold up employers with threats of strikes, were also denied pardons. Springfield. -- The Illinois department of public health is now putting the finishing touches on its preparations for defense against a possible Invasion of influenza this fall and winter. Medical forces are now being mobilized and will be held in readiness to meet any emergency that may arise. The state director of health, Dr. O. St. (Mir Drake, acting under authority from the United States public health service, has Issued a call through the county medical societies for 200 physicians for service In communities where the demand for medical attention may be greater than the local doctors can supply. When members of this reserve force are called for duty they will be paid $200 per month with an additional allowance for traveling expenses and $4 per day for subsistence. Gary.--The steel mills of Gary became armed camps the latter part of last week, when several cases of rifles were taken into the United States Steel corporation plant and <300 rifles In the American Sheet and Tin mills. There were said to be between 400 and 500 guards on duty, and 400 clerks inside the mills who were assigned to guard duty. The red glare went back Into the skies over Gary; 2,500 men were inside the plant of the United States Steel corporation and for the first time since the strike began, employees were making steel. The first court action taken against the strikers since the walkout came In the form of a temporary injunction granted to the Pollak Steel company, South Chicago, by Judge Landis. It prohibits union officials and pickets from interfering with employees who wish to work. The Illinois State Federation of Labor has pledged its support to the cause of the steel workers, President Duncan McDonald announced. Rockford.--The question of larger salaries for teachers and free textbooks will be voted on at the general election on November 4. Chicago--Upon the ballots November 4. election day, will appear a $5,- 000,000 good roads bond issue. This will be for the building and Improving of 170 miles of old and new roads surrounding Chicago, In Cook county. At the meeting of the Coojt county board the question was put up to the members by William Busse, chairman of the good roads committee. It was unanimously voted upon to have the bond issue placed upon the ballots. Freeport.--Republicans of the Fifteenth judicial circuit nominated Ralph Eaton of Mount Carroll as a candidate 40 succeed the late Judge Banme. The Democrats nominated John C Beyster of Oregon. Springfield.--An order of the public utilities commission suspends until Mnrch 28, 1920, proposed increases In electric rates to points served by the Bloomington, Decatur & Champaign Railway company. The commission also suspended until March 30 proposed gas rates of the Public Service company «f afT©c*ag 47 Illinois towap, * SprlngfteM.--Like everything else it costs more to be arrested these days. Justices of the peace announce the fees collectible for all uiitar offenses have com np torn lOO to 20G pe* cent Springfield.--Governor Lowden has called a special election for Tuesday, November 4, to fill the vacancy in thesuperior court of Cook county caused by the death of Judge M. Henry Guerin. Ottawa.--A stretch of 20 miles of hard road from Ottawa to Morris, to cost $750,000, has been started. This improvement is part of the trunk line system projected with the adoption of the $60,000,000 bond issue. Springfield.--Forty counties In Illinois have authorized tax levies tor tuberculosis sanitariums, aggregating more than $1,000,000, it was announced at the annual meeting of the executive committee of the Illinois Tubersulosls association here. Springfield.--Officials of the Illinois Traction system have handed the scale committee representing trainmen a revised wage proposal. Both officials and men declined to divulge the increases proposed, but they were known to be much below the 75 cents for motormen and conductors and 62Vi cents for brakemen asked. Camp Grant, Rockford.--Two thousand four hundred and eight salwart soldiers of the First division--"the first over and the last to leave"--arrived here, happier than they've been sinc^o they said good-by to the United States -on June 27, 1917, and sailed for France and war. They're happy because they are here to get their discharges and kiss the army- "adoo." Hundreds of the boys live in Chicago, and downstate. Pana.i--The top works of the Springside mine of the Smlth-Lohr Coal Mining company, destroyed by fire August 30, with a property loss of fully $250,000, will bo> rebuilt at once and the owners expect to be hoisting coal by November 1. Following adjustment of their Insurance on the plant, contracts were let for the reconstruction of the tipple, boiler and engine houses, and the machine shop and otb* er departments of the mine. Springfield.--Plans for a counteroffensive against "flu," which some physicians declare will make Its appearance In epidemic form again this fall, are being made in state charitable and penal Institutions, where more than 25,000 persons "reside." This announcement was made by A. L. Bowen, superintendent of charities, who stated about 400 inmates of the institutions died from influenza last winter, Plaos contemplated a three weeks' course at each institution for training employees in care of influenza cases. Springfield.--it appears that the only price which has been greatly reduced is that charged by the state of Illinois for the organization of corporations. Under the new corporation act of this state, which became effective July 1, 1919, the foe for the organization of companies has been greatly reduced and this reduction, strange to say, is proving a great source of revenue for the state, as evidenced by the corporate business being done by Louis G. Emmerson, secretary of stated Although the new act decreased the fees for the organization of companies more than 50 per cent, the fees of the corporation department in the office of the secretary more than doubled during the month of August, 1919, over the same mrtnth of 1918. Springfield.--The following telegram was sent by the state department of public health to Surgeon General Blue, United States public health service, indicating contagious cases reported to state department during week ending September 22: "Diphtheria, 170, of which Chicago has 132; Decatur, 3; White City, 4; Alton, 3; Peoria. 5; Belleville, 3. Scarlet fever, 82, of which Chicago has 58; Illiopolls, 5; Pekin, 3. Smallpox, 2. Typhoid fever, 35, of which Chicago has 10; Galesburg, 4. Poliomyelitis, Chicago, S; West Chicago, 1; Vermont, 1; Kewanee, 1; Wellington, 1; Aurora, 1; Highland Park, 1; Eminence township, Logan county, 1; Hopewell townsfhlp, Marshall county! 1; Eldorado, 1; Herrln, 1. Meningitis, Aurora, 1; Quincy, 1. Lethargic encephalitis, Chicago, 1. New Burnside.--Southern Illinois Is pronounced by men who know to be the coming fruit region of the United States. Fruit raisers in this section have a veritable gold mine. The thousands of acres of orchards in Egypt are bringing rich returns this year. Among those who are receiving fancy figures is J. F. Thomasson of near this place, who has 360 acres of apples for which he Is receiving $6 to $8 per barrel. He will make a small fortune this year. P. W. Ballance also has a farm near here on which he has 900 trees and is setting out 400 more apple and 500 peach trees. Several southern Illinois counties are becoming interested in fruit raising and the farmers are beginning to sit up and take notice. An acre of good bearing apple trees pays more with less effort than corn or wheat at any price, growers claim. Geneva. -- The "con-con** primary election was expensive for Kane county. Each vote cost $5.70. Benton.--Joseph G. Thompson of this city, director of the state department of mines and minerals, announces the following Itinerary for the states miners' examining board for October: Duquoin, Seventh; Herrln, Eighth; West Frankfort, Ninth; Harrisburg. Tenth; Christopher. Eleventh; Belleville. Thirteenth; Staunton, Fourteenth ; Nokomls, Fifteenth; Springfield, Sixteenth; Danville, Eighteenth; La Salle, Twentieth; Peoria, Twentyfirst. Decatur.--Chinch bugs In large numbers are being found In the cornfields of central Illinois. They have done no material damage to this year's crofl except where planting was very late, but their presence indicates dangerous ravages next spring. Springfield.--Fires and accidents throughout the country annually cost approximately $2,300,000,000. Seventy- five per cent of the amount can be saved by carefulness, according to a proclamation Issued by Governor Lowden, setting aside Thursday, OTtober 9. as "Fire and Acddcut Day" in Illinois* . Plan to Reclaim Yanks Federal Board Estimates That 50,000 Will Have to je >• Fitted for Vocation# 7,356 ALREADY IN TRAINING Qovernmewt Works on Year Program, but Fund* Are Needed to Complete Plans--Board Re> views 1,000 Cases a Day. Washington.--Working to overcome the handicaps of men Injured in the war the federal government is striving to place the vocationally disabled soldier back in the economic ranks of the country, able to compete with other "whole" men and to earn sn Independent Income for himself. According to Information just made public by the federal board for vocational education it is likely that as many as 50,000 men who served In the war will have to be re-educated. either vocationally or occupatlonally. Under this plan the federal board is now working on what is practically a four-year program, although appropriations so far have been made only up to July, 1920. In another month. It is estimated, 17,000 men will be approved to go Into Immediate training with the opening for the fall terms of the professional and technical schools of the country. The 40,000 or 50,000 men disabled in the service of the country will all be placed in training for various lines of activity and nearly all of them will have completed rehabilitation hy the summer of 1923. By far the majority of the men to be rehabilitated will have finished their retraining, It Is expeeted, within a year or two years, some of them In less than six months, and will be back on their feet in that time in professional and Industrial ranks. May Extend Work. So far no provision has been made by Congress for rehabilitating men whose disabilities do not amount to a vocational or occupational handicap. It Is said by those best Informed on reconstruction legislation that congress may yet be asked to provide some means of compensatory training, as well as the compensation already paid through the war risk bureau to men who have siipply suffered physical disabilities, without economic loss to them, in their country's service. To carry out such a program, it is estimated that the federal government would have to expend upwards of half a billion dollars. Up to the present time the vocational education board has got In touch with some 153,000 men and has actually surveyed and interviewed 110,135 soldiers, sailors and marines injured In service during the war. The majority of these will not be able to obtain retraining under the act of congress as it now stands, even with recent amendments. All of the men more than 10 per cent disabled will receive money compensation to the extent to which they are disabled, but only those whose disabilities mean a handicap to them in the occupation or vocation they followed or In ordinary lines of work can be retrained and fitted for a new trade or profession. Of those already Interviewed 14,876 have been approved for training, and 7,356 of these have actually been placed In training. Several thousand additional men will have been approved by October. According to recent figures reported to the bureau of war risk, insurance by the army, 140,483 men have ben discharged from service with a disability. "Only cases showing 10 per cent disability have been reported," the report states. "At this rate it seems probable that the total number of cases of disability resulting from the war and entitled to (monetary) compensation will be close to 200,000." A central case board ha* been established In Washington to finally approve all cases sent In by the distant boards. This system, It Is explained. Is necessary because the board Is operating under a budget system of expense from congress. This board reviews an average of 1.000 cases a day. Should s more liberal law be passed opening up possibilities for training for suck a group of men it is now estimated it would take at least $350.- 000,000 to pay the seaport, tuition, and textbook cost alone. Further provision would have to made for traveling expenses of the men, medicai attention, and mechanical appliances and for equipment and administration of the broader law. At present the board is paying the tuition, traveling expenses, textbook cost, and other special expenses for the men it approves, in addition to paying $100 to men with dependents and $80 a month to men Twithout dependents, and family allowances to the former class. . - -vv/ v:-. Ship Which Routed Foe Subs Thousands Pay to Get View of Great Britain's Mystery Craft DEVELOPS 23-KNOT SPEED First of the "Hush" Craft the British Public Has Been Permitted ta See at Close Range--Doughboys Inspect 8hip. London. -- Thousands of persons waited for hours to get a close-up peep at the P-31, a British antisubmarine "mystery" ship, which was moored off Queen Victoria embankment for a two days' public inspection at the close of the official peace celebrations. The P-31 was the first of the "hush" craft the public was permitted to see at close range. It was only ten yards from the embankment to the quaint looking U-boat fighter, but the intervening distahce had to be made in small boats. These each carried eight passengers, and the fare was one shilling, so the water- GERMAN PRISONERS OF WAR RETURNING Cicrniiui simi «. prisoners pltal ship at Dover, England, for Rotterdam. rking on a bosmen's pockets soon were bulging, but there was no complaint about "profit" eerlng." . Doughboys Inspect 8hlp. : Among the curious who swarmed Over the vessel were a number of American soldiers. Some of them took a peculiar Interest in the guides' explanations and comment on the boat's "trick" fittings--her geared turbines, gadgets, depth-charge throwers and paravenes. . It recalled to them a night of peril through which they passed from Southampton or Winchester across the submarine and mlne-lnfested English channel, en route to Havre or some other French port--and the war. That night of fearful expectancy passed safely, they had marvelled at the efficiency of the convoying craft which they knew had been off in the darkness somewhere, plowing through rolling breakers, eag^r for an encounter-- with Its frequent aftermath of "oil and bubbles" from a vanquished undersea boat. But as these doughboy, spectators heard a member of the crew of the "hush" ship say: "She does everything but loop-the-loop," and saw others demonstrate parts of the ship's fighting equipment hitherto kept secret, they understood why they bad been so secure. • .Twenty-three-Knot Speed. The "P-31" is 244 feet long, with narrow beam, seven-foot draft and equipped with Independent engines, fore and aft, that can speed her through heavy seas at 23 knots sn hour. Built high forward and low at the stern, the vessel has somewhat the appearance of a submarine--an effect that her designers intended. "Fritz sometimes would think she was a 'sub' and would open fire on her--but when she slewed around In her own length and got into action Heine was sorry be had spoken," said a sailor who had been through eight engagements on the fighter. There had been other brushes with enemy craft, he explained, adding, "but unless you can bring home a bit of the corpse, the admiralty say, 'not proven.' It's no use to tell them about the 'oil nnd bubbles,' they're no proof, because Frits used to release oil and bubbles to make us waste ammunition." f WATERSPOUT WRECKS HOUSE Debris Strewn Along Connecticut Coast for Distance of Two Miles. New Tork.--Reports came from Norwalk, Conn., of damage done by. a cyclone and waterspout which passed along Long Island soundi After severe thunder storms from the east and west met, a waterspout was seen to form about a half mile off shore at Roton Point. It was at least 100 feet high. The spout traveled a mile and a half, then at Betts Island, Norwalk, It struck the forty-five foot launch Anna and Hfted the cabin off, leaving the rest* of the launch undamaged. Eight men who had come from New York In the launch were In a bouse near the shore. The house was moved several feet off Its foundations by the waterspout and the second floor and attic were carried away and smashed to pieces. The debris was strewn along the coast for two miles. Ten MilHou^ Are Coming Europe Expects Greatest Exodus > In History United 8tstes Warned to Take Step* to Quard Against Being Swamped. London.--The greatest exodus fn history is looked for as soon as Europe finds the necessary transportation facilities. Information gathered by the British government Indicates 10,000-, 000 persons are eager to leave the continent. The situation 's regarded as full of perils. Britain, fully aware of all that this exodus will mean, will continue Its immigration restrictions. A government official said: "Britain cannot sustain any more than It has, and the emigrants will likely seek homes In the United States." --v'C; * •< Officials here are inclined to warn tbe United States to tske steps guarding against being swamped. British officials hope some 2,000,000 Jews of eastern Europe will go to Palestine, but no one has any Idea GI how to sustain the rest of the would-be emigrants except by such aid as to make it possible for them to stay In their respective native countries. Storage of food, lack of production, and -unsettled political and social conditions are expected to last for a long time all over Europe, Passenger ships are booked months ahead, but there are not enough vessels for carrying even the most important and immediate traffic. STOLE SAVINGS " OF LIFETIME Thieves Make Complete Cleanup fet Office of Aged Ne#1^^ York Sexton. ? GOT BP FIRE Bold Robbery, Which Leaves Old Gentleman Practically Penniless^ Committed With Police OfBcor: Lees "liian a Block Away. j' fcfew York.--When Thomas Brown, the aged sexton at St. Agnes' chapel of Trinity parish, at No. 121 West Ninety- first street, entered his office he discovered that $7,000 in cash and Liberty bonds, representing his savings of more than fifty years, had been stolen from the safe. Brown has been sexton of St. Agnes' chapel since It was built, 27 years ago. For 15 years previously he had been a sexton at old Trinity. Office Found In Chaos. Papers were strewn about, books apse t, the safe door open and the office in a state of confusion, Mr. Brown said, when he discovered his loss. A fire-escape ladder hargs from the sexton's office, which Is on the second floor, and It is Mr. Brov Vs theory that the burglars used this*%o reach hLs office. They forced the window and ransacked the office at leisure. Of the loot, $5,500 was In Liberty bonds, which were unregistered and are therefore transferable. The remaining $1,500 was In bills. Besides, there were stickpins, cuff links and other articles of jewelry, which were taken. Many of these, Mr. Brown said, he treasured for their sentimental value. "That's all there was for them to take," said Mr. Brown. "But they made certain that they would not overlook anything. They went through and overturned everything." Mr. Brown sleeps In the parish house, but so far away that, as he says, "they could have burned the otP flee and I wouldn't have known it." Patrolman Block Away. Apparently the burglars made thel* escape the same way as they came iiv although a policeman was on post less than a block away. "There is little chance of recovering the money or the, bonds," said Mr. Brown, sadly. "When the police Don't Belittle Backache--Stoo --"" " Recall Their Neglect of First Sysntisat Use C»u»ion Cot Dstft. If Kidney rfisonw Attached njiaDr as does Appendicitis, or a Fever, yott would be forced to bed lmmedtaiely. But It doesn't--its process is slow, <to» 8tructive and fatal. Tou can't afford to disobey iiatBWftS first warnings -- slightest backache, throbbing pain through loins, stiffness in stooping or lifting. Take beed immediately, and beware, too, of spots appearing before or puffiness undfcr th» eyes, rheumatic pains, nightly arising. Thousands upon thousands have been relieved In the past 40 yearn by using Dodo's--they quickly ton* sad revive sickly kidneys. Be sum your druggist gives you DotUTt--flat. round box, wttb t h r e e D ' a t n t f c f t name. If your druggist is sold out, send 60c hiJttampa with <?rnjrg?st*a name to DoddPfc Medicine Co., Batf» Mo, N. Y. Gear Yoir Ska Wi&CuticBra All drnniate: SoapS, Ointment 35 A 5#, Titcum 2S. Sample ad free of "Catie*-- Pes*. *. Bn»W Now-ft-dmyt, housekeepers who ere particular, keep the living room and kitohea •toves well polished withal h*rd, dirtj work by ualag E-Z Slav* FM 'Mr Mtri -- S She If jonr dealer don t eelt B-S, try others and imA name to Martin A Martin, Mtrs., Chic EZ Again Peace en Earth. "Jones doesn't believe in promoting the good old Idea of 'Peace on earth and good will toward men. "What makes you think so?" "He has hoa^t his son a cornet". "CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP" IS CHILD'S LAXATIVE at tongtiei Remove potofj from itaetaebi Hver amft,-^ • vftowela. Office Was in a State of Confualos. called they took a lot of fingerprints, threw things around a bit and caused a little more confusion than before. Then they told me they hoped I wot^id get the money back. But there's no chance of it, I guess. "Tes, that was absolutely all I bad. And here I am, an old man now." STOOD OFF HUSKY POLICE Italian provinces In which TO par cent of the communes are without telephone service are authorized to issue bonds jointly with the communes to extend the wire facilities. Suicide-a.Felony Law Dies Off New York Statute Books After Twenty Years--Two Convictions in That Time. ; M«w York.--The state law making attempted suicide a felony has expired after it had been on tbe statute books for more than twenty years and resulted in but two convictions. The law provides a penalty of not more than twp year's imprisonment and a fine not exceeding $1,000 for violators, but Is said by those who succeeded in obtaining its repeal to have been no deterrent to those who wished to hurry out of the world. Police officials are said to have ftivored the repeal on the ground that convictions were almost impossible to secure, while often it was necessary to detail a policeman to a hospital for weeks to guard would-be suicide prisoners. A single fact is worth a shipload gt •rgnmwt WARSHIP SAILS WITH AWNINGS American Destroyer Travels Thousand Miles to the Azores Without Fuel. Ponta Delgada.--On account of water in its fuel oil supply the United States destroyer Maddox ran short of fuel 1,000 miles from the Azores and was forced to resort to the expedient of using its awnings for sails. The Maddox has just arrived safely at Ponta Delgada. The Maddox, while acting as a guard ship on the recent transatlantic air flight, sighted the disabled oil tanker Maurnee In distress in a gale. The Maddox towed the tanker, which Is ten times its size, until it was relieved by other destroyers. Wilmington, Del.--To avoid turpentine "jags" shipyard painters working down in ship holtfe have anpn^ed wttfe gas mask*-; fc~ Cops Give Hermit His Annual Shave and Bath Dallas, Tex.--John May, aged hermit who lives in a dilapidated shack in the river bottoms here, has been given his annual haircut, shave and bath. The police did the tonsorial act and also administered the scrubbing. It took several of the cops to do it, for John is a strong man and put up a determined struggle throughout the preformance. He went to tbe police station with grizzly hair and beard, which reached almost to his waist. He came away With a smooth face and head and smelling like highpriced toilet water. John got his first haircut, shave and bath in twenty years last year when the cops ran him In and trimmed him up. Philadelphia Youngsters Draw Guns When Bluecoats Catch Them in • Attempted Robbery. Philadelphia. -- Cries of "Help I Help I" coming from six husky throats brought scores of people to one of the busiest sections of Camden In the early morning who beheld two tenyear- old boys In the act of holding up half a dozen stalwarts of the law at the point of guns. The lads--Frank Popllnski and Joseph Tablweeski-- had been surprised by the police while robbing the store of Bernard Reichling at 1121 Broadway. Like a movie thriller, the youngsters showed fight when confronted by the police, whipping their weapons from their pockets, and stood the officers against the wall. When the crowd pressed around the cops took courage and made for the boys, who were subdued after a quick but stubborn fight behind a pile of bundles, which they used for a barricade. "Aw, don't be so rough," squeaked Popllnski, as he was pulled from the melee. < Accept "California" Syrup of I'M only--look for the name California <m the package, then you are sure yow child Is having the best and most bam* less laxative or physic for the llttla stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its delicious fruity taste. Foil directions for child's dose on each bai^ tie. Give It without fear. Mother! Tou must say "California*1" -v Piker. • - Footpad--Is this all yon've got? Smith--Yes, but that's enough to send you to prison! Footpad--Here, take it back. It aW| enough to keep me out, that's certaiffc^ "GARRY ON"! If Constipated, Bilk** , *0r Headachy, takft "Cascarets" ^ Peel grand I efficient! Dont stag sick, bilious, headachy, constipated. move the liver and bowel poison whidt Is keeping your head dizzy, your tonga* coated, your breath bad and your stomach sour. Why not get a small box it Cascarets and enjoy the nicest, gentlest laxative-cathartic you ever experienced? Cascarets never gripe, sicken or Inconvenience one like Salts, ooi Calomel er harsh pills. Cascarets bring sunshine to cloudy minds and half-sldt bodies. They work while you sleep. Adtw Only Populsrlty Worth W^iita. I wish popularity; but It Is that popularity which follows, not that which is run after--it is that popularity which sooner or later never failn to do justice to the pursuit of nob)# ends bv noble means.--Lord Mansfield* . RRRIS'COUC REMEDY Rob and Imprison Victim. Boston.---After locking Franl H. Turgeon in the refrigerator of his creamery and then robbing his safe of $250. five masked bandits called up the police and asked if they would be so kind as to release him. A lami dog does not get even boas* mm Saw Ghost in Jail.- Rock Island. III.--Eighteen negro prisoners In the county jail are in consternation since the suicide of Robert Cook. The negroes declare they saw Cook's ghost pointing at theot from his former cell. < Alcoholic Frankfurters. JB Paso, Tex.--Lorenzo Hernandea developed a brand-new scheme of bootlegging. Inspectors tasted sausages he was bringing across the Interna- „ owner* tit* tlonal boundary and found tbem filled With alcohol. - TO TREAT HORSE COLIC No Drenching -- A CUM CM Giwn Ik • M«n •«« swutunm Old Kentucky ilfg. Co., lav., Padocak, •& Better Than Pills- For Liver Ills NR Ton i§ h t Tomorrow Air AUKNT8, H*turned Svidhw*--W» _ tor* ford teeMWtT Mill t» •r owa^ra. Mtkt IIM wk|y, tidjiSM I