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'W PUN FOR SNIULL FRAME HOUSE Comfortable Dwelling and Inexpensive. $W'ii MAS ~ ATTRACTIVE EXTERIOR 'Design for Heme That Will Appeal to die Builder Who Wante Room for Large Family at Low Cost. fc jfc WILLIAM A. RADFORD. ; _ William A. Radford will '"JlrSS. s a.n'5 s,v* advice FREE OP ' i^wt0^ h nlt Ub,eSt* perta'n'ns to the •ubject Tl building, for the readers of this account of his wide experience Editor. Author and Manufacturer, he ^tnoUt doubt, the highest authority 2? ?i,.,',!,ese ®ubJects, Addresr all inquiries " 2L miaJH.,A- Radford, No. 1887 Prairie '« gtivreonue Chicago, ill., «d only enc'oaa -cent stamp for reply Home builders may be placed in two jjeperal classes. In one class are those *\L'",-<irno build a home because they want "7*- a place that has an exterior that »J pleases them, and Is arranged inside ^ ' to suit their ideas of what a home Should be. In the other class are those • Who have jin eye to the future; they (Wild a home that will be the most , . ^ jeasily -saleable should the occasion rei auire. Consequently, the latter select . designs for homes that will meet the needs of the greatest number of peo- During the last ten years many thoufands of frame houses have been erectit-; #d that have what might be termed a ^ j " %tandard" room arrangement. These houses contain either six or seven 1 looms, all arranged after a manner . ihat has been found to best employ the Available space. From this statement. hitv* this interior layout. It* Mwp pitched roof, extending over the porch, the gables on either side and over the dormer, and the projecting roof rafter® all make this house "individual." Then there is the unique combination of plain siding, shingles and the touch of stucco that Is found at Ui« porch corners. The site of this -houfee Is 22 feet by 38 feet, but it contains seven good rooms and bath. Consequently, it is a house that can be set on a narrow lot. Second Floor Plan. and at the same time provide accommodations for a family larger than the average. On the first floor there are four rooms and on the second floor three rooms and the bathroom. The entrance ^ •. It might be inferred that the exteriors , '/ ire "standard" also; that all of these 'houses look alike. That is a mistake, ; . for architects by altering the roof |Ji . " J*aies; changing the designs of the f/ i porches and by adding a dormer win- / to this one, and changing its locav |ion in the next one have planned rows ... • Of such houses that are exceedingly dissimilar in outward appearance. ** Accompanying this article is a story- First Fleer Plan. and-a-half frame house that has a standard" floor plan. But its exterior is different from most of those that WOULD BRING BACK SALOONS si Ntght Restaurant Clerk Has Peculiar Iteaaon for Regretting the Advent • - of Prohibition. "I rare wish the saloons had never gone out" sighed the night clehk In a Muncle restaurant as he stood at atrteotion while a late customer was w, giving his order. "Didn't know- yon ever drank, Bill." If'; * the customer commented. . "And no more I do, nor did " replied ' . fithe clerk, "and If the bars were back wouldn't get any of my money, if •>•*&«: they'd certainly give me an awful |y,. -rest. Did you see that big fellow that Just went out--coat all wrinkled |,l - nod looked like he needed a shave? " ' He's just a sample of what I have to ' endure every night since prohibition scame. ' "That man has more domestic trou- &. ^.rtAjbte, more rows with his wife and pjv . mother-in-law, and more arguments >/•, with his boss at the factory than any < living man. and when the saloons were 'here he used to tell all his troubles to arteoder, bat now hp Mat fl» at one end of the porch leads Into a reception hall, on one side of which are the stairs to the second floor and on the othery connected by a double cased opening, the living room. This room, while not large, is big enough to provide a comfortable sitting place. It is practically square, being 13 feet 3 Inches by 13 feet The dining room, also connected by a double opening, is 11 by 14 feet. The double openings into the dining room and hall make the living room appear larger than it is and take away the sense of smallness that a room closed off would have. The dining room is attractive and cheerful, made so by the bay, which has two good-sized windows. At the rear of the dining room is the kitchen, 0 by 12 feet, which has a large pantry. At the side of the dining room is a bedroom, 9 feet 6 inches by 14 feet. The three bedrooms upstairs all are well lighted and well ventilated. Each room sets into a gable, one at each side of the house and the other at the front. All are connected by a short hall, opening off of which In the center of the house at the rear is the bathroom, located conveniently to every bedroom. Each of the upstairs bedrooms has a closet, while there are two more downstairs, one In the entrance hall and one In the bedroom. The house has a full basement, that Is, a basement extending under the whole of the structure. Its concrete walls should be finished with a cement plaster coat, and the floor should be of concrete. The basement provides a place for the heating plant, with an Inclosed fuel room adjoining. Other rooms may be partitioned off for fruit and vegetable storage and to provUM places for storage. This is one of the mopt economical of houses to build. It wll be noted by the floor plans that the foundation walls have only one "Jog." that for the dining room bay; also that there are no fancy exterior features that are costly. At the same time It Is a commodious, convenient and good-looking home. that he tells 'em to me, and I'm rick and tired of 'em. "And if he was the only one it wouldn't be so bad, but I hear troubles like his all night long that used to be heard by the bartenders, and, besides, a lot of late-at-night 'souses' that used to hang around the bars un til they closed now come in here aftef being kicked out of the •blind tigers' and gambling rooms." "Gimme a piece o' apple pie," com. mented the customer. "Now do you know, speakin' o' troubles, I never had any out at the factory in my life till today, when the boss come around and swelled up on me about bein' five minutes late to work and you -jughta heard what I said to him. I «ald " but the clerk had fled to the kitchen.-- Indianapolis News. « KINDS OF FOOD CHILDREN NEED TO MAKE THEM GROW INTO HEALTHY MEN AND WOMEN ;:ilp iil® Poached Egg on Toast, Baked Potato, Bread and Butter, Milk and Rice Pudding Make an Excellent Dinner for a Three-Year-Old., (Prepared by the United States Departthe fat and season with salt. Serve %>t. ment of Agriculture.) «ome people tell us a great deal about what children ought not to eat but forget to tell us what they ought to have. T£e kinds of food that children need to make them grow into healthy men and women is being studied by home economics experts. The most Important of these foods is milk. It supplies something for making muscles; something for. making bones and teeth; and something that makes children grow. No child will grow as fast as he should or as well without milk. He may get fat, but fatness Is not the same as strength. Unless be has milk, some part of htm will almost surely be weak. Every little child should have at least three glasses of whole mine etfery day, and If possible, four. If he has this amount of milk, and particularly If he can be given one egg yolk a day, he does not need meat. Some mothers worry because they cannot afTord to buy meat, fish, chicken or other flesh foods for their children, but this Is quite unnecessary if they are able to get milk, and milk is almost always cheaper than these, other food*; ' How to 8erve Eggs. •; Some one will probably asfcliOW the yolk of an egg should be served to a child. One good way is to add It to milk gravy. Another way Is to cook it hard, salt and mash It and spread it qn bread. The mother may Just as well use the white of the egg for cake or for puddings. It is the yolk that the child needs most. All of the Iron of the egg is in the yolk. There Is something in the yolk, too, as there is in the milk that makes children grow. Every mother wants her children to have straight, strong legs. Both, milk and eggs help to make the bones strong. Children who do not get these foods are almost sure to hate a disease called "rickets." Their bones, being weak, bend under them and get very much out of shape. Milk gets dirty easily and it is very hard to make*it clean after it has become dirty. It is different from such foods as apples and oranges from which the dirt can be wiped. If milk Is left uncovertd and dust or- other kinds of dirt fall on It, or if it Is put Into a dirty dish the dirt sinks to the bottom and It is impossible to get it out. Dirty milk is almost sure to make children sick and so the greatest pains should be taken to keep it clean. The barn where the cow Js kept should be clean; so, too, should the palls and the milker's hands. After the milk comes into the house it should be kept carefulTy coveted in t cool place. 1 Use of -Clean 8kim MUk. Whole milk Is far better for children than skim milk, but clean skim milk is better than dirty whole milk. If the mother cannot get <$ean whole milk, she had better use clean skim milk and give the child a little #xtra butter to make up for the fat that wis taken off when the milk was skimmed. The "something" in milk that makes children grow comes from the grass and other green things that the coneats. The same "something" in eggs comes from the green food that every good chicken raiser provides for his chickens. Prom the green food it gets into the milk and the egg yolks. .This substance, so much needed by all young animals, Is also in lettuce, spinach, and other greens. For this reason these vegetables are good for children, particularly when milk and eggs are scarce. Some children do not like vegetables and It does little good to try to persuade them to eat them. A be^er way is to put them into soups or gravies without saying anything about it. For example, make milk stews or gravies and put into them any small amounts of cooked vegetables that may be left over or some fresh vegetables cooked for the purpose. Here is a recipe for a milk stew. With plenty of bread, a large bowl of U makes a good dinner for a child. Milk 8tew With Vegetables. 1 quart milk, whole or skim. 1 cupful raw potatoes cut In small pieces. A few leaves lettuce, spinach or other greens cut into small pieces or chopped. • A small piece of onion. S level teaspoonfuls butter or bacon fat. Bait. Boil the potatoes till soft and drain. Cook the other vegetables In so little water that they do not need to be drained. Add to the milk. Heat, add Origin of "A 1.f. "A V IS a symbol originating fn tM Lloyd's Maritime Insurance associa tion denoting a ship that has been found first-class in construction and equipment. The "A" Is for good construction and the "1" tor good equip a i e n t , \ . • ; , Almost any vegetable can be used for flavoring milk stews. Or a little flsh or chopped dried beef may be used. In the case of very little children care should be taken not to serve any tough foods like large pieces of dried beef unless the mother has time to watch and uee that they are well chewed. ' • • Another way to use milk te la ample puddings. .. \ Rice Pudding. ' ' it <st 1 quart milk, whole or skim. 1-3 cupful rice. 1-3 cupful sugar. % teaspoonful salt. H teaspoon! ground nuti cinnamon, or the grated rind of 14 of a lemon. Wash the rice thoroughly, mix the Ingredients, and bake three hours or more in a very slow oven, stirring occasionally at first. Any kind of cereal, oatmeal, cornmeal, or cracked wheat can be used in place of the rice and molasses, or brown sugar can be used for sweetening and flavoring. « To say that a child toes not need flesh foods like meat, <;hreken, and flsh If he has plent^of milk does not mean that these foods are not good for him. The chief point is that they are not needed and when used in addition to milk they are extravagant. So far as health Is concerned some of the tenderer flesh foods, like flsh or chicljen, may be given in small amounts even to very young children. No child, however, should be given tough meat that Is likely to be swallowed in large pieces. Fried meat is particularly harmful. Use Fresh or Dried Fruits. Fruit once a day is a good rule. If you cannot afford fresh fruit, get dried fruits. Soak them well and cook them until soft. If the child Is delicate give only the Juice or pulp. Very young children who are Just beginning to eat other things than milk should, be given the Juice only of the fruits. A little later they may be given the pulp. A healthy child of school, age can eat apples, peaches and plums, skin and all. Every child should have plenty of good bread. There is no danger of him eating too much of it unless it is covered with sugar or jam. A hungry child will eat plain bread without either butter or sugar between meals. Save the sweets for dessert. Whole wheat or graham bread helps to prevent constipation. So, too, do vegetables and fruits. Mothers who cannot afford vegetables and fruits should give coarse bread occasionally. Cereal mushes, like oatmeal, cofrnmeal or cracked wheat, are good food for children; they have Just as much nourishment in them as the ready-toeat cereals and cost very much less. Hardness and crispness in food Is not the same as toughness. In fact, hard bread or toast is good food for children. ~ Bread that has been dried and slightly browned in the oven can be broken into small pieces and served with milk as cereal mushes are. As to sweets, save them for dessert when the child is not hungry enough to eat too much of them. One of the simple puddings mentioned above makes a good dessert. So, too, do plain cake or cookies. One of the cheapest sweets is bread spread with butter and sugar, white or brown. Lump sugar is usually far cheaper than candy. Breakfast may consist always of fruit, fresh or dried, with a cereal mush, milk, bread and butter. Bread and milk or rice and milk are enough for supper. The chief meal should come In the middle of the day. Here are a few suggestions for It: Suggested Dinner*. Baked Potatoes.. . Milk aeav?, made with pork fat. f' Greens. Time Required for Cooking. The time required for cooking vegetables depends on the kind, size and age of the vegetable. Judgment must be used in deciding when they are qaite done but not overdone. Remove Fish 8mell. Dry mustard rubbed on the hands removes ail smell of flsh. Remove Taint From meat. Vinegar and water vvili remove the taint from meat. • • Milk Stew, on Toast. Pudding. , Milk Toast. Stewed Celery or Cabbage. . Boiled Rice with Sirup. t Wmtto Soup. Bread aad Bu#i| Baked Apples. •' HOUSIHOLD QUESTIONS* Always empty the watar out 9t a kettle before refilling It. * • • The pantry shelves are best covered with white oilcloth, cat to fit • • • Use borax In tepid water for washing silk handkerchiefs. Iran dry. • • • Before frylpg sausages prick them generously with a needle. They will then not burst open t% th* frying procesa. , ' • j '• When roasting quails wrap each bird In a thin slice of bacon. A toothpick Will hold it in place. You will find thi*s very delicious. ' • • • Fresh blood stains will disappear from clothing or linetPtf hydrogen peroxide is dropped on the spot. If the stains are old soak In cold ^if aaajpi "J p ' I V ROME TAKES Demolition of Pretentious Qerauui Embassy In Eternal City Haa . ' a Deep Significance. Today on the Capitoline, the smallest geographically, but historically the most important of the famous seven bills of Rome, there is the sound of hammering, the fall of masonry. Here, for many centuries, was centered the religious and political activity of the Roman empire, and here In the last half century'Germany had established herself imperially, residentially. In the Palazzo Caffarelll, built near the site of the great temple of Jupiter, consecrated in B. C. 509, was the German embassy, with the throne of the emperor of Germany. Near at hand was the German Archaeloglcal Institute, within its garden the famous Tarpeian rock, to be visited of recent years only by obtaining the key of the gate from the German authorities. On the piazza, Romulus is said to have founded his asylum and here in the centuries before the Christian era, as In tiie middle ages, Rome had the seat of her government. It was here that, from house to house, from terrace to terrace, Germany up to the year 1914 was steadily spreading her domains. The statue .of Marcus Aurelius by Michael Angelo was in the piazza o^ the Capitoline, so also were those of Constantine and his sen, but there was I'oom for others. Today, however, the Palazzo Caffarelll with its six*, teenth-century architectural beauties, and Its Teutonic decorations, Is being removed -from the capital in carts. The authorities have decided that this seventh hill of Rome belongs to the past (ft Italy and they seek beneath the floors of the German embassy further foundations of the great temple of Jupiter built by Tarquln the superb, that other last of the kings. WELL Englishman Apparently Little veniencetf by the Lots of His Right.-Wing.* Apropos our recent photograph <W feats performed by armless men, a eon? trlbutor, who lost his right arm when he was a youth, sends an interesting account of the ingenious manner In which he carries on In spite of his handicap. * "I get up at seven.,fl'clock," he says, "wash, 8hav£, scrub my finger-nails by holding a small nail-brtish between my teeth, and dress myself without any help. To fill a pipe and strike a match is. an easy matter, while years ago I learned to write with my left hand. "I often play whist, and can place my cards together as quickly as anyone. But I find my chief delight and enjoyment in playing the piano or organ. I love both. I do not play with my left hand only, but play the lower notes with a stick In rnj mouth. "I can open a boiled egg and eat It as quickly as anyone with their two hands, while In regard to wrapping up a parce* and securing the same with ^string, I challenge any grocer to do the Job more neatly. . "Peeling an apple is quite simple. 1 can open a penknife in an instant. "No one need despair who has lost one of their arms. It Is awkard at first, but after a few weeks it is surprising what one can do for themselves. So to all who have lost an arm I say: 'Cheerio! It might have been worse!"--London Tit-Bits. LANGUAGE ENRICHED Vf WAR English Newspaper Comments on Addition of American Slang to the t Ordinary Vocabulary. An enlferprislng publishing firm has Issued a post-war' English dictionary which professes to contain words that Qame into use during the War. It might have saved some perplexity on the part of the Willesden magistrate who was told by a witness last week end that a man in the case was "all poshed up," and that a certain turn of events "put the kybosh on him." "Poshed up" recalls dreadful things to the demobilized man, for how many weary hours has he not spent in "poshing up" for parades and inspections? To "posh up" means, of course, to make oneself look smart. In civilian life it means specklessly polished boots, starched collar, neatly pressed trousers, carefully brushed hair, and a shining morning face. In the army it meant buckles, buttons and cop badge polished to distraction, leath& equipment with a supergloss, and well •blancoed" haversack and valise (khaki color, of course). And for the man "warned for guard" behind the lines or in camp at home there was always the hope that by "poshing up" to the nth degree he might escape duty, the prize awarded by the Inspecting officer to the smartest man paraded. As for "kybosh," the word is familiar enough to the music-hall public. -The extinguisher puts the "kybosh" on the candle, and the allies, in the words of a war-time song, "put the kybosh on the kaiser." --Manchester Guardian. The Ambidextrous. The art of ambidexterity, or Hb& Usage ,of both hands, is an extremely practical accomplishment, and one Involving not only mechanical skill, 1>ut a certain amount of will and brain power. A society -Ifor the cultivation of the left hand was started some time ago In London, but the scheme nevel had sufficient backing to flourish. Now the French Academy of Medicine Is advocating that school children be taught to write with the left hand as well as the right. One curious point concerns the cult of the left hand, bn eminent physician having stated that it tends eventually to increase lunacy. The notion has, however, been contested by other medical men, and the head master of Eton suggests that the further usage of the left hand develops certain organs of the btaln which otherwise lie dormant. J Find Ciolor Photo Proaaaa. Jl* secret emulsion, Invented^ by a Russian professor, which, it Is asserted, will make color photography possible for pverybody, Is about to be introduced into this country, says the London Times. The pspblem of making the process capable of snapshot as well as time work Is claimed Co have been overcome, and the exposure can be as rapid as with the ordinary emulsion, thus fitting the invention for moving-picture work also. Special cameras and plates will be on the market shortly, and the cost of a colored film Is expected to be only IS to 20 per cfnt higher than the ordinary black and white type. Just the Manl ' While ^at a dance dne evening I made the acquaintance of « young man who asked to take me home, While talking about different things, we came upon the subject of religion. He told me he was quite a church member and had attended church regularly. My folks being rather re-, llglous themselves, I said, without thinking: "You are Just the kind of a son-in-law my people are looking for."** Then I woke up and tried to square myself.--Exchange. One Thing That Is Fraa. •The high cost of living--- ha ha> fan, but his wife shut him up with: "I know what you are going to say and I want to point out an exception to what appears to be a general rule.** "Yes?" he assented, hopefully, "The calendar makers are going to give us one day more next year without charge, It'a leap year," American Coinage, ft* tt* year ending June 90, 1018t the United States pot out 488,02MB! •ataa valued at $1&.61&017. WENT TO HEAVEN IN AUTO Novelty in Burning «f Effigy of Machine at the Grave of Wealthy V ^ Chinaiqjui. ' It hl thfe custom of the Chinese to Durn various, kinds of effigies at the funeral ceremonies of the rich, and the more wealthy the departed the more elaborate the figures burned over his grave. These effigies Represent every manner of thing, such as human figures, horses, sedan chairs, tables loaded with money, etc. At the funeral of a Mr. Li, who died a short time ago in Tientsin, and who was a very wealthy man, the bereaved family outdid themselves, and made an Imitation of the deceased gentleman's automobile, to be burned at his grave. The efflgy was made entirely of strong Chinese paper stretched on bamboo frames. The car was complete In every detail, the pedals* accurately placed, and all made of papen and bamboo. The fnterior of the car was also accurate in detail, being carefully upholstered in paper. The car was carried- about three miles through crowded streets to the graveside, where a match was applied, and it Was sumed in a few minutes. Ancient Mesopotamia. - Survey research work in Mesopotamia has revealed the fact that in former times the country was covered with a network of canals, showing that a very celebrated system of Irrigation must then have been in vogue. Some of these canals were 20 feet deep with steep embankments. This interesting Information was stated by Lieut. Col. O. A. Bertzeley, royal engineers, in a lecture given by him at the British Royal Geographical society recently. He also brought to light the fact that the city of Samarrah, which Is now acomparatively unimportant town, at a period before the Christian era must have been one of the most populous trading centers of the East. The ancient city was 20 tailes in length and 2% In width, and it is estimated that It contained about 4,000,000 inhabitants. There were miles of walls and warehouses, and it formed a converging point fo? caravans from a vast area. Another city in Mesopotamia, the lecturer said, showed traces ot having been laid out on the modern American city, < Government Newspaper. It Is not generally known that In the recent railwaymen's dispute In Great Britain had developed into a general strike, and the public had been unable to obtain Its customary newspapers, arrangements had been made for the production of a government dally. It was to contain no editorial views whatever, but simply a record of what was happening at home and abroad. Five million copies would have been Circulated by a squadron of 150 aeroplanes. ' The government's Idea was that the dangers of a general strike would be enormously enhanced if the general public did not know what was going on. • ~ NO SPHINXES FOR HIM "I want to keep talking," said Sent' * tor Sorghum, "at least enough to prfl -, vent any general reference to me as fe sphinx." (•; "But such references imply a certaJII/V,.' degree of compliment." . vf *1 don't think so. The sphinx IpS made up of such contradictory ei£4 ' ments that he can't be classified, and • the only remark I ever heard attributed to one was largely In tha nat of a Joke." A'.: •V-, A GREAT H3&AD. 1st Carrot--Bright chap, isn't h< fend Carrot--Yes, that's Mr. Ca||!:" bage. He has a grreat head on hint, ^ Unkind Suggestion. The awan sings -but one song--or so On good authority we've heard. ? Oh, how we wish some folks we knOlf Would imitate that gentle blra. , Candidtv Defined. "What is your raea of a free gox4tm> ment?" * ' • \ "A free government," said the botshevist, "Is one that offers no opposition to our efforts to kick it to pieces and start something under our exclnsi* » Control." ? J { Explained. ° 4 "What do you mean by saying the prisoner struck you amidships?" „ . "Well, you see, Judge, I had Just hi|4 * . one schooner and was reaching for aftother when he hit me." Real Joy. . ... honestly. xladU tp you when you came home?" / , "Glad? Why, when she came rutftt- Ing in to greet me I saw at ongf forgO^ten 'tb powder her noijfc*' ! v ' - • Suitable One. v"What Is the reigning style of floltfK decoration for brides just new?" ^ "L don't know, fcpt H ought to^be a shower bouquet." 1 Their Advantage. . "Good typewriters are alwayi In dp".. m a n d . " . . . "No wonder; they have their bod* ness at their fingers' ends." Naturally. • • "What do you think of the tueoM , flyer's remarkable feat?" i; "That with his remarkable feat |ii", marks a tyng step forward." "" ' £V:: Something Learned. "Has the government taught' anything about railroading?" "Yes," replied the old-time railroad manager. "It has taught us that tha traveling public can be made nu^ra docile and forbearing than we had tn> agin A in our fondest hopes." Community 8inging. "I see community singing la bacon* tag a ffcd In many towns." "What Is It?" "The merry villager* Idea boosted a notch, I take It" "iiowr "Instead of dancing «|^g|» rfteen, we assemble In community centers ^nd mingle our voices In Jass madrigals and syncopated glees."--Loulsvttle Courier-Journal. PRETTY, Air Travel da Una. The airship "R S3" has begin making a tour of the French battlefields, says the London Sphere, and It carried a chef and gave Its passengers French cooking, and real beds, with sheets. "On September 15." says the same paper, "during a flight from Amsterdam to England, this lunch was served on a passenger airplane: Salmon mayonnaise, cold chicken, fruit salad and wine."--From the Outlook. Where Hla Sympathy Stops. - "Of course, you sympathize with the ultimate consumer." "In most cases," answered Senator Sorghum; "but not with a man who Insists on being strictly a U. C. Instead of doing his share aa a producer." « Ceetiy Telephone. Tha queftn of Spr.in possesses what Is said to be.the most remarkable telephone in the world. It is of solid silver, with a gold transmitter, 'tils work of art •tanda m Mr awjaaty* writing tabla • f -, "Is aha very pretty?** • I '• -V, "Very. 'She keeps he* gorwna to equal her f«caM Agitations. Through centuries the world Philosophers assert. It has been very often scared. But wpldora badly hurt. C \ ' •F. Arbitrary Aaaertlin.^;^_ "How can you assume to speak "wltti authority on this subject, which yap have qpt studied thoroughly?" "That, sir," replied the ancompttH mislng citizen, "Is the very method hg which I show my authority." % 1 % Sfv Wrong Emotion. * * Doctor--Madam, I am sorry to tell you that we are despairing eC •• your husband's recovery. - Prospective Rich Widow--I doftt . % aae why yon are dcapeirlnq about 5 rm not. Sticking to It. 1 | "Ton never get anywhere nnleaa fiis pick something out and stick to IL^ f "Even that doesn't always wotfeif- Look at the fly on the fly paper." f S Her 8tyle.' • ^ "What a thin Voice that girl hall^fol "So thin it sounds as If she sang aft* her selections in a skeleton' key." ( Mean SuggeaUae. -.p-v^ •Jims says he writes a great .Mil•;/-'Si ff fugitive poetry " "So he that reads SMJ ruaf* - - * V ?: /s.A-r . S",* - ' iiiifiniyfr' 'A.a.