The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

Lkskdt-* .J jfeisitwic, "*• •***•' * V$J* ' • »' -i. •* - *•*,"' 1' *?v > * " 'luf «,.iflflll!"!'ll|1H'>liliii| I'll). «yrflflillii> ! II. ifa»ll<MS- *M MeHtKWBT FLAIltDBA-LHS, MeBENBT, OX. * . : ' : - " = \ ~ i W ^ ? i W W ^ f ^ ^ W ' W S W $ M 0 •r ;+**,'. -K;. ' '•'«'" * '• "H^lii^vto -. * -Ji'i » ?4*' "•JHi \ 'j I .'. *>s»r"«' '£ " ASsfefl ti. ' NTR*. V,:.- ;,-' ,,', '-^1W', • A ^v' ,: .:"/£ • , "1 h;.4 *V* p-' €:>? $:. wi*-^ % . i1 C f '• ^ 'xfl- « •O" «£* - .•vt<V.>: •'•-*, * .;*•l •f<5,:,- ^; '•. ~^t' &2&££3 t£t '• • x tn to MM Aft • IraiH IK pm -w Likely your mhumr _ B^i&foitf.li «f mt, hMh tw »A ttmr a iMa OK th kkbasrs. Year hae)t gives oak: iw in three ac Hhsiy safe hssdaehH --DTOYMWI Take things •Seise aad help the UOQI with Domfi Kid*** PHlt. JDOfftt have fcnwht as# strength to thosaands. Ask nsfchhor! An Illinois (Horn Lawrence. m ft CVmtoM takwrttaw aeroee •aan.of mr back I ooald™h*pdlr gat about Wbtn I itMpH it ww hard to straighten- I would get very diss? and specks would float before me. I Would DM have to V*t np often at night on account of mr kidneys acting Irregularly. Doaa's Kidney Pills cured rae of these troubles." QetDsartstAasr State, Me a Bsc DOAN'S VSSff POfRUUURII CO, BUVAIA, N.T. The Ideas Children Have. Ruth was fond • of apple butter spread oa her bread, the thicker tint better. Recently she made her first visit to the country. After several, days she said to her hostess: "Didn't' you have any apples to feed yoqr cows this year?" The puzzled farmer's wife Inquired: "Why do you ask that?" " 'Cause," came the reply, "I deot 'aee any apple butter."--IndianapoUa NOwa. Enthusiasm is one of the world's vital forces, but it must be directed , by good Judgment. Sure telief 6 BELLANS Hot water Sure Relief Harvest 20 to 45 Bushel to Acre Wheat ia Western Canada Think what that meana to you In good hard dollars with the great demand for wheat at high prices. Many farmers in Western Canada have paid for their land from a single crop. The nmt PUCCPSS MAY still be yours, for ! you can buy on easy terms. Farm Land at 6IS to S30 an Acre located near thriving towns, good mari kets. railways--land of a kind whloh grows 20 to 45 kaakcli of wheat te the . acre. Good grazing- lands at low prices convenient to your grain farm enable you to reap the preflta from stock rale* teg a a* eatrylag. Learn the Facts About Western Canada --low taxation (none on improvements), healthful climate, good schools. Churches, pleasant social relationships, a prosperous and industrious people. For Ulnstrated literature, maps, description of term opportunities In ltaattoka. Saskatchewan, and AftertL reaassd rati war rates, etc.. write Department mt Immigration. Ottawa, Can., or U.'ggSK'h'jgV&iag ^c^2djjy^g2S£SSiSBL^KSSiSMM i WATCH THE BIG 4 it Stommch-Kidamy'Hmmrt-Uvr Keep the vital orffans healthy by regukrly taking the world's standard remedy for kidney, liver, Madder and uric acid trnnhlea GOLD MEDAL The National Remedy of Holland far oaatarias and endorsed by Qneea WQhe)> At ell druggists, three slsee. r the bum G«U MsJal «• urmr best else accept as ' Kills Pesky Bed Bu^s P. D. Q.ffi \r< Just think, a 86c box of P. D. Q. (Pesky Devils Quietus), makes a quart, enough to kill a million bedbugs, roaches, fleas or cooties and stops future generations by killing the eggs and does not Injure the clothing. Uquid D. Q. is tike; bedbugs stand as good chance as a snowball in a justly tamed heat resort. Patent spout free in every package of P. D. Q. to enable you to kill them and their egg nests in the cracks. Your druggist has it or he can get it for you, or sent prepaid on receipt of ' price by the Owl Chemical Works, Terre' Haute, Indiana. lire to the bedbugs is what P. INVEST 2c --and receive, absolutely free, without obligation, an interesting booklet that may show yott the way to ricfeeS Ml prosperity. Write today. MS-t-l Liu* Bid*. DALLAS^RZ. Cuticura Soap The Velvet Touch For die Skin Seep 25c, Oietsieet 25 ael 50c, TslcaatZSc. FRECKLES THJ£ Uimttl SPOT ON EABTH Southeast Miaaourt, where corn, wheat, clover and alfalfa *row abundantly; hundred bushels corn, forty bushels wheat, three tons clover hay. Ave and nil cutting* of alfalfa. Write for literature. Union Farm Land Company Ponlar BlnfT. Mlwourl -IntR-TlrKa astonish buyers. Money ! back guarantee. Huge profits. . Exclusive. Harkness A Towler. 309 W Main.Louisv'e.Ky W. M. MO." #-IM8k TAKEN BY POLES Seize Stronghold 120 Miles From Warsaw; Gen. Wrangel . Chetdcs Red^. ^ ^ U. iBWTS SEND ffrORTS Qen. Weyeand Deelaree Polish Nation Its Own Savior--Says Military Operations All Executed fey Pelleh General a Washington, Aug. 23.--Brest-Lltovsk has bw: occupied by the Polish army, according to advices received by the state department from the American commissioner at Berlin. His dispatch was based on a report received by him from Posen. The army of General Wrnngel has checked the advance of the bolshevik! In the direction of southern Russia and has driven theii back across the lower portion of the Dnieper river, according to official advices received l*y the state department. Paris, Aug. 23.--The military successes of the Poles continue, accord- In* to a report to the foreign office from the military mission in Warsaw, under plans elaborated by the French general. Weygand, and his Staff of more than 600 officers. It is considered that French and Polish co-operation in the commands of the various forces now has reached a satisfactory stage. J. J. Jusserand and Lord D'Abernon, respectively the heads of the French «nd British missions to Poland, have returned to Warsaw from Posen for a conference with General Weygand and the Polish staff. The situation at Danslg is still causing worry, but It is expected to be cleared up when two French battleships, now on their way there, arrive and offer Sir Reginald T. Tower, the allied high commissioner at Danzig, sufficient forces to permit the unloading of Polish munitions. Polish forces are advancing with undiminished speed along the line running from north of Warsaw to Wdodawa, about 110 miles southeast of Warsaw. Principal interest, however, attaches to the maneuvers of General Pilsudski's forces. Massed reserves, which he had concentrated at Ivangorod, southeast of the capital, have advanced 60 miles in three days and effected a junction with another army operating from Cholm. United, these armies were within 18 miles of the strongly fortified Brest-Litovsk, 120 miles east of Warsaw, Wednesday, and have now probably reoccupled that Important center «f communications, whi^h the reds late Wednesday were reported to be hurriedly evacuating. The- success of the Poles In throwing back the bolshevikl in the battle of Warsaw was "a Polish victory," the French general, Weygand, told delegations at Warsaw who had come to tell him that he was the most popular man in Poland, and was proclaimed by aQ as "the savior of Warsaw." Advices received here from the Polish capital quote General Weygand, in his response to the delegations, as follows: "Preparatory military operations were executed by the Polish generals, according to the Polish plan. My role, as well as that of the other French officers, was limited to filling certain gaps in the details of execution. It Is the Polish nation that has been lts: own savior. "This magnificent victory consolidates the Polish state, whose existence Is indispensable to France's existence. Germany, who had hoped to resume direct relations with the so>' •lets and to throw red armies against the enemy across the Rhine, must renounce for the moment such means of annulling the Versailles treaty. "If the Polish leaders know how to profit by victory, I am convinced that the bolshevik army will soon cease to exist." Warrfaw) AUJB. 20.--The Fifty-seventh; Fifty-eighth and Eighth bolshevik divisions on the Warsaw front have been annihilated and thousands of soviet soldiers made prisoners. The bolshevik retreat north and east of Warsaw, where the soviet forces were closely driven by the Poles, took the semblance of a rout at some places. The Russians lost their bearings In trying to meet attacks on all, sides from the Polish columns on their flanks, the statement adds. The Poles, continuing their advance, have occupied Kaluszyn, 35 miles east of Warsaw; Sledlee, 57 miles east of the capital; Milbyrec, 20 miles southeast of Siedlce and Wlodawa, on the Bug river, 125 miles southeast of Warsaw. French Troepe Take TanM. . Constantinople, Aug. 24.--Advices to the French mission here report the capture of Tarsus, Asia Minor, August 12, by French troops, and hope now is held out for the American relief workers besieged in Adana since June 20. Red Armies Turn. Warsaw, Aug. 24.--Executing a gigantic turning movement with the aid of a large number of troops brought up In trains, the red armies are again driving the Poles backward along practically the entire front Mexican Volcano Is Active. Mexico City, Aug. 21.--The volcano of Popocatepetl is showing signs of activUy. Luminous smoke is visible above the crater and ashes are fulling oa the neighboring town of Ajrotsingo, In the "state of Mexico. ~ Indiana Miners Out. - Indlanapolisf Aug, 21.--Many of the Indiana jnines are closed. Frank Partington, president of the Illinois miners. has wired the men to stay on the Job, because "a strike now will-result la government actloO." . >, • EDWARD RAlk? w,, Edward Ray of England, who woa the United States open golf championship at Inverness, Toledo, On photo* graphed on the links sm ng the pipe that he never lays aside while playing. THIEVES GET $106,000 Grab Poueh of Payroll Cash at •Pullman, 111. Bag Is Snatched From the Hand *f a 13-Year-Old Helper at Stetiaa. Chicago, Aug. 21.--A mall pouch, containing $100,000 in currency, was stolen from the platform of the Illinois Central railroad station in Pullman. The money was being sent by a bank to Pullman, to be used for payrolls in plants there. The bag was ripped from the hands of a thirteen-year-old helper about the station as he was lugging It from the station mail chute to the post office delivery cart. It had been dropped off the suburban mail train, which arrived In Pullman from Chicago at 2:02 in the afternoon. The boy was Leo Wilgus, 11316 Langley avenue. The }anltor of the station was nearby, and on the platfarm was a crowd of station loiterers and passengers waiting for suburban trains. As the lad attempted;-to lift the pouch Into the post office cart, an elderly man, • gray-haired, his eyes shielded behind horn-rimmed spectacles, appeared beside him and said: "Here boy I'll give you a hand twlth that." Seizing the bag, the stranger tossed it into a black Marmon car parked five feet away. Before young Wilgus could cry out, a younger man, sitting at the steering wheel of the car, had turned on the gas and the automobile sped north in Cottage Grove avenue. There was a third companion in the car. MLK SUFFRAGE Tennessee Soions Flee to Alabamato WARNS HUNGER STRIKERS British Government Will Not Be Responsible for Prisoners Hel4 111 - Irish Jalla. ; « ' 6'f. .• ' " i , \ . » Brrtfftn^ Axtfir. 20.--Warntfljf tttut httttger- striklng prisoners will not be released unless acquitted is given in an official statement issued on Wednesday in Dublin castle. The government announces it will not be responsible for consequences of the prisoners' abstention frm food. The new regulation Is to apply to all awaiting trial on charges of political murders or complicity in such crimes. It has beeu decided by the authorities, however, to release temporarily 22 prisoners In the Cork jail who are awaiting trial for less serious offenses. Anion# them are 11 men arrested with Lord Mayor MacSweeney. While the military were searching a house at Dorrygallon, near Kanturk, County Cork, two men occupants* of the building fired on the soldiers. The latter returned the fire, killing one of their assailants and dangerously wounding the other. SUFFRAGE IS BEATEN IN N. C. House Refuses to Ratify Federal Amendment by a Vote of 71 to 41. Raleigh* H. C.. Aug. 21.--Ratification of the woman suffrage amendment was defeated In the North Carolina house 71 to 41. The senate having already voted to postpone consideration on the amendment until the regular session of the legislature next January the action of the house virtually ends the ratification fight in this state vntil that time. Strike of Caseho-Slovafta. Prague, Czecho-Slovakla, Aug. §4.-- A general strike involving 97,000 workers has been declared In the Neutra district of Slovakia. This action fol« lowed the shooting of a man by the military. Finn Wins Marathon. Antwerp, Aug. 24.--Hannas Kolehmainen, the "flying Finn," won the marathon, the premier event of the Olympic, In the stadium here. His time for die 26 miles was 2 hoars, 82 minutes, 85 seconds. Yank Smashes Reoord. Ajitwerp, Aug. 23.--F. K. Foss, Chicago A. A., won the final of the5 Olympic pole vault here, breaking the world's recordQwIth a vault of 13 feet 5% inches. The previous record. 13 feet 2% Inches, was made by an American. Ceddes to Speak in St. Louis. Dark Harbor, Me., Aug. 23.--Sir Auckland Geddes, .the British ambassador who came here August S fqr i vacation, left for St. Louis, where he will deliver an address before the jfemerican Bar association August SB Quorum. Ratification of the Federal Wdttiaa « »«#raas Amendment Runs I Snarl of Legal and Leg)#" < latlve Technicalities. Nashville, Tenn, Aug. 24.--Although Tennessee's ratification of the federal woman suffrage amendment stood on the legislative record of the lower house of the legislature as finally confirmed, a snarl of legal and legislative technicalities remained to be disposed of before the action cata be certified. Suffrage supporters, who had ridden roughshod in the house over every obstacle thrown in their way, claimed full legislative triumph. They declared that only a temporary injunction secured by the antis prevented immediate certification to Secretary Colby at Washington. On the other hand. Speaker Walker, leader of the opposition, and many of his lieutenants, said the suffragists had ruined their cause and that even should the courts eventually hold ratification legal, litigation would so delay a final decision that the amendment would not figure in the November election unleea some other state ratified it. Meanwhile, 25 members of the house opposed to suffrage were in Decatur, Ala., evading service in the house for the avowed purpose of preventing any legislative action in the state until a new legislature shall have been elected In November. They hurried across the state line in a body before the house again convened. The restraining order, granted by Judge Langford of the chancery court, is returnable In five days. It was issued on an application contending that under the state constitution this legislature has no power to pass on the suffrage amendmeat. Governor Roberts and other officials were forbidden to certify to Washington that ratification had been completed and speakers of the senate and house restrained from taking any action toward ratification until the matter Is heard by the court. When the house met all the suffragists and a sprinkling of the opposition members were in their seats. A roll call showed 58 members present, or seven short of a quorum. Speaker Walker declared a recess and ordered the sergeant-at-arms to arrest absentees. The official reported that none of the missing members appeared to be in the city. T. K. Rldick, suffragist floor leader, declaring that action on the suffrage amendment was not a state but a fed eral matter, and that the state laws as regards a quorum of the house did not apply, moved that the Walker motion for reconsideration be called from the journal and acted upon. Walker ruled the motion out of order'for lack of a quorum, and added that the injunction just served upon him also stood in the way. On an appeal the house failed to sustain the ruling and Walker called Representative Joe Odle, suffragist, to the chair. Odle ordered a roil call on Riddlck's motion for reconsideration. Walker made a point of order that there was no quorum, but was Ignored and the suffragists defeated the motion to reconsider by a vote of 50 to 0. Riddlck then moved that the house transmit to the senate in the usual manner the senate joint resolution ratifying the amendment. Again Walker made a point of no quorum and also challenged the right of the speaker pro tem. to put any motion relating to the amendment in view of the "injunction (reatraining the speaker of the house." Again Odle Ignored Walker, ordered the roll call and the motion carried 50 to 0, the antis not voting. Ad journment was taken. OLYMPIC GAMES END IN STADIUM American Athletes Carry Off Highest Honors af Antwerp,' Belgium. U. s. SOCIALISTS 0. K. REDS Referendum Indorses the Third Internationale With Certain Reservations, Including Dictatorship. Pittsburgh, Pa., Aug. 24.--Indorsement of the third Internationale, with certain reservations, by the Socialist party of the United States, was announced here by the executive committee. A referendum under instructions of the national convention held in New York last May produced that result. It was also announced that the party, in another referendum, had declared against adoption of the "dictatorship of the proletariat," as practiced in Russia. - Chicago Bandits Get $100^01 - Chicago, Aug. 23.--A mall pouch, containing $100,000 In currency, was stolen from the platform of the Illinois Central railroad station at Pullman. The money was to have been used for pay roils. Two Die In Airplane Crash. , flab Antonia. Tex., Aug. 23.--Lieut. Irving C. Stemson and Cadet Everett H. Burson were Instantly killed when the airplane in which they were riding collapsed and fell In a eorniel# pear here. Army Deserter to Prison. New York, Aug. 21.--Erwin R. Bergdoll of Philadelphia has been found guilty of desertion from the army by evading the draft, It was announced at Governor's Island. He was tenced to four years' hard labor. Many Illinois Mines Closed. Chicago, Aug. 21.--Almost one-third of the coal mines of Illinois are closed and the state faces another strike because operators and miners failed to agree on an increase for the aifcvo-day YMKS JEER FtOTT JUDGES American Spectators at Olympic Ring, side Walk Out After Protesting ,^||»lnst Decisions Ma||^ , During Bouts. 7 Antwerp, Aug. 25.--The Olympic athletic events in the stadium closed with the American athletes so far In the lead In the point scoring that they were the winners by a large margin. The closing contests were held in the rain, with only a handful of spectators present. Following are the final unofficial scores of the stadium athletics, the field and track events: America, 210 points; Finland, 105; Sweden, 05; England, 92; France, 35; Italy, 28; South Africa, 24; Canada, 10; Norway, 10; Denmark, 9; Esthonia, 8; New Zealand 5; Belgium, 5; Australia, 5; Czecho-Slovakla, 3; Holland, 2, and Luxemburg!. The 1,000-meter Jrelay race, next to the last stadium event, was won by England, with South Africa second, France third, America fourth and Sweden fifth. Sweden protested the race, claiming It was started from a wrong point of the track. The Olympic committee Is considering the protest. The American team consisted of George S. Schiller, Los Angeles A. C.; J. E. Meredith, New York A. C.; George S. Bretnall, Cornell college, Iowa, and Frank J. Shea, United States navy. The time of the winning team was 8 minutes, 22 1-5 seconds. The final heat of the individual crosscountry run of nearly ten kilometers was won by Nunnl, Finland, In :27:15; Backman, Sweden, was second; Lumatainen, Finland, third; J. Wilson, England, fourth; A. Hegarty, England, fifth, and Conquiener, Italy, sixth. In the team cross-country run at the same distance, Finland with ten points was first, England with 21 was second, Sweden with 23, third; America, 36, fourth; France, 40, fifth; and Belglum, 50, sixth. Of the Americans who entered the Individual run, Patrick Flynn, Paulist A. C., finished eighth, and Fred Faller, Dorchester club, fourteenth. The other entries from the United States who ran were John G. Simmons, New York A. C.; I. G. Watson, Syracuse; R. Crawford, Mllrose A. A., and H. BL Brown, Boston A. A. Although It has not yet been 6fflclally announced, it is understood that Capt. Helge Loveland of the Norwegian army has been confirmed as the winner of the decathlon, with Brutus K. Hamilton of the University of Missouri in second place. Iu the final of the discus throw Niklander of Finland was placed first with a cast of 44,685 meters, with Talpale, Finland, second, with 44.19 meters and A. R. Pope, University of Washington, third with 42.13 meters. Antwerp, Aug. 25.--Two decisions in the Olympic boxing preliminaries which ended after midnight, evoked loud jeers and dissentlhg cries from the Americans present, which others among the spectators sought to drown with hisses and booing. The uproar continued for several minutes and culminated In virtually ail the Americans present walking out. Most of the American spectators were army and navy officers. The objections of the Americans were first voiced over the decision in the bout between E. Hartman, American, and Walker, South African. During the first three rounds Walker was floored twice, and the Americans evinced surprise when the bout was declared a draw and an extra round was ordered, at the close of which Walker was declared the winner. This decision drew from the Americans shouts of dissatisfaction, but the walkout occurred when Hebrants, Belgian, was awarded the decision over S. Vogel, Pastime A. C. The scene, which for a time was threatening, was calmed, and the program was concluded with F. de Gencor, Paulist A. C., American, outpointing a Frenchman to a neat and speedy bout, which made the thirteenth American victory out of seventeen boats in the preliminaries. Reliable Information All American women know of the great success of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound in restoring to health women who suffered from ailments peculiar to theirsex,yet there are some who are skeptical and do not realize that all that is claimed for it is absolutely true--if they did, our laboratory would not be half large enough to supply the demand, though today it is the largest in the country used forme manufacture of one particular medicine. Tha Facta contained in the following1 two lottan shMiA prove of benefit to many women: Esorsmento, Calif---**! had oe» gaolo tronblssnd had snh taoible Buffalo, 1ST. Y.--" I suffered with wgaaie inflammation and displacemeat. When lifting I hed such pain and bearing dowa that I was not able to stand ap, and it hart ine to walk or go up or down stain. I was going to a doctor without any resales and he said the safest thing weald be to have aa operation. I met a lady who told me she had three operations and was not well until she took Lydia L Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I felt relief after taking two bottles of Vegetable Compound and I kept wars ose Lydia X. Pinkham's Liver Pills and they are fine. Everything ased to torn soar on my stomach ana the Liver PiUs relieved that."--Km. fit. Sacramento, Calif. The (act Is, th« Boat Bfadlatna for W< pain and swelling la the lower of my side that 10 my feet or em let fee bed clothes L ooald not ataadea touch my side. I gave ap my' thinking I would not be able to » beck for months. My mother advised ms to take Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a* It had saved her life at one time, and it put me ia a wonderful ooadittoa ia a mrapls at weeks, so I can keep oa work' I work In a department store . have to stand on my feet all day i I do not have tav mote pains, sorely rsootamena year vegetable Compound to all mjr Meads Md yea may use these faots as a tsstimoa. iaL"--Bbbtha J. Pa '•Mm Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Hotel Owner Burned te Death. Des 'Moines, Ia., Aug. 25.--C. M. Lodge, proprietor of a hotel at Ooacordia, Kan., was burned to death in a fire of indetermined origin which had converted his room on the seventh floor of the Hotel Fort Des Moines Into a smoldering shell before guests In adjoining rooms discovered the blaze. Americane Move te Cities. Washington, Aug. 25.--For the first time In the history of the United States the 1920 census returns will show more people live in the cities and towns than in the rural territory, officials of the census bureau estimate. Reds Flee Into Germany. Koenlgsberg, East Prussia, Aug. 25. --Seven thousand Russian soviet soldiers with their equipment have crossed the German frontier in the region of Wilienberg, East Prussia. They were disarmed and interned. U. S. Warna Poland. Washington, Aug. 25.--Poland has been cautioned by the American govr ernment not to permit her armies In their present counter-offensive against the Russian bolshevik! to advance beyond the ethnographic boundaries^ France Accepts German Envoy. Paris, Aug. 25.--The ministry of foreign affairs has notified Germany that William Mayer Kaufheuren will be accepted as German ambassador to France. He was formerly German charge d'affaires at Parte. Suggestion for Plumbers. A plumber working in a North side home recently encountered unusual hospitality. Katherine, age six, was watching the plumber cut the concrete floor in the basement in order to get to a pipe. After working several minutes the plumber leaned back against the wall and remarked that the concrete certainly was hard to cut "If you are tired, come upstairs and take a bath and then take a nap," was the child's suggestion.--Indianapolis News. WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROOT Thousands of women have kidney sad bladder troubis and never suepect it. Womens' complaints often prove to be nothing else but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney or bladder disease. If the kidneys are not in a healthy condition, they may cause the other organs to become diseased. Pain in the back, headache, lorn of satbition, nervousnese, are often times symptoms of kidney trouble. Don't delay starting treatment. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a physician's prescription, obtained at any drug store, may be just the remedy needed to otereoaas such conditions. Get a medium or large sice bottle immediately from any drug store. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer ft Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a •ample bottle. When writing be sure sad uwnt^gta this paper.--Adv. Two Views. ©efceen A--What a bearrtWol dispensation of providence it is that man Is so constituted that the memory of pain and trouble becomes fainter and fainter as time goes on. Doctor B--Oh, I suppose so, but that's why we doctors have so much trouble collecting our hills.--Boston Transcript His Not to Reason Why. Regimental headquarters had )oat been set up and the fussy colonel da-, cided that he must have a flagstaff. "O'Hara," he told his orderly. "Go > out and get me a tall pole--the tallest you can find." Ten minutee later OTiara re entered with a lanky and embarrassed companion. "Colonel,'* ha explained, "there alnt a Pole In the outfit over live fSet eight, but this guy's a Lithuanian and, whatever you want him for, I doat believe nobody will ever notice the dtt* ference."--American Legion Weakly. Discarded phonograph records make excellent substitutes for beeswax far flatirons. Name "Bayer" on Genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" Is genuine Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for over twenty years. Accept only an unbroken "Bayer package" which contains props* directions to relieve Headache. Toothache. Earache. Neuralgia. Rheumatiam, Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger "Bayer packages." Aspirin la trade mark Bayer Manufacture Monoacetlcaeldester of Salicyllcacid.--Adv. Fint in America TRIWER'S Aaericai Elixir 9f Bitter Wine Brought to die American market 30 years ago as die first Bitter Wine. It is still first and second to none. Unsurpassed (or poor appetite, headaches, Constipation, flatulence and Other stomach troubles. At aO drag stores aid dealers in medicines. JOSEPH TRINER COMPANY H •Mn I Hla Large Ears. Old Farmer Hayes (to young Calkins passing by and Just home from college)--Good morning, Jimmiel James Calklna- (huffily)--I didnt apeak. Old Farmer Hayes--Oh, I thought you did; hut It musta been your jars flapping. J- V' $•' " *>• <•' V: -V v . M The first trip across the Atlantic bj steam was made In 1819 by the 8e- TONIGHT Tomorrow Alrigfct MR Tshlsts stop sick hiaJachaSi. selieve biBoua attack* toM aad regulate the ofiminative ugsi» make yoa feel fine* "Btftar TVs Pii fe Lmf ftK .. ! J^&jL 4 4 . r.k„: