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.mm53 J6FFBINS a Bsltimo re Girl Recorered H«r 'iealth ' Maryland.--"For Inoml weak- . --.sTcoold not sleep comfoitkUr at night Jbr pains tn my back. I found yearbook at home one day and {after reeding it beat once to take „_ja E. Pink ham's ,.egetable Cohpocnd. I have had podreenttaand , of my girt friends are takiag it nee this letter to help M otters in jour book _ Son .Waidnb, 8(08 Place, Baltimore. Md» Her Escort DeeSMfei, When I was about years old, all the older girls wete accompanied home after church by some boy friend, so when ooe at the boys asked. "May I see you home?" I of course said "yes," I walked along^ feeling quite grown up. When passing a house where there was an extremely vicious dog, to my horror out came the beast growling--and around on the safe side went my escort. I settled the dog with the toe of my slipper--and saw myself hotn6 after that 1--Exchange. . &Wi His Life Ambition. "You do net pine for riches?" "Not enormous wealth," said the Impecunious citizen, "but I'd like to own a private car." "I would park it In the little town where I was born atUl *ve«r an air of studied Indifference when the natives pointed me out as Bill Smlthers' boy, who, the village wiseacres said, never would amount to anything."--Birmingham Age-Herald. of Parts MOTHER! CLEAN ; *i .fit; CHILD'S BOWELS WITH -CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP ~ - their symptoms and state how nalhr made inH Just plain , *. :-pwMMHH.botthey want other woman be helped. i LydiaB. Pmkham's Vegatable Cotxiixmod is • srodicine made from medi- ^«....,-^^daal toots and berbs,andwfthoat drugs, ;v i. v \ r'«o relieve the sickness women so often !' which is indicated by backache, - *'rV*" '« r %eak feelings, nervousness, and no amto get anything dons or to go , janywbere. It has helped many women. .>v. t^rSynotteyltt '5-v iii"nia iil n MAN'S t^BfcST A<S : j. ' -A man Is as old as his organs; b® *" can be as vigorous and healthy at i'*\ 70 as aft 35 if he aids his organs in '<• / performing their functions. Keep '• vital organs healthy with TTGOIOMEMlf^ The world's standard remedy for kidney, Uver, bladder and uric add troubles since 1696; corrects disorders; stimulates vital organs. Ail druggists, three sizes. SjMk for tbe mm CoU M«W on every tas and accept no Imitation incubator COS thermometer VMr any make eC taentetor. If not at dealer*! Mod Ms and tc FaKK5E5 HAIR BALSAM JtiNtOTM Ciil|_Md S--l| f Cwgiad Faded Hah MCb aad $L«at Drnrrteta mm»x Chna. Wka.riSS»w,.H.T. IINDERCORNS >«« W. N U,, CHICAGO, NO. 5 -1922. Educating the public is no great ttask if it is anything in which the jnovles can educate them. WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROOT Thousands of women have kidney sad Madder trouble sad never suspect it. Women's complaints often prove to be nothing else but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney or biadder disease. 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A Lady of Distinction Is recognized by the delicate fascinating Influence of the perfume she uses. A bath with Cutlcura Soap and hot water to thoroughly cleanse the pores followed by a dusting with Cutlcura Talcum powder usually means a clear, sweet, healthy skin.--Advertisement. Easy Selling. "He sets along admirably with bts wife." "Yes; he gives her everything she wants."--New York Sun. ACOLDTOW-DOKT DELAY CASCARAPJQUININI Real expression of Paris is foaad In tite restaurant frock. And this is the time of year when designers over there are bending the best of their efforts to create dresses of such character. Then, observes a fashion writer tn the Nsw York Times, while we in America do not go in for the restaurant frock as such, still we have a distinct predisposition to a dress of this type, and it is from those models for Parisian restaurant life that we take many of the ideas which carry us Into more particularized American creations. The dresses, In fact, which are being worn now In Paris are those it behooves us to watch from this side of toe Atlantic, If we wish to be anywhere In touch with fashions as they proceed along their varied ways, v But the restaurant dresses that are Bew just now are the loveliest. It seems, which have ever been made. They are simpler even than the simplest of day-time frocks, but they have that distinction of cut and line and fabric wlilch nrnrks them for leaders In their own generation. Most of the draping has disappeared; uneven hems, except those very much rail >' / \QdMjJbtd5pt 24. IZaOrippe tot W.H.HIU Public officials resenting criticism is a survival of the "king can do no wrong" idea. Curiosity leads us into temptation Don't let your automobile bS four often at eovetousness. utter master. 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Black Crepe Frock With 8flver Beads. strained, are taboo, and altogether the best of the fresher dresses of this sort have resolved themselves Into quite classic affairs. Quite Interesting are the newest of the dresses from three of the leading Parisian couturiers. They are Jenny, Pol ret and Premet, each of whom is entitled to a distinct command for fashion as it exists and shall exist. All the waistlines are as long as is consistent with a picturesque effect. The material Is the only real consideration about the gowns, and, while the skirts are long, they are not unduly so, to Instigate a riot In the camp of those wbo hate to see the skirts of dresses drop too far. Sparkles With Brilliancy. - Jenny's dress Is made of black crepe, the French call It "crepe morocaln Boir." It is then trimmed with the slightest tracery of beads to silver and gray. It might, upon this description, be called dull, but only by one whs did not know the art of a French designer. Those clever ones--and especially Jenny--can make black and gray and silver shine until they glow with color, and that with only the merest bit of a pattern of trimming with which to create a contrast. The bodice of this frock is typical of so many of the newer waists. It Is just £ trifle longer than the normal waistline and manages to give tha effect of complete indifference to a waistline of any sort. But, as a matter of fact, it Is studiously arranged on a foundation or lining dress, which holds it uncompromisingly In place. The bigness of the sleeves Is only an excuse for giving actual grace and line to that portion of the frock, and the sleeves are a center of the design of the costume as a whole. Around New York Just recently * great many dresses of this generil character have been noted. They were mostly made of a dull and heavy crepe, or of a shiny black satin of ope of the standard and reliable weaves. But the sleeves are always very big and floppy, and they manage to give a grace to the costume which is distinctly new and which, It has been noted. Is something which adds a totally novel chat* acter to the gowns of this season. Many of these dresses are made without any trimming whatever and most of them are In black. They are the smartest of all, beyond any doubt. But here have been seen frocks made In the most brilliant of colored crepe* and satins, which have held their place along with the general throng In ft quite remarkable way. | Colors Much More In Vogue. The later news from Paris says that colors are much more in vogue than they have been in the recent past. Hut in New York, wherever well-dressed women are gathered together, there Is i' surprising preponderance of black. During the last few weeks one has noted some exception to this general rule in the way of ail-white frocks seen on many of the younger girls of the theater and dances. But, as a rule, these frocks are made along plain and simple lines, Just as their black sisters, and they take the tone of their general effect from their harmony with the personality of the wearer. Often a white dress on a very accentuated brunette type will create the most' vividly colorful effect. And again the all-black costume on a girl whose hair and complexion are a light blonde are the things which make every beholder sit up and take particular notice. Premet's gown is made from a combination of black satin and a vivid blue chiffon, upon which foundation are sewn black jet cabochons In a regularity of pattern which Is most charming. Again the waistline Is long, wltboat being too unwieldy In Its general proportions, and again the design and construction of the frock are so simple that they seem to defy competition In that particular direction. The black satin Is so arranged that it seems to make the foundation gown, but nothing of that sort has really happened. The two materials are so blended that, between them, they make a pattern and a clever combination that seems destined to make the gown which shall be the most successful of the season. From this gown it will be seen that no particular accent has been put upon the waistline. At that point a simple fold of the material has been the sole claimant to distinction, and it -has succeeded in preserving the straight Une ef the gown with perfect effect .-*•"! h'. Even a sick child loves the "fruity* taste of "California £Mg Syrup." If the Utile tongue is coated, or if your child IS listless, cross, feverish, full of cold, or has colic, give a teaspoonful to cleanse the liver and bowels. In a few hours you can see for yourself how •thoroughly It works all the con stipe* tion poison, sour bile and waste out of the bowels, and yon have a well, play* ful child again. Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tear spoonful today saves a sick child tomorrow. Ask your druggist for genuine "California Fig Syrup" which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother! You must say "California" or you may 8®tan imitation fig syrup.--Advertise? Candid! "" De Style--Did your generalship ssve your life during the World war? Ex-Soldier--No; good trees. Better to be called an impractical idealist by the present generation than a fool by the next one. WARNING I Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. : v • * .. Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tahlets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Colds t Headache Rheumatism Toothache 'Neuralgia .Neuritis ^ Earache tumbago •;'::.4|>ain, Pain ^ Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proper directions. Bandy "Bayer" boxas of 12 tablets--Also battles of 24 and 100--Drt^gWsu AapMi la tfct tnte mark of Btytf ItuoftctaGt •£ MonofmtleaddWK it SiiteyliflMil Taste is a matter of tobacco quality We Kate it u our hone#. belief that the tobacco* usejt In Chesterfield are of quality (and hence of bettflfc tatce) than in any othe* cigarette at the price. liggttt tf Mytn CIGARETTES Lower JVIoaa 20 now 18c 10 now 9c (Two 101>--lSc) «>; 1 ;v -/"S'SfS TWO RARE ORCHID SPECIMENS Draping Is Interesting The draping of strings of jet Jewels Is the Interesting feature trimming of this gown of Premet's. Against the lighter color they are always posed, and they are allowed to swing In loose, long lines, contributing their effect to the general gathering-together of lines Which all tend in up and down and exaggerated directions. Ladies must be tall In the modern clothes, and tall without the slightest interruption to that scheme. Even if they are short to begin with, they are still expected to wear clothes to make them longlooking in spite of themselves. And for the ladles who are really tall to begin with--why there Is no end to the heights they will manage to reach with the aid of the modern dress. They must not be'afraid of their own exaggerated lines, that Is all. They must frankly accept the fact that they are the leaders of style and play Into the hands of the dressmakers who wish to use every atom of the height which Is theirs by natural birthright. Polret is usually noted for doing the outre thing in the way of women's dress. He is the insurgent In the cump. And yet when fen whittle It right down tn the base of the situation, you find that In some ways he is the most conservative of all. One point upon which he does Insist, and to which he sticks with a tenacity that is surprising, is the fact that women must have the bravery always to do the new and the picturesque thing, lie will not consent to their sinking into the mass picture in any way. He declares that every woman shall be an individual, individually dressed, and In this respect he has the quality of leading all of the other designers. The dress of Poiret's--could anything be more simple and better designed to meet the requirements of the average French, as well as the average American woman? It has every requirement of simplicity. There is nothing too startling about Its design. And still it has that irreproachable distinction of having been dS* signed by an unquestionable artist. Csntral America Can Boast of Twe of the Most Perfect of Beau> tiful Flowers. A quaint little orange orchid, odorless, very common In Central America. Is the Spidendrum Radicans, locally called the "Dutch Shoe" because of Its fancied resemblance to a tiny sabot The "Monkey" orchid, more curious than beautiful, has greenish, small flowers growing in thick clusters, suspended from whorls of glossy leaves. Great quantities of it grow on the dead stumps of the overflowed land forming lagoons In Gatun lake. A peculiarity of the Monkey orchid is that when domesticated its flowers do not develop fragrance until they are three days old. Another odd species mimics a white violet, not only In site and shape, but in the eiquisite violetlike fragrance which the blossom gives out tn the late afternoon only. It has no fragrance at any 6ther time and the tiny flowers last several days. Don't Imagine that yon have great will power becanse yon have never had occasion to test It Printing ink can be taken from any. article by means of either, oil, or turpentine or benzine. HATS WITH SCARFS TO MATCH Outfit of This 8ort is Important to - ths Sportswoman; Affords MA* ' • . * Pleasing Changes. ;>•>» Hats with scarfs to match are Important tn the sportswoman's wardrobe. if smart and nnusual they are the means of effecting numerous pleasing changes of costume quite Inexpensively. Lovely tweed hats have been imported. These have upturned brims and conical crowns. Although they come In as many colors as Joseph's famous coat, the red and black tweeds are especially smart. White duvetyn bats and scarfs are .among the late arrivals. In a noteworthy set of this sort the scarf is lined with white crepe de chine and the pointed ends are ornamented with appllqued motifs of black kid. The hat, a round model, has a similar trimming beneath the brim, thus adding to Its becomlngness by relieving the severity of the dead white felt. Lavender and white cashmere scarfs {rich berets to match are e«eet**ely j gaUL trimmed with squares of purple cloth appllqued with purple yarn. Purple fringe finishes the ends of the scarf. Rust brown felt hats are smart with suits in the brown tweed mixtures. An unusual hat of brown felt has the brim slashed at the back and the. ends drawn together to form wings. Placing Rugs. St a small room the use of a large rag. with the border of woodwork showing all around, makes the room seem smaller. It Is better to use e few rugs, placing them at the farthest points, giving the effect of width and slxe. For the same reason narrow rugs placed crosswise In a narrow room will effect a sense of width. Knitted 8port Dress. The knitted sport dress bids fair to take a secure place In the 1922 wardrobe. it is of finest wool In old rose plaided In by fine lines of black and •fii Surprise parties seem to have gone out of fashion because they so seldom surprised. Those 8hort Skirts Agsin. "You are leaving town?" "For a few days," said the editor of the Chlggersville Clarion. "I'm the victim of an unfortunate typographical error." "What happened T "I was commenting on the Christmas shopping crowds and said there was a fine showing of our better halves on Main street yesterday." "Well?" "Nothing more, except that the printer made It 'calves.' '*--Birmingham Age-Herald. Just for Christmas. She had completed her own Christmas shopping and was just looking around at the varied and beautiful things that adorned the counters of the big store. At last she came to one display that was unusually attractive but a little strange to her. "They're mighty pretty," she said to the saleslady, "but what are they for?" • "Oh, Just for Christmas," was the languid reply.--Indianapolis News. ONLY HADE MATTERS One Is never criticised by anyone whom one asks to do It--when It might do some good. Desire for spreading "reform" often arises from mere irritability at the performances of others. "Dowager Mrs. SmythkinsP Hlglt Better Have Not Spoken to ThSft r~ "Butler" of Hers. -,-v. !•<', : -- . When the D. Smythklnses got on MB, the world a little, Tim, their haadg man, was promoted to a decayed dresli suit and the title and emoluments sff butler. In this capacity he had beafc taken severly to task by Mrs. IX Smythklns, Sr„ for allowing too# visitors who inquired for her soo^S wife to go sway without having announced the fact that sbe was aft home. "If this happens again, Tim, yop must say, 'My mistress is out. out tb* dowager, Mrs. Smythklns, Is within. Please step asloe,'" she wound And Tim promised to obey. -r- Long words, however, were not bit strong point, and when a few dajOi later more visitors called, the worfl "dowager" refused to remain la hip mind. "My mistress Is out, sir," he saUl "but the--er--ah--the owld badger within. Prey step inside. Sure yS needn't look surprised. Tis what she towld me ts say berseif."--Lowtoa ®S» Bits. m Most "bitter pills*9 hate a saga* coating--but they must be swallowail without hesitation. One diird of your life is allotted tp sleep,, Do you get your share! The most important period in the ^ifhoceaa of applying nutrition to the ftpair of the body is while you are asleep. For the moat favorable transformation of digested food into nerve and cell tissue, so doctors tell us, sleep ia absolutely ^a^ntini, la it any wonder that those who • suffer from lade of proper sleep are Weak, pale and lacking in energy or ambition? One of the can sea of insomnia Is a^nra-irritation from tea a&i coffee *drinking. Tea and Coffee both contain faffeine, which has S tendency to cause Undue stimulation. jThe irritating effect caffeine often 'A results in insomnia, depression, and (| weakened nervous system. You can easily overcome thess troubles by drinking Postum instead of tea or coffee. 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