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Macdonald, won in his time the honor of being president o<< the Wesleyan Methodist conference. Mr. Baldwin, therefore, has had some distinguished uncles* and cousins.-- London correspondence in the Christian Century. CRY FOR "CASTORIA" prepared Especially for Infants - and Children of All Ages Mother I Fletcher's Castoria has been In use for over 30 years as a pleasant, harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups. Contains no narcotics. Proven directions are on each package. Physicians recommend it. . The genuine bears signature of Odd Deep-Sea Creature. "Old Man of the Sea," long famed, #r something extremely like him. has jbeen discovered. A hlleouS marine jftonster fish, but with almost a humani^ bead, has been captured by the crew J loT the barque Duque d'Aosta off the Brazilian coast. The creature's head )mb a well-defined nose, ears and gapteg mouth. Its general appearance befcbg that of an old man. One spike fojects from the monster's forehead. is probable that early mariners, who told wild tales of having seen mermaids, mermen and demons when In tropic seas, had in reality seen some -TlUch rare creature of the ocean depths. Industry in Province of Quebeo. ..." Fifty years ago the Industrial establishments of all kinds in the provjfcce of Quebec produced an annual wutput valued at $77,205,182. Now 'fhe output reaches a total of nearly 1900,000,000. Jam now an exact Fresh Fruits are Plentiful 1 ' Use the short Certo- Process for making jam and jellv with Berries, i Cherries, Peaches ana other fruits in season. You will find they arc the best jams and jellies you ever tasted. Certo is sold by grocers everywhere I or sent postpaid for 35 cents. I 1 MINUTE'S BOILING 2 POUNDS OF FRUIT 3POUNDSOF SUGAR 4- OUNCES OF CERTO M inglcei 5 POUNDS OF JAM a '*r- ®hbs!; % 'my H «V> *•»* Unless, you see the name "Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by physicians over twenty-two years and proved safe by millions for *, VColds f'f Headache- r. • V ; 'Toothache , Lumbago^'-( 5 •••* '" Earache- RheumatlSn • Neuralgia Pain, Pain . Accept "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin** only. Each unbroken package contains proper directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. j Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacidester of Salicylicacld.--Advertisement. To Oil Floor*. An oiler for hardwood floors has been developed for use any place where It Is desirable to lay the dust and preserve the wood. The appliance, shown in Popular Mechanics, is operated by air pressure. 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An adult skilled workman, In order to earn 1 pound of margarine, hat to work 2 hours 40 minutes; to get 1 egg, 15 minutes; 1 pound of fine sugar, nearly three-Quarters of an hour; 1 pound of bread, 7 minutes; and 1 pair of boots, 30 hoars. So a German skilled workman earns 4egg^ an hour. . { bSES Stearns' Electric Wrapped with every bottle Is a recipe booklet which tells the story. Donglas Ptdia Corporation 4 Graotoa Bid*, N. Y. CERTO ^ (Stsrqjetl) A 'Cm tq\ No reason now her tongue to tell That sad old story'It did notj«U" Her jam's now perfeS--jelly, too uses CERTO--so should you ! sJXiLr SHU-W1T£ CLEANER CLEANS eWHITENS I IQUID OR CAKF •J m m m m m jw * | WONDERFUL ANIMAL PICTURES ' London is quite excited over a wonderful col • lection of photographs of African animals made „ ! by Maj. A. Radcliffe Dugmore, the famous artist- j • naturalist photographer of big game m its native ( • wilds. He hats entirely abandoned the nfl*. In t I his latest trip to the "Dark Continent he took s 1 many a "snap shot," but always with the camera. , S This sort of work sometimes requires even more i • nerre than standing up to the huge creatures with ^ 2 a gun, since m any of the photographs were taken j • aft short range. I • Photograph No. 1 shows a herd of wiW wbras , • which has gone to the dry bed of a river to dig for I ! "No" 2 picture, a "family heap" of hippopotami i I --a most unuswal photograph, as they are getting J a scarce and shy. , »! • No. 3 shows a imp of Cokes hartehoeste at j J a water-hole. . • { No. 4 i» a flstshlighft picture of a big East Ar- I • vlcan lion. Ho is only 36 feet from the camera. , I No. S shows a huge Hon standing heaide •dead | • sebra. It's a flashlight photograph and the lion is • J less than 40 feet from the camera. I • No. 6 it a remarkable picture of part of a herd I J of giraffes. _ I • Arthur Raddiffe Dugmore, F. R. G. S^ F. R^JP- J • S-, was born in Wales in 1870 and married in 1901 , J an American wife, Henriettta Louise Watkins of i • New Jersey. He is a college man and studied J • painting in Naples and Rome. In 1889 he came to | • America and studied ornithology and natural his- J J tory. In 1898 he took up photography as a meth- t • od of illustrating the wild life of birds and am- I » mals. Since then he has traveled and lectured ( • Mil exhibited pretty much all over the world. In | I the World war he was captured and released, J ' wounded and promoted. He has many works to j credit, beginning with 1900, and his photo PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM asDaaarae-stopsHairFalllai RwAmhpm Cilof Hsati to Cray a*d (U SSe. and |LNM DraRt«t& BwapxOcm. Wtm.Fajcfaoaoe.KjJ HINDERCORN8 ^ o--. ou- 'l""*--- ***-• Stopa a|l rala. aaauraa coafort to ttaa W. N. U. CHICAGO, NO. 31-1923. jJK.- ,<•' •' I his . _ _ J gTaphs are familiar to all nature lovers. I Wome is in Surrey, England. I I London is so pleased with these and other ani» | His | SUMMONS THAT BROUGH T REPLY • %; 'V Small Boy Responded Quickly to Daddy* t Brief but in Some Manner Imperative Call. As a loving mother bends fondly over her newborn child and gives him the name he is to bear through life, she most generally makes a silent but strong resolve always to call him by his full name. No matter, then, If In later years he becomes known as •4: *•"' Shrimp or Fuzs or Cocky, he remains David William or John Benjamin to one fond heart at le?st. Such Is the case with James Paul of this city, reports the Indianapolis News. Many times a day one hears a sweet feminine voice calling, "James Pau-u-1, James Pau-u-1 f" ahd If James Paul is inclined to hear, he answers his mother's summons. Sad to say his inclination in that direction ia often lagging. He doesn't wish to hear. The time when all boys of ten should be in bed had come and gone, yet James Paul had failed to appear. His mother appeared on her porch. "James Pau-u-1." she called. No reply. "James Pau-u-1," came her voice again, and again without any results. Then there was a silence. Suddenly the quiet of the street was broken by a sharp, niascallne "Jim!" from James Paul's father, , •_ r . ,, , Yes,; kir.n instaat sponse. Tattooes Owners' Names on Doji. New York has a man engaged l» what he says Is gainful occupation, who appears In the city directory as a tattooer of dogs. Inquiry re.euls th« fact that many owners of dogs have their names tattooed on the dog's skin First Recorded Auto "Smaih." The first automobile "smash" on record occurred in 1896, when Jonathan West of Rochester, N. Y., ridinf In a car, collided with a wagon own* by a laundry company. , Can Only WorK In Two Mentha. In surveying the Mississippi delta In a seaplane, atmospheric conditions are such that mapping (lights can be made only during May and October. is recorntzed m the guaranteed exterminator for Rats, Mice. Aat^ Cockroaches and Waterbuffs. 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