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ptmtisHEtrm TrtiriNTBinsrr or THB »«»w>T>«wnuwn Voll * MMHiry, (tlHloto, Ji 17* ISM No. 7 STAFT \a«t*g •; 4F a% ^ ^AWatiiss.. .^»,.^ ,v; Science ... i#£v. j, /?i^§ Commercial *|>a« Voft ....WBHiii Green William Beth .Augustine Freunl . .U«Hwtld ' • IfH* f *«"-* « t'f4£! 'm%Ti M' * % ' fi' J u n i o r - . . . . L o u i e - C h i l e ......Adele Pufahl a B e r n a r d K i n s a l a ...... ..»..l|wibal Baaeett Attletkt...M.>...UBki Boss JBIi Harrlaon Jeftrie Whiting Freshman Mqgc ;v« '<'s£S $ :ATHLETICS H»e McHenry basket baH Mmade the long trip to %Helgrhts last Saturday by auto. was defeated by ArniMh limtwu Mwtfcte by a score of 19 to 14. gfyo. 33mt twys did uoL-ancceed in getting ""their eye on the basket until the last Mf. Bacon mm* nt »f the points ! tfci TttS^Oi"^i^todV lor our tefpu They were also slightly hand icappgdfil? account of the BOOT. faff, cloaa ener and we wSfhdefeat e to Me&itiiry. , THLEttCS Hie girUtflfMping basket ball on Hie teams arejtilting ready for their first appearan^vHp public this season. As far as welM^ at" the present thpe it will be the latter part of this month or the first of next. Captain Zuelsdorf and Manager Buss of the juniors say that the team will be ready as soon aa the data* is permanently set. Tho SopiB are anxkmsto gat a craek FriAtey At (Aysics class journeyed over to Spencer's mill to inspect the workings of the steam boiler. Lest weeks we received the reports ft* the intelligence test taken several weeks' ago. Gladys and Norma were the highest and the girls of the class as a Whole were seven points above the average of the state. Wouldn't you be surprised Cornelia didn't have a marcel? Leo shaved once in a while? Pamela and Carolyn didn't giggle TWs we are hoglnc them when 61 Gladys didn't think of "someone?" Rosalie wouldn't blush when someone mentions "Henry?"" Tillie didn't sing during second period? We didn't argue about conditional sentences in Spanish? J y *. I at us an* we are going to give thett a team succeeded m handinf*the . ^ * H W | r h t s " b o y s a 1 6 t o 1 2 t o r i "fi ^ ?!Hni 'gasket shooting on either ijj>%ha v J* ^ twtlfifcg out of the jwdinaxyr fctt'^ttr *S'^H*-yho3™ b*d »fc over tlijh uppqBWBts when came to the of the CLASS NOTESt ^Rwlpybo^ ^n tuned up; for Let's go. We wonder if well be In the new gym this year. Carl, Harold and Willie were ab> sent from school Monday morning. Some of the freshies sure enjoyed themselves with the typewriters dur- ^ -ideal*. Newman dfgHflHwd his usual f^brHBant flow worlfr and succeeded in ricagteg two of his ^ongr shots. Page inland Green also scored two baskets gSeach. The left forward of Arlington high scoring honors for the with four field goals. in? the noon hour. SBflOR SCMDL NOTH® . We wonder who Bobby'had a fight Book imports dUfr- lfondag* - with. By the looks of the back ot Zowiet Bxam» Hfurada# iiri Pri- (her neck it must have been a lion, day. ^ I Those who attended the game at Ar- Gladys and HeUm have MMnd their i lington Heights all agree that the Palatine high school has some orchestra. What happened to Willie; Harold and Carl, they didnt get home from Arlington Heights until Monday morning. hair. Hooray! Our annual is no* in th# of the making. We are all glad to see Ellen back after a week's ahaance. Helen P., Cornelia, Norma and M|. Edison Appoints Us Headquarters for His New Phonograph ^M-i-.;riL-.The New Edison •""" '< a ^ - K. ' V "1 r- '1 t , "f;r'•." a-i •; --t ; This is the proudest event in our history, becoming associated with Mr. Edison in bringing the happiness* which lies in good music, into every home. Come In and hear our stock of EDISON Mflftlfll&Mg;-*- Gulbransen Registering Pfeinos lead the world in . the number of sales and output Nationally advertised and .priced. C .ominuattjr MsmM Sabwrkwi Mo«M Ca--try Scat Mode) HouM>fe4ai $420 S485 ' w MUSIC & JEWELRY STORE WEST McHENRY, ILL. PHONE 123-J i^lish outlines sure keep us going. Why~ wrs Willie so sleepy in Sten. I chiss Monday ? He said too sleep. We're inclined to think it's bunk. The next number on our program will be an exhibition of a German dance by Mllly Zuehdorf and Willie Green. Miss Prfert "Wasnt tfiere a fire at BonsTetfS today. Dorothy? Do yen know were it started?" "Dot M., (dubiously): "Why, I-er believe in the furnace.^ (tiingh now, well vouch for it). "I'm glad to meet you,** exclaimed the father of a high school student to the prof. "I believe my son took algebra from you." "Pardon me," answered the malt, "he was exposed to it, but did not take it." The little boy came running up to his uncle and said, "Make a noise like a frog." "And why," inquired the uncle. "Because every time I ask my father for anything he tells aa to wait until my uncle croaks." JUNIOR YES AND NO COLUMN Dear reporter: If the tea leaves, haa the coffin* grounds for divorea? A. Grinder* No, not unless the tfe« apootue Dear reporter: How would Red Hopper look with his hair dyed? P. Green. Tell him to try it and find out. Dear reporter: Do you think It w«Mri# pay «M to open up a beauty shop?' ~ I. Brow. It depends entirely en your own looks. Dear reporter: ' Why does Gus jump so high when playing basket ball? G. Raffe. He must have had -monkey glands for supper. Dear reporter: .Why does Milly «ome to school late every other morning? A. Larm. I advise you to take op a collection and buy her a new clock. Dear reporter: Do you approve ot these sheiks with plastered hair? I. Slick'em. It depends on what brand of salad dressing their mother uses. Dear reporter: ^ What would some of the freebmen do without their tongue*? Jabber Much. I think they would commit suicide. Dear reporter: Can yon account lor Min Aahburner's favorite saying? B. Still. It depends on how "Still" she wants you to be. Dear reporter: Is it true that solfu? Is obtained from beds? Hi Drogen. It's according to what kind of "springs" there are. Dear reporter: Do you approve oTpnttlhr alcohol in cars to present freezing? Iona Font Dear reporter: Shall I sue tSe owner of the car that knocked me down and broke my promise? jf Walker. It depends on* How many pieces it was broken in. Dear reporter : We would like to know the exact measurements of Bud's physiognomy since he has acquired the mumps. - D'Sirous. The pleasure of finding out is all yours. Gallagher A Shean • - alias SOP»»MORK NOTES •Aft Kennebfeck, in zoo.: "Say, kids, tqjlay's the dggt we bisect pigeons."* The girls' first basket ball appearance will be a week from Thursday. Miss Stockefcrand, in physiology: "Have any of you a seaand handed waitch?" Pauline Kennebeck waa absent from school Friday^ afternoon. Taking a" half holiday, Pauline? Physiology students are studying the "value of nutritious foods." Wonder if Marie B. haa to. The Eng. II class are planning theli two thousand word short story to be written after the exams. If you see some of the students sleepy eyed you'll know they were ap late studying review questions. Clyde has a bad habit of snapping his fingers when he wants to speak. Who will volunteer to teach him better? The cheer leader can hardly expect the girls to yell louder than the boys. such long rides in their lee boats at different. The students do not like noon for some of than are late for to "beg" for adds. That -- tlrrri one SC^°1' „ ^ feeI 100 embarrassed. Maybe son** Mr. Wells was tellingrthat all gaso- one will offer something and then t line cans were painted red. Bright wont have to try for myself. Amt student: "Why dent they paint!some feel that they wont get an r"",, . ' „ „ th., it „m7n e„ t„ ,£'c£ What would happen If Miss Ash- j president or some other school officer burner didn't keep her premise to Bill I Another class may have the same in the operetta? work to compete with, but they aiv Wm. Martin to Mr. Tallmadge, com-j so determined that they will win. la plainingly: "You never look over in!working for adds they are not satifc. this corner" ^ ,fied with their trying, but try --^ fgm- Mr Tallmndj|a; "Why; t know Certain students have What's there. v | ent things to "beg" for and when tfce|r Elizabeth Bag«r. work is finished they not only offer ff '1NQUUHN© REPORTER help, but assist in pushing the other Question: Do you think a high school annual is something every good high school should have? Answer--Mr. Duker: It seems to me the high aefcfeol nual serves the following function in work. Which school or class of students da yeu belong? Are you satisfied with what is being done? Let's get work and push the annual to the lunik Make it a great success. The »|»f ml a high school. It produces a piece of i who,e ^b00' and community is work back to which the pupils of the*need^" Are you wi,,in? to do yonr school may look in the future. It!1**11' Marjory Whitintg. gives an outlet to the English, draw- MUSIC C ing and other abilities of the students.! ^^'W'who are taking part in tha It gives a chance for a group of stu-10peretta.have t|een P^ticing during tlents to get real practice in business convocation_ P«r»od for the past week affairs, getting subscriptions, getting • advertisements, balancing income and expense, etc. So we might go on enumerating function after function which the high school annual fills in the modern high school. We give considerable ttee ,|M> money to the managing of bur athletics, to the fostering of our glee club and our orchestra. Why should we or more. Miss Ashburner says thef ' are progressing wonderfully and tiu*" they soon will rival the glee club To the Glee club girls: -s Miss Ashburner said that the hegi^s4f* have not practiced as much as job S. have and they can sing as well as yog . do. . , i We like that. Just wait and see we don't know this well in February. ^ The operetta songs are practiced fat ? annual. spirit it does surely create class spirit. There, is not a person in the world who takes pleasure in being defeated and of course when we attempt an annual we mean to have it and to have it a success. Can you think of anything mora pleasant than when you have been out The boys always say girls are weaker j of school several years and return than boys. {home after a hard day of business to net then set ourselves to this, anotherL splendid task and make it so success-i ty m'nutes every Monday art|; ful that everyone will say ifc.fr ^ Wednesday nights after school. piece of work? Oreheatra Answer--Gladys Rietesel: j ^<Mcdlwtra *» d<>ing fine Work mt%$ In my opinion there is nothing that)*8 'nereas*n£ 'n members. Mr. Talfpt can help school spirit so much as an i ma<^e sa^ s ^ there is a new menfr*v v If it does not create school ber in the o«hestra nearly ever* _ wedc. ;• A portion of the orchestia i» cotaC|; to play for operetta" that Oie at deals are-working on so hard. Floribel Baasatt. ; , MY STRANGE VISIT I had gone scarcely three fe«t%tai* I heard footsteps again approaching^. I had just time to dodge back to th(t. We wish to congratulate the second j^t out the annual and looking thru sta,rs wl|fI n 1 he en<j^e^ am on their success at Arlington its nacres relive those haDnv school new Id for»et it. XHE UNIVERSAL CAR LAST Spring a total of 350y000 pcopb were dieappfetmad j not b^ng able to obtain deliveries of Ford Car* and Trucka, \U. -r as orders ware placed faster than tiars could be produced. The demand for Ford Cars and Ttucks this Spring wtB,aiCoa*«- ing to all indicstiona, be U* gre«er than laat Spring. s Winter buying Has before Aetumi rmtoil deliveries Mm past 60 day* totaled 309,170 Ford Can and Trucks, mn increase of 1.961 a day over a war ago. otdaiad Ford products our -- Jms «HH tak^«Wi^«t w the Spring. The above facta are given anweaa augr order promptly with a Ford dealer if you chat of a Ford Car <* Truck 1* irbk to avoid delay in ddvvafy. Oirt aooypoo people have alreed liac your the pur- •*4 ^ P|gfN| '"1 -1 £ X*tjr ; In order to clear up a misunderstanding among the people as to the * condition of the eyes I want to say a few words to you so there will be less worry about your eyes. In the first place, anyone forty years old or more unable to read or sew without glasses, this condition is not a sickness or bad eyes. It is merely an abnormal condition which can well be corrected with a good pair of glasses. Of course younger people have their eyes examined and we find they are either short sighted, long sighted or we find that condition causes astigmatism. If you or your children have astigmatism that doesn't mean by any means that your eyes are bad or sick. Astigmatism is merely a Latin word to indicate abnormal shape of an eye or an eye which is not perfectly round. This eye is generally as good as any other eye, but the patient is unable to see as clearly. Nervousness, dizziness, head aches may be due to astigmatism. The greatest possible injury you bring on yourself is by buying ready made glasses. You never know what you've got until your eyes are ruined. Go to a reliable scientific optometrist, who does nothing else but test eyes and make glasses* I don't use any drugs in your ^ eyes and my work in this township seems to be very much appreciated. I have examined eyes for thirty years and also grind my own glasses. If you have trouble with your eyes come any Monday afternoon between 12:00 and 3:00 o'clock. T will give you an examination. If you dont need glasses I will honestly tell you so. My McHenry office is located in my summer home in the Lasch subdivision on the west side of Fox river, within two blocks north of the river bridge. Always call up befere yeu coaoa. fir. G. KELLBB, * B Optometrist and Optician Chicago Address McHenry, 111. 3407 N. Paulina St Phone Graceland. MAO. The freshman boys should not take l oin sGnGas it v*ng Put on the Lids! For gentle boiling (which ia the only uconomira I way), five tinea *a much ' na ia need with UkA lid off, aa would bo uaed if the lid were on the cooking utensil. Covers are cheap, thsjr alee kMp th« odors from spreading thru the houaa. Tour Gas Company la inter--tad In the economical and sttsetlva nae of gas. This point on gaa saving will help v ^ !/ the annual because it shows that the students who composed it had the team Heights. Also the first team on their good playing Some of the Eng. II students know more about socialism than English. Dick S. has read some articles about it but you cant convince him. Miss Richmond, in PI. Geom.: "Arthur, go to the board and draw an angle of 20 degrees and 30 min.M Arthur: "The period's half over."' There wasn't thirty minutes left. FRESHMAN NOT88 Did you notice Jimmie Fay's new suit? We^freshmen ara-all studying for our exams. Mr. Tailmadge didnt give 90 per-jw proud to own after he cent grades. Why is Billy Young always te such a great rush? Edward Smith was absent from school last week and so far this week. Elisabeth McCabe was absent from school the latter part of last wedc and ia also absent today. Bill Martin seems to be the Smartest one in English class for he recites the other pupil's lessons. Mr. Wells' general science class has learned that George Reynolds helped Burbank improve the grape fruit. We surely felt bad to hear our first team lost at Arlington Heights, but glad to hear the second teanf won. tuld n Because I knew of nothing elae tfc^f do I slowly made my way up st I flung myself on the bed and have burst into tears if had not struck me. My plan this was to take a sheet and the boiafeali days ? Answer--Jesse Whiting: I think that a high school la something that every high school should have.. I think that the annual benefits both the high school and the . , , , , ., ^ student, ot the high school. Th. *">"» *nd"""k "*>" "» nual contains records of scholastic' .1 w Mj duties of th. students and the athletic i le .!m.w 1 8 r* ' a_ activities Th. school is benefitted hy l"° d T "V"".V" ? '4 the police. Quickly I tore a from the bed and with this and right kind of school spirit. Adver-,b. olster I descended the stairs. A . „ « tisements of business men show the sheet so ,t coukl be e«rfl| they are backing the school. An an- . nual is something that every student I momen , leaves school ^ and wishes to look back over his records and .those of his fellow classthrown over the man, I waited for an Crouched at watched the, terious actions of this person. He did not hurry and was in no wajpf mates. The annual of the high school!1 is really an advertisement of what ^1 before the, srieboard t^ kind of work the school is doing. A\l\look°* a *w 1 real»zed thi| high schools of the county are inter-l™18 *e ^ chww? 1 ested in looking over annuals of other I * ca?7 out my v phm- As ^ . high schools as they are of looking over their own, and if the annual is I could go, without causing any dig* turbance, I stole upon him. I wag : good th. high school which wrote It Is f"1'" three »' «" »!»» I* given much credit for the iW wort ^ " i waa 'I'nA nontWirn wtrh «irkiMk ha WiM'V Answer--Ida Reynolds: I think a high school annual is something every good high school should have. In your after school day you can look back at this book and bring back to your mind every good time that you spent in high school. A high school annual is a way of remembering year high school life and sports. Answer--Bernard Kinsala: I think it is a good thing because is brings school unity. It also shows our folks and other people the spirit of our school. It also helps young people to express themselves and later business. ,/ EDITORIAL Raise the Mind* me. The rapidity with -which he di£p this seemed to me to be almost supers 'i at me made na unable to move, nor" ^r 3-:-* • could I speak. I seemed to be power* % ileSS. ' Suddenly he turned and grasped m revolver from the table. How I have been so blind not to sea it It had probably lain there al) the* while. Pointing it at me he fairly - yelled, "Put up your hands." I felt,^ - very weak new that my plans wer^';.j\vr,s--%j ruined. Dropping the sheet and hak^' ster I raised my arms, saying What do you want here," he ^ %«.: lscreamed» ~ ^ J 1 "What right have you to enter e»*'{.- ^ other's house," I said weakly. ' r ^ -l "Just keep your hands where they '\;g are until I tell you differently,' C. g. COLUNS, DiMxict Schools, like stores, run on a small basis in order to better themselves! sajj> evading my question, the work must be shown to the public.; jjjjg ^ made his way toward the A school or class may start the work photte. Ah, I thought to •e -iof the or some other work with the intuition of meeting all of the demands, but when they start it is fell OR. A. I. FROEHLICH Physician and Surgeon Special attention given to X-ray, diagnosis, treatments and denial radiograph. Office hours: 9:30 to 10:30 a. m.; 1:30 to 3:30 p. ^ 7:00 to 8:00 p. Telephone^ Bes., 128-W; Office, 128-R WEST McHENRY, ILL. has an accomplice. I've read oftfccee sort of robbers. I cannot sta^him. Just at that moment my eyes fel the shining butcher knife lyiac on the, . citable with the silver. SnatAlng it jumped to the telephone and cut the . v ' wires just as he raised the receivers^. , He jumped wildly at me and: with h»i^ ^ revolver hit me on the head. I fell' myself falling as every^Atg turned (tb hi *ontiiH»d) ^ * V*r - • Parana ^' :A Office Home Phone 168 9-12 a. m- 2-5 pi a#' ' 7-8 p. ' * - v " - ' ' • , : , ; v- . • : . • ... . a-ff-V**- V- :'&•» • ... " "• Qhirbpractor Jt h MINICK, D. ,£. ' iSAKH PA1PI . •• Should 1 go? Would it not be mor^ pleasant to stay home and sit by th# fire on such a cold night? Theae were the thoughts which ran thf* ny mind on the night of Pecamber St year. I was invited to a watch but it was so cold and stormy I did care very much to go. After a made up ray mind to go -- storm. I got ready and ahMl j started out for a walk of about sevett. f|_ blocks, when I finally reached there alaaoet frosea. / (Continued en anft pa«e^