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rW ft r UI k- : : THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALER, THURSDAY, J AH. 21,192* SAFETY AUTOMOBILE FENDER IS INVENTED •; -:h >*' Traffic heads of the national capital are shown Inspecting an automobile Mfety fender during a recent demonstration. A. A. Roth, the Inventor, Is •hown pointing to the fender. Traffic Director M. O. Eldridge is shown closely •bservlng the same and Captain Brown of the traffic office is also interested Ice Cream is a Food Eat the kind that js made in McHenry. It is pure. Whenyou ask for Ice Cream, don't forget to also say McHENRY - % Brick Ice Cream for Saturday and Sunday McHenry Ice Cream Company McHenry, Illinois THE PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT SERVES THE PUBLIC IN THE FOLLOWING FIELDS AUDITS Monthly, periodical, annual or special audits. FINANCIAL STATEMENTS Preparation of financial statements for executives, banks and all classes of business men. SYSTEMS Installation and supervision of general and cost accounting systems. INCOME TAXES Advice and service in connection with income tax returns and claims. BUSINESS SERVICE Advice and service in matters pertaining to financing, organization, reorganization or consolidation of business enterprises. INHERITANCE TAXES Analysis of estates, advice in organizing estftes • at time of life. J. W. WORTH Telephone McHenry 206-J. McHenry, Illnois Energy! No. S680 45-volt, horizontal Liat Price, Mck MOO Stuart "B" Batteries com bine the^three essentials that make for better radio reception LAST LONGER. Made and supplied at once to your dealer while fresh and full strength. GREATER DISTANCES Full of the streqgthtpd energy that insure smooth, uniform operation. BETTER LOOKING. Covered with a leather-like material that gives a handsome appearance and better protection. Stuart Batteries are supplied in ten standard sizes and are priced right. Let your next "B" Batteries be Stuart. Call for them by name. STUART PRODUCTS CORPORATION 663-671 W. W&ahington Boulevard, Chicago Aim maktrt of Stuart A A C Radio Dn Hytrin mad FUtk Light Boturit* [dry| cell! BATTERIES fo* Super Service DISTRIBUTED BY Knox Motor Sales EMMERSON TELLS OF NEW HIGHWAY LAWS FOR DRIVERS Can't Use Fancy Lights or Funny Whistles or Bells on Private Cars. , TOO If You Walk on Hard Road You Must Keep on Left Side--Other New Acts. While only a few lhws passed by the last general assembly affect vehicle traffic, there were some rather lm-, portant ones and the public generally does not seem to be well informed regarding them, Secretary of State LeulS L. Emmerson pointed out today. One of the laws Is an amendment to the present motor vehicle act providing that no motor vehicle or motor bicycle except those used for fire ap» paratus, police patrol or ambulances shall have any lamps which, show a red or green light in the direction In which the vehicle Is proceeding. Another amendment provides that after January 1, 1926, no motor vehicle or motor t except those used for 8ECRETARY OF STATE LOUIS L. EMMERSON. fire apparatus, police patrol or ambulances shall be equipped with or' make use of, any gong, bell or whistle. Must Stop at Hard Roads. Another act provides that automobiles must be brought to a full stop when entering upon or crossing through-route paved roads or streets In cities designated by the department of public works and buildings as connections to hard roads. Right-of-way rules are to be promulgated by the department of public works and buildings to govern traffic at intersections of two or more through hard roads. It Is also provided in another act that the department of public works and buildings may control or regulate traffic upon any streets within the corporate limits of any town or village where the state has constructed durable hard surface roads. There are other provisions requiring all horse-drawn vehicles on any hard surface state highways after sunset, and before sunrise to exhibit at least one lighted lamp on the left side showing a white light visible at least 200 feet in the direction in which it is proceeding and a red light in the reverse direction. Every person walking along and upon hard surface state highway is required by another new act to keep on the left side of the paved portion and when meeting a vehicle to step off tbe pavement. All of these laws are designed to Increase the safety on public highways. Wheel Out of Alignment Cause of Wear on Tires Bumping into curbs, hitting bumps In the road, turning out into gutters and similar strains, shocks and Jolts are very likely to cause misalignment or wobbling of wheels, or both. ...... When this happens the wheels travel with a skidding action, which wears down treads very rapidly,, even If the Irregularity is so slight that the eye can hardly detect It. You should, therefore, test your wheels frequently to make sure that they run true. Probably as many as one cAr in three has one or more misalignment or wobbly wheels, robbing their tires of%housands of miles of service. Because of the turn^o-the-right rule of the road the right front wheel is often forced into the rough going at the side of the road and is likely to receive severe glancing blows, which produce misalignment, springing or dishing. , TO KEEP AWAY FROM HIM Glacial Period Flood* Wheo the Ice began to melt in earnest toward the close at the glacial period, floods occurred and formed rivers that would dwarf many of our largest ones today. So great were these torrents, says Nature Magazine, that enormous bowlders were rolled along like pebbles, and thus transported miles beyond their original positions. "How did you come to deefde to bay I six-cylinder car?" 1 . "Well, I heard the collector for thl« automobile concern drove a four cylinder." MEN ARE LIKE THAT r Mr. ftnagg--Why do you want me to wear rubbers? Even if I should come down with pneumonia my life's insured. His Wife--I know that, but it would be just my luck to have you take some long, lingering illness and finish with a slow recovery. • Whale Biggest Creator» The biggest creature known, living or extinct, is the sulphur-bottomed whale, which . reaches a length of 90 (Mt THE IMPROVEMENT "Do you find that Jack is gaining much knowledge at college?" "I should say i do! He can hold his own now among tlie very best mah-jongg experts." v THE LARGEST EXPENSE Oil* I Oojfl >, \0J% Business Partner--Jim, your ex penses are immense. You ought t< cut off the largest of them. Jim--Sam, are you advising me t< get a divorce? jA PLACE FOR JAZZ Oil in Radiator Will Enter Through Gasket What does oil. in the water of the radiator Indicate? And how can oil get Into the cooling system? OH will get Into the, water if the cylinder head gasket Is cracked or if the head bolts have not been screwed down evenly and properly. It is the result of a cheap valve-grlndlng Job, It will always be accompanied by loss of water, even though there are no apparent leaks In the pump or cooling system connections. The water leaks into the cylinders and the oil, working past the rings Into the cylinders, is forced into tbe cooling system. Tortoise* Cim't Hear Tortoises are either deaf or stupid, according to Popular Science Monthly. Most water snakes cannot hear at all. but land snakes often have acute hearing. These interesting conclusions were reached by Ryo Kuroda of the College of Nligata, Japan, after extensive experiments with reptiles. * - Living' Room Sets First "Postal Servicef The Greek soldier and historian, Xenophon, attributes the first couriers to Cyrus, the Persian king. The Romans had no Regular couriers until the time of the first emperor, Augustus, who reigned from 27 B. C. 14 A. D. Couriers or posts are said to have been Introduced into Frunze by Charlemagne about A. D. 800. •< ; Heritage arid Honesty . If your children develop dishonesty you can't convince your neighbors that they didn't come by !t honestly.-- Binghamton Presa :S % You will be delighted with the attractive] (designs and coverings featured in this dii- - . play of f&ving Room Sets. And to know ^ • tjhat you may buy them at these low prices : adds to the pleasure of baying now. Jacob Justen & Son Furniture and Undertaking McHENRY, 8 ILLINOIS " S I X T Y DAYS 11 More of Winter Weather, but it wlil seem like summer in your home if you burn our celebrated K~. Y-.W - Pocahontas Coal It costs no more than ordinary Pocahontas, but there is a mighty big difference in the way it burns--less smoke, less ash, less dirt--MORE HEAT. Phone 46 MpUENRY LUMBER ff) Xv JL\^JL JL Quality and Service First ^ • Leads the World in Motor Car Value Highbrow Musician -- Of course there's a place for Jazz-- m Jazz Enthusiast - Sov delighted tc hear you say so, professor! H. M.--But I refrain from namln| it In your presence, madam. THINKING THAT COUNTS * "All the girls think she's perfectly beautiful." "That's nothing--what do the mm think she isf' Single copies of The Plaindealer can fcl secured at Bolger's Prug Store. Romance of Alexander The romance of Alexander was one of the most famous tales of the Middle ages. It was attributed to Callisthenes, a companion of Alexander the Great, but was probably written in Alexandria in the third century. Ar^i A Kansas Controveny , Big argument on Commercial streets Is a good liar more of a menace dial S bad liar?--Atchison Olobe. m 25% I Greater Power and New Smoothness Quietness Responsiveness Special Display of the New "Enclosed Car" Motor Come view this new motor just introduced at the New York Show. Nash has engineered it to develop 25% greater power with phenomenal smoothness, quietness, and 23% faster pick-up. „ George A. Stilling Garage Phone 28 - McHenry, 111.