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VBS H'BXHKY PLAIMSK&1A, THOTtSBAT, MARCH 18, M26 JOHNSBITRO Henry Nell and Martin H. Freund motored to Woodstock Thursday. Mrs. George Michels and son, Donald, visited with relatives in Chicago a ftw days last week. Mrs. Ben J. Schaefer and daughter, Mildred, spent a few days last week in Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Hettermann and children, Agnes, Donald, Leroy, and Math. Adams motored to Burlington, Wis., Friday, where they visited with relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Oeffling and son, Lloyd, wert guests in the home of the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Jos. J. Michels, Sunday. Fred J. Smith and John M. Pitzen motored to Kenosha Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Nick Miller and^chi'- dren of Richmond spent Sunday with Mrs. William Tonyan. 7, William Krift and Ben Siehoff of Burlington, Wis., were callers here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. John Stilling and son NIGHT'S REST DISTURBED Is Nature's Way of THling Ton "Danger Ahead.** A Healthy Bladder Does Not Act at Night. Mrs. G. W. Bushong, 1012 S. Eeast St., Bloomington, 111., «ays, "Lithiated Buchu tablets relieved me of bladder weakness. Was disturbed twenty to twenty-five times a night. I feel I am well. I tried many treatments, submitted to operation, and much torture In one week after taking Lithiated Buchu I could notice improvement. I will be glad to tell or write my experience." Lithiated Buchu is not a patent medicine. The formula is on the bottle. It cleanses the bladder as Epsom Salts do the bowels. The tablets cost 2 cents each at all drug stores Keller Laboratory, Mechanicsburg, O. Locally at Thomas P. Bolger's Drug Store. No. 162 of Volo visited with Mr. and 'Mrs. Henry Stilling Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. George Oeffling are the proud parents of a baby boy. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Weingart and children of McHenry visited with Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Hettermann Sunday. Miss Leona Regner of Chicago spent Sunday with her partnts, Mr. and Mrs. John Regner. Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Hettermann are the proud parents of a baby boy, born Sunday, March 14. He answers to the name of James William. Joe Pitzen and sister, Rosie, of Volo visited with Mr. and Mrs. Ben J. Schatfer Sunday. The Jolly Eight club met at the home of Mrs. Joe Thelen Saturday evening. Prizes were awarded to Mrs. Jacob ,A. Miller, Mrs. H. W. Hettermann and Mrs. S. H. Smith and Jos. J. Michels. Dr. J. E. Wheeler has for sale Cooper's Saponified Cresol t6r disinfecting barns after TB testing. Mrs. Martin H. Freund and daughter, Catherine, Mrs. Henry Nell and Agnes Hettermann boa*ded the train for Elgin Monday. Mrs. Frank Kempfer entertained a number of friends at her home Monday evening. Mrs. Joe Laurenz and children of Chicago spent a week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Kempfer. Mrs. William Oeffling and son, Alfred, Mrs. Richard Gujfaer and Mrs. Peter Oeffling motored to Chicago last week Thursday. John M. Schmitt and sons motored to Waukesha, Wis., one day last week. John Cossman and family of Waukegan visited with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Nick M. Schaefer, Sunday. Peter Lay of Spring Grove called on William Oeffling Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Nett and daughter called on Joe Klein Sunday. . Mr. and Mrs. Ruman and daughter, Florence, and Helen Schoening of Chicago were Suday guests of Mrs. Rose Mueller at the Pine cottage. Mrs. Rose Mueller, proprietor of the Pine cottage, sptnt the week end BLEEDING ITCHING HEMORRHOIDS (Piles) Fissure, Fistula and all other irritating rectal Disarders« except Cancer, permanently relieved by my original painless absorbent method. Don't Suffer Needlessly Write or call for appointment 5 One treatment stops all bleeding. No pain, no confinement in bed. No loss of time from work or pleasure. EXAMINATION. AND. CONSULTATION FREE. AND. WITHOUT. OBLIGATION DR. CHAS. D. NIXON Suite 10 and 11, Newcastle Hotel Hours: 1 to 5; 6 to 8 Phone 54 LIBERTYVILLE in Chicago with Mr. and Mrs. John Dohman, where she and a party of friends visited the Cook county jail and also saw the "Miracle" at the Auditorium. 08TEND Mrs. Hoppe and son, Arthur, motored to Chicagb Sunday to visit her mother, whose health is not good. Dr. J. E. Wheeler has for sale Cooper's Saponified Cresol for disinfecting barns after TB testing. Miss Clara Kaiser has not been well for some time. A severe cold at first and now'the doctor says it is necessary to have the tonsils removed. Little Joe Harrer was quite ill the last of the week with cold and sore throat. Dr. Hepburn was called and prescribed for him. He is reported gaining. School opened last Tuesday after a week's vacation on account of the illness of the teacher, Miss Florence Eppel. Farmers are discouraged and considerable excitement prevails about the milk question. We do not hear of any more testing. There seems to be considerable sickness around,, but nothing serious has been reported. Many children have been suffering from colds. Perhaps the best remedy would be to send them to the city to be treated at Bundesen's dairy. The street running past the Wallis farm now is vacant. There is not a living thing on the Wallis farm. The family that has lived there the past two years has vanished. None of the neighbors knew when they departed. The Malyas farm has been vacant the past two years and the lower Wallis farm is entirely vacant also. Does this look, like prosperity we ask? There is a report that a man from Wisconsin has rented the 'Wallis farm, but he has not yet arrived. Smrvicm Their lives have no discernible echo beyond the neighborhood where they dwelt, but you are sure to find there some good piece of road, some building, some application of mineral produce, some improvement in farm* lng practice, some reform of parish abases, with which their names are associated by one or two generations after them.--George Eliot. Nothing iVcv A scientist claims to have discovered that sleep can be omitted, but the family In the flat overhead heat him to it--Columbus Dispatch. One Thing Money Can Do "Money can't buy happiness," said Uncle Eben, "but it sho' kin help you to fohgit yoh troubles."--Washington Star. African Natives' Notion In central Africa the natives believe that trees possess spirits, and a weird ceremony must take place before a tree can lje chopped down. Frequently Happen* Speaking of jobs, the trouble with a sinecure is that the "in" is apt to jump out of place and pet in front of the "a." Odd Human Trait To what excess do men rush foe the sake of religion of whose trutit they are so little persuaded and te whose precepts they pay so little regard.-- La Btuyere. important "if* We would all be great if we weri measured by the things we intend ts do tomorrow.--Boston Transcript TERRA GOTTA Mrs. B. J. Shine was the guest of relatives in Chicago a couple of days last week. Dr. J. E. Wheeler has for sale Cooper's Saponified Cresol for disinfecting barns after TB testing. Mr. and Mrs. M. Knox and daughters spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. P. J. Doherty in McHenry. Misses Mary and Ellen Frisby of Elgin visited at their home here Sunday. Miss Eleanor McMillan of Elgin spent Sunday at her home here. Mrs. Alice Blish and grandson of •Chicago were recent guests at the l^jme of George P. Bay. Miss Eva McMillan of Chicago visited at her home here Sunday. Miss Evelyn Bohl attended a rural teachers' meeting at Crystal Lake last Thursday. Costs More to Build Is Worth More-- - Yet Sells for Less If any other manufacturer endeavored to produce a car similar to the Ford according to the high standards of quality in material and workmanship used by the Ford Motoi Company and with the same tried and proved design it would be impossible to offer it at anything like the present low Ford prices. If, on the other hand, the Focd Motor Company would substitute ordinary design for the basic Ford features, Ford cars could be produced and sold for less than the present Ford prices. Yet by so doing. Ford simplicity, durability and reliability would fall below the standard insisted upon by the Ford Motor Company and established throughout twenty-two fears of leadership. Features that Contribute to Ford Simplicity--Durability--Reliability Three-Point Motor Suspension Dual Ignition System Simple, Dependable Lubrication Left-Hand Drive Thermo-Syphon Cooling System Torque Tube Drive Planetary Transmission Multiple Disc-in-oil Clutch FORD MOTOR COMPANY, MTROTT, MICHIGAN Just think! 13,000,000 model T Ford cars have been produced since . 1908--almost as many automobiles as were built by all other manufacturers combined. In 1925, almost 2,000,000 Ford cars and trucks were built and sold--and plans for 1926 call for the production of even more than 2,000,000. Today, more than ever,the Focd cat is the most popular automobile in the world. It was the superiority of Ford design in 1908 that established Ford leadership. It is this same Ford design, improved but basically unchanged, that is continuing to make the Ford car the outstanding leadoq among all automobiles. TOURING New Prices RUNABOUT *290 TUDOR SEDAN COUPE VQRDOR SEDAN *500 *565 AM pHcm f.ob. 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