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Ideal Method Ss your hucband liberal7" "He has to be ^1RINOWOGD Mr. and Mrs. Albert Gut of Genoa City are spending a couple of days with Mrs. E. J. Hopper. t John Smith of McHenry spent a few hoars Tuesday morning1 at Rfncwood. Mrs. Emma Merakant and Fred Walker and his mother spent Tuesday at JanesVille. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Hawley and two daughters and Mis* Mildred Weterer and Clarence May spent Tuesday evening at Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Stephenson spent Tuesday at Woodstock, Mr. and Mrs. S. W. Brown spent Wednesday at Janesville. Mrs. Max Beth and son and Miss Cora Beth and Mrs. William Kelley spent Wednesday evening at McHenry. Jessie Allen of Richmond was a Monday caller in Rinjrwood Mrs. Hepburn and daughter, Marion and Miss Alyce Wilcox and Clara Randall spent Friday at Williams Bay. Mrs. Bert Merchant was a guest of Mrs. George Harrison on Friday, Miss Grace Pearson was a weekend guest of Chicago friends. Misses Mildred and Olive Jepson are camping at DesPlaines this week. Mr. and Mrs. George Herbert spent Snnday with Mr. and Mrs. S. H. I Beattey. I Mrs. Gus Pearson and daughter parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Harrison. Mr. and Mrs. Kay Merchant and family entertained company on Sunday. William Giddings spent weekend with Hebron relatives.' k ^ •^Sj ;• A Skidded J *illb say you saw the Who gave the bride away?" "Nobody said a word."--Tlt-Blts. Hold 'Em 3 hands oil 4lt pockets, Willie." "Can't, my supenter's„ broke.* is Skm Convinced? does you love met" -* 'Handy, you Is one woman I dont like none other no better than." Related Bngllsh Magistrate--Are yo« rslnt ad to this woman? Wltn-- Yes, sir; Pm her friend.' Ha Believed Hot aad X are engaged." 1m doat mean if ' «N* bat he thinks I dR# Anxious MWkaVa an now, dearf* "Bagpipaa from AberdeM.* "Will aar set stand it!" I handle the budget caj l e <| on y^0 fronds one day this Mr. Metxker of Chicago was a visitor at Bowman's factory en Friday. W. |E. Smith and nephew spent Sunday at Algonquin. Mr. and Mrs. David Speaker and family of Kenosha were recent visitors with Mr And Mrs. Clay Rager and family. Mrs. William Kelley and granddaughters spent Friday in the H. E. Kelley home at Belvidere. The* Ladies' Aid was well attended at the home of Mrs. Lottie Harrison on Thursday. Miss Lorena Jepson has been numbered among the sick this week. On July 31, Mrs. Charles F. Krohn was hostess at an 8 o'clock dinner party which Was given in honor of their eighth wedding anniversary. It also was a complete surprise to Mr. Krohn. Robert Thompson spent Sunday with his children at the Ellen Hall home Mr. and Mrs. Karl Fay and George Spaulding of Chicago spent Sunday with the former's mother, Mrs. Jennie Spaulding. Mr. and Mrs. Robert McLean of Woodstock spent Sunday with her sister. Miss Ethel Bell, of McHenry, spent the week-end with her parents here. Max Beth of Chicago spent Sunday in the W. J. Beth home. Mrs. William Wilcox and daughter spent Saturday evening calling in this village. Miss Edna Beck and Arnold Burke spent Sunday in the home of Miss Frances Young. Mr. and Mrs. Lonnie L. Smith spent Sunday in the C. W. Harrison home. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Henzel of Crystal Lake spent Sunday with her On the Road "Tear car raises a lot of dust* mat aa much as i had to jaftp to •st lt*» : Map Exerte High Pretmum The preasare of the sap that flews from gashes la trees during the summer Is aald by an American scientist to be as high as 190 pounds a square Inch, or equal to the steam pressure la a locomotive boiler. Champions Enter in Big Stampede Stooni Annual Cwttd States Rodeo Will Bf Staged at Aurora. Until recent years residents of the West and the Best loaad It Moaasarr to travel to Cheyenne, Wyoming and other points In the Far West an* Southwest to see the world's most dating riders among the cowboys and cowgirls of the plains. It was naiy on rare occasions, such as a visit of MVaio Bill's W1M West show that they ware seen In thla section of the cofwiitv K<iw and then a so-called rad4K> was staged In the smaller towns, but thoee who performed In them were of Idie mediocre class. Secretary-Msn&ger Clifford R. Trimble of the Central States Fair and Exposition hit upon the Idea last year of bringing to his fair th«> best riders In the world He engaged "Fog Horn" Olancy, promoter of several of the biggest roundups In the West, with the result that the first annual Central States Western Stampede was staged at the big fair with such great success that It Is to be repeated this year, during the fifth fi«"»»«•> Central States Fair and Bsposltton, August 37 to September 1 This feature will open Monday afternoon, August 80, aad will dose the last day. The association has oBSred 115,000 In prizes, with the result that chain plons In rough riding, steer riding, broncho busting, bull-dogging, fancy riding, roping and all other stunts of the great roundups of the Far West have entered. All of the stars of last year's big event and many others, will compete. Several carloads of wild steers aad horaas have been shipped to Exposition park. Special corrals have been built for them and they will be allowed to grate In the center field of the big mile track pending the opening of the big event More than 100,000 persona attended tbe Stampede last year. The adhdsslon price Is <5 cents. Grmmt fttcfor Didn't ' Jfafcc Go*d as Hmnier •ddla Oollins, famous managsr « the White Sox, loves to tell one on the great pitcher, hunting with his friend, s large flock of dudes and SMtaked up on them In the awstv#ppfenved fashion. He prides hhnaelf 'Qii his marksmanship, and when he deemed he was dose enough, biased away. To his huge delight, oaly ducks rose from the flock. "And I'd have gotten those also," declared chief, "If I'd had my old gun." Imagine hla feelings when he found 'he had "skat Into a bunch of decoys and that the only two live birds In the bttnch had soared away, v/' • "t- Reading by Sound * *;• #Mehtng the blind to read by of dtflarsnt shades of sound Is a new and remarkable method Invented by Professor Rosing. aA qculist of Leningrad. Russia, says Popular Science Manthly. IDvery letter of the alphabet will be expressed by a different sound. So far, sounds have been contrived for 18 letters of the alphabet. The sounds are used, too, to see objects. Experiments showed, It Is claimed, that children using the sound apparatus were able to define many articles In a room and recognise per* sona who were passing. Recovered Lost Mommy After being covered with hay for than six months In a mow on the Sheddlck farm, at South Woodstock, Yt, where It was lost early last July, a pocketbook containing a tendollar bill and some small change was found, musty, and showing that It had been nibbled by mice, but with Its contents Intact It belonged to William Burns. Mr. BurnB lost the purse while haying. Careful search was RMda for It the following day; MAN CVUt WAGING FIGHT OH UlSEAtE New England Satisfied fearful declines In the values of farm lands In the West and South emphasise the relatively large prosperity In New England, for the value here of farm lands shows but slight loss compared to five years ago. This Is only one of several respects In which our six states compare favorably with other regions. Good, old New England Is coming back strong.--New England Homestead. Hippy legends to the contrary, thefts afpns no rapsoa to be#afe*pt the warfd ever Ma known a.-MpM age sif Wftalth. QjuHaglats find ilsimiea bones which are ItKrught to show thst even great prehistoric lizards, and after them the early mammals, suffered from tumors which, according to the advertisers, will claim the teeth af fomt out c? five of u«. Man probably heir to troubles which othftr flesh suffered before him. By herding in crowds, by giving up his dower rights of sunlight and space, he even has added to many of those troubles, has created wholly new ways of wracking body and mind. For a time the balance of life and death promised doom to cities: they survived only because life was produced abundantly and cheaply without their walls, and the best and most adventurous were fed into them. The slow process of observation and control which has made It safer now to live In a big city tbpn In a village (and often safer to live In % city than In the open country liself), Is the science of public health.--Survey Graphic. NATUREKINDTO " CZECHOSLOVAKIA dzScfioSlovakla Is one of the richest countries of Europe, both as regards natural resources and Industrial development. Agriculture Is highly developed and Intensive farming Is carried on. The principal crops are wheat, rye, barley, oats, potatoes, and sugar beets. There are 170 beet-sugar factories in the country producing each year more than one million tons of sugsr. Fully half a million tons of sugar Is yearly exported. Live stock of excellent quality Is abundant, and apples, pears and stone fruit are grown in great quantities. The country ranks among the most richly wooded countries of Europe, the fine forests covering about one-third of the whole area. The mineral production comprises both soft snd hard coal, Iron, graphite, gold, silver, copper, lead, and rock-salt. The industrial establishments number 12,000, of which 2,000 are textile mills, 2,400 glasg works and stone factories, 1,900 for food production, 1,200 for furniture, also machine shops, paper mills, etc. He# Sales SeeSl Sor .miirn Brothers For the first time in tile history of Graham Brothers, more J*0Q9 of their trudHf Slid mote* have been deltvsrsd in a singt*1 at retail Do&e Brothers < the United States and Canada. record of 1041 during the wnek SWMf July 31 follows closely the^ record of 896 delivered during the week ended July 3 and is more than twice tjfcfe figure for the best week last year. Compared with the corresponding week in 1925, when 347 were said the gam is 694 trucks 0C 200 per cent. During the five weeks ended July 31, deliveries of trucks and motor coaches totaled 4086. The increase over the precSeding five wseks was 15.5 per cent and over the five weeks ended August 1 last year was 204$ units or 143 per cent. "The rapidly growing demand for a dependable transportation unit of 1-ton capacity,** declares Mr. Gunderson, of James Morrow & Son, local Dodge Brothers dalera, "is evidenced by the increasing ratio of this capacity to the moj<i heavy trucks. 2189 or b3.6 per cent of tihe total deliveries of Graham Brothers trucks an<i motor conchas during July were of this capacity. The fket that prior to introduction Of the G-Boy, Graham Brothers new 1-tcn truck, less than one-third of their output was of that capacity and that now over half are of that type shows clearly the constantly increasing approval of this sturdy little Variation in Heurt Beaia The average rate of heart beat II an adult man Is about 72 a mlnuta aad Is somewhat faster In women. % varies, however, so that In soma f» dfaSnalaA may be 40 to 100 a mtak- W&R flbqfltly before and after birth |tM«N# from | M0 to 140. During mimm IgK! Its friifReucy Is Increased. !tf& tnlnaiced by many conditions of MD| health end environment such aa slisp, position, temperature, maala and sanations. Bxerdse may lacraaaa It ta SOS or more. And Rmpatatimn Tasrth no longer calls It a laas It affesds some spectacular way to risk one's neck.--Newcastle (lad<) Courier. Uve Stock Wftfcant Limit at th% Illinois State Fair Sprtafflati, Aug. 21-28 Cards and card cases to fit at the IjPlaindealer office. Ask to sea them * V Aftar Deaikj Carcasses of diseased fowls should never be thrown where chickens or hogs can get them, as there is much greater danger of severe infection from eating tuberculosis or otherwise diseased organs of a dead fowl than from other sources. Kankakee £rFair WORLD'S GREATEST OUTDOOR ENTERTAINMENT I August 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 1926 Complete Livestock and Agricultural Exhibition . SfOOO Miles of; lllmota Cssmto Paved Reads Lead to At KaaAnlwe Fair $100,000 Premium*, Races A Attraction* LEN SMALL, Secretary, KANKAKEE, ILLINOIS fKpovt4oTo*e«-TliriU-8eelMe» Don't miss this year'# (RO-OAY-O) CHICAGO JtOff. 14 to Aug. M •SS.000 tnoiuahm IN CASH PURSES ^ Classified f »i/k- n ^ H.-'.Vi,-; ..,4 • . ,•* ia-kJ Formal ! r, • ??0 s 3t-4Ar.?S Saturday. August 14 - *v ; hf '"A* ^ j*' - ' SSfilSISSiSli BUILDERS' HARDWARE i PAINTSl MECHANICS' TOOLS ^ FISHING TACKLg KITCHEN UTENSILS ^ MISCELLANEOUS HARDWARE! GAS RANGES im. . ¥:'l^ '-r . ^ t | 1 ,U' Every is differem Daily #>"*• 3P.M. and 8:30 P. M.XV SOLDIERS' FIELD GRANT PAIUC The public is invited to visit and inspect this new, modern store on day of this week. -••W •« A "ffere'«f^f^roaring action!--and odtf ieiftA cdft* test and ardent endeavor could make it so utterly thrilling. They're fighting hard--these Slendid cowboy and cowgirl champions--and e crowds are fighting with them. Hear the spontaneous shouts of Keen appreciation. De- Ught in clean sportsmanship. Love for mighty jbattling. Come today and join in the moat thrilling sporting event of the year. f ' S-' " 5. i . * ft •*>* ^nlC^V • • 1 ^ *' V **blC , » * % We will have favors for the Ladies, Gentlemen and Children--flowers for ; *)\i- *'» > * » X. f"'|j » «r. . t - - k -t. ,r, ' J the ladies, cigars for the men aad something for all of the kiddie!; 5-- *.n EVSNTS M- * W' "i Broek RidlaS WT"+ 3k tor W«!tltad Calf Roeiag 4 s Wild Hone fbes r • ? ^ - Fancy Rop)n| Relay Races fMdliM Fancy Ridiai . St«*r R14i*| Berefcsdk fironk Riding 50 PblkMd Indiana " Buck and Squaw Raoea ADMISSION (including seats) SI .00 $l!S0>$2.0f1 Vmrttttvti MntrwA V fPtm* Wm Ttutt Titbti (or all daya on aale g| • LYON A HBALY ^ Wakedk A-ve. «t JaekSM BHNl Alto at Stsdimm by tkt Domestic ami Por»ig» Commtrc* Committet tj tks Chicago Attociatin a/ Cammtre* ' i*.^:, 9rgmiM*d ?r ' wil f<:'< TEX AUSTIN, Mensger end Direct# T ~ f ~ "fcl» fnawwMO" tMt mtvsrtfrtMf MmtrOmta btr v«mfr«r# t Wniimm C, t% fe " ^ •' , Amvtem A--of AStortUtmg Agtmef ' ^ Vr.. ; At 9:30 p. Central Standard time, a beautiful silver set will be given to one of those who "register here during day or evening. Get yourname in; you may be the lucky one to get the set * :~a-. i***.* f ' :i d'V \Si . -v >•. * . w Tv^'- * • fi « v'- .1,-1 m- V > - I >• ^ _ ,rA*' •4^:> 'JiA-W. • i' f'7f u H '-v., >v -K- f?**' ' ' «>• rm •#a ,.JLZ*?.?. ' L -Jr'4 J* 'V.?v 'a iH"5*.;