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J1,, .* 1 . r^&m{ rm rn " * ' ~ -- k Zj±X1 * " ' * M'S^WA^ *-: • ,.*..»: *&>w-'M>>r& ""*"**** "rtrrrt •-- irahMMi i • ih'.t - •:: - " 11111.1111 tt 11 ~ t ? ft t * t *"^ THE M'HeNkY plaindealer :tQ&ir. t. .#• Published <my Thursday it McHenry, DL, by Chuki F. Bantek. Entered as •fCflOd^lMa matter Her tfca act « K|| * 1ST*. at Chapostofica at McHeaxy, DL, » Om Year ...<•»»>i»«hiih«#.•» •fat Months..... Sabecriptiea •••••••«^» *••••••••••*••»••«••*•••<•• • >|M0 » a a a •»••«•«*< • ••••••••••*••••••••>$L00 A. E MOSHER, Edited and Manager . a local teacher of English Idea of a vacation Is sarin* "Ain't" la order to prerent secret treattea, Why aot employ wimen as diptomata? in a rial radio family Then the Joud speaker speaks nobody ttae doea. A real street car atrlka might dotermiae whether pedestrianisia to' a lost art. " Another fact about the rising generation la that It geta up when It dara pleases. • It take* years to train a good po» - llceman, bat a boy bandit can Mil ona i:fo a second. '•• By conservative brokers tl»e bonda of matrimony are listed as speculative securities. Man lives not for himself alone, aa he frequently discovers if he leaves $4 umbrellas around. No matter how low i French franc goes today, there Is a possibility K will go lower tomorrow. It Is said the army wants MO second lieutenants, and the enlisted man wffl want to know what for. It would be much easier, to love your fellow man if he didrit beak to get by and then slow down. Another good piece of advice right now seems to be the warning not to go wading unless you can swim. Pretty soon the population will be divided into two classes--those who are tanned and those who area*L Another vital necessity to llraWe existence Is an Interchangeable oap for toothpaste tubes and valve stems. How many lives have a happy ending? Why be unreasonable and demand that all plays and novels shall? And if y<^u happen to smell onions on her breath, you can raise your odds that the honeymoon's over to five-toone. Classified Column •»•»•»••>•»«»»•»« 11 11 MMMMMfM 11MI ll FOE SALB FOR SALB-Fsata. Find Breyer. Can eOMC-I. 18 FOR SALE--Building known aa Wm. StofTel residence. Can be bought and moved at a comparatively small cost. Terms can be arranged. Inmi ire of Knox Motor StlM. 19-tffD FOR SALE CHEAP -- Baseburner; nfctnl trimmed; good condition. Niesen's Cafe. McHenry. Phone 38. 19tf The man who killed another In a dispute over the proper feed for ducks should have little difficulty pleading Insanity. Happy second thought la reopening the door and closing U gently after you have slammed it la an explosion of anger. Either they are having a drought or the umbrella menders' strike must be over in China. Hostilities h&ve been resumed. Motor aantihthiren may seme day turn In and furnish some excellent ^pointers to legislate bttlles on econy «af of mqtioaa. i IX the boas arrives at the ffBee ca "tra early It is more than likely Chat : paperbangers pulled a similar surprise "i on him at home. ,v. In spite of anything the almanac has to aay to the contrary, the loag- * eat day in the year is the one you , spent }n aday-coach. Leaving your footprints on the •< Bands of time la a wholly laudable ^ ambition, providing you don't practice f an your host'a flower beds. After some profound thinking, pro and con, Washington haa decided that a lady who knocks off her husband cant collect hla war bonus. ,4s- America's chewing-gum hill la the last year was $90,000,000, exclusive of the coat of gasoline necessary to remove it from the trousers. Rayon prices have been reduced 40 cents a pound, and if you buy your rayon stockings by the pound, thif. may mean a real saving rto you. way to find out ^whether money Is the incentive behind a congressman's political speech is to ask him to make the speech for nothing. The New Yorker who was found tearing up $2,000 in currency anc throwing it around a public park hasn't even a mining stock certificate to show for It Some may be skeptical as to the ability of a person to see through Ms skin, but many of us are ready after we were "skinned" by various Mn«j« of stock salesmen. Considering the fact that there ar« only 77 great auk eggs in existence, at recently announced, nothing probaMj can ever be done about getting them on a per capita basis. "The ratio of forest consumption tc forest replacement," says the St. Loolt Globe-Democrat, "Is four to one." W« do a good deal of yammering about saving the forests, but we don't plant enough trees. According to the eminent astronomers, this old world Is , wheeling blind through the universe. Thlf most be a mistake, wheu bo many world reformers are throwing light ea the situation. Italy baa lent 200,000,000 lira to Rumania, and no doubt that's all right aaough, but lt'a pretty hard to under Stand how some of those European coantriM that have apch urgent need te hqsuw aaaaaea te lead. • • • - ' " " * ' Keui Brevities of Illinois Vutiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiimiiiiiniiiiffini? .Litchfield has been selected for the 1027 convention of the Illinois Anti- Horse Thief association. Mrs. R. W. Masters, mother of Poet Edgar Lee Masters of "Spoon River Anthology" fame, Is dead in Springfield. Worried over school work, Louise Cooper, seventeen, senior at 'Oakland high school, Paris, shot herself threagh the bead. The Sloopers, a new fraternal and religious organisation organised daring the Norse-American centennial celebration in Ottawa a year ago, held their first convention in that city. Relatives of Asa F. Mather, Joliet real estate dealeT and heir to onesixth of the $000,000 estate of his grandfather, Jonathan Mather, requested the assistance of the police in search for him. Broom corn production In the state this year will exceed last year's crop by nearly 2,000 tons, a federal estimate says. Last year's crop was 8,800 ton8, while thi* yea* It will mount to 10,500 tons. Attorney General Carlstrom announced the appointment of Attorney Jerome W. Jurewicz to act as assistant attorney general tin the Chicago office under First Assistant Attorney General Harry A. Ash. After an exhaustive investigation, police of Urbana have exonerated Irving Horastein, a salesman, who was accused by three diamond thieves of implication In the spectacular $50,000 robbery on an Illinois Central train In September. Co-operation between the federal and state departments of agriculture and the departments of the various states was urged as the most effective means of fighting the European corn borer at a meeting of the Macon county farmers, bankers and business men in Decatur. Lake county grand jurors required less than a day's investigation of the speed trap evH to return true bills against nine village officials charging them with conspiracy to extort money, malfeasance in office, assault and even murder in their enforcement of file motor vehicle laws. A reduction of 20 per cent In the assessed valuation of aH Ogle county tracts of farm land of more than three acres has been ordered hy the board of review, as a result of pleas from farm organizations for relief from what they declared to be an unreasonably heavy tax burden. The will of Mrs. Anna P. Judd, a sister-in-law of Blbert H. Gary of the United States Lteel corporation, was admitted to probate at Joliet. It disposes of an estate of approximately $50,000, left to the sisters of Mrs. Judd, Mrs. Eva A. Hamilton and Mrs. Bertha G. Northam, both of Joliet. Notice was served on State's Attorney A. V. Smith at Waukegan by Attorney Elmer V. Orvls, that he would seek a parole for Jack Durand, ward of the 8cott Durand* of Crabtree farm. Lake Bluff, who Is serving a sentence of from three to twenty years in Joliet since last November. Harry Mackey, fifty-four years old, formerly general manager of the Morden Prog and Crossing works, manufacturers of railway supplies, was found dead from a self-inflicted bullet wound at his home In Chicago Heights. Marshall Mackey, a son, told the police that Ms father had been despondent following a series of unfortunate investments in oil lands. Another precedent was set up by the state board of pardons and paroles when Hlnton G. Clabaugh, chairman, announced that an analysis of 1,350 cases reviewed by the board in the last year would be printed in book form, with the permission of the legislature. It will be the first time experts will have facts upon which to base a study of the parole problem in Illinois. Backers of Samuel Irving, attorney, who is an independent candidate for United States senator from Illinois on a dry platform, launched their campaign at a meeting in Chicago. Plane were made to reach every county seat in the state. He was.born on a farm in Richmond county and was a farmer until 25 years of age. He graduated from Parsons college and was a professor. He was admitted to the ba^in 1894 and has practiced law In Chicago for 80 years. Heart disease, credited with 14,118 fatalities in Illinois last year, outranked its nearest competitor in the business of the "gri^i reaper" by a margin of nearly two to one, according to statistics released by Dr. Isaac D. Rawllngs, state health director. Next In order come nephritis, charged with 7,800 deaths; violence. Including homicide and suicide, with 7,011; cancer, with 7,276; pneumonia, 5,900; tuberculosis, <*,587; cerebral hemorrhage, 5006. These seven causes of mortality were responstble for 53,- 247, ar 06 per ceat of the 81,598 deaths that occurred In the state last year. Ben Oswalt, thirty-six, coach of the Mooseheart high school football team, which has made one of the most remarkable gridiron records In the annals of preparatory schools, died of paralysis at his home In Batavla after a brief illness. Rev. E. B. Jewell, for two years pastor of a Methodist Episcopal church In Cherry Valley, announced to his congregation that at the close of the current church year he would give up his post and unite with the Episcopalian church, having been offarad a rectorship at Pay--villa, Ml»a. STOVE FOR SALE--No. 18 Round Oak; in good wmditnon. Inquire milesouth^fSokm MlllsT Northwestern Hotel, West McHenrry, FOR 8AI.E--CaHhag*. 1 cont pound; also potatoes for sale. Peter May, McHenry. Route 8 Located 1-4 19--8* -- --; -- FOR SALE--Three kitchen ranges. FOR SALE -- 1924 Dodge sedan; as g00{j ^ new. All in good equipped; good tires and finish very order. Priced from. $8.00 to good. Come in and trade that open jlg qq a g PAr)U| West McHenry. car in on it before cold weather. ph0'ne 53.M. 19-2t James Morrow A Sont West McHen>- • • ry. Phone 186. 19 FOR SALE--Pipeless furnace; good -- -- as new; will sell SALE-- Fryers 91_M> very reasonable. CHICKENS FOR 19* weighing" from 2 to 3 pounds, live weight 4 pounds, for $1.00. F. S. COOPEWS SAPONIFIED CRESOL-- Rich, Phone 603-J-2. 18-2* For disinfecting barns after TB teet- _ A Sold by Dr. J. E. Wheeler, West FOR SALE--Choice of two TB tested McHenry. 38-tf vr T A . ? 1 IV_ MT 'PLAMM -- -- inf. Hoistein bulls. Route 1. Philip M. Thennes, 18-8* FOR SALE--1924 Dodge touring. A very good buy at $385. James Morrow & Son, West McHenry. Phone 186. 19 FOR SALE--A few choice big-type Polaad China gilts and boars. Sired by Big Bob. James Hunter, R. 2, McHenry. Phone 617-J-2 16tf ~~ FOR RENT Atibi The abaent-mlnded professor was oC form Oils atornlng. He did not try ta eat his n^wxpaper and read his toast, did not rnsh out of the house with ssiaptoced garments, did not go alaag ia the rain holding a cane over his head, did not give the trolley conductor aa aspirin .tablet . . . You see, ha had forfeotten to get ap.--Prtacateo Tiger. aiii BOOSTER SAYS: AS^VCR jcmcf *wQ@epceK£B • wpwueoM AIW wopfwfi iswr wm am*gooo audms KttflUS It ME JUST M0I96. WW 1S TV® TCS0U KUOCfCHlUKE A WOODPECKER RAPPIU6 OU A T\M ROOF? FOR SALE--Young team of horses, flat for rent weight about 1,400 lbs. each; ages 6 p0pp% and 6 years; black mare and bay gelding. Sound and right. H. J. Tonyan, Ingleside, 111. 18-8* West McHenry. B. 14-tf MISCELLANEOUS ^ FOR SALE--Winter apples. Jacob H. Adams, R-3, McHenry. Telephone 644-M-2. 18-3 TAKE NOTICE--Anyone hunting or shooting on the Rich farm, formerly A. M. Schiller's, will be prosecuted for same. 18-3* FOR SALE--1926 Dodge Velour se- INSTRUCTION--Merle Gale Smith, dan; only run 3,000 niiles; car would teacher of expression, desires limited cost new $1,185. Will sell this car number of pupils. Instructions each Monday at the home of Mrs. J. N. Sayler. Phone 99-W. 16-tf Cm mi Mmklmg CkMdrmn According to statistics compiled by a Ufa iasoranee company, it costs 98,167 to rear a girl, and $6,077 to rear a boy to the age of eighteen. The ceat for feeding each for that period ia placed at $2£00, while a boy's cloth* tag is listed at |912 and a girl's at $U82. ! Wrafcr What If- bettered to have been t! first koavri bask on seaauibship at kaatical praeticea was published I MM by Capt John Smftti. the hista* .. Man at YirgteJa aad benr In the famous Pocahontas story. Many the fart* therein laid oat are cable and fundamental today. -> .<"• - * ' £ j for $900 with a new car warranty. Completely equipped. An exceptional buy. James Morrow & So, West McHenry. Phone 186. 19 THE MIDWEST HOSPITAL, registered school for nurses, is offering to FOR RENT--Modern house on Ring- young women desirous of becoming wood Road, near schools. Electric, gas, graduate nurses a two-year course of bath, garage, etc. Reasonable. Jacob training. Uniforms, board, room, Brefeld. Phone 632-R-2. 19-tf laundry, and expense money furnished. Address correspondence to Midwest Chica- 18-4 FOR SALE--Judd electric washer, like new, and electric flat iron. Mrs. William Huff, on the Clara Bauer farm, West McHenry. 17 tf Hospital, 1940 Maypole Ave, go, 111. A loose leaf duplicate system of keeping your accounts will save FOR SALE--Two ydting full blooded hours of work in sending out your bulls. One five months old, the other monthly statements. Ask the Plain- 1 year old. Tested and registered, dealer job department to explain it Extra fine stock. Call F. S. Rich, to you. 603J-2 , 17-8* -- LOST FOR SALE--140 acres, all new build- -- ings. Every foot can be plowed if *A>ST--Brown bag, containing golf wanted. Will sell reasonable and on »PParel, near McHenry, Sunday, Oct. easy terms. Mrs. Joe H. Jus ten, Mo- !"• J- Hartney, Room 1114, 208 Henry, 111. 17tf ?• LaSalle St., Chicago, Phone Wabash 5270. FOR SALE --1924 Ford roadster; tAo<r •nr~- il I . ..-- newly painted; good tires; good run! ^ST-Winchester automatic, 12-gage ning condition. Price $150. Just the thing to drive back and forth to school with. Come in and see it James Morrow A Son, West McHenry. Phone 186. 19 shotgun, on road near McColhrm's Lake, near woods, Sunday evening. $20 reward. Philip Thinnes, 7209 S Paulina St, Chicago. Phone Hemlock 3019. 19 WANTED FOR SALE--Choice lots on Center street in West McHenry, 2 blocks from depot Sidewalks, gas, water, electric lights. $500 per lot. F. H. Watties, West McHenry. 45-tf. WANTED TO BUY--One bushel black WANTED TO BUY--Good Phone 85-M. shotgun. 19 M FOR SALE--Lathe. 16 in. by 8 ft. bed. Low price. Hunter Boat Co., McHenry, 111. 17-tf * walnuts. Phone 170. Plaindealer. tf WANTED--Used heating stove, must be in fair condition. Phone 84-W in evening 19 FOR SALE--20-foot launch with 4-horsepower Cushman motor and canopy top. Just the thing for family picnic outings on the river. Inquire at the Plaindealer offloe, telephone 170. tf WANTED--Girl for second cook; good wages. Carl Buehler, McHenry. Phone 650-R1. 19 WANTED--All kinds of fancy work and hand-made articles, gowns, pillow slips, underwear, aprons, etc., at FOR SALE-- 1923 Dodge 8-4>-ton the Sales Exchange, which opens screen truck; good condition; newly Nov. 4 at 24 North Williams St., Cryspainted; tires, very good; an excep- tal Iyake, 111. Tel. 63-M. ^ 18-2 tional buy at $265 James Morrow ft ,liA"" -- fcl Son, West McHenry. Phone 186. 19 \ RESULTS! / ~ POR SALE--Large size baseburfier. Kent & Cattpaay In good condition. Inquire H. H. Can sell that house! Block, McHenry. Located in the Mrs. Can rent that flat! Button property on Elm. £Jt 19 Can find a buyer for that land! '18-tf WOMAN'S FAIR PLANS PROGRESSING FAVORABLY Plans for the Woman's Fair that is to be held in the Woodstock armory On October 21 and 22 are moving along very well. The booths will offer exhibits on varied phases of woman's interests. In the meal planning booth food exhibits will be scored. Here each person can find whether his food habits are the best to insure good health. This booth will also contain the houses "Vite-Em-Inn" and "Nite- Mare-Inn". Do not miss seeing these 4wo attractive houses and deciding which you would choose for your hptae. Often questions arise as to bow to-set the table and what is the correct method of serving. A table will be set for dinner to be served by the host, as is done in the most families. Ladies in this booth will be glad to demonstrate the method of serving or answer any questions about table setting. $ An attractive booth that will be in charge of the Crystal Lake Home Bureau, will be an exhibit of handwork. Many types of fancywork, and handicraft work will be exhibited which may offer some suggestions to women who are interested in learning of something new in this type of work. A very complete display of new labor saving equipment will be exhibited and demonstrated. Have you seen the new pastry flakers that save so much labor, or even the seven in one fibre cutter? These are two aricles that will be displayed that save, a great deal of hard labor. A set of Chinese kitchen equipment will show the great contrast between our methods of preparing food and those used in the Orient V*. • r" " - 1 ."uL * " Potatoes 1 7,^'." # • t will h&Ve a carload of Dusty Rnrals on track some time during the week of Oct. $5. Oearanteed to be right. PhoiM 3 and place ortfo# The usual SPECIAL PRICES on meats win prevail again Saturday, Better avail of this saving. **-V . * ' V , . " ' ^ A Phone 3 Trade at West McHenry, HI and Ebost Your Owi Community ' y<- " -- 4 k THERE IS AN ATTRACTIVENESS TO THE NEW DE8IGN8 IN BEDROOM FURNITURE WE ARE SHOWING FOR FALL THAT WILL APPEAL TO THE HOUSEWIFE WHO LIKES TO MATTE HSR BEDROOMS CHARMING. ]ac«b Susten & Son * ! WHY BELONG TO HOME BUREAU? This question is often asked by women who know little about organization and the work that it accomplishes. A number of Home Bureau members were asked to list some of the things they gained from the organization so these will be quoted to answer this often asked questionsc I. Learn to arrange housework so more time is available to 'do other things. Can dress more suitably in relation to coloring and figure. 3. Give the family better food. 4. Gain much from exchanging ideas with others. • 5. Have a feeling of fellowship with many other women. 6. Learn the latest methods of canning. 7. Receive helps in gardening., 8. Learn to better kitchen equipment 9. Use more vegetables. 10. Learn many short cuts and valuable helps in sewing. II. Have arranged kitchen to save steps. 12 Know what home furnishings are f>est to buy. 13. Better equipped to ba a good citizen. ~ 14. Can get many articles of equipment at a saving in price. 15. Made a dress form. 16. Give more thought to the kinds of food prepared for the family. ' 17. Have an opportunity to meet educational leaders. 18. Can buy more intelligently. Ai,! :V Happy Apart The little girl on the street car was jammed in between two very large people, who crushed her with every jolt of the car. Finally one of them left the car and with an audible sigh of relief Betty exclaimed: "Oh, how nice It la now--ao lovely aad loose.'* Earliest Kind of Soap • Mankind at a very early period in Its history discovered the necessity of soap to remove dirt aad grease. The first soap, it is said, was made of goats' tallow and the ashes of beachwood. A Sporty Car AA In Deaver Post--"Refined, tither attractive, fun-loving, forty-year-old widow, still with young ideas, would like te meet gentleman with car of like lacliaatioas.'^Boston Tranacript T--r R U v NOW §t these amazingly GUM-DIPPED BALLOONS -'? We have cut the price of these famous tires to a point where they 4i*e ^ow 20% less than a year ago. These are the genuine Full-Size; Gum-Dipped Balloons--made only by Firestone. The extra economy, safety and comfort of these wonderful tires are built in by Gum-Dip* ping--Firestone's EXTRA process. Gum-Dipping impregnates every cord and insulates every fiber with rubber--minimizes internal friction and gives the tire carcass greater flexibility and strength. These extra values of Gum-Dipped tires are particularly noticeable on country roads. We imwiiact r--I bifgihw to OLDFIELD TIRES These big, oversize, good looking tires--made and guaranteed by Firestone--are the lowest-priced quality tires--and you can see them right in our store before you buy. No freight or express charges to' pay--no delay in delivery--we put them on your car for you--and continue to give you our regular service on them. Note these low prices for dependable tires. Come in today. 30x3 Cord _L_$7.98 30x2 1-2 Reg. Cord $9.25. i 30x3 1-2 Oversize Cord 102$ 32x4 Cord -- 16.95 • t - # • • 12 Cerd 29x4.40 Balloon Other sizes equally as low in price Mof or Sales m. Central Garage Johaibnrg, m.