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--'f >- .*f* z. 5.. • **? ;$ THE M'HBNRY rtJUSMALSR, THUMDAY, OCT. 38, 1928 »s®i :.m TOLO T^r W f J : The La(Hes' Aid of the If. B. efcmch . say It's Ifay turn to write the news today. And it runs into this head of mine, That I might put "the news" in rhyme Or blank-verse, I should say, Tho some will call it poor poetry. Mrs. Harold Stroker, of Gilmer, was seen ' At Douglas Wait's, Tuesday, with Norma and Jean. The Ben-well's of Gurnee, on Friday, did roam s. To Volo, to the Bert Vasey home. There they spent the week-end thru, Ijoyd and Irene and children'two. T*e Townsend twins to "Vukegan did go -On Saturday night to see a show. Many mushroom-pickers are to be be seen Rooming over the fields so u.iesii I understand, the Blazes, there Had the sheriff come to take care Of the intruders, who were many, And the mushrooms they gathered in plenty. Mrs. Joe Vasey went to spend The week-end at Yorkville with her friend. A cousin of Mrs. John Rosing's came On Tuesday, to visit her just the same. Mr. Paul Schwan, of Chicago--his name. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Wagner were able To come and spend Sunday with Mabel. The Walton carpenters, 'tis said, Are building Douglas Wait a shed. Mrs. Levi Wait and family, on Saturday eve Expects her sister, Mrs. Edward Steeve, To visit her a day or two, In honor of their wedding true. The Boehmer's of Wauconda on Sunday did come To visit D. V. Wait's in their home. The Brick School announces a social fine , ® -.1 HANSEN BARONET Genuine importeif fJape] at a special price New fall gloves from Hansen are nowoo in our window--specialty priced to«tartyou out this season with Hansen®. The Baronet is of fine imported leather with latest wide-stitch English seams. There's no smarter, longer wearing glove made, at this special price--$3.50. It's die style you want--and die price Hps,1Mbuy now." Stop Your Pain With CRIMSON HEAT Analgesic Try ft--Time it--Watch Pain and Soreness Vansb TK'H Bay it's majric. the war thia enemy of Pain works its way through the pores of your •Vin. and draws the blood from the congested, painful joints and muscles to the aorface-- removing the cause of pain Immediately and giving you almost instant relief. The pain stops right offvanishes; the soreness of joints and muscles disappears. Joints that could not be moved without agonizing pun become •apple, limber and free. Sora muscles that have caused pain with every little exertion. blood being drawn away from the congested part to the surface. A comforting feeling soothing feeling " with iMtiiilese agaiu. imagine the Joy at such relief--immediately. Colds in cheat are ^ujckty relieved by CRIMSON Ci fcnan llaat Psnetrslss Rmrt Through tksSldn All you need do togetrelief with wanderfu) CRIMSON BEAT is to take • little CRIMSON HEAT StOpt llMM Paint Right Off Ooids kt Ohost Rheumatism Soro Joints Stiff Nook Muuki ii ok* a Httie « •art. You'll see the pens .... ganattal*. | getting CBniSoSS^tA'F^S'Sos sad gq Than as yon eontinne the castle tombing for a I will be eaovfaoed. See for youwall a at a fas. •Hnsrat or two hat* yon begin to aee the | tuba at fflniwflM £ygeO(t dng* of warmth quickly follow*. due to the relief of the congestion, and it the surprising realization that the pain has gone, vanished. disappeared entirely, and that you are free from your stubborn misery at last -- so quickly that you can scarcely realize that it is actually true. Hwdrsds Know This By Expertsnce If *ou suffer yon ahoaU Know what a blessing thia remarkable, penetrating, pain* killing aintment la to pain racked people. Think what Ik would mean to be rid of year nagging pain and aoraaeea. Make op your mind to get rid of it right now with CRIMSON HEAT, just M hundreds at others are doing thia very moment, ftamamhaa. CRIMSON HEAT stope pain and srirsnssa mty time. Be aura to ask for it by name-- CRIMSON HEAT. Do net Insist an iwMwitng slew at tba tor the I gist. THOMAS P. BOLGER 'The McHenry Druggist" * • * Ice Cream ii for Hallowe'en Entertainments A Hallowe'en Party just wouldn't be complete unless you served a liberal dish of McHenry Ice Cream to each guest. Place your order now and it will be delivered as ordered. ^JThen you say ice say "M'HENRY." doa*tforgat to also To be held in the evening, Oct. 29. Good mnsic and dancing1 •will be there, So everyone come and get your share Of the fun and laughter, refreshments free, And dance with the crowd 'til half past three. Mrs. John Rosing on Monday went To Chicago, the day and evening spent. Dm* Thompsons at- Libertyville, friends of old* Attended the Fair, at the church at Volo x On Oct. 22nd, tho the night was cold. The Dunker's came, too, from Crystal Lake, , I suppose it was "For old times sake. Also the Benw€ll's, of Gurnee, came, too To see our church Fair thru. The Fair was fine, well all agree, For we made quite a bit of money. The popular slogan, so they say, Is, "Do you think it will rain again today?" There are no more news this time So pardon me, friends on this rhyme For the mistakes I've made and blunders, too, Are not far apart, nor very few. t)ear Editor, please pay us the amount • For the items, herein, you can count. Eighteen in number, I guess But, dear ffle, what a terrible mess! --Mrs. Levi L. Wait. The committee reports that the net proceeds of the Volo Fair are $90.43. All wool dress goods, splendid ma ings for school wear at Erickson's Dept. Store. 21 ®LQ0T/ & ELMO SCOTT WATSON Doctor Dover's Busy Life APIRATE'S life was, of necessity, one filled with action, but It Is doubtful if any of the brethren •f the coast ever had a more varied career than Dr. Thomas Dover. He educated at Galus college, Cantbridge, England, where he took the degree of bachelor of medicine, alter which he practiced his profession at llristol. Then in 1708 some adventurous streak In his character asserted Itaeif and he sailed from Bristol with Cajpt. Woodes Rogers on a privateerk »t cruise of the South Seas. Although Doctor Dover knew nothfct of navigation he insisted upon being placed in command of one of the stilpe and apparently made good at the new Job from the start Soon •fter they had rounded Cape Eforn they observed a light on the Island of Juan Fernandez and Dover went ashore the next morning. There he discovered the lone inhabitant of the island, Alexander Selkirk, the original of Robinson Crusoe. \ Soon afterwards Rogers and Dover overhauled a Spanish ship, took possession of her and reehristened her the Bachelor. Dover was put in command and in April, 1709, he sacked the city of Guayaquil. Some of his Crew fell victims to the plague from Bleeping In a church where some bodies had recently been buried. The •doctor commander took heroic measures. He bled each sick man. drawing off 100 ounces of blood! Dover's next prise was the rich ship. Acapulco, from which he obtained k»ot valued at more than a million pounds sterling. Then he sailed on around the world and returned to Bristol In October, 1711, where he decided to give up piracy and return to his old profession. He became one of the most noted physicians In London anil wrote a book which ran into many editions. Incidentally In this book he n>conynended large doses of quicksliver for every conceivable malady. This book won him the nickname of {be "Quicksilver Doctor." It Is doubtful if any other pirate leader has so many claims to fame •S this "Quicksilver Doctor" who is remembered because he was a success In two professions. Invented Dover's powders, rescued Alexander Selkirk ftnd wrote an extraordinary book, "The Ancient Physician's Legacy to Bis Country." 'ft IMS. Waatam N«wipap*r.Oil(4). v t{ "THE LINKS REF' EREE•' J Interpretation* of the Holes t of Golf ' McHenry Ice Cream Co.: , J | Wj INNIS BROWN t * (Managing Editor, The American * 0 Golfer) j 7\e fallowing case came up to the officials of a club for a decision recently, and they ask a correct interpretation of the rules. The fourth green of the course is located on d plateau with a steep slope leading up from the fairway. A player's ball stopped on this slope, and while he was placing his feet firmly to play the stroke, the hall started rolling and rolled back to the bottom of the slope. First, is the player penalized f Second, can the ball be replaced without penalty t The point to this last question is that standing where the ball lay, the player could see the hdle, but from the bottom of the slope he could not even see the flag in position. Unless the player in his prepara tloas to play his next stroke had soled his cipb, he is net liable to any penalty for the ball's moving. If he had already soled It, then he muft be consld ered to have caused the ball to move and so loses a stroke. The rule provides that If h player's ball moves after he has taken his stance and grounded his club he is deemed to have made It move. However, if the player had moved any loose object within a dub length of the ball, then he mast be con*!d<*red to have caused he ball to move. The ball may not be replaced, but must be played from where It stops. This would apply whether the player is penalized or not: tn other words, whether be Is consld srsd to have made It move or netS>^. t0 »r «lu B*U ALONG LIFE'S : TRAIL :'WZ Bf THOMAS ARKLE CLARK Dtu of X«a, 1 nlvrralty of IUtaoU. PERSISTENCE OF HABIT MRS. GALPIN" was sitting on her front porch as I rode by ibis morning, rocking and wearing a worn blue calico dress with high collar and long full skirt and under It two ample jn-tilooats, I have no doubt. 1 might have supposed, had I not known better, that Mrs, Oalpin was a working woman who had Just done the week's cleaning or hall got, out the family washing and had come out onto the cool shady porch for a little breathing spell before taking up more strenuous labors. Quite the contrary Is true. "Mrs. Galpln is a woman of means who has BO need tp wield a broom or to blister her knuckles on a washboard, or even to manipulate one of latest models ip electric washing m#chln$p. She tolls not, neither does she spin. She has fine feathers for occasions, and when she puts them on she is as gay a. looking bird as there is In town. In wearing the old calico dress she shows herself the slave of habit, as we all are. The Galpins were pretty poor when they started out In life, and Mrs. Galpln was never a very careful or tidy person when it came to dress. The blue calico wore well and "showed the dirt" less than some other shades, so it became her most fitting dally toilet. Her husband prospered as time went on; she had no need to work at all. She could sit at her leisure all day long if she chose; hut In the mornings, always, she stuck by the blue calico. It was a habit which she could not break. Habits begin early, and we are little likely to change them after we are grown. Mildred has Just engaged herself to Ralph and she expects to lead him to the altar within a few months. On the whole she approves him, but there are a number of details In his makeup which she hopes to modify. He smokes, he sits up late at night reading, and it takes the combined efforts of the entire family to rouse him In time for the train Into the city In the morning. He Is careless in his dress, and seldom has his hair In order. All these thin?* Mildred plans to correct so that within a few months she may have a model husband. It is a pleasing hallucination under which she is laboring. She hasn't one chance in a hundred of changing him. Hab\ts persist Plaindealers at Bolgefs Some Long Train* "Major," said the Office Boy, T want some information. This morninsr I told a Hollander that our trains were so long In this country that the locomotives would be out of his country before the caboose got In. Then the Hollander said. 'So long!' Now, was he commenting on the great length of the train or WAS he saying good-by?" Practice Little Kindnesses The true worth of a g-jntleman Is revealed, not in his fashioyable clothes or hanghty demeanor, but his regard for the rights of others. 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