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m, THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALER, THURSDAY, FEB. 24, 1927 *IHOWOOD:„; Mrs. Lewis Schroeder spent Tuesday afternoon in Hebron, her moth^jj, Mm. Jessie Trow accompanied her home. Mrs. Ben Justen spent Tuesday Morning in the Ellen Hall home. Mrs. Lewis Hall left for Manitowac on Wednesday morning, where she will spend the remainder of the winter. M. L. Welter was a recent caller atPistakee Bay. » Farm Loans 5%, 5V4% or 5Wfo, depending on value of land per acre Prompt Service SAVINGS BANK OF KEWANEE Kewanee, Illinoii --- c. W. KLONTZ, M. D.V,; Physician and Surgeon (AJso treating all diseases of the Eye", Kar. Nose and Throat and doing Refraction) Office Hours--8 to 9 a. m.. 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays by Appointment Office at Residence--Kent Home-- South of City Hall, Waukegan St. Phone 181 McHenry, I1L WM. M. CARROLL Lawyer Ofice with Kent & Company Every Wednesday Phone 34 McHenry, III telephone No. 108-R. Stof fel & Reihansperger Insurance agents for all classes of properly in the best companies. WEST McHENRY, ILLINOIS J. W. WORTH »tBLIC ACCOUNTANT Audits Systems Income and Inheritance Tax Matters Member of Public Accountants Association of Illinois Fione 206-J McHenry, HI Phone 126-W. Reasonable Rates Abe Lawrence, and Matt Welter •pent Wednesday at the Great Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Schroeder spent Wednesday afternoon in Elgin Mrs. G. A. Stevens spent Wednesday at Richmond with friends. Mrs. Lewis Schroeder spent Tuesday afternoon at Woodstock. Edward Bell has rented his home to Mr. and Mrs. Frank Adams and will live with his daughter Mrs. Bertha Esch of Spring Grove. Quite a few from Ringwood attended the M. W. A. meeting at Lake Geneva on Tuesday evening. Henry Foss of McHenry was a Wednesday afternoon caller in Ringwood. Andrew Hawley and Miss Bernice Smith, spent Wednesday evening in the home of Mrs. D. C .Bacon of N. Crystal Lake. .. £ f Miss Cora Beth spent Wednesday ijfternoon at Woodstock. Mrrj Leslie 'Olsen was a recent Visitor with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Y, H. Speaker of Richmond. V Raymond Hall is improving at this Writing. : Mr. and Mrs. Charles Stephen sen Spent Wednesday afternoon at the County-seat. < Mrs. Laura Brown spent Thursday at Janesville. i Weldon Gratton of Woodstock was a week-end guest of his uncle John Buckland. Miss Briggs of Elgin was a recent guest of her friend Miss Flora Taylor. The Home Circle meets with Mrs. E. C. Hawley March 9, assisted by Mrs. Mable Hawley and Mrs. Frank Hitchens. Mrs. Clyde Clark and family of Ostend visited with her father last Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Carr, and her mother, Mrs. Walter Peatt of Greenwood spent, Friday afternoon m the home of Mrs. Lora Brown. A. H. SCHAEFEB Braying McHENRY, ILLINOIS tasare-b Swe-losanace WITHa-- fVm. G. Schreiner Auctioneering OFFICE AT RESIDENCE • RU>M 93-R MCHENRY, ILL fr KUNZ BROTHERS Local and Long Distanct Hauling 91-B McHenry, DL Old Fashioned Buckwheat or Self-Rising Buckwheat We Have Them Both This is the time of year when buckwheat cakes are mighty good. Order today. Manufactured by Ncllenr) flour Mills W«r McHenry, ft to the on Used Car 1 / k M DENTISTS DRS. MeCHESNEY & BROWN (Incorporated) Dr. L W. Brown Dr. R. Ml Walker Established over 50 years and still doing business at the old stand Pioneers in First Class Dentistry at] Moderate Prices Ask your neighbors and Friends about us. J& E. Cor. Clark and Randolph St. 145 N. Clark St., Chicago Iffiaily 8 to 5, Sundays 9 to 11 Phone Central 2047 M6 Is a prescription for Ookls, Grippe, Flu, Dengue Bilious Fever and Malaria ft Mb tk» genu 88 •tapuMa Twicel® Told Tales Interesting Bits of News Taken From the Columns of tlw Piaindealer Fifty and Twenty-five Years A«« &AGS0K *3£XtS * February, 1877 The game law of Illinois prohibits the shooting of deer, turkeys, prairie chickens and pheasants from Jan. 1 to Aug 15; of quails and woodcock, from Jan. 1 to Oct. 1, and geese, snipe and water fowls, from April 15 to Aug 15. The McHenry market quotes the following prices for this week; butter 25 cents, eggs 12% cents, lard 13 cents, cheese 12% cents and potatoes $1.00 per bushel. Chickens are quoted ; en's All used cars offered to the public shall be hone catly represented. If a car I* (titrable only for a mechanic who can rebuild It, or for (OIMOM who azpccu only a few montha* rough usage on a camping trip, k mux be told on that haait. Each CM muat be told for Just what it U. 2 All Studebaker automo biles which are sold at CERTIFIED CARS have been properly reconditioned, and carry a 30-day guaraxv> tee for replacement of defeo tive parts and free service on adjustment'« , Thin it po«tble beetle treftteflAottt reserve mileage has been built into every Studebaker, which it ia impo» tible to exhaust in yeari* 3 Every used car is conspicuously marked with its price in plain figures, and that price, just as the price of our new cars, is rigidly main* tained. -- T h e p u b l i c c a n d e a l i n c o a U t a c t and cafety only with the dealer whoM 1 •' policy i* "one price only--the lama price to all." For, to *ell can on this bails, every one of th. m mUftt bt honaady priced to begin witb 4 Every purchaser of a used car may drive it for five days, and then, if not satisfied for any reason, turn it back and apply the money paid as a credit on the purchase of any other car in stock--new or used. It U immtd, of (ootn, that the cm haanot been *ma*hed up by catliaion ^ . or other accident in the meantime. • The Studebaker Corporation of America H. & M. Motor Sales Phone 188 McHenry, Illinois as live, 5 to 6 cents per pound, while turkeys sold for 8 and 10 cents. The choicest brands of flour to be found in the west are made by Hanley & Sons. No Half Patent or Humbug. Gentle spring, ethereal mildness seems to have come. Warm summer days, dry roads, hens hunting for nests, loafers on the street corners again, colds in the head and down in the throat, and lingering woodpiles, all combine to decieve and defraud us into dispensing with undergarments. It is a fraudulent return, however, and should be promptly discountenanced. M. Engeln, gun-smith, has removed his shop to the building formerly used as a dressmakers shop opposite Perry & Martin's store, where he can hereafter be found ready to do any work in his line on short notice and in a workmanlike manner.-^ George Schreiner is 'treating his building to a new coat of paint. Fr* Hechtle is doing the job. A. H. Hanley & Sons will please accept our thanks for a sack of very nice buckwheat flour. It was certainly as fine as any we have ever used. E. M. Owen has ornamented the front of his warehouse with a new and tasty sign. > February, 1902 N. J. Justen will probably build a cottage this spring on his lot near the house now occupied by M. J. Walsh. It will be a model residence in every sense of the word. After March 1 the condensed milk factpry whistle will blow at 1 o'clock and six o'clock. Bear this in mind and you will not be confused when the change is made. T. P. Walsh swept the floor of his work shop yesterday. Just another one of Tom's jokes--and his jokes are always new. The local merchant cannot afford to carry good things in variety if you spend your dollars in the city and your cents at home. A. C. Mathews has leased the Burke market on Water street, having purchased the fixtures and tools and will open the place for business about March 1, with a Ml line of meats. On last Friday Game Warden G. W. Glynn caused the arrest of Nick Schumacher, John Stilling, John Munch. Jos. Cobb, Nick Pitzen, and Will Coats for fishing through the ice, the warden claiming to have caught them in the act, even having the exact hour and minute at which the fish were landed. We wish to call your attention to the anouncements at the head of the editorial column. Peter Niesen and M. J. Freund solicit your votes and support in their candidacy for collector. They are both capable men and you will do well by supporting either one of them. Sary Jane said she'd like to go down south and spend a week or so in Florida or New Orleans; she thinks she'd like the southern scenes, the orange groves and cotton fields. Most ev'ry time their cotton yields a right good crop the price goes down, and that's why farmers move to town. No wonder them folks in the south is feelin' down about the mouth, in Florida the hurricane has give that boom of theirs a pain, and now with cotton down in price them folks ain't feelin' very nice. They've all gone at it with a will to pass McNary-Haugbill, they're climbin' right into the nest with us folks in the Middle West. They need the tourists' money, so I guess my wife and I, will go down where the 8un shines all the year and folks don't have to be in fear of radiators freezin' up or have to cover up the pup. The way that winter'3 startin' in we'll freeze the whiskers on our chin before the springtime rolls around and thaws the frost from out' the ground. Sary Jane thinks it would be fine down south of Mason Dixon line, so there ain't nothing left to do but just to check our baggage through and while the hired man chops ice we'll be down where it's warm and nice! Smart little Willie said he lOnge'd to be big enough to make his mother wash her feet and go to bed just once. ' Much Sugar in Corn fa a bushel of corn there are approximately 34 pounds of starch, and depending upon what the market demands the amount of sugar extracted from this starch varies from a few pounds to all of the 34. In actual commercial practice only 8 or 10 pounds of suptr are taken out of the ^average bushel of corn today, but the entire 34 poundi of starch could be converted into sugar if necessary. "I never saw such goings on! I saw Samantha actually smile at that young man with the mutton chop side whiskers! She*s only nineteen years old, too! I wonder what her mother would say!" "Do tell! Look at the way she's dancing that square dance! I believe she wants the men to see her ankles! And isn't her dress cut lowf I can almost see her collar-bone! The brazen thing!" "She has powder on! What's her mother thinking of! Look! Look Quick! I'm not sure, but I think I saw her pantalettes!" "Well, I do say! I'll tell you what I saw last night! The hussy has no modesty at all! Her curtains weren't pulled down and there was a young man in the parlor. And he--now I wouldn't want this repeated--he was looking at her stereoscope!" "Great Heavens! Where was her mother? IH tell you that things •were different when we were young!" DOLLARS BbtffBLS DUTY S Flame Draw* the Moth - Jfature is like that In everything. Nearly all of the poisop plants that are "bad for you" are brightly colored and attractive.--New York Telegram. | "I have a few hints which I would like to pass on to the small town storekeeper. I am a farmer and know .absolutely nothing of the first principles of merchandising, but country storekeepers have been telling me how to run my business for the past twenty years and I wish to reciprocate. "Eiicourage the village loafer, to make your place his headquarters. The farm woman is often bashful. If she has to make her way to the counter through a fog of cigarette smoke, stumbling over several pairs of feet enroute, it may help her to overcome this painful shyness. "If a farmer customer shows sighs of being in a hurry, always tell a funny story before you wait on him. Your audience doesn't matter, a traveling salesman will do, just so you tell one. This teaches the farmer patience and patience is a trait of character which should be developed by all farmers, especially the noes who believe that a Farm Relief bill will soon be put through the Senate. "During periods of low prices and financial depression, always assure your fanner friends that they are sitting pretty. Tell them that if they were in your shoes they might have cause for complaint. If some welldressed salesman will horn in at this point and say that he can see nothing wrong with the farming industry as a whole, adding that his father used to raise corn for ten cents a bushel, it will send the farmer home in a more cheerful frame of mind." UT a song of confidence, of indepen- , of prestige in your life; Start a favings account today %dtht the, dollars you save by shopping on our great bargain day. Fox River Valley State Bank The Bank That Helps You Qet Ahead .:c.v DOUBLE DUTY DOLLAR :V:i • $ DOLLARS DO DOUBLE DUTY DOLLAR DAY $ SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1927 , The Piaindealer iob department is ready to give you assistance in working out your ledger and loose leaf problems. McHenry Cartage Service Company We specialize in hauling rubbish, ashes, cans, etc. We will make weekly calls. • We will also do expressing of all kinds ftt reasonablo ratoa. m for Quick Service Call •SMcHenry 38 fantriai Middle NATIONAL TEA CO. every QUALITY GROCERS National Furuisie PLEASE NOTE Not only tfeeitema appearing in our advertisements but all merchandise at all times on a money-saving basis. Soap P & G White Naptha 30 bars $1.00 Chipso Large Package 5 pkffs- $1.00 Beans Campbell's or Van Gamp's 12 cans $1.00 Raisins Thompson's Seedless 10 lbs. $100 Salmon Ghoice Pink, Tall Can * 0 cans $-1 .00,f . Flour Hazel Brand --Limit 1 Sack 244 ib». $1-00 Jello 12 Pkgs- $100 Peaches American Home No. 2Vi can 4 cans $100 Pineapple American Home Sliced, No 2% can 4 cans $100 Combination CORN AND PEAS H* 2 Cans £ cans of each $1.00 National Tea Store Green and Elm Streets McHenry, DL