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THE M H1NRY PLAINDEALER, THURSDAY, MARCH 3,1927 :iU K Sit Farm Loans 5 fc, 5*4% or 5V2%, depending _ on value of land per aqxe , , Prompt Service • » % -SAVINGS BANK (MP ) % KEWANEE Kevtanee, Illinois 0. W. KLONTZ, M. D. Physician and Surgeon (Alto treating all diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat and doing Refraction) Office Hoars--8 to 9 a. m., 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays by Appointment Phone 181 McHenry, 111. WM. M. CARROLIr Lawyer v Office with Kent & Compaay Every Wednesday Phone 34 - McHenry, 111. Telephone No. 108-R. Stoffel & Reihansperger Insurance agents for all classes of property in the be$t companies. WEST McHENRY, :: ILUNOIS J. W. WORTH PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT Audits Systems Income and Inheritance Tax Matters - Member of Public Accountants Association of Illinois Phone 206-J McHenry, 111. Phone 126-W. Reasonable Rates A. H. SCHAEFER Draying McHENRY, ILLINOIS Insure-In Sore-Insurance WITH , * Wm. G. Schreiner Auctioneering OFFICE AT RESIDENCE Phone 93-R McHENRY. ILL FARM BiLL VETOED BY PRES. COOLIDGE Declares Measure Would Help Middlemen Only; Now Dead Until December. Feed We make our own POULTRY SCRATCH AND MASH Both excellent feeds and prices moderate. Try a Sack Today NcHenr) Flour Mills Wes' McHenry, 111. DENTISTS --DRS. McCHESNEY & BROWN (Incorporated) .Dr. I. W. Brown Dr. R. M. Walker Established over 50 years and still doing business at the old stand Pioneers in First Class Dentistry at Moderate Prices Ask your neighbors and Friends about us. S. E. Cor. Clark and Randolph St. 145 N. Clark St., Chicago Daily 8 to 5, Sundays 9 to 11 Phone Central 2047 Washington.--President Coolidge vetoed the McNary-Haugen farm relief bill and in a vigorous message to congress, explaining his action, declared that the bill was unconstitutional ; that it would not benefit the farmer, and that it was unworkable. The President's veto kills any chance for farm relief legislation until next December, as there is no chance of enactment of the measure over the veto, nor is there time to put through any other program in the week remaining of the present session. While the principal ground for the veto was its stated unconstitutionality, supported by a ten-page opinion from the attorney general, Mr. Coolidge literally hacked the bill to pieces with his criticism of It The unconstitutionality was based upon that section which would limit the President in his choice of men to comprise the federal board which [would administer the act. This was interpreted by the attorney general to violate the constitutional appointive power of the President. - But, aside from that, Mr. Coolidge said: ' "The chief objection to the bill Is that it would not benefit tbe farmer. "It* Afrould not succeed in providing a practical method of controlling the •agricultural surplus, which is the heart of the whole problem. . . . "The administrative difficulties Involved are sufficient to wreck the p l a n " 1 . . . "The bill would subject the whole agricultural industry to the tyranny of bureaucratic regulation and cont r o l . . . . ^The bill would impose the burden of its support tp a large degree upon farmers who would not benefit by it. . . . "The whole effect of the plan will he to continuously stimulate American production and to pile up Increasing surpluses beyond the world dem a n d . . . . "The bill Is essentially a price-fixing bill. . . ." These were but a few of the barbed shafts by Mr. Coolidge in the course of a message that ran nearly 8,000 words. "The difficulty with this particular measure," the President said, "is that it is not framed to aid the farmers as a whole and it is furthermore calculated to injure rather than promote the public welfare. "It Is axiomatic that progress is made through building on good foundations that already exist. For many years . . . balanced and diversified farming has been regarded by thoughtful farmers and scientists as the safeguarding of our agriculture. The bill under consideration throws this aside as of no consequence. "The measure discriminates against products which make up what has universally been considered a program of safe farming. The bill upholds as ideals of American farming the men who grow cotton, corn, rice, swine, tobacco and wheat and nothing else. These are to be given special favors at tbe expense of the farmer who toiled for years to build up a constructive farming enterprise to include a variety of crops and live stock. "The bill singles out a Tew products, chiefly sectional, and proposes to raise the prices of these regardless of the fact that thousands of other farmers would be directly penalized." Twice Told Tales •m -,mu (•tores ting Bits of News Takos From the Columns of tl|| Plaindeale# Fifty ahd - ^ **et»ty-«ve YeBtr-" Ago SCTEB5? 1 March, 1877 Charles Rouse has removed his barber shop to the rooms over the gun shop opposite Perry & Martin's, where he can hereafter be found, with sharp razors, clean towels, and a neat and tasty arranged shop, ready to give you a good shave at all reasonable hours. We learn there is a prospect of the old steamer "Athlete" being brought back here this spring, for use between McHenry and the lalces. She has been repaired and improved since leaving here and we hope the rumor may prove true. ^ 1 The snow storm put a sudden stop*to the new buildings, and work will not probably be resumed until the weather moderates. P. D. Smith ^however, has resumed work excavating his cellar and will probably have it ready to commence laying the wall as soon as it gets warmer. The frame of Bishop's building is up and it is partly sided. We would call the attention of our readers to the advertisement of John B. Blake, furniture dea]er, to be found. in this paper. His stock is large and complete, and his prices to suit the times. The new Boot and Shoe shop, in Howe's block, is conducted by Hermann Kunze, who is a workman of experience, and is now ready to manufacture boots and shoes to order, from the finest to the coarsest, on short notice and warrant them as represented. He uses none but the best of stock and will make you as Rev Loud Talker come along yesterday morning jpst as Will <B. Drunker were a-bawling out Hi Jinks an' he were a-cursing hjm something fierce. Will's consid'ablfc fluent with languagew hen he starts a-swearing, but finely he run out o' breath an' Rev. says, "Will," says he, "do you expect to go to heaven when you die?" he says. "That's right, Rev., says Will, "Don't you worry about me none," he says. "When,I die I'm not a-going to be left outtathe cold," says he. - , Heza Ducc, says "our Grocer's stock of choice, early-model Spring hats, are all alike, arrived 'the first of the week, An' he made the fatal mistake of sellin' the first one to Miss Ava Dupois, the homliast girl in Pea Ridge." • Sary Jane she got sick last week, she got a cold and couldn't speak and while I didn't kick at that, the trouble is, while she is flat upon her back, laid up in bed, I have to run the stand instead and bake the cookies and the pies, my cookin'd never take a prize. The pie crust that I make is tough, my customers soon git enough, they never pass their plate again, they take a bite or two, and then they turn and beat it for the door and never do come back no more. I cannot seem to sell my eats, there ain't much cash in my receipts, the profits that we used to make are ruined by my heavy cake. The folks go by and pass me up, they never stop to dine or sup, some stop to ask if wife is well, but they . . . . * . d o n ' t s t a y t o r e s t a s p e l l a n d b u y good a boot or shoe for the money as fried chicken ofrn me. They look Oh, horse, you are a wonderful thing; no buttons to push; no horn to honk; you start yourself; nq^clutch to slip; no spark to miss; no gears to strip; no license to buy each year, with plates to screw on front and rear; no gas bills climbing up each day, stealing the joy of motoring away; no speed cops chugging in your rear, yelling summons in your ear. Your inner tubes are a]l O. K., und, thank the Lord, they stay that way. Your frame is good for many a mile; your body never changes style; your wants are few and easy met; you've something on the auto ye*- n~r A 1n * far Country announced that on a certain day she would consider offers for her hand. The day came, and with it a host of noble suitors. One by one the noblemen passed in front of the royal throne, but she gave no sign until a very old prince, the richest of the lot, knelt and kissed her hand, murmuring: "I will die for you, my queen!" \ The princess smiled and assigned the white-haired man to a vacant chair beside her. Then a handsome but,poor £oung duke came and knelt before the maid. "I will live for*you!" he vowed fiercely. "I am yours," answered the princess in a low voice, "juSt^s soon as the old one dies." can be found in the northwest. Below is a report given of B class in spelling during the two weeks ending March 2, 1877. Ada Granger, 180: Dorr Kennedy, 7-180; Charles Slafter, 7-180; Addie Alexander, 1-200; Eloise Waite, 3-160; Be]le Stoddard, 180; Addie McOmber, 180; Ettie Beers, 1-180; Jennie Beers, 1- 180; Mattie McOmber, 1-100; Effic Curtis, 3-180; Emma Gregory, 1-180, Mary Hogan, 180; Jennie Searles, 2- 180; Hattie Tilton, 3-140; Eugene Perkins, 2-140. S. D. Baldwin, prin- 666 Is a prescription for Colds, Grippe, Flu, Dengue Bilious Fever and Malaria It kills the germs 38 Crimson Heat KSKSMS Others may claim to be as (rood, bat then It no Bubstitute for -- CRIMSON HEAT A Rub for P«in«, Aches and Sor*n«M t The First Aid For CaMi In Chest, Neuritis, Nauralgla, Rheumatic Pains, Lumbago, Stiff Meek, Headache, 11 arl> anhi. Ctvup, Sprains, Aching Feet, tore Joints and Muscles. Use it wherever pain, inflammation, congestion ©r itching exist*. A houiiehold necessity--keep it on band always. Insist upon getting the j^nuine CRIMSON HEAT. Look for trademark on package. In handy tubes, 60c. Your druKffi*t will set it for you. Or if you prefer will eend It postpaid upon receipt of price. JTHE ALTKN CO.. 1127 PineSt.. St. Louis, Mq. THOMAS P. BOLGER "The McHenry Druggist" •i Loose leaf work is a -specialty of |ji» Plaindealer job department. Shanghai Gives Tommy Atkins Rousing Welcome Shanghai. -- While eight British transports rushed under full speed to beat the Cantonese troops to Shanghai, companies of Tommies, debarking from Jhe steamer Megantic, landed amid the cfieers of hundreds of British residents. Major General Duncan was in charge of the British troops called from overseas to defend their fellow nationals in Shanghai. As the eager English soldiers, looking from every porthole of the former White Star liner, were curried to a lahdlng place a. demonstration occurred on the docks. Soap factories, mills, schools and apartment houses were turned Into barracks. The British soldiers overflowed these places to the American Columbia Country club on the outskirts of the settlement. Meanwhile Gen. Chang Chungchang, war lord of Shantung and ally of Chang Tso-lln, Peking and Manchurian boss,, returned from Sunkiang with the declaration that he can muster a million men and "drive the C®B* tonese Into the sea." , ~ March. 1902 The Plaindealer has secured the contract for printing J. V. Buckland's annual nursery price list. They are now in press and will soon be ready for mai]ing. The offerings of butter at the Elgin butter market amounted to 7,500 founds, and the official market was made firm at 27 cents. Mr. and Mrs. R. O. Lamphere will soon occupy the cottage between Chapell's store and the bank building, on Green street. The building is being throughly renovated. Barbian Bros, are considering the idea of constructing a two story addition to the rear of their building on the corner of Elm and Green streets. The ever increasing popularity of their cigars necessitates more room for manufacturing purposes and storage room. John Weber, son of Math Weber the carpenter, comes a long ways from being a novice at the carpenter business himself. Hhe has just finished a too] chest which is a beauty, being a perfect job of poining, made of hard wood, all the parts being glued together as well as nailed. It is a piece of work ;of which Jolhti may. feel proud. Willie Nickels was the victim of a surprise party at the home of his br >tber, Charles, Tuesday evening, it benle: his eighteenth birthday anniversary. Progressive cinch was the prin suspiciously, by gee, at my doughnuts and like as not, they sniff about my coffee pot but if I pour them out a cup they turn and start their motor uo and wave their hand and off they go, so I ain't makin' any dough. The secret of a man's success lies mostly with his wife, I guess, when she's ]aid up it ain't no joke, first thing he knows he's almost broke. One thing I know, Sary Jane, when she is on her feet again, will be used mighty nice by me, she's worth too much to lose, by gee! We often think, as we watch our hurried business girls leave the house and go down the street, mirrors in hand, preparing their faces for the duties of the day, that it's only a question of time now before they'll start out with their clothes over their arms and put them on as they go along. The way to reduce flesh is to stop consuming so much food; the way to reduce taxes is to stop consuming so much of the people's money. Dairy of a Flapper: Monday- Went out riding with Tommy ]ast night. We parked near the park. He kissed me thirty-six times and owns some hug. I told him not to get familiar with me, and he didn't. Tuesday--It was Dan last night Parked near the ocean front. Nice kid, but needs wising up a bit. Talked about books and art. Never again, Wednesday--Ned was at the wheel last night. That is, until we stopped. Threatened to scream six times. Fresh guy. He dated me up again for next week. ..Thursday--Parked with Joe down i a lane last night. His knees are awfully skinny, and he's got a noisy kiss, and gets excited. Last resort hereafter. Friday--Jimmy and I and the moon last night. Sufficiency! Oh boy! Saturday--A1 took me out last Early Marriage N6t ; ' • ' Best for Happiness The Ideal age for marriage is twenty- nine years for the groom and twenty- four for the bride, according to a report in the Journal of Social Hygiene. Deviations of four years on either side for the groom and of two years for tlje bride make little difference, but marriage In which either party Is nineteen years or younger are from ten to a hundred times as risky as at the Ideal age. These conclusions were reached from a study of 1,000 Impartially selected cases from the domestic relations court of Philadelphia. The two most plausible explanations for the findings are either that premature or delayed marriage is a symptom of permanent character traits that are unfavorable to success in family life, or that the boy or girl under twentyone has not a sufficiently broad experience to select a mate with whom a successful home can be established. If Immaturity rather than permanent instability lis the cause, postponement of marriage and educational guidance may do mudh to eliminate domestic disaster. Plaindealers at , Bolgers VINOL GIVES GIRL APPETITE ANDSTRENGTH "My 10-year-old daughter was weak and had no appetite. Since giving her Vinol, she has an amazing appetite and strength."--Mrs. W. Jooston. The very FIRST week they take Vinol, children begin to feel stronger, eat and sleep better. A strengthening iron and cod liver com- I>ound in use for over 25 years for run-down men and women and weak children. Contains no oil--pleasant to take. Thomas P. Bolger, Druggist. \ * * ***** i** mar will show you whether you are getting ahead, can be found in your record of the past year. If your Savings Account shows a gain--then you are further toward safety and comfort! 3% Interest Paid on Savings ' j k . i . .u r . ~ \ River Valley "The Bank That Helps Ton To Get Ahead" McHeniy Illinois Modem Bedroom Furniture The designing and the construction of our bedroom sets place them in a class by themselves. No finer furniture is made, everything considered, than you may, buy here, at PRICES WITHIN REASON. Jacob Justen Furniture and Undertaking Phone 103-R McHenry night. We parked on a side street, cipal feature of the evening's pleasure, j Didn't ride much. That boy sure has prizes being won by Misses Lena Feltz a movie kiss tied to the hitching post! and Martha Block. Light refreshments were served. W. C. Evanson's ad reads like this: Ladies' walking skirts $1.75, ladies heavy shawls $3.50 and 50c dress flannels, 25 cents. Heavy gray blankets 85 cents. Men's 50c underwear, 25 cents. Sunday--It was Bert's date last night. The simp gfbt serious. Called i me a sweet little girl that needed protection from the world, sauce! Apple- Adding machine rolls at the Plaindealer dffice. Young men contemplating matrimony are all too often under the mistaken apprehension that because a 1 girl's clothes don't look very heavy ! their cost is not heavy. Bud Taylor Defeats Shea Chicago.--Bud Taylor of Terre Haute, Ind., claimant of the world's bantamweight title, experienced little difficulty In winning the decision over Eddie Shea of Chicago at the OoUseum. 4 Chicago Mail Planea Burn Kansas City, Kan.--Four air-mall planes of the National Air Transport, Inc., used in the Chicago-Kansas City service, were burned here when fire destroyed a hangar at Richards Fat and Diabetes According to data submitted by physicians and insurance companies^ about one in every ten fat individually develop diabetes. This, of course* causes premature pathologic old ageh Altitude Limit ' Recent altitude tests indicated thai human beings cannot function beyond an altitude of 25,000 feet. McHenry Cartage Service Company We specialize in hauling rubbishy ashes, cans, etc. We will make weekly calls, $ We will also do expressing of all kinds &t reasonable rates. \ "Handy Pantries of the Middle West" NATIONAL TEA CO QUALITY "Save every day the National way" P & G Soap White Naptha 10 Ban Aunt Jemima Pancake 21c for Quick Service Call WVkHenry 38 "V \ Lifebuoy The Health Soap 3 Bars 16c Navy Beans Choice Hand-picked 3 lb* l_9c Quaker Oats Quick or Regular 3 pk«*- 25c Coffee ....... 31b8$; 100 Salmon Faftcy Red Alaska " Fancy Medium Red Tall can 30c 22c Shrimp Fancy < Large Can 15c Tuna Fish Fancy No. . L.* ight Meat . 2Vi can 18c Macaroni Small or Large Elbo 3 lbs. 1 25c Climalene Water Softener 3 SmaU National Tea Store QTWA *dA TBlxp McHenry, 111.