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Quality Mating-- 100 200 LOW PRICES--June 16th to July 10th Sk C. White Leghorns....! 7.00 $13.50 S. C. Brown Leghorns .... 7*®® 13 50 Barred Rocks 8.00 15.50 S. C. Reds 8.00 15.50 White Rocks 9.00 17.50 Rose Comb Reds ... 1S.O0 19.50 Buff Orpingtons 10.00 19.50 White Wyandotfces ' 10.00 19.50 Light Assorted 6.50 12.50 Heavy Asstorted 7.50 14.50 Special Matings GOLD MEDAL CHICKS 2c each higher Order direct from this ad and save time. May prices--%c per chick higher than above prices. Reference1: Merchants and Illinois Natl. Bank, Peoria, 111., and the Editor at this paper. ACME BABY CHICK HATCHERY A. Hirsh, Manager W Broadway, Peoria, 111. FOLKS: My neighbor ttya there ain't no use to try to farm when so much juice keeps drippin* from the clouds each day, this kind of weather doesn't pay. He says he thinks the radio has mixed air currents all up so that winter's spring and spring is fall, and we won't have no peace at all until them stations all have quit. He talked to me a quite a bit about the need for some new law to shut them stations up, but pphaw! the weather man he shouldn't go and git mixed up by radio. I don't believe in no such rot, because the other night I got a speech as dry as dry cou\d be and yet it rained all night, by gee. Of course when them sopranos sing the clouds just weep with pain, by jing, but most the time, with jest and song they broadcast sunshine all day long. It ain't the radio, it's that we ought to have a Democrat to run the weather bureau. Gee, the weather that the G. O. P. has handed out to us, by gum, should make us vote to keep them hum and let some other party try to chase the clouds from out the sky! dreadful light world, too and makes me blink, I can tell you. I don't know what to do with my hands. I think 111 dig my fists into my eyes. No, I won't either. I'll grab at the corner of my cover and chew it up; and then I'll holler. I hate that nurse the way she puts that spoon into my mouth When I holler she trots me. That's what comes from being a two-daysold baby. There's a pin sticking me, now, and if I say a word about, I'll be trotted or fed. But I'll tell you who I am. I found out today. I heard folks say, "Hush, don't wake up Mary's baby," and suppose that pretty, white-faced woman over on the pillow is Mary. No, I am mistaken, for a chap was just in here and wanted to see Bob's baby, and looked at me and said I was a funny 'little toad, and looked jjust like Bob. He smelled of cigars, and I'm not used to them. I Wonder who else I belong to? Yes, there's another one--that's grandma, Mary told me, and she took me up and held me against her soft cheek and said, "It was grandma's baby, so it was, so it was." I declare I don't know who I belong ot. Ill holler and maybe I'll find out. There comes the nurse with milk, llie idea of giving babies milk when they want information. I'm going to sleep. I wonder if I don't look pretty red in the facef I wonder why my hands won't %o where I want them to? MONEY TO LOAN ON FARMS AT LOWEST RATES. Give number of acres, value, and amount of loan desired. Our examiner makes your territory. 7% GOLD MORTGAGE BONDS of Midwest Farms Syndicate of Kewanee for sale. A very safe and profitable investment. Write for information. SAVINGS BANK m / KEWANEE Kewanee, Illinois 0. W. KLONTZ, M. D. Physician and Surgeon (Also treating all diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat and doing Refraction) Office Hours--8 to 9 a. m., 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays by Appointment Office at Residence, Waukegan Road. Xhone 181 McHenry, 111. WM. M. CARROLL Lawyer Office with Kent & Company Every Wednesday Phone 8 McHenry, HL telephone No. 108-R. Stoffel & Reihansperger Insurance agents for all classes of property in the best companies. WEST McHENRY, :: ILLINOIS J. W. WORTH PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT { Audits Systems Income and , Inheritance Tax Matters Member of Public Accountants Association of Illinois Phone 206-J McHenry, HI. i*hone 126-W. Reasonable Ratei A. H. SCHAEFER . Draying McHENRY, ILLINOIS mast differ from the'president of the Blind Veterans of France, said McHenry man. "He states that Capt. Lindberg is the bravest man i in the world. My experience is that it is the man who forgets the date of his wedding anniversary." News story J The girl reporter who has been assigned t6 do humaninterest stuff was interviewing a steel riveter. "Don't you ever feel nervous and frightened when you are working on a narrow beam way up in the air?" she asked. "Oh, yes, ma'am," replied the riveter. "I'd been drinking a little the other night and I didn't go home, and the next morning I looked down fifteen stories and saw my wife coming toward the building, and I almost fainted." » A Baby's Soliloquy--Well, here 11 am. 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The Universal Cooler, a quality product in design and construction, offers you modern, cleanly, trouble-free refrigeration at an exceptionally low cost. ^Universal Cooler is positive and automatic in action, quiet in operation and so simple there is practically nothing to get out of order. You can have The Uni- 1 versal Cooler in a fine. self - contained ducofinished metal cabinet or you can have the electrical refrigerating units installed in your present ice box. In either case. Universal Cooler will meet your need fully, satisfactorily and economicaUy. Universal Cooler is moderate in price, negligible in upkeep cost, purchasable on easy terms. Sec Universal today I spend my recreation hours in cultivating garden flowers. Flowers are my hobby, I would say, a sort of byway- by-the-way. Two of my neighbors love to chide and call my hobby sissified. "Ofd Women," says good Neighbor Showers, "may spent their time at raising flowers, while merf too old to plow, you know, may putter with a rake and hoe, but men while they're still younjj and strong should push, and push, the load alonp! You should be breaking sod or rocks, not fussing with those hollyhocks!" My Neighbor Glustark loves to say. "You should be planting clover hay, not spending solid, honest time in teaching baby plants to climb; your bank account will bend and break while you are fooling with that rake!" Thus those two neighbors chide and spin about my weakness and my sin, but let them rave--they do not know what they are missing here below; I'm sure this hobby stunt of mine is keeping me both fit and fine! Suppose a school child every day was robbed of recess and of play, could he then learn arithmetic and would his spelling lesson stick? Could he then master verbs and maps! No' he'd be dull and full of naps! A constant, steady, plodding grind is dulling to the heart and mind, it takes the sparkle out of joy it robs the MAN of all his BOY! "This hobby rests and comforts me, it's balsam for monotony, it stimulates me for the day when 111 again be pitching hay; it clears the cobwebs from my head, without it I would soon be dead! m Twice Told Tales Interesting Bits of News Takes FiWi the Columns of the Plaindealer Fifty and ' TiWy-fln Ton Age a ' •" n i n i ill I June, 1M2 •x'.' It is stated that the Fox River Navigable waterway association will hold a meeting at the Lippincott Hotel, Fox Lake, next Sunday to arrange for the building of a dam in McHenry and otherwise improving the lake waterways. The new national patriotic song, "We Americans," which is meeting with such popular favor was composed by an ex-McHenry boy, Ernest W. Wright, son of the late Robert Wright. He spent his boyhood days here and is now located in Chicago Persons wishing to have fish stories published must hand in a sworn statement- or produce witnesses. Hie best and safest plan, however, is to leave the fy>asted fish with the editor that he may judge, of its weight and flavor. The Johnsburg bridge will be put in shape for teams to' cross from Thursday noon of next week to the following Monday morning. This will enable people living on the west side of the river to attend the picnic at Columbia park, without going miles out of their way. Richard Smith, who lives on the old Webster fatTn near Mudgett's lake is hauling lumber this week for a new house. E. W. Howe has secured the contract. The farm mentioned was at one time owned by Henry Hogan, who recently died at Marengo. Charles Stark and family have rented Mike Justen's cottage, "Rustic Park" at Pistakee Lake. Dick Walsh will work for S. S. Chapell during the summer months. BINGWOOD OSTEND Mrs. Lena Whiting Crumpen is at Clint Martin's caring for Mrs. Martin and the new baby boy. William Yonke, who resides on the Wjallis farm, has a large drove of sheep and many young ones. This is about the only large drove of sheep near here. Roy Hobart was a brief caller on relatives near Harvard, Sunday. A baby was born Saturday, June 18, to Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Sherman. The baby was born at the Woodstock hospital. A seriorus accident occurred here on * Col. Slocum of Hickory spent Monday evening in the Stephensen home. Mrs. Laura Brown spent Tuesday atfernoon in McHenry. John Kattner of Spring Grove was a Ringwood caller on Tuesday morning. Ben Freund was a Ringwood caller on Tuesday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Krohn and four daughters, Mlarion, Ethel, Lois Dorothy, spent Sunday with Elgin relatives. Mr. and Mrs. James Ladd are entertaining relatives from Iowa for a few days. Miss Mildred Lynch spent Tuesday night with Miss Frances Young. Mrs. Roy Neal is entertaining her aunt for a few days. Edward Bell of Spring Grove was a Monday afternoon caller in Ringwood. Mrs. Frankie Stepehnsen Was a Woodstock caller on Tuesday afternoon. Miss Alice Mae Lowe is visiting her aunt, Mrs. Leslie Allen at Hebron for a couple of weeks. Mrs. Amos Smith was ft Crystal Lake visitor on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Ben Walkington and son, Paul, spent the week end with Crystal Lake relatives. Miss Eleanor Dodge of Chicago was a week-end guest of her father, W. A. Dodge. Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Clay of Rockford spent Sunday in the Edward Peet home. Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Schneider of McHenry spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Stephensen. Miss Ruth Owen of Elgin spent the week-end in the George Harrison home. Miss Alice Peet is spending a week last Saturday. C. E. Jecks was at with her aunt, MTS. Grace Henzel of his home near the horse barn talking | Crystal Lake to a man in a truck. Jecks started to | Harvey Hamilton motored to Evanpass around the truck, stepped on | ston with friends from Richmond on the cement road just as a car came j Sunday. along and the driver could not see Mr. and Mirs. George Shepherd him until he had struck and injured I spent Sunday with friends at Antioch. him severely. One leg was broken an<J one arm. His head was badly injured. He was taken immediately to the Woodstock hospital. He feels very badly discouraged as he had several acres of corn to plant and a large dairy that needs his care. Route 20 passes between the Jeck's house and barn. _ Neighbors turned out Monday and finished planting C. E. Jeck's farm corn, twenty-five or thirty acres. There were five tractors, all Fordsons but one. Besides there were several teams of horses harrowing and rolling. • # 666 !• a prescription for Ids, Grippe, Flu, Dengue, " us Fever and Malaria. II kflU tbe genm. i'af" i TiitfaftiaV'i. V m'V ,r ir»ir' • The Universal Cooler Fids a Universal Need. See the Universal Cooler on Demonstration at our Store H. E. Buch & Co. Batteries, Tubes and Radio 4*Maaoriea Ph0»« 48 Green St. (CopyrishMd IWt by Uahetwri Cadjf Gow>^ EMERALD PARK Mx. and Mrs. H. P. Johnson and family were here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Carlson and family of Melrose Park spent Sunday in their cottage. Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Friesnecker and family of Chicago spent Saturday and Sunday in Emerald Park. Mr. and Mrs. F. Karthieser and family of Chicago spent Sunday at Emerald Park. Miss A. Malefyt and nephews of Chicago were here over the week-end. Mr. and M!rs. .William Hoeft of Oak Park were here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. G. J. Blum and family of Chicago spent Sunday in their cottage here. Mrs. H. Kirk, Jr., and,°faii)ily and James Haxton of Chicago spent Sunday here. Mr. and M!rs., R. E. Sutton and family of Chicago spent Sunday here. Mrs. Sutton and children will spend the summer vacation in Emerald Park. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Barnes and family and G. Foresman of Melrose Park spent Sunday at the Barnes' cottage. A family reunion was held at the home of M. A. Sutton at Emerald Park on Sunday. About 35 people Roy, Harold, and Mae Weidrich visited friends in Crystal Lake Sunday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Walker and family spent Saturday, afternoon at Woodstock. Anton and Louise Williams attended the wedding dance at Solon Wednesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. O. Howard of Round Lake spent Sunday with Grandma Weidrich. Mrs. Edgar Thomas and children and Mrs. William McCannon were McHenry visitors on Tuesday afternoon. Charles Olsen and daughter, Florence, spent Sunday evening in the -Frank Weidrich home. George Shepherd spent Tuesday evening in Woodstock. Roger Stevens arrived home from the University of Wisconsin fo^ the summer .vacation. Mr. and Mrs. Ray Peters spent Thursday and Friday with relatives at Poplar Grove. Mrs. Ed Hamilton and Charles Shepherd of Ringwood spent Tuesday even ing in Ringwood. Frank Johnott and D. J. Roselle of Richmond were Ringwood callers on Thursday. c Mrs. Clayton Harrison spent Sunday with friends in Chicago. Mrs. E. C. Hawley was a guest of Highland Park relatives one day last week. Mrs. Sam Beatty and family spent Friday at Woodstock. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Thompson and famliy and Mr. and Mrs. George Young and son, Stanley, were guests in the James Bell home at Richmond Thursday evening. Miss Hazel Bacon of McHenry was a week-end guest of Miss Lorena Jepson. j Mr. and Mrs. Nick Young and Mr. and Mrs. K. M. Bradley were callers at Harvard and Chemung on Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Bert Walkington and son, Paul, spent Sunday evening at Liberty ville. Mis. Raymond Colby of McHenry was a Ringwood caller Fridays Milton Krumpen of Richmond was a Ringwood caller Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Peet and daughter, Marion, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mirs. Walter Harrison. Mrs, William McCannon and Mrs. George Young spent Friday with Mrs. Emma Merchant. Mr. an'd Mrs. James Rainy and Mrs. Jennie Cossmati attended chttyrch at Woodstock on Sunday. Mir. and Mrs. George Rosing and daughter, Dorothy, spent Wednesday evening in Ringwood. Mrs. Lewis Schroeder and children. Miss Ellen Hiall, Bobby and Alice Thompson, Mrs. Jack McLaughlin and Miss Julia McLaughlin, Cora Beth, held a picnic at Barnards Mills on Thursday. Robert McLean of Woodstock spent Wednesday afternoon in Ringwood. Ed Bell of Spring Grove was a Ringwood caller on Thursday afternoon. Mrs. Ruth Hopper and daughter, Mirs. Arthur Peet, spent Wednesday in Elgin shopping. Mrs. Florence Smith and James Lawrence and Leonard Brown were Woodstock callers on Saturday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Nelson and son, Leslie, of Batavia spent Sunday with their aunt, Ms-s. Frank Fay. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Weber and daughter, Lois, spent Friday afternoon in Ringwood. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Sciessle and two daughters, Dorothy and Gladys, of Crystal Lake spent Sunday afternoon in Ringwood. Mrs. Grace Thompson of Cicero spent Sunday with her children, Bobbie and Alice, at the Ellen .Hall home. Mb. and Mrs. Joe Wegener and son, Kenneth, of Spring Grove were Saturday evening callers in Ringwood. Kafrl Fay and granddaughter of Chicago spent Sunday with his mother Mrs. Jennie Spaulding. John Kattner of Spring Grove spent Monday morning in Ringwood. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Wegener and daughter of McHenry spent Sunday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Abe Lawrence. . Mr. and Mrs. Sourie of Chicago were Friday callers in ibtf William Kelley home. Mr. and M!rs. Robert McLean of Woodstock spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs. Charles Stephensen . Mr. and M]rs. Chaucey Harrison were Sunday callers in Ringwood. Mr. and Mrs. Lee Huson and family of Libertyville speftt Sunday with her sister, Mrs. Chaucey Jepson. Mrs. Hannah Walker and son, Fred, and Mrs. Emma Merchant are spending a few days in Durand, Wis. Miss Sylvia Larsen of Woodstock spent the week-end with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Claus Larsen. Mrs. Albert Bigger and son, Harney, of Chicago spent Sunday with Joseph Young and family. Mrs. Henry Heimer of McHenry spent Monday with her daughter, Mrs. Karl Bradley and family. Richard Young, who spent the school term in Chicago, has returned home. Mr. and Mrs. ' Nick Young and daughter spent Tuesday in Elgin. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Buchert and daughter, Betty Jane, of Richmond spent Sunday afternoon with her relatives, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bacon. The Jolly Sixteen Bunco club were entertained at the home of Miss Adele Young, Wednesday afternoon. Several games of Bunco were played with first prize going to Mrs. Steve Ingalls, second to Viola Ingalls, third to Mrs. Claus Larsen, consolation to Dorothy Howard. The next meeting of the club will be held at the home of Mrs. Steve Ingalls. Mr. and Mrs. William Roth of Rockford and children are visiting their aunt, Mrs. Frankie Stephensen. Mr. and Mrs. Delbert Bacon spent Saturday afternoon in Ringwood. Miss Frances Helms was a Tuesday afternoon caller at Spring Grove. A group of young folks pleasantly surprised Kirk Schroeder on Monday evening, it being his seventeenth birthday anniversary. Bunco furnished the entertainment for the evening, first prize, Lorena Jepson; second prize, Mildred Lynch. The boys' first prize went to Lyle Hopper, second to Dave Hedges. The center of attraction was an angel food cake, with yellow candles. Mr. tand Mrs. Leonard Carlson spent Tuesday afternoon at McHenry. f *% Unanimous Chtriem The only President besides Washington to be elected without opposition was James Monroe, according to •n answered question In Good Old Day* The old-fashioned hotel haft faults, but the manager waa Joat «vSv • >: human being who accepted you aa equal. T Rumblings Distant Drums Nobody wants to live entirely in the futnie, to heed only the tapping of a far away drum. Bat, on the other hand, everybody wants to have more money next year than he has thi* year. „ 1 The best way to accomplish this would .seem to be to enjoy as many of the comforts of life as we can today, but always to keep an active savings WQJU* greater luxuries tomorrow.^ \ We Invite New Savings Accounts . State Bank "The Bank That Helps You To Get Ahead" McHenry . n : :r • . > ' > •V DINING AND DANCING ANNEX ""I!:, McHenry, 111. Saturday, Juhfe 25, 1927 SPECIAL--DINNER--DANSANF*i k - Snappy display of fireworks July 4th. There is no age limit. From 10 to 90 the appeal is the same. ft IKNOX MOTOR! Exclusive Dealers in Try Thriem ' Even the man who thinks twice before be speaks Is often sorrv he said it. CLEANING PRESSING L and REPAIRING Both Men's and Women's Garments Located over Bolger'a Drug Store Prompt Service and Sati& faction guaranteed A trial order will convince anyone that the work done is ~f x v;" Mrs. km Howard Fordson Tractor# TIRES : ( - "Where Your Dollar,Buys Most"