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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 1 Dec 1880, p. 7

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4btmm aurtgratefldl* breath the brow neves, face. "Yoo Periup ten "To resort" r-T. n r >* .>> I* "•JwBfanA" ihawMiiBretaw, «t yft they pierca my I--I lUti pate; " jr#U*ll fe S*d,"" *" rqwujfcd, and for whit t a wort, >mi|M«kthrt)waltlH«u. tkiai«WniUi WtrfHtlaes stlrrd; •' MwlittiettK: "D*r,wyae«r, lb-morrow you'll be s»d. 'em words! half mirth, and half regret, ' "" * Ixst her hand should erer write-- t. words I learned lia# ago, andyet " wl.h nw pain to ear and H'Rhi * "• To-morrow you'll be sad 1" -Jfacmil'atft w not to be," protested in unutterable indignation at the charge. "I never daooed more iu my life than I have this winter." | "In that so? then." said hi* <v>Tny>aTitym "Some people never can tho: 'yearn. I thiuk it is a natural gift, my place appellant to go once or more. Ah Sam, the Nevada _ . mder a statute forbid diaf snyoae "to resort" to any to Biqake opium, said : " The ap It mnst Via awlr-.wi*-- i dse --"&*** *•»«* «»e District Judge I jaust oe awkwardness J err<*i i„ inateuetiK ̂th» «ir* U; ihssSeoi .^lY* tb*t 8°™* 0006 to ® Pkce kept ** opi- ouguiy , ma-smoking lor the purpose of smoking ! Dick wondered if he could have heard i n \ ̂ aright or if that wretched little flute, still ; *tatut® forbids all parsons to do is to *ri|Sng away so competently, had ™ "" ~ absolutely bewildered him. If there was II the Palace of Trutk* , Bife^aiff %nier, Esq., a lawyer, let tm hope of future fame, returning home one night iu an unenviably bad humor, found a certain dainty little note awaiting l»im ; on his mantlepiece. It had just come, %his landlady said, and slowly tearing : ©Pen the envelope, Dick read as follows: ty My 3Deab Mr* Tubiubu--Many thanks for v?'..,* *• yow lowly flowers, which have been greatly - admired. It was like your thouglitfulness tu ?'>•/- reuie,»'ief «<y birth-day when I had almost for- ̂ • 8°tten it myself. I ww so sorry to have missed V T y^ur call this afternoon. VsY «, yours, Flobksc* Kkdifrb. ̂ vei7 gracious little note, but lor ; v-^vsome m»soji it appeared to afford its ̂ :* I reader but small satisfaction. Dick read jr >. •'%',?,it twice with a curling lip, then tossing it '. j V the scrap basket, he lit a cigar, stretched himself in &n easy chair and thoughtfully observed through the smoke wreaths that began to float around his -head; "What a precious little liar «h« jis! As if I didn't, see her ten minutes •after she was 'not at home' to me thia afternoon, start out driving with Tom .Baker in that confoundedly jerky dog ̂ -cart of his. Shouldn't wonder if he had , .jerked her off before they got home; • .and served her right too! Why, Snip, • *e1 -what is the matter with you sir? H ,* 7l Snip was the skye terrier, who, failing C .- *o understand why he had been slighted, •*was seeking to secure his master's notice vtoy sitting upright and waving his front •fc 'paws to and fro in a gentle and depre- )' i eating fashion. "Did I hurt your feelings; poor little ;r;; ;7&oy?" said Dick, tenderly. "Well, I S "wouldn't. I assure you, for a dozen little one thing he prided himself on more than another--one gift, natural or other­ wise, which lie felt sure of possessing--it was his dancing. Was the brown-eyed damsel out of her mind or Mas she simply an ill-bred little thing, who did not Know a good dancer from a bad one? "Whichever was the case he lost no time in getting rid of her, and still mute with amazement and disgust, took refuge among a group of men at the door. "You here, Turner!" said one of them. resort' to such places, and it is argued that resort means not to qo merely once, but to go and go again; m other words, to make a practice of going. The ety- mology of the word ' reaort' lends some support to this argument, but the defi­ nitions given in iiie lexicons show that whatever may have been its original meaning it no longer means anything more in the connection in which it is employed in the statute than to go once." „ " Eggp " art not " meat" nor "ponl- tor" within a statute prohibiting the sale of such articles when unsound. tjtMft3eejMM» was a worm were about a footing, and boou after being taken out of tbeVater grew ao hard M* fhey could be, and ^Fere, used for peas. They stood up in ^he mud at the bottgpn of the sea. The worms inside ware opal colored, and, when taki^Tfc owl*, • their strange tene* ments, glistened and « rather pretty appearance, so far as coler was concerned. They were raked up by thousands, and none, of the men ever heard of them before. A Mighty Abmt 'From an> warranted iplrient. of ash v# almost wholly of sane oxide. To the presence of the latter is attributed the j liaofc of the poisoiiing. , r [ President ; and is tiie third younc Id is in his Btthyear, . oungest President this republic has ever had. Grant waa the youngest President, having laeked one month of 47 years when inaugurated. ITioitikmi Fierce was four days younger than Garfield at the time of his inaugu­ ration. Two other Presidents were in their 50tli year when inaugurated-- James K. Polk and Millard Fillmore. About 10,000,000 The next youngest was John Tyler, who American voters marched to the polls I wa8 over 51 when he succeeded to Har- Ann (lAIVMlfiul Vinll/i+is r> N I i. _i» _ _ '•I hardly recognized you at first, you : Boring through a floor with an auger l o o k s o y e l l o w a n d t h i n . -- 1 1 -- -- - « » - • > - . "Do X indeed?" $$• • M- h -1 like _ Florence liedifer, but I do fV' . , think, Suip, and I expect you to agree ' 3with me, that we would all be much bet­ s' - " "Iter off if women and men, too, would say - /tout truthfully what was iu their minds " /instead of this eternal beating around the 6 " trash. Why can't people IKS a little more ft-' Hpandid with their fellow-creatures instead j-'. *>f fooling them to the top ol their bent t «vnd then laughing behind their backs? ijDo you know, Snip?" , Snip didn't know, but he was the last ^ ^flbg in the world to confess his ignor- * «nce, so assuming a look of wisdom t' which Solomon might have envied, he jf v gave a mysterious little bark that could f mean anything and composed himaolf to | - listen. . |' "Just 8 o'clock," said Dick, consulting t ^is watoh. f'In two hours I've got to «ress and go to Mrs. Grey's ball, the biggest bore of the season I haven't a 4oubt; but there's no escaping it. ^Aren't ' von glad, Snip, you don't have to go to •palls?" , Snip barked again, this "time in an , Affirmative manner. Hs always accom- y ltoodated himself to his master's moods, : 4nd was well accustomed to being ques» " fionecl Alert and vigilant, ho watched ' 'the cigar dwindle down by slow degrees, fphile he waited in well-bred silence for a <; feaewal of the conversation. But Dick traa druW5»y and cross, and when the far waa smoked out he turned his head ide and fell fast asleep, while lm little dog purled contentedly around his feet, looking up into his master's face with a v world of patient love in his honest brown •jea. ̂Sevea, eight, nine, ten! Was it possi­ ble that he had slept nearly two hours «nd the clock was really striking tea? Dick jumped up, glanced at his watch to make sure, and with a stifled groan "(prepared to induct himself into his dress •nit. Tliis was never a very rapid pro­ cess with him, and by the time he en­ tered Mis. Grey's brilliantly lit-up house the great clock iu tho hall was poiutfug •» a quarter past 11. The rooms were crowded and stiflinglu liot. The very flowers appeared to droop auider the glare and the heat, all except #ome deep red roses which had been ar­ ranged iu a sentence over the doorway, and whose glowing hearts presented the -most sumptuous and intense bit of color- teg, even in that mauv-hued apartment. It wasstranga. but Dick found himself unable to read that sentence, although composed of only three short words. The language, even the letters, were unknown to liirn, and for half a minute he stood puzzling over the mystery. Then the incoming crowd gently shoved him aside, and abandoning the effort, he made the .best of his way toward his hostess. A pretty little woman, magnificently dressed, but seemingly already much fatigued with the work in hand, she half flniled as Dick edged up to her. " flavo v;>ti jii jt corns, Mr. Turner;?" ahe said. '*1 ti: u::?ht you were to bt one of my esrlv |<trds." . ^ ; " So I would have lieem" he explained "only, uvifortuirarely, I feU aalcep ua«] <lid not wake up in lime," "Oh! that was the caso, was it? Will, such u lengthy imp ou&lit to brighten yon up beautifully for the rest of tho evening. Sometimesr you know, you are rather stupid." Dick looked at her to see if she meant a joke, butlier pretty face was gravely caised to his. " Ton fro flattering me," he said, shortly. "I don't mean to, indeed," she an- awered, quite earnestly. "But there are plenty of men who are always stupid, while you can be rather entertaining, when you are at your best," and she turned gently from him to greet a new hatch of guests. " Was I ever damned with suoik faint praise before ?" thought Dick. " I won­ der if I am *at my be|t* to-night ?" For a minute he stood, taking a survey of the scene before him. The musicians were playing a waltz, and playing it well; only strange to say there was a flute among them, which came piping in with its shrill persistent little treble in a manner distracting to Dick's over-sensi­ tive ear. He thought of Mozart's saying that the only thing in the world worse than a Ante in an orchestra was two flutes, and wondered at Mrs. Grey's choice in music. Nevertheless, as long as he was thero he might as well dance, and looking around for familiar faces, his' first glance fell upon a f brown-eyed maiden whom he had met at a party only the week before, and whom he had ad­ mired with the guarded and half-super- cilious admiration of a veteran society man. In another minute they were on the floor contending with their fellow- creatures lor a little room to whirl around in, and seemingly successful in their *te32S*e» until a slight loroh Mot Dick, shortly, and wondering what he was doomed to hear next "I should rather think you did," was the friendly answer. "I just said to Smith, here, as yon came up, that be­ tween your sallo w skin and that bald spot on your head, you were beginning -io lock hke an old man before your time. Why don't you take to country life and early hours and freshen up a bit?" "Why don't you mind your own af­ fairs and kindly leave me to attend to mine?" retorted Dick, now thoroughly aroused, and without waiting for another word he veered around and left the gropp, who, one and alL seemed toi constitutes burglary, say the Supreme Court, in Walker pro- undly astonished at his ill temper. By this time he began to feel a little uncertain who to approach next. Hav­ ing been told already that he was stupid, ugly and a bad dancer, what was there 16ft for him to hour. Ho cortaiuly hfid never met so many disagreeable people in his life and he had serious thoughts of beating a permauant retreat, when he caught sight of a blonde head half hidden beneath the azaleas in the conservatory. It was Florence liedifer, whom he had never expected to meet to-night and whom two hours ago he would have in­ dignantly avoided. But for some reason his contempt for her flattery and false­ ness had been strangely modified in so short a time and he felt a positive yearn­ ing to listen again to her pretty nothings and to see her blue eves uplifted with that tender glance of aclmiring trustful­ ness to his. It must have cost her a great deal of time and patience to culti­ vate the glance up to its present perfec­ tion and it was unkind, after all, to sneer at the result of such honest and endeati. ing toil. T The next minate he was by her side. She looked very pretty; her fair hair tumbled in some mysterious fashion on the top of her shapely little head; her bright face lit up with smiles, and her white silk gleaming under the colored lamps with a soft and shifting radiance that pleased Dick's cultivated eye. He was not one of those to whom a woman's gown is a matter of indifference. "I came in here for a little air," she 6aid; "the rooms are so terribly hot, and the whole affair Alabama , against State. This was where the,,jjrisoner bored a hole through the floor of a corn- crib, stopped it up with a cob, and afterward, on a separate occasion, drew, the shelled corn through the hole into a sack underneath the crib. " Brass knucks" is used in the statute as the name of a weapon, without reference to the metal of which it is made. There­ fore a conviction of unlawfully carrying "brass knucks" will not be set aside because it is proved that the weapon was lead or pewter. " Terms cash " is not equivalent to "^received payment." ""-1- " on an unreceipted bill of 1 Terms cash' goods sent by a wholesale to a retail dealer cannot be held as a matter of paid la very stupid. Don't you thiuk so ? "It has been worse thaa stupid for me," he answered, laughing. "I have been insulted wherever I went First, Mrs. Gray told me I was often very stupid; then Miss Vincent, do you know her? She is dancing jum with Tom Stern."". " "I don't know her; but never mind! What did she say to you ?" "She told me I was awkward and a bad dancer, and intimated that I could never thoroughly learn." Florence Kedifer burst into a laugh as dear and merry as silver bells. "But you know, Mr. Turner," she said, "your best friends do not n'"ti for you that you dance well." Dick gasped and then recovered; he was getting hardened now. "I alwavs flattered myself I did," he said boldly.- She looked at him in some surprise. "Of course, I don't mean to say," she explained, "that one cannot get around with you at all, but only that you are not very graceful and sure-footed. There are plenty of men here who'dance worse --Mr. Simpson, for instance. "I should hope so," said Dick, as Simpson, a little weak-eyed man, wli'o held his fair partuer as if he feared she was packed with dynamite aud was in danger every minute of exploding, (|noved laboriously past the door. " If that is the best you can say for me, Miss Florence, I shall never have the audacity to ask you to dauce again," and with a heavy heart he left the conservatory, now fully satisfied he had had enough of Mrs. Grey's ball. He took a glass of champagne in the supper-room, where its quality was being freely discussed by the young men who iiugered there, and went back to pay liis parting respects to his hostess. Thore were still plenty of people about, but a chill seemed to have fallen on them, the ctauoers were few, and everybody looked bored or discontented. Mrs. Grey was saying the last words to a party of guests who were about taking their departure. "Such a pity it should have been a failure," he heard one of them whispor in a tone of sympathy. " And after all the expense you have gone to!" "I am sure, then, it must have been the fault of my guests," returned Mrs. Grey, "for I did my part as well as I could. Why, Mr. Turner, are you going so soon? I wonder if you, too, found my party a stupid one ?'r She looked so harassed that Dick for­ got the grudge he owed her, and would -gladly have declared her ball both Ijril- liant and delightful, but the words he wished to say stuck in his throat--he absolutely could not give them utterance. Aji awful impulse was upon him, and to his own secret horror and dismay he heard himself assuring her the painful truth that it was the most dismal affair he had ever witnessed in his life. Then overwhelmed with shame at his involun­ tary rudeness he turned away, and his eyes fell upon the crimson roses still blooming freshly over the doorway. What an idiot he must have been! There in plain English letters were the three words, "Palace of Truth." As he looked aud read, the magic flute pealed forth so loudly and with so shrill a triumph in its tone that Dick fairly jumped, and in the violence of his start kicked the sleeping Snip, who out of his master's way and gazed with ̂ reproachful, wonderful eyes. "Lleven o'clock, as I am a living man!" said Dick, yawning. "Three hours asleep and no ball for me to-night Snip, you little villain, why didn't yon awaken me?" Snip was silent Hie frit the arrant injustice of this remark, and bote it with the equanimity of a stoic. "Well," said his master, slowly, as he Utliil candle, "liaoe you did not, and m er cannot be held law to imply that the goods were for before they were shipped. A farm overseer is not a "laborer," within tho Lien law. Notes, bilb, etc., representing money loaned on interest by a corporation, are " property" liable to taxation. A railroad depot is a "warehouse," within the statute of bnrghuy. A supervising architect is a person performing " labor," although not a " laborer, within the meaning ,of the Mechanics' Lien law. A widow keep­ ing a boarding-house, with a female friend residing with her, and female servants beside the boarders, is the "head of a family." But a single man, who keeps house and has no other persons living with him than servants and employes, is not the "head of a family" or a "householder." And an unmarried man, who does not keep house, but supports his mother and his unmarried sister in another town, is not the "head of a family."--Albany Law Journal. Oae Experience from Many. '"I had boon sick and miserable so long and had caused my Iraeb&uu so much trouble and expense, no one seemed to know what ailed me, Ibftt I was completely disho&rtcued and discom- . In tliis frame of mind I got a bottle off Hop Bittern and used them unknown to my fam­ ily. I noon began to improve and gained ho fast that my husband and family thought it strange and unnatural, but whe n i told them what had helped me, they said 'Hurrah for Hop Bitters 1 long may they prosper, for they h*ve mother well sod tu happy.' "--The Mother.-- Home Journal. Children at School. Dr. Jacobi has made this a special •tody from the standpoint of physiol­ ogy. His conclusion is that, as a rule, a child should not be sent to school be­ fore he is 3 years old. Not until' this age is its "brain-substance sufficiently developed. An infant's brain is soft It contains a large percentage of water. It is deficient in fat and pjiosphorus, on which, to a large extent, intellectual ac­ tivity depends. The convolutions are fewer. The different parts of the brain do not grow in. size and weight alike--the nor­ mal proportion of the front, back and lateral portions not being reached l>efore the age of 10. So, too, the proportion of the chest to the lower portions of the body is not attained until the 8th year, while that part of the back (the lumbar) on which the sitting posture depends is even then only moderately developed. About the 5th and 6th years the base of the brain grows rapidly, the frontal bone extends forward aud upward, and the anterior portion grows considerably. Still, the white substance--the gray is the basis of intelligence--and the large ganglia preponderate. It is not till about the 8th year that the due propor­ tion of parts is reached, and a certain consolidation, both of the brain and the organs of the body generally. Before this period, memory alone can be safely trained. Froebel, the founder of the kinder­ garten system, reached the same result by observation. Meanwliile, Jacobi recommends that the children be enter tained and gradually developed in the kindergarten. " Here," he says, "their activity is regulated, their attention ex­ ercised, and their muscles invigorated. Both imagination and memory are taxed to a slight degree only. With • increas­ ing years, the gray substance becoming niorc and more developed, their think­ ing powers are gradually evolved. The secret of a thorough education lies in the uniform development of all powers. To develop one at the expense of the others m io crippie ail." and deposited their ballots for Presiden­ tial electors on the 2d day of November last What a tremendous army! If the 10,000,000 men were divided into little squads or platoons of five there would be 2,000,000 of such squads. Now, giving each squad the space of three yards the 2,000,000 squads would require 6,000,000 yards. The distance between New York and San Francisco is about 3,000 miles, Ono English gocw graphical mile contains about 2,000 yards, and so 8,000 miles would contain 6,000,000 yards, just the length of the great line. Blux-Bottls Flies. --Three blue- bdttle flies, says Linnaeus, will devour a horse as soon as a lion could do it The statement is no doubt somewhat of an exaggeration, but it 1a not. so far over the mark as it may be supposed to be. One ilv, it has been stated, will produce 20,000 eggs, and no sooner are the mag­ gots hatched from them than they set to work with such vigor that in twenty-four hours they will increase in weight 200 times. In about three weeks every one of them may have become a perfect fly, half of them, perhaps, females, each capable of depositing another 20,000 eggs in any dead rat or "high" leg of mutton that threatens to breed pesti­ lence in the air. A OiiOCK Madb of,Bbkad.--Milan has a curiosity in a clock which is made en­ tirely of bread. The maker is a Peru­ vian, a native of India, and he has de­ voted three years of his time to the con­ struction of this curiosity. He was very poor, and, being without means to pur­ c h a s e t h e * -- • . leaped at him Capillary Ethics. A wig or false hair is inappropriate for a clergyman, as he can never forget himself or his incumbrance and be whol­ ly lost in his subject. False hair, how­ ever natural on the head of a preacher, always detracts from the sincerity of an honest face, and adds a hypocritical ex­ pression. We think if all preachers who are given to this passion could realize the effect upon their audiences of even a scratch composed of another fellow's hair worn on their heads to the hind­ rance of the preached Word they would crucify the flesh and sense to the extent of giving up this much-chcrished relic of the earth, earthy. Dyeing one's own hair and whiskers is certainly no better or moro elevating to humanity. There can be no deform­ ity more shocking to the sensitive eye than to see an old, dark-complexioned man, who ought to have honorably earned his gray hairs, dyed black. The effect upon the handsomest man is that of a dug-up mummy. The skin, hair, and eyes all look very bilious alike; the skin assumes a leathery appearance, while the eye has an embarrassed, sneaky expression, and the whole carriage of the man is that ol ill ateaae^--Christian Union. A oraL employed in a Pall Hiver mill at S3 a week finds herself heiress to 8150,000. Thb human voice in its sweetness and puritv ia delieiously musical; with throat affections and coughs it loses all attractions. Dr. Bull's Cough restore* it when fatting tbrovgh coagjbM, \ this curiosity, eating the crust and sav­ ing the soft part for doing his work. He made use of certain salt to solidify his material, and when the various pieces were dry they were perfectly hard and insoluble to water. The clock is of re­ spectable size, and goes well. The case, which is also of hardened bread, dis­ plays great talent in design and execu­ tion. Thb Wobkino Hours or Lipk.---Sup­ pose a man threw away in every year lifly-two days for Sundays, thirteen days for illness, vacations and interruptions ; and suppose that for forty-five conse­ cutive years he works 300 days a year--- a very large average--that would give a man, in the mature part of life 13,500days. If you please, there isn't any doubt about that Supposing that a man have health and industry enough to work ten hours in each of these 13,500 days, he will have 135,000 mature working hours. A man who is 40, however, has but 90,000 hours left, a man who is 60 has so few hours left that 1 don't want to shock you bv mentioning their number. At the end of 135,000 hour & the mature working por­ tion of a life is ended and there is no doubt about this proposition. Positively the pulpit knows something on this point. Time moves in a straight line, never in a circle. We say Tuesday comes back to Tuesday. to Wed­ nesday, The name comes back to the name, but not the tiling to the thing. In no circle does time move, but in a straight line, an eagle's flight, forth and right on. The trees stay, but the leaves fall ; and you and I are leaves, not trees. , ' ^ Feeble Ifldfes. . Those languid, tiresome sensations, causing you to feel scarcely able to be on your feet; *hftt constant draia that ia taking from your system all its elasticity; that continual strain upon vonr vital forces, rendering you irritable and fruitful, can easily be removed by the use of that mar­ velous remedy. Hop Bitters. Irregularities and obstructions of your (system are relieved at once, while the special cause of periodical pain is permanently removed. Will you heed thw?-- Cincinnati ixtturtiajf Night, rison's barely-begun term of office. Abraham Lincoln was 52 years old, and Martin Van Buren and R. B. Hayes not quite 55. Andrew Jackson lacked eight months of being 57, and George Wash­ ington had passed that age when in­ augurated. OdiUy endugh, the four consecutive Presidents, Thomas Jeffer­ son, James Madison, James Monroe and John Quincy Adams, were each in their 58th year when inaugurated. ZJachary Taylor and Tippecanoe Harrison were 65 and 68 respectively, when they took the oath of office, and neither lived to fill out his term. In point of age James Bachunan came between the two, being in his 66th year when in a unrated. The average age of Presidents wli^u inau- gurated has been 57 years. . • ~ JU8T Sol [From the St. Loui» iN*t-Blspatch.] It pays to follow good advice. Mr. C. W Bsaun, in Eureka Springs, Ark., sends the lollowing item: I had been a sufferer with wyspepsia for the past three years. Advised Uv a friend, 1 used Hamburg Drops. At once, after the first dose, I experienced re- hef. I continued its use for one month and found myself completely cured. There are so many suffering with indigestion that my advice to such would be: Do as 1 have done--take the Hamburg Drops and get cured. _ • •; Too Loud. Jim Webster, a saddle-eolored sport, is in the habit of perfuming himself with musk and other fashionable per­ fumery, much to the disgust of Uncle Mose, who is a plain old darky, devoid of all ostentation. He met .Tim Web­ ster, and the latter said : " Look heah, Mose, I hear ob your comparin' me wid a striped poleoat Now l'se gwine to sue you foah dam­ ages." " G'way, niggah," said Old Mose, holding his nose. " I dunno which is damaged de mos' by de comparison, you or de skunk; but by de way yer smells yer must be representin' bofe' de beast- eesses, an' I ain't gwine to 'low nobody to double-team on me dat away. Look at de size ob dat brogan. G'way, or IU h'ist yer, chile."--Galveston Newt. that is available, 4tt even & stream. Water is eve-rywl traveler oousttoatly crosses m the river, whose course he is follow- ing, or through torrents rushing down from fields erf ice on either side The Pl over which we had to ride is ahr<ni 1,'CG Teat high, and in the month of June the "divide", was still blocked' with snow. This snow was hard enough [ to bear a man and pony; but in many places it would give way beneath them, whan both were on the same set of feet f and, in consequence the Captain and I! did a good deal of walking. The old guide, however, stuck to his steed, ex­ cept when obliged to cross a torrent on a precarious bridge of snow, and they managed to flounder triumphantly through all difficulties. An Icelander ' in riding usee neither whip nor spurs, but works his arms and legs perpetually, like the sails of a windmill, and can keep his pony moving at a pace which leaves the foreigners far in the rear. On the quiet waters of the fjord the ! eider dncke were taking their newly- i hatched broods for a first swim, avd, as ' we scrambled up the field, the cock ptarmigan fluttered and croaked over our heads, according to his habit when the hen is sitting upon eggs. The re­ gion of forests, represented by dwarf birches and whortleberries, is soon left beliind? and near the summit of the pass there is scarcely any vegetation Jof a higher order than Icelandic moss, while the bare racks are profusely marked with striations from trlmnora ttat have long since disappeared. A New Orleans minstrel show didn't half pa; up a ' and then the citizen got to buying tick­ ets to send friends there to hiss the joke, and so supported the show a whole week. This racket is patented by that end-man. [From the Lnwrencebnrgh (Ind.) BegUter.] Ocn compliments to St. Jacob; we have tried the celebrated St. Jacobs Oil on our rheumatic foot and experienced great relief therefrom. The Saiut is a public benefactor. Cato, the censor, learned the Greek language when he was eighty-four years of age. We shall follow the example of Mr. Cato, and not learn the Greek language until we arrive at the age of eightv-four. By that time we shall prob­ ably discover what good it would do us to acquire a knowledge of that lauguage. --Norriatoivn Jferald. The remedy that will core the many disoaoea peculiar to women in Warner'a Safe Kidney and liiver Cure.--Mother's Magazine. A man leaped from a third-story win­ dow, in Philadelphia, to escape from his infuriated wife. His leg was broken ; but that was nothing, he said, to what he would have suffered if- he hadn't jumped. The Voltaic Belt Co., Hanball, Kflclh, Will son<J their Electro-Voltaic Belt* to the af­ flicted upon thirty days' trial. Bee their adver­ tisement in this paper.' hot ~ Days' Trial UEALTty KEYSTO m»w m --mn *wiutat»----. JL VOWELEB * O*. 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The sum obtained will still be a multiple of 9; for instance, if the sum so multipled is 7 times 9 (or 68) and is multiplied by 12. it will be 84 times 9 (or 75G). Tne figures express­ ing any multiple of 9, if added together as units, will always be 9 or some mul­ tiple of 9. If one be rubbed out, the sum of the remainder will be so much less than a multiple of 9, thus : if the m of the remaining figures are 56 the jure rubbed out was 7, that being what is required to make 63, the next «nultd- ple of 9. IV The reason for excluding 0 from the figures rubbed out is, that if 0 or 9 he erased the remainder will still be a cer­ tain number of 9s, and the person pro­ pounding the problem cannot tell whether 0 or 9 was rubbed out; but if 0 be excluded of course the figure rubbed out was 9 (for it must be 0 or 9). 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