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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 25 May 1881, p. 7

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WJies OP TUG SClElfCKS-WlRtt*- owe. •k, wo«M yon rtndy medicine, gSt laaniag am- ty&jptr* fill yosct mind wtth aB thr IoM «ff mneeiea audaC veins; nam*.* that they CM bout of MMttd, jwl aay, dtir-moty oomioo], t you ru iwt earn them ere yon try to eaie oar *Ae« and puiim, ^ trrfn (leiih'vaf.y yon twe tbe mutating riaoriil*. 'ltr iu>-r,eido-ma*tmd aervee to tarn the head away; land upon ItrlPs ldacd, nor will think tb« verk », „ laborious, . 'iTo crow tbe Pons PferfoH* many times a day. ' -1(1 oouree of lime yauH ham, no doubt, the lawa of phyBiology, .^Wlth a 1 that Filter, Carpenter and Hoxtoy «en most know; 1 Ifie'U hope you'll pay attention to jrofeaeora of •a-:;7 pathology. And gaze on *11 the wonder* that the mtnrnaimiiu can show. t*u'U And how blood jtcee throuah the hum. aad how they're oxidizing it; How oertHin foods can do ua good, while others da : i#v na harm; Itte body*. ate » steam engine, tia really not aor-praioKtt fchouM take a wgolar amount of teal to keen WMm- ol«eBat*ry, and pharmacy, and isiftry, and •J, bO'UQT, " •jfUl<U'iri2P,rn^Ilc<! I fancy yon will find •aough^filla bu«y brain--that ia, if yeu have got fR 4, ***y; cannot cure the body till you've aaaply «toi*d ^; the mind. 1 » Ba'il oome when we are ill, like aome benevolent in-- . qcmitor; ' ;f*r gailant feats of aarg zy ahall etartle all the town; ^((•itegpluiiging Into lumey you BUT ARTE- Jtor *4»jv>inted bjr the Chancellor, like Br. Pri"h»"ti-ffirowne. , fl*"0, surely, la a fraud eaieev--to owe oar poor hn- , manrty ;, <W aH the 111* to which ear Oaeh ia helr-a nohlf strife ^ wage against cach fell .dlaeean, disorder and in­sanity -- To wn*! the victory tram death, and give the pa­tient life. And when you've studied all yea can, in order eete-Rorical, When you have worked at every branch of aeieMce under nun, Toull find--tlie illostratkra'a hot my own. bat in hUtnriotl-- "Yon pick up pcbUea ea the Bhoro--you've enJy juet betfui! LQD6M6S To LET. EpUode of the Fnadi Daring the Exposition, Paris was vis­ ited by mania for lodge-letting. From the middle of April, hanging up at the •doors of the houses, in the fashionable and central neighborhoods of the French capital might be seen bills with Joli apartement meuble a loner present­ ment "--" Handsome furnished apart­ ments to let;" and many afamilv, many a widow, many a bachelor or widower emigrated to some distant outskirt, giv­ ing up their apartments to strangers or foreigners, in consideration of receiving • oome thousand francs, while they them­ selves nestled down, during the great influx, in some humble locality, within or without tbe walla. In letting, there Was no distinction of nation made ; the torms were the same for one and all-- for the native compatriot, as well as the Milord Anglais--tor rfche German Baron, as welt as the Russian Boyard, the Polish Count, the dollar-laden American. --Cor everybody, in short, whoeouldpay; that was the one condition. Madame de Y -n young and hand­ some widow of 25, who, on the first of April in that memorable -year, had thrown off her weeds, resigned herself, among foe rest, to the reigning epidemic. 'One morning she ran for the lodge-keeper of the house in which she resided 'in the Chaussee d'Antin, and ordered him to nail up at the portecochere the universal bill. ; !4< Bless my soul! tfhet runnings up and down I shall have of lit !" exclaimed, in petto voce, with a piteous shrug, the seemingly-disconsolate porter, but who inwardly rejoiced at the circumstance; for he, also, hoped tcreapa golden har­ vest from the new-comers. "N'importe, Andre;" continued the charming young widow--«rN'»m porte; let my apartment for 3;000 francs, and yon shall have your commission - of--let me sec--5 per cent, if to a bachelor or widower; 4 per cent, if to a married couple without any > infantile . encum­ brances ; and 3 per cent., if 'to «.«family --and there are 5 Somes tfco drink my health." "Alas! alas!" greened -the porte- cochere Cerberus, as 'he pocketed the silver piece and promised, in A 'tone of melancholy devotednes6, to do his best. That evening the widow, accompanied by her femme de chMfibre, • took; up her quarters in a small cottage near the vil­ lage of FontcMay-aux lioses, outside the Barriere d'Eufer, and contiguous: to the pretty Bois de Mcudon., where she rusti­ cated in the full enjoyment of her inde­ pendent widowhood till ?tiie • expiration • of the term. On the 2d of Augwt "following, 'Ma­ dame de T retnrued tto,Paris,, and drove to her residence, 'believing that her apartment, which had -been let by > the concierge, was vacatad^and. ready for »her. « " Madame," said AnAm, •<<rthe genti©- tman has not yet gone.** ^ " ̂ hat gentleman, Aadre?" "The lodger, madame. Monsieur.tie BP' , a- provincial gesBfileman, very .«3mme il f*nt. Yet it is not i my fault, ior I informed him, th^ee days o^o, that kis time wae up, and thai ihe meet go; hut he saidio me that it was all xight; it'Was his aAUir, and he would ^square all matters with madame." J" Go and inform him. Aadre, rtkat I liwe returned,,and want my aywurtownts immediately.*' " Useless, madame--compdetcly .aae- less. He was headstrong as a doakey; he wouldn't listosa to lie; it is with y*>u alofM he wishes-to confer." " Ee it so. Andfie. Go befone xuid aa- nonuca me." Madame de Y----- was received most graeiift'.siy and politely by the pnoronoidl . tenant, who thus atitlressed her: ! •• Ytm (mnnot eoue^ive, madam*. ,how comfortable I find icy self in this your pretty apartment, itni how much f de­ sire to s^-end in it the remaining I My meaning is this, madame; my nwne is ArtJuir--Baron Arthur de B--. I belong to An old and honorable family --am a bachelor, and 32 rears of age. My estates ape worth 50*000 francs a y®®'--but this X mention out of respect to the laws of business ; and despite the originality and queerness of my conduct,, which may perhaps have offended you, I am considered a very good-natured person; and, upon the whole, 1 flatter myself I am a man fully capable of mak­ ing a lady happy. Wiil you, therefore, do me the honor of accepting my heart, my hand, and my fortun-j ?" To this sudden proposal Madame de Y--replied with dignity : "Your jest is not in very good ta^te, sir, and all I mm do is to laugh at it." " Serious, most serious, madame, I nm indeed--and, on the faith of a gentle­ man, I beg you to believe it." " What, sir! you propose marriage merely that jou may not have to give up my apartments !" " A little upon that account, madame, but still more because of a more over­ powering reason ; for among the many considerations I have had the honor of laying before you, there is one I dare not mention, but allow me now to con­ fess it--I love you." At this avowal, Madame de Y-- blushed to the eyes. What lady, young or old, would not have done so, particularly when the avowal came from a young, handsome and wealthy man ? However, she took it in good part, and laughed oiAright at her interlocutor ? "Yon are laughing, madame, and however--" " Yonr folly provokes my laughter, Monsieur le Baron. I really cannot help it" " Nevertheless, madame, I can sssare yon I am fully master of my reason, or at least as much of it as remains, sub­ dued as it is by intense passion." "What, sir! intense passion at first sight!" "You forget, madame, that I have been living three long months in your apartments, and that your portrait, which I now see as an adorable likeness, is iuuigmg up there in the next room. It was the first object that caught my attention on entering, and I have looked at and admired it every day since. Nor was I captivated by the charms of your beauty alone, for I am well acquainted with your merit in every way, your many superior qualities and your irreproacha­ ble character. A man, however so little he may lie versed in womanly affairs, cannot spend three months in a lady's apartment without noticing and studying many things disclosing her habits, her tastes, her feelings. I have been an acute, and, perhaps, an indiscreet, ob­ server, madame; and what I have dis­ covered has captivated my heait for­ ever. That heart I offer yon again, and humbly wait yonr answer to know my fate." J There was no'boiribast, no fanfaronade in the Baron's language, it was the re­ solve of a man who had made up his mind, and was determined to succeed. But the mom he urged his suit, the less he advanced rn it: till at last the widow signified to him, in due form and un­ mistakable phraseology, that he must instantly shift his quarters---thus giving him his leave, and intimating to him at the same time "that he must never think of setting foaft in her residence again. " Very weH, madame--I withdraw, and will not return till you invite me to do So;" the answer to which parting words was a saucy smile, and a toss of the head which evidently meant, " You have long to wait, Monsieur le Baron, before receivinm>such on invitation." However, at the end of a few days, the invitation was sent, and the Baron ar­ rived just as ishe widow had completed making herself more charming thau ever. " What have OPbeen apprised of, sir?" said Madame de Y to him, as he seated himself in an armtchair a la Vol­ taire right opposite to her. "During my absence, you brought my long- pending lawsaittto an amicable arrange­ ment." " Why, yefy madn me; < but you must be neither pleased nor displeased with me on that aocnunt, <as ll aqted only in my own interest'*' " How so, if you please, Baron?" "The fact its, -the lawyers' clerks were calling here with their papers every day; and, owing to a 'heavy and protracted suit I once had myself, I' have an utter aversion to < very 4 limb of the law,' as our allies, Messi«nrs les Anglais, have it Being acquainted^with your plain­ tiff, who is a debtor mine,'I made use of my influence over him, and soon got him to forego hes unfounded claim, and he made over to Die what he called his rights. It is tlweforean affair between him and me. But irest assured, mad­ ame, that your delicaoy.and susceptibil­ ity shall never htwe to .«»m>lain of izny proceedings. Y«ur lawsuit is forever quashed, nnd ths*t is all !*' Whereon the Baron looked the wiliow steadfastly but respectfully in-the faee, and gave no further explanation. Madame de Y--~ was -somewhat cop- fused; but, in spite of heself, she was !Kttu«u!, ,ve*7 i continually forced to think of her et- .no my »:!l tenant In every raamof her apartment he had teft some soatmnir. of his sojourn she might betray her senrtbilile at so noble nn action. But another cireum- st-vuee soon came to light, and caused the Baron to be invited, suddenly and nervously, to call a second time. This circumstance was as follows: A coxcomb, Leopold de R young imagining j - £ AV j UMI^IUiU. he had fallen in love with Maduiny d_ Y , be cans a, living in the house op­ posite to I era, he ha I cl auaed lit* and theu to see her at the balcony before missing her all on a sudden ar her de­ parture from her apartment. After many days' anxiety he determined np m writ­ ing her a billet doux, infcrmii g her of his love, and stating that he woi ll call that evening for an answtr. Having written his note, he wrapped it up in a small paper parcel and jerked it over the balcony into the window. It haj>- pened that the Baron had just finished the second breakfast he had taken in the house, and was poring over tho newspaper when the parcel dropped into the room. He took it up, and, finding no superscription, he opened it and reau the following: Chaining neighbor, for weeks and wetke hive I admired you lrom my window-ioat op­ posite. O how superlatively bappv «hoall"I be were you to do me tUe honor of admitting n»e to Tour presence, and allowing me to de­ clare tuvHtll aud crave pardon tor my pre- At 8 this evening. I will call, aak for udmiMron aud learn my late. Till then, minutes will glidu awav like yean from n.y im­ patient heart. Farewell till then, godiu^ of my adoration. LEOPOLD. He came, and the door was opened to hitn by the Baron in propria permnat. " Is Madame de Y---- at home ? " " She is not at home for you." "And pray, by what right do you re­ fuse me admission ? " " Methiuhs that right is very evident" "And you are here in her apart­ ment?" " True; but for the time being it is my own." The dialogue went rapidly on from cross words to a challenge; aud on the morrow a duel took place in one of the coppioe-woods of the Bois de Boulogne. This time, Madame de Y had ev­ ery reason, she thought, for blaming the Baron's conduct; so another invita­ tion was sent to him, which he duly at­ tended to. "How is this, Monsieur le Baron? " said the widow in tremulous and re proachful accents--"expose your lifa with such a puppy--a life so useful, so precious ! O, truly, I cannot but think you more foolish than wise." "I confess, madame, that I, was wrong ; bHt I merely wanted to put the young puppy, as you justly call him, in his right place, and save you forever from his importunities. He scratched me, but I gave him a gentle sword-thrust which will prevent him from annoying you for some time to come. Was that not a service worth having, my charm­ ing landlady t" " Yes ; but at such a price--the risk of your life and my reputation! Gra­ cious ! Baron, what will my friends think of me after such an affair ? You have compromised me terribly by your gen­ erous, your noble, your magnanimous conduct" " 'lis true, very hue, dear lady, aud I now begin to see I acted too rashly upon the impulse at the moment; and that, in tact, [ owe yoa a repara­ tion. " Madame de Y thought so like­ wise. "Well, my dear Baron," said she, proffering her hand, "since it was to be, it must be, *o let it be--vtm are friends." "And betroth«d >onea. mvchanaer." cried the enamored Baron, fondly pressing to his lips the widow's rij>e, red lipe. "And the marriage-day? When V "Oh,dear me! Man Dieu, vifltat a man! In a month henoe." And the compact was sealed. A Hot-Water Hirer. The great Sutro tunnel, cut to relieve the celebrated Comstook mines at Vir­ ginia City, Nevada, of the vast quantities of hot water which is encountered in them, affords an outlet to 12,000 tons every twenty-four honrs, or about 3.000,- 000 galione. Home of 'the water, >os,it finds ite way into the mines, has a tem­ perature of 195 degrees, while fou. miles from tbe mouth of the tunnel the tem- |>erature ranges from 130 to 135 degrees. To obviate ;the inconvenience which would arise irom the vapor such oast quantity af water would give off the flow is conducted through the entire tsin- nel, four miles, in a tight flume made of pine. A£ the point of exit the water has ost but seven degrees of heat. Sixty feet below the-mouth of the tunnel the hot water utilised, for turning machiuery | belonging to the company, from whettee it is carried off.by.a tunnel 1,100 feet in length, which ^serves as a water-way. Leaving itihe waste-way tunuel, tbe water! flows to tJie Carson River, a mile and a half distant. [This hot water is being utilised Jar many purposes. The boy« have arranged several pools where they indulge in hot tb&ths. Theaniners and others use it for lwandry purposes, and arrangemefxts are>being made whereby a thousand stares belonging to the com- ] pany are being irrigated. Itk> proposod \ to conduct tthe hot water through iron pipes, beneath ;the surface ot the soil. --poetry, ^Minciling. songs, iiiusic com-[j near the roate of thousands of fruit posed bj himself, thoughts aud maxims, [j trees which *se tto be planted, and in a etc., wrifcer. in her fiibum&and scrap- J; similar manuer give the necessary hook. All these gaiiant xvttentione !i\warmth to a aaimbeisef hot-houses to be iliave to stay in your charming capital; Hind I foiully hope yon will have the goodness 4o allow me «e to do. Wtttt- .enrer be yaar terms, I aacept them he- tfarehand." To this tke widow replied, somewhat «Wf>rised, tkat she had ne terms to pro- fiose; that -ahe wanted apartment, and must horo it. But gctater still was her wirpnse when she heard the provin­ cial declare lik determinat ion to keep it, even if it was necessary to stated a regu- |ar sie^. Madfcaae de Y .as&^avored. as gently as possible, to make him un­ derstand the impropriety of his conduct; bnt.dl -tG no avtui, for the tenant plead­ ed his .qaoiiie with jgrace, eloquence and wit The debate became warmer and warmer, the gentleman losing, and the Ij?lr gaining no geound, while Andre f-lipped to his k»dge, infoiming his petter-half that the storm was gathering above. At La&t, after much speechify- iag on both sides, the gentleman, breaL ing a pa«se of apparently deep reflec­ tion, spoka again; '•Well, madame, mains bat one way to arrange _ dispute, so as to enable yoa to r^'^1 possession of your delightful wti^ without ousting me from it" " SVhat is your meaning, sir?" de­ manded the bewildered young widow looking still more charming in her amaawnent •aidhe, "there oar littLs re- s«emed R.ost charnu&g to ther, while they piqt»)d her curiosity; aid when tht t impoitant part of ilie femakj consti­ tution is f.wakened ctaher aoctiments soon come torth and blossom. .Niow it lujppened that, tthe d&v after the Baron's i»ivited visit, * .poorvv oman, the another ot a family to whom Madame de'Y waski the habit .of giving,3tated {pecuniary relief, called to thankili ir for ler laat munificent douaii<an, whicl, she said, would keep her and hers forever. "You were absent, my too-generous benefactress, b«t i had the lioji&r of Aieetingliere with yonr husband."' "Myh«sband?N ejaculated (the widow. "Ah, madame, what an .excellent, what a kit> d-hearUui gentlecean ! Ah, how well rou are mated, for you -as it each other admirabi{7. Yes, madanu;, I t°ld him everything and how kisd, how Providence-like you were to me. Be seems to love you very mnch, and how eauld that be otherwise ? 4 Good wom­ an, ' says your husband to me, mad&uie, 'your benefactress is absent for the tame heiug j but, before she went, she left this with me for you, a&d thereon he put in my hands a pocket-book con tais- ing bank notes--a fortune, madame. I was loth to accept it at first, but he would have me take it, although Ood knows you ha^e already done much for me and my poor fatherless children. Ah, dear madame, how happy yon must be with such a husband 1 But it is only the just reward of your excellent heart and Christian virtues. May Heaven and preserve you both lor veaia an/» years to come. "Strange, strange, passing strange!" thought the widow. "Settle my tedious lawsuit--provide for my poor widow her children--leave some trace of him­ self everywhere around me I Bnt men are such queer characters, such originals nowadays." She resolved, however, not to speak to the Baron of his genercna eowiiict toward her proteges, fearfui kat < used for the propagation of eaft'y fruits jfcnd vegetables. Thej Let <Hisi Hunt an making dkange -on the Woedward anenue car pesterdav a passenger «h<jpped a pe&ny on ;tho floor, tend it W4& under tbt grati^s. Before he made a move to find it, he stood aip in theriaiddle of the car and said : "Ladies and gentlemen, i know just how you feel:ril»<iut thi.s nutter. iTvebeen Kiere myseK. I know that any one of frou hiidnriier putyourhandiin your pockets and give me 2 cents than see me £dt down ox my knees attd hunt aronn l for that cast. But let me explain. I do not «are for the mwoey, havin? o*er 15 cents left in my pocket, but thgt penny is AU heirloom in the family--e saorei relic to remember the *lead and; gone--and I appeal to your sentiment I to indues $ on to draw y«»ur Jaet under the ssate '.wikjje I make a general hunt." The passosgers good-mluredKr com­ plied, aud, after being carried four blocks pe«t liiis corner, the <man recov­ ered his sacred rclic and juuiped<cff the ear.--Detroit Free Press. OKBTAIN sounds from a musical instru­ ment %ill affect the flame from a gas jet causing it to dance about IT IS claimed that more rnin falls now in Nebraska than formerly, and that this rainfall is increasing with the march of settlement and consequent cultivation. A MACHINE for making laces hitherto produced only by hand-work is reported in France. Even old styles of laces, the art of making which has been lost, can readily be produced. The machine em­ ploys from 1,800 to 2,000 spindles, and from 200 to 300 pins. The Moniteur dts Fils rt Tissu speaks in high terms of the machine and its products, which is said to be fully equal to the best hand-made laces. AT VARIOUS points in the heavens there are clusters of stars, some of these con­ taining as many as 2,000 distinct orbs. Astronomers have established the fact that the smallest of these stars has a diameter of 180,000,000 of miles--orbs compared with which our earth is as an orange to the dome of St. Paul's; and yet there are thousands of such suns, in one of these faintly luminous clusters, scarcely visible to the eye! THE effect of the virbrations of sound is very peculiar. Here is an example: A plate of glass or metal may be held between the finger and thumb at one corner, having been previously strewn over with fine sand, then a fiddle-bow be drawn near one of its angles, the sand agit > the form of a Latin cross, the bow be drawn near the middle of one of the sides, a St Andrew's cross will be formed. IN COLORADO is a ten-acre field which is no more nor less than a subterranean lake covered with soil about eighteen inches deep. On the soil is cultivated a field of corn which produces thirty or forty bushels to the acre. If one will take the trouble to dig a hole the depth of a spade handle he will find it to fill with water, and by using a hook and line fish four or five inches long can be caught The fish have neither scales nor eyes and are perch-like shape. METEOKOLOOISTS have found that United States storms usually advance from the Upper Mississippi Valley to­ ward New York aud New England, less frequently toward Virginia and seldom toward the Carolinas. American Btorm centres most frequently pass off the coast between 45 and 50 degrees north latitude. The great waves of high barometer, with fierce northwest winds in their front, usually advanco from the Rock Moun­ tains toward Virginia and the Carolinas, but less frequently toward New England. BY'KEEPING the soil beneath charged with moisture, forest regions teud to make gradual and constant the supply of waters to the rivers and give uniformity to the flow; and lieijce, when forests are cut away, the rains reach speedily tbe streams, making them liable to alternate periods of wasteful viotence and worth­ less feebleness. The cuttiug away -of the forest has led, in the French Alps, to ^controllable floods, despoiled fields and an impoverished people; aud, in America, to annual seasons of dry mill-ponds, an immense sacrifice ot available water power and the desertion of many a mill «ite. WHILE our knowledge of the regions surrouuding the North Pole has been greatly extended by tho energy and en­ terprise of moderu explorers, compara­ tively little has been done in the explo­ ration of corresponding portions of the southern hemisphere. At the head of an American expedition Lieut Wilkes believed that he bail established the ex­ istence of an Antarctic continent; and this discovery was verified a year later by Sir James Ross, who found the exten­ sive Victoria Land, with mountaius 14,- 000 feet high and an active volcano. The Pay of Book-beepere. In this city, where business k widely extended, a book-keeper who has his employer's confidence can keep the lat­ ter continually blinded in points of great importance. The merchant wiliinquire, VHotv much money have we in the bank, Mr. Brown?" Mr. Brown will repty generally in a correct manner; but he may, by ingeniously altering figures, make a delusive show, it is said that "figures will not lie." Naturally speak­ ing they will not, but in the hands of a skillful accountant they may bo made to •do-so in a very surprising manner. The book-keeper McGulchen, of the Ocean Bank, succeeded in robbing that institu­ tion of §66,000 before detection, while j the book-keeper Leverich, of the City Bank, obtained $400,(400 of that iustitu- tioii. This, however, was an uausual haul, and will not soon 'be equalled, but itrshows what can be done. If lack of pay could be urged iu •extenuation, the book-keeper would have a powerful plea. 'This is always small iu proportion to the work required. They ace not and never will be paid more than enough "to eke out <a hard living. Some who have an unu­ sually laborious and responsible position may get what is called t daigh salary-- say $2,000; but such instances are very rare, and yon can hire eldest hands at $!1,500. The hardest worked-foook-keeper I ever knew got only $2,000, and his htlaors nearly, occasioned laihufiness. He had a very extensive set of .Woks, and hie neat hand ;and immense columns of figures were matters of ndmii'ction, but it WAS killing work. In large houses the boofe-ikeeper is occupied chaefly «ith the ledger, and hua.enough to do <to attend to "fating accounts" and keepiug the books balanced. He will hane his montlSy balance >sheet, commonly called a "trial tbalance," iready by the first of the month, and .the accurate balance between the debit And credit aide will prove that the ledger has been kept cor­ rectly. £f an error, even of only a, dune, appear, it must be discovered at b>w- eyer great a cost of time and study, and I have known a book-keeper to spend three days looking up just such an item. Hence the work requires great care and j an habitual exactness in figures.-- York Letter. SCRAPS OF SCIENCE, dietetic questions. The oyster is almost the only animal substance which we eat habitually, r.ntl by preference, in the raw or uncocked state, and it is interest­ ing to know that there is a sound physi­ ological reasou at the bottom of {•us preference. The * fawn-colon d mass which constitutes the daintv part of the oyster is its liver, atod this' is little else than^ a heap of glycogen. Associated with the glycogen, but withheld from actual contact with it during life, is its appropriative digestive ferment -- the hepatic disastase. The mere crushing of the dainty between the teeth brings these two bodies together, and the gly­ cogen is at once digested, without other help, by its own diastase. The oyster in the uncooked state, or merely warmed, is, in fact, self-digestive. But the ad­ vantage of this provision is wholly lost by Oooking, for the heat employed im­ mediately destroys the associated fer­ ment, and a cooked oyster has to be di­ gested, like any other food, by the eat­ er's own digestive powers. In gen tons Bnt Ineffectual. ~ In Illinois some gentlemen had a most elaborate plan for obtaining driuks. They formed an association lor the avowed purpose of promoting temper­ ance, friends hip, aud such-like virtues. One of the associates was already the happy possessor of a dramshop; the as­ sociation bought liim out hoek, stock, and barrel; then--foi he was a jolly good fellow-- they elected him to the honor­ able and onerous position of treasurer, becomes agitated, and finally resolves ' and left him in charge of the old shop, itself into the form of a Latin cross. If j So anxious were the promoters to extend the benign benefits of temperance and friendship that the doors of their society were thrown open to any and to all who were willing to pay the nominal fee of one dollar. In token of payment of the fee the member received a ticket upon which were the numbers from one to twenty inclusive. When moved by one of the "Beaaons why men drink; Good wiue, a friend, because Fm dry, Or lest I Kkould be by and by, - Or any other reason why," the member called upon the treasurer, presented his ticket, had a number punched, and received his liquor or his cigar. The treasurer took all the money , gave no account to the others, and bought all the drinkables and smokables. The court was so prejudiced, narrow- minded, and opposed to the enlightening influences of temperance and friendship that it considered the whole affair a fraud aud a device to evade the law, and that the treasurer was guilty of unlaw­ fully selling intoxicating liquor. I" one establishment, whenever a cus­ tomer purchased a cigarette he was handsomely treated to a glass of whisky. The court (knowing perhaps from per­ sonal experience the cost ,of such ar­ ticles, or having had ervidrcaoe thereof submitted) considered that the transac­ tion was a Bale of tho whisky as well of the cigarette, and acted accordingly, R. F. Rogers, jtin., in- Allany L* Journal. JLaw I CeaM Never Have Dane my household duties had I not been strength­ ened and sustained bv Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. Mas. G. V. OALHO^N, New York. A TOUNG aud well-dressed woman un­ mercifully thumping her mother upon the back excited mingled emotions of indignations and pity in the minds of the passers-by on a crowded thorough­ fare yesterday. A good-hearted but in­ discreet philanthropist who ventured to remonstrate at this brutal exhibition was bidden to mind his own affairs, and at last, after much gasping and cough­ ing, the elder lady explained that she had "swallowed a cardamon seed the wrong way," and her daughter was duti­ fully pounding her between the shoul­ ders to the intent that choking might be avoided. Surely, appearances are often deceitful.--Hostan Journal. EIUSRT'B EXTRACT or TAB AND WILD CREBBT has been used for twenty years, and during that time ban saved many very valuable lives. Do not neglect a cough or eold until it is too late. Try this exocllent iwrnedy, and we are sure you will bo convioced of its merits. Chronic Coughs, and eecn <"JoiiemnptiveB, are cim d by following the directions. Every bottle in war­ ranted to pive satisfaction. Prepared bv the Emmert Proi*i< tary Co., Chicago. Sold by all good druggiets. As A part of Dc. Holman's Absorption theorr of cure the HOLVAN PLASTUBS are of the nt- *uost iuipoitanc<«. Thev are esjieoially intended to act as an adjuvant of HOLMAN'S' PADS HI stubborn cases*, where there is persistent local pain or deticieut circulation; bnt they may be used wit},ottt the Pad, if desired. t« any spot or place wlurt- a pommrful and rcatiiy curative Plas­ ter is useful. , CKCUS SAX'S OOS*DITIOS POWDEHS are rec­ ommended by iiock-owners who bave used them as tbe best Horse and Cattle Medicine to l>e had. If the animal is Scraggy, Bpiritlens, or has no appetite, tbese Powders are an excel­ lent remedy, andevery owner of stock will do weli to try them. They are prepared by the Emmert Proprietary Co., Chicago, HI., a'vexy reliable firm, and sold by all good druggists. Ptnui COD LIVES 'OIL made from selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New York, it ia absolutely .pure aad sweet. Patients wine have onoe taken it pri it to all others. Physicians have decided it perior to any of the other oils in maoket. m#. ... . •»» a* ^ a ai a ^ a 1 ot ore* on* tn liiov vluvit*. Its btiftfnw*' tHe« MURDER Will out, *0 Will the fact tll&t Carbo- f cent 8ix*story buildm* on Bn ndway, tand it line, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the nat­ ural hair renewer and restorer, is the best prep­ aration ever invented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands of genuine ce aiicate* now in our possession abundantly piovu. REM QUICK On thp 1st of J.nne THK CHICAAO LEi>ork b«cpxk the pabttcataan -f * mm- },nt! n-frhir f© iai fctory, and in orekT t<» juve •rs «U «WHiumt.T t« t-TT* the prater for s ainrt tim® w.l! nwilit to iny *cicir«*.. Ttirer Maufti* far 36 ' «*«»).. b«*ianii^ wftci ti»c tiist number of nboTe Elorjr.' I'L --- - - is a column paper, handsomely prirslwl, snd tflo recognized P^IJer ^ <"»'• ffc'n". in vmir names enrly. Addreaa TUK I.CUCtk, I klcun, III. TKHITU U I • WW I N ««TF •' MNUIMIVC ftr*aWb MMT WRNT4 «9 TRL) W*?. mkt «T t*m, ATVI UEK D hair, MTH A ef rVTMfl* Marttrvts* $0 mmd ar wife. aawl t4we «r imm, germed to *9 rU Butum, lis. RUPTURE D? Tt i v^^llhe lnj"i2trasM ^"1^.by NI-V ;.w U I Office, IOL Broadway, i , lK>2k. ph<.to*r»i.hic liken«a<« b*d c««e» IwioT* and Kft«r com, msUed for Ute. R«wu« >f fraoculeutiinitatoT*. . *w wc. oewu* JCREAT BARGAIN! "lil® wfil!4n»prx)T«»! STOCK r AKM.onoof th;e l>ost in the Stateof Iowa; *?xxi Sprin* " in nino (ItfTerent tield»; nboui eight TOUPS r»f tng; Tw^story Hous>, tfonrteen nittdem two Tenant Houses, tsT© rooms t»Ach ; irood-baring W chATd itttd Fmit* : four Bams tor Horses, Citsl® f*mt ; H-Ny Scales, etc.. Urn num*rt«nft to mention *' four mile* from Adair Station, on O..R.I a p' R. K., eixty miles woet of Des Moi iwa. Capital of low* For particulars inquire of G, H. WKTMORK. Adair, Iowa" I ? tnwn. Teram sixl • 'free. Addiw H. HtULrrr I Co., FWtl] ATCMP wa¥TMt..r - -LL .. FRi?E»xi<U>r'w 4,h" P S BWSSES? 3 preme ^ tofarmebsa^ THKEHHFJtMKX. " nr*k*r*. CUn* * ter iiitttimmM • tfithpr PortabU>orTractioa,»»«ee •"<• f°r thrwhin*. sawing or for««•«•* • ; pnrrwse*s,buy «ho "SUnoXiSoa. : ; " Th* ' <**apni." For Ptiee-Uat«s* D -, * •.'i'M^tartrated.Pamphle-s (nnt fna) •?. • v -* • ;WM« to THF. AIXTMAV a TAIloa;; COMPANT, Mansfield. O. ; A AGENTS WANTED FOR DIBLE REVISION The b«at ond cboapest illu«trat«d edition of HIP riaed New TMtament. Millions of p .<.ple are wniUnjf for nf«2° Vr deCOlKVe^, Jif J-hn pnbliiK c1n' you ""J' wnlaxni 10(> nne encraTin^ on ateel and wood. A»ent« at* coining roonay aellto* thi. edi,k,n. Send for crenlanT^ Addnaa iiATlONAX. PUBUSKCCG CO Chicago, £U. GELLUL9I0 EYE-CLASSES. Representing lbs eholoest-eelected Tortoif? Bksll and Amber. The lichteft, hitndsomect aad strongest known Sold bv Optio^an* MIK JTewelsra. Made by th® SPENCER OFHOAJ >TFQ CO., 13 Maiden L*ne. New York. kandsoxDelj bound in cloT Wwk *nd fold. or. It 50 MDS'I Htstcrj of English LSI •hit 1 haa?<fsome oO cents. OUMT bookt equally tow. /W* «w#a4efw IhrJ MAMHATTAH BOOK OOl, r.atasn, u SgiKacfc; axiiM, CML mmm BOSKS IwMti r" - CONSUMPTION CAM »E S H A L L 5 = KBALSAM > • •FUTE\IJ < et the Laan, iataami aad paltaael ky IL.i»?a*E, AND prevema the ILNBL TWTATT AA< FRAZER AXLE GREASE. Beat to the WarM. Get the ireniatae. KT« 1TT WHS** bn* ear Trade-mark and la narked Kranr'a. HOIJl KVKKYWIlKKt! A«*RE« Over l. of Choice Farming In tho NEAR West For sale by the lowaR.R. Land Co. Cedar Itapi.i*. l.ivra. Brancb Office, 92 Randolph SR„5 Chicago, Ills. If yon are Interested In the Inquiry--Which is the best Liniment for Han and Beast?--this is the answer,at­ tested by two generations: the EEXICAN MUSTANG LINI­ MENT, rhe reason is sim­ ple® It penetrates e?ery sore, wound, or lameness, to the Tery bone, and drives ont all Inflammatory «id morbid mat­ ter. It" goes to the root" of the trouble, and never Mis te mse la doable ^iick ttm@» liKhtueaeacraee the cheet whlclt aicaMMaj theagh prafeaalaual aid fall*. Ni", •' ' •' / f'l i""j Battle Craek, MiclilMn. luinnrAOTvaxaa ev i V ^ H A T O H THRE8HEM, Traction and Plain Engtma 4 and HOTM PWHW. tJha&arfttoTkwawftnlHT > latsMMHi ta tke Worid. $ t5*m Q0 YEARS««?w%agl mauagenent,or location. «a"laak • Ir--d aair--(> #<--»eaall--rf--Ja •* ^ * J-*',- •! •rer aeen in tbe American A multitude of Ipecial fatfunt mmd for 1881, together with mp*rior qmlMt tx oxMarM. •IOH OKI »ut;*riab NOT dreamed of by OTHER maliia Four aizea of Separatoa, from O to 12 TUAS imoriMiK •apacity,/or tt. _ Two ftylea of " Mounted i MMnr. "TTNMI 7,500,000 aonatantly on band, FROM which la built tbe aotnpan>BK wood-work of oar macbinwy. TRACTION ENflWES Wtrovfgtt<.mattdurtjbU,€tnd tiUitolmr MIS. af. LO, UBMM FMR. VIV"; NICHOLS, SHCPAaO * OO. Sattta Craak« C.N.U. Wo. M IXTUEN WRITUTU TO ABVERTISBKM, ™. .please say yoa saw tbe H<TtrtlMM*al ia tbla Puiier. A CYCLOPEDIA WAR 'i' A - . An honored pnliMnhln* house, whoso history is reputed to extend l>nck into the last century, and whose wealth has been estimated «t If8,(K'U.(<0, is that of .l.B.Lippincott ACo.,Phil;.del[:hia. ITio Urgest ant mo*t important puhllen-U">n ever i-ssoed by tliem f T* * • a a ®_ ft w;i» n ci nnection with the *re«t publish ng l«.nw,«f .1 JK, 1^1 T1TI1 Tl (K (in. Ch«nit.rn», of Kdinbursh. B.<itliinil.Bnd lx.nd.m, Ku- " * """f 1"""v*' v v mm-T va ({Si,,i.that of Chambmrs' Kncyclopasilia which, many yenra a«o, the.v publisheditttho iso-callo: I low price of $at, afterward reducing: tbe price to #40, and Home year s w • 1 « • later, r.a tho resuil f »'"»•«>»•' ""b Unambers JbncvcloDSBdia.,h** "^hou«. I n ' f e l l . l i . ' t - i t a w Lippim-otts making chanaec in the Ameti.-nn edition. ci:ntia»y to the spirit while still using ti e name of Ctatnbera, the same Kncyclopiedia was bntuatd down to a ar £\£\ the ttill lower price rf $25. Now, in the gio-riotis year of 1W1, moved, of eiiiiise, n.,1 by III I tlu- fpirit of rivaby, but by the generous and laudable puiiKiseol placing useful knowledge *1#*^ a a \Vi!h.n resrh of the pet p'e. without rwa>d to the question of profit or of loss to tlwnitclvep, they are issuing en edition of this wine great worb. Citombeta' Kn 'yelo:>H>diii, which is taid <o le levlsed to date (edition of Mi-bitty ti mething. with census figuies «|tered?>. whi.h they lire ofFerin' at tie wondnrtully M ana mt low price ot $15 for tile ivork complete, in 10 great octavo vnhime3. Kven at this list, nnd- --^ tngly low price they ;il!ow tbe lar^e ol 40 per cent, when putchasea aie mnde in HII • WP laige uuontiiy. The aruiy of tlio FJtemry Kevolution alwnys lejo'icea nt the multiplica- WM al I ti< n of good l<ook« at low prices, and the AMF.UH AN BOOK KXCHASOI: is delighted w w • with the opportunity of unitis g with the f jieit iniblisliing houfe ot Lit pinooit in tiirtlieiine tt« safe of this work: and to demonstrate the earnestness of heir <?ood-will they propose, so Ion* aa the J.ipp ncotte cho».te to c* n'inue the mnnutactuie at till'- nominal pace, to furnish the public with the Lippincott edition at the low price of $9.60 per net (the 80 cents for cost of handling), delivered in fiew Yoik «p> a. « . e . city, orsent b> oxoraaaor ft eight to any part of the > fflA AaVeTtlfiMnPnt. United States or Cauda. C'on*idering tho munih- - ~ ^ vaOVM&17U !/• cent i l:.-r lityof the up-|.incotts' teims, it hns seemed n gient' pity thnt their modesty should piover.t them fri m adTertisinx more widely, and we theretoie tappknunt their geiieromt;- by ictttlering tuu advertii-etueni broadcast tor tuem at our as refer •a- The Literary Revolution a century's history, and ita praaent cash oapltal ia only abort (175,000. It waa started r. 1KB, with (70 cash and a tew old books, and two years Uiereaiter had reached the du Chambers9 Encyclopaedia <i (b--<S-H - <?»} being far more numerous t han CUSTOMERS for books. But by JAANARV, If THB diamond boots AND shoes are perfect fit­ ting, good styles, honest work. Boaenthal Broe.. Ghicaga A WKKK. «19 a day at home easily made. Ooatly L outtit frea. Address TRUE A Co., Augusta, Me. BENT TRUSS WW need; daarriptire clrcnlam fcee. 91. Y. ELASTIO Tsoaa Co, 683 Broadway, S.Y. SALESMEN wanted to sell on rommiaaion. Sendataaap tor terms, qoiok. PHtKMX PUB. CO , Warren, Pa. STEW-Winder American Watcti fcr a song. Catalagae for stamp. THATCHEB i. SMITH, Rochester, N. V. . p. it* - and a toe charactarof the - - >y Jtuinaiy, 1ST9, the tm J1 vo umt\ which was ineie sod to a pmduet in 18® in<' 'ctail store now occupy entire JS magnifi-tact- rios several ott er buiiilingH els-ewheie Haa not the honor of a century's history, and its present cash oapltal is only abort (175,000. It waa started only aa long ago aa September. IKS, with (70 cash and a tew oki books, and two yaara Ihecea.tor had reached the dignity of a garret in an Ann f 9 X!* 1 J • street Junk-shop, tl "army" o n-,isting -- -- ~ _ --_ -- . . small l ey, and from pluce. cimio-s trctutaif Itevolution had iiccumuluted suific ent Mren. th to t r.nt Itimi vtlumtt. Its bns'neas . fhco . Broadway, und its tbe city, and it g ves employment to about 6> U h.mtW. Une itoui of its present brgt? Itjst oit •t^ind id pubheat ons is an twJition of Chaml>er&' Kiirvi'lora4t!i.i. in W» l.enutilul cloth-'n und voanues, which It is soll.nir at tlx* low pric«* ot 66 j»er is«t (latt'Iy reducea in m ifc7.60). This edition is & verbatim rep;tut of fiie London edit ion of I8JJ0 m <• (instead of that of lh-sixty stmietbinn. u |J niVfirfiftl AnAVl i^fl ki the of the p:ncot t«, with tbo ai- *** V O HIA Mm Hv W terati» n of a few ces-•ua iiKUtea). Cham* era1 Krcyclot»»?d:a, however, is & fore&n work, find it could tcin-e-y beexpeUed t »at #uch &> a fweipn markt t, wt uld natch pivuiit «nco to / merman topicsas Amerleaia .. . . .re ar«T now issoinr. under fie t tie of the '* Llbrai^ of Universal Knowl* dice," a new rra • % a edition in ftiteen lar#:e iK tavo vof. nines, L«rge type. In which a iar^o 1 PI 111ft Tft It fi VIT! foiteof AmericaneditorsMidwrir®-- have isdd'-d about 16.W d topics, cov- AAA WIHpMall ll thoroughly Ameri*ix~ u --A --1,2-- '* ---1 » -cent, larger than J now joany for del ., . „ ^ thereafter. Price per volume in clot-b, |1; in half Russia, gilt top, gl.Go, nine, lir«t €eivt»d/* '•» »n old motto which we h?.ve &upp)t juen Work, edired n<i publi^bed lor a foieipn tujrkt t, vn uld feeders might desire. To supply the^e and other deliciem; ering ubout octavo thas i«-an<Kinff the work, ar.d ranking it nearly 40 per cent,, larger than the original Chambers', lo per Appleton s, snd 20 per wnt. larger than «John*:ou't> C^clopa^diaa. Of this edition, ten volumes are liveiy, V'o ume XI. will be ready Mny U0, and the remaining volumes at intervals of a few days • First come, ors,M and accordingly, on this edition, we aie J'or * This price will veiy shoit'y bo ncreased. days suppkmentetl by " Lowest prices to earliest pivehas* Jttc c/ay« offey.ng the lU to/umt« nov pubtifhrd at (he uei pri cm if #C eon per day At horns. Samslss worth $$ fiM 90 I0 VfcU Addreaa STIHION k Co t Portland, Ma The Happy <>>*t the B«S. A very shortvivpd, conceited little gaiai settled on tie horn of a boll, wul aat sliere for some time. At lact^ in de- epak of attracting Attention, tiie inseet eemafted that he aujiposed he had beeft a jgreat burden to the bull all thi* time. "Not in the least," responded the bull, pleasantly, becoming at last aware of the existence of the gnat. "I did not know you had come, and I shall not miss you srlren you go amy. Shooh, fly. don't bodder me ! '* " Ah } exclaimed tiae ga*t, in tri­ umph, " I have at last compelled yoa to recognize meu" Moral; Borne men are of more conse­ quence in their own eyea than itf the eyes of their neighbors. -- Qalvesipn NUM. B«w Oystan. Dr. William Roberts, ia an interesting caries of lectujgea on digestive ferments, published m tha Lancet, says: The pw<;tice of cooking is not equally neces­ sary in regard to all articles of food. Ttare are important dilicences in tiiic respect, and it iu interesting to note how correctly tbe experience of man­ kind lias guided them in (bis matter. The fgot cits of which rn) stiil use ia the cooked state ire eonif>aratively f jw, and it is not ditfcenlt in each case to indicate the reason ttf the ex«nj>tion. Fruits, vrtiich we conwutve largely in the raw state, owe their dierteitic value chief­ ly to the sagar which tiUey ^ontaia 4 but sugar is not altered by cooking. JVUlk is C(*jsumed by us both calked and nn- c^oted, indtflfercntly, aud «xperimeut justifies this iudifference; £or I hare f Minion trial thai, the digestion of milk bv paoci:-atic extract WAS not aup.-ecia- bly hastened by previously boiling the milk. Our practice in regard to the oyster is quite exceptional, and furnishes a striking example of the general cor­ rectness of the popular judgment on M KMC AT. EXAMIVKR Wanted In ewy oity and county for U. S. BENEVOLENT KBATEB- NITY Address L. N. HIRHBBEBO, Supreme Secretary. M N. Calvert street. Raltim oe. Mil Vlllllfl 11 <w to keep tor winter market. Kull pmt-L I I V ed directions given, -embracing 30 yenre' ex. fitflllj ^*renc® 'nc" *e postal order. Beferenoo of Sharon. J.D. Clarke,Shiron,Wis Mrn A- MONTH t Acenta Wanted I \.4fl|| IS Eaet-Bellin* Artlclaa In the world; a aasa-SjWWU pla/rM. JAY BRONSON. Detroit. Idlcl*. Of cotir>e tbe lf.,(SK) topics and 3»< ID page» of new matter added in this editi' n are not to be found either in tbt Lippincott edition or in our own ^6 editi<'n. Both of thein, however, me excellent works, tem&rkably oh#ap» aad serve a good purpose for those who cannot afford the new and enlarged edition. S(»ec;men pag^s, s. i>w«ng tjpo» RHS Five Thousand Book-Sellers. E/XH btates and t.'anada are prepared either abu^.datitly supply or liberally slander our publications. We g've liberal tsims tt» club* whore no bookseller act« RB agt nt Descriptive catalogue and illustrated pamphlet, describing book-making and type-setting by steam, wiil be Cree on requsst. AMERICAN BOOK EXCHANGE, : john b. alden, makaokb. 764 Broadway, New York. General Agents: Boston, TT. L. RRF-tfngs, 47 Cmmhilt; PfeflsiTelpMt. Lesvy ft Co.; Cincinnati. 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