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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 31 May 1882, p. 7

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' la famine it feeds them--what love can devil The blood of ita boeom--and, feeding them, Have you beard the tale they teli of the Itoe aaotf-whit* bird at the lake T W noiaeleaaly floata on UM atirery watt" 'It atieafly aita la the brake, Vflr it aavaa its eon* til) tba end of SiflM And then, in tha aoft, atill even, Hid the gotdan tight of tha Betting una. It atnga aa it aoara Into bttw 1 And the biaaaod water falla back from tfa 13a its only song, for in ringing it diMk Iw have heard these tales. A greater and better than allT Have you heard of Him whom the heavaoa atte>* • < Brfora whom tha hostaof them faUT ,'V Bvw He left the choirs and antbema above. _For earth iu ita wailing* and woes i , To anffer the ebam« and pain of the OMML " * % And die for Owl if 0 of His foes? "'( Prince of the aoble! O, eufferer Dtrtaet * <'• • "» tat sorrow and sacrifice earn? to thine? ?!!,$£""' ' Haw yon heard this tale--the beat oCtfemaBw '̂ The tele of the Holy and True? , . ; ' He diee, bnt. Hia lifa, In untold aottfa, * ' „ Uvea on in the world anew. ,V His seed prevails, and la filling the eu* As the stars fill the sky above. ' Be taught us to yield up the love of life) For the sake of the lit- of love. His death, is onr life; His loss is our gain The joy for the tear, the peace for the ] How hear these talea, ye weary and wan, Who for others do give up your all: - ' • Our Savior hath told you the seed that WOOld !(•» • Into «artt.'B dark boaom must fall; .;*• Must pass from the view and die away; And -hen wi 1 the fruit appear. The grata that seems lost in the earth below Will return many-fold in the ear. &death couies life, by loss oomes gain: I Joy for the tear, the peace for the pain. to top, sad itis hm than where ~yo« M*f «.fc.g^.^Ttkfamb«U<»P-» •upd pi pMnfMluBlbiL ualanis atni&ot tba nutfpi* findm* m- Bo M^m^jtker sir, and I BhalTbe forever ' HOW W0U6LE8 WON HIS l ' LAURELS. The hot summer sun was glaring down upon the surface of a quiet pond one aoltry day, the leaves on the surround­ ing trees hilng limp and drooping from the heat, birds sat with their beaks open, gasping for breath, and the only creat­ ures that appeared to be enjoying them­ selves were the frogs, who sat comfort­ ably, with their bodies beneath the rather shallow water, and their flat hea ls and twinkling eyes bobbing about here and there like animated corks. They were, in good quarters, and thought the world was a "very agreeable place after all; indeed, the contrast of their own happiness with the discomfort of others so enlivened them that old Slimy, the Governor of the colony, lazily opened his wide mouth and gave vent to the rather abrupt proposal, "Let's do something," though what he meant to be "doing" he had perhaps hardly considered. 'Do what?*? inquired a chorus of croaks from all sides of the pond, as the astonished froggies raised their heads to gaze at their ohief. " Something to amuse ourselves," went on old Slimy. " It is rather alow to sit here all day m this beautiful weather. The squirrels had a leaping match last night* mid the rabbits a raoe the day before, and we are quite in the background. Every one will'forget us unless we 'do something"soon." 3 Let ue have a race, too," cried Wog- gies, a nice ugly little frog, who was sit­ ting on the i^mk near the spot where Slimy waaL N What kind ?" inquired another, of the name of Boaster, who disliked Wog­ gles, and always made a point of con­ tradicting everything he said; "a hop­ ping race, or an elegant performance on your hind legs S Certainly with your figure you would make a sensation r '1 thought of a swimming one," re­ plied Woggles, cheerfully. "That would sail.us best, and be a good exam­ ple for the tadpoles, and show them what will be expected of them some day." " I have a better idea," interrupted Slimy, very dogmatically. " We shall have a rowing match, and as many of •on as choose earn enter the lists. I shall be judge; and a splendid race we shall have among ourselves, I can tell you." "How should we manage that?" in­ quired & discontented member. "Swim­ ming would be much nicer." 'Bowleg Is more fashionable," re­ plied the Governor, with an air of great experience. " Did you not see the crowds who collected to see the races, some time ago, when those mortals dressed^in white and blue nearly killed themselves trying to make a sensation ! We need not exert so much; but let us decide. You ean each get a small sod of peat--that is the lightest thing--and use a lily leaf for a paddle. When I have arranged: all the details I will let you know. At present I must go to sleep, for my brain has been overworked and feels like a furnace." So saying, the ancient frog majestically dived out of sight of his audience. 1 Old tyrant!" muttered Boaster. " If I he were not 15 years of age, and heml of [the pond, I would make a stand against his despotism. You are all afraid, and I give you fair notice that, as far as win- 1 ning the race goes, none of you would I have a chance as?ain<*t me. I had the privilege of seeing the contest old Slimy mentioned, and I know exactly how to | set about if ' ' We shall sea," shouted Woggles, as Ihe leaped off the bank with a vigorous Ikick, and turned a somersault into the |wate.r ; we shall see." JJeing ef a very energetic tempera- Iment, as soon as out ugly little friend Ihad imbibed a sufficient quantity of [water he left the pond on the opposite side, and proceeded in search of a peat |whereupon to practice his rowing pow- rs; and he was hopping along very omfortably when he tbomght he heard , cry for help, and, listening intently, " icovered that it proceeded from the rand at a little distance to the right ! the path he was pursuing. Woggles as never known to disregard an appeal |for aid; BO he turned aside, and, guided i>y the sounds of distress, soon reached k hole about eighteen inohes deep, down rhich he waa very nearly falling before ivod it 'r but, cheoking himself in time, he peeped cautiouslv ar, and saw a poor little field-mouse sitting weeping at tha bottom in m lieip- iss manner. " What is the matter? What brings on here?" cried our hero. " Oks dear S those cruel, aiea dug the lit because we ate all the bark off their mg holly-trees," nobbed the F'and I fell in." "Then, why don*t you get out if" inquired Woggles, verynator- Jy. "Because I can't," cried the prisoner, joftwdiNt of tfee bdi entreated the mouse. Thus implored, the good-natured little frog peered about until 1M beheld a pile of small stones, which he en­ deavored to push toward the hoi© by means "of ji is head, as his webbed feet did not render him much assistance. But after tumbling a oouple down, the first of which nearly demdished the little an­ imal he was trying to help, and the sec­ ond nearly carrying Woggles with it in its descent, he saw the plan of making a heap would not do, and he Bat down to search for an idea. "Doyou think,"suggestedtibemoose^ " that you corrid manage to push one end of a stick down ? because if the oth­ er end rested on the top of the hole lam certain I could run up it." "To be sure I could 1" cried Woggles, in delight at the plan, and soon the lit­ tle captive climbed up, and ere long was in safety on the outside of her prison. "Now what can I do for you?" she inquired gratefully. "Tell me some way to help you." _ In answer to this our hero informed her at his destination, and the moose in delight exclaimed: "I know whore there axe 'splendid peats, just what you want. Come with me am! take your ohoioe, and I will in­ troduce you to a great friend of mine, Mr.' Water Bat. I dare say he might be able to give you gome hints," Mo sooner said than done. Off the companions went, and when Woggles had ehosen a peat as light as a feather, and they had pushed it into the water, the frog swam behind and propelled it, and the mouse ran beside him on the bank, until they reached the entrance to Mr. Bat's hole, and the master of the house came out to receive them. Little Mousey eagerly told 'him of their plans, and the good-nat^ed rat very kindly agreed to give Woggles the advantage of his valuable assistanoe. "First, young sir," he said, "pull a lily leaf, get on your raft, or whatever you like to call it, try to paddle, and I will endeavor to prevent your craft up­ setting." Woggles, with many thanks, obeyed; but, as may be supposed, at his first trial overbalanced his boat, and only that the rat held it tightly on the side he would have been upset. Then he gave his friend such a black eye (unin ­ tentionally) in his violent efforts to keep steady that the rat let go, the peat turned over gracefully, and the frog dis­ appeared, making a splash which reached even as far as the mouse, who was sitting on the bank watching the proceedings. However, Woggles was only refreshed by this mishap, and, mounting again, feeling much cooler, he soon began to discover the method of managing his boat, and the rat took leave of him, having given him a hint to conceal his craft, and on no account to leave it in the water, or when he wanted to race he would find it quite heavy from the moisture it would soak np, like a sponge. Woggles sot out to swim across tne pond and join his companions, but on his way sonnds of strife arose, an:l he saw a newt with a beautiful orange-col­ ored breast waging war against a smaller reptile of . the same species, while around the combatants were Stftrwefl the* remains of several tad­ poles, upon which the orange-waist- ooated gentleman had been feeding when the other disturbed him in his repast. Woggles stopped, horrified; Ms first feeling was rage > at the destruction of ihe harmless tadpoles,, but soon his kind heart was toadied at the sight of the ill- treatment the smaller newt was receiv­ ing, particularly as he knew if the larger one conquered him he would certainly eat him; so with a few vigorous strokes he swam between them, and, making a snap at the big fellow, which took the point off his tail, he interfered, and the maimed creatine, hutrying off'ia dis­ gust, left his little opponent to be oon- soled by his preserver. "Areyoa moch hurt ? " inquired the frog. . "One of my eyes is gooetH replied the little newt sadly; " but never mind, I have escaped with my life; that is something, and I shall have a new eye in a year. How can I thank you, sir, for helping me ? I will never eat a tad­ pole again if that pleases you; I will live on worms and insects entirely." "Ah! that is a good promise,", oried Woggles, cheerfully. " Keep to that, and I am your friend. You had better hide, for fear your enemy should catch you again;" and, so saying, he swam on, and presently he found himself among his companions, who were just settling themselves comfortably for their nightly concert, whereby the nervous inhabit­ ants of the neighboring houses were kept awake, devoutly wishing they could adopt the same plan which the Frenoh nobles pursued just before the Revolu­ tion, and have the poois beaten with long sticks all night by their dependents to keep the frogs quiet. " Oh, hefeyou are !" sneered Boaster. '* I suppose you have been practicing jour attitudes in readiness for the day of the race. Your snub nose and crooked legs are so enchanting." " Hush I" commanded pld Slimy, who did not want to have any disturbance. " We have arranged all the prelimina­ ries; the raoe is to come off on the day after to-morrow; the prize is to be a large leaf of the most delicious straw­ berries, and the competitors are to start from thi« bank and go right ataoss the pond and back again." " That is too long a course," drawled Boaster, trying to scratch his nose with his hind foot in a graceful manner, whereby he nearly fell over. " Hold your tongue, sir!" croaked old Slimy. " I have arranged it, and if none of your companions object to the distance, why should you ?" " Because I choose," muttered Boast­ er ; but as a charming young-lady frog just then whispered that the chiefs words were inspired by the meanest jeal­ ousy, and that he (Boaster) was the haadsomest creature she had ever be- held, he allowed himself to be consoled, and to refrain from "ilia verbal attacks cm old Slimy.'* Next day the colony was In a great state of bustle. Some frogs set off to collect the strawberries for the prize; these were the strongest and boldest, as it required great presence of mind, and was a work of oonsiderablo danger to rob a garden. Old Slimy and a chosen band arranged all the rules for the raoe, and told off a number of the darkest-colored frogs to act aa policemen, to the tapoles, both restraining these restless and excited youngsters from getting into the way, and also guarding them from the newts, who might be reasonably expected to make a raid when they lound theold frogs' minds diwfaHmfaWl by the amusements going on. boats aul setUsd upon which Wiswlsr a* all events most important part at the Woggles alone wivaMy _ rowing, and went to ase how hie FKrtegs, the newt, waa getting on. The eventful morning dawnsd at last, and soon crowds began to assemble, for Jittle Mousey had awattering tongue of her own, Mid had spoken of the expect­ ed raoe to all her rnsods and acquaint* •BOSS I so there were several cousins of hers present; Mr. Longtail, three har­ vest mioe, and man j others. The kingfishers were disturbed by the oommotion, and sat solemnly en a tree above the race-coarse, hoping the un­ wonted stir might send some minnows in their way, and the number of slag- beetles, lissards, and even hedgehogs oolleoted was really astonishing (every one Mid), considering the short notice which had been given of the eontest . Punctually at the appointed time the competitors made their ap­ pearance, each escorted by a cirole of admmng friends; the weather* was warmer tha* ever, and only six frog?, among whom were our Mend and Boaster, had been courageous enongh to put in an appearance at the starting- post, and Boaster had only been con­ strained to do so because he could not draw back from the promises he had made when the plan was first pi » He had got himself up in a manner, as he thought. Brown and gold being the fashionable colors, he placed a helmet, consisting of the large half of a grouse's egg, upon his head, and a splendid spotted tunic--which was in reality the discarded skin of a viper, and which was confined around bin mon­ strous waist by a tight, very tight, belt --adorned his person. None of the other frogs could any attempt at outshining him, though they had done their best; all but Wog­ gles, who, calculating that the less con­ spicuous he made his ugly form the bet­ ter, had contented himself with tying a cool green leaf over his head, for he dreaded the sun, one of the most string­ ent rales being that none of the frogs were to leave their rafts for one moment from the time they started until they reached home, on penalty of forfeiting the prize if they disobeyed. Woggles cautiously drew his boat from its place of concealment and mount­ ed it. H is opponents went to look for theirs ; bu,t as they had not taken the precaution of leaving them to dry, they found them heavy with water and hard to move. There was no time to get others, how­ ever, and at the sound of a bogle made out of a dandelion stem the racers start­ ed, amid a great splashing of lily leaves, squeaks from the mice, hoarse shouts of the police, who wildly struggled to keep the course clear, and flapping of tadpoles, who tried to break through the ranks. They had haidly given three strokes when five out of the six competitors were struggling together in the water. Like Woggles at his first trial, they all lost their balance, and came to grief amid the rapturous cheers of the assem­ bled multitude, and of course lost some time in righting their boats again. Then Boaster, determined not to be beaten, and disgraced before the eyes of his admirers, worked so hard that his belt broke and his tunic split open (his helmet had been lost at the beginning, when he was first submerged in the water). Hie four other frogs came splashing and panting in the rear; bttt the race was plainly between Boaster and Wog­ gles, who kept steadily on his oeorse, intfent only on reaching the goal But the race was really a venr long reached the distant shore o£ the pond they had begun to get one; before the frogs reached the id they had begun to thirsty, and "when they turned to come home,- Wosrgles felt he would never be able to reach the starting point. Already his plump body was becom­ ing shriveled and wrinkled from want of moisture, his long tongue was glued to the back of his throat, and his limbs trembled. Still, however, he worked ©n bravely and determinedly. Boaster had by this time nearly over­ taken his little rival; and he, also feel­ ing the pangs of thirst, coolly over­ turned his own boat in order to obtain the bath he required without openly breaking the rules; for how could any­ one say whether the upset was an acci­ dent or whether it was not? He lost some time, of course, by this maneuver, but trusted to his agility for overtaking Woggles, who was still pa­ tiently laboring along, bat with feeble^ unsteady strokes. His friend, the rat, popped liis head up beside Vim, and in­ quired, shoulcl he give him a push; tost the honorable little fellow gasped : "No, no; it would not be fair." A few strokes more, and then lie passed under & plant of water-weed, and suddenly a shower of cool, refreshing water descended on his parched and burning frame. He glanced up, and oa a stem of the plant above Mm sat Ms one-eyed friend, the newt, holding in his fore-legs an empty snail-shell, the contents ot which he had just that mo­ ment poured upon his patron's head, "Go on ! Cheer up 1" he whispered ; "there are three of my sisters waiting for you farther on, each ready with another bucket of water. I am sure you will win ; fair play always does. Now then, don't look behind." Encouraged by the • advice, and still more by the reviving liqmd, Woggles plucked up courage and worked on. Gradually Boaster was left farther and farther behind, and, when our ugly little friend at last reached the goal in triumph, none of his opponents were within sev­ eral yards of him. The frogs who had been accustomed to jeer and laugh at him for hie size and shape crowded round him with their congratulations, and many jests were launched at the dilapidated Boaster by his fair friends when he drew Bp his heavy boat, and, after giving it a vicious kick, declared that he would never enter a raoe again long as he lived. But little Mousey conveyed the warm­ est congratulations of all, for, pressing olose to her preserver, she murmured in the fullness of her gratitude to him, " I Ana proud of you for yourself and your true, good heart, not for aaytling you have won." itAB* w^vmrm m Dr. V. BREAST. I.: Dear Sit-- Ilbo«gWU*d Men than four M*dl*al Mseovwy," "Ife and M to Jin* ni XovsgnMMlji tafciapyoar "Golden lifcspS# JtaMriptum Mtoh. WKITE to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkhaim Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets relative to her Vegetable Compound for female complaints. MOBOAK'S wife would never go anywhere he wanted her to go, and he led a Borry existence in consequence,. One day Graham accosted him with: "Morgan, I hear yonr wife is pretty sick." "Yea, she's pretty low." "That's too bad. Do yon think she'll go't* "Sh/'ash® • -- • • "ahecant this hope for her."--Tankers Gazette Now THE maiden sadly sighs, with a miat before her eyes, as she settles baiok, and in her mind doth dream, dream, dream; soon tag she will see, Charles Augustas Henry B., whose pocketbook she'll empty on ioe arosm, cream, cream. ̂ EVZBY lady who shops by mail should send five three-cent stamps for a copy of Straw- bridge & Clothier's Quarterly. The present number contains 1,000 engravings, illustrating the new fashions, and four pages of new musia. 8trawforidge & Clothier, Eighth and Market OOUKTBSXES at an introduction: First gentle* man--" Madsnv. permit ia« to introduce mv f rieod, 1L P. w» is not a •arly so much »f a fool as he lariat" Second groOemto--"Tlmt Is wliace my Maod differs ma me, madame." «*mscAm.is sotra» Ms B. JPHSBCE, M. 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The losses of the allies who were fighting the Little Cor­ poral are variously placed at from 30,- 000 to 40,000 in killed, wounded, and prisoners: Alison gives the first figures and sets down the losses of the French at 12,(MM!; however, Russian and French accounts make their respective Losses smaller. The French amy was about 80,000 strong, while the ttlied armies numbered about 84,000, of which 16,-. 000 were cavalry. n«a«f l<ar|e BnUn. Men of large brain aometimes suffer iron feelings of extreme mental exhaustion. Thia feeling shonld not be neglected. Heed ench symptoms as nervous debility, blotches, skin diseases, dimness of sight, oough, catarrh of the bladder, and general despondency. When thus afflicted hasten to use Dr. Guysott's Yel­ low Dock and Barsapanlla. It strengthen* mind and body exhausted by disease and suffering. It is the truest of all life-giving tonics, and na­ ture's best assistant in restoring the proper function to every organ affected. Ask your druggist for it EXOMSHHBN complain that canned tomatoes from America teste of the solder, but say they are nevertheless better savored than starved, sunless English ones; and the Pall Mall Gazette, after saying that green corn, with fresh butter, is lik«st to nectar of all mortal things, and after growing enthusiastic over luscious, melting American green peas, ends by "saying buckwheat pan­ cakes at breakfast will doubtless be an unknown luxury in England forever. Ma. ABTHTTB MCLANB, of Greensbargh, led., write : "After suffering many years from ex­ treme mental exhaustion and nervous debilitv, ana failing to find relief, 1 expected to die, hav­ ing tried all advertised remedies for early de­ cay, with no benefit. My mother was using Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1 took a dose occasionally and it made me feel better, I bought a bottle ; it did me great good. I am now healthy as I ever was, and Have no more disturbing dreams." A SYRACJCSK Justice of the Peace post­ poned a trial on account of the death of the prisoner's mother, the prisoner ask­ ing the favor in piteous end tearful tones. When the trial was resumed two days after it was found that the gone to Canada, and that been dead nine y es**. the next man that tries on him has got to produce certificate from the doctor who attended the deceased That would seea to be ,< A Vske ftwa Oamlia. " MWDobaK Sr., OMAHA, Neb., May 24, i$8t" " H. H. WABNKB & Co.: Sir*--I had suffered fifteen years from a combination pf liwr and kidney trouble until cured by your Safe Eidnej and Liver Oura. O. B. MISTRESS--"Forgot It? Wlqr, I told yon te impress it on yonr mind." Bridget--"It was on my moind I put it, mum, and me noted wint astray wid It/" ARK your druggist about KitiSey-Wod Ba will tell you it always succeeds. ner had y or a A BBOOKLTO men advertises a powte to "core oats and dogs of somnambawia.M B la put in a gun. <, Decline sf Id an. 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UHCUK SAM'S CONDITION POWDKS prevents disease, purifies the blood, improves the appe­ tite, gives a smooth and glossy coat M hair and keeps the animal - in good condition. It cures Distemper, Coughs. Colds, Fetor* and most of the diseases to whiofc Hones,' Cattle, Sheen, Hogs Pcaltsy ase subjwt, sua shoaid be used &y every one ewntag or having the can of stock. Sold by all Droggists. Tte V. 8. Government am using large ana- ben of The Improved Howe Scales. Borden, Bollock & Co., Agents, Chicago, BL Tn the new brand, Spring 7obaoo& HEM'UED FROM DEATH. William J.Coughlui, of SomeniUe, Mia., aajra: 1" the fa& of 1876 1 wss taken with bleeding of tbe lanss,ftlk lowed by h aerwre ooa^h. I Um mj appetite and fiesta, and waa confined to tor In 18771 waa admitted to tha ho&pitaL. Th&doe&ofs said I had s hole in my hmg as k h&li dollar At one a report vmt etouikI that I was dead. I gave op hope, bnt» friend toid ma ot Dm. Woxux HALL'S BALSAM fob THE LUNOS. I so* a bottle, when, to mjr surprise, I commenced to feel bet­ ter, and to-dmy I 1m1 better thaa for throe yean past. I write this hoping ererjr one afflicted with diseased 'ansa will take Da. WILLIAM HALL'S BALSAM, and becon- Tinoed thatcoxscxpnoK CAN BE CUBED. I can jxrai- ttrelj? aajr It hue done toes® good than aJl the oUwc it •inae t have taken since my eisknesa. SB to $20 SSAt/SSMgnStHISi TRADIK6 STOCK BSSKffiSteWS; $72n3(faM MforSl. -A«Rm ment Co., UNIVERSAL ATTACH-Fulton St., Brooklyn, N. Y. •80 tSBftttisssi'istxs HULLERS5SSS Ohlaese EagUfllu ¥«b» Ifcno, aaataoad-eye deniaut of t*» BMb^poUa, being seised with a de­ sire to keep some poultry in the baae- meot ot hia hooae, ae&tiu thia remark- s-bla application to the Sanitary Bureau: "We oeaapj the first floor in the froat boilding as dicing room and tha •MXMd floor m the rear house used for kitehea the oellar in rear building osed for put coal and woods in case some time to keeping ehiekens and dticka fbont two or three doaens remain in the oellar a!! night the front house all Chinese tenants top to bottom bat the mix house top floor oocupny by Jewish use for aa tevfor work." Such horolo wrestling with the Eng­ lish language ought to have been re­ warded, but the Sanitary Inspector de­ clined for sanitary reasons to grant the application. --Biiffa h Express. As SHIPS meet at aea a moment to­ gether, when words of greeting must be spoken, and then away into the deep, so meet men in thi« world; and I think we should cross no man's path without hail­ ing him, and, if he needs, give him sup­ plies.--Henry Ward Bcecher. "Then yon don't want to rent me yonr house?" said a New Haven man in search of a rent, "Yes, yes. But you sao Hie family In it now owe me a little rent, and I don't exactly »oe how I can get 'cm out" " Haujr it all. Warn 'em oat. That's ihe way the? do to me." And then he wondered wfcyacmlouB expres­ sion came over the face of the iaMlord.--JVeto Haven Register. A KTSI> H2ABTED woman, moved to ptfy at Ihe speetaele of a poqr man asking for alma before her door, rashes out to him with some cold victuals. "Madame," he replies, haughti­ ly, letting them fall on the pavement whioh she had Jost swept, "do not insult my manhood 1 I may be a beggar, but I am not in want 1" tiffin* Ameng Ota m«M«inal mean* of a'.muting ^taeaaat HostetterV Stomach Bitten stand pre-eminent. It checks the farther progresa of all disorder* of the atoaa- aob, liver and bowels, revives the vital stamina, prevanta and remedies chills and fever, incieaeea the acUvitf of tbe kidney*, counteracts a tendency to rheumatism, aad te a genuine ittajr and aolaea to aged, infirm and BMVNS faraona. W ffor aalabyaMPragslalsaadPealangaperaMiu LA wtr CAjrvAMMs ««m a> tow* to kD oar Magnetio Oocaet and Inaole* Uood oom-Inetoaa ctamp for terms. MAS* sell SKTON APP IB 00.. S18 State St.,' Chicago. EVERY ONEM U S I C Will |rt valaaU* Infbrmattoa FBB tj for circular to B.roUBJKS,Boe«aN,lfaia. (Who aie rtvtaed every mootb ot jf Paper 8 took and Printing Material abnold addraaa P. oTmb 839.CtikMgo.nl. t A.REE0 I SDNS' PIANOS. 1 Vtow Qlvtnlid OstftlflMrvML 1HL Mot SMQUI •nt ffer Ladtet. 9T Laa«M TkjiUUm T MAKE HENS LAY. An Bogliah Veterinary a valine lntbia idCatAerowd i«haiRh«4A & K I D N E Y W O R T IUS GREAT CURE worn ME8MATISH Aa It to Amp s» dissssas of the KIDMK «£» I UW« AMD BOWILS. It gjsaasae tte sjatw ct I to a--sis the draadfol i r wblebl THOUSANDS OF eASES ot the wont form of this tanibla dJsaaaa | hwre base qalaUy raUarad. in m ataost t PERFECTLY CURED. Uiliii--j-- , --' aa immsnas •ale in every part of tbe Country. In Iran* dreda ofoaaaa it haaaorad where all else Bad Ailed. It la mild, bat •Solent, OEBTADI IK IT8 ACTION, bnt Wmlaaa in aU eaaaa gylt elaa-li.HrMgftaaa a»l giveeKew Ufb toaU the importantecgaaaof flwbodr. TbenataralaotlonoftheXidneyalaraetorsd. The live* is elasnaaJefaU diaaaaa.sad tbe Bowala move freely and haalthfally. b> ttds wajrtba wont diaaaaaa ace aradiastad fteaa tbaayatao. » Aalthaabeen proved ty thnwaanila that K I D N E Y - W O R T laiasdj Bat alaaTiatngtha gystsmefaPMSSbiH aianiues, Xtaheudbe •»ad to every household aa a aPR.«AjifDlciMSimt 10 MEDICI* Kuoooraia, ot aadannKUIl la pat ep in Bry Vegetable Fevm, in ttn eas% sea innfcmrr *t A)aaiaU«aidPew,very CiaiaetraSadtar lb« imeiealani i nf Hi nil irh~ rrirt---""Ti-- fmntL «b irovTooa MEDGonc. nocaiLH WXUU* BlCMACTHOll A Ca.. Prep's, iWUIaaudtaadrvaaateald.* gCBtCTBTeCVT. KIDNEY -WORT ' > ' ' ' ' V • ¥ v TBI# MCW ELASTIC TRUSS SiSNB lav ana sight, aag a laSKal aaaa a» PEBBT DAVIS' A WE MO SURE tEKDYFOI mm, BiarriNU, DysMtftif FOB SALE BT ALL HBUCKjlSTS. FRAZER AXLE GREASE. AOKNTS WANTEDI The Women NewBMk of Mormonl&m aWSIw to victim UMBHIV*^ vritk hMmln BY C WUIsM, ft kai bMB tralr »t]rM "UM uM-morl mA csKninstiaa of wonaa't btarta atthcy Mirek anSaek* an4«r i of Falvnav." TkiilllBgly biUrwUB|ls iaS nib at * kmt tSTFal! fwrttalui mtA <p«lal unoi ftet. AS A. a. MBTTLBTOIT * CO..Ohlca«a. X1L AGENTS WANTED FOR THE ICTORIAL HISTORYo'̂ WORLD Bmbraeing full and autiicntic nooonnta c.{ evury «iv" •ion of ancient and modem t nie^, and inolndtng a his. at the itae and fall < f tbe Greek ana Roman tlraa, the middle am. tha araaadea, tbe feudal oa- a relocation. The diaaovary and aattlaaaan* of r World.etc.. etc. eontaina BTJ ana Matorieal engiavinga, sad ia the •mat eompleta H.»tor7 of the World ever pnbKahad, Kid foi spaeiman pagoa and extra tama to Agent*. ADDING MATIOXAL PUBUSME Oo, Otneage, IQ, LTHREaHgR g*Ji 5STASS ULUfiK eaptthsatem HasaMgasqwafcaiof«iriieHn> •odfliMalog snrfSea ttaaiBvdteniAbat aaA Botbaovezioadad. RlabottowraadTmihrWaal Onr CXOVBK HUIXINCI ATTACHMENT <nnr and very daslsaMa.) HEPAKATOK8 of As Tarloos sizes flttsd for Steam or Horsa-Povrar. Tka ELWABO, tha PITTS and thaWOOOBITRT Hegee«Pewe»e, ssmsdsbym. srsensiocjl^l.. STIUWATERMJO n^^^EHilNE ^ ; Is not signii^ a pledge ? or taking a solemn oath that * cannot be kept, because thenon-removal ofthecaus^ --liquor. The way to rnakg:. a- man temperate is to kill j the desire for those dieadM.s^ripAs ^ 1 > ;'l artificial st imulants that car- * Vj ry so many bright intellects I to premature graves, and*** desolation, strife and un- j* happiness mto to many feumlies. ' ; ' ' -" 1 : t+K •jft .:;v w _ Itisafact! BROWN'SIROW Brrms, a true non-alcohol-; tc tonic, made in Baltimore^ Md.,bj tbe Brown (^hcmkal Company, who are old drag- s and in evexy pwticn- en reliable, will, by ing tbe cmving appetite eff the dmnkard, and 1 lycmia^: W> the nervousness, ! and general ill health resold ;i ing frtsip- intemperance, d4 ij'fi •Ji. % mmetopnonoletenipenuaee^! .. in the strictest warn HuUft * a i w e d i e r s w a n s i i o w k i i o w i M . , v . , v » ' f • vf "• K \ih * • * > I-1 ^ It Is a well authenticated, •> •' ,r. \' ^ ^ feet that many medicines, r especially' bitters,' arenoth* , " it ^ ̂̂ concocted for use in option countries. Sucli if t ^ 1 not the case with BROWN'S ., # IRON BITTERS. I d s a m e d i w ^ ̂ ? c i n e , a c u r e f o r w e a k n e s s * ^ . V « , and decay in the nervousl v muscular, and digestive oit?' ̂ gans of the body, produol ^ Ing good, rich blood, healmj"' and strength. Try onebotK^ tie. Price $uxx , I, . IA'< an#.... , ©•BO ROOT toa&aad . . . < > * * ' ' w onctarfuHy ^mpia a&d pacfeat In Ha thmUa* ttJia^paratawgnsBttaa. SaTaaAlXthaGteatnaad cleans It reedy Oar Market. strutted dmaktr, teMtad baauttfnUy, iasrt axpae. alve, and most eooootnfcal a&d SATtSFAOTOBT MACHINKKOW BBBV KIM XTWA • * •* -i , w BLACK HAWK Wealsomska tbeSTOXWATBK Hto.lt and MINMBSOTA GIANT FARM EMOIMSS, saoii having nteMha and fitted for boata* straw, wood or ooaL These Engines are mads sad flntohad in theew* wnwr. TRACTION ATTACHMENTS can be farnkbad with utj ot Pawn, PribrMwJWarf Otrua/en. sddrass SEYMOUR, SABIN 4 CO. ENGINES HwBaite wmsewSSSSnriSi^aaSSr H. A* PITTS* 80N8 MFCL OO. ' fa«x»» Jswaiaontt. emoMMbiu, •sy war wan vT8k-i- mutt ©. H. U. Msuiutaoturera. MihMMr.DRIme WHEN WK1TISG J»l««»e m paver, i TO ADTRRTI8RIM, saw the ailiesnaiaasai aaaa «&«>«>< frott Can Mak«$1000 Spttdilf. at work, but the foUowitis: ex-trticts thow Aporta rac^iv^d (Wnn our Agents. An agorjt in tho St*te> of New York writes Jnamlwrof subscribers; my promts for th@ day's work figure up to ovor$50.>v A ^oari, writca:--"ia one week I bavo maa« nearly $150, tubing- sabftoribura for your paper. I juUmost evory Uou»^.n An agent at work in Canada, writes:--"The first ten tluyti I v«i mit, I ndi omJUPjl I MH< Vt<mlsli«d at my own success.letters m iking1 viinilar statements ar>e cooBtantfy eotnioy to Ao%«m|| money much faster than agents wcro «vor known to amkd it betiuw Any one can beasara a at .No onecr.ii !.tii to miiko gr«M pay. Tiirr 4 Co., publishers, have alwayn bam ia tbe Croat, •«! BOW 1 Vgreeteet offer ever put Iwfore tlie Ataerlcan poopfu. It 18 not at^a!! uucommuo tar tboeo wka i Any <me who t Akav mi v VftB «|Mwaily mttlml lunch mora In oar limited ap»ce we cannot r'*ta'*'ll> M tho great valae the business, and are IHI|lw a( i 10 of New York writes:--"Veitorda^ 1 I bomber «i subscribers; my prolits for th® day's work figure up So ovyrSSt}." A lady ajjeat atV • Terr A make over s litty. AUEMTS WANTED fur the well-knuwu, great iiuuiiy | Ypobllahecl iii niUily by True & Co., Augusta, Maine. Terms $11 tlUi . Duilljr iwi<tkatk«,Tm luinutlD KAKULT H . a year. The Hemld i< the !Arg«et and moatala iUnetnted family pulilicatiuu fa Aiiiortca, and r n»f» »itpl,i»f i« **n*fttatatiiiliMiU llial am I A true; eaclt number cuutaius 24 large <M> IOUK culamni. All evar heretofere thoacht of wUm aMflbraar^k 1 Tpaaeed. 12 Bkautifui.£ki> Elxuakt Ch!u>mo8 UIVKN Kass TO BACH guaacBtasa. Badiefllieee chnmea tovoia; ®ten of the orUirmry pictures that are kivoh t<i subucriben. 'i'-1 *•- art thrill rtirnmna fir lania-- n ig fr Apiutaras ever before presented to tho Miliscribert for any pabltcation. AJt Kxt&aokDIXAXT Oma. Wa aawl tho^ ^HeraldS months frvo to all who now subscribe,« Utaen moBtbs ia all for only $1; Ihlarieel nffiii lsilai»ia yamit $«uhiicribe at once, and tahon toother v.itli the Immenae ataadaRl publlcatbm, mil 111n ifijiwntlfiil valaaMa pre-s ci-.rsssos.GSjabica a„l-HIS iu Bccure a r ubsi liberalaimoet eveiy hoaae thejr viah. Owe PamamTwUTO Aac.<rfs& wo fiend )o those who order OuUita; it would not be beat to publish oar temu aere; ear tanaa an BKWt liberal, and* giMisble all who take aconcie* to make money faster than ever tfaey expected *to at any baaiaMa. Ooa Aaam'Sertr^ Amatmer, and a certificateoTatoiu y showing that you are appointed by aa aa a«aaL Thia liuaa, expoaaive OutSt l»I • FHKE, bu« IN a measure to piard aprainirt tmpriiicipled peraona ordering it, who do not mean business, we wqniree athut 2S c. nts bewnt when it is OHIKVIHI, which barely por» for tha packing and postage aloae; the OotSt iteelf weA Tfurniah free. As a further safeguard, wo rrnuiro every person who ordota an Ontfit to send at a copy of tbe fotlawincX , VletterTRUE & Vo. Send aie at otue the agmt'e new Outfit. I faithftally promise and aasal* jwa aut I orta«lwW AOutfit fur the purpose of going to work at the business and not in order to get it free tiv jimt paytag tbe poetaga andA Jcost of packing. Eucloesd I send 25cent». Name-----. l*om-»nic o address . Count* . State . We? ®t«HO PASTURE Blamjjs, NND it JB bottor to I ond them than to put silver In A letter. Wo tuarantee tbe safe delivesy in# *8«od con«Utiou of every" Ontfit that is ordered. The mails are Tory trustworthy, and it ia M»aal wall sSMa (tt Jimmey in a common letter. If wo have tuoro application:! fur acreucifo from any lernlitv than we need todothewojk* ®tho money sent for postage and packing or> OutlitB ia returnad »t once.iind the Outfits are of coutaa BetseaL WS wfll® Arelura tho 25 cents scut for postage and packing to any parson who, on rocoiving th«> Omflt, fct net satitQod with It fOJk •all reei-Wft-i, or who, on trying the businrae, is not fully eatisBed. No one fails--all are more titan satiaSed. Hotrr JAOESTS CONBDCTTHK B^SISESS. The II'-out having ordered and received an Outfit *oe» around Itaai hoaaa to hen»*$ jkshowing the mammoth illustrated paper and elegant premium ehrmnos; heexrlftifi; tbufcthose wbeawbaefflfca aoW.A »paying only (I, will receive tho paper for fifteen nionthu, and all 12 of tbe chromes free. Thee suee a week, er aa eftoaj the aprout may think host, tlia uaincsof thesubscriberis' secured sre forwarded to us: as goon aa a list IS subscribe Ai» received, wc forward to the agent tho full eet of 12 premium ehromoa for each eulwcriber, and a facaiat tor eacb^ Ventitlin^ hiru-or her to tho paper for fifteen months. Wo then conimesce to *entl (!.;• I'HpiTS to aubeeriaera at 6cc*a gand con! inac res^nlaxly for fifteen months. Whoa the ageM reeoives the ehrcm.ts lie goos aiuuad and delivers them* j. to tliesubecribera, collecting $1 fr.trn each; thun it will be seen that all eonneotpd with the bosluess iepeffcetiy plsiftj. Wand easy. We Kuarantce the safe delivery in good condition of a.!l that is oruerwl; if any thing ia lost or jiaasaffwiy Awhile paseinn ihrjugh the mail we f.ra always rendy to fill iho order over agaiis at our »wn aapaaak ^(HtEueaKTA YPiiEMivfis CuitoMos. 8o much room would be required that ue cajinot i^ive deiicnpti'isis of thaae IS ana works of Klga. »i rt, ejich one of which is worth ten of those ordmorily i_-i. en to aulweribers; therefore westaphf their naakaav Aor titles. Pn«nilnmchromo No. 1 in entitlod--The Mouarclis of the Mountains. No. S--The Little Student. A •Orofibing the Meadow. So. 4--I Caa 8<s» Voit. Papa. No. 5--The Baltimore Oriole. Jio. ^Thj Blue Jay. S«. 7--•? JC'.iild and Pet Lamb. No. 8--Onr Lit*!e Gardener. No. 9--'The Aasault oo the Sweets. No. tt'--The Kwslt No. 11--9 ~ Many people have spare time that they waaid Hk« totanA .^•©•'-Vhw - c UIJ • KHii' ^ ^ • '-j .. f." «;«* It ( \ 1 * '• I ^-,*<14 -': X' .1 ' v i«i 4 >&* ?- ,H, * *; .0 H : • ' , J.-. !».!«' 4 mi t * • } JVM* • f* -V - t . p . r.jl ©, i ' ntr ; I-S *?»?**• *'£1"' % 0 : • ] ^Mother and CLiltl. No. 12--Urtppy Hours. 8PARE TIKK. ^to profit. A pemYtt airx take an agency and earn quite & Outfit at one© am! prive tb« bu^iiiess a trial. Now m the tiro*, making sue* of woner rapidly and easily duriujf ipin ti Grkat Fax. in BO line et MriHM such creatpay, witlrontthe i ivestment of capital as arc ti>e n^eaU for tiie Ht>ra»d. . . . •eiyied a ray a! Many agents who work at the busimss all th# UBS« c^nsid^r it a f?e«or d>jr • Wfi Ado not earn more tlx an $10. 'it costs nothing or next to nothing: glr# tb# s tnal. rao>»irt»M>* (*bl« work should iaol dol&y & day. for now in tlio t hm a.»<l delay Jn nioiiey leas. hHiiAQM mow la tbe lililMB AftDinwori auoma not a«lty & anv, for now in tuo tssno aua oeiay IB mouey ivsk. j- »»> vwish to At all. for it is llkelv thut alt tho sweats tliat needed will mtm be uduu MHillwtM Anot appear in the paperairalu. Now is tha favorable time to make the largest profits while tfce MM m ^ jThoiewho waiat the largest, clieapost, and best faaiil^ pabltottoo inAEieritfa. to ;r e ui er TOh^th* ura* arar seen, will taka tha Herald. Those who r«id thia who are not called 0:1 liyar In a letter; those who do ao will receive the premium chrmaoa by return mail, and wfll i lariy for one year and three months, it,.member we guarantee ff"* • •••V »v« wua jrmr i Vchromaa and of sraiy number of the paper, Aoor own expanse. Momrr TO bs KIKK. rapidly, •nous pa^rs Mf*nta so well. No other business not i 9 Ail agent* at work are Jost coining money. Reader, jon a . A earn great pay. Wealth is not accumulated without effort, hot enersy wne» _ aaaayea . properly diiec tad, «ill«ta i M woo aarare aismiw wB! f r ' > - . A,. Z. \C\,L SSaUy adrisetlA reader wK. wishes to eocacela^a mart praAMIa taEw aw patbeAm kte,ta aaaan aaft •acaneyatonee, tor aoon all tha atanta that aaa needed wM be anptadj i #hmg.ferthe Held la antekly filled hy peraoaa af --mf ft» and 2to work for an eld aad thoroughly established pyhftMagtoa. i eur what ntr bapDeo. Reader, we ttavebot stated ciuildbwiit A]t eoslewjthhigtotiyihebudeeeetfcerete»eehaBeetorli™ fro Afflnm, aad the falleat detailed aaplanaMoaa,eoreriac « Vtea that all who to to work will earn |ii«> pay, e«hy alaa r tat Oatfit fbe. Private tanu to a«e«ta Hat frse teta ^ u, f & jT»- « 'r tsw '•» ' > i ...^14"* . ' J-'f i i •.». -jiut 1; M' f ,tt <X*d - 4 <*»»• ^1 •* ̂ $*« >*x- ,Sf v. i»-» \ • , , '«S|J " ^ V»*"- 5* i ' , |

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