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J$: Yonr blood I ri^git and 111 keep. ^ lARRY IKMOOK^S WHISPER. / 4 1 • " Go way wid ye, now, and don't be ffther spakin' to me agin for anitlier > Vliole year!" cried a young girl with i * flushes of mingled diffidence and anger. « " What are ye more nor any ither girl, .' that ye can niver be spoke to? An' jv^ H'ho is afther spaking to ye, at all ? Not : I, I can tell ye. It was to whusper a . *vorrd in yer ear; it's that I was afther " y *doin'," replied Larry O'Moore. "I wouldn't let ye do that; so go away 'How, ve great big mon, as ought to • ; | »|tnow bitter nor to be tazin' a poor girl i^'hose mother isnt dead a month--and , , iuakin' heif cry! I'll tell my grand* '*"• *, Inither ov ye!" - "Oh, doon't, doon't; I'm afeared ov - ^kerl" cried the great, stalwart fellow, ,1 shrugging his shoulders in affectation of V; ;;, »larm. . v , " Thin 111 till the school-master," said - the young girl, wiping her eyes on her apron. _ ' "But I'm |ic>t one oV his tfys, and he . . - f i t t e r n o r t o p u t h i s h a n d o n m e . . A $ could squaze him up in me fist, Latin and all!" cried O'Moore. "Coom now, will ye let me just whusper a word' in yer ear ?" " 'Deed an' I will not, an' I'll till the praast that ye taze me, an'git a pinnance on ye." - Arrah, now, jist do it. He's me frind, *' , An' he'd till ye to listen to me," said By this time Monica had reached the tidy little oottage of her grandfather-- who was the village cobbler of Drog- ellan--and fled into the shop like 9 htened hare. ' But, indignant as she was at thd young Weaver's "tazin'," she did not complain 1 |jf him to her grandfather. She said in i #er heart, "He's an honest lad, an', iavin' no sister to taze, what ilse can he <lo but taze the shyest girl he can find?" A The winter was over, and the daisies &nd shamrocks were peeping above the ground. Children, always the first to welcome summer, were scattered along the roadside, and even among the crosses and headstones in the church-yard, fill­ ing their aprons with the treasures. , Monica was among them. They loved » |ler and followed her about whenever would allow them to do so. She, poor child, war. gathering and kissing the feeble little flowers that were just eping from the sod over her mother's ive. " The little ones stood reverently by. One was stroking her hair and whisper- ! i»g some little word of comfort, when they were all startled by the appear­ ance of Larry O'Moore, with his arms full of garden flowers. He had come, not knowing Monica was in the church- ^Tard. to lay th« lowers en ter sicthcr's grave. The children, with an innate delicacy Jthich greatly distressed Monica, hur- *ied away as if their, presence was not panted, and Monica sprang to her feet •lid turned to follow her little friends. But Larry called after her, "Ami sich an evil inemy that ye run from yer inither's grave to be rid ov me?" ! "No, Larry, yer a good friend, but-- Jilt-I 'm afraid ov ye," cried Monica. ; "Will ye do me a favor, Monie? And thin 111 promise not to spake to ye again for a year, if ye say so," said the handsome young fellow. "Yis, I think I'll do it, for ye brought the flowers to the grave of me mither," •aid Monica, stopping in her flight. "Will, thin," he said, rising from the nound where he had been scattering toe flowers, "it is--that I--jist wants to f Whisper a word in yer ear." At this, Monica darted off as fast as «he could run, leaving Larry to fill the place of mourner, as well as of decor­ ator, at the grave. Larry folded his arms across his broad chest, and, looking after the flying lit­ tle form, said to himself, "She's a Stlirange cratur', that! If I'd ask her to walk round one ov these graves, barefut aii' alone, forty times at midnight, she'd do it, in gratitude to me dead mither, for what she'd did for her dead mither! , An' yet shell not let me near enough " her to say a word that the whole warld mightn't hear! But I can find plinty who wull open both ears--and their "mouths, too--to listen to the whusper ov a lad that can 'am thirty shillin's a Week at his home and has a cottage, and a garden, an' a foine ,old. fajtlier, beside. I know I'se tazed he? a dale. How IH let her alone intirely, I wull, see hoo she likes that!" The winter had come again. Monica felt the comforting effect of time on her heart. But she still missed her mother. Slie had very little company now. Her grandmother was always busy with her cottage work, or in looking after her fowls. And her grandfather pounded Ms lapstone and hummed old Irish aifs all day. When Monica had finished her task at knitting, or sewing, she hardly knew how to amuse herself. The cottage was . poor in books, and of papers and maga­ zines the humble people of Ireland rarely get a glimpse, It is not strange, then, that the shy young girl was overjoyed at an invita­ tion to a wedding. The gamekeeper's daughter--a school friend--was to be married to the shepherd's son. The lady of the Castle had given the wed­ ding gown, and consented to let her Hervants join in the dane«v The schoolmaster was the gentleman in this stratum of society; and he was a wag, and merry-maker withal. No fes­ tival was of any account which was not planned and carried out by him. He was an original, and prided him­ self on having no two parties entertained in the same way. The gamekeeper's daughter had been a favorite scholar, Mid he had laid himself out to make ' her wedding a great success. - Granny Blaney, also, laid herself out to "dress Monica as well as one of the serving-maids from the Hall, who held their heads so high above honest poor 'folk." So she had bought her a white gown, and knots of blue ribbon to pin on at every available spot, and to show off her lovely white skin and her pink cheeks. Her efforts were a sucoess, too. As the old cobble^ planted his wax-be- grimmed hands on his leather apron, lad atood off to gaze on Montea, he exclaimed-- "Faith, thin, an' the ouldDuke would giv' his right hand if he could mak' his rid-hidded and frickled young ladv as lovely as that! If she warn't such a shy goose ov' a thing, as will niver look a body in the eye, I'd be that prood ov' her hat I'd think she was the foinest girl in the world." A gayer party never assembled. The charm c' the entertainment was in the unique cancing. Four school-bovs danced a cotillion on th-nr hands, with their heels in the air and their hats on their feet! A one-legged man danced a jig in a Wash-tub, with a humpbacked girl, in another tub, for his partner. On an awning, which he had stfretched lit I Mil Tlia ObAi* After Saarael Shin had struck the tri­ angle the umal six strokes, and Pickles Smith had got his dog - made fsat toihe dub safc & President aroae and Mked: " Am Judge Staveaway Bulger in the hall dis eavmn* T " He are," was the answer from a spot near the water pail. " Den I would like to have you step lor'd tode desk. 5' The Judge advanced with apprehen­ sion in his eyes and his knees knocking together, and when he had reached the desired position Brother Gardner con­ tinued : " Brudder Bulger, I is reliably in­ formed dat a surgeon picked twenty-two Wrd Bhot outer yonr back de odder day." "Y-yes, sah." An' I iz furder informed dat de said item one end of the long kitchen to the ; shot^ryou^ other, the school-master invited the down an alley on the Cass torn* " J ist so. sah." An* de las' information am to de ef- ladies and jintlemen" to waltz, saying: "You may take my word for it, as a man of honor, that this awning is as safe as ' terra firma --the same is the Latin for solid ground. I interpret this for your sakes who are not Latin schol- fect dat yon didn't git de chickens you war'arter." • ' " Chickens !" "Yes. chickens! When I say chick- AgrtMt M* Madpte. Gus De Smith was sitting in a restau­ rant on Austin avenue, with a large bottle of. champagne before hing whin the landlord happened' to oqme in and see him. '• That's a pretty how-do-you-do !" ex­ claimed the exasperated creditor. "Here you are drinking winvand in *pite of all I can do I can't get you to pay me what you owe." "You alone are to blame for this ex­ travagance on my part," replied Gus, pouring out a glass, which ne did not offer to his creditor. "I am to blame for your drinking champagne ] '* exclaimed the astonished creditor, " Certainly you are. You bother me so much by running after me every da? with that little bill of yours that I have to drink champagne to make me bold enough to stand you off. But for the wine I should have paid you long ago.'-' "I should think yon would it cheaper to pay me than to pay so muoh for wine." on pa areqofcUj' abandoned with the ----^---an of railroads, ao the huge, draatis, estfcfgtopilk, oompoaed of erode aadbulky arequioUy abandoned with thein- JhJ*' rkne't "Pleaiant Purgative ars. I hope those o' ye who are--the i ens I dosm' mean calvesT A sartin white same havin' been to school to me--will' man was watchin' a sartin hen roost. A take no offense at my translatin', as if i pusson to him unknown climbed de there were any need of it for tliim. I fence to accumulate poultry, but took do it pro bono publico, which manes in * • - - gloin English, 'for the good o' the pub- All was going on "as merry as a mar­ riage bell," when Monica was startled by seeing Larry O'Moore walk in, in bis best clothes, and looking as liappv as if she had allowed him to "whisper to her" as often as he pleased. And she said, in her heart,"He's an ungrateful lad, thin, afther all his mither did for my dear mither, to go and be laugliin- as happy as if he'd seed me ivery week in this six months! Ho hasn't looked at me more'n if I wasn't here at all." Larry danced on the awning. He sang funny songs, and he told Irish stories till the rafters of the game-keep­ er's cottage rang with the laughter of the company. Monica stood crowded up in a corner, looking Very solemn and very uncom­ fortable, while the company were all j laughing. She tried to get out, but j could not., } When Larry attempted to sit down there was a loud outcry for, "One story | more! jist one more, Larry I" He, too, was in a corner; the one di- j rectly across from that into which Mon­ ica was wedged. He pulled up his oollar till it touched his ears, and drew his curly brown hair over his forehead. * Then he put a little scarlet skull-cap on his head, and looked like anybody else in the world more than like Larry O'Moore. Then he began to speak in a very loud whisper which was distinctly heard. "I'm very hoarse, ladies and gintlemin, as yersilves all see. If ye will hav' me spake to ye, it must be in a whusper. "Indade, the story I hav' to tell ye is* the story ov a whusper, and it can only be tould in a .whusper. "Once there was a yoong maan, and a foine yoong maan was he, and a w'aver by tr&de." Here Monica started and tried again to get out of her corner; but in vain. Whichever way she looked she saw a pair of fine gray eyes staring at her from under brown curls and a scarlet cap! " Sthop yer talkin' and confersation inrthat furthermost corner over there," WuiiopeiKU Larry, with a power that made him heard all over the cottage. " Will, this same yoong man, and a foine young maan was he, and In'm a w'aver by trade, had a great sacret lyin' heavy on his heart! And it was this same sacret he wished to pour into the ear ov a certain lady, and a foine yoong lady was she; but he niver oould see her whe're he could spake it oot like a maan aloud. " He'd see her in the road full of folks, or in the church-yard full ov dead min and live children, or at mass, or at a funeral. And all thim times he'd try to whusper this whusper in her ear; but he could niver get near enough to her to whusper it, and "-- The hoarse whispering and its effect under Larry's disguise was very ludi­ crous, and he was stopped by peals of laughter. " Will, ladies and gintlemin, that whusper is still whusperin' in that yoong maan's buzzum; whusperin' to get out, and to whusper itself into that fair lady's ear, that is not open for a whusper. "Now, thin, that yoong maan, and a foine yoong maan he is, and a w'aver by trade, is full ov whuspers to-night that he m'anes to whusper out, ather in that yoong lady's ear, or else in the ears ov this big company--now thin!" And the whisper grew- louder and heavier. "Here goes! In one minute, unless he gets lave to whusper this whusper where it belong, he'll whusper it out so that the whole company will get it, as wilf as the fair lady to whom it belongs be right. What 'he'd whusper is this, this foine yoong maan, a w'aver by trade-- "But whisht there, and be quiet, will ye, in that corner over there. Afore I whusper it out to ye all, Fll tell you that this yoong maan, flxid a foine yoong maan is he, bides with his ould faither-- -the mither ov him bein' dead--and an ould woman not over clane at the cookin', and this Bame ould faither says Jo. that foine yoong maan, says he, ' Lad, why do ye niver bring me home a daughter to look after the hins and ducks and the ould woman ?' "There was but one ov them all that the foine yoong maan cared a pin for, and he could no more get near to whus­ per it to her, nor if she wasn the child ov the Quane herself, in place ov the gran'child ov a dacent ould Irish cob"-- He was interrupted and the company startled by a loud cry. "Sthop, now, Larry O'Moore, a-tazin' me, and lit me aloon!" „ In the midst of this merriment Larry O'Moore gave a leap through the crowd, and before she knew it he was "whus- pering" in the ear of the blushing Monica. . - No ohe knows to this day what words he ^vhiTsperedbut in six months from that time they all knew th#t the "8chool-ip.!i:stlier" was busy getting up another "unaque intertainment" fbr a weddiug at the cottage of the ould cob­ bler. Baddy Blaney, ail he was familiar­ ly called.-- Youth's Companion. ,; fright an® started on a run. De gun went off arter him, an' some of it eotched him. Brudder Bulger, has you anyfing to say befo' de Committee on Harmony leads yoa to the head of the sfca'rs an' lets you drap ?" , " I reckon I has, sah. I doan' deny dat I was shot in de back, an' I admit dat it war in an alley, but it was done by a boy who was out huntin' rabbits. Yes, sah, an he s dun begged my pardon an' axed my forgiveness, an' he's gwine to pay all de expenses." " Brudder Bulger, what am de name of dat boy ?" "I--I has dun forgot, sah." " Am night de time to hunt rabbiiaf" " Dat's de werry best to hunt some kinds, sah." " An' you wasn't arter ?" " Chickens! Why, de werry name of chicken makes me sick. I was lookin* arter my knife in de alley, an' I didn't find it." The President scratched Ida ear: for % | minute, and then said: j " I'd like a wote of de club on dis queshun. Secretary, call de roll." I The roll was called, and the vote stood: Guilty, 54; not guilty, 65. Elder Teots, j being asleep, did not vote, and Samuel ; Shin asked to be excused on the ground ! that he loved the Judge's half-sister, j " Brudder Bulger, de club says not guilty," observed the President, "but | it am such a powerful close shave dat I | deem it my dooty to warn you dat de | nex' time anybody goes out rabbit | huntin' an' takes you fur a rabbit, your i place in dis club will be declar'd vacant | in a tone of voice dat will make de cold i chills canter cl'ar up to de back of yer neck ! We will now confiscate to'rds de reg'lar order of bizness."--Free Pre**, . The Draught of 1849. "Stranger, I take it?" observed an elderly resident the other day, as I stopped hi m and asked if there were any blackberry trees around this way. "I jedged so. I was a stranger myself when I fust kim here. That was in the summer of '49. Hottest summer ever known in these parts." » "Any warmer than this? " I asked him. " Summut, summut! That summer of '49 the cedar trees melted and ran along the ground 1 You notice how _ iujti 'ere dustris"?" -•-==--• _ " Pretty warm," I ventured. " Why, sir, durin' the summer of '49 we kept meat right on the ice to keep it from cookin' too fast, and we had to put the chickens in refrigerators to get raw eggs!" " Where did you get the ice ?" " We had it left over and kept it in b'ilin' water ! Yes, Bir. The tempera- ] ture of b'ilin' water was so much lower i than the temperature of the atmosphere^ | that it kept the ice so cold you couldn't j touch it with your finger !" "Anything else startling that sea- Ison*?" | *' That summer of '49 ? Well, guess I I The- Hackensack river began to b'ile i airly in June and we didn't see the sky j until October, for the steam m the air. j And fish J iish I They were droppin' I all over town, cooked as you wanted i 'em ! There wasn't anything but fish until the river dried up !" I " What did you have then ?" "The finest oysters and otaras you ' ever heard of. They walked right | ashore for water, and they'd drink apple- ' jack right out of the demijohn ! Y sir. You call this hot! I feel lil^ overcoat!" " What's your busines»i*0^ I asked him. " " I'm a preads?%' he replied. " By the way, you wanted blackberry trees. Just keep r.p the thumb hand side of this road* t&ntil you come to the pig pasture ?and there you find the trees. Climh tip on my goose roost, and you can knock down all the berries you want if/you can find a pole long enough."--- firooklyn Eagle. Blaine's Story. Conversing about old-fashioned n ames ex-Secretary Blaine told a correspond­ ent a story about an aunt of Mr. Clieeney, of Boston, who named her children after names which she found in French novels. " Every child," said Mr. Blaine, "had a romantic French name. One was named Valet--Yalet Cheeney." " Where did she get the name Valet from?" I asked. "Well, it was this way. I knew Valet well when I was a boy. I also knew he had a middle name, for he used to write it Valet D. C. Cheeney. One day I asked him to give me his whole name." "Mother got it out of a French novel," said Valet. "My full name is Valet de Chamber Cheeney. Pretty name, isn't it? And uncommon, too. They spell it in French Valet tie Ci<<tmhre." s i m y ^ to use money to pay debts with." Texas Sifting*. It Will Never Do. It won't do t" neglect snch avmptom* of , ill-health and approaching decay as sediment ; In the i>rine,j>ainfnl urination, urinary sedi- ; meut, etc. When thus afflicted the kidneys : and urinary Bystem need immediate str* njrtli- i ening, else'ioes of memory, universal lasfd- : tude, disturbing- dreams and general pros- , tration follow in their turn, arid a shattered I nervous syetem and brokeja-down constitu­ tion makes life miserable, and premature f death or paralysis inevitable. To counter­ act the efftwt of such an unnatural drain, use Dr. Guy sott's Yellow Doc k and Sarsaparil- la. It will streii{rtl*n the parts affected, •top the unnatural drain and check all decay. Ask your drug'srest to get it for you. IV Timber Resources of the South. As regards her timber resources the South stands to-day just where the North did half a century ago, and if the opportunities embraced therein are tak­ en advantage of, the timl»er which is now available properly utilized and the younget growth carefully preserved un­ til it is suitable for market, and any sys­ tematized effort put forth to replace that which shall be removed, the South has within her domains an element of strength, power and commercial import­ ance which is inestimable. But the question which naturally arises in this connection is, whether the South will Srofit by the supreme folly of the forth, and institute measures for tim­ ber preservation and production, or will she proceed as did the North in a sort of i^eebooter style, with a single appar­ ent aim and desire to destroy as much timber as the outside limits of demand will warrant.--Lumbermen'a Gazette, Awmiffi, signing himself *4 well man,* writes: "I was ill for years with weakness; urinarv sediment and weak kidneys, palpita­ tion of the heart, bad dreams, 'etc., were some of the symptoms. I took two bottles of Dr. Guysott'H Yellow Dock and Karsaparil- la and now can sig?i myself a well man. Lawyers but No Law* There is less law, really, among a body of lawvers than among any set of men on earth. Look at it, if you please. What is the old adage, the old ride? I will not repeat the Latin aphorism, be­ cause I am not a Latin scholar. But I will give you the English of it, and it is this: "Where the law is uncertain there is no law." Take your 193 law­ yers in the House, and thev will debate in high and low debate and get furious. ; and after aii, alter a •Wjate oi two and a half days, you cannot find two of them who agree about any single proposition of law to save your lives. See how they are changing here. Why, gentlemen, in all candor and fairness, I would not give the intuition of an honest rustic's eart in pursuing and attempting to attain the truth for all the fine-spun ar­ guments of all the lawyers in the uni­ verse.--Jones, of Texas, in Congress­ ional debate. " Promptly and Entirely." BUTLERVUXE, In<L, June H. H. WAKNEK & Co.: Sirs--Your Safe Sid­ ney ana Liver Cure relieved me promptly and entirely from severe disease of the kid­ neys and liver. JULIUS BEYKB. THK fashion reporter who wrote with ref­ erence to a belle: li Her feet were incased in Shoes that might be taken for fairy boots " tied his wardrobe np in a handkerchief and left for parts unknown when it appeared the next morning: "Her feet were incased in Shoes that might be taken for ferry boats." TKURJIIRAOJVS « KAIT QUKEX." Who know* that if the beautiful girl who died soyoung had been blessed with Dr. Pkroe'i "Favorite Prescription," she might have reigned on many another bright Hay clay. Tha " Favorite Prescription " is a oertaln cure toe all those disorder* to which females are By druggists. • WHEN a man kutns to me for advice. I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I civ it to him; this satisfies him that he and I are two az smart men az "there is living.--JWi Billing*. IF the blood be impoverished, as manifested by pimple*, eruptions, ulcers or running sores, scrofulous tumors, swellings or general debility, take Dr. R. V. Pierce's " Golden Medioal Dia- oovery." Sold by druggists. ^ HUXLEY says " there was a time when men walked on all fours." He probably alludos to that interesting time in the early life of ne all when we approached a neighbor's melon patch from the back way. . 4 O. E. Keith and Company, The great Chicago Fancy Dry 'Goods' "and MUlinery house, opened the fail trade with full lines of Millinery Goods, Notions, White Goods, Hosiery, Yarns, Woolens, Flannels, Cloaks, 8ha-.vlR, etc., with full lines of i>o- tiwxtic Dry Goods a<k1cd. Each new departure has brought a great increase of trade, and their sales for August,18Sd,liave doubled those of August, 1881. The house is well known wherever Ohicapo trade reaches, and has the confidence of the public in an unusual degree. Its salesmen are all instructed to represent their goods truthfully. It purchases for cash, and its larjre sales enable it to sell at l>ed-rock Srices. Any prominent Chicago business house ' asked which is the leading house in these lines would answer, O. R. KEITH A COMPANY. RECIPE for angels: "Mamma, what makes angel BV asked a little boy, who had been reading of the heavenly inhabitants. The mother glanced out into the orchard, and with a warning look solemnly replied: "Un| ripe fruit, my dear." ' A Xrw Principle. The principle iipon which PCTNAM'S PAIXLI GOBN EXTRACTOR acts is entirely new. It d< nbt *ink deep into the flesb, thereby produce sorcnisa, but acts directly upon the e&t$rn covering of the corn, separates it from th under lover, removes the direct pressure fronl the part, and at once effect* a radical euro, without any lain or discomfort. Let those who * are suffering; fram corns, yet skeptical of treat­ ment t try i'^ and by the completeness of the cure thev Trill be ready to recommend Put­ nam's Painless Corn Extractor to other.^ Wholesale, .x>rd, Btoutenburgh A Co., Chicago* „ * XBWYOBX. i J|» mi CO Hooa....... sm #i«o COTTON , is PtoCR--Superfine 3 70 0) 4 as WHEAT--No. 2 Spring. 1 12 No. 2 Red.1 09 CORN--I ngntded iNjn 81 OATS--Mixed Western. ...1. 38 POBK--MOSS. 32 00 LARD CiHOAOO, BEEVES--Choice Gra<lo.l Steera.. <00 @ 7 25 Cows and lleiters 3 00 4 35 Medium to Fair S 10 # 5 75 HOOP -- 6 AS A W Flxjt*®--Fau®r White Wint&Sx. # 35 (3 k SO Good to Choice Sp'jt Ex.. 6 00 WEEAT--Xo.Sprina 98 No a Red Winter.;..... 99 -OoEx--No. 2 ,\si n OATS--Vo. 2. I...J.:. . . I .V..**'•" «5 RTE--No. 2 62 BARLEY- No. 3... JT J. .v'.;.,. .7.C. «n BUTTEI!--Choice Creamery 28 B o o s -- F r e s h . . . i , ' I ' . . 1 8 PORK--Mess M 50 Lard U* i COKX--NO. 2.... ... I OATS--No. 1 { EYT--No. ; ' BARLEY--No. 3 PORK ; I '•*»" . . " _ 8¥.*LblM"* WHEAT-NO. a Red CORK--3lta«d...: ............. OATS--NO. Z. 1 r*b 62 ' * i POBK--Mess...,...;..,i......,M50 <A!21/W J* • WHSAT...Vk .. •<; 96 1 73 • OATS,.,......... 34 u.,... 06 PoMt-Mess........ .... 75 I IIABD ....... 12 • M - ¥6LEDO, • WHS«-No. sited.i oa VOKlf.. ir « t Oim.iv... S3 ^ ' DETROlif. | F i x > t n » ; . . . B S O 1 WHKAT-NO. 1 White.......5...'.. 1 08 i CORN--Mixed 73 t OATS--Mixed 3* PORE.--Mesa 1. ".31 76 INDIANAPOLIS. WHKA*--No. 2 Red 98 CORK--No. 2 68 OATO 30 EAST LIBERTY, PA. CATTLE--Best 6 75 , r • Fair........ .1. 5 75 ; Oomjaon... 4 no H00S ; 5 30 SHEEP.... 2 75 "PORTER'S crossing!" screamed a brakej man on th^ Michigan Central railroad as he pot his hetwl' in the pbssMigar car. "Well, what if he is*" snappe<l an old lady, tartly. "I don't see any sense in making- such a fuss about it;" and she muttered something about folks minding other folks' business, while the tir<*d passengers smiled audibly among themselves.--Detroit Pott. ." I That Haiband off Mine Is three times the man he was before he began osing Wells' Health Renewer. $1. Dniggiitts. Send f or pamphlet to E. & WSLU, Jeney Giiy, N. J. " , , otiom ad because the lady to whom you sur renck your seat in a street car makes nq ackn( ivledgment of the civility. Perhaps: she w « raised in Alaska.--Cincinnati Satur* day 1, ^tht. ' XJHC.L - NAM'S COMNRRNW POWDKBS should lie met by every one owning or having the care -of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It imnnVces the appetite, promotes the growth, And restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. ' PRESEJOX,T some en awakeninj ape, will whistle put Thrasher's man who told him he wanted to >ry 1 Sold: A IjADY who lives in "Central New York State," near the lakes, and who has high family connections, and who is known in the best society in Washing­ ton, employs her time in summer in pre­ serving and pickling small fruits and vegetables, at which she has great skill; and her sales reach $20)000 a year. " AN English Judge held that a young man who walked home with a girl and said he hoped his wife would have just such a lisp as she had was guilty of pro­ posing marriage. A Fisher Cnfkt "10n my last trip to the States," said Mr. Arthur Fisher, of this, paper, "I caught a. veiy bad cold which settled into a severe case of rheumatism. I did not know what to do for it, so I resolved to purchase St. Jacobs Oil for a trial. Happy thought. I ( begun applying th# Oil, anu in two weeks { was us well as ever."--Toronto, Canada, Globe. • MB. &. 0. BOBBINS, of New York, in a statement made before the Tariff Com­ mission, said that he sold quinine at $2 per bunte bottle, containing 437i grains, and that the retail druggists sell it at 1| to 2 cents per grain, realizing from $6.55 to $8.75 per bottle. At this rate they realize from 227 to 33fl per cent, profit Poor, suffering druggists. A TRADE -journal gives directions for "preserving harness." Preserved har­ ness may be considered very palatable by those who like that sort of thing, but we don't want a ;bit.in*our(mouth,-- Norristoion Herald. THE Carson City (Nev.) Appeal says: St. Jacobs Oil is good for rheumatism, neural­ gia and a thousand different ills. you ever keep a door?" "No," says ke. "Did you ever study a '-nok on keeping a door?" *1 never did," :.ays he. "Well, did you ever attend lectu^s in Augusta, or anywhere, on how to ker ,i» a door?" uOf course not," says he. my dear sir, you had better go liouie, and prepare yourself by the next session, and I'll vote for yo\i."--ItM:>uUv, in Atlanta ConttitulioH, ^ , Unrivaled. As being a certain cure for the worst forms of dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, im­ purity of blood, torpid liver, disordered kid­ neys, etc.', and as a medicine for eradicating, every species of humor, from an ordinary pimple to the worst ulcer, BITBDOCK 13ixx>i) BITTERS stand unrivaled. Price $1. T)B. WIMCHELL'S TEETHING SYBCP is Jnfct the medicine for mothers to have in th4" house for the children. It will cure colds,; coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels..; Do not fail to give it a trial, you will bo? Sleased with its charming effect Sold by alii ruggista - C A CONVENTION of Land Leaguers decided to make the watermelon Ireland's national ein- hlein, because it has the green above the red. FOB RHEUMATISM, Meurafgim, Sciatita, Lombcgo, Bacjpcha, Sonn§ss ot tin Cknt, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, $w§/i- * MjM .ant/ SpraijHp Burnt , amf r, $ca/ds, Bfrnral Bodily i £ Paint, Tooth, Bar and Hoadaoho, FroHti, Foot and Bart, and all othor * Paint and Achat. 9o Preparation on garth equate Br. SACOH On St'a tnfe, mm, rtmple and ekeap Sztenwl , A trial entail* but th* eomparattvaly trifling outlay of 60 Centl, and every om (Offering , with pain can hare cheap and positive proof of IS claimi. . Direetloni In IQeven tangoaf**. * SOLD SY ALL DBUGOI8T8 AHD DEALEBS II KEDIGHB. A. VOGEUER ft CO., MMmmw.M.V.4,4. ... • v,. 1 M ^111 as & 44 @22 2S A SAFE MM tonvroa fl ' |;5 r ' < *4 "*1 f . *;« -it--@ 6 2S & 1 00 •n ?r v;.fi . -?*k i lv V 1 -i ; u,>' .a so #21 75 nAUDKMNbl THK HIMRT (MeaM, ID. ' ;n« mort thormurh loatreatlaa Voc '. Inxtru.i entaj M H. «1.AHKMK ICUIIV. 05 S 00 (3* 8 Mi <3> 8 38 XO ika. 6M4 uadi *r 10 K VIM 10 KcholetltackM for poand aaaple. H ete. «rti» M< SD»tSSratdkmu tmm bihU^am ii«k BOOK nsa. AMurn LOOMIT 4«MMN. tirPIN. 0*10. COOD^. 4 - -- TP-- . XjuflfcJEHEmU .. r.aiwM s*,nniRit).iMrtM IT is said that panthers in Califoi-nia are so weak from starvation that you can sling them around by the tail It must, be great fun, hut how surprised a man would feel if he 'Should accidentally get hold of one which had recently had a square meal.--Philadel~ phia Newt. AHeavySwalL Jacob H. Bloomer, Virgille, N. T., writes: "THOM AS' ECLECTRIC Oiicured a badly swollen neck and sore throat to forty-eight hours. My wife was also cured of a lame foot in twenty -four houra" SHE decorated her room with bric-a-brac and pictures, 'and placed her husband's photo on the topmost naiL Then she sat do'wn to admire her work, and blissfully remarked, "Now everything is lovely, and the goose hangs high. " Blojd-Polwiiliic--An Alarming Dlaoovery. . Half the people are suffering and may die from this fatal complaint Diseases of the kidneys and liver are the principal, causal As a cure we can only recommend German Hop Bitters. --Journal of Health. AN esthetic invitation to dinner concluded with these words: "I have asked four mind* to meet you." "Thanks," replied the uncult­ ured one, " I'm awfully sorry not to come, but have accepted an invitation to dine with -four ttomachs the same night." Vennor'n Predictions. Veimor's predictions so far have been won-- derfuUv correct. He says 1882 will be re­ membered as a year of great mortality. German Hop Bitters should be used by everybody. ICONOCLASTIC photography: The horse has always been spoken of as a noble auimal; but the instantaneous photographs which have been made of him threaten to bring him into well-merited contempt. You can't respect an animal who looks like a kangaroo with a broken back. MCBOER will oat, so will the fact that Carbo- line, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the nat­ ural hair renewer and restorer, is the best prep­ aration ever invented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands of genuine < < licatcs now in our possession abundantly JU^OVK. THE maiden who dropped from a rope lad­ der into the arms of fier eager lover was like a bankrupt insurance company. Why? Because she was in the hands of a reoeive- her. . ASK your physician and he will tell you that for all those tpnrc properties which ! strengthen and invigorate, there is nothing ' known in the vegetable kingdonh equal to hops They are a prominent ingredient in Hops and Malt Bitters. . \ -FOB dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spir- its and general debility, in their various forms; | aUA as a preventive against fever and ague and) Other intermittent fevers, the " Ferro-Phosphor- \ aU-d Elixir of Calisava," made by Caswell, Has-" art! & Co., New York, and sold by all druggists,! is the beet tonic ; and for patients recovering ] from fever or other sickness it has no eqaaL * U WHAT made the mule kick you?" they asked of the gentleman who had' been seen flying through the roof of a barn. And he answered: "Do you think I was fiopl enough to go back and ask him?* J * COMMON COLDS NEGLECTED cause one-; half the deaths. Consumption lurks in every, cough, often usitig as a iiuv$k the ruddy cheek! and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system EILEBT'S EXTRACT QF TAB AND WILD CHEERY will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward off consump­ tion. ^ _J" " A BEPUTASHUN," says josh Billings, " once broken may possibly be repalrsaj but the world will alwus keep their eyes on the spot where the krack was." ASK your physician and he will tell you that Cascara is one of the best vegetable remedies for Dyspepsia, Constipation and Kidney difficulties. It is freely used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bitters.,.. A ST. Loins jury decided that a drowned drunkard eame to Ills death "while to a fit of voluntary insanity." uilv - Pi ii> imilm KwKMiBImC Avil c m-.'l-telv change the bb»,d ia n tf.a In mrnitb-i. Any who will tftlw oa# piu c en nii; it f. n) 1 to 12 weeks in -y ba,(e<Uic9d tn null i:-nn«ri aih nir hep.<»ible. Suld WKtmbmn, or gtr.t by nisil letter et impa. , I. M. <t t'tt» Batten, llirm It >i««r, Me. - ,1 WANTED Ganvasswsl To c-uMt'i' in the nale of a new tuul imix^rtallt workof htancUuxl character, rare attrai-tioiis ana f iiitr 'inaliticx. Kntiiasia-sticallv iudorstsi by the 1 lifrtTiry authorities. We wiuit a few men ot en» am! (iliility, able to <lrill and muiafre oacutM, to Whoa we Ofirr a permanent mid lucrative luml»CW,, ;'TII1J4 will reiMty lpv«*sti»fi«tlori. For partiewMS i »ddre«ii ('. it. Hi:ACH & CO.. Chi<iMam> HL ;, f c ' . - 'J. * 1 £v9 r\ Q '1 ' That terrible scourge, fever and afrue, and Ua coo* frcner. biliov-.s remittent, betddeg allectiono ot the Rtomarh, liver and bowelR, produced by miasmatic alt and water, are both eradicated and prevented by the use of rfontettt>r'* Stomach Bittern, a purely vegetable elixir, indoracd l>y physicians, and more extensively URed ax a remedy fbr the above class of disorder*, ao well aa for many other*, than any medicine of the age. For aale by all DruwantB and Dealers Kenerally. KLTTARY OomprWni; Anc-Mit and Modern Mt'ltaiy TMhnfa Historical Accounts of All Noitii An 4i>uis. Not icui. of BatUn fMNnt Ovra 300,000 Hows Bosl^ have bssa oold, and the demand increasing oontlnuaOv. T Bor­ den, Selleck & Qo., Agents, Chicago, DL JULIA WARD HOWK says women do not fall In love any more. Perhaps not, but they continue to have all the symptoms. TKXBE is no need of being imposed on If you will insist on having the Frazer Brand of Axle Orease. One guessing will last two weeks. A SUBSTANTIAL, literary repast may be had from Lamb, Hogg, Baoon and Crabbe. Thom OA will season it T«f ttis asw brand. Spring Tobasoow WHEN a man gets bald hell; take hair of •omehody else. 10 Cent* kin » Laraly Ad. CM4« aad a NOM IC Such Cook Book. 6. C. Harford. 8rxaoaa*.lt.T. VflllUB UCII " want to loam Telegraphy tn a IvUltD RICn few month*, *nd b* o«rt<iin of a alt aation, addraas VALENTINE BKOS.. JaneaTiUa. Wla ft TREATISE ON HEALTH free. Addi^M Uit'is <>. VTOLKMAK, Wes, Farms, New York City. HULLERS'IESSi anita TH* AULTUAN A TAYLOR CO. Manafield tt TO PREVENT Hog and Chicken Cholera! TO A. M LANG (Cm Dale Farm), Concord, Ky. and ARREARS of PAY to UNION SOIJUKHS Reported on KOLJLH aa DKSEUTKK8. ACT OF AUGUST Ttli, 1883. Ai'ply t« BOUNTY ACT OF Al'lil Sl HILO B. STEVENS & CO. OFFICES: Le Droit Building, WACHrauTON, D.C.; CA-O B.iildint,', CLEVELAND. OHIO: Abstract Buildtot;, D£Tcorr, ilicu.; MetivpoUlan Block, CUICAGO. lis,. THE HEW REMEDY. [HOPS I HALT P I T T E R S | : •'•W (letFSmwtsd.j w THE GREAT liveriEdaey Remedy AND BLOOD PURIFIER. Thla new Rema4» is compounded from the beet knowa curativca, auch as | Hopa, Malt Extract, Cascara Baifrada Sicred Bark), Buchu, Dandetioo and rsaparitla, combined with aa agree- ! able Aromatic Elixir. • [ Theaa Remedies act upon the Lhrsr. They act upon the Kidney*. They Regulate the Bowels. They Quiet the Nervous Sy« They Promote Digestion. They Nourish, Strengthen, InvfgoHite. [ Thev give Tone, Heaith and Energy. HOPS AND MALT BITTERS are the ORIGINAL and ONLY BIT- TERS containing Malt Extract. Ask yonr Dr«?£i>t 1 (,r them, and be sur* that the label has on it the four wcrdt HOPS A N D M A L T B I T T E R 3 la large red letter*. |»-Take no other. At Wholesale and Retail by a!! deilera. -IOCMESTER J1.'EDICIXE CO., *torJ'.rster, S. T. :".'sseu!. T m«. wiUiaOonoiaeRxpUnatioaof Tana* In Hpraidiy. .ind Uw OOoaia Tharaaf. coaabiaiac nla-lil>U< lafetnaitios, esstpiied {Cast toshatfe anthorit es of rll nation*, w.th aa •ppM'tiz imalaliilas . tti« Artieleaof War, etc.. arillbapnaantad to au panta ul.tnininic TEN newaab«<rrl>>«r> to THK CBICAOO LKSOM* for part culara and aampW onpr of pa par addnaa. TUfi LEiie£k,Uil«a(a, XIL INCREASE till YOUB CAPITAIa. WHEAT $50 dIab. T*f 1 Mat weekiy^dxrldapaa paldaxrit^ IT. Send as ones nr explaaa anr areolars and past neara. ran Civtdend* paid dmhic paaSuuitsM aaoatha oa this fan MMM Addnu VI OTMI/tM, 141 A STOCKS SVgCMe^Fa.'fiL *** U1WVB0 sv We not a loesl . e-rerr tawa. Excellent (MA menta Good pay to a V^flf ^ eBterpriains man. " OKAY'S SPECIFXV MKDXC1NR* that follow aa • of Sell-«>ea a( Kearny •alLaaa in tbaBaok. laaanity or OcaiBBptte* I CVfall pariiealara ia < Qnn.. WHITSET & HOLMES R C A N S Excel All Others In 1'on* aad Da> rub lily. Ill kfii Klr«» < la« Kep nt:>tlon. Fatablliht-il 15 Yean, tu-iul far rniat'XU" of uc» «lyl«. Whitney A HolmeaOnron < . Qain ». 1U. Ca. REED & SONS' ORGANS.) New niostratod Catalocnaa, IMk aant fiea. Special Brieea. Aaeota wanted In amy oomnty. KEES'9 T£XPJUE or H t'SIC. U« SiakSt,.i3ur.<«a to tend free by mn.il to orary O2?WT6« : Medicine is so'd bjr all cirOMirta at 41 per piicka«a, 4S » aii packages tor or wtli ba aant free by mail oa tfa - eeipt of fht» nn>ney, by addrjaaing THE GRAY MEDICINE CO.. Buflaie, N. On account of oountarfeita, wa have adopted tta • > low Vfraop«r;tfae onlj senuiaa. trim aa* M 4 Mt, jpSl «?;•• N< •• >«•> uL . C. N'. U. No. ST. \VTHKN WK1TIKU TO A1>VKKT!*KU% Pkate May jrwa new ikt atlvtnbfaM* in thia pat<er, «. ^A,v.,s