;*s,«&;•«>:: '• * " I • ' 'V^E'V')" '.V - , V. , - . . . . . vJ .• • ; \T" •- • * i. r 1 i. * •*' ^ • MT 8PKUVGS. *R RAM LASTEE. In the heart of tbo Bills of Life I know c -|Two spring* that, wttti unbroken flovr» Forever poor their lnoent streams Into my soul's far Lake of Dreama. iS, . * * T . ;• Not larger than two eyes, they lie • ' Beneath the many-changing sky, ? And mirror all of life and time. r-_ :ij5*sBereue auu dainty pantomime! -- 4|j Shot through with lights of stars and wniii fciAnd shadowed sweet by ferns and fit- \;|gr Thns heaven ami earth together vie Their shining depths to sanetify. J . Always, when the large form of Lore" V ? Is hid by storms that rage above* . • I gaze in my two springs and see Love in his very verity. " •Always, when Faith with stifling BtreM' Of grief hath died in bitterness, I saae in my two Bprings and see ' | A Faith that smiles immortally! •=.. * Always, when Charity and Hope, In darkness bounden, feebly grope, v < I gaze in my two springs and see ' A Light that sets my captives free. ; Always, when Art on perverse wing Flies where I cannot hear him sing, : I jraze in my two springs and see A charm that brings him back to me* When I-iabor faints and Glory fails, And coy Keward in sighs exhales, I gaze in my two springs and see Attainment full and heavenly. Oh Love? Oh Wife! thine eyes are they-- .< ' My springs from out whose shining gray » Issue the sweet, celestial streams That feed my life's bright Lake of Dreamt. ; , Oval and large and passion-pun, • And grav and wise and honor sure; .V; " ; ; Soft as a dying violet-breath, • • i .Yet calmly unafraid of death; Thronged, like two dove-cotes of gray doves, With wife's and mother's and poor fol)" And home-lGves and high glory-laves ^ And Bcienoe-loyea and story-loves, ^ " And loves for all that God and mm In art and natnre make or plait; And loves (no less) for spidery laoe And broideries and supple grace, And diamonds, and the whole sweet round Of littles that large life compound, And loves for God and God's bare truth, And loves lor Magdalen and Ruth: Dear eyes, dear eyes! and rare, complete-- Bring heavenly sweet and earthly sweet-- I marvel that God made you mine. For, when He frowns, 'tis then ye shine! --9%e Century. l Sv' i" lr- k ROMANCE OF HISTORY. It was nntting time. A blooming band of peasant children had gathered from far and near to have a merry day amid the nut trees and hedges. I say children--but girls of fifteen and lads of eighteen and twenty were scattered through the chattering group. The nut harvest was a joyful time to them. The young are always attractive in a certain way. The undimmed bright ness of the eye--the satiny smoothness of the complexion--the happy smiles hovering around the rosy lips--each has a beauty to itself; but add to the youth ful face the charm of perfectly chiseled features, dad of lustrous blue eves* looking out upon the world with an * in nocent wonder at the changing scenes of loveliness so constantly unfolding themselves before them--frame it in a mass of shining, wavy gold of nature's own crimping--and poise it upon a form so lithe and slender in its exquisite grace that Praxiteles might have chosen it for his model--and you can form an idea of Rika Bremer--the acknowl edged beauty of the whole surrounding country. And there was ajromantic story about her going the rounds. •*.. It was said that no less a»a>erspaaga '"than Prince Eric, the sou of the great and good Gustavus, had been standing one morning by one of the palace win dows to witness a rustic procession, which had been gotten up in honor of some important victory, recently won by his famous father; and, as he stood gazing listlessly out, his eyes bright ened suddenly, and he turned to an at tendant and whispered a few words which caused him to hasten away. "When he returned he was not alone-- Eiku wj'.swrth him. Prince Eric's beauty-loving eyesTwujl been attracted by her, as she stood amid a group of other maidens, looking at the gayly-dressed columns of her countrymen filing bv. She, too, was in holiday attire; and the black velvet jacket, fitting closely to her slender figure, and adorned with silver-gilt buttons, brought out so viv idly the exquisite fairness of her skin, 'with its rose-loaf tints of.Ted tipon lips and cheeks, that she looked like a be ing of a different sphere as she stood amid her mates. Confused and blushing, she now awaited the Prince's pleasure. She dared not raise her eves to his face. Had she done so, she wpuld have been overpowered by the earnestness of the gaze with which he regarded her. From the moment his eyes rested upon Bika's face, the world held but • one peerless woman to him. It mattered not that his younger brother, Duke John, was even then in another kingdom, wooing for him a royal bride, upon whose brow rested a diadem, whose splendor far exceeded the one which he was to inherit upon the death of his father. No. In that moment Elizabeth of England was forgotten. The peasant maid who stood before him had become the Queen of his fancy. r "Thy name, little one?" he asked. Rika raised her eyes to the handsome, earnest face, but dropped them timidly as she met his glance. "I am .Frederika--the forester's daughter--your Majesty." "Nay, not yet crave I for that title, maiden. Young blood must have its ' vent, and I am glad to know that the cares of government are not soon likely to rest upon my shoulders, broad though they be." With, a smile he glanced at hjis ntal- wart frame, which was acknowledged to be one of the finest specimens of physi cal comeliness inf the country, as was his face called the handsomest of any . Prince's in Europe. . Rika courtesied respectfully, but did not reply. » If the gracious Prince chose thus to address as an equal one of the humblest of his father's subjects, she knew well her position, and was to the full as proud of her unsullied innocence and - integrity as the haughtiest maid in the > realm. Her shy modesty added to her beauty in Eric's eyes. "Where livest thou, Frederika^?" he asked, softly; "fori would well like to send thy father a commission to fell some trees which much interfere with the comfort of the King's hunting par ties in the forest." This he said, knowing intuitively that it would startle Rika to give her his true reason and say that he intended to start out himself in quest of fairer and more precious game--which must be insnared in tenderer toils than those at • the command of the keenest sportsman at his father's court. After a few words more he suffered Jlikato go. Bat the sweet memory of her presence went not with her. It nestled deep within his heart. After this interview, scarcely a week passed that did not find Eric's steps turned in the direction of the forester's cottage. A glass of milk, from Rika's own white hands, was the draught most preferred by the royal hunter--al though, Out of courtesy, he would some times accept a mug of mead from the Sturdy old father. - Matters were in this stage at the tine our story opens. The nuts were gathered, and the merry groups had dispersed to their Various homes, with the understanding that they should meet again the next day and go together to the palace and dispose of their treasures. The next morning found them on their way, dressed in their best, as be came so eventful an occasion in their usually monotonous lives; for royalty has such a glamor to uninitiated eyes that the mere sight of the walls which shut it in is eagerly coveted. It was a pretty sight to any one who might have been stationed at the win dow, to see that blooming procession of neatly dressed lads and lasses, as they wended their way alongj with many a merry laugh and jest, until at last they halted in the great square before the palace. ; But to the watching eyes of the Prince V-who had received a hint of the com ing of the nut gatherers--there was but One face worth looking at among the throng. "Come," he said to the courtiers who Were standing near, "let us go down to the square in a body and make the hearts of yon merry rustics even merrier to-day by exchanging some coins for the nuts they have with them." A Prince's suggestion never lacks for listeners nor for followers; and sewn the rich toilets of the court people were scattered about amid the crowd in the square. Eric's steps were turned at once to ward Rika. He soon possessed himself of her nuts, and, after paying for them lavish ly in golden coin, he took from an inner pocket a locket and chain, which he gave to her, saying: "Wear it for my sake. There is he one who would look fairer in it^ JYou ough^ to be a Queen, and I will yet make you one." Before Rika (had time to. realize aught but that his words had filled her licurt with a bewildering sense of happiness, he had gone, his gift alone remaining to prove that she had not been dreaming. But she soon came to her sob6rsensesi It was well known that King Gustav us had been holding negotiations with the maiden Queen of England, to induce her to bestow her jeweled hand upon his elder son, and it had reached Rika's ears. 8uch a thing had been known as a maid of low degree being wooed and won l^y a royal suitor. The tale of Grisel's happiness, and of her woes as Well, was a favorite one among tlie folk- stories told around the humble hearths of the peasantry; and, if fate had or dained it to happen to her also, Rika would have been as glad and proud a maiden as ever the sun had shone on. But she would listen to no words of love from one whose hand was as good as given to another. Thus she thought as she walked slow ly homeward. * So the next day a little barefooted "Boy--the child of a neighboring farmer --was sent to the palace by Rika with Prince Eric's gift, carefully tied up in a piece of linen cloth, cut from the cor ner of a web, which she herself had* woven from flax raised from the seed, .and prepared by her own deft hands. Could the uncons^us trinket have told Eric that Rika's bright e-ves had lingered lovingly and regretfully upon it, and that she had pressed it to her red lips again and again, it \niglit have lessened his chagrin in receiving his present back again. As it was, it only kindled anew his determination to win Rika for his own, be the consequences what they might. It should not be said of him that a low ly peasant girl had given him, the Crown Prince of Sweden, such a rebuff. He threw jt large cloak over his rich court suit; and, tlms disguised, lie mounted Olaf, his favorite hunter.* and hastened toward Rika's home. Hot anger was contending with his love for the rustic beauty as he rode along. But when he at last reached the bor ders of the cleared patch of land in the forest which held the little cottage, had dismounted from his horse and tied him to a sapling, and found himself stand ing at the door, awaiting his answer to his raj), , all was forgotten but the thought that he was soon to gaze upon the beautiful face which had haunted his fancy so persistently since fate had Jirst brought it before him. Rika opened the door,, and stood for an instant in glad surprise, gazing up into her lover's face in utter forgetful- ness of the difference in their stations. "Ah! little one, thy face for once tells me all that I wish to know. Thou lovest. me! I see it in those eyes." And before Rika had time to retreat he caught her to his heart and im printed passionate kisses upon her trembling lips. She drew herself from his encircling arms, and stood panting like a fright ened fawn. Tiien she threw herself at his feet, and, clasping her hands entre itinglv, she said: ? , "Oh, most noble Prince, let it not be puf cgainst thy record that innocence and virtue received no respect at thy hands! Go, I entreat you! Should my father return and find thee here, he would surely first kill me, and then kill himself, in shame and despair! Oh, go!" "I mean thee no harm, Rika. I love thee; and when one loves he hurts not the object of that love. To win thee I will give up my heirship to the crown to my brother John; and while lie wears the diadem upon his brow, I will content myself with love and happiness with thee." "Not so, noble Eric," said Rika, firmly. "If thou wouldst make such a sacrifice, I, for one. will not be a party to it. After such a marriage--entailing, as it would, so much loss--love would prove but a transient guest within our home. Reproaches would drive the fickle god away." "Tell me the truth, Rika "interrupted Eric, with passionate earnestness; "do you love me?" « "So well that I would rather die than know that harm would come to one so noble through any influence of mine." "And yet you reiuse to make me happy?" ' . v,., "I refuse to work your rum, noblo Prince. The present is not all of life. But see--the sunlight has already reached the middle point of your dial! In ten more minutes my father will be here. If thou wouldst shield me from harm, go." "I will obey now, but I will not prom ise to give up the hope which lured me hither. Farewell for a time, most ob durate maiden." Then, with a long, lingering, regret ful look, the Prince turned, and de parted. Days and weeks passed on. At last came a time which was to plunge the nation into mourning. The good and great Gustavus was stricken with a mortal illness. He died and was laid beside hid king ly progenitors, and Eric was the reign ing sovereign in Sweden. Young, impulsive and his own mas ter, with his heart filled with but one image, is it to be wondered at that he suffered no obstacle to delay his union with the maiden of his love, after the days of his mourning were fully accom plished, and that the pretty nut-girl of &wden became its crowned Queen ? Search the annals of history, and you •will find the romantic story of the mar riage on record, adding still another folk-tale to those the country maidens tell over to each other at that witching time between daylight and starlight, when all nature is going to? rest, and young hearts are attuned to sympathy with all true lovers. Disappointed Entirely. Mr. W., F. Helherington, editor of the Sentinel, informed one of our representa tives that he tried St. Jacobs Oil for rheum atism, and found it all that could be asked. The remedy caused the pain to entirely dis appear.--Emporia, Kan., Xcws. Whisk yrets Recommended for Boys. The boys of the present day have little idea of the kindness which fortune has shown them. Their faculties for acquiring useful knowledge are greatly in advance of those of the boys of the last generation. Twenty years ago a boy acquired the art of smoking with the greatest difficulty. He had to take his first lesson with a pipe and strong tobacco, or with a rank, and wretched cigar. Withdrawing behind the barn, irt order to pursue liis task without in terruption, he smoked his pipe or his cifcar until the inevitable and deathly sickness that follows the unaccustomed use of tobacco in heroic doses overcame him. * The boy of the present day knows nothing of the sufferings of his prede cessor. The path of smoking is mode plain and easy to him by means of the cheap and gentle cigaret. He' takes his first lesson in smoking in the seclusion of his room, and without dreaming of a retired locality wherein to stretch himself upon the ground. His first cigaret contains just enough tobacco to slightly affect his system, but not enough to produce nausea. We ought long ago to have mile it easy for a boy to learn to drink as it is to learn to smoke. What is needed is some means* of supplying boys with whisky in small quantities and with its fiery and objec tionable taste partially concealed. We should have whiskyrets as well as cigarets. With their aid a boy could easily accustom himself to whisky, and make fair progress toward becoming an able and successful drunkard without once experiencing the unpleasant sen sations which sometimes so thoroughly disgust the youthful drinker as to induce him to entirely abandon all hope of learning to drink.--Harper's Weekly. "I HAVE found St. Jacobs Oil to be a most remedy or rheumatic paink, " says Mr. F. Latham, 5 Harrison street, Provi dence, 14. I.--Boston Herald. Kinder Looking: Around. A middle-aged gentleman, who for merly lived in this city, returned after an absence of two years, and in duty bound called upon a number of his for mer acquaintances. 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A» pgMTO Wanted on SALARY or oommis- MWBlV I O siou. Send stamp for particulars. PALMER. & STK< >XG, 05 S. IXhploiues St., Chicago, III. WATCHES! S65 JEWEI.UY, SILVERWARE, retailed at wholesale rates. I'rice-list free. T. W. Kennedy, P. O. Box 850, N. Y. A MONTH and board in your county. Men or Ladies. Plc;uumt Imsiuens. Address 1'. W. ZIKOI.KH i: Co., Box TH, Chicago, III. THE HEW REMEDY. "ALL the world's a stage, Bam, and the men and women merely players. * " YeS? mas«a, but, if dat's so, where you goto' for to get yer audience and orchis try ? " MOTHKB HHII'TON'H prophecy is supposed to bo abuui 40(1 years old, and every prophecy has been fulfilled except the last--the end of the world in 1881. Bay your C&rboline, a deodor ized extract of petroleum, the great natural tamr restorer, before the world comes to an end. A NEW nurse-maid had been engaged for the family of John Leech. On her apj>earing in the nursery she was thus addressed by Master Leech: " Nurse, papa says I am one of those children that can be managed by kind ness, and I'll trouble you to fetch some spouge-cakes fcnd oranges at on^e."-- Ex change. HOPS Attn MALT BITTEBS is the best tonic for the restoration] to health and strength of those Weakened /and enervated by over work, sickness, general debility 'or other cause. It contains no mineral substance to remain in the system and do permanent harm. • A WOMAN'S bonnet is usually an affair of on her. But, much as Bhe loves her bonnet, lovely woman rather prefers an affair of offer. UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDERS should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the iwtn, and restores the sick. Sold by ail HOPS H MALT BITTERS. (Sot Fermented.) THE GREAT : Liver&Edney Remedy AND BLOOD PURIFIER. This new Remedy it compounded from the best known curatives, such as Hops, Malt Extract, Cascara Sagrada ISacred Bark), Buchu, Dandelion and Sarsaparilla, combined with an agree able. Aromatic Elixir. These Remedies act upon the Liver. They act upon the Kidneys. They Regulate the Bowels. I They Quiet the Nervous System. They Promote Digestion. They Nourish, Strengthen, Invigorate. They give Tone, Health and Energy. HOPS AND MALT BITTERS are the ORIGINAL and ONLY BIT TERS containing Malt Extract. Ail: your DmpgSst lor them, and be sure that the label has on it the four words HOPS AND MALT BITTERS in large red letters. |®~Take no other. At WTioIeiale and Retail by all dealers. 10CHE8TKR VEDICIJiB CO., \ochester, K. T. H0$1!TEU$ &ITTE*S The true antidote to the effects of miasma is Hos- tetter's Bitters. This medicine is one of the most popular remedies of an age of successful pro prietary specifics, and is in immense demand wherever on this continent fever and ague exists. A wineglass- fnl three times a day is the beet possible preparative for encountering a malarious atmosphere, regulating the liver and invigorating the stomach. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. House Toward noon of the fifth day's drive I came npon an exalted example of what can be accomplished with a little work and a little water in a California desert. For two honrs the road had led over a sandy waste, sparsely covered l>v a growth of dwarf cedars. Here and there were patches strewn with lava rock, aeminders of Mount Shasta's former volcanic activity. The sana it self looked like ashes, and the whole region seemed absolutely hopeless for agricultural purposes. As the hot hours dragged on, and the horses toiled more and more wearily through the sand, the question of a dinner and noon day rest began tb grow serious. A cabin came in sight, and; strangely ,$nough, right in the desert beside it jwas a big pond covering perhaps five acres of ground, that was one immense long spring of cold water. An Irish bach elor lived in the cabin in as rude a fash ion as any of his kindred in the Green Isle. There was no thonght of asking hospitality in his dirty, floor- less hut, but he gave the cheering infor mation that "the finest place ye iver saw" was only two miles further on; and sur enough, there in the sandy waste soon opened a vision pf trees, grain-fields and meadows, and of a pretty white house with wide piazzas and a flower garden in front. It was like the shadow of a great rpek in a weary land to get out of the glare of the sun into a pretty sitting- room--a n^at rag carpet on the floor j pictures on the walls, volumes of history and poetry on the table--and rest in a big rocking-chair, while a friendly, gray-haired lady made good her hospit able offer of dinner "if you will put up •with what ,we have." *What they had proved to be an excellent meal of veni son stew, eggs and corn-bread, with such accessories of cake and preserves as good housewives usually keep on hand. The owner of the farm told me how he made it out of the desert by the aid of water brought five miles in a ditch. He raised excellent crops of wheat, barley, Indian corn and timothy; he had all kinds of fruit trees and bushes; his cattle thrived on the mount ains the year round, and whenever he wanted fresh meat he had only to go out in the cedars early in the morning and wait for a deer to pass. These good people lived 100 miles from a rail road, with neither school nor church nearer than fifty mile# but they were bright, well-informed and contented, and enjoyed nearly all the comforts to be got out. of country living anywhere. --Cor. New York Tribune. PEBRYDA A SAFE AJtD REMEDY f®« . * il-'vr n • Jf. Simkm, ^ A -- M spntts ^cd n AND j f FOB HALS BY ALL Buriloi THE butter made in Kossuth county, Iowa, this year will bring $500,000, which is more than $250 for every family in the county. B K8T TRUSS KVERIT8KD. Send for circular. N.Y. Klastio Truss Co., removed 744 liroailway, N.Y. Y0UN8 MEN!*' aation; address VAXJll yoa want to bam Telegraphy in a months, and b» ceitnin of a tit. NT INK feUOS., JuietvUle. Wis. $225 HAIR A M0NTH-AGE!ITSWINTfD-»Oh'»t Rclllnparticles In the world:I sample fr*t Address J. A. Broasoo, Detroit, Mich. Wholesale and retail. Send for price-list, iiooda »ent C. O. D. WigB made to order. E. BURXHAM, 71 State street, Chicago. AND NOT -- WEAR OI'T. • uv Watchtnalters, i.y mail, 'i&cts. Circular* ' rttKK. J. ti. BIBCH & CO., 38 Bey St.. N.Y, THRESHERS: > ru Mut <• II« |l»tl)HU UlM- PinudprimUrt , TUB AULTMAN A TATIXJR GO.. ter. Humors, Salt iUwnjn, Sc&ld Bead, Sores, Jttucaxail Diseases, Female Weakness and Irregularities, Disstaeas, Loss of Appetite, Juaadice, Affections ox the Liven Indi gestion, Biliousness, Dyspep sia and General Debility. '<* A course of Burdock Blood Bitters wIBftatWJMlN nost skeptical that it is the Greatest Blood P«iriten arth. Sold by medicine dealers every* Directions in eleven lanju?.g-es. PklCK, yLflfe -\W FOSTER, MILBU3N & CO, Prap't. Bofly* M. NOT PAIL t far far Ml veto* r MS. Aw to nn • Mi ttonsof • ' ed for Personal or FuaStr oae, with ont MM Ulostrattoas. W» sail Mil foods ait wholesale prices in qn.inttties to salt the parcham*. The only institution wno makn this thatr special busi ness. UON'1'OO.HKRV WAKtt A<roTMT Ac 2KB WaM Avenue. CU»a|S, IlUMl*. I any f eatfam. QcoUfan inssljp- mi m <11. f lV Wil t WA6TB MOITVTI TOT*? O IA If j e a t u l • lomr iMt m t t a f I^TC vkakm «r a h*aw prewth •? bair ©® V I O t to THJCKK*, STItBNUTMEX ud VlQOJ^TXlfc* QAIH *n.wb«r* 4im'% N btmbugrrd. f th* rm( Bpaniih dU«<f«rf Im MBVffR TKT tUSD. KMAONLY SIX CftftTB to Dr. J. tiONZA-1M», Bniifi. IUM. Bmn «F 4ll ItottMiMt. t A. REED & SONS' PIANOS. 1 mi TJ New Illustrated Catalogue** 1882. sont free. Special Affeiita want**d in every county. KEKftlVI XMrLi: OF MUSIC# luO Sut*St.CHICAGO. HARTFORDmachINE This is the latest production of the Wer/l Sewing Machine Co. Those wishing tlie very best Sewing Machine made Hhould apply to FAIRFIELD & TAYLOR, corner btaU' and Van Bureu Ste„Chicago. 4S~Agents wanted. TRW HKW ELASTIC TRUSS HasaPaiOMi «MbM. ; la MBMT, AFAFTO UMtftaaUpSli of thstaJr.wMhfta JUOMJ S25 Every Day Can ba aaailjr Bad* with our Well Augers & Drills On* man and on* horse reqnirad. W» of the Tlflln Wall-are th* only makei Boring ana Book-: Drilling Ifaohin*. WUTMM the Best *a Earth T Many ofonreastom*ramak*fromM*to#Ma4ay. Book and Circulars ful. Addrsaa, LOOMS A IIMAH, TifFM/OHM. FIVE-TON ra« scuis sn All lr*B and Steel, £>JUble Kr*ss Tare B**n Jonu he pay* U»« fretful. All »1*es equally luv, for frr« book, auUrea* JONES OF B1NBHAMT0N, BHGHMIVR., K. Y. FRAZER AXLE GREASE. Beat In tke World. Get th* (noise. KT. abl* sleep; effects car THE HERS HEY School of Musical Art, HERSHEY MUSIC HALL, Chicago. HI., affords the most thorough instruction in all braaohsa of Vocal and Instrumental Mmtie. Send for circular H. (XARENCU £UUV. tteneral director. Etflltotoa Trust Co., Employment for ladies. The Queen City Saspeader OwmaavafChk. Queen City clnnatiarenewma -their new IMsrUat CUMIM, and their uncqualedSkirt BaaMMtan- for Letts* and want reliable lady ageaStontt them in every household. Our WaHcnif ere meet with ready success awliaat* MM- tome salaries. Write at once for terms and s^ erne esclusire territory. Address ' . _ tyirta Ctlf Bnpndir Co^ Ctarlaaall, Mb. 17 Leading Physicians rccommand these Supporters. II MID! PnnttUlve 1*111* nuikfi NewfliohBlood nn ! wi!; c change the Uo6l In th*fentm vy* f fm in r h iv e mn c t . f r s . A ny pe r so n wbo wi l l t ake one p Ul night fnm 1 to 12 woehs u. iy be restored to it such a thing be possible. Sold everywhere, or wnt by mail for 8 letter etutmps. t i I. J.. A COH Botloa, li**** form*'tiv Buuinr, Me. : K J * i CHE APES T 6 B f. S T MIL ' r7 • i SOLO OMDEF, G U A r RA N T: TO-eivE..SAT STACT ! rv.. OR'FOONEY *ErUN0li> ,1 | send tor our orcu^. , CHAV KAESTNL'RA C . ^ j 307S3^S ; i . Ml L I C H I C A G ? $10 YOUB CAPITA!* Imrwton of small and J amounts in Grain, f~ Ktocks as folly pro extensive and mnue Our aaeceufol, tablistaed ' WHEAT •ontwoeldrV nui,ai ly. Send it $50 $100 once far and put reoortL vsln, iTidenda paid aurinspftstthirt-Mi ontha on this Hue. Addxeaa --TERRIAM, 141 * 148 STOCKS st-chi«»*o,nL , , u * " 49~ We want a local every town. Excellent meats. Good pay to a reel ble, entarmiaixui man Writ term*. i . N inu :b in t h : ! {- f. r At FAMIIV S01CE> M-i- •:KV. f ALT MF'G.:n P. and power and secular mnsic in achgcJa c« ONE HUNDRED OTHKK •72, *78, *83, SI r.«66.l upward. let are i This Company have , the msnufacture of I GRAND PIANOS, i Consumption Can Bo CuroflB"^ HALLS piaiws^£^ imporkmtimj>ro9em^iai&ag topoyeraad •f lone and durability. Will not rgmgejjaMMi quarter as ntucA a* other Ptanot. HXUSTKAl FOE THE LUNGS. BALSAM Cores ene»i" nehs*. - - arul i«<>isone<l l>y the «I «•«*«•, "ii.l pwvt uts the 5!rl.i s\v«-;its awl frjfhtiM'ss iu-iyss tlie ehest wfueh :u-.-oi>i!»:u» it. t'oiism.ii.ti.Hi is not itu Scumble malady. H ALL N B ll.s AM wUlcure you, even though WANTEDS To eniraee in the sale of a new and important work <£ standard i-hanu-ter. rai>> attractions and immtuis« scU- w qualities. Enthusi;isfceidly mdorsetl by the highest hterarv authorities. We want a few nieu ot esyeneuee and ability, able to drill and manage acents, to whom we offer a permanent and lucrative business. Thi%will reuay investigation, lor particulars address C. B. BEACH A CO., CbK-atfo, 111. nnfitilinff amT INftTK. .e in eur' ~ Fib-, Spa . siorts, bt. Vihii^ PiDM, AkohoU&m.Qaiuxa £«*• in«. S'luiaslWeakaeek luijHijeucy. Sot)" «1 uU Nervous Blood Diaeassa. taervrymen, la wrens, Litentry Men, U» chacts. IViakelB, LaiUe* ai;<! all wlKwe sroenta- r> t ".'i-loyiirfnt oar.saNl X<r\ous PrustratiOB. lr- -ni'.uritiea at blo.xl. st.ijaacn. 1 or kidneys, or 1 quire a uerva tooib SB- | Invaluable, ThosMMAda piMV' iuu it the Viost _ w«.'Uderful In(|DaM that ever sustained the sinking system. &gT l'»r mm by all DruvYu-ts. DB. S. A. RICHMOND MEDICAL 00.. Sole lYoprietyw, joseph, ' Indose stamp for Circulars. C.X.U. Mo.4Sk w _ . ... 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