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bor<* --nttmit ana Wl,1 to me aaato havt to car- (rtwre «»owt w»d make the ket- . irin the sabes with an ancient tor- key's wte* I day 1 here to imp the floor and beat the da«itv mat, ran abont and pay the checks and curry­ comb the e«t, te'ch the n> onday aw of beer, and trim the naaey temps, i the y* llow enw'opea, and Melt the post- ' stamp*. "" TJw man who paya me KUtamrad with tlich- ' •„ ••lotto p ».v .:>* Audit I walk across the room be tela ma sot to romn; He ea^t* on me tyrannte frowns If I but ring or \ And ail the shekels I reeetve aae dollars two per My driver is a horsey swell and wears a diamond pin. An ojster chccked, and he is op in all the ways of sin; 7 > who at Manhattan Beach will purchase £>ooln, elate. If I have Y -- -<** his utmo t •ighU notbtng on my hands, that man will OOiaklr yell: nrth and *ee my lady lore, and ask her if she's well!" Or else i have to fold my anna and alt upon a it o , And look jnst like the little boy who lores his 8un<iay-toii>ool. I haw to brush his overcoat ere thought of home he w o'. And *th» tea her-doster bang his pantaloons and shoes; And wi h hie dally marketing I have to home- .. ward hop while 'oam the cabbage and the beet above the basket tup. Oh! give me back the happy days, the days I u«e*i to know, •• JS-K 1 down beside old Skinner's »»> I need to r trO; If- ' t p ns, adroitly bended, made the teacher start and jam;), ' And I soaked The silken tom-cat in the sptctle of the pump. Pdlite to rtone the hornet's neat, and 61ub the * taurun frog, •* lad sing like sweet Theocritus, and own a fight­ ing dop; . v And walk the wood where sleepy winds aejr flower scents afloat. And throw the subtle brickbat at the unsus­ pecting goat. Fd wander by the brooklet in the dAloy-sprinkled doll* the berry buoket tor my little playmate 1 And booct her H the branches long before the j-ail was full, To dodge the ministratic ns of the brindled Dur­ ham butt. t bliss once more to hookey play, and loaf ar- und th* town, s think bow fine to run Away and be a droits olown, . or a burglars these professions were my evolut d to a woful office boy. take me back, oh, take aae bask onto my boyhood home Andfio.n it fiat-rant precincts let me never, never rosim! But st*y there where the l ine trees on the hill­ top weirdly moan Where t c nmail boys hunt the muskrat and the broker is u known. y;r DESTROYING A WII <4 k I WI Hr. some months ago. 1 am f--WM* another situation," rapUfld :r "WHAT is Tour bturineu, then?" in- 0WD HR. Laking, with inoreMed vn- W« do sol sapiMM thai any of OB the death of Col. Laking, no one ' ^ was more surprised At his not having -f left a will than Mr. Alfred Laking, his nephew and heir-at-law. That geatle- ^ v» man had the best reasons for kn >wing " that his nncle was not well disposed toward him--in fact the Colonel had refused to have anything to do with him for some years past. The truth was that Alfred Laking had once been .J guilty of an act of meanness, wh'ch his V nncle never forgave, and therefore the fortunate heir had not expected to ben- ,e cfit by his uncle's death. But even out­ siders, who knew nothing of the cause of the estrangement between the Colonel J ®nd his nephew, were amazed at the old "7 gentleman dying intestate. He had so frequently expressed his determination ** of preventing his nSphew From succeed­ ing to his property and had m ido so many wills at different times with that : object that his intestacy cau-ed univer- ?'* sal astonishment. It was ' generally supposed that his somewhat sudden death had frns rated his testamentary ' intentions, or else that, at the lust rao- ;T ment, he had realized the force of the 7 old adage that blood is thicker than ^ water, and had been content to permit , his nephew to inherit in the ordinary course of law. But while Mr. Alfred Laking received the congratulations of his friends with v equanimity, and apparently acquiesced , in the general opinion that he was a very lucky individual, he did not by any means ieel secure of his inheritance. His na oral cunning and his mean, sus­ picious n<n nre suggested the idea that his uncle had not iai ed to take due pre­ cautions to guard against the contin­ gency which had happened. He did not believe for an instant that the old man's feelings had softened toward him in his last moments; any sentiment approaching magnanimity being beyond , the narrow limits of hi* moril percep­ tions. In his heart of hearts he felt convinced that there was a will in exist­ ence, and that he owed his inherit ince to-the accidental circumstance of the document having been mislaid or over­ looked. But, though this foreboding pomessed him so strongly that it amounted al­ most to a moral certainty, he took no steps to verify his suspicions. On the contrary, he carefully refrained from doing anything of the kind. He did, indeed, stealthily and in secret scru­ tinize his uncle's papers, destroying all ^ ^ those which contained suspicious mem- * 7 oranda. But he omitted to take the ol>- % vious course of advertising in the news- - papers or applying to the various legal * gentlemen whose services--to his knowl- * ,i --his uncle had from time to time tj employed. He thought it possible-- *'* prolxible, in fact--that one of these . *• might be in poeeession of a will; but he ' could never summon courage to ask. He kept the fact of the old man's death as quiet as possible, not even announcing ; * the event in the daily paper*. He em- plffyed a strange solicitor to perform the legal work connected with the ad- ministration of the estate, and, in short, endeavored to avoid publicity in every *' wav. •» *1. I the first few months after his ;'•« uncle's death he was perpetually haunt- ' ed by the dread that his elaborate pre- « can^loos wcrald be thrown away; out 7 '"'hen a year had passed he began to s « breathe more freely. The chances » were, he thought, that, if a will existed, it would have turned up by this tiuio, or else it would probably rot away in its hiding place. Thus by degrees the phantom conjured up by hia pusillan­ imous imagination became less appall- * - ing, until one day his anxiety was re­ vived by a very ominous incident. % A shabbily-dressed, middle-aged ««•. called upon him, and said he had an important communication to make. He gave the name of Crumber, and Alfred Laking then recollected that he was a clerk in the office of the solicitor whom he had employed to wind up his ancle's estate. This circumstance seemed re­ assuring, for Alfred Laking naturally supposed the man had been sent with some message from his master relating to business matters. "I presume ]fr. eall?" he said 'I suppose we ARE quite alooe^ sir, and cannot be overheard ?* said the man, mysteriously. "Yon can speak out, thongh I cannot imagine what you can have to say tliat is so important," returned Mr. Laking, glancing to see that the door was closed. "When I left Mr. Baker's office I took a situation with another solicitor," said Cruml>er, lowering hia voice. "The gentleman I am now with is Mr. Mayne, of Lincoln's Innfields. I don't know whether you ever heard of him, sir." Alfred Laking started and turned deadly pale. He happe Ned to know that his uncle had consulted this gen­ tleman professionally at a compara­ tively recent date, and he therefore in­ stinctively guessed the nature of the revelation in store for him. "No! I never heard of Mr. Mayne, and I don't believe my uncle did," he replied, almost fiercely. "Well, sir, you see your uncle did. not always consult you about his affairs," returned Mr. Crumber, rather disre­ spectfully. "At any rate, he knew Mr. Mayne, who prepared a will for him shortly before he died." "How do you know?" demanded Al­ fred Laking, too startled to conceal his agitation. "Because I've seen it. I've not only seen it, but I've read it. Your name isn't mentioned in that will, Mr. Laking," said the man, with a grin. "A very fine story," said Alfred Laking, with a forced laugh. "Pray, how is it that Mr. Mayne has never written to inform me of the alleged will?" "Because, in the first place, I doubt if h is aware of the Colonel's death; but, if he is, he has probably forgotten that the Colonel left lus will with him, for his memory isn't what it was," said Mr. Crumber, growing more familiar in his manner as he remarked Alfred Lakinsr's whi. e lips and agitated demeanor. "By pome omission, the will is not indexed in the schedule of the contents of tire strong room. I came across it quite accidentally while searching for some­ thing else. Knowing the name of the testator and all the circs, the will at­ tracted my attention. Otherwise, it would probably have remained undia- turbe I for years." " 1 hen do you mean to say that Mr. Mayne is unaware of the existence of the will ?" sa d Alfred Laking, with in­ voluntary eagerness. "I believe every one in the offioe has forgotten it. I might purloin th it will from the safe to-morrow and no one would be the wiser," returned Crumber, impressively. It was impossible to ignore the insid­ ious purpose of the man's visit. Evi­ dently he was an unscrupulous scoun­ drel, who desired to tur i the discovery he had made to account. Alfred Lak­ ing looked at him with newly-awakened curiosity, and was by no means favora­ bly impressed with his appearance. The man had a forbidding expression, and it suddenly occurred to Mr. Laking that this was an impudent attempt to extort money bv false pretenses. "I don't believe a word of what you say," he cried, suddenly rising from his seat and confronting the unwelcome -!-M. Utf - A Z -A i-V -i ^wiwr. jtpur owr/ u» a iissue ui rauw* | hoods." "I was afraid you might think so, sir, so I ventured to bring the will with me," said the ma-> slyly. "What 1 you have actually stolen it?" cried Alfred Laking.< "I h ive it here, anyway," returned Crumber, coolly, as he produced a doc­ ument from his pocket. "I can put it ba< k where I took it from within an hour. Of course, it is no earthly use to me." "Let me see it," said Alfred Laking, in a hoarse voice, seating himself in his chair again. Mr. Crumber unfolded the document and glanced at it, apparently reflecting whether it would be wise to part with it. But after a pause he laid it on the desk, saying: "I'm treating you like a gentleman, sir. You must promise to return it to me." "Yes, y' s," said Alfred Laking,stretch­ ing out his hand impatiently. Some moments elapsed before the ag­ itated gentlemen could compose himself sufficiently to take in the contents of the will. He first turned to the final page, which bore the signature of the testator and the attesting witnesses. So far as he could judge the signa­ tures were genuine, and the document had evidently been prepared several months ago, the edges of the paper being discolored and the ink faded. It was dated a few weeks before Col. Lak- ing's death, and was, therefore, in all probability the last will he had made. When he came to read it carefully, Alfred Laking's lingering hope that the document might be a forgery was quickly dispelled. From internal evi­ dence it was undoubtedly genuine, the names of various persons and places being mentioned which no stranger could have fabricated. The Colonel appeared to have left his property to some distant relatives, subject to a few charitable bequests. The nephew's name was not mentioned, and an old military friend was appointed exec­ utor. Mr. Alfred Laking read the will over two or three times, keeping his face concealed from Mr. Crumber, who man­ ifested a good deal of impatience. At length he roused himself from his un­ pleasant reflections, folded up the fatal document, and fixed a half-frightened, half-defiant gaze upon his visitor. "What do you propose to do with this ?" he inquired nervously. "Well, s r, that depends upon you," replied Crumber. " If you advise me to put it back and remind the governor of it, well and good." But Alfred Lakiug did not hasten to advise this straightforward course. He kept silent for a long time, fidgeting with the document he held in his hand, and at length Crum1>er spoke. "You se», sir, nobody knows of the exi-ttenoe of the will buf. you and me. Supposing we were to throw it on the fire yonder, who would be the wiser?" "How dare you suggest such a thing?" cried Alfred Laking, with a show of virtnous indignation. "It would be a crimin.il offense." "I suppose you wouldn't split on me, sir, if I was to do it," suggested Crumber, speaking almost in a whisper. "The fact is, sir, I'm thinking of emi­ grating. I don't mind the risk. Give me £1,000 and the trick is done." The indignant expression had died out of Alfred Laking's face, leaving it whiter than ever, and he gaxei. at his companion with » kind of terrified shrank from being a party to a de­ liberate tend, for fear of the conse­ quences, and he was rather staggered by the large amount which Mr. Crumber demanded for his services. Yet, when he reflected that he would lose his whole fortune if the will should be discovered, and also that Crumber might be tempted--if he refused to ac­ cept his terms--to sell his. secret to other interested parties, he resolved to close with him at once. It was a sudden determination, taken half in desperation and half from sheer fright. The will was destroyed, and early the next morning Mr. Crumber started for America from Liverpool, with £1,000 in gold in his pocket. Alfred Laking went and saw him off, having, in fact, declined to hand ever the money until he was safely on board ship. Upon his return to London, feel­ ing, in spite of HIS misgivings, more re­ lieved and light-hearted than he had done since his uncle's death, his exuber­ ant spirits received a sudden check in oonsequenoe of the isceipt of a letter from Mr. Mayne, which ran thus: LTNCOI N'H-IHN-Fikijjs. SIR--I formerly acted professionally for your late i n le. I ol Liking, and shall be glad if you w.ll give me a i ail at your earli­ est coriven ence on a matter of import noe. Your? fsiithtuliy, J MO. D. MAYNE. This communication gave him a great shock, for it naturally occurred to him at once that this "matter of great im­ portance" referred to his uncle's will. If the document had already been missed, immediate steps ° would of course be taken to recover it, which might lead to the arrest of Crumber, and even result in his own apprehension on a criminal charge. The bare notion of such a 'calamity brought Iteads of perspiration to h's brow, nnd his first impulse was to flee the country. Bat upon second thoughts he aban­ doned the idea. Even supposing Crum­ ber should be suspected of having de­ stroyed the will, there was no proof. The man would deny the charge for his own sake, beside which he was Out of the country. UT on the whole, Alfred. Caking thought the wisest course would be to face the matter out; and, much as he would have preferred to avoid an in­ terview with the lawyer, he determined to call upon him without delay.; Accordingly he presented himself at Mayne's office the morning after re­ ceiving the letter, looking very pale and nervous, though making every effort to app ar at ease. "I wrote to you, Mr. Laking," said the old lawyer, when they had ex­ changed greetings, "because I have rea­ son to believe that you have received a communication from a man named Crumlier." "No," murmured Alfred Laking. His answer appeared to cause Mr. Mayne some surprise, for the old gen­ tleman stared at him through his spec­ tacles for a second or two, and then said, rather sharply: " Name of Crumber. The man was a clerk in my office until recently." " Certainly not," repeated Alfred Lakiug. He intended his replv? to be bold and emphatic, but the attempt was a miserable failure. There was a qua­ ver in his voice, and his eyes instinct­ ively sought the carpet. "A-hem!" coughed Mr. Mayne, in an nnr>t«asantlv si<rn;iieant m inner. "The fact is," he resumed, " yonr uncle made a will shortly before he died, which he left in my charge, but a few days later li» calieu ami revoked it. Ho gSfe £5 his reason that he did not wish his ani mostty against yon to continue after hia death." H You don't say that!" exclaimed Al­ fred Laking, with a start of genuine surprise. " He revoked the will by tearing off the signatures on the last page," con­ tinued the lawyer, still looking his vis­ itor in the faoe, "and the mutilated document being, of course, mere waste paper, was tied to the draft and put away in in old press. This man Crum- IKJ. , SVNONI 1 discharged a few weeks age for dishonesty, seems to HFTVC purloined the mutilated document, and, thinking he might meditate attempting to impose U|»on you, I conceived it to be uiy duty to warn you. He might, for instance, liuve restored the last page by means of forgery, and passed off the will upon you as valid and subsisting." " The infernal scoundrel! " cried Al­ fred Laking, violently, forgetting his cfiw'ion, w heu he thought Of his thou­ sand pounds. " Yes, I'm afraid he is that," said the lawyer dryly. "So you see, Mr. Laking, it was kindness thrown away upon your part to take the trouble to send him off from Liverpool yesterdoy. I wish you a good moruing, sir." THE ZRoncer, in noting the tendency in London to subs' itute flats for private houses, calls attention to the bad sani­ tary condition of most of the existing apartment houses, and warns the public acainst such future modes of construc­ tion as will expose occupants to the dangers of sewer gas and difficult ven­ tilation. To ACT with common sense, accord­ ing to the moment, is the best wisdom, I know; and the best philosophy, to do one's duties, take the world as it comes, submit respectfully to one's lot, bless the goodness that has given us s > much happiness with it, whatever it is, and despise affectation.--Horace Walpole. • As SHIPS meet at sea a moment to­ gether, when words of greeting must be spoken, and then away into the deep, so men meet in this world; and I think we should cross no man's path without hailing him, and, if he needs, give hi™ supplies. -- Henry Ward Beecher. IN Japan, in honor of a deny having the head of a dog, the different streets of each town contribute to the main- Etonancu of a certain number of dogs; they have their lodgings, and persona are esjjeciully appointed to take care of them when sick. THE Minnc in whieh THEN is a young child, will REQUIRE ua to MW to the fact that babies cry. It LA positively certain that they do cry, 1ML wily they cry iMrttl- ways bean *n unfathomed mystcocy, al­ though all manner of oonjectures have been made. When the little cherubs screw their faces up into a knot, pre­ paratory to setting Hp a howl, and con­ vulsively work their legs after the man­ ner of an insane jumping-jack, the gen­ eral opinion is that colic is furnishing the motive power. On other occasions the person of the infant is searched for a concealed we tpon in the shape of a pin. Our own opinion, founded on a great deal of actual experience, is that babies cry because they have lungs. It must be admitted that if they had no lungs their vocal solos would not have quite as much compass. What is really needed is the discovery of a prooess whereby the lungs of an infant can be removed without danger, only to be re­ placed when the infant has arrived at an age when it can comprehend the enormity of the crime of keeping peo­ ple awake at night by prolonged shrieks. It is a popular impression that a baby cries just to hear itself cry, as it seems to have no other object, but this idea is knocked in the he .d by a German doc­ tor, who, having given the matter his closest attention, insists that, until they are several months old, all infants are deaf. If this be really a fact, it is dis­ tressing to think of the amount of " woot- sy tootsy" talk that has been squandered on infants since the first infant was born. Hereafter, when fond parents want to converse with the new-y ar­ rived addition, it will have to be through an ear trumpet, since nature has neg­ lected to supply infants with them at their birth. At !>ny rate, the idea that babies cry jut-t to hqar themselves cry is pretty eftectually : exploded.--Texas Si/tings, . BAYS the Brooklyn Engle: Mr. R. C. Moore, of Messrs. Vernam Sr Co., 34 New street. New York, was almost instantly re lieved by St. Jacobs Oil of severe pain fol lowing an attack of pleurisy. The remedy acted like magic. -4--. ---- The Court's Mistake. Judge Davis used to tell some admir­ able stories of an old Illinois Judge one of which we chance particularly to remember. One of the Judges was rather remarkable fbr conveying to jurors, in his charges to them, his own opinions in regard to the merits of the case. In one case he had done so with great plainness, but, to his amazement the jury liuug out for hours without coming to an agreement. The Judge inqnired of the bailiff what was the matter, and learned from him that one juror was hanging out against the other eleven. He sent for the jury at once and, stating to the jurors that he had plainly intimated how the case ought to be decided, said he understood one juror was standing out against the other eleven. He proceeded to rebuke the juror sharply. The obstinate juror was a nervous little m >n, and, as soon as the Judge was done, he arose and said, "Judge, may I say a word?" "Yes, sir," said the indignant Jndge; "what have you to say V" "Well, what I wanted to say is, I am the only feller what's on your hide."--Peck's Sun. THE art connoisseur and exhibitor, Prof. Cromwell, was cured of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil.--Norfolk Ftr^inim. , An IBU^BML About twenty years ago, some distin­ guished scholars in England decided to begin making a great dictionary of the English language. The project was so immense that little headway was made until 1876. At that time Dr. Murray, a noted Englishman, was appointed editor of the work, and nearly two tons of books were turned over to him to be read. Since 1879 nearly 1,000 scholars have been reading other dictionaries, books, old pamphlets, old manuscript and old letters, and making notes of the true meaning of certain words. So far, the editor has received about 361,- 000 slips from the readers. The editor Classifies and compares these slips, each passing through the hands of four thorough linguists. The editor's work­ shop is in his garden. It is a building made entirely of iron, so that it cannot burn, and is fitted up with over 1,000 pigeon-holes. The dictionary will be very complete, and will be more than four times the size of Webster's un- abridged. A PHYSICIAN writes: 1 have recommended Dr. Ouy«otts Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla in my practice as a general tonic. I causider it superior to eve-y other preparation in cane* of female complaints and general prostration. As a blood purifier it always acts like a charm, and as a true strengthener it has no equaL* A Pleasant Thing to Contemplate. Says the Graphic.: "It may not be pleasant to contemplate, but in events of an electric wire with the current on coming in contact with a telephone wire, the fellow who is doing the hello business is liable to get the life knocked out of him." This is all right and it is pleasant. By the time you've tried for ten minutes to talk with a fellow via telephone, you're so satisfied he's a blooming fool that you hope something will hit him.--Boston Post. isinocBTSd, as thirty days' trial is allowed r Government Clataii. Bm kneadalm of any Idnft Mains! the Government, write to BraDDAii i Co, 41S G street, N. W., Washington, D. C., in- ol nein^r two S-cent stamps. They will give you full information in regard to it. ipolis Tribune says go its are the best land-cleaners kn that tnown. It mentions that a herd of 1,000 en­ tirely cleared a piece of brush land, consisting of 500 acres, in three years. So complete was the work that not a vestige of undergrowth was left. A Sioux CITY young man left his boarding house because the daughter of the landlady, under the pretense of caressing him, pinned a doll-baby to the back of his coat and allowed him to promenade around town all Sunday with the article attached. LOVE is needlessly crafty, it has al­ ways an instinct of concealment, of in­ discretion abou1; it. The boy, and es­ pecially the girl, who will tell the truth frankly in regard to a love affair, is a m i r a c l e o f v e r a c i t y . -- $ 1 * 0 * Von DTSPKPSIA, mmonmoM, depression of spirits and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the •ferro-P' - --• • - - - made and soli and tor patients reooverinjr from fever or other sickness it has no equal THE soft and silky appearance given to the hair by the use of Carboline, the natural hair restorer and dressing, as now improved and ierfooted, is the subject of general remark >v all who have witnessed its effects upon the human head. Sold bv all dealers in drugs. GKT Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to new boots or shoes before you run them over. the new brand, Spring TobabWi, ' Send forflhutrated paper giving cntaez Ibf- •etic Appliances; have no equal in Bnwoni. 8end two Se. • Scad three Se.) 8ead eight 3e.i for Holiday BAST LAMP, wHk Chromo Cover*, i tor The Pictorial Panay i for Chrfctmaa No. Our 1SSi M?n and Women, tor Holiday Wide Awake, v* iaeotei*. Picture*; oonris lb D. LoTiiaor a Co„ Pub's, £ Fraaklin 8L, THK TRANSFER Of public confidence from other preparations of B&p- •aparilla and ot' or Blood Purifios-s of whatever name to Hood'n Sarsaparilla is the &i£nal triumph of a mer­ itorious article. 11M people are quick to recognize true merit, and this is why Uie sale of Hood's 8an»- lvurills l*r exoneds all similar preparations. One hun­ dred donas (1 ran only be aiipLed to Hood's Sama- parilla, and is an unanswerable argument as to medi­ cinal strength and ecouotny. CATARRH. We believe that Dine>tnnth» of all eases of catarrh are constitutional. We al^o believe that a reliable constitutional remedy like Hood's Sarsaparilla, that strikes at the very roo of the disease, will cure a very lance proportion of all ease*. In confirmation of this relief we offer evidence showing the effects of Hood's Sarsaparilla upon this disease A mother says: "My l.oy had catarrh so badly that 1 could hardly keep him in clean handkerchiefs; he has taken one bottle of Hood's Sar &r>arilla. and that terrible amount of discharge haa stopped " Another writes: "1 have had catarrh four years Ijkst April tiie dropping in my throat became RO TRTMI ICK. me that 11 ivanii' alarmed, as it affected my right lunu. I took two bottles of tlood's Sarxaparilla and it cured me. My appetite, which wat variable before, i« first rate aov."-Cnilu* H. UairriM, lowell, Mass. * HOOD'S SARSAPARKEXA. Sold bv I>rucgists, $l; six for |S. Mads qnly tar C. I. HOODIE CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell. Haas. Remarkable lucape. John Kuha, of Lafayette, Itad,. had a very narrow escape from death. This is his own s-tory: "One year ago I was in the last stages of consumption. Our beat physicians gave my case up. 1 finally got so low that onr doctor said I could not live twenty-four hours. My friends then purchased a bottle of Dr. Win. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, which benefited me. I continued until 1 took nine bottles. I am now iu perfect|i*jlU>. having used no other medicine." WELL AVOIRS,] ROCK DRILLS ! and the bar M ACRINKBY la the I Wcittn tor j •ORINO sad DRILLING WCLLt by I I Horn* er Steam Passer I •BOOK Fin. Adar<~*i 'LOOMIS 4 NVMAN. TIFFIM. OHIO ' Henry's Carltolie Salvn. The Best Salve in the world for Cats, Brnises. Boies, Ulcers, Salt Klieum, Tetter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Corns, Mid all kinds of Skin Eruptions, etc. Oct Henry'a Carbolic Salve, as all others are but imitations. The Conductor. WINONA, Minn., Nov. 89,1879. I had been suffering with a severe cold for several days, and was EO hoarse I could not sneak aliove a whisper. Nov. 16 I met one of Dr. Warner's agents on my train. He handed me u bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup, and -ne hour after taking the first doee my hoarseness commenced to leave me. In twenty-four bourn my voice was quite eienr and natural, and the cold nearly cured. It to the best remedv I ever saw. Respectfully, C. \V". WAKREN, Conductor, Chicago and Northwestern & 8. WHEN a Boston young lady wishes to ex- ptewi that t-he has the "bines," ihtriaply remarks, "I have aeure distemper. • c Corns! Corns t Tender corns, painful corns, soft oorna, bleedinp corns, hard corns, corns of all kinds and of all sizes are alike removed in a few days by the use of PUTNAM'S PAINLESS CORN EXTRACTOR Never fails to cure, never causes pain, never leaves deep ppot* that are more annoying than the original discomfort Give Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor a trial. Beware of substitutes. Sold by druggists everywhere. Wholesale, Lord, Stoutenburgh <t C<J., Chicago. "WHY is a young man like a kernel of com?" asked a vounsr lady. "Because," said another, "he turns white when he pops." MRS. COLE, of Windham, N. H., declares that her life was saved by Hood's Sarsaparilla. She had 37 terrible Scrofulous sores. SumrERBBEEZE says marriage is a means of grace, because it led him to repentance. That Husband of Mine Is three times the man he was before he be­ gan using Wells' Health Renewer. #1. - DO**! DIE m THE House. "Rough on Rats." dears out rats, mice, roaches, bed-bugs, Ida THE U. S. Government are using large num­ bers of The Improved Howe tJcitoa, flmsjfs, SeUeok * Ca, Agent*, GBIOTGA. :• * tRW RIW (ELASTIC TRUSS We. U is sssy, awmUi sm skwfk Sattkranlt. CMui EMI--toa Trust Cfca CMw, IN* FRAZER AXLE GREASE. •eat Is ikt WarW. Get the (Mils*. JCv> flZ&j re acuta. I ma IMU- cal cars. I tan mads the disss** »t ritl EMUCrST sr FALLINO SICKNESS a nfr-loag etndy. 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Boa; wijB oa iuiormation. and <o auswer the qorrie* and publish the I? itictl Of SxaMQ^ of our G< ILUKM DAYS will stop at no expense TO deserve, in a higher deem than lnating public have bestowed upjn it--that of the "Prince ot NEW SERIAL STORIES IN VOLUME FOUR. IMtowliM shall begin a aew aeries by Ouvu Orno. The first !• LYON HART; or, ADRIFT IN THK WOMJl. LOUIS CHISWICK; or, GOZNO WITH THK CCRRKNT, ftiflM BOTAL TARR; or, LEARNING TO UVB, is the third. DAMK TROT (A Story for Oiris as weU as Boyal. By WW 1L F. IN A WINTER CAMP. By WM. A. FORD. AN KMPKROR'8 BON. By UEOT. JAS. K. OBTOW. THE CRUISE OF THE SNOWBIRD. By aOBOaMHUKi UP THK INDIAN OCEAN. By FBANK H. OONVEB8E. CAPTURED BY CROWS, By FRANKLIN OALHN8. A HOME IN THE WILDS. By KTiMB LKOH WHnTLBMt ANTHONY BLAKK. By FANNIE WILLIAMS. SHELTOK'S 8I8TKK, By FBARX B. BTOCKTOS. PHIL AND HIS WANDERINGS. By FilANX H. •M :$im 'mi Serial 8tr<riea by HAHBX CACTLXXOIL RALPH HAMHSTOIV, Lotns L Writers. 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