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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 13 Jun 1883, p. 7

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* , 4 * ' . . . Aaitfe prorate itver flow* Cm* and iMIttthwy&taiitalksddB, Wta« to wtng we daaoe around. aadtaewn. _ Oar feet wi h s Jtampy nmr month* as pritwM ought; _. It fee we nightly snort: %?. fThflini FhrfliiM1*! frlnffilrt", irtft, **'• LMt^rwouMontinrdiRiiMnlMl, And all the birds nodrad bar well; T*do ber bonor a feast we made For every Wrd that esn awtaior ^ Btnu ud colls and cormorants UiAkf % i sad Aamlngoe* with soviet bad*?> ' me in clouds, - r to crowds-- « i of Writ to wondrooa flight-- Tteriteuddmkud^nioeAdlirii" And echoing back from the rocks *»1 Multitude «hocs from Mid sad btrd, Gborna--PloOskln, pluffaUn, etc. Craaesa Pleven i % ttey came: sad among the rest • Stag: of the Crtaes, all grandly draitK 1 s lovely taUt--its feathere float t Between the ends of hi* blue dres»-ooat-- With oeargnen troweers all so neat. And a delicate frill to hide bte fcetr-- v Vortho' ao one speaks of it, every oneldwwe H* has no webs between bis toes. Chorus--Ploffskto, pluffskin. etc.. As soon as he saw our daughter Dell, Xn violent love that Crane-King fell, : ' On seeing her waddling form bo fair, ̂'*, :f fv- With a wreath of shrimps inj*er short wkltettlffi And before the end cf the next long day Our Dell has given her heart away. For the King of the Cranes had won that heart With a crocodile egg and a large ftnh tact; , Bhe vowed to starry the King of the Cranes, Leaving the Nile for stranger plains. And away they flew in a gathering crowd Of endless birds in a lengthening clowW,.-̂ Chorus--I'!off«kin, pluffskin, eta. >y And far away in the twilight sky v t « • We heard them cinRinif a lessening cry, ̂ > -. Further and further, till out of sight, - «*' And we stood alone in the silent night. ,. , vv Often since, in the night of June, vij, ; We sit on the sand an-l watch the moon. She has gone to the great Groinbolian PW, And we probably never shall meet again. Oft in the long »;itl nialifs of June Was it on the rockn anti watch the moon; . She dwells by the streams of the ChanHjr Bore, And we probably never shall see her more; CHORUS. Ploffskln, pluffskin, pelican Jes, . We think no birds so happy ts we! Plumpskin, ploshkin, lelican Jill, We thought so then, and think so A DRAWING-ROOM COMEDY. Mr. Thomas Bittmry is the junior partner in the greJr firm of Bilbtiry, Blackthorne & Co., tea merchants, of Oalciitta and London. The senior partner is Mr. Joseph Bilbury,. his fa­ ther, who has a very nice house at Kew; and until a year or two ago there was a third member of the firm in the person of Thomas' uncle, Mr. Babbington Blackthorne, the Calcutta representa­ tive of the establishment. But, unfort- unately, Mr. Blackthorns, like many Englishmen who live in India, drank too much Scotch whisky and Bass' ale, and ate too much curry and too' many "Bombay ducksthe result being that at the age of 55 his liver declined to bear the strain upon it, and collapsed, leaving its owner so weak and ill that he had barely time ere he died to tele­ graph to his partners a brief notice of nis impending fate. This alarming dis­ patch arrived at a particularly inoppor­ tune moment. Mr. Thomas Bilbury had on the day previous married a very charming young lady, Lapples by nlme; and the intelligence of his un­ cle's sad condition necessitated that the newly-made husband--who, by the way, had only become acquainted with his bride about six weeks before marriage --should, with a moment's delay, take ike train to Dover, cross to Calais, and thenoe go by the quickest rout? to Cal­ cutta. The affair was pressing. Mr. Blackthorne's death would certainly throw tlie business into confusion, and *ay hesitation on the part of the En­ glish partners might imperil the future of the firm. "Go at ouce, my dear boy," wrote Mr. •Joseph Bilbury to his son, who was in the Isle of Wight, "and send your wife to me. I will take care of her and see her settled in your new home at Rich­ mond. I would go myself, bat mv gout wont allow me. And, above all tilings, ttake care of your liver." There was no help for it. Mr. Bil- bnry Jr., felt that he must go; so go he •did, potting the best face on the mat­ te* and bidding a very long and tender good-by to his poor little wife. He esoorted her across to Portsmouth, put her into a London train, kissed her, saw her off, and then took the next train tor Dover. She settled down in her new home on Biehmoad Hill; and he for many months afterward worked hard at his desk in Calcutta, arranging the worldly affairs of his dead uncle, and from time to time sending home reports of his progress, and love letters to Lydia. Two years, in fact, elapsed ere he was able to return to England; and then returned, as he had gone out, at a moment's notice. Unforeseen circum­ stances suddenly left him free, and, unwilling to lose a day, he took the first homeward-bound steamer, which, so it happened, wan also taking to Richmond a letter, written a few days earlier, in which Mr. Bilbury, among other matters, regretted to his wife that the pressure of business would not leave him at liberty for at least a month. He traveled home without adventure, landed in due course at Dover, arrived in London late at night, and, without having written a word of warning to Lydia, hurried on next morning to Bichmond HilL Why he did not write or telegraph, we cannot say; perhaps he thought his sudden appearance would agreeably surprise his wife; or perhaps he was too excited to be able to think at all. But in any case, he neither wrote nor telegraphed a single word of preparation. any phed i It was a fine sunny morning in sum­ mer ; Mr. Thomas Bilbury had scarcely seen his new home, which he had taken in a hurry immediately before his wed­ ding; and he was walking eagerly up the short carriage drive leading to the house, when, happening to cast his gaze toward the upper windows, he caught sight of a fair, white-draped figure which was watering some flowering plants that stood in a row on the sill. He at once recognized the figure as that of his wife, and was about to utter a cry of salutation when he suddenly became conscious that she did not rec­ ognize him, for with graceful modesty she withdrew from the window and dis­ appeared as soon as she became con­ scious that he was watching her. An idea struck him. It was a foolish, but not wholly unnatural, one. He would pretend to be some one else--a friend, Say, of her husband's, and would ask to see her as such. Of course she would at once recognize his voice; but then the surprise, and the consequent pleas­ ure, would be the more complete if he thus deferred them. He knocked* there- lore, at the door, and to the servant who appeared aanpunoed tbat he had gfriir no MBftMV mmI «hew* into . ^ ifttoaM per- vwtfot the wife trom whom he had bees cruelly separated. "f suppose fet she will know me," he iwlleflied, asle stood with his bade to the window; "but it is tf«M that I have grown a tolerably-big beard sinoe I went away, and that I have become considerably tanned. However, the beard ought to make no great differ­ ence. I suppose that she would know me if she saw me in my shirt-sleeves, or with both legs cut off at the knees. On the other hand, she thinks I am still at Calcutta, for she must have had my last letter this morning. I hope my sudden appearance here wont upset her. I must be careful." Here his thoughts Were switched aside by the unmistakable sounds of rustling skirts in the passage without, and as the door opened he involuntarily turned and gazed into the garden, at the same time coughing nervously. "May I offer you a chair ? I am afraid that you find the open window too much for you," said a soft voice be­ hind him. "O no; not at all," he returned, facing his wife for an instant and then hastily resuming his survey of the garden. Mrs. Bilbury did not in the least recog­ nize her husband. "Do let me order a fire to be lighted," Bhe urged. "O no; not for worlds!" ejaculated Tom, as he turned slowly round, oon- scious at last that even his nervousness was no cause for his rudeness. "But the fact is Mrs. " ""My name is Mrs. Bilbury!" "Oh! thank you--yes! The fact is, Mrs. Bilbury, that I am not yet entirely reconciled to this abominable English climate. I--an--that is to say, a man who has existed in groves of mango-- ah--and has lived on curry and chutnee --ah--with the thermometer standing doggedly at a hundred and two in the shade, is--ah; but I dare say you un­ derstand." "Oh, perfectly, Mr. I think I have not the pleasure of knowing your name." "Who am I?" thought Mr. Thomas Bilbury. "My name," he said, after a slight pause, "is Tilbury." "What a curious similarity!" said his wife. "Yes; I can readily believe that people coming home from India find this climate very trying at first, even in summer. My husband writes that the heat in Caloutta has been excessive. Possibly, Mr. Tilbury, you may have called to give me some news of him? I hope so. I thought that his last letter was not written in very good spirits." "That is satisfactory," thought Mr. Bilbury. "The lapse of two years has not altered her love for me." "Yes," he said aloud; "i can give you some news of him, for a month ago I was at Calcutta." "Indeed? How delightful! Do its down, Mr. Tilbury. It is very pleasant to meet any one who has seen my hus­ band so recently, for I gather from what you say that you have seen him. How was he ? » Mr. Bilbury was by this time much exercised m his mind as to what to say next. On the one hand, he was afraid to declare himself for fear of frighten­ ing his wife; on the other, he rather enjoyed the situation. He therefore determined for the present to retain his incognito. "He was," he said, with deliberate hesitation, "as well as could be ex­ pected." "As well as could be expected?" re­ peated Mrs. Bilbury, with alarm. "Do you mean that he has been ill?" "Well, not exactly ill," prevaricated Tom, who had not yet quite made np his mind as to what he should say. "But I do not understand you. Tell me, please. What has happened to him?" Mr. Bilbury wondered what the end would be. He heartily wished that his wife would recognize him and settle the difficulty by throwing her arms around his neck. "Nothing very serious," he said. "I dare say he has told you that he has become very fond of tiger-s'iooting?" "Ah, tigers! Tell me, Mr. Tilbury, tell me!" "Well, he went out tiger-shooting one day as usual--ah--he was accompanied only by his servant. They entered the jungle! Suddenly, and without warn­ ing, a huge female tiger sprang upon your husband and bore him to the earth. The native fled for assistance. Help arrived, and the victim was found faint from loss of blood, with his right arm torn out at the socket, his left eye destroyed and the calf of his left leg-- ah--deeply scored by the oruel claws of the ferocious monster." "Dear me, how alarming!" comment­ ed Mrs. Bilbury; and the exclamations seemed so out of proportion to the gravity of the story that Mr. Bilbury felt seriously disappointed. "That fully accounts," continued Lydia, "for his bad spirits. His right arm--" "Yes, torn out at the socket, Mrs. Bilbury. He has learned to write with his left hand." "Ah! Dreadful! And his left eye destroyed?" "Yes. He wears a glass eye, poor fellow." "It must be agony. And the oalf of his leg deeply scored by the cruel claws of the ferocious monster! Terrible mis­ fortune | And when you left him, Mr. Tilbury, how was he? Will he sur­ vive?" A new light seemed to break upon Mr. Bilbury. Did his wife want him to survive? He felt by no means sure of it "It is impossible to say with cer­ tainty," he said, "but vou must hope for the best. Let me beg of you, my dear Mrs. Bilbury, to keep np your spirits." "Oh, Mr. Tilbury, I don't see why I should be miserable. There is very pleasant society down here at Bich­ mond; and, yon know, there are as good fish in the sea as ever came out of it." Tom's worst suspicions were by this time more than confirmed. "The heart­ less woman!" he thought. "This is how she receives the news of my being mangled and disfigured." But still, unwilling to give up hope, he con­ tinued aloud: "Poor fellow! I assure you that in his delirium your name was very often on his lips." "Indeed! Then he had not quite for­ gotten me." "Forgotten yon?" repeated Tom, his feelings for an instant getting the bet­ ter of him. "Oh, no! I think it is the lot of but few women to have a husband so devoted to her." "And of but few men to have a wife " "So charming," said Mr. Bilbury, finishing the sentence. "Oh, Mr. Tilbury! But exuese me. Of course you will stay to luncheon. Do; to please me! You know that a woman hates solitude little less than . ,v" small-pox. One moment I will just go and give the necessary orders." And Mrs. Bilbuty rose and quitted the room. "Well, this i* awful!" reflected her husband as soon as he was left alone. She doesn't reoognize me, and appar­ ently she doesn't 'seem to care for me xhuoh.' She reminds me that there are as goodjNh in thl sea as ever came out oil* That, I suppose, means that if 1 would only die and liberate her, she would promptly marry some one else. A nice instance of the faithlessness of women! Perhaps I should do well to leave her at once, and never let her know the truth; but I can't do that. I love her still; indeed, I'm afraid that I love her more than lever did. No; I will see this affair to the end. If she is unfaithful I will find her out, and then " His meditations were cut short by the return of his wife, who informed him that she had ordered some luncheon, and that he must meanwhile do his best to amuse her, as there was no one else in the house except the servants. This style of conversation made Tom more and more reckless, and .at once he launched out into an account of an im- \ aginary moonlight picnic at Aden, where--so he let it appear--he had broken the hearts of several charming girls, and, upon the whole, had be haved in a highly-reprehensible man­ ner. "It must have been very delightful, said Mrs. Bilbury. "I wish I had been there! Sometimes we have very pleas­ ant evenings here. Of course, I know every one in t'ae neighborhood; and, aa a married woman, I ask whom I like to my house. You must come one night, Mr. Tilbury, and sup with us afterward. By this time Tom was perfectly frantic. "I'm afraid I shan't be here for long," he said, bitterly. "I am going abroad. I cannot rest anywhere." "You are worried, I see," said Mrs. Bilbury. "I can sympathize with you." "Yes, family matters and disappoint­ ments, you know." "Disappointments! But you are young; and, if you will excuse me, not bad-looking. Perhaps you have merely lost your heart to one of the young la­ dies at Aden." "Oh, no," he replied. "And, to tell the truth, I am doubtful whether any woman is worth worrying about." "Don't be cynical," said Mrs. Bit bury, with a smile. "Perhaps you ex­ pect too much from women. "I expect sympathy, fidelity and con­ sideration," 'answered Mr. Bilbury, gravely. "But, let me ask yon, do you yourself indulge in those virtues? All! men are very inconsistent, I fear. However, I hope that vou do not believe that women are bad as a rule." "Well, I know to my cost that some are bad. Yes; some even betray ttieir husbands." "And in such oases I'm afraid that the husbands are also to blame." "I don't think so," said Tom, curtly. "But you are worrying yourself, I see, although you try to affect indiffer­ ence. What is it?" "Worrying myself? Not a bit!" cried Mr. Bilbury. "Iam glad to hear von say so," re* turned his wife. "I don't worry my­ self. Cozy suppers and " "But the probable death of your hus­ band?" interjaeulated Mr. Bilbury. "Oh, I am philosophical. We only lived together for two days; we only knew each other for a few weeks. What am I to him? What is he to me? Life is still before me." ^ "That is rather plain speaking," thought Tom. "I wonder whether she would like to get up a flirtation with me? I will draw her on a little." "Ah!" he said, aloud, "you have hap­ piness within your grasp, and you can make another happy. It is not eve*y man who is so fortunate as to meet with a woman like you. Now, I con­ fess that I have been unfortunate in my experience. But if I thought tBat I might hope for your sympathy -- "Surely, Mr. Tilbury, it would be unwomanly in me to refuse it." Tom drew his chair nearer to that of his wife, And continued: "Oh, if I might hope for your sympathy, and look for your regard and pity, my dear Mrs. Bilbury, life, I assure you, would assume a now complexion to my eyes. Let us be plain. Can you not make me happy, and bestow your smpathy, your love and your pity upon one who will value such gifts at their true worth?" Mrs. Bilbury* evidently agitated, rose. "Really, she exclaimed, "I was not prepared for all this. I feel the need of love, love such as yours; but --:" And she buried her face in her hands. "This," thought Mr. Bilbury to him­ self, "is my faithful and devoted wife," yet he was unable to refrain from seat­ ing himself beside Lydia and putting his arm round her waist. "Dear Mrs. Bilbury," he said, "I love yon! Do you, can you love me?" She gave a scarcely-perceptible gest­ ure of assent; and Tom, now thorough­ ly convicted of his wife's untrustworth- iness, sprang up and confronted her. "Mrs. Bilbury," he said, "what would your husband say to this? You have disgraced him." She looked up and held out her hands imploringly. "You are a vicious woman!" he con­ tinued, unrelentingly. "Then why, just now, did yon ask for my love ?" she demanded. "Because I wanted to assure myself that you were as vicious and worthless as I now know you to be. As for loving you, I despise yon! Ah, if von were only a good woman!" And he ap­ proached her and took her by the hand. For an instant he stood thus, then he raised the hand and kissed it, and finally he kissed his wife on the cheek, "Are you going, Mr. Tilbury?" she asked. "Yes, I had better go; it is for the best. We could not be happy. Good- by." He kissed her again and then moved slowly away to the door, where he stood, painfully regarding her. "Good-by," she echoed. "But," she continued, in another voice, "Tom!" "Tom!" repeated Mr. Bilbury, start­ ing and coloring. "Who told you my name was Tom?" "You did, you foolish fellow, about two years ago." "And you know me, Lydia?" he cried, as he quickly returned to her. "You have known me all along?" "No; I did not know you until you told me that tremendous story about the tiger. There was no mistaking you then! , By this time Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Bilbury were embracing each other so affectionately that the conversation was rendered very fragmentary and dis­ jointed. It is, therefore, almost im­ possible to chronicle what they said; but it is certain that they forgave each other, and it is a matter of notoriety that there has since been no happier couple on Bichmond HilL--Chamber«' JourntL There an ««* IrMs c* electric lights, the axe . . former being fogpeft % the fanning of points, one above tto flrair, tirt. plaoed within a short distaaeeof each other. The ineandeseiBBt light Is formed by the continuous y a usage of a current over some resisting substance, thereby heating it to a white heat. Carbon, which offers consid^riible opposition to the passage of an electric current, is chiefly used in the incandescent light, it being inclosed in a vacuum to pre­ vent its combustion. There are four kinds of incandescent lights--the Swan, which employs a piece of carbonized cotton thread; the Maxim, a piece of carbonized cardboard; the Bernstein, carbonized straw, and the Edison, car­ bonized bamboo. In the latter lamp the filament is but little larger than a horse-hair, yet its light is very intense, as well as diffusive. All of the above lamps are operated by a steam dyna­ mo, similar in construction to * the ones used in generating an arc light, yet producing a current of less in­ tensity. For interior illumination the incan­ descent light gives out a steady glow, without flickering, as if of uniform brilliancy, and of Buoh soft color as not to be at all injurious to the vision. The method of introducing the light into dwellings has been perfected to such a degree that private houses may thus be illuminated with less incon­ venience than by the introduction of gas. In. New York city, where interior illumination by the electric light is most extensively practiced, the wires are carried underground, meters are put up in each building, which ac­ curately register the amount of elec­ tricity each consumer uses, and hand­ some brackets, in a variety of de­ signs, are placed in the rooms. A switch is furnished with each burner, and the lighting of a lamp is done by simply turning on the current. Lincoln's Little Coon Stery. President Lincoln was very much puzzled, said one of his personal friends, when President Jefferson Davis was captured. He said to me that his situation reminded him of a story he'd heard on circuit in Illinois. It was about a small boy and his coon. His mother did not like the coon, but it was the pride of his heart. "You must kill it," said his mother, with some warmth, one morning. "Oh, mother!" he said, bursting into tears. "Well, then," she said, touched by his tears, "you must tike it out and lose it. I can't have it under my feet all the time." So, sad at heart, the boy led the poor coon out on the road by a long string. He walked half a mile and then sat down on a roadside log and began to cry. "What's the matter, sonny," said a stranger riding by. "I don't know what to do," blubbered the little boy, "with my ooon." "What's the trouble?" asked the stranger. "Why," sobbed the boy, "I don't want to kill him, and ma won't let me bring him home." "Now," said Lincoln, "I'm just like that small boy. I don't want to kill him, and ma won't let me bring him home.*--Philadelphia Record. Dean Galsford's Reasoning. "I have my doubts about the Thirty- nine Articles, sir," said a too-conscien­ tious Christ Church man to him on the eve of taking his degree. The Dean looked at the troubled one in a hard, sardonic way. "How much do you weigh, sir?" "About ten stone, I should think, sir," was the astonished answer. "And how tall are you to half an ineh ?" "I really don't know to half an inch." "And how old are you to an hour?" The dubious one was speech­ less. "Well, you are in doubt about everything that relates to yourself," cried the Dean, triumphantly, and yet you walk about saying: T am 20 years old, I weigh ten stone, and am five feet eight inches high.' Go, sign the articles; it will be a long time be­ fore you find anything that suggests no doubts." Dean Gaisford used to throw all the letters that came to him by post into a basket and open the lot ,once a month, just as Prince Talleyrand is said to have done. In this way he said he had to write fewer ans^rs, as most of the business to which the letters referred would settle itself without his inter­ ference--Temple Bar. The Lowell Daily Courtf r ppeakaof Hood's Bursaparilta ae fast growing into u*e, and doing much good. The testimonials are ltona tide, from parties who have use l the prepara­ tion, and cheerfully give their testipony a« to its worth. Tho e ai iot ul with Scrofula, Biliousness or General Debility should try this remedy. Hood & Co. are careful and experienced pharmacists, and their prepara* tions can be relied on. Sold by druggi^ta In the seventeenth century London merchants sent their superfluous funds to the Tower of London, where the mint then was, for safe keeping. They abandoned the habit, however, after Charles I. had helped himself to fl,- 000,000, which he found there, although he considerately explained that he "would take it as a loan." I MALARIAL YICTOt ile of a Prominent and at the North. T(> Wife •JhtfXOtti' the following clrcum- Ctaaoes, ̂̂ Ibrommy pexao&al experience, are so important sad raally remarkable that I have Mt called upon to auks then pub­ lic. Tbel*tmth can be amply verified: In 18̂ I moved from Canton, St Lawrence county, H. Y., to Florida, whioh State I In­ tended to make my future residence. I pur­ chased a home on the banks of the fit. Johi:a river and ee.tled down, as I thought, for Me. The summer following the tirst winttar I Was oonadoua of most peculiar sen- rationa, which seemed to be the accompani­ ment of a ohanradt climate. I felt a link­ ing at the pit of the stomach, accompanied by occasional dixxine^S and nausea. Mv head ached. My limbs paln'ed me and I had aa op|.reasiTe sense of weariness. I had a thirst for acids, and my appetite was weak and uncertain. My diges­ tion was impaired and my tood did not assimi ate. At tirst I imrglned it was the effort of nature to become acclimaied and so I thought little of it But my troubles increased until I became restless and feverish and the physicians informed n e 1 was suttenn? from malarial fe. er Th a continued In spits of all the l,e t pirn! clans could do and l kept grow.n? steadily worsa In the year Item my physio an* in­ formed me a change of climate was abso­ lutely neces-ary--that I could not survive another summer In the South. 1 determined Look Well to the Nam*. The only genuine German Hop have the word "German" blown in the bot­ tle. Sold by all druggista To succeed, be reticent! Samson would never bave overthrown the Philistines, had he not held his jaw. Uyapepaia. Dyspepsia and sick headache do not re­ turn to those who have used Great German tfjp Bitters. Sold by all druggista, Quest for naturalist If a bird in the hand is worlh two in the bue\is amoJepn the fa?e worth two in the ground, 4, ' A Happy WW*. -\ ' faMy dear husband. I never slept ao soundly as I do now, after using German Hop Bit­ ters. " So'.d by all druggista Mipebt loves company. This explains why meu who can't support themselves occasion­ ally become husbands and father*. Woltesvii i e. N. C.--Dr. I C McLaughlin says: kI used Brown's iron Bitters for ver­ tigo, and I now feel like a new man." Tos retail grocery who disposes of his goxla on credit, sells by the penny-wait Dm you read how Josiah Pitkin, of Chel­ sea, Yt, was cured of a terrible sore leg by Hood's Sarsaparllla, the blood purifier? A blush is modesty's headlight; but a good many trains are run without headlights Button, Ky.- Dr. B. B. Wea.hers says: «I regard Bidwn's Iron Bitters as a medicine of unusual worth." The most treacherous memory in the world belongs to a young man with a new watch. Fob oowort and convenience, combined with economv, stop at the Gault Howe whe» you go to Chicago. There yon ean get first alaaa mturwinm rgt£& 1 j to return North, but not to the extreme por­ tion, and so I took up my residence at Up­ per Sandusky in Central Ohio. The change did not work the desiied cure and I again consulted phvt-ieiana I found they were unable to effect a permanent cure, and when the extreme warm weather of sum­ mer came on I grew so much worse that I gave up all ho >»'~ At that time I was suffer­ ing terribly. How badly, only tho e can ap- p.eciate who have ooutraeteci malarial dis­ ease in tropical regions. It esemed as If death would be a relief greater than any other blessing. But notwithstanding all this, I am happy to state that I am to-day a perfectly well and healthy man. How I came to recover so remarkably can be un- deis.ood from the following ca.d volun­ tarily published by me in the Sandusky (Ohio) Hcpublicat<>, entitled: HONOR TO WHOM HONOR IS DUK. Editors Republican: During my recent visit to Upper Sandusky, so many inquiries were maue relative to" what midicine or course of treatment had brought such a marked change in my system, I feel it to be due to the proprietors aud to the public to state that Wame. 's Sufc Kidney and liver Cure accomplished for me w hat "other niedi- ciaes and physicians had failed to do. The malarial poison which had worked its way so thoroughly through my system during five years' residence in Florida had brought me to the veige of the grave, and physicians had pronouncedniv case incurable; but that is not to be wondered at, as it was un­ doubtedly one of the worst on record Hough Brothers, of your city, called mv at­ tention to the medicine referred to and in­ duced me to try a few bottlea So marked was the change after four weeks' trial that I continued its use, aud now, after three months, the cure Is complete. This is not written for the benefit of Warner & Co., but for the public, and especially for any per­ son troubled with m especial malarial or bilious' at­ tacks." Such is the statement I made, without solicit at ion, after my reoovery, and such I stand by at the present moment I am con­ vinced that Warner's Safe Cure is all it is claimed to be, and as such deserves the great favor it has received. A remedy which can cure the sev erest case of tropical mal­ aria of live years' standing eerta'n.y cannot fall to cure those minor malarial troubles whioh are so prevalent and yet so serious. Ai-rmp Day, Pastor TJnivernallst Hill I eh Woodstock. Ohio, May 10. is82. This danger of toxicologieal searcn for blood with too hasty a conclusion has been instanced by Dr. C. Hassoh. A man was arrested for murder, gome stains on the body was supposed to be huhian blood, but an examination re­ vealed that the globules from their size were those of the blood of a rabbit: Certain stains on his shirt, which ap­ peared suspicious, had been proved to oe derived from the dye of the clothing modified by sweat and atmospheric moisture? When your wife's health la bad, when your children' tire fickly, when you feel worn out, use Brown b Iron Bittera Marshall. Well., ebrated Electro. A sin omen--to owe men mora tfean JRoa can pay.--Carl Pretzel Personal!--To Men Only! Ths Voltaic Belt Co. will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi­ tality and kindred troubles, guiu*anteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. "Address as above N. B.-- No risk is Incurred, as thirty days' trial is al­ lowed. Fob dyspepsia, indioestio*, depression ot spirits and general debility iu their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya," made bv Caswell, Hazard & Cu, New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal Sticking, iriitat'on, inflammation, all Kidney and Uiina.y Complaints, cured by "Buchn- Patba." »L Que rioi s that the Chinese men should have such long hair. Ladies, if you would have your hair as long as the Chinese and as beautiful as a houri's, use Carboline, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and dresser. That husband of mine in three tiines the man he was before ho bstcatt nsiiuf Wells' Health Renewer. AiXi our ladv friends will be delighted to hear that I L Cragin A- Co.. U ti K 4th st .Phtla, are givintr lirst class Piano Sheet Music, vocal and instrumental, t*ra is. (No a Ivcr islng on it) Write for catalogue. Mention this paper. Wells' "Rough on Corns."--15c. Ask for It. Complete, permanent core. Corns, warts,bunlons. Get Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to new boots or shoes before you run them over. DON'T di» in the house. "Rough on Rats." Clears out rats, mice, fli h, roaches, bed-bugs. ISO. RAVE THE INNOCENTS. In meulea, scarlatina, and other diseases of child­ hood. when the disease aba tea and disappear* the child mar be left with dropsical effusions, with ulcers in th* Mrs, and, where diphtheria has extended to the mouth and lips, at the corners of the mouth. Without the blood-purifying effects of Hood's Sarsaparilla recov­ ery is very slow, as such ulcers are very obstinate. With it the very best success has been obtained. After diphtheria--Seven children of James H. Bua- •ess, Mlddleboro, Mass., had diphtheria the mom spring. All survived, oat complained c4. pains, bodily distress and cramps. Five bottlea of Hood's Saroap*- rilla cured the whole seven. For five years after he had scarlet fever the little son of James V. A. Pbocdtoot, Chicago, suffered from a foul running sore about his ear. Hood's Sarsaparllla enred him. After vaccination--Two children of Mrs. C. L Thompson, West Warren, Mass., broke ont with run­ ning sores, after vaccination, so dreadful the mother thought she would lose both. They were entirely eared of these sores by Hood's Sarsaparllla. HOOD'S SAKS A1'AK11XA. Sold by Druggists. |l; six for 95. Made only by O. L HOOD k CO, Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. Instantly Rrffeved. Mrs. Awn Laeour. of New Orleans, \Jk„ writes: I have a son who has been sick for two yean; he haa been attended by our leading physicians, but ail to no purpose. This morning he had his usual spell ot coughing, and was so greatly prostrated In conse­ quence that death seemed imminent. We had in the house a bottle of Dr. Wm. 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I used man}* medicines, but found nothing reacted my case until I took Hant's Remedy. I purchased a bottle of A.P.Oilson. Tre- mont Street, Boston, and before I had used this one bottle I found relief, and. continuing its use, my pains and weakness all disappeared, and 1 feel like a new man, with new life and vigor. Hunt's Remedy did wonders for me, and I have no hesitancy in reeou- mending it to all afflicted with kidney or liver diseasaa, as I am positive that by its use they will find immedi­ ate relief. You may use this letter in any way yon choose, so that the people may know of a sure medi­ cine for the cure of all diseases of kidneys and liver." &ITTE&S Hoatetter's Stomach Bitters raeeta the reQulrementa of the rational medical philosophy which at present prevails. It is a perfectly pure vegetable rented, embracing the three important properties of a pre­ ventive, a tonic and an alterative. 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