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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 27 Jun 1883, p. 7

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' VT' I vm wttfc i what watta *•_ Whatfaoe aball anite, ^rbatrafcw nhalll ibttadme? ; What Tact proocaalon mtp before Of ahapea unknown beneath the i ton? 1 I •hrfnlr ftfUUi ' I dread the nnM-volMii i Give me the nnforgotten faoea, %. And let my lost onea apeak again. , _ ^ ! He will not chide my mortal ywiiia|< Who is our Brother and oar Frfetufc In whose fall life divine and hnmanL^ The heavenly and the earthly Meoilf I fMi* v Mine be the joy of goul-ooannmunlon, s|:^ The sense of spiritual strength reqenrii, The reverence for the pare and holy. The dear delight of doing good. ttlng ear ia mine to listen . entfleM anthem's rise and fall; J - PSNoft / f i : N o c a r i o u s e y e i s m i n e t o m e a s u r e . The pearl gate and the Jasper waU£ , / < « • ! ? l ' For love mtiat needs be more than knowledge; What matter if I never know vt.\ • - Why Aldebaian's star is ruddy •" " Or colder Sirius white as snow! > 1 ^ ,f '• Forgive my haman words, 0 Father!' * opgi-iiu , I go Thy lamer troth to > Thy mercy shall transcend my .' ' * I seek but love, and Thou art Liovel 1 Iptotodmy h»t and mourned fot_ % *- Vs ?! Bate in Thy sheltering goodne And all that hope and Faith forenhatlow neps stfil, hope and faith forci" Hade perfect in Thy holy will! 11 Lucky Mi "Tom," said my father to me, one cold November afternoon, as we stood in the flag-paved hall of our old-fash­ ioned farm-house, "you'd better put the little bay more in tne dog-cart and go into Worthington for that saddle. I clean forgot to call for it yesterday, and if you want to go out with the hounds on Saturday, you won't have another chance of getting it." Thus spoke my stalwart, weather-red­ dened, gray-haired sire, as he put on his rough hat and took his thick walking- stick from the stand, preparatory to go­ ing about the farm. It was about 3 o'clock, and dinner was just over; for the time of which I speak was twenty 5ears ago, and the farmer had not then earned to live according to the laws of a fashion unsuited to his income and oc­ cupation, or to ape the style and ex­ penditure of his landlord. My father was an old-fashioned yeoman, who tilled the land which his great-grandfather had tilled before him, and even hail he lived in these days, when men of his type are rare, he would have kept to the old-faRhioned ways. I was nothing loth to act upon the parental suggestion, although it meant a long drive in the biting oold, and al though the return journey would have to be done in the dark or with vety in­ different moonlight. "We were utterly isolated at the Mistletoe farm, for we were seven miles from Worthington, our nearest town, and ten miles in the opposite direction from the nearest railway station. My father farmed nearly 500 acres, some of the land--es­ pecially that lying toward Worthing­ ton--l>eing very poor Bfcuff, and only lit for shesp. There was not even a vil­ lage near, the laborers lived in cottages scattered over the estate, and in the depth of wintes, when "there was snow, or when the floods were out, we were often .a week at a time and never saiw a soul l>eside ourselves and our employes. But we always had a good bit of hoiseflesh in the stable ; as, indeed, was absolutely necessary, when our only means of communication with the outer world was by road, and when the dis­ tances were so great and the roads so bad. The little bay mare that I was going to drive--Fly-by-night was the name we afterward gave her--was a young one of our owm breeding, clever as a eat and docile as .a dog. From her infancy she was my play-fellow; would come to me when I whistled to her, eat out of my hand or pocket; and, when the time came for backing her, there was nothing to be done. She ixad per­ fect confidence and trust in us all, and especially in me; tike cat bv .the fireside could not be more gentle or more «asy to control. If only people would learn that a horse can, by kind "treatment and constant .association, be made as tame and and affectionate as a household pet, there would be fewer broken bones from haek jumpers and runaways. She was a world too good lor har­ ness, I thought to myself, as I led her out of the stable and proceeded to put her to the old-fashioned square dog-cart, which turned up behind, and looked like a mail-cart--barring the •color, whieh was a dingy gray. The little mate was my hunter when the hounds were within reach and my father would led aae go; and she carried me as gamely, even after twenty miles of luuroess the day before, as if site was one of the Squire's cracks and went out only once a week. As we trotted quietly down the drive, my father put his head over the hedge and called to me: "Maybe the saddle won't be finished,'" Be said, his red face glowing with the cold, his eyes glancing critically at the mare. "If so, you can put up at the Angel and hare your tea; but don't be later than you can help. Have you got your watch on you?" "Yes," I said, wondering at the ques­ tion. "You'd better give it to me," said my father, stretching his arm over the hedge. "I heard, yesterday, at the or­ dinary, there was a gentleman stopped Monaay night on the road. You haven't got too much money on you, I suppose?" "No danger,M said I, with a laugh, as I put my watch and chain into my father's big, brown hand. "They won't get much out of me if they try it on." And off we went, turned into the high road and sped at a quick trot through the gathering twilight in the direction of Worthington. It was dark when we reached the outskirts of the little town, and the lights, not very brilliant if tried by modern standards, sparkled cheerfully enough in the windows. Past the blacksmith's forge, with the great bel­ lows roaring and the sparks flying from the cinders; past the butcher's, with a goodly display of some of our best beef; past the grocer's, where the half-dozen children who were flattening their noses against the panes turned to look at us, and so, clattering over the uneven cobbles of the pavement, to the saddler's shop. The proprietor himself, a staid and portly person, conscious of the irnrx>rtanoe which attaches to his position in a country town, came out and nodded a greeting. "A cold night, Mr. Tom," says he, with a shiver, as the wind took his "I'm not quite ready for you. our father didot ?«me in yesterday, m. wouldn't want M*Mk. I hetti* the inue and I are going, forme if I put up?" The saddler thought '»?• I, lean- trap. m»e •ndtheBttle Gam you do it -- „ for a moment. "Av, I can do that," he said at length. 'Will you call in between 8 and 9 and it shall be ready for you." I agreed, shook up the mare, Mid, a few yaids further down, turned in through the narrow gateway of the Angel into the dim, deserted inn-yard. From a single, half-open doorway came a stream of light. A figure issued forth in answer to my summons. "Good evening, Mr. Tom," said this person, approaching and tapping the mare's neck. "Hallo, Jack! is that vou?" said I, as I drew the reins through my fingers and alighted, recognizing,, as I did so, Mr. Jack Plover, to whom was intrusted the important duly of conveying the Queen's mail-bags from Worthington to the railway town. "You'll have to Wrap up warm to-night." . "Ay 1 bitter cold, that it is," answered Jack, undoing the traces. "But law me! I'm used to it. If only I'd got as good a thing between my shafts as you have here, I'd think nothing of a sev­ enteen-mile drive, I do assure you, sir." "Your old pony isn't to be despised, either," said I, holding up the shaft while Jack drew the mare out. "Anew pair of forelegs and sound bellows Would improve him, but except for that "Well, he isn't quite a Newmarket or a Doneaster, I do confess," said Jack, leading the nare in through the open doorway and putting har in a vacant stall. "But he is good enough for bis work. I start early and we take it easy. You won't have the collar off, sir?" "No," I said, "I am off again in an hour or so. Will you have a drink, Jack?" We crossed the vard, passed through a swing-door and found ourselves in the warm, cheerful bar, where the bright light made us wink after the darkness outside, and the huge fire sent a leap­ ing, ruddy glare on the red curtains and a reflection that danced merrily on the trim rows of bottles and glasses. The barmaid, buxom and fresh-colored, smiled a welcome, and rewarded my compliments on her pink ribbons and the roses in her cheeks by a "Go along with you," and a couple of glasses of stemming whisky-aad-water. There was only one other occupant of the bar, a stranger to me. He was a man apparently verging on 40, buttoned up in a shabby great-coat, and with his hat so slouched over his eyes that his features could hardly be discerned. To the salutation I made him on entering he made no reply, but, with arms folded, gazed fixedly on the floor. •"My service, sir," says Jack, raising his tumbler to his lips and taking off the contents at a draught. "That's the ntuff to keep the cold out; although this is a bit too early. I ought to have watted until 8 o'clock, just before I started." "You can have another then, if you like," said I, with a laugh. "No, sir," remonstrated Jack, "I didn't mean that. Is the clock right, miss?" he inquired of the barmaid. "Then I must be going about my work," he added, receiving an answer in the affirmative. " Good night, sir, and thank you kindly." And Jaok Plover, who was a sporting- looking figure with his queen's livery and clean-shaven face, touched his hat politely and passed 'through the swing door. The man with tfae slouched hat looked tip as he left, and addressing nobody in particular, inqired in a harsh, rough "voice, with a queer burr in it: "What time does the post ge «nit here?" * •"At 8 o'clock," replied the bar-maid, looking at her interrogator with no par­ ticular favor. "That is the driver of the mail-cart who has just left" "So I judged," replied the mas, ris­ ing, and putting some money on the •trble. "Is that right? /Good-night to you.™ And with a heavy, slouching gait, be •strode to the door and was gone. After tea in the half-lit coffee-room and a pipe in the bar, with the bar-maid to tell me the gossip, I stai*ted at about half-past 8, called at the saddler's, put my saddle under the seat, and set out for home. , As we passed the black­ smith's forge at the end <of the street there was a pony being shod, and Mr. Jack Plover, in a big great-oost, was looking at the process. "Caet a shoe, Mr. Tom, and had to tnrn back," he called out as I passed by. Out into the country, looking doubly- black and dismal by contrast with the cheerful light and warmth that we were leaving behind; with the slanting rain driving full in one's face, so Uiat it daz­ zled the sight; with gray piles of •clouds hurrying overhead; with a veil of mist and darkness blending hurdle and hedge-row, field and ±ree into a vague, indistinct, gray mass. The road is muddv, and, albeit the high-road, in bad condition; but the little mare has got her head homeward, and pulls her hardest toward warm stable and well- stoeked rack and the society of heavy Dobbin and his brethren. Not that my little hunter is to be permitted to pull herself to pieces th rough ruts and over ill-laid stones, for there is Saturday in prospect, and, with the country in this s' ate, we shall want the very last ounce. Now we are climbing a hill, and, anon, we are on the top, and the rain and the wind beat savagely upon us and the prospect on either hand is dreary enough. Now steadily down the shed­ ding ground, with a tight rein and a careful lookout for loose stones; for this is a steep descent, and one false step may take £20 off the little mare's value. The banks are high, at all events, so there is some shelter, and down at the bottom are trees on either hand. It was pitch dark in this hollow, but I let the mare out at the bottom of the hill and gave her her head. Suddenly, with a loud snort she swerved violently, ran the wheel tot the trap onto a heap of wayside stones, put there to mend the road; and in a second we were over. I went out, of course and the driv­ ing-box, the saddle, and a debris of miscellaneous articles after me. I landed partly on my shoulder, partly on my head, and was up again in a moment, although a bit dazed. The moment I gained my feet I was seized by the collar, and a harsh voice ex­ claimed--not to me, but to some one else: - ^ "Hold head down--hold his head down!" A dusky form sprang to the mare's head and kept her from attempting to rise. A third form knelt on the trap. "By Jove!" exclaimed this last fel- lew in an angry tone, "we've got the wrong man!" "What?* said he who had bold of my collar. "Do TOO mean to gar it isn't the--?" With tnP»y of qaths, the other re­ plied in tlMi negative. The man who had hold et me released me and joined the other. They whispered together for a few seconds. Then the first one came back to me amd said, with a fine pretense of indifference: "Nasty accident, sir! But it might have been worse. It's lucky we were at hand to help you." "I don't know about that," I replied with no small acrimony, "for my horse shied at one of you. She never did it in her life before. Youll oblige me by helping her out." In a twindling we had the harness undone, and the mare with a flounder and stagger, was on her feet, and shook herself in a disgusted fashion. The men said nothing, but obeyed my direc­ tions. Luckily nothing was broken; the mare had rubbed a little hair ofl her, as well as I could tell, but her knees were all right. In seven or eight minutes from the time we went over, so quickly did it all happen, I was in my seat again, ready to start. My assailants, or assistants, which­ ever they were, made no opposition, and seemed only anxious to get rid of me; they dispatch&l me without a word, and I was a mile on my road be­ fore I fully realized what had hap­ pened. As is always the case in an ac­ cident, .1 could onfy recall what took place immediately before and imme diately after, and for that very reason the words uttered by the men were more vividly impressed on my memory. What'did they mean? It flashed into my mind like a revela­ tion. They had been misled by the shape of my trap; which, as I said, was square behind, and looked like a small cart, while the darkness was too great in their place of ambuscade for them to see the color. The time of my arrival was about that of the mail, had not Jack Plover been Obliged to turn back; and the careful pace at wliich I had come down the hill accorded very well with the steady movements of <Jack'e nag. And the voice ? I had heard it some­ where lately--the man in the Angel bar, who asked, too, the time when the mail left. There was no doubt of the men's purpose. How to prevent it? How to warn Jack in time? There was no road back but the one by which I had come, un­ less I made a detour of several miles Neither was there a house near whence to get assistance. I pulled up and thought it out. A bruise on my right arm suggested something. I had fallen on mv left side, and this bruise was caused by the saddle tumbling after me I made up my mind at once. Turning in through the first gatef I came to, I drove over the turf to a cor­ ner of the field where waa a group oi trees. Here I took the mare out; put the trap under the elms, and turned the cushions; took off all the harness but the bridle, and saddled her. Luckily the bridle had no blinkers. I wound the long reins round and round my arnl, mounted, and, thanking Provi­ dence for my knowledge of the coun­ try, rode at the nearest fence. There was a faint moonlight to help us, but it was terribly dark. My heart was in ra; mouth as we went at the fence, wliic was a big upstanding one, but I knew there was no ditch on the taking-oil side, and I gave the little mare the word at the right moment. She jumped clean from under me, and landed me on the crupper. I never shall forget that leap! If there had been any one to see it I could have sold her almost for her weight in gold. We were half way across the next field before I had regained my seat properly, and then the mad exhilara­ tion of the thing took possession of both of us. There was a flight of hurdles next which we took in our strides. Then a bank and a close-cropped hedge that stood up, black as Erebus, against the gray of the night; which we jumped as though it were twice its height. Then a flock of frightened sheep went scurrying away into the darkness. It was all turf, and, for the first time, I blessed the poverty of the land that made it worthless to plow. A dozen fences negotiated in the same mad fasli ion brought us into a field that skirted the road; and here we were pounded. Tl>ere was a big bull-finch into the road, with a deep drop. To go on, parallel with the road was impossible, for there was a made-up bank with a cropped hedge, full xof stakes, and a deep drain, as I knew, ran on either side. I rode up and down by the bull­ finch in despair. Was all my trouble to be in vain ? At last I made up my mind, and rode, not too fast, at the great, towering, straggling hedge. I put my arm across my face, shut my eyes, into it we went, and out of it, with a scramble and a flounder, we came--separately. The Irall-finek merely brushed me out of the saddle, and the mare and I dropped side by side into the road, both of us on our legs. Before I had time to re­ mount I heard the sound of approach­ ing weels, and a man whistling merrily. "Pull up, Jack!" I called out. Jack's whistle ceased, and a more astonished countenance I never beheld than the one which looked down from the mail-cart. In half an hoar the constable and I were seated very uncomfortably on the back of the mail-cart, and driving along as fast as Jack's pony could be induced to go. Our only fear was lest the fellows should have got tired of wait­ ing, for it was quite an hour and a half later than the time when the mail should have passed them. Down the hill we went, our hearts thumping away with excitement, not to mention the difficulty of holding on, and Jack per­ forming "My Pretty Jane" with exquisite variations. Well, to cut my story short, we got one of them. The constable, in his eagerness, jumped down directly the first man had seized the horse's head, and the other two fellows made off. We got the right gentleman, though-- the identical fellow who had been in Angel bar, and whose voioe I had recognized. He was tried at the assizes, and, two other convictions be­ ing proved against him, was sentenced to seven years' penal servitude. I went out with the hounds on Satur­ day, and my little mare was the heroine of the hour. The Squire himself came up to me, and, after complimenting us both on our achievement, said: "What do you call her?" "Well, Squire," I replied, "we haven't given her a name yet. "Call her Little Fly-by-night," said he. " . And that's how she got her name-- Argosy. IT is remarkable that Tipperary is in these days one of the quietest counties in Ireland, while Galway, once so peace­ able, h m dons "a power of murderin'." ftciweod Trees. ftnd myself were walking _ np a wooded ravine in Cali- fom&wSen a woodman on the hillside, some distance above us, took his pipe out jof his mouth, and tranquilly re­ marked: "Guess you fellers jest as well go back." It is one of my rules in life never to ask useless questions. I went back. And in a few moments I found out why. The sound of chopping and the swish of the saw suddenly ceased, and a long, mournful cry rang through the wocds. It was the warning note of the wood­ man. The top of a tall tree some distance ahead of us began to tremble slightly. There was an awful, prolonged groan --such a groan as might come from the hairy breast of the imprisoned giant be­ neath Mount iEtna. Then came a sharp "crack!" as the mighty tree-trunk snapped. The tall monster slowly and majestically moved toward the earth. There was a terrible crash as it smote the branches from its fellow-trees-- smiting them as cleanly as with a scime- ter. There was a roar as of thunder when it struck the ground; the earth trenlbled for rods around, as if an earth­ quake shock were upon us; a cloud of dust rose up, and when it cleared away the impassive woodmen were stripping the fallen giant of his limbs. Inasmuch as the tree fell upon the exact spot we had occupied a moment before, we understood and appreciated the remark of the laconic woodman. We wat-ched the woodmen prepare an immense log, about twelve feet in di­ ameter. They drove in the staple, and then hitched to it twenty oxen--ten yoke. The goad-bearer punched his animals, swore at them in a pleasant and persuasive voice, and they started. The mammoth log groaned slightly, turned reluctantly, and moved forward an inch or two. Ping! Whir-r-r-r! The iron ring had snapped in twain. Its two fragments flew two different ways--one passing between the inter­ esting heads of Menteur and myself. If it had struck us we would have lost all interest in logs and other mundane things. Not having struck us, I main­ tained my interest. I looked with much curiosity to see what had become of the twenty oxen. I expected to see them out of sight, as an Irishman might say, by reason of the sudden slackening of the immense tension. They were not out of sight, but they were the most miscellaneous, most con­ fused and most disgusted oxen I ever saw in my life. They were engaged in turning twenty distinct, complicated and rapid somersaults. Menteur, in telling this story, invari­ ably ends it by saying that each ox lit on his feet. But then Menteur is not marked for his veracity.--San. Fran- cifito Argonaut. A Straight Mail. A chap who plumped off the wharf at the foot of Randolph street, the other day, was promptly pulled out by three or four men who witnessed the action, and when the victim was safe on the planks one of the men remarked: "Did you fall in ?" "No. sir; I jumped in," "Did vou intend to oommit suicide?" "No, sir." "But you must have been tired of life to take that leap. Tell us your troubles, and perhaps we can assist you." "Gentlemen, said the stranger, after swallowing a glass of whisky which a boy had run for, "I'm a man of straight business principles; I've jumped off the docks along here some six or seven times this spring. I'm always sure of being pulled out, of securing a big drink of whisky, and the cash collection runs from 75 cents to $3. "Well, you won't get no cash out of this crowd," said one of the men. "I realized that as soon as yon pulled me out and I sized you up," replied the Strang >r, "and I may as well add that the whisky you sent for is the poorest stuff I ever drank. Take it altogether, I'd have made more to faint away or had a fit an,a saloon.--Detroit Free trews. Just Hissed It. At West Point, Ga., we saw a negro at the depot with a torn shirt and a battered nose, and naturally inquired what had happened. "Well, sali, you orter bin heah 'bout ten minits ago !" he replied. "Yes, sah, vou orter bin heah." "Why?" _• . "Kase I came de cluksest to havin' de awfullest fight you eber hearn tell on. You see, I'ze been sorter down on Abr'm Jones fur de last six months, an' he has also bin sort o' down on me. 'Bout half an hour ago I started to look him up an' have it out." "Aud you found him ?" "Yes, sah, he was right up dar* by de lime-slied. I tell you, it was a mighty clus shave! Why, we come widin a ha'r bredth of bavin' de terriblest fight two men eber got into." "How close did you come ?" "Why, sah, we come dat close dat de minit he hit me I turned an' run, an' he followed me half a mile afore his wind gin out! Why, sah, if he'd got hold of ine I'd a-pounded him till his own mud- der wouldn't a-believed dat she eber sot ejes onto him befo'.!"--M. Quad. The Great Artist Ten Dobb. Ta king of foreign things remtftftH me. I have an artist friend who, though lie is an American to the bocktone, re­ joices in a very European name. Some years ago he ha I to go to Paris. He had" a nunil»er of pictures, but no dealer would touch them at any price because they were painted here. They were too CUUIITOUS to be carried away, and lie was in despair as to what disposi­ tion to make of them when he not Ved 'hf.t Lcavitt w;;s gi ving up a mixed sal.' of foreign pictures. He dropped in and said: "I hare a lot of pictures I would like to put on sale with you. They are by Von Dobb, ami are first-class.** "Yon Dobb, eh?" sa d the auctioneer, "Vou don't say so. Why, I don't be­ lieve we have a Yon Dobb in the c»ol- lect'on." I'm pretty sure vou haven't, for these are the first of his that have come to America. Ill send them in to-mor­ row." And he did, and got better prices for them than he has yet begun to com­ mand for his canvases under his own name. Cheap Burglar Alarm. Drive a headless nail into the casing over any door, and after closing the door hang a tin pan on the nail when you go to bed. That is to say, do all this if you are naturally timid, and want a cheap burglar alarm, that will work every time. A clothes-pin put through the handle of a key will strike against the door-knob and make it impossible to turn the key with nippers from the other side. •little hook on the top of tng the Boston Globe. Couldn't be arranged so as from supping a een tlie sashes and turn- ow-fastener either way.-- Wroach Borrow a Meakey Then. Mr. O'Hagan has a sheep-ranch on the Medinia. A stranger drove up to his place the other day. The stranger had broken some part of his wagon and wanted to borrow a monkey- wrench. When the stranger shouted "Hello!" Mrs. O'Hagan (Mr. O'Hagan being from home) came out to the fence. "Wie gehts. Dot vaa a very fine morning to-day. It vas a monkey- wrench I van ted to find, und dose beoples at dot house pelow dold me al­ ready dot you keepn a money-wrench." "Holy Moses! Kape a monkey- ranch ! Ye dirty spalpeen! Ye miser­ able, low-lifed blaggard, to be accusin' a dacent woman of kapin' an establish­ ment av that character! A monkey- ranch is it yer lookin'for ? I'm think- in', from your looks, that that's about the kind of a ranch you would feel at home in. Get out av here, and if ye dont scatter dirt behind .ye purty quick it's an illiphant-ranch yell be thinkin' ye have struck and that the illiphants are stampadin' over ver ugly carcass 1--Tt^ra# Sifting8. THKBS to noffetag ftfcs~11ISE!a*EE* oandy- pulling to OMke vooaff people candid when giving' tally. - HOOD'S Bamapsrflla to an extract of the est remedies of the vegetable kingdom known as JUtsrattves and Blood-P "" SpEcutAToaa who ge: squeezed in a pork deal natorally eqneal A Fine Chicago Hotel. Flrat olsxs accommodations and lowpiioas are demanded by the traveling pablta Such are found always at the Gault House, corner of Madison and Clinton street*, Chi­ cago. The Gault in only one block from the great Union Depot, In tlie heart of the whole­ sale and manufacturing district. It is head- - He Couldn't Stand It. On Sunday when the class wer« sing­ ing "i Want to be an Angel," the young lady teacher noticed that Johnnie Bumgardner didnt stand up and swell the song, "Why didn't you sing, Johnnie?" asked the teacher. , " 'Cause I don't like that song--not just now." "Why not? It's just lovely!" "Well, if you wuz like me you wouldn't think it wuz so lovely ter go ter Hebben mi' have to stan' round Parydise forever on one foot an' a quar­ ter !" "Why, what do you mean?" "I mean I got the wust stone bruise in seven States, an' I don't feel like standin' round with saint < even, much less sinners." Johnnie was speedily excused from the remaining verses. --Georgia Major. A Much-Pelted Earth. People are so accustomed to looking upon the earth as practicttfly the only material body in the universe, and upon the sky as the realm of unsubstantial phenomena, that it must seem to many a startling thought that our globe is not only literally pelted with meteoric stones, but. that as it advances with the sun in his long voyage through space it becomes .covered, like auy other traveler, with the dust of the journey, drifting in upon it from outer and ap­ parently empty space.--New York Sun. • Knew Enough to Ring the BelL One morning the people of Atlanta were astounded at the continuous toll­ ing of the bell of the Second Baptist Church. At last a policeman decided to enter the edifice. He found an 8-year-old boy neariy exhausted by his eftbrts to toll the bell and arouse atten­ tion to his case. He had gone to sleep during the services the night before and had been overlooked and 1; eked in. He ate himself nearlv blind that afternoon. uarters for merchants and manufacturers, levator )<nd all modern improvementa Terms only $2.00 and |£S0 per day. H. W. Hoy t, proprietor. Only! Marshall, Mich., ebrated £1< t--To Mi THB VOLTAIC BKX/T CO.. will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro. Voltaic Belts amd Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are aitticted with nervous debility, lost, vi­ tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy an<% complete restoration of health - and manly vigor. Address as above N. R -- No risk is incurred, as thirty days' trial is al­ lowed- MKNBMAN'S PKPTOOTEED BEEF Tome, the only preparation of beef containing its en­ tire nutrltiour. properties. 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BOWLKS, of So. at Coiuniou street, Lynn, M»»»., Mjrs: 'While In the army, at the battle of Spottsrlvania, I fell while Rotting over a rail-feuce ami was badly in­ jured and left for (lead, but after a time 1 was picked up by comrades; and, upon examination it waa found that my luick was badly liurt and my kidnoyo serious­ ly injured, and I have suffered the most excruciati-iR pain since, and I could obtain no relief although treat­ ed by several physicians, and I had given up all hope of getting help when I was recommended to use Hunt's Remedy. I purchased several bottles at one of our drug stores in Lyuu, and began to use it as directed, and can now attend to business and am free from the pains I formerly had; and I wish to say to my friends and comrades that Hunt's Remedy will do all that is claimed for it and worthy of all praiee- Yon can use m.v testimony when you have occasion to, as I most heartily recommend it to all that have kidney or liver troubles." April 36,1883. ' IF you devote v you will avoid all the irksomeness of life; nor will you long for the approach of night, being tired of the day; nor will you be a burden to yourself, nor your society unsupportable to others.-- Seneca. WOMEN are a new race, recreated since the world received Christianity.-- Beeeher. • AH, how unjust to nature and hi|n- self is a thoughtless, thankless, incon­ sistent man.-- Young. Look Well to the Name. The only gen nine German Hop Bitters h ive th" worn "(ierinan" blown in the bot­ tle bold by ail druggists. "HE sleeps where he tell," says a late ba1- iad, which suggests that he must have been pretty drunk. ' • Dyspepsia. Dyspepsia and sick headache .do not ra- t- rn to those wh > have used Great German 11 v Bitters bold by all druggists. THE matinee mftsher at the theater Is less useful than the potato-masher at heme, and otiea is no prettier. A Happy Wife. ' MY dear husband, I never slept so soundly as I do now, aft tr uninp German Hop Bit- Uri" Sold by all druggists. THE boys in one of our grammar schoolB call their schoolma'atu "Experience," be­ cause she is a dear teacher. NEHVOL-S debilitv, the curse of the Ameri­ can people, imme -iately yields to the action of Brown's Irou iiit.ers. IT takes about bushels of Irish pota­ toes to make a ton of starch. KEOKUK, IOWA --l)r. K. E. Fuller says: "I have used Brown's Iron Bittern in my own family with excellent results " CATTLE trains should not be tun without cow-catchers. STICKING, in itat on. inflammation, all Kidney an'l V ina y Compiaints, cured by "Buchu- Paiba." tl THE successful man has manv imitatore in his peculiar line of business, but still there is onlv one originator. • So, also, the great petroleum hair rcuewer, Carbollne, as now improved and perfected, holds the palm against all Imitators as a genuine article of merit iSy it. DON'T <11 • in the hoiis^. "Rough on Rats.* Clears oot rats, mice, til «. loaches, bed-i.ugs. 15c. Weak and Feeble. All persona who feel the lassitude, languor and de­ bility peculiar to heated weather can And in H^pD'S KAK8APAKILLA a remedy which will secure recov­ er?- from depression, re tarn of their uaaal interest in the things of life, and of their natural vivacity and cheerfulness of dixpoHition. In such cases the system rallies under the influence of Hood's Sarsaparilla, which purifies the blood, tones and strengthens the digestive organs and imparts frexh life and energy. "Hood's Sarsaparilla is putting new life right into me. I have taken two bottles." "I bad scrofulous sores that <-un *11 the time. 1 took six bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla, and they are gone." Mas. LoruA COKSON (TO years old), Brldgcton. Me "I had been subject to Sick Headaches for years every few weeks, at times so violent I was obliged to give up work and keep my bed for the entire day. Since taking Hood's Sarsaparilla I have not lost hour from this cause." 8. WOOOBEBRT, Boston If you have failed in health, in strength, in appe­ tite, do not despair until you have trieil Hood's Sar­ saparilla, which enters the circulation immediately and invigorates the nervous system. Hood's Sarsaparilla sold by druggists, $1; six for $K. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD 4 00., apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. , A Druggist's Story. Mr. Isaac C. Chapman, druggist, Newburg, R. I, writes us: "I have for the past ten years sotd several gross of Dr. William Hall's Bargain for the Lungs can say of it what I cannot say of any other medicine. I have recommended it in a great many coses oi Whooping Cough with the happiest efferSl, '1 have used it In my own family for many years. TFOSLLITERV &ITTEBS Hostetter's Stomach Bitters meets the requirements of the rational medical philosophy which at present prevails. It is a perfectly pure vegetable remeiry, embracing the three important properties of a pre­ ventive, a tonic and an alterative. It fortifies the body against disease, invigorates and revitalize* tlie torpid stomach and liver, and effects a salutary change in the entire system. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. #79 A WEEK, tu a day at home easily made. Costly # I a outfit free. Address TRCE 4 Co., Augusta, Maine. 10CHTC Wanted. $5 » day sure. Samples free. Ad' Mwtn I ddre*» Swedish M Ik. CoBox biis. J'lttsburg.Pi •C tn MA Per day at home. Samples worth (5 tree. V« IV vail Address HTINSOK 4 Co.. Port aud. Main*. A GENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest- A Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced • percent. NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co.,Chicago, 111. $275 in gold a month. Agenta send no postal, to Gosheu Novelty Co., (ioshen, Iud. GENKltAL Agents and Ajrents wanted for Oato. ly's Universal Rliirr.t r. Highest terms. M. R- UATKLV, TJ Pearl St., Boston. Henry's Carbolic tialve • is he best Salve for Cuts. Bruises, gores, Ulcers, 8aH Bheum, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all kinds of Skin Eruptions, Freckle* and Pim­ ples. Get Henry's Carbote Bliwis art counterfeit*. Price»cts. ; HAIR $2 Wholesale and retail. Send for prloe-Ust. Goods sent C. O. D. Wigs made to order. X.BUKNHAM. 71 State utrcet, Chicago. AN HOUR for all who will make spare time prom- able; good paying business if you can devote your whoie time to it. liuuiiAY UILU BOX TSK, N. Y. £^1 CHICAGO SCALE CO. 151 South Jrfirson St reft, Chicago. III. •-Ton WagonSmW\ $40t 4-TonS6©| "Utile Detective," $3. Send for Price lJ«t OPIUM MUXIPHINE HABIT. No pay till cured. Tea years ( gtaWisheti, ],<KR) cured. State case. Dr. March. Quincy, Mich. For Ton, ~ Madam, Whose Complexion betrays some humiliating imperfec­ tion, whose mirror teDs yon that yon are Tanned, Sallow and disfigured in counte­ nance, or haye Eruptions, Redness, Roughness or un­ wholesome tints of Complex­ ion. we say use Hagan's Mag­ nolia Balm. It is a delicate, harmless and delightful article, pro­ ducing the most natural and entrancing tints, the artifici­ ality of which no observer ran detect, and which soon becomes permanent if the Magnolia Balm is judiciously PLEASE PEN] ITT CHOLERA, Aa well as all a For Sudden Golds, 8ore Throat, *c_ a tableepoonful of Fant-1 water <watn or cold), taken at tack will prove an almost nevi much suffering. For bm, SciMs, Cits, The PAIH-Kirj.ia will be found a WQUBS pfcm^NTOW. ready and able to relieve your suffertngwtltoa&diSSi* and at a very insignificant cost. For Colls, Cnnps mi Dyieiteir H >Rfe «|irt toreTJ atablM and he* von. To Ksnaemi young Hiilled and mixed with luickly. Mr-The PAIX-KILXXB is for «ale by AMMSNBA. Apothecaries,Orocersand WediHneDoajem throw*)*' out tlie world. tCC a week in your own town. Tms and |B outflfc VWDFREE. Addrean H. HALUCTT ft OO ̂Portland. M*. „ we will give you a Circulars trr*. VALENTINE BBO&, THB BEST IS CHKAPMT." THRESHERS 8IS. Done Powers ud Prices to The Aaltman A Taylor Oa, Lady A Sample outfit CUv _ <ng < A. W. MORGAN. Pateut Attorney _ cuts, P. O. Box, 90, Wastunptou. D. < dealer to Pat- VTAWC) in Texas and Art producing Wheat, Rye, Oats, Com, Cotton, " and all the Choke Fruits; near schools, chu railroads. FKEK fare *0 all who pure maps of Texas, Arkansas, Kansas and all information, address JKO, K. ENNI Land Agt. Mo. P. Hy.OO, lfl» tiaA St,CUCMo.l " YOU MAY USE MY NAME." I deaire to inform yon what your valuable medicine has done for me. I was induced to try it by a mem­ ber of our family, *wlio had been benefited by its use." 1 have suffered terribly from kidney difficulties. At times I have been very bad, having severe pains in my back, with general loss of strength and vitality. My urine was very bad, with a heavy sediment of brick-dust, which was fast leading to gravel. I com­ menced using Hunt's Remedy with a marked im­ provement from the start; the pains left, the urine became more natural, and 1 can truly say one bottl4 rjfectfd a permanent cure. I have recommended it to many persona both here and iu Boston, all of whom speak of it with the high­ est praise. Yon are at liberty to use this letter or my name in any manner you may think best, that other sufferers may learn the value of tlie greatest of all remedies. Most truly your*, JOHNF.OOX, 63 Pleasant street. MALDTH . Mass, April MBS. $25 Reward! Gardner Army and Kavy and soreness and removt bone or muaole on man t email bottles SO oento. Wfll Mt. HOMKMT^lcotrw BKLT ::sa CpUffOT. 1) Dumb Ages. 3 • Uteri, etc. Only setontMc KteeOrjc Belt »n Ajjeric*. tends the Electnelty and ranimctism throart tae•J™T| and can be nrbwied in an Instant tyr IM' for Electric Hcndo. TssHnioalal*, Dr. W.J. Berne.laveatff̂ m 1st. <-tr.,»«e. Av.,CV*|tt* ELASTIC 8Sgi|Mi (hi Bera!a Is held tola. 11 u Nsr, 4«r»bic i»i fanp ̂ mm *•** Eggfestoa Trass Co* Iron HW Fold on trtil. Wursats • fasts. fc*s Uxfe, atoms JQK8 0F Hsounoa, 1.1 the MOST RELIABLE FOOD M THCWMU CHIlflflt- ftMflt Wonderfully simple and perfect in its Qtreahiar1 and separating qualities Save* A2.1. tnetinuntiMS. cleans It ready for Market. BUM easily, stractad durably, finished beautifully, leajt expen­ sive, and moat economical and SATIREACTi MT MACHINE HOW BTfiT MADE. It w:U handle wet grain ttJLSLL as well is dir. I t h a s n o T U D C C U C D threshing: 1 nHBOIiBIa f a x timothy; deana |M ||Qgp both aa weB «M wheat; require* "iW WOB no change ex­ cept the sieve. Has more square feet of reparaiUnK, and cleaning surface than any other machine: c*m cot be overloaded. It is both over endanger WK. Our CI4TEK HUKXINCr AfTACTtMKMP (new and very deal ra hie). SKFAKATORt the variona fiaas fitted for Steam or Harae-Powttw lit PITTS u< WOOBBDir Miiig fnwCTi, as made by 1 aw nmwnHtwl We also make tbeBTllAWATBR N*. 11 MINNESOTA GIANT VAKM KM31 each having returm^na. and fitted for I straw, wood or ooaL Thaae Engines are aa finished in the swat prftet ismnr.anaare bnfll W Tractiooa whan ao ordarsd. We also maaulaiUmni A PORTABLE SAWMILI* *r ftlwJW dnttiter*, ail lit-- . , N.W.MFG.&CARC& Sucosaaors to 8KTMOUS. 8ABIN ft CO. ManuAMtunn, StHhmitae, WHKN WKITINO TO AOVKKT1SKWL Intkis paper. - ' 1

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