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m * dz'.i - Table* .i*r A. M .« « " l:«*r. « w . . . " mt*. ' . ^ _ „.i ,i W « •• 4«K« •sR^^iS A. #. airfA.*.- ..JifMttttilir *.* iaf th« moon audi ••ory two Qui 0. Onufcr, %r. K. - >%%•* M.--««*«• ted fourth & ^AIRWPGFN* JL. P. ^"eae- " * / N o w I n y o u r t i m e t o v i s i t M i l w a u k e e , ^1- iifttt QiH»n Cfty «f the lakes. . •> ; t • jre i-rf'f« * :' .--«--- " jw •„*,> THK*K w||L hi-a Social Dane* at the , 5fi .'iCnlm flwiwi UM « v*'«laf avinflng.•'1 •- 4'u;' •"< ». ' -. MoHbUey only li pjBitRY ft OWJCN hare a new tdwr* ^1 i^mf,ft*. t.W* week, which the buying cui prtSrfifr||l|d* well to read carefully. "t- «.! * ivK :^jqic excursion trala .leaeiis y 8;30,A. M.,reftcbJUig Mllwau- IM IT U A. M- . 4 1*«E September term of the Cif-cult »,t;:i«rwirt MntanaM k«-f MoudUjhnexti. tilRD, in WoottetuSc on *<1M , r» Sept. JRth, at her V bouse, of Inflnmatlon »f the Allot M.Cole, iffiil H years. fathar* he*el*. Oiraeoonnt of tW »ic|lMn of Prdf 8. P. B*U*i n. ourEdncatienal Depart­ ment will be nccettilllyoipltted (or a few week*. •"T»* «i»"l "•» * *%* -- Indiana, OM H«K<1av l«8t^ iWYellnf Wf a CI. I *r ..-•.At, m -- Lcwit W AIT* and wl fit are < ma _ arrangement# WSpend the winter with - ^i^thelr sons in Kansas and Missouri. |§They expect to start early In October. v* Joint H. FmtirtfD, who lives near had theralsfortune to lose viMHSM1i«m wis <hr list week. '?:*i;Wi #N»H>arn the caws* of death. TriE wife of Stephen P. Smith died In this village at 2 A. of! Tuesday morning. She lias beau sick for sev­ eral Wt en ths, and her death was not un­ expected. p.-v Oor Board of Village "Papa" have -r. , been having considerable trouble the week over the appointment of-a 2-?„ Marshal. but have Anally settled; down >bjnthe appointment of A. C. Grander. _ IAOOB FOVLKR, a former resident of MeHeury. tnit the past few years of C!l»tatgo, died soddeily alt Colnmbut. He was a Chicago house. r RWR.Xpn Mks. Whkblkb visited I Hifitmoiid Saturday and Sunday. Mr. \ Whe«|er #ccupled the pulpit ftf the Baptist church on tile Sabbath, to the ' t of his old parislioners. Thrrk tvlil be asocial dance at Mai- 7- man's Hall, W" a neon da. oy Friday evisii- ' , Ing, September 21ft. Music.ThliBarsii's An'all night'* dance. Ti^liote fiOcents.All are inv|te% : - PKKSOMS having stamped ttir^opH 'atid Hifjwoent postage ftam •<> on hand October Ut wlli haro to hold them or l«fo the-extra cent. There it no pro- ^rlileii for exchanglnjf tliem. ' *. s. I). BALDWIN* who. has been quite sick the past week# is nosr re. ported as Improving, and his friends tone him aronnd again soon, roighlar examli.*atlens ef teachers ;Twl|l be held this week aa par announce- ;^|:««iei»t. - : • - |""'R TUB Woodland Cemetfrjr Assoda- V ;:tlon will meet with Mrs. J. I. §tory, on || Thursday the 20th, at 4 o'clock P. *. •L ObJect of meeting, the election of oflj- '4 ";cer«. All are cordially Invited. i 5' _ ^ Mrs. J. I. Stou*, Pres. I BELL STODDARD, Sec. m THE twin children of Wn. Cushman, 'who formeily lived In this village, but now at Harvard, died at that place.one on the 3d of August and tiie other on tHunday )4kt, Sept. 16th. -Tliey were ibout seven raor.tlw ohjJ Their re* mtlno WMM'UIIIIIIAI 'Wt4ils village for t^an* 0/«D a i of Jfordland, which af^^fs ta be one of tlie most rapidly gioWla^ townain • that; wet len 'of the i^oti^ al%lM>lu:h - but tht«* ytars oKL Uti has op«M« a law office In that place and also done an extensive loan and real estate bnsl- neea. mte jeaanf frlenda of hirfitt^ nn#hls tMlMiaMe wile, in Mol^vry Ootfnty; W#!4« gliid to liear of tkelr health \ ' THE Vacwaion from Klgln to MU- waukee on Sunday next, the 23d ln«tw promises to be ono of the moat pleas­ ant affairs of the season. It Is under the direction of the Elgin Base Baft Club, aiiftfwtfl go tiy the way ef Crystal Lake, Genoa Sanction and Kenosha, ana will take on pfti--engert at the following places: Dundee, CarpentBrsvllle, Al­ gonquin, Crystal T.ake and McHenry. Fare for the round trip from McHenry, only (2.00. The train will leave this station at 830 a. nn sharp, will arrive at Milwaukee at <11 % nrM remalaing there until 7 ni^*giving the exeur- sionlsts eight honre time In the Queen' City of the T.itkos. Remember the di^ and date, Sunday, 5$ept. 23d, As an Illustration of what In takes to ran a newspaper, wo will mention a little private affair which took'place in this office th({ft morning. , A gentleman who is learned and eloquent came Into the office and gave us hie opinion about the political situation. Having some business outside the ofllee we gave him Our chair and requested that be write an editorial bearing on tlief subject. We were gono about an hour and a half. When we returned we found the sentence; rt6an,t write worth a damn,'" written on our tablets and a halt doe«*n sheets of payer la the waste basket. And yet wo Mnst write Overy day, and if we mako a mistake everybody le ready to ghri its {Its. W« wish that all grumblers[Jj|#(l to .irjr It six days in the week and .tea hours E <l*yk-- WicSUa Time*. < • .v. - i«» a •- -h • - . t THE following Is the pmgramme for the basket festival at the M. K. Church in Ringwoodtoo Jfrhlay evening, Sep* teml»er 27th: Opening Song. Prayer. ifr TKLEORAI^H poles are exactly ten rods apart, and 32 of these poleaioon- sequently make a mile. In ordei* to *And out how' faat a railway train la the time, and when you have oeuoted ,i: tiilrl»tiMi|»hi iriM> have gone a mlle* and j-our watch will tell you tho flm# ^ taken to^cover the distance. • ' > / A iHrfdgll^/WeloHe swept through a « atreak of thprtieli, gathered\up several eords of wooM carried It six miles • acr«i«e a prairie and d^poslied tt on the P^||HM* ef a poor widow, who was too poor to buy a stick and unable to carry -rff It from Mo timber. There were at least ten oords deposited within easy reach of her home. Clever cyclone. , . r|,H wiH be a Grand Soelai Party at Grand Hall, Parker Bsnse, McHenry on Friday evening, October 5th, 1883, Musle by N. E. Slocum's ordiostra. It will be remembered that Mr. Sloenm was leader ef the celebrated Jaaesville Light Guard Band, anil this fact will be assurance enough that the music wilt be A No. 1. Tickets will be Issued early next week. AN exchange puts the ease tbusly: 'Persons patronizing papers, please pay promptly ; the pecuniary prospect* of the preee poasess peculiar power In poshing publlo prosperity. Pay the printer promptly; If promptly paying patrons his pocket-liouk plonish, prin­ ter pnts pen to paper In peace, prints pleasing pictures of passing phases promptly, and people peruse hi? popu­ lar paper peculiarly pleasantly,* ^ .... aiftfc'wt '3%*. .. . k."... ..„ . . ..Twenty Young People Ad<freM:i...Vi .............. ,ltc». Win. Nir.kte Daot.......u.iXri.*Blgelawand Oortmi BmilitiW. Marlon 4mitk Solig. ...........Vernie Vlnkle ReMing,«.-. f.a«y Hall .Mri. ltlttM Recitation Mvrtle Stevens SONG .....ItM. Oortonand MISICS L«<t<l IteadlnK............ . Mr*. [)n«ra Doclnraatlaa ...Vincent Ldumley %lo Clara fcarann R^wtinir.................. Eita Kittle Recitatioa... Loai« Ohnae Quartette....Mr Vanev. Mrs. Bishop, Mr. and Hrs.1tigelow. Reoitfttlon ... ..Mia« An<lrae Sole M rs. Bishop Rending........... Mice And ma a«Rx....u.^. ... ;gyw,..t...;...v ...Missee La^ti Recitation MU« Amtrna Misa Andrui lias given an entertain- meat In the church in the past, and to those who hoard her no recommenda­ tion is nece.'sarj, rA dmlMlon, 10 cents, BaitKetfe will be' sold for 30 oenta. ChU- dren, half price. . M. O tEs, we like the siuijldwer. it lf. so pretty and delicato, Looks like a nig gor baby With a yellow frilled aight cap hH. Yea, give us a sunflower, it amelis w» peace fill, like a nest of mad bumblebees. Then It looks so appro­ priate when a red lteaded girl wears it in her hair. When we die, will some pensive friend, take a wheelbarrow and gently briug a sunflower In and place it ort our stomach. Before doing so, please remove our liver pad. "They look an:! sineH so much alike. Do not let our friends be deoelved. The way to make a sunflower--mix one quart ef caster .beans In one pint of tar, make into a cake, daub the yelks ef twe eggs around the edge, and for a etetn stick it on a last year's b«an pole. To pre­ serve the natural odor, wrap It up iii a nigger's shirt till the eun goes down. It is said that the aunflowei will keep disease ofl. We believe it. If we were a case of assisted emigrant measles we would never incaslo round a-suu(lower. Aestltetic lunacy la the only disease which dares approach the sunflower.--• Geneva New*. \ ' r GRAND Excursion from Elgin to Milwaukee, Sunday, Sept, 23d, 1883. Round trip, $2.25. This Excursion goes by way of Genoa Junction and Kenosha. Tito distance from Elgin to Milwaukee by this route is only 95 miles. Traill will leave Elgin at 8 A. M, aharp. stopping at Dundee,Garpenters- vllle, Algonquin, Crystal Lake and Mc­ Henry, arriving at Milwaukee at 11 A. M. sharp. Eeturuing, leaves Mil­ waukee at 7 P. M«. arriving In Elgin at 10 o'clock-P« M. 'Phe Elgin Base Ball •Club goes with this eirctirslon, an-i pi ay * the Milwaukee 4,Maple Leafs,'* *the Champions of Wisconsin, on .their •wn grounds. Fare from tfcHfiiry, round trip, ttLOO. EXCURSION tickets te the Chicago Exposition wUl bo sold at this Station on t • • -t . 8ept 4 and 5--Good until Sept.-IS * tt - W % M n n ii f§ «• w •« , •• .•» •• » 2 - oet. * •' * , *f; • -• • " " I; •* IS : tf is «. 17 « • - xi Price of Bound Tri p ticket,Including ticket to Exposition, will be I&30. B. BUM, Xgtni, - » Oct, I r. 4 « IS fiw^hly th||| fff to,sais. Tlittifce bhow of stock wts the finest on the gronnd? wai admitted ««**** wamut us In faying that it wa^.^k sinxioft iaapfslall.Y, I'he distinguished visitors advertised, wltli one or two ex- eaptlons, were all present, and these kept »way throagh ai^(n««. JJ'l' r .. ^ J^Nnt ajr,aod.made the wain address efthe Fair.; He spoke for about an hour <a a clear aad forcible mtnuer and hia »*liia»*s w»re listened ;to with the clo#niit j|i^»Mtlon by all. The Governor is a practical man and a|good spel^r^ and has a happy faculty that makes frionds wherever he goes. He Is Justly popular in this end of the State. - 'I lie other speakers we twere unable to hear. Taken all in all the Fair of 188;} was a grand success. For full par­ ticulars retad our Woodst»»ck D« part- men t4 The+fe are other things In eonnectiok. which w^ niky speak of hereafter. Htmlfton K. Eldrodgo Post O. AiH . *9I* •• • ' , i ;' 1 At Union Ha)l. 7&0 P. hh September •m\K 18&; will sell by lot one bed quilt, via.: Each momber'ef the Post wlH pleoe one block ef the qnilt with his own Mkftd arid print his name there* on. and ea&i toinrade's wife oi* lady friend will also prepare a block in like manner writh naipa -each and: all to prepare their parts witliont compari­ son. and strictly attending to the mak­ er's taste and design. The quilt Is to be quilted by it Committee of Hebron ladies, and by them the quilt will be moulded Into form. There will also be a basket lunch,each lady bringing with Iter a basket with rations for two. Tickets for lunch will be sold at twen­ ty-live cents each. Tickets for tho quilt will 1m twenty-five cents. The entertainment will be varied by songs, declamations and instrumental - music, with select reading by Mrs. E. M. H, Coggln, a Boston reader of marked ex- colletfce aad'^Qwer. The Hebron Mil­ itary Band Is always with tiie soldiers. All am Invited, old and young, and a S|>eulal Invitation is extended |to com­ rades of neighboring poets, tiielr wives and daughters. , The proceeds, over expenses, wUt go to the Post Treasury, mainly for ihe seidler*s monument fund. By order o' M. M. CUMITT, CenC , CUAS. W. CARTER, AdJH. » --I---i ' 1 , ' ALQOII<|llll» _ •» s -rj EMTOR PLAINDEALER At Norton Si Chapell's sale on last Wednesday* cows sold on an averagelof 951^0. E. Sinnett hac rented the liotol, for a term of two years and takes posesa- Ion the first ef November. He Intends teruiia livery stable In connection with tlte hotel. Dr. Nason has become quite a sport­ ing itse, lie was eoen coming In twice 1a«t week with a fl^h pole and a Una string of fish. It was qHlto a surprise to the town folks. Almost everybody around hero at­ tended tiie Woodstock Fair last week, and as near as we can ; leartf .tliejr ffnt their sliuro of premlnms. ^ 1 Dieti. on the 11th•Inst., a son of Sir. aad Mrs. P, N. Newcuni4»r, aged one year. The remains were takeu to l)iX: oh, HI., for burial, the former horae of Mrs. Jfewcntner. J The Nunda Herald bad a good deal to say about tlieir eurrospouilisnt ^Mark Twain." having a great amount of cheek, but we think tlioy have got another with still more. He calls him­ self •*Oriaudo.,> He pretended to write Algonquin ftems last week, but they turned out to be copied from the PLAWDKALER. and coming out two days later they were very stale If they were condensed considerable. C. C. Chaptil started north on Satur­ day to buy milch cowl. Qn Saturday night of last week wa had a rar« treat. It. was the passing through town of a self propelling stenm thresher. It was a picnic for the boys. The long looked for rain came on Stmdav morning and laid the dust, bitt It came too late to help any, kind of vegetatiou. <j Our outdoor dance was well attend­ ed on Saturday evening, it being a pleasant night. The week before they placed freeze out and adjourned te the HEW FALL MILLINERY AT MBS. NICHOLS. The latest notions In Fashionable Millinery just received. Hats, Plumes. Tips, and Birds, in all the new shades, Also a full line of Fancy Goods. Creaf Remnant Sale. On Thursday, Friday ami Saturday, Sept. 27.28, and 29 we will open a Hue lot of Remnants In ditto rent varieties of goods at one-half and two-thirds of regular value. It will pay you to call. Come early. This sale is for Cash only. FITZSIMMOKS & EVANSOX, WE now have the finest assortment of Visitiiig Cards ever aeea In this section. Call and aee them. We have a lot of Hata worth from $0 cents to $3.00. l£our cboi«Mi fo|: GO «euts at U. Colby's, ' - * • AUCTION. fhs tfuderslgned will sell at public auction on Friday, September 28th, 1883, at 10 o'clock A. M.. at hie residence 2 miles southwest of Crystal Luke and 4 miles northeast of Huntley Station, the following property: 40 goodMio?*, 8 three year old heifers. 21 two year ohls, 8 bulls, 3 calves. 1 span gray geld­ ings 5 years old, 1 span <aacas $ and 7 years old, 1 span brood Glares with foal. 1 inare with colt by side, 4 colts. 2i milk cans,! seeder, 3 sulky cultiva­ tors, 1 riding plow,3 walking plowH, 1 reaper snd tuower combined, 1 new Mc(^r«B(s)us\»wet, 1 McOorinlck bind er, 1 corif fjanter, 1 corn marker, 100 frain bags, 3 drags, 2 sulky hay rakes, hand corn shelter. 3 shovel plows, 1 horse power oornsheller, 1 feed cutter, 4 lupber wagons (8 almost new), 1 truck wagon, 1 milk waron, I roller, 4 set double harness!.'*! luHftaoe kettle, 3 set bobs. (4 new), also 8000 busltels of oats and 100 tons tame hay in} lots to siiit ptirchsacrs. My farm consisting of 300 acres, if not sold, to rent for sash on day of sale. TERMS OF 3ALE.--All some of AlO and under cash, over that sam one years time will be given on approved uotss at 7 per cent.. Interest. Two per cent, oil foi cash. A free lunch will be served. • jomr J. fniTt J. A. SHBawooo, Aaetleaeer. ' 1 MRS. E. W. HOWE . Has just received a full stock 6f Fall and Winter Millinery. Fanoy Goods, etc., to which she invites the attention of the ladies of McHenry and surround­ ing country. We bayp (he Isteet styles to be found in the city,asnt' prices, as usual, will be as low as good goods are sold anywhere. Call and, examine my stock. MBS. E. W. HOWS. Come to the great Remnant s*leaf| Fltzsliumons & KvaiuonX be^lnuluC Sept. S7th, Thursday wornin^ :/ Wi TED BT S. f. BtllRKTT. J. Pl^tt^«l#i|#f1iii«iid<, to Ills old home In Verinout, to celebrate his step-father's 90th btrtlt- day. Tliis week the village has presented the apiiearance contlnna^Sunday. after a $aturday9m^s dance, no vice In any of tmflptttches and a Wan* eonda picnic at ^pLake. Everybody seerilficiy went r|«i>lhe fair at Liberty- villeor Wood*t«MK, the former draw- and the crowd was eouosraed, and doubtless In other respects also. The Wauooawla and Llb«rtyvHle Union BaraM Band, We, Tldmarth, leadfr, i«thed«rill merited pralsel. Piatt's display of 'fancy imultry, was unlverssjly admii^d. Mr. Qilbert gained prsmianis on bis sheep and Charlie Barker on a harness, for i ts fine, thorough workmanship. Mr. and Mr#. Henry Maim an had fine -displays in clothing ahd millinery. Doubtless there were other premium exhibits from Wauconda, butowiug to limited oppocttjui ties for galuiug Information concerning thenl'* We unable re­ port: • i;'v • ; . Both teachers arrived here Saturday. School re-opened on Monday. ^ F. B, Barrison has just kdded abont a dozen new books to hi* clneuratlug library. Tiie sporting fraternity, and. In fact, se far as we have observed, pretty much everybody in Wauconda, was greatly interested In a running race, Saturday afternoon, ' between Will Ford's mare, lack Rnonsy*s mare, and Henry Hockenmeler's bay colt. Con­ siderable money was up on the race, which was won by the horsos In the order just sriveii. Walter Bangs, son oi A. C. Bangs, rode the winning horse. A better rider for his pounds'than Wal. would be hard to ftild, Wauconda patronised Its county fair liberally. It certainly ought to pat­ ronize its own fair equally well next Saturday evenlng, lS«pt. 22d., at the old hOtel. It will be of a very differ­ ent character from the one just men­ tioned, being conducted by the Ladies' Baptist Sewing Society, for the bene­ fit of the church fund. In addition to refreshments, music, and the abundance of physics I and mental entertainment generally, which the committee have provided, there will be ollered for sale a carpet, a number of quilts, many ar- tides of prtctlcal value and numerous fancy articles. By attending the fair you can km a good time, you can pur­ chase needful artleiet at fair price*, and assist a worthy cause all at the same lime. ^ Mr. J. V. Stevens l^ Ii; $owh. He will attend medical Ifctiircs 1 n Chicago during the coin toy fiiH and winter^ Mr. DuKois preaches his last sermon before conference nexx Sunday. Thera wlll be a soofal danee at Mai- man's Hall, on Friday evening, .Sep­ tember 2lst. Music, 'fldinarsh's Ban-'. An all Might's dance. Tick^t^.5Qj;ejut&. Allsreliivlted. x: f ,, iii h> WHAT IS LOVISt Jty Oorie DaXU. Yo». whatU lore,--IU« p-jetU mott it)* pi lint ihomc, , . " • An<( cnrthlv Itfe'.t m«*t btrtutlful, imst heav­ enly <1 ream ? • A slat, tint, yorfectj shinos above••.av Wgfct ami fir, r ; As unattainable, as alorioM as a star. A flower, Where hi<le« the canker wona^- a torelrdower That |il<»iimui8, toles and dtee like any ether lower, 4 nl^htjy sea, towarrt whHh fife's tasay rirers Ana miasms, Cud of thchr siest aobie aim and • end. A eup of vrtae» with Utter, tttter dregs with- Aad sWeetly tasting bubbles spark Hag at the brim. ... A song, tliat rises like a spirit's niptured strain, . . And dies a tray in longing, bitterness aad pain. Aa angel, holding jest above oar brows a And, nto*4* a cress upon oar shoulders press- ins down. ^ . •TIs somnthlug that we crave te give and to iw-oivc),'.1': . " .• • • v. ' ... ». That tear tios as to, hopo, rejoice, to pray, to grieve. 'Tie all yre hare te make life worth the lining he,e» . »' 'Tis nil we hope for, long for, in that higher sphere. .. . 'TIs something that we shall possess beyond theajkiet, . . Pure, siftedof its dross, its tears, its pains, its sighs. . Klgin, 1IL, Sept. Vtii, 1SKI. .-/y.?* (QrTho town of Wnrren, Jo fHtvless Co., Is excited an-.l justly Indignant over the discovery of an act of mean­ ness that we believe is without par­ allel in this State. ; The remains or Mrs.Samnel Perham, wife of a former business man at War­ ren, were interred at (Jlarlon, Iowa, at whleh place shedird some se veil, years ago. She had requested that her body might he returned to Warren, and in pursuance of this desire. Mr. Perham. who Is now a resident of Dakota, went to Clarion and had the remains ex­ humed. Instead of procuring a coffin, or even a cheap box. In which to place the body (which was fouud to be In exeelleut preservation) this afiectiou* ate apecimeu of God's meanest job In clay, provided an old trunk, toying that the body could "go In it as bag­ gage and ssve him the cost of express charges." And in order to get the body Into the trunk he had It unjolnted at the hips and knees, packed It down Into the cramped space, locked the truiik and tied it with a rope. This done, lie purchased a ticket fer Warren, and the trunk went through w'th Hm as baggage. Arriving at Wairen, he had the trunk conveyed to the cem­ etery on a dray and tlitre burled with­ out removal from its cramped quarters. The details of Perham's outrageous- conduct soon became public, and so in censed were the Warrenites that the nlggerly scoundrel bad to jump tiie town to escape a coat of tar and leath­ ers. It's a great pity ho get away. --Ex. : -'-a . • 1 " • . -- • • .j; -,i< h ---fry1111,1 Our merchants aair the fall tratlo opens brlsklj ̂ " • It Is pitiful to see bow the froet has rained the com crup, Mr. and Mrs. Hay ward have returned from their wedding trip to the Bart, Tits re Is to be a dance at the Rich­ mond House this (Wednesday) night. ft. C. Bennett started for Klgln on Monday, to atteml school. Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Cottlng return­ ed from Vermont last week Wednes­ day, . . Frank Wr*K not llkldg ihe schobl at belolt. left It, and hfi to tared the Academy at Elfin. Don't buy au overstock of S-cent postage stamps. After this month you will need only 2-cent ones. The County Board made short work ef our bridge claim. 0^ wi^ll, "Those who laugh last laugh besC^ The end is not yet. . 1 . •' • •;,'-•••, -•i"' Messrs. Alexander & Hyde have just furnished their'stor? with eiegant|new show cases, fine otto ugh for. tliejgmo- tropolis. Glad to sea such evidences of prosperity. In the notice of the work being done at the Richmond Mills, In last week's PLAINDKALKR we wrote of the small "array,, of workmen, and the printer made us say "array" ef workmen. Now there Is quite a difference between a small army and a small array of work­ men, as all must admit. But for all mistakes that may occur the work goes on bravely and Cole Cobley & Co will be turning out the patent roller flour in afew dayt. . It Is saldltliat parents think mors of an unfortunate cripple In the family than of all the rest of the children to­ gether. We snspect It Is on some such principal of human nature that e fel­ low who bores the printer and ills own frlsuds by writing verses la touch more sensitive if a typographical error occurs In them thsn ho would be If a dozen occurred In Ills prose. Probably all Itls readers look upon his verses as his literary "cripplesbut he loves them best of the whole family all the same. Printers ought to humanely re" member that the weakest child can stand the least whipping and the weakest part of a correspondents com­ munication the least typograhlcal mu­ tilation--and read the proofs of alleged "poetry" with extra care. The omission or substitution of one little letter will sometimes work a strange perversion of meaning. We have al­ ways felt a keen sympathy for the laaoerated feelings of tlte poet who wrote of tlte "Besutlful Hills of the Blest,** when, the printer substituted tu "e" for an *T' In "Ullb," and we never blamed that poet much for wish­ ing he "could bury that printer in that llill of his aud spell it with an *'e," However,Itaving Once been a practical worker tu the "Art Precervatlve,, we have a word of excuse for the careless proof reader as well as the "jour" who stands at Ills esse "picking away at the clicking type,** and so don*t fee) in­ clined lo scold the PLAINDKALKR for a couple of errors In our "alleged poem" Trust. We hope we may be permitted however to"rise and explaljn" that the word renderod "ever" in the third line of the second stanza should read "even" and "fashioned" In the fourth line of eleventh atausa should read "fsshlon." The "od" don't belong there. MAUCNCO. EDITOR PLAINDKALKK A grand time at the fair this week. Come one come all. A dally will be Issued from the Re* publican office this week Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, * "Spanish Jim" and h>f wild buffales at the fair this week. ir Ed Slmrtleff, whom we mentioned as going to Dakota to study law, has gone to Oberlin, Ohio to attend college. Ell. Seward lias gone to Watertown, Dakota, to study law. The Marengo and Elgin base ball clubs play a matched game at the fair Thursday. Another game will be played Friday. The high school department of our public school commences Sept. 24.tli. Tito other departments will net com­ mence for a time. The Garfield University Singers st tile dpe.ra house next Wednesday and Thursday evenings. Come all aud :have a good lige and at the same time assist In a worthy cause. Tlte concert Is well worth the prico of admission.' Geo. Sanders, jeweler, has moved Ills stock into the store lately occupied by P. T. Parklncrst as a boot and shoo store. Cell and see him,.. '; E. Stanger,:taflor, occuples-the build* Ing vacated by Sanders and Will be pleased to receive vonr orders for clothing. £(ve him a .trial and save money.. ••: ••••:--. Our boards of trustees have lately passed a very stringent ordinance re­ garding intoxicating liquors, prohibit­ ing the sale or giving away ot the same In any quantity to be used as a bever­ age, or knowingly keeping tlte same to be drank or used aa a beverage. The fine to be Imposed upon conviction shall not be less than ten nor more than twenty-five dollars. An action brought upon this ordinance will lie for a violation ef the same any wltf re within two miles of the corporation limits, according to the terms of the said ordinance. If this be strictly en­ forced the boys will have, to be more secret with their beer guzxlings or they will have fines u> pay. That Is all right--bring them ta time. Our stock of drugs* chemicals luid patcut medicine*, was never ptini complete. Goods reliable ll^fiies right. > - ' [ J F I L X A O T F , C O I G ^ R . SnrroK P ĵBiii'iiil'l.iliiS'r fW> of. Mark Dawson's children la sick wIth scarlet Ooadnr,, of Chicago, one of is (ttrnier town boys, was Itome during the fair. J. A. Baldwin was home one day last week. Miss Clara Hill, of Chicago, visited tfe.*t!e«dry'e people the latter part of th# WOtek, Oitr frlend. Rev, B. Alden, Is In town oiiei Qiore. vleHfwg his many friends, who ifre'alwajrf gted to see him, andby whomhe li heartily weloomied. We hop* that he utay ho CMUed upon to preach before'Vm takes his departure. Bev< Wm. mchle delivered a very IsctlMdnf tsipniMt heSMii ta the Baptlat Ctiorob last 8tntday • evening, to a largo and appreelatlte wadlenoe. We hope that all will follow the good adtlca that waaglien,aad- aid others In rooting out the greatest •vfl In the land--intemperance. Mr. Wlllard Paine and wife, and Mr. C. W. Paine and wife, of Exeter. Neb., are vhdtlng at J. H. Garrison**. Mr. Paloe's folks were former residents ef this place, so you may know It does one good to see them. Mr. Geo. James and family, ef Alta. 1,0/iva. Itave been visiting at Geo. Bar- nerds. We understand that they re­ turned home lass Monday. They also wore feni'.'Jiiy of this place, loavlng here for the West about ulne years ***• Tlte burglars do.Vt seem to heed our cautious or two weeltt since worth a cent. Mr. Marble arrived home froai the fair last Friday aboQ^ dusk, hnr- rledly rhanged his clothes, throw them ona sofa, and went ont to do bis chores. Ckhnlitg!to the house in a short time he found his clothes by the walk, between the house Mid the. road, mlntts the mon­ ey they had contained, whleh amount* ed te some eight dollars, ! | ,4 • NOTICE. -mm- The undersigned, having refitted bis Sorghum Mill, three-fonrths of a mile south of Volo. is now prepared to grind your Sorghum on short notice and at reasonable rates. Satisfaction guar­ anteed. Do not fall to call.' T D. KI06ABDS0H. voto. Ill* Sept. K, no. ARRAKOBWKTS have been made with the editor of tlila paper whernby sto dents can, at any time,enter the West­ ern Normal College and Commercial Institute at one-third the coet of «my other school. This School ts placing a first-class education wltliln reach of every one, be he old or young, rich or poor. Any oue ceutemplatllig attend- In school would do Well to call at this oAue before deciding where to attend. See advertisement In thlihMti STOLEN HOUSES. Taken up by the subscriber at his place of residence five miles south west from Richmond, a team supposed to have been stolen and abandoned by the thieves. The owner Is requested to prove property pay ehargea and take them away. Address for Informa­ tion, Chaa. H. Try on. Richmond, III. ~ The Crest RuasNiri Remedy. Russian Liniment te a sure euro for Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Dlphthelra, Toothache, Earache, Sore Throat, sore­ ness of the limbs,Ulcers, Sprains, Burn*, contractions of the Muscles or Joints, Chilblains. Inflammation. In severe caibi ipply with a doth wet with the Liniment and leave on over ulght. For sale by all druggists. C. DICKINSON & SON, 111. Solo Proprietors '•iijQ v" \ A " «•!».. .'.It-is,.: Go to Mrs. M. Schumacher's for Mill­ inery, Dress Making and Fancy Goods, Velvets, black aud lu colors, at H. Colby's. ' * £ vt*^ ̂ For Hale, On account of sicknei* the nnder- signed offers the following property for sale on the most reasonable term*: Oue span ot matched Mules, gentle and well broke !n every particular, 1 Spring Wagon, 1 Fariu Wa^on, and 1 new Grain Drill. Will sell cheap for cash or good ap­ proved uoto,orwill exchauge for cattle, hogir,etc., Call at once and I will give you a good bargain. SIMON MICKLKS. Jofcnstttirgh, 111., Aug. Oth, 1883. House and Lot for Sale. I otter for sale my . (louse and Lot, situated In the vlUago of McHcnry.on the West Side. The house is nearly new, Is in first class repair, uewly paluted both Inside and out, and Is one Of the most desirable reside noes In the Village. Good bant and ont houses on the premises. Will be sold reasonable if applied for at once. For- full par­ ticulars Inquire of F. K. Granger, at Mclleury. K. v. Aansasoa.il. p. McHenry, Jane Vhlt. ism. New Restaurant at Nunda. The undersigned having fitted up Ills building on Main Street, Nunda, es­ pecially for the purpose, hss now opened one of the finest Kestaurants and ice Cream Parlors to bo found in the county. Ice Cream, Lemonade, choice Confectionery.and in short everything usually kept in a place of tltis kind can 1 found here, uud uo pains will be spared to please all who may give me a Canned Goo&> of all kinds, and of the best brands to be found in the market, always on band. Call and see me. P. S. A line Billiard room attached. A. SONNKNSCHIKK. Nawda, 111., July Wth, MO. A full line of the Justly celebrated Buffalo Boots always to lis obtained at II.Colby's. : ... . . ' ]t* • Bakery Supplies^ LM : best; A fine Ite Iro^ ^ The Story's, iciMm. M. /elm 1 I M. Engehi. at his store a few doors north of the Riverside House, has made arrangements to supply his customers and the public generally, with fresh Bskeitf Supplies of all kinds. FiffSh Bread, Bfccuit Cakes, Pies, etc^ can he found at his store at all times, and he respectfully Invites the public to give hi in a call. He also keeps on band Chick's and Spencer's Flour, which will compare with any to be found In the market. Give mo a call II. Kvqkus. MeBSary, May s». was. ADVIOK TU NOtHHtt Are you uieiuroea at night and brok­ en of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying wltli pain of cutting teeth ? If so. send at once and get a bottle of Mrs. Wiuslow'8 Soothing Syrup for children teething. Its value is incalcul­ able. It will relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately. Depend upon it mothers, there is no mistake about It. It cures dysentery and diarrhoea, regu­ lates the stomach and bowels, cures wind colic, sortons the gums, reduces inflammation, and gives tone and en­ ergy t%the whole system. Mrs, WIns- low's Soothing Syrup for children tcfthlng is pleasaut to the taste, and Is the prescription of oue of the oldest and best fetnalo physicians and noises In the ljuited States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price 25 cents a bottle. Go early to the McHenry jP*. Fair on Thursday and Friday. Programme VOWWEUCWAT LQ&Q i.*t«tr«. now Bit The Ware to ha W. Owcn*s. AM elegant Hue of dresa ImUons ai imwiiv --- -- Colby*#. - rfm COBS A full line of Dr. In several styles at Pi Madam HI The best on tho Bartlett's v A , CI.OTUI A complete Clothing nt bottom can A full line of chok» groceiiei t|><|gpt yotwra. ; Blr«l Cages, In all styles at John I.Ktory's. A lot" Oall aad see them. R. Bishop on has ̂ E.LAWLUS. Is selling Snlts at less than Chi A good CMUtUhfO Suit Call and iii Call and put Exl at •-S« Remember tlmt . ho dlfBctilty in gott machines sold by K venting ve leys at a money. , . .. , DIAMOND DTK8. We have all color* DlamMtd Dyes only Wi »|eslre camellettes. silks, will be sold oh ee^r Everything In fai from a Swill Cart Twine Binder, can Iw ftwi at warehouse of it. Bishop. F(>r InMdHSifi and LIghtnlng, W tornadoes, eie^ eti Smith, Woodstock. TiiKchntiist ilna of Dolmans. Ladiea' Neck Wear hi town at E. W, Howe's. GLASS ' We keep Glass of all tlnestt on hand; Special slaes cwt". e^xtra charge. JOMMI'. mm 8AHB nitMM' live to meet or~"tyNd^any that lias bMtt or aiay be «M wire. JOMM I. HOUSE AND LAND FOR Si Tho nadorslgnadoSers lor eaia house and one aero of landU sintal the village of lMloanr, «rar«|» lie school building, (n is a good barn and i small fruit of all %|u«^ reasonable and EN nsy laiim quire on tho pfissliis. "** ' MeHsary, IUU Aagaat 1st, M the '• j Gossamer circulars and coata for ladiea and gentlemen, and | itill line of rubber goods alwaya tobeha4*t . - 'jfaifWT CoLBrt. Wanted--To 1 Wanted, to rent a farm of to ISO acres. Cash reut will hi Apply te this olllce for further paiticu* lairs. • • ?• FIN® SHOES. Fine ShfNMiv Ottr stock pfFftwip Beloit Shoes itf com style and durability be excelled; Ask toMK -J REMOVED. bis new Store, one Searles Mllliuery store, be happy to see all his old and as many new ones as may see call. I still give yew bargains In W 4tdgi$ and Jewelry aever ofl«(red^ UU^«o«Mty. t KECK TIES. The finestDMis ever shosna ltt Henry can he O*. IJnK|j|3K' I ptiMMlMd ta tho West, paper, tViO«FMU«LLU anikasses. Bvecyw buokasa ptelsa. Sample eeptoa fteo. t.KDGKK, CMcafOw * AA »v '! <«• w / t zf Vs "• ,J . ;• 1 J " .«>.