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WEDNESDAY, AUG. 13, 1884, t'-y*-' ,' h, ' 'K' •y ' t & '.. , V 'ir . Railroad Time Table. On and after M*mtay, June wi, Tntias witl pass McHenry station sa below: '• 90IS0 SOBTH. • ifonova hake l^sscnjfer...»-W«S&.. ">;« A. A Jener* l,ake Exprc« „. .... .8:25 " B-neva l.atee Freisht . . . . . . . . . . .1:05 r. * fJenera Lake Passenger .' ..3:® " Steamboat Kxpress . .^v. ' . ' . . . . . 5:84 " OtlHO X»rl, BUN#"* I,AK« Freight * ...9-II A. * SteambOHt Express.. 9:53 " Ueaera Lake Passenger 9:M " Ueuera Lake Kxpross ,4:43F. M UCII WH Lake Pnssenirer .* «:57 " B. Buss, Agent. McHenry, 111 M4S0XI3 MCIIKKRY LUDOK, NO. 15S \. p. and A. M.-- Regular Communications the Saturday on or lerare the full of the IUOOII and -every two •reeks thereafter. CHA8. C. COLBT, W. M. MCKNRV CHAPTER tfo. S4 B. A. M --ttegu- ar Ceavecationa held on tlie second an,l fourth) frlda; s in each inoueh. JOHN I. STORT, H. P. States Attorney. ••** 4fae pe.nle of McHenry County-, Asa W Sitii1 11, of Dorr, heresy announces himself a candidate far the office of Stales Attorney, subject to the ratiticalion of the Republican County Convention to be holdeu ior the pur­ pose of nominating countv officers. May 3d, 1884 ANNOUNCEMENT. I hereby announce myself a caudMate for states Attorney, subject to the decision of the KC|HiMican County Convention. V • W C. P. BAUNE8. Announcement. I desire the nomination for States Attorney, by thejRepublican County Convention, and 'submit my candidacy to its decision. A. W. Youxo. ' For Circuit Clerk. 1 hereby announce mysclt us a candidate for the offlce of Circuit Clerk and Recorder, of Mc­ Henry County, subject to the decision of the Republican County Convention. W. P. MORSE y. i ForOouny Superintendent. 1 hereby announce myself as a candidate for .County Superintendent of Schools, of Mc,r Henry.County, subject to the decision of the Republican County Convention. J. A. SHKI.DON. ForCounty Superintendent. I hereby announco myself a camliilate for the office Af.Kuperinlendent ofvSchoels, subject to the decisiop of the He publican Count? Convention. HBNRY C. KABER. r- S-i: * • ; W I :: Republican Caucus. The Republican voters of the town of McHenry are reqested to meet in CAUCUS, at the Council room in the vil lage of McHenry, on Saturday the I6tii liiKt.. at 3 oVJock p. M , (or the purpose of selecting t*n delegates to represent said town in the County Convention to be held at Woodstock on 23d Inst., and to transact such other business as may coin* before paid caucus, McHenry Aug, 12th, 1884, •T. B. PKRRY. •T. W. CRISTT P. K, GRANGER. Town Committee. Greenwood Caucus. Republican voters of the town of Greenwood, are revested" to meet In Daily's Hall, over D, W. Soper's ..store on Saturday,"Aug. 16th, 1S84, at 2 o'clock p. m.. for the purpose of elect- ing eight delegate to attend the Co. convention to be held at Woodstock Aug. 23d 1884. ' ' „ , Per. Order of Town Com. The "Lotus Beds;" The Steamer "Maimle" will leave her dock at 10 o'clock on Sunday. August 17th, wtnd and weather permitting, for the "Lotus Beds," Returning, will arrive at McHenry at 6 o'clock. Fare. Round Trip. 60 cents. W. M. YAQBR, Captain. THE noise of the Threshing Machine can now be heard in the land. E. PKRKINS will please accept thanks for a basket of fine eating apple?,^Jeft ~ this office. % WM MORTON wllFTiave an Auction of one car of choice Cow*. at the village of Algonquin, on Friday next, the 15th. THIS choicest Fruits, of all kinds, at Miss Gregory's Restaurant, in Kelter's Block. f WK learn that E. Lauiphere intends opening A new Meat Market In the new •tore of h. A. Parker, at an early day. FOUND, a small sum of money, which •the owner can have by calling at this office, proving property andp^ying for this notice. o \ WE have received a copy of' the Irish World, having twelve pages, and loaded with hot shot for the Demo­ cratic camp. . MRS. E. W. HOWE bas moved her Millinery establishment into the Brick Store of Heury Colby, where she will wait on her customers for the present, .and until she can got other quarters. A. L. HOWE has a few more Pint and 3uart Milk Tickets, which he wishes ;o exchange for silver or greenbacks, i dollars worth for 90 ceufi, ur 50 •cnts worth for 40 cents. v > %j: • A. M. FRE^T has bought from his brother, J. J. Frett, the old and well known Meat Market, near the bridge and will hereafter run the same, and- keep a supply of incuts second to no market in this section. Do not forget, the Picnic oil liMtf next, for the benefit of the Catholic Church, and also the dance at River­ side Hal! in the evening. A pleasant time may be expected both day and evening, and as the cause is a good one we liope to see a good turn out. " RICHARDS A SHURTLEFV, Attorneys at Law, Beatrice. Nebraska, is th® con­ tents of a card befoce us. The first nam­ ed is Chas, L. Richards, son of Mc. D. Richardi *f Woodstock, and tiie . latter was formerly a resident of DeKalb County. They are both grad­ uates of the Union College of Law. Chicago, are young uicu of ability and energy, and «e bound to make their mark in their new Held. ' PERSONAL. - HENRY ESTABROOK, of St. Jolinsbury, Vermont, is visiting at Henry Colby^s. Miss LOVINA GRIMOLBY, IS visiting wiyi friends i;i Chicago. GEO. CUAPELL, of Chicago, is camp­ ing * Pistaqtia Like this w«s<»k. WILL SIERS, of thu Elgin Watch Factory, spent-Sunday i« this Village4 MRS. G. W. BESLEY has been spemt- Ing a week with friends in Waukegan. E. C. JEWKTT and Joel H. Johnson, of H oodstock, was on our streets on Monday. W. P. MOUSE, candidate for Circuit Clerk, was calling oh our citizens last week. "V ; r:- GEO. OWEN and wife, O. N. 0-v«N. and Miss Jennie Babbitt, of Elgin, are camping at Pistaqua Lake. C. FRED 1'RYOX and Peter liurger, of Hebron, were callers on Wednesday last. Miss MABEL THAYER, of Norwood Park, was the guest of Niss May Wight- man the past week.. * ' ' MiSS MAT aViGHTBjtK Is vlsltliig with niendsflSt^wwS^i "lliis ' week," * • ' -y'. . ; - .i; Miss LONOUX UAI;US^ of Broad- hea.1, \V i.«,. is spiMitling a few days Willi this family of llenry Colby. Miss EMMA WHITSOV. of Woodstock, and her neice.iMisp May Tliotnpso^ii, spent a few days with the editors family last week. ° J. W. LAWSON, of RiugwooJ. who has been prospecting in the Wfest the past few months, returned homo last week. MRS JTonx WIGHTMAN,- Miss Birdie Wightinan. Earl Wightman, Mr. and Mrs. G. B, Grosbeck and C. te.Traverse, iUl of Clienoa, III,. Rre Camping at Pistaqtia *^ake. V OUR citizens should remember the services to be held at til 's Universalist (Church, in. this village, on Sunday next f-t 2 o'clock, at which time the Iter. Joel Wheeler will reproduce .the ser­ mon preached by'tthn liere forty-Seven years ago. •" VVM. WATTS, who lives above Johns- burgh, done some big blackbird shoot­ ing last week He used a double barreled shot gun and bis first shot was with both barrels, killing 17 birds. Ilis second shot was also both barrels, kill­ ing 31 birds But his last shot, lvaat them all. With only one barrel he illed 57 birds. n three shots. w I 'Tha: makes 105^birds Who can beat it . As will be seen by a notice in another column. Thursday of next week, Aug. 21st, is the day set for the Annual lie- Union of the Old Settlers Association *f McHenry and Lake Counties, which will take place at Slusser's Park Ilaines- Ville. Some delay has been caused in advertising this meeting on account ef the difficult}* experienced in getting \ speaker, but we are n»w glad to be abl* to announce that Hon. Lutner Laflin MilIV. States A ttoriiey oF" Cook Sounty. and one of the finest Orators in the State, has been secured, and hot h old and young settlers can ' rest assured of a rich intellectual treat on that occasion. Remember the date, Thursday of next week. August 21st, »t Slusser's Park Tlninfsville. Death of William Green. During the past two or three yekrs the people of Ringwood have followed quite a number of our old citizens to their last resting place ; but last Sab­ bath we laid away in the grave due of our young men, just"In the morning of life. Will was a Ringwood boy in the strictest sense of the term. He was born in this village about twenty-three years ago, and his whole life has been spent here among us. We believe that every person in the community will agree with us - when we say that he had not an enemy. His remains were followed to tlie grave by a large num­ ber of his old hiends and neighbor*, and we can assure the weeping relatives that they have many to sympathize with thorn in their hour of bereave­ ment. He was a patient suflerer. For many weeks he endured the pains of disease, yet we always found him cheerful and hopeful. Everything that could be dona by loving parents, brothers and 6isters. was done to alleviate his sufler- ings, but the dread disease. Consump­ tion.claimed him atld would Dot release his claim. Thus they go, one after aiiether, one day the old, the next the young, giving us to understand that :io ag<. class or condition is exempt from the ravages ot the great destroyer, Death. COM. FOR SALE CHEAP. One set of new Heavy Double Har­ ness. Will be sold cheap if called for at once. 7 ./ " . v ' H. s, Gusooar. McHeftry, Ail*. Wto, M84. PERSONS wishing to attend the Northwestern Soldiers and Sailors Re- Union, held at Chicago, from Aug.2Gth to 29th. can purchase Excursion tickets at this Station from Aug. 23tlt. to 20th, good to return until Sept. ,lM. Price round trip $2.05. B. Buss, Agent. - "picnic. There will be a Picnic on the Mc­ Henry Driving Park, on Friday.; Aug­ ust lotli. for the benefit of he Mc- Honry Catholic church, to which- all are cordially invited There will be Cigars. Ice Cream and Lemonade for sale, Target Shootlnjr, «.tc., and besides the ladies will have a variety of articles for the occasion, lor sale 011 the ground*. In short a general good time nsay be expected. In the evening there will be a Social Dance at Riverside Hall. The public generally are cordially invited to come ont and enjwy the day in the beautiful Grove.on the Driving Park. Remember the date, Friday August 15th. SEVERAL fine Young Durham Bulls full pedigree, for Sale by John W. ftiUtHli. Will be sold reasonable. RING CULTURE. Conversation Around tho SqtJars. DIALOGUE NO. 4, Live* t lie re a man with soul so dead who never to himself has said, its nicer far to writ« a letter, in place of doing something better, than to enjoy these pleasant days, and amtise yourself in other ways. I am 110 such man, hence jt have written no communications for a long time, but de voted'myself solely and exclusively to studying the skies, that ever and anon get rather cyclonirh and demand constant watching, and could not afford to make literary hay while the sun shone. But now as there seems to be a cyclone of quite another character brewing. I descend once more into the sphere ot literature and pro­ ceed to business. 1 was so badly scared by tire de* moustrations towards mc, as stated in one of my last letters, that I have thought | t the very best kind of policy to'keep shady and let the poor worried boys, on the other side of the fence, have a quiet little time in which to purge themselves from their iniquities and get into a more quiet and peaceful frame of mind. But I regret to sty that more perjury and chicanery, and all manner of tongue wickedness have been committed by this people last week and thi i week, for the'purpose of manufacturing influence in the coming caucus than has ever been indulged in by any set of Christian gentlemen, at any time or for any reason, in the United States. Now as I said before I have kept shady and studied the skies for good and sufficient reasons, and am therefore dependent upon a good deal of hearsay, for the burden of this com- nmnication, and if 1 state anything herein, that did not occur, the fault must not be laid at my door, but at the door of those individuals who never hear tilings right, or report them twice alike. For several days there baft been no11 ced upon tiw st£jf>^ a ' ' tfrdtfilne'ht south side grocer,known as the old war horse, a collection of sad fact-d gentry, conversing in most earnest fashion, upon the situation of the political pot) and tiie infamous attempts to defeat their candidate for third terin honors. Such a gathering »f the faithful is said to take place iuiiuediatoly after the reception of the PLAINDEALKR each week. Last week they were unusually' earnest and excited In the perusal of the objectionable article, and so deep were thwir convictions of the truth conveyed therein, thilt it was with the greatest difficulty that Emery could keep them from deserting his cause and going over to the side of Comrade Morse, at least our reporter who was eavesdioppiug in the skirts of the crowd tells it so. - The man who didn't get office, said: . ^ " "Emery, it looks f>s if you was cer­ tainly elected to vacate all claims to your pleasant office, and coiiie over here and set up shop next to the Mil­ linery storft. This soldier by^ness is a hard fact lb light, especially a man with such a record, opposed only by the record of a dapper musician in the w a r * " " . - \ Y And the oldwarhorse said he'd give an interest in a grocery for a few days in return for an Interest in a faper that dared come out aud say things in behalf of Its friends, in the way the PLAINDEALISR does. But here we are, as united a band of brothers as If we had all joined the same church in our youth, and yet we have no way of send­ ing our burning eloquence around tiie county, as we ought to do, but sit here on this walk aud rage and burn with denunciations that get no farther than the sound of our individual voices, and he cast a glance of indignant appeal in the direction ©f a corpulent editor who sat calmly chewing a clove, while he rested his weary frame on the soft side of a packing box. The glauce was of no avail. The editor sat smiling and serene, while lie Uelivered himself of the following: "Boys, I don't know how it Is, but I used to think I had some principle and devotion to iny friends that would lead me to sacrifice my last quarter in their defence, but late years I hayc changed some, and I have either lost some of my principles, or ejgo I was mistaken in thinking I had any. At any rate, instead of being bound to that old saw, "honesty is the best policy," I 've come to the conclusion that if a man ha&a little policy he don't need very much honesty. Now I would defend Emery to the last, for lie is a good customer, but his bread fell on the buttered side long ago. His chances were too slim to risk any powder on, and I couldn't, out of policy, say anything against Mr. Morse, for he is too good, a man, and sure of the offlce he wants, and my policy told me to keep on the right side of him, aud I should be rewarded I11 the event of his being Circuit Clerk. Ton fellows don't make allowance enough for my present situation. It is impossible for a man of my halilts to go any slower than I do. I must not slaughter myself, if I do help kill my friends. Emery knows I would do anything in reason to help hi iff, but lie knows as well a9 I do that it is a for­ lorn hope we are liuggi;;g. and unless a cyclone actually conies along and sweeps Morse from his path, he is sure of taking the winning card in every trick. I am just worked to^a shadow aud yet I can't do Qany less than I am doing for any one. 1 really can't, and it 's no use to ask me. Things are get­ ting too shaky around me ami my ad­ vice to Emery is to keep on singing until after the caucus, and then retire as gracefully as I shall try to do, for if we dou't say anything, we shan't have anything to take back--but it 's supper time, aud I always tpake it a point to keep that style of engagement puncls tually," and he climbed down from the1 box and ambled around the corner. As he passed from sight a cloud seemed to settle over the expectant group, and every faee was full of dis- apjMHBtuient and chagrin, . Oaa of the number proposed that they try to keep up their spirits and help the cause all they could, although every, one admit­ ted that third terms were the inost un­ certain of ail terms*, and the most unde­ served, ^specially when a war worn soldier stands at the door with h'is records of scars and service. At this em'ii one begaii to muke arrangements ror departure and the harrasse.i candi­ date was beard to say vLost, lost, all is lost. If ttus sort of thing is ^oing to be established as a rule I propose to move Into the next county.** ^ Here endeth all preliminaries, 'mid I hope 1 never again will b« obliged to take notes or notice of such a feeble display. Yours for success. " "" AXOV. WAUCONDA 1>E®»RTOB I'LAINIIIC.VI.R.U :-W auconda visit- Chl- Will few Loie and Wal Bangs Ing in Iowa. Mr. McDonald and family pt caao, are at Mrs. Hammonds.' ? Who says Wauconda never' ban a game ot ball? * Frank La Rue is spending a days in Waucoivd*. Cliflord Oris wold Is home again, alter an absence of about a year and a half, he is much pleased with itis situa­ tion in Iowa and will return in a short time. The Hotel is agayi full of Chicago boarders, Jud sets an excellent table, and is making a vigorous and plaii; |v very suece«:>rul attempt to render hi's guests'com fort aiy and happy. How Frank con curv 'em! • rWe understand that parties from Nunda are to put in a tloor in the up­ per part of Mr. Swenson's bar,a and run a skating rink for a in oath or, two, Success to the enterprise. A nine, from Diamond Lake came over Friday afternoon and attempted to play ball with our artists, but tliev got beautifully left. To see them lose scores made.it seems like we was watch­ ing our own boy's actually. Diamond Lake was completely dried up. We hope to be pardoned for dis­ playing some degree of enthusiasm about this game, because It must he remembered that for the past two years or so, we have had occasion to report a good many games, until last Friday .almost without, exception, they had not been of a character that would justify any great amount, of blowing, and a* it maybe two years before another chance is oflered", we thought best tw take advantage of ir. in the evening the club gave a dance in Maiinm's llal!. It was a complete success financially and socially. GREENWOOD- Caucus on Saturday. , John Manstield Is workf^$:v- ' .$ii t tts etieese factory, - - • Did you go to the church cleaning. Institute at Woodstock this week, Mrs. McCarter at present writing is quite sick. . Ask Ora if he lost tire whip, and if Rob claimed it. Millie Garrison, who lias been visit­ ing at Elgin, returned home lafet week. Remember the Harvest Plcnte at Singer's Grove, August 14th. John Barber shippetf a car lont! of hogs la*t week. The r.ext Cemetery, Aid Satiety meets with Mrs. W, A.'"fiTaker. Mrs. Rathburn,of linflaio. is visiting with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. G. Moses. r": -- . Bert and Jim WestermAn are .among the sick in this village r' 1 ; ' John Guge <Vasca 11 ed to Dundee last Saturday On account oT sickness of re­ latives. v John Westermati Jtiui wife spent a part of vlast *veek visiting r elatives here. We said we wouldn't give .that pil­ grimage up in • Tryon's wood? - away and we won't; but remember ladies, don't go without a guide next time, lest one of you mtist necessarily loiter by the road-side. Wonder if that young man on Slough Avenue* do you know where tliatis, has succeeded in raising that mustache yet. llow is it .Mart?, Mrs. Neal, mother of Mrs. S. Smith ant' who spent la«r winter in this vil­ lage. died in Michigan a short since. Let all Republicans remembrir the caufitit 6n Saturday, Augusrl6th. SPRING caovs- EmroR I'LAivnKAj .Eii:--Are you go­ ing to attend ttie dtOice at "Baker" Patterson'*, Friday evening, the 15th Picking,cucumbers' is the order of the daj' in and around this place. Miss Ivittie White, visited with .her sister. Mrs Cora Westlake, of this place last week. Mr. and Mrs. John Belle, ot Ring- wood. was visiting their daughter. Mrs. R. Tweed, Jr., last week. Ualdeman and Neisli. have placet! a .number of hitching posts around their store for the accomodation of more teams. The hunters in this piace are getting ready for business on tiie Lake the 15th. The latest arrival in ,tewn t is a ten pound boy at the homo'of James West- lake, on Thursday,July 31st. Jim is consequently the happiest man in this part of the country, Tiie ladies of this place will hold a Church Fair at the r M. E. Church on Wednesday evening, August 27th, 1884, for tTie benefit of Rev, Baker. The following will be sold: 25 yards ef rag carpet, sold by tickets, 2 bed-quits, comfortable and various other articles. Supper will be served after and during the Fair. All are cordially invited to atteod. Tickets far tlm carpets 50 cts. Old Settlers' .. MEETING. Annual Re-Union : • OF THE OLD SETTLERS ASSOCIATION McHenry and Lake Co.'s AT SLUSSER'S FARE, Hainesville, Illinois, , Aug. 21st, 1884. ̂ Orators: V i,UTHER LAFLIN MtiLS, States Attorney of Cook County, one of the finest orators in the State. CIIAS. WHITNEY, Esq., of Wanke- gan, and HON. JAMES POLLOCK, of Milburn, will be present and address the meeting. I)R. S. F. BENNETT, aufhor of the ' Svveet By and By." will read a Poem written for .the occasion, A Good Band ot Music will b« attendance. A general invitation is extended to all to come out and help the "Old Set­ tler 's Re Une. Good accommodations for all. A Social Dniice will take place in the evening. '^ vf;: , k «L COMfTOSr, Frtt. > J. VAN SLRKTF, $ec'y. * "ALCONOUN. -, J L AIN L>E A LKRAt D. W. •Thomas' Auction Sale of a carload of Milch cows, on Wednesday of last week, cows sold 011 an average of $18.- 50 per head. Among the social events of last week was a party giving by Dr. and Mrs. Na son. on Thursday evening. There were about thirty invited guests. Tiie enter­ tainment consisted of games aud a so­ cial good time. Refreshments were served, consisting. of ice cream, cake, lemonade, fruit and nuts and to say that all had a good time would not half ex­ press it . as all can testify that lias ever attended any of Doc's party. Born* Ang. 7th. to Mis. John Gar a daughter. Mother and child are doing well. . Prof. Kingman and wife was In town on Saturday last, looking up a house to move into, He secured the upper room of Mrs. Dodd's house. Ed Balch, of Elgin, visited with relatives in toAvri a part of last week. F. lvirst, the Watch Maker, put in four very busy days here last week. His work gives good satisfaction. He will be hero again on Aug. 19th and 20th. We are informed that Jcncks put in a good mar.y scollops at the Palmer House on Saturday last. Miss Frankie Church spent Sunday with her cousin, Miss Birdie Morton. V. E. Phllp of McPherson, Kansas, is making his parents and friends a short visit. He reports abundant crops in their State, but for all that the State is going for Cleveland . A very ltvely fishing party from Batava. spent a tew days fiere. We should judge by all appearances they were out on a lark. Helm and Peter are filling up their Lumber yard. They have just purchaS' ed 200,000 feet of new Lumber, When it is all in they will have a good assort­ ment, and any one in want or Lumbar would do well to give them a <?nll. The Organ Society will give a Lawn Festival 011 Tuesday evening of this week. The proceeds will be added to theIr fund to purchase anew organ for the Congregational church. Mr. and Mrs. Sinnett are visiting with friends at ltoekford, A. Helm of (Chicago,spent Sunday hero with relatives. Mrs. Howard Phillips, has agister from Kansas, visiting with her for a shoj^T^flTts ^ihere was a Steamboat from Carpentersviile, launched here on Saturday evening lsst, a»d it started for Fox Lake on Sunday morning On a fishing excursion.- - REPUBLICAN It ALLYING SONG- WORDS AXt) MUSIC 1!V It. I>. SCOTT. [May be •nng to the nir of Battle Cry of Free­ dom]. The hosts of Itlaine ami Logan come From Oltb'e, shni> mid Kuvin, Sinsini; the loy. il snnjrsof Freemen, With those giiiml old patriotic, leaders. Kadi ft tenia (• they'll disarm, Singing the loyal songs of Freemen. atoms. F01 Blsine, then, and I.o^an, we'll .Sinjr, shout and v«te, Protection and Uiii*n shall be our key-note. While we stand upon our platform Of principles so true, Singing' the loyal son^s of Freemen. While Taminany and Tildenites • ; ; Discordant music croak, Shouting their Battle Cry, ••Disunion." We'll puBh our candidates in triumph through the couljict smoke, Singing the lo^al sonsr of Freemen. Chorus. . Raise high our conquering banner, With music fill the air, , ;j Singing the loyal songs of Freemen.. Recruit #nr ranks, form into line, ' For victory prepare, Singing tlio l«yal songs of FrceniQltji Chorus. Hiirtest Picnic. The growth of the Queen Ann Annual Harvest Festival lias been so rapid that it now ranks with, tiie most popular social institutions in the county, and requires only an announcement to at­ tract the attention of the working classes. The next Harvest Festival will take place upon the old grounds, in Michael tienger's Grove, on the 14th of August, There will be appropriate literary exercises, to commence at 11 o'clock a. m. There will be an entire re-arrangement of grounds, and ample accommodations tor all to come with their baskets well filled and enjoy a gala day with the people ot Queen Ann. A special invitation to the industrial classes of the vicinity. M. J. WHIGUT, Pres. IT. N. TOWER, Secy. Harvest Party, y At Thalen's Hall. Johnsbttrg, W;, Wednesday, Evening Aug. 20th, 18S4 Yourself and ladies are cordialy in­ vited. Music--Mudgett'a Band, Tick­ ets, 50 cents. • fi^*Three men suddenly stood on their lieads, uttering frightful shrieks, at the circus the other evening. The clown had actually gotten off a brand- new joke, aud the unexpected occur­ rence had unseated their reason. Old cirous-goefrs rose from their seats and rushed about embracing each other with emotion. One white-headed old man was carried out exclaiming: "1 always said it would happen some day. Now I am willing to die!" Many of the audience spent the night in the middle of th% streets, fearing an earthquake. --.Sa;» Francisco Post. Those Are Solid Factsi The best blood purifier and system regulator ever placed within the reach of suffering humanity, truly is Electric Bitters, inactivity of the Liver, Bili­ ousness, Jaundice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys, or any disease of the urinary organ, or who ever requires an appeti­ zer, tonic or mild stiniuiant, will always 11 nd Electric Bitters the best and only certaii^curo known. They act surely and quickly, every bottle guarranteed to give eutire satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at fifty cents a bottle by ' II ENI;Y COLBY. Spring Pigs for Sale. " undersigned has Thirty Spring Pigs which lie will sell cheap if applied for at once. WILLARD COLBT. Kejieiii?, jftif aw. iaij*. 7 Business Notice*.1 60 to Mrs. Howei'fi for MllUnory and Dressmaking. ______ Y, SMOKBRS, call for Barbfan Bros High Art." They have few equals. No trouble to show goods or auawer questions at R. Bishop's. Buy the Estey Organ if you want the best. Q, W. Owen, McHenry, Agent. City residences for sale. Apply to Asa W. Smith, Woodstock, 111. Go to Mrs. M. Schumacher's for Mill- in*ry, Dress Making and Fancy Goods. We sella 40cent wheel fan for 10 cents. BONSLKTT & STOFFEL, ^ We carry the largest line of Cloth­ ing in the market, and our prices are always as low as good goods can be sold Henry Colby. H. Colby sells the Excelsior Shirt Polish. Try it. An elegant line of corsets 50 cents and up at Henry Colby's. For good crockery, glassware and Masons fruit jars go to Bonslett & Stof- fel 's. , The Lyman Barb W i r e , both plain and galvanized,decidedly the best Wire in the market, at John I. Mory's. Black and colored Jcrsev's* goods, pnly $1.90 at Bonslett & Stoflel 's. 16Jlbs strictly pure sugar for • #1 at Bonslett & Stoflel 's, 40 inch all wool Nuns veiling 38 at Bonslett & Stoflel 's. Colored all wool buntings Jti9Bis: at Bonslett & Stoflel's, Don't forget to see the Flying.Dutch- (can, while in town, at E M Owen & Son's, The finest assortment of Bird Cages in town, at John I. Story's. Bishop's Roller Mills Flour. For Sale in Waueonda, by C. E. Jencks. Try a Sack, It cannot tall to please you. . Frank's Polish for Ladles shoes will not rub oft or soil the skirts. For sale by HENKY COLBY, Building Paper, cheap, at John I, Story's. A flue assortment of very fine Gran* into Iron Wire at John I. Story's. ia An entire new stock of shawls, jack etsand wraps at Bonslett & Stoflel 's We have just received some Jerseys. Call and see them at H. Colby's. The latest, cheapest and finest stock of gloves at Bonslett & Stoflel 's. Examine our new lawns, dress cam- brick, ginghams and prints. Bonslett A Stoflel. The latest styles and very lowest prices on parasols and far s at Bonslett & Stoflel 's. FITS All fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer, No fits after first day's use. Marvelous cures Treatise aud $2.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr, Kline, 931 Arch S!„ Phila,, Pa. "YOUR COUSIN," the finest flavored 5 cent Cigar in the county, at J. Pekov- sky's. next door to die Post Office, Eastmans patent soap for toilet and poliehlng, 7 cents a bar or 4 for 25 cts. at Bonslett & Stoflel 's. THE fluest assortment of Sewing Machines to be found in tlie'COtinty! :it O. W. Owen's. Everything in the Hardware line at bottom figures, at E. M. Howe's. Lumber Wagons, Milk Wagons, Plat­ form Spring Buggies for sale at R. Bishop's warehouse. The fluest line of Silver and Plated Ware to be found in the county, at O. W. Owen's. IF yon want anything less, thau the Estey Organ 1 can sell you one for $40 and upwards. O. WrOwKN We have just added ail elegant lin« of dress goods, which are oflered at out usual uniform low prices. Henry Colby Wheat Wanted. WANTED, at the Fox River Valley Mills, good Milling Wheat, for which the highest price in cash will be paid. & BISHOP. McHenry, 11]., April 14tb, 1881. Please remember that our stock in every department Is very complete and that our prices are always the lowest that can be made. We will not be undersold by any house in McHenry Co. Henry Colby. See our all wool men's suits, in gray, brown, and light brown, perfect fitting (tiul ail sizes, only $5,75 a suit. Very stylish young men's wool suits §5 to 20 years, at $5.00. Bonslk || SIOFFEL. NOTICE. I am ready to fill orders for Wines Jtnd Liquors by the gallon and Cigars by th» box at Chicago bottom prices. Also bottled Beer by the case. • A. SOfiNKNBCHlEN. Cary Station 111, Wheat Warted. WANTED, at the Fox River Valtoy Mill, good Milling Wheat, for which the highest price in cash will be paid. It. Uisnor. McHenry, 111., April ltth. 188.4. Drags Drags, Drags, a lot on hand, steel tooth aud must sell. For sale by R. Bishop. Bucklin's Arnica Salvo. The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises. Sores, l^cers. Silt Rheuine, Fevar Sores. Tetter, Ch.iped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup­ tions, and positive!j ' cure Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refun­ ded. Price 25 cents per box. For Sale by Henry Colby. ADVICK TO MOTHERS. Are yen disturbed at night md brok­ en of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teeth? If so, send at once and get a bottle of Mrs Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething. Its value is Incal- culaole. It will relieve the poor little suflerer immediately. "Depend opon it mothers, there is 110 mistake about it . It cures dysentery and diarrho'a, regu­ lates the stomach nnd bowels, cures wind colic, softens tiie gums, reduces inflammation and gives tone and en­ ergy to the whole system. Mrs. Wins- low Soothing Syrup for children teething is pleasant to the taste, and Is the prescription of one of the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in the United States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Frit# ceuta a botti* A Remarkable El Mrs. Mary A. Dai 1-, ofTi Pa.. Was afflicted for si* Asthma and Bronchitis, dor time the b'est physicians coiiI<df|iiil relief. Iler life was despaired < iu la«t October she procured a bu Dr. King's Sew Discovery, when diate relief was felt,and by contlliHifit its use for a short time she was roll pletely cured,gaining in flesli 50 Iba. to ' a few months. Free Trial Bottles ef ' this certain euro of all Throat and Lung Diseases at Henry Colby's Drug '•"$ Store. I,arge bottles $1.00. "jj We can now show the largest and most attractive lino of Ready-Made . js Clothing* in medium weights ever "1* brought to this market. You are asked! to examine goods and prices at Henrr -i Colby's. * Cleaning and Repairing done in tho neatest manner, by E. Lawlus. ^ CHOICE Confectionary at Miss Greg* ery's Restaurant. Kelter's Block. ^ _'T> ' ^ Wheat Wanted At the Waueonda Mills. , '2 Cash and the highest market price'" 3 will be paid for good Milling Wheat. '^3 !it the Waueonda Milh. * JONX SFENCKB. \Vaucoud;t, Aug. 5th, 1884. ,»r<2 : Farm for Sale- # < d The undersigned offers for sale trft Farm, containing 204 acres, situated: >4 one tn'le West of the village of Mc-" ^ Henry, on the Woodstock road. Good buildings, living water, plenty of small fruit, and a young bearing orchard. Is, well adapted for a stock farm. Handy ^ to Railroad Station and a Cheese Fac- tory, For terms and other particulars inquire of the uudcrsigued QU the premises. ' V.;t'•'. •/ .: Bnst'a Mlii ;jjl McHenry,vJ^.9tH f 'gH.' • <- . 5y|j ORANGES. Lemons, Apples, Berries, etc., at Miss Gregory's Restaurant,, ' ̂ Keller's Block. : House and Lot for Sal* ^ | The undersigned offers for salo tof#/' 'fj! House and Lot. situated in this village/ ^ Is finely located 011 the West side of* " j the Public Square, has considerable i small fruit,and will be sold reasonable.y'sdSl Forfurther particulars inquire of 'CSS „ E. I>. SLAFTEK. McHenry, June S'M, 1384. " - ------------ • • Screen Doors, ail complete, at John ' I.Story's. Call aud see them. <" Great Russian Remedy* ••• Russian Liniment is a sure cure fer^ t |§ Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Diphteria,.^ Toothache, Earache, Sore Throat. Sore *.^ ness of the Limbs, Tumors, Ulcers, 4 Sprains, Lame Back or Shoulders,-IT, jJ Swellings, Contraction of the Muscles, Chilblains, Inflammations (ilo matter , how long standing). In severe cases' » f? apply a cloth, moistened in the Lini-- ment, over night for three nights. It is equally as good for the horse. For- salo by all druggists. . .. ?: C. 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