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am in. Dur us pua» ftbeut lika OM day <l«-y M Mfl M June, enex' dmj day 4m' know you « rmoa do street. I doan' mean rt no man's foslin't, but I ne»n 4*" WbAJabdae llowkfr should com® io my bouso an1 ax de loan of a Mh> \ I wouldn't keep blm on de hooks tw * alf an hour for a decision. I 1 at once reply to liltn: 'Whale- de man who oaea money aimed lirb'a wife at de wash-tub to buy lot­ tery - lckets can't set no doll outer me h Wbe . a man axes my religion. I 4ou beat aroun' de buali to find out if In h; * found a ehort cut to lioaben' «>ut ! denounce myself as a Baptist an' take :ny chances by de ole road, v *? lien you think yes or no, doan' jM«l;ite to say so. Doan* be leantn.] *M)e v ay one day an' some odder way on tl i! nex'. De man who kuows whar to fl il you won't won't go away mad, •hoi if you decide ag'in him. Our Haat 3l Shin am one day gwine to be mat* cman an' on de nex1 no's gwine to «*pei t saloon wid a gilded ceiiin1. One lay} ou will flud him a Methodist an' io o< x* you will see him devourin' a j Unlvcrsalist sermon. Meet him in de m« in' an' he am a feroshus Republi-, «M •otch him in the arternoon au' he Am y iod Dimocrat. ••fc.! plumb up an' down. If you am IDt ci beln' bad, don' let do purleece stall rou oft. If you like a man, tell ttiu : e kin hay do use of your snow* •hoT< l all Summer. If you can't hoe | mfr. wid hiui, ax him to buy out or sell Wt nn' take some odder cow<patb. Do *ob ly man am a pusson to be shun- Mod Try In' to do bisness wld him am ^Slak wasted aod labor frown away."-- Jirohtr Gardner, in Detroit iVee JB*. s. 1 M&7 CheiTy Pectoral HA8 8TrtUCK H,CH prices, Given Away • h- . . • %* •*, ' , *i . S*? 1*4 Jtl. Jd * aiftlu No otlisreoeaplalnts am ao lnsldloos In tMr attack as theaeapfecUng the throat and luapt BOM ao trifled with by the majority of ye. TH® ordinary «0QRtk or ooid, tmiMv fwrn * tlifllnp rtr 1Mb. posurs, is often but the beginning of a fatal •Inltm-- AYSR'S Cuut Pictoau " well proven its cftcaey la a forty yew* ight with throat and long diseases, aod sbould be taken la all oases without dqlay. A Tesrtblo Cough Conl. " la 1MTI tank a sew* ooid, which slfeeWU nyhutM. I had aterrible coughjuid p«*d aightaftar Bight without sleep. The doctor* ganme upTl tried AYKa's CHKR*TP*C- TOSAL which nHmd my lungs, Induced sleep, and afforded me the r*t neeesaary for tn« roootery of my strength. By the continued use of the PECTOBAI. a perma­ nent cure was effected. I am now « yeaia ohl, hale and hearty, and am satisfied yo«* CBE&av PXCTOKAL aavodroe. HORACE FA1RBB0THBB." Boclungham, \U, July 15,188S. Croup.--A Mother's XHIwita. «' While in the country last winter my HttlS boy, three years old, vas taken ill with croup; It seemed as if be wouUl die front strangu­ lation. One of the family suggested tlie use of AVER'S CHEKRV PECTORAL, a bottle of which was always kept in the nouse. This was tried in small and frequent doses, and to our delight in less than half an hour the little patient was breathing easily. The doc­ tor said that the CHERRY PECTORAL had saved my darling's life. Can you wonder at our gratitude? Sincerely yours, MRS. EMMA TITDM." 15© West 128th St., Mew York, May 16, IMS. • I have used AYER'S CHERRY PFCTORAI. la my family for several years, and do not hesitate to pronouuoe it the most effectual remedy for coughs and colds we hare erer tried. A. J. CRAN*." Liake Crystal, Minn^ March 13, 1882. •• I suffered for eight years from Bronchitis, and after trying many remedies with no sue- MSS, I was cured by the use of AYER'S CHER­ RY PECTORAL. JOSEPH WALDU. Bylialia, Miss., April 5,1882. 5-vX* 11 cannot say enough in praise of Am'l , Delie " ng si from lung troubles. K- BRAODO*. elieving as I <o thM but for Its use 1 should long since hate disd CBRRRT PECTORAL, ' S ^ ^ jTThe sudden and remarkable ^io«vth of the roller skating pastime las < reated a constantly Increasing de Inar.'i tor a oertalu size of box-wood tor rollers, aod where eighteen mouths ligs »ton of three-inch wood brought $88 t is now impossible to buy a ton |or £120. The price has trebled in less . that a year. At the present rate of |M>M imptlon the world will be prac. (<oa :y exhausted ot Its box-wood In jeat'han twelve months unless some •qm.*ly cheap and durable substitute lafo ind to take its place. Box-wood |l*»t iu Persia and Turkey, is of rery liM growth, and in its native country irtrl igent timber laws restrict 1&Q de­ pict ion of the growing trees- Roller •kate manufacturers have tried rubber, oelh'loid, vulcanized fibers and com V«*d paper as a substitute for box- %reo.I rollers, but for one reason er ano'her they have proved unsatlsfae* #ory. Dog-wood, apple, pepperidge 2aur 1 and lignumvitse have already )bee: tried by tbe skate manufacturers, but i hey have all been rejected, and kieti ing has yet been found which •Hr aspects Is as good for tbe MS I ox-wood. Palestine, Texas, April 22, 1882. Ko ease of an affection of tha throat exists which cannot be greatly related by the we of AYER'S CHERRY PECTOBAI* It will altcayt curt when the not already beyond the oontrol of i IUTARXD AR Dr. J. C . Ayer&Co., Lowtll, I gold by all Druggists. To all my friends and the public in general. I take this op­ portunity of wishing you a happy and pronperous New Year. I am pleased to announce that I nave made arrangements to occupy two columns of the PLAIXDEALER for the year 1885, through which to inform^the public, than I am again a candidate for their favors and patronage, I appreciate your trade and hope that by honest, squarl dealing, and unifor«u low prices to, in a measure, merit a continuance of the same, assuring you that I shall at all times have on sale one of the largest and most car^jy^a^pted atock of Uoufe*. tii many fkgsrtaeltta Ism offering for cash buyers. « * ever showu in this very great bargains for cash buyers fir ' * ! To Biiers and Contractors, [I The McHenry Brick Manufacturing Cwapany are now ready to supply Brick in anan tittea FROM SMALL LOTS -TO- I Their Brick ar# second tomme to befbntWl ta the market, and wilt be told at the lowest market price. Persons intending to build, or those handling brick, will do well U> call and see us before purchasing. We in Tits an examination tad comparison any Brick made ia the Northwest. For I farther information apply to or address In 1'^ ̂ For Sale or Bent Ttm Brick 8tere opposite the Parker Boris, formerly occupied by O. W. £e**iy as a drug store. Is offered for aale or rent. Will be sold on long time orri uted on reasonable ferns. Apply ft*. B. GILBERT. Wert McHenry, HOT. Sth, ISSi. ABVIOM TO MOTH E*8, Aie you disturbed at night and brok- ea«rl your rest by a sick child suffering | aad erylng with pain of cutting teeth f ifai .sena at once and get a bottle of Jfiar WInslow's Soothing Syrup for dilkiren teething. Its value is Sncal- ] eolaole. It will relieve the poor little aufk>rer immediately. Depend upon it I Mothers, there Is no mistake about it. | It cores dysentery and diarrhoea, regu- iates the stomach and bowels, cures1 Wlu«l colic, softens the gums, reduces xafkiinlkiatlon and gives tone and en-1 ergv to the whole system. Mrs. Wins- i lew Soothing 8yrup for children teetuing Is pleasant to the taste, and ; Is tl. i prescription of one of tbe oldest best female physicians and nurses for sale by tbe world. McHENRY BRIOK Mannlactariiig Co. I McHenry, III., Jane 11th, 1864.. COTODlet«d finds us with the largest stock of Clothing we haye ever bad in January, to reduce it as much as pos­ sible before springy I*hall continue to oft# without reserve at 30 per cent discount for cash. SHOES. In thk» department we have several lines which I dibire to close out and have consequently marked at cost and below according to stales and sizes, ana can give you some splendid bargains for cash. Our regular line will as usuri, be found the largest and most complete in this market and** heretofore sold on veryjclose mar­ gin8- " ** ^2 V ^ '•voonda,. ill. . »« w kre prepared to Show you a large stodc of Seasonable Cood Attractiye, De8irable in Quality, Quautitj and Price. Our .Dress I Is Unsurpassed. Ik DOMESTICS, we have more than we know, what to do with, hence have adopted the plan of almost giving them awav. It works nicely, and pleases our customers. Gloves, Hosiery, Notions and Ifofelties, a carload. Underwear and furnishing; Goodie In great variety. t^**In fact we have a store full ot Dry Goods, Taney Goods, and Notion!, and shall let none of our competitors walk away with us on low priees. We invite inspection. Printers' ink will not show our stock. Groceries, Groceries, A full line, and prices that cannot fail to please. |5F~No trouble to show goods; w H T„ T COLDINC BROTHERS. Wauconda, III., Jan. 9Sth, lMSw business at home requiring store of attention, I hate deeioed to atop CMS vast... tor Sewing machines, and In place thereof 2rcL H.ac buyers te come to Store where I can show nan a IUJB VsriHy sf HaeU&M iJrihw«t ^ '* uf ether store in tbe My Plan ie This: For every Ten Sewing Maehines sold, I will G I V E A W A Y A Ladles Gold Watch, In the following manner: I will allow soma disinterested party to take ten plain envel­ opes in nine of which they will place blank cards, and in the tenth one a card oa which will be written WATCH. As each maeUae is sold the purchaser will he allowed te ekoese one of these sealed envelopes, on which they will write their name. As soon -an*-- ten machines are sold, the envelope shrill be opened m the presence of the purchasers and the Watch given to the In iky holder. . If sou want a New American So. 7, Crown, poniestic. Diamond. Davis, Gldredge, House, hold, Howe Improved, MeW York, Springfield, St. John. Singer, White, Wheeler & Wilson Ko. 8, call at my store, try the osaehiae. aad 1 am t>u re I can please you In price, and besides give you a chance to get a Ooid Watch. O. W. OWEN. McHenry, Nov. SSth, 1884 PRICE BROTHERS, WAUCONDA, ILL. il^have Jiu^t received fi'pa the city a Large Stock of Goods Suitable for the season, including choice Novelties'not to be found elsewhere. We have a very full assortment of . ^ , Dress Goods, Shawls, Cloakings, Underwear, Housekeeper's Goooda. . jft||d in short everything usually found in a General Store, which we otfer at moderate prioil.- The Celebrated JOHN B. BL Store two doors north of Perry & Owen's,. Would respoctfully inform the public that his store is ftill of |rT hich will be sold at the ,.4: 1 |Lowest Prices As you will see by notice else- I where, and will not be UNDER­ SOLD by any house in McHenry or McHenry County. UNDERTAKING. OOFFINS AND CASKETS, Always on hand. I keep a Hearse of my own which will be furnished at the most reasonable rate*.. * J. B. BLAKE. Groceries, Groceries. I am confident we can show as fine and complete a line of staple and fancy Giqoeriea aa ever offered for sale in McHenry, many goods) in this departnent are < cheaper than they have been for 20 years. "THE OLD FOLKS AT BOMB." "White Seal in (tie United States, aod Is all druasftU threughout frb-i 36 cents a bettie. NOW READY. Itftving recently thoroughly re- tticd the Greenwood Mill by The New York Board of Health estimates that 30,000 lives have been destroyed by the explosive qualities of Petroleum. If every household should adopt tha White Seal Oil tar family use, none of these unfortunate ac­ cidents weahl occur. put ling in a new cleaning machine White Seal Burning Oil new twits, and giving the ma-1 O giving tbe ma ehinery a general overhauling, • we are now better than ever pre- pai ed to de all kinds of custom grinding. We make a specialty ot buckwheat and Feed grinding, every day in the wees. TOLES & SON •tern jreed, 11L, Nor. ft, IBM M-it-tf J. P. SMITH, WATCHMAKER § JEVEL1B, McHenry, • Illinois. jtoT'tig moved into my new store, one door Jft'st of Mrs. Searles' Millinery Store I as how prepared te show to the burin* public as fine a stock oI Wctchss, Clocks, Jewdry. Sllvsr sad Plstsd Ware, 4C«aa bo found in the county, which I offer at prices that cannot be beat. The tnest line of Finger Rings, _4tor seen in this section, f &.lso Agent fori MM I opular IrvHomi SsvingKaeUu. A^iae Stock of jBHOlCX COHFECnOKXKY. An> CIGAB8- Always on hand. VOall in,examine foods •SHI t iara priees. Remember 1 will not be luaierseiu, qaaUtyof geods aeuMered. J. P. SMITH. luscwy* mjoet. u, MM. Has none of the defects usually found la common Oils. It cannot be exploded, does not char the wick, will not smoke, emits no offensive odor, and prevents the breaking of chimneys. I White Seal Burning Oil Is a rich Oil for Illuminating pnrpoies, it Is as light in color as pure spring water. It gives a strong, steady light and burns much longei than common Oils, if this Oil is not sola il your vicinity, send j»ur oidor direct to us for [ a barrel or a case containing two flvegallee I cans. BROOKS OIL CO. | f § Euclid Ave., Cleveland, 0. 1114 and 116 South Street, flew Terk> PATENTS. INVENTORS* «"><! model or sketc ur Invention, when I will make careful . I Ilminary examination,and report as te patent­ ability, with advice, circulars, etc., free oj Charge. Alt business before U. S. Patent office attended to for moderate rates. Information and references senton application. No charge unless pa lent is secured. X B. LITTELL, Washington, D. 0. Directly opposite IJ. h. Patent Office. Tftfrdepartment is unusually complete special attention is called, to our Black Dress Silks which are offered at extremely low prices; we also have a fine line of Cashmeres in colors and Black Ottomans, Dress Flannels, Velvets and many other Drew Goods lit prices within the reach of all. The largest stock in Town; we buy them direct from the manu tacturers and will sell extrmely Tow for cash. W*«lwa$s<h*ve tha laUst style* and low pric*!* Important to Ruptured Persons The Excelsior Rupture Cure M'f'g Co., ot Ogdensburg, S. Y.. guarantee to cure any case of reducible Herila with their Remedies. THE RUPTURE PLASTER AKD HEALING COM LOTOD. This treatment is endorsed by our best Doctors', DiuKgists, and the general pablic. Send 6cta for free book on Rupture or ~~*iyour druggist for the Remedy- TOTF0L Hews tor Boys snA QMalt J Toting and Old! I A HEW US. naraot just pstentsd for tkm, for Borne use I frnt snil flr• nil rsslns. Tuiiilaa '..iswsr* Ssad e osato tor UWasaab BROW*, bndn .»vl A large line of Ladies and Gentlemen's Underwear in Scarlet anc White Medium and fine quality many lots are now offered for cash at less than we pud for them at the mills where ihey were manu factured, during our invoicing we have found many odds and ends to keep oar stock clean we wish to close out these remnants of lots and pieces, and in many instances you can purchase some for less than one half the original cost of production. Yor example we now have a few doaen white WOOL HOSE, former price 50 cents, we are closing them out at 10 cents a j>air, and many otner articles orrespom ingly cheap, again ^ thanking manv friends for the very cberal patronage we naye recieyed during the past and soliciting our continued favora. I remain your obedient servant. Riverside Block, McHenry, 11], JohlfHelm, e Best in the market, and every pair warranted. oves said Mittens* & Full Grocery Dtepartment Is complete. Call and see us. Wauconda, 111.. No?. 17th, 1884. PRICE BRO& Bonslett & StolFel, W1SI McHIBBY. OFFER GREAT BARGAINS IN Cloaks, Overcoats, Blankets CAPS, YARNS, KITTENS, GLOVES, VESTS, Hoslsry, Hoods, Kubiu, Scarb, Shirts, Swvm Algonquin, :4 DBALKB U» «rcrwtl0| ttWTtS, In short, we keep everything in the above mentioned lines, which we are offe: ing to the buy­ ing public as cheap as any ether house in this section. Oall and §ee JOBBING & REPAIRING, PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. JOHN HELBT. Algonquin, Feb. 18, 1886, lips Blanksta, Robes, Arctics, Wool Wool U&od Boots, Subbor Boots. t rXf fX>BRWB Of ALL DESCRIPTION. Bonslett Ac Stoflel. West McHenry, 111., March 24,18Si. F. G. M A Y DEALER IN Ready-Made Clothing Staple Dry Goods, Invites an inspection ol his stoc lowest prices for cash, fiemetub Centerville Store. McHenry, 111., June 10,18JMU , all ot which will be sold at the good goods at fair Prices at < he F. G. MAYE8. WM. H COWLIN [BUOOKSSOB TO U. H. CLOTHIBB] U. 8. WAR CLAIM SOLICITOR AND ATTORNEY. ALSO NOTARY PUBLIC. Prosecutes pension or any other claim* against the government, relating to the late, or former wai«. Complicated cases and re- jected claims made a specialty. If stamps are enclosed for reply, all communications Will be promptly answered. Office at SeaidanM, XADS0H ST., WOODSTOCK, ILL. References by permission ns regards char* aeter, business ability, reliability, Ac., Ao : Gen. John A. Logan, U. S. Senator, Ctucage, Illinois. Gen. J,C. Smith, State Treasurer ef Illinois. Hon. R Ell wood, M. O. 6th III. Dlst., Syc­ amore, 111. Ron. John C. 8 her win, ex-M. C. 6th III. Dist., Aurora, 111 Hon. A. M. Jones, U. S. Marshal, Chicago, 111 Col. Jas. A. Sexton, Pres. Union ^Veteran Club. Chicago, 111. Jesse A. Baldwin, Ass't 17. S. Attorney, Ohl. cago. 111. Messrs. Selz, Schwab A Oa, Wholesale Boot and Shoe Dealers. Chicago, IlL Also hundreds of .county aad home refaren. ces. PIOTS P. HAUPERISCH, MoHenry, lllinola, Wault Inform tbe farmers of McHenry aad surrounding country that ho is prepared to sell them a FIRST-CLASS PLOW, And warrant thesame.at a lower price than «an be purchased elsewhere in the couaty. Cutters, Cutters t hare just received a number of Cutters, t&at tor style and finish cannot be beat. Oall %ad a *e them. All alnds of BLACOmiTBUtQ, VAGO It and I ARR1AQM work promptly attended at saa tad I tKPAIB ITS G, kinds on short netice. *»*Give ns a sau *nd we will please you both ia qaaiity rice of work. P. HAUPERICH. Mellanry, 111., Oct. 7th, 188*. vt.,i IJSW. ^LA « -