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fc k, wttvn. hotUrj wlth ooarM knots in it larger titan * (Ma off all hts old clothes for iltik dogs and then tell hiio the morning paper at the Wf the pile, and don't have •lore than a dosen different places iuf iiio uuiiOn-iiuOk. I>on*t communicate unpleasant news •t ask a favor before eating. The heart Is not easily touched when the Stomach Is empty. Don't gather up all hie receipts and notca that he has put carefully away on the sitting room table--and tuck them in the tire the moment his back Is turned. Don't leave hair in the comb, or your neck curl? where they will stick |0 the hair-brush. Don't put a long hair on the soap or Is his tooth-brush purposely. Don,t ever tell a man he has pretty legs. Men who have been known to bear up under facial com pi I me n taXai 1 completely when* they realise their legs are noticeably good Don't, put pins in your curl papers or !*t your crimping pins dangle on your forehead. They are abominations, and feminine implements of warfare that men despise. Don't waste your breath in useless Vituperation against his favorite chum. Cultivate the chum--ostensl bly---when your husband Is not around, and matters will assume a different aspect. Don't monopolize every hook In the -eloset. Graciously tende< him crie nail for his very own--and then, in mercy, bang your "Mother Hubbard," your pelerine, your shopping bag and your bonnet In some other place. Don't be unreasonab'y vexed If he Is not ready for church as soon as you are. If he doesn't start to get ready till the bell begins to ring you mustn't expect the same result as with yourself, who had the whole mornirg before you. Don't tell a man he is good looking. Some other wo-nan probably will some time, and in that case he won't know that her opinion concurs with yours. He carries a pocket hand glass now, and he wl.l shortly become,, addicted to perjamas. ' Don't ask him where he has been the moment he enters the house, or where lie Is going if he starts out for a walk before breakfast. It nettles him, and men hate to have such pointed questions sprung upon them. Besides that we live under a tree flag. Don't impose upon your husband Just because he is good enough to assist you a little in your housework. Don't leave the stove-haiulle In the red-hot stove, and dou't ask fiim to empty the aah hod. Draw a Un* on the ash bod and don't run a free horse to death. Don't ask him to walk the floor with t|ie baby half the night. A man who tramps industriously around a billiard table three nights in the week, or buys an admission ticket to the opera, can't be expected to be on duty at home the other three nights. Have mercy on him, and give the man a chance to racuperate. " > Don't disturb your husband while be Is reading his morning or evening paper, by asking foolish questions. He may be only reading the latest •candal or divorce suit, but he-is just as much Interested as though it was foreign news or market reports. Be patient, and when he comes across any­ thing he thinks you "can comprehend perhaps he may read it to you. Don't be inexplicit In giving direc­ tions. When you ask him to go up stairs for your portemonnale, tell him l| Is either on the table, or in the • further corner of the left haud side of tbe upper burearf drawer, or In the pocket of your brown dress In the eloeot. < He will have no trouble in finding It--if you can tell him just where It Is, especially tho pocket.-- Berate* E . jglf Alit» DESCRIPTIONS. ^ FUR and CLOTH CAPS, BLANKETS, ROBES. S A Full Lineof Gloves and Kittens, Warn Lined Shots and Onrsbow, FELT BOOTS AND OVERS, ill sizes and grades. Liberal discounts on the above tor the next s two weeks. Our .arge Spring Stock of oes, Hats and Caps, Just arriving. 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