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"• • ~X J. Ctatm make* oath that be ia t&« pMftMv of til* firm Of F. J. Ckkxey A _Ju, doing baidBMB In the City of Toledo, Ooun- tjr and 8t»t» mtartmrnid, *nd that eaid firm will pay the turn Of ONK HUNDRED 1X1LXAKS for «»eh and awry c*«® of Catarrh that canaot. b« cored by the bm of Haix'b Catarrh Cpke. Sf A - FRANK J. CBENEY. • ; fiwom to before me and subscribed fn my fteaenoe, thia 6th day of December, A. D., 1886. ' --i A.W. GLEASON, f Hotary Public. - , Hall's Catarrti Car* la taken internally, and . ifUdJre ctly upon the blood a&d mucna surfaces / ,•» the system. Bend for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., "lioledo. Ohio. .jKTSold by druggiata, 75 cents. , T " T HE height of an olive tree is usually Vtentyleet, bnt it is sometimes as high as fifty feet, and it reaches an almost fabu­ lous oce. One lately destroyed at Beau- lieu had a recorded age of five centuries, and it was thirty-six feet in circumfer­ ence. The o'ive tree is exceedingly pro­ lific under cultivation; the fruit yields fcbont seventy per cent, of its weight (ex­ clusive of kernel) in oil. It ly is Raid to produce 33,000,000 nnd France 7,000.00 > . gallons of oil annunlly. The tree does aot vegetate readily beyond 2,000 feet al­ titude, or 45 degrees of latitude. yf The Fride of His Class. |&-^Be was a bright, handsome boy of sixteen, i;- Wnny-tempered. brilliant, and engaging, the delight of his purents. the joy or his home, and the pride of his class>I But a Mhudow fell across his bright prospects. It beffaui*with a ttilliug coujrh; soon camo preoaotaitious of consumption, his strength tailed, hie, cheeks grew hollow. and ho seemed doomed to an early grave. Then a . friend udvieoil t>r. i ierce's Golden Medic.il Discovery. Retried it and was saved. Health and strength returned, his cheerful voico itanK out Htiain across tho school plav- ground, his cheeks a rain grew rosy, his eves bright. He is still "the pride of his •loss." and he graduates this year with bighect honors. Chronic N;is,al Catarrh positively cured ttyr Dr. IS age's Catarrh ltem^dy. 50 ccnts, Itjf druggists. ' ' Bridgton, Me., has at least one ab- : jiknt-minded citizen. He met with an ac­ cident and was confined to the house for several weeks, but forgot entirely that he field nn accidont policy entitling him to 925 a week. f What Everybody Says must be true, and the universal verdict ol those who have used Ribband's Rheumatic Hyrup and Strengthening Plasters is that there is nu doubt of their curative quali­ ties. E. Larzolere, agent M. C. B. R., Al­ bion, Mich., says "he was cured of Bright'* disease" by the use of Hibbard's Rheumatio Syrup. Mrs. 5t. E. Jones. Prairie City. Iowa, •ays: "For time vears I have been afflicted with inflammatory rheumatism and kidney m a&d liver troubles. I have taken Hibbard's Bheumntie Syrup and applied th- ir Plas­ ters over my stomfich and am entirely cured. It is the tire ate at remedy that I have ever UBed." . Fiist ask your drujrelst; should ho not keep it. we will send on receipt of price, $1 per bottlj or six for $5. Rheumatic Syrup Ca. Jackson. Mich. '"if (' f' The gre»t contest between'tea and cof­ fee, as to which i* to be the universal beverage, is gradually leaning to tea. As long bick as the memory of man goes "cold tea" has alw ys had the call. .Newfi About Town. „ix--It ia the current report about town that Hemp'h Balsam for the Throat and Lungs is IRaking some remarkable cures with people are troubled with Coughs. Sore Throat. Asthma, Bronchitis and Consumption. Any druggist will give you a trial bottle free of Set. It is guaranteed to relieve and care, le Large Bottles are 50c and $1/ Miss Ox>af Krarer, an Esquimanx, III the first woman of her race to come forward as a public lecturer. She speaks English with remarkable accuracy. Hir Itoight is only thiee feet four inches. Lnve l-eturs tre always interesting, but the Love-Let-r Content advertised in this issue will -fNrove particularly so to our reader*. The nublNher of Chimney Cobnek is thoroujrh- tf reliable, and our subscribers need not .kesitate in replying to his advertisement. *>• Bronchitis Is cured by frequent small ' woaea of Fleo's Cure for Consumption. f^T^r~^:OLDEST and best--"Tansill's Punch"Cigar Sh*~- « is-,' A Cures Promptly and Pkkmanently RHEXJ1VI JRlT I &as. • Lumbago, Headache. Toothache, N E U R A L G I A , Sore Throat, Swellings, Frost-bites, S C I A T I C A , Sprain*, Bruise*, Burns, Scalds* THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltimore. Ml V'Y a v• ENJOYS Both the method ami results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts Esntly yet promptly on the Kidneys, iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels colds, head­ aches and"fevers and cures habitual constipation. • Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste ana ac­ ceptable to tho stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com­ mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 60c and $1 bottles by all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist "who may not have it on hand will •pro­ cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIB snap COL SAN FRAKGISOO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. Kf. HEW 10RK, N.Y. pension without delay, put your claim In the hand* EM, Attorney, MOTHERS' FRIENIT GHSHILD BIRTHEISI IF USED BKFQBB CONFINEMENT. Book to "Mothers'* MailxdsFrse. UtitrlKLD REG I I.ATOIi Co., •.J. Bold by ALL Duuuqists. Baw Ht Sold IUImb Haadrad Copies mt the Detroit r w Press in One Da|« Here is a story of Thomas A. Edison told by George Parsons Lathorp in Harper's, in which lie figures as a news­ boy. . "At the beginning of the civil war," laid Mr. Edison; "I was slaving late and early, at selling papers; bnt to tell the truth, I was not making a fortune. I worked on so small a margin that I had to be mighty careful not to overload myself with papers I couldn't selL On the other hand, . I could not afford to carry so few that I should find myself sold out long before the end of the trip. To enable myself to hit the happy mean, I formed a plan which turned out admirably. I made a friend of one of the compositors in the Free Press office, and persuaded him to show me every day a 'galley proof,' of the most important news article. From a study of its headlines I soon learned to guage the value of the day's news and its selling capacity, so that I could form a tolerably correct estimate of the number of papers I should need. As a rule, I oould dispose of about two hun­ dred: but if there was any special news from the seat of war, the sale ran up to 300 or over. Well, one day my oom- positor brought me a proof slip of* which nearly the whole was taken up with a gigantic display head. It was the first report of the battleof Pittsburgh Land­ ing--afterward called Shiioh, you know --and it gave the number of killed and wounded as 60,000 men! "I grasped the situation at once. Here was a chance for enormous sales, if only the people along the line could know what had happened; if only they could see the proof slip I was then read­ ing ! Suddenly an idea occurred to me. I rushed off to the telegraph operator and gravely made a proposition to him, which he received just as gravely. He, on his part, was to wire to each of the principal stations on our route, asking the station-master to chalk upon the back of the bulletin board--used for an­ nouncing the times or arrival and de­ parture of trains--the news of the great battle, with its accompanying slaughter. This he was to do at once; while I agreed in return, to supply him 'free, gratis, for nothing,' a Harper's Weekly, a Harper's Monthly, and a daily even­ ing paper during the next six months from that date. "This bargain struck, I began to be­ think me how I was to gat enough pa­ pers to make the grand coup I intended. I had very little cash, and, I feared, still less credit. I went to the Super­ intendent of the de'ivery department and proffered a modest request for 1,000 copies of the F^ee Press on trust But I was not much surprised when my re­ quest was curtly and gruffly refused. In those days, though, I was a pretty cheeky boy, and I felt desperate, for I saw a small fortune in prospect if my telegraph operator had kept his word-- a point on which I was a trifle doubtful. Nerving myself for a great stroke, I marched upstairs into the office of Wil­ bur F. Storey himself, and asked to see him. A few minutes later I was shown in to him. I told him who I was, and that I wanted 1,500 copies of the papier on credit. The tall, thin, dark-eyed, ascetic-looking man stared at me for a moment, and then scratched a few words on a slip of paper. 'Take that down stairs,' said he 'and you will get what you want.' And so I did. Then I felt "happier than I have ever felt since. "I took my 1,500 papers, got three boys to help me fold them, and mounted the train, ail agog to find out whether the telegraph operator had kept his word. At the town where our first stop was made, I usually sold two pa­ pers. As the train swung into that sta­ tion I looked ahead, and thought there must be a riot going on. A big crowd filled the platform, and as the train drew up I began to realize that they wanted my papers. Befox-e we left i had sold a hundred or two at five cents apiece. At the next station the place was fairly black with people. I raised the ante, and sold 300 papers at ten cents each. So it went on until Port Huron was reached. Then I trans­ ferred my remaining stock to the wagon which always waited for me there, hired a small boy to sit on the pile oi papers in the back of the wagon, so as to discount any pilfering, and sold out •very paper I had at a quarter of a dol­ lar or more per copy. I remember; I passed a church full of worshippers,' asd stopped to yell out my news. In tefi seconds there was not a soul left in meeting. All of them, including the parson, were clustered around me^ bid­ ding against each other for copies of the precious paper. f ^ "You can understand why it struck me then that telegraph must be about the best thing going, for it was the tele­ graphic notices on the bulletin boawl that had done the trick. I determined at once to become a telegraph operator. But if it hadn't been for Wilbur F. Storey, I should never have fully ap­ preciated the wonders of electrical sci­ ence." . _____ A Lucky Accident. A Secret Service detective tells the following story: It was one thing to catch a counterfeiter and another to get hold of his plates. To arrest and imprison a shover of. the queer was getting rid of a dangerous man, to be sure, but yet the gang could replace hint within twenty-four hours. The engravers were the real crimi­ nals. It was better to capture one of them than to run in a half-dozen of the fellows who simply put the stuff into circulation. In 1861 there appeared a counterfeit ten-dollar treasury note so well exe­ cuted as to deceive several bank cash­ iers in St. Loute. The notes, according to the information we got, were printed in that city, and I was one ol the three detectives detailed to proceed to that city and leave no stone un­ turned to bring the offenders to justice. We had pointers from two or three chaps who had been run down and placed behind the bars, and while we did not succeed in laying hands on the men we wanted, the trail got so hot that we decided to leave St. Louis for Chicago. I was at the depot one morning on a little errand of my own, when a finely dressed woman about 30 years old drove up alone in a hack. I stood at her elbow when Bhe purchased a ticket for Chicago, but it was more from acci­ dent than design. She carried a reti­ cule in her hand, and so far as any one could judge she was calm and collected, and knew just what to do without ask­ ing a question. She was leaving the ticket window when a man who was carrying a cane under his arm whirled around and th& point of the stick struck her in the arm. She screamed out with pain, and after a moment fainted away. Two or three of us carried her into the ladies' sitting room, and it bappened that I picked np the reticule, which fallen from her hands as she *ent Its iweigbt aroused my suspi- and while the others were sur­ rounding this lady I got a peep into the bag, which was not locked. It con­ tained the two plates on which H"* dstogerous counterfeit was printed. A stranger, who seemed to be greatly ex­ cited over the accident, and who ad­ vised the lady in a whisper to get aboard the train as quickly as possible, was taken into custody, and turned out to be her husband. He was the en­ graver of the plates, and she was the one who was to get them to Chicago. They were taken to police headquarters in a hack and within two hours three other arrests had been made and the gang broken up. ^ s ;y v An Unexpected Deteetlyi* Col. Snodgrass, of Houston, Tex., stepped into a street car one day, and .was heartily greeted by his friend, Judge Pennybunker, a cynical old bachelor. Snodgrass was <on Ins way home to dinner. He invited Pennybunker to dine with him. The other passenger in the car was a lady closely veiled. After conversing on the Russian influenza and other topics of the day, Judge Pennybunker, casting a glance at the veiled lady, re­ marked : "Do yon see that fashionably dressed l&dy in the other end of the car?" "Well, what about her? She has a tolerable good figure, but I expect it's padded,r replied Snodgras«L "Don't she remind you of an Indian?" "How so? . "All fashionable ladies remind me of Indians," remarked Pennybunker. "But in what way?" "In the first place, there is an out­ ward resemblance between the two. "Well, explain yourself." "The Indian," said, Pennybunker, looking at the lady in the car, "loves finery and loud colors. The more rainbow colors an Indian can hang on his person the happier he is. It is the same with a woman." "That's a fact. I never thought of that," "Then, again," continued Penny­ bunker, "an Indian paints his face. So does a woman." "Correct you are. At least my wife does," said Snodgrass. "Indians scalp their viotims. Women snatch them bald-nea<led. Bight you are, Pennybunker." •" "Indians can't take care of them­ selves. They have to be provided with rations and everything else they need, and if they don't get what they want they go on the war path. They don't differ any in that respect from women." "That's just the kind of a wife I've got," corroborated Snodgrass. "Women love sugar and candy. So do Indians." Snodgrass winked, and looked at the lady in the car. She was eating cara­ mels. "Indians," continued Pennybunker, "wear feathers on their heads, and women wear whole bi rds." . The lady in the end of the car must have heard them, for the bird in her hat fluttered with indignation. Indians can't vote, and neither pan women, and both are vindictive and un­ forgiving." The car was now in front of the Snodgrass mansion, and Pennybunker having accepted Snodgrass' invitation to dine, they signalled to the driver, and both stood up to get out. So did the veiled lady. She threw back her veil and glanced at the two friends. She had overheard every word. "My wife!" gasped Snodgrass. "I believe I'll not get out," said Pennybunker, sitting down again. The car went on.--Alex. Sweet, in Neic York Mercury. Where He Could Learn. He was a gay young man, aud as he stood around the depot his fancy dress caught the eyes of several, and in a few moments quite a crowd gathered about him. "So you're goin' off to school ?" asked one of them, who was evidently an ac­ quaintance. "Yes," was the reply. "What are you goin' to study?" "Pharmacy,'* was the lofty answer. "His reply caught the ears of an old granger standing at hand, who ap­ proached and asked: "So ye air gwine to er fajrmacy, air yon ?" 7 "Yes, that is what I said." "Young man," began the farmer, re­ flectively, "what air it gwine ter cost you ?" "Four or five hundred dollars." "Well, youngster, I kin save ye all o: that, an' sides learn you more than any fesser you kin meet up with." "How*?" asked the youth." "Ef you'll come an' live with me six months, an' work like I tell ye to, I'll bet I'll larn ye more 'bout farmin' than fifty o' these high-toned farmercies kin, an' more'n that, I'll put up Whai in the blazes air he gone to?" The only reply he received was the sound of the retreating footsteps of the astounded, youth.--Atlanta Constitu­ tion. Good for the Tone or a Piano. "It is a popular notion that piacoe ought to be kept very dry," said a well- known pianist the other day. "Nothing could be more fallacious. Pianos are aot nearly so much affected by heat or cold as they are by dryness, and re­ versely by dampness. It is not generally known that the sounding board, the iife of a piano, is forced into the ease when it is made so tightly that it bulge* up in the center, on the same principle as a violin. The wood is supposed tc be as dry as possible, but of course it contains some moisture, and gather* more on damp days and in handling. Now, when a piano is put into an over­ heated dry room, all this moisture ie dried out, and the board loses its shape, and gets flabby and cracks. Even ii it doesn't crack, the tone loses its resonauce and grows thin and tinny, the felt cloth and leather used in the action dry up, and the whole machine rattles." "How will you prevent this?" "Keep a growing plant in your room, and so long as your plant thrives youi piano ought to, or else there is some thing the matter with it. It should be noted how much more water will have to be poured into the flower pot in the room where the piano is than in any other room."--Albany Argus. Hew Wrinkles in Fashions. "Bless my soul!" exclaimed young fiighly, "here's a new wrinkle in fash­ ions !" "What's that?" inquired Snodgrass. "They're making whole suits oi clothes out of paper." "Nothing very new abtfut that. Made a whole suit of clothes out of paper the other day mvself." "How was'that?" "Note for ninety days," was the la­ conic rejoinder.--Detroit Free Press, THE AfttZOHl HCKEft. aMNsks WmMb Ktftterlal Enterprise. We extract the following from the last isdne of the Arizona Kicker: "A Straw.--We have just closed a bargain withflenry Shane, the well- known contractor and builder, for a ono-story addition to the rear end of our office, to be 11x14 in size. This room will be used as a gunsmith shop under our own personal management. This will give us, under one and the same roof, a great weekly paper, a job and book office, a grocery, a feed store, a hardware store, a butcher shop, a boot and shoe store, a signal station, and a gun-shop. Three years ago, upon our arrival in this town, we slept under a wagon for the first three nights, and the first money we had was a borrowed dollar. "Is it any wonder that our moon-eyed, lantern-jawed, mule-eared contemporary down the street gnaws a file all day and has the colic all night.*' "Always Aiifad. -- Next Monday morning an artist and engraver from Chicago will arrive in town to accept of a position tendered by the Kicker. We are the first to introduce a real art­ ist into Arizona, as we lead the way in all other good thiiigs. Hereafter all matters of local importance, but more especially street rows attended with loss of life, will be illustrated in the highest style of the art, thereby in­ creasing the value of the Kicker to subscribers by at least 100 per cent, while the price of subscription will »e- main at the old figures." "The Gaixed Jabf..--It has so hap­ pened, every time we have been obliged to kill a man in this town in self-de­ fense, that the coroner and everybody else was in a great hurry, and that the body was buried in the most conve­ nient place. Last week we were struck with the idea of getting them all together in one common spot, and we bought an acre of sand lot of Col. Haw­ kins for a ground-work. Our green- eyed contemporary got a hint of what was up, and, ne welit blowing around town and did his best to head us off; he failed, however, and during the thaw we had the five bodies taken up, re moved to what is already known as 'the Kicker corral,' and each grave desig­ nated with a white headboard with the name painted neatly thereon. In the spring, we shall see that each grave is covered with trailing arbutus that is--if arbutus will trail in this country. The names as they appear on the head-boards, are: 'Moee, Pete, Jim, Sam and Jack.' We shall prob­ ably add a couple more to the list be­ fore the ides of May, whatever that is. "They Don't Enthc.se. -- Every now and then some one who is dissatisfied with the course of the Kicker bob3 up with a proposition- to run us out of the county by establishing a new weekly, in opposition. He goes blowing around, gets out a prospectus on a broken- backed type-writer, puts his own name down for $5, and that's the last of it. We've i?een twenty such cases in the last three years, and they no longer make our hair stand on eud and chills canter up aud down our spinal column. "Two weeks ago we felt it our duty to caution the Mayor of this town that he was riding a high horse, and that he must come down to a mule or we'd take neasures to make him. He carried an sld shot-gun around for two or thre<- lavs, telling everybody he had campe »n our trail, but it finally got too heav) for him and he sold it for $3, and got rat the usual ptospectus. We hear ihat he has thus far succeeded in rais aig $4 and a dog towards establishing i great newspaper here. By way of en­ couragement we'U add a seoond dog, uid we hope the Mayor will push his oroject for all it's worth." "Not GurLTf.--As predicted, in our ,'ast issue, Col. McCluff was not held for the shooting of Dan Tompkins. As we were an eye witness to the whole tffair, we felt it our duty to go before ;he coroner's jury with our testimony. Our blink-eyed contemporary down (he street says we did this hoping to ncrease the circulation of the Kickev, ind he is partly correct. We never let slip an opportunity to increase our sub icription list, and are happy to an- aounce that three members of the joroner's jury subscribed and paid for i year in advance, while the hndertaker who furnished the box has given us six inch ad to run c. o. d. t. f. "The Colonel was taking a drink at the bar of the Gray Wolf Saloon when Tompkins hit him on the chin with an onion. It was a • brutal and uncalled for thing, and Tompkins pulled hi* gun to back it up. The Colonel jumped behind a barrel, pulled his gun and both fired together. While he only lost a lock of hair, Tompkins got it plumb center and fell dead. This should be a solemn warning to all his class not to monkey with, a gentleman when putting away an afternoon sustainer."-- Detroit Free Press. r A Cjueer Story. ' A group of well-dressed and prosper­ ous-looking business men sat about a table in a New York restaurant after luncheon, a few days ago, chatting on all sorts of topics and watching the smcke rings from their cigars float up to the frescoed ceiling. The conversation drifted after a time into tales of busi­ ness success, and the eldest and most imposing member of the party did his part by telling this story: "I owe my present prosperity," he began, "to the fact that when I was a lanky youth of 17 my clothes did not lit me. To be more explicit, I was at that age in dreadfully hard luck. My peo­ ple were dead, I hadn't a friend that I could turn to. I was able to make but $(j a week, and was half starved in con­ sequence, and my one suit (a Cheap; John rig) had shrunk until the lower edge of my vest and the band of my trousers were absolutely divorced. "One Sunday morning in December. I was trudging along Sixth Avenue, principally because my room was even more comfortless than the streets, and I remember how I was railing and repin-, ing at everything and everybody. I, was passionately fond of music and'I went into the first church I came to, attracted solely, I must confess, by the thought of the warmth and harmony I would find. "I was too bashful then to sit still while the rest of the congregation stood, so I got up every time they did, and as my vest and trousers were, as I told you before, not on speaking terms, I was forced to lean forward in a most rever­ ential manner to hide my zone of shirt front. As I turned to go out at the close of services an old gentleman behind me slipped a card into my hand and said: "I like to see reverence in a young man. You look as if you were Having a hard time of it. Come and see me to-morrow. I may help you." "I went and got a good berth in his employ, and from that I worked myself to comparative wealth. Qneî r, isnt it?" Don't Go Off Before Tou Are Beato, Particularly on » long journey. Be ful^ pre­ pared. Yon cannot be, permit na to Bay, unlosa yon axe accompanied -with the trawlers' and tourUt#' va.de nwesm, Hostef.er's Stomach Bit­ ters, most genial of appetizers, accllmaUzers and promoter* of digestion. Against seasickueM malaria, cramps and colics bego ten of badly cooked or unwholesome lood and brackish wa­ ter, nervousness, Increased by travel, chronic biliousness and constipation, the Bitters is a sovereign preventive. It imiarts a relish for food not altogether to your laste, and prevents it from disagreeing with you. Never was there such a capital thine for the unfortunate dyspep­ tic who stands in detailcf the best cooked meaL btomochic trouble caused by ill-piepared viands aboard ship, on attaint oats, aua rations hastily bolted at railway rvstaurauts. is soon reinedi-.-d by tho Bitters, which gives a quietus also to rheuiuaiitm, kiduey troubles and insomnia. Peculiar to Itself iffip «> 'm Recfnt observations of the waters of Great Salt Lake piove conclusively that the statements made that no form of ani­ mal or plant life exists in the lake are erroneous. No lish or other large form of animal life has been discovered, bat the presence of vegetable organisms in the lake may be considered a fact from the abundance of minute animal existenoes. New and Superb Dining Car Oatflfc Tile Dining Car's just completed for the GreitRock Island Koute not only em­ body all the latest improvements in general use but especial and distinctive features ot excellence, which render them unapproach­ ably ouperior to ordinary Dining Cars. Thev will be placed on the Hock Island Route west of the aii^ouri River on and after March '23, 1890. apd will Impart the crownIntr grace of perfjetion to its Solid, Vestibule Express Trains, giving that road a contiuuous Through Dining Car Service between Chleago and Denver. Colorado Springs and Pueblo. The Rock Island is the only line that tuns two Ves- tlbule Exprt-ss Trnins every alternoon from Chicago to Denver. It Is not only tho Ffist line, hut it is also the most oompletely equipped of nil the Colorado roads, with elog«nt Day Coaches, Pullman Sleepers. Free lteclinin ; Chafr Cars, and the finest Dining Car* in the wor^L Thunderstorms are more frequent In Java than in any other part of the globe. On an average they occur on the island on ninety-seven days of the year. In England the average marks thunder­ storms on about seven doys in the year-- only half that number recorded in France. Hibbard's Rheumatic and Liver Pill*. These Pills are scientifically compounded, nnlform in action. No griping pain so com­ monly following the use ot pills. They aro adapted to both adults and children with pertoct safety. We guarantee they have no equal in the cure of Sick Headache. Con­ stipation. Dyt-pepsia. Biliousness; and. as an appetiser, they excel any other prepara­ tion. New Jebsev •doesn't concern itself about the old ark of Noah's. It has got a brand Newark. Six Norei* Free, will be sent by Crrgln £ f'o.. Philadelphia, l'a., to any ono in the United Mates or Canada, poetntre paid, upon receipt of 2» Dobbin*' Electric Soap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars around each bar. Soap tor salo by all gro­ cers. ' i No matter how cheap snuff is offered if there ore no takers. That Hood's BarsaparUla does possess curative power Peculiar to Itne f is conclusively shown by the wonderful tuiwi it has effected, unsurpassed in the history of medicinc. This absolute merit it possexaee by reason of the fact that it is prepared by a Combination. Proportion unci Process Pecu­ liar ta Hood'* Sar-saparilla, known to no other medi­ cine, and bv which the full medicinal power of all the Ingredients used is retained. Hood's Sarsapa- rtlla is a hinhly concentrated extract ot Sarsaparilla, Dandelion. Mandrake, Dock, Juniper Berries and other well known vegetable remedies, R has won "I HAVE BEEN AFFLICTED With An affection of the Thro it from childhood, caused by diphtheria, and have used various reme­ dies. but have never found anything equal to Brown's BronchialTbochbs."--Her. (t. M. V. Hampton, Piketon. Ky. Sold only in boxes. A capacity for drink doesn't always accompany mental oapacity. Hood's g Sarsapari l lct itowarto the leading place among medicines by its own intrinsic, undisputed merit, and has now a larger sate than any other similar preparation in the country. If you have never taken Hood'* Sarsa- parilla. a fnirtrial will convince yon of ita excel- leuce and merits. Take it this season. "I hire for a Ion* time been nsiuft Hood's Sarsa- par Jlo. and believe me. I would not be without it. As a spring medicine It is invaluable.'* X. A. Rhodes. V30 Ontario Street Chicago, Dl. "Hood's Sar^aparilla gave me new life, and re­ stored me to my wonted health and strength." William H. Clough. Tilton. N. H. H. B. Be sure to get Hood's Sarsaparilla. IfeeJ vny such indebted to Hood's 1 for I believe it la to the use of this medicinal owe my present health. In the spring I got ao i pletely ran down that I oould not eat or stoop, aajh all the dreaded diseases of life seetne 1 to % mortgage on my system. I was obliged to sbandoflfc Br work, and after seeking medical trea&neataafe spending over |50 for different preparations, 1 myself no better. Then my wife perxuaded Mate try ab-ittle of Hood's Sarsaparilla. Before the fin| bottle w« goae I began to amend. I have now two bottles and have gained a pounds. Caneatai^, The Spring Medicine thing without it hurting me; mv dyspepsia biliousness have gone. I never telt bitter in life, am at work again and coagider myaeU a1 man. Those two boUle < were worth (100 to l W. V. Eulowh. Lincoln, 111. "Hood's Saroaparilla purified my blood, gave strength, and overcame the headache and dizadneajL so that now I am able to work again." Ltrmttf Xason, .B Church St.. Lowell, Mass. "My wife suffered from sick hea la-she and nenrrik gis. After taking Hood's Spar«apariUa she much relieved." W. R. Babb. Wilmington. Ohio. Hood's Sar-aparilla is sold by druggi-its. tl'.sfe for $5. Prepared by C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell,: w&'A M '•3&S •§--i - 100 Doses One Dollar PRIZE LOVE LETTER.j| answer to your aroused within I an»'most wild, ouricarrfspnd- half, unhappy v -a m without • To the firat f!ftv etnon" the? trnti noltittn* to the fnilcw-. tog kuer. we wi:r*w,rd Fim GttAKD CASK ritiTfS » fai-j low Kor the first correct solution, f 25: for tli« •fcor. d . | f o r t h * | third, |10; fov th« nut tiftv, «.-b. If yon do not ptt one of Ht" am«rai»ta vo\i havr ftftv chance* for on* of th* BrnalV Competitors muh seed :<!) «iit» to for month*' «1 Chioirrv Corner, onr larg*. i[]B*tr»tod 1« family paper. Cont«t down 5. an<i nacM* and addriMw of ' Will appear in the issue of" May 1Mb. For only M) cent* ; Mt *SS. Semi at once. Otse cent ttatnft taken l Tin tHIUIT I it,.holds undivided T'-'-f; and ay .tbfttfl atoll BS £ 9 S * I* *t to o S HH •• •lied descri of" Love"* will accept /Berate;, -fhr- my be a Plea«e * * « the pa5«i ^ £ F f j f * * mighty passi Hngly, 1 Zurich# PISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH.--Best Cheapest. Relief is lnnnedntte. A curt Cold in the Head it has no equal. Easiest; «• ww, eitain. For It is au Ointment, of which a small particle is lied to the nostrils. Pricc, fiOc. Sold by druggists or sent by mail. E. T. Hazeltixv, Warren, Pa. Address, Ely's Cream Balm WII.I. CURE C a t a r r h r--~r--i Irnce^ttu^Biiuij Apply Balm Into each nostril. ELY«MKOS„ 66 Warren 8t„ N. Y. A PENSIONS Patrick U'Tauill, Atty.at Lsw.Waghiogtop, P.O. Habit. Tlie only i I * !•-- and easy cure. Dr. J. k OPIUM _ Stephen's. Lebanon. Ohtat tlKNTION THK PAl-SR «u« wnmit« ro IWIIWO AT $ FOLKS# m. CbPYR'G£fc* TO SHARPEN THE APPETITE, improve digestion, purify and enrich the blood, cleanse and strengthen the system and build up the flesh, if reduced below the standard of health, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery has no equal. Do you feel dull, languid, low-spir­ ited ; experience a sense of fullness or blowing after eating, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste iii mouth, irregulsir appetite, dizziness, frequent headaches, nervous prostration or exhaustion, hot flushes, alternating with chilly sensa­ tions, sharp, biting, transient pains here and there, cold feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness, or disturbed and unrefresliing sleep, constaut, indescrib­ able feeling of dr^d, or of impending calamity? If you have any considerable number of these symptoms, you are suffering from Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liv­ er, associated with Dyspepsia, or Indi- 'gestion. The more complicated your disease, the greater the number and diversity of the symptoms. No matter what stage it has reached, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will subdue it, if taken according to directions, for a reasonable length of time. "Golden "Medical Discovery" acts powerfully upon the Liver, and through that great blood-purifying organ, cleanses the system of all blood - taints and impurities, fVom whatever cause arising. It is equally efficacious in acting upon the Kidneys, and other excretory organs, cleansing, strengthening and " healing their dis­ eases. It cures all humors, from a common Blotch, or Eruption, to the worst Scrofula, Salt-rheum, "Fever- sores," Scaly or Rough Skin, in short, all diseases caused by bad blood. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under its benign influence. Espe­ cially has it manifested its potency in curing Tetter, Eczema, Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scrofu­ lous Sores and Swellings. Hip-joint Disease, "White Swellings" and En­ larged Glands. "Golden Medical Discovery" is the only Blood and Liver medicine, sold by druggists guaranteed to benefit or cure in every case, on fair trial, or money paid for it will he promptly refunded. World's Dispensary Mbdical Association. Proprietors, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. T. REWARD Is offered by the manufacturers of OR. SAGE'S CATARRH REMEDY, for a case of Catarrh in the Head which they cannot cure. By ita mild, soothing, and healing properties. Dr. $500 mna, sooining. ana netuinff properties. Dr. Sage's Remedy cures the worst casos, no matter of how long standing. 60c., by druggista Tho Pope Favors ENSIOH ions w.flKOKjtn, rf.': ^ "Ha" , . - .• ' .1 I'-iL, . : Convalescents from the Influenza^ with exemption from Lenten roles (1890). Ayer's Sarsaparilla Sestores Strength and Vigor. . Take it * now. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.y Lowell, Maajq . W-,.: n>V{. A ; '.'a * WuRliington, D.C." 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"By athormiKh knowlwlfr** ot tho natural law* Which jrovern the operation* of iliirestion and nutri­ tion, and by a careful application of the tine proper, ties of well-selected Cocoa. Mr. Epps hat* provided onr brealifa^t tables with a delicately flavoured bev- VjLiloli »u»,y iio iiitkiiy lirAVV viovtorii b'Ls. It ift by the judicious use of mich articles of diet that a constitution may !«• K>ad»!«'ly bujit ui> until utrong enouKls to resist every tendency to diceuse. Hun dreda of subtle maladies are floating around UBTvady to attack wher*rer there is a wetk point. We maj escape many a fatal chaft by keeping our elvee well fortified with pure blood ami a properly nourished ftame."--Oh-il Service Oacette. Hade aimply witn hotline water or SoM Tks Copyright on tho Original Webster's Uft*. abridged Dictionary Expired with tha Year 1889. 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As to our reliability, we refer jrott to the pob'ishMF- of the paper i*i wui tx ihis advertisement i> priatiriU Money should be seui by express or poiitottiee C£ der. bank dra't. or resUtered letter. AJjevss au. communications to TUl-' M Ws.lMI'FR ( N UN, » T 1 a m i K r . t o k l i t ) s t r e e t . « M v O k I pro°orib? and faltyM*. dorse l>i«r <J as tb« oni» sped Be lor the cvrialacuMfc of this disease. _ U. H. IN'C.KAHAM.M. IW A uus UrdauEtt, N. "f* TVe have sold Bljt <i ixriy rears, aitd it hMfe , «• ven" the beat ol sauih ' faction. B.K.I.vchejoc,^ SS.M. Cam It I TO i DAT!! liraootT by t!M Cfc«&3aic& Qmnfnnmri .\IK t«-)M WHO WHITING TO.A»VKKriSKKaJ VT uie«ae any ywi m th( atmcUMMMi k tkb nuar. . h- 1 T "454 -fsgi ii