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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 8 Apr 1891, p. 7

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2? ••'"Xji • *' CbpyrighL IflKt J9& *A* wate loir an inactive liver to do its work, exposes himself to all the diseases that come from tainted blood. Don't wait! Languor and loss of appetite warn you that graver ills are close behind. Yon can keep them from coming; you can core them if they've come--with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It's the only blood and liver medi- oine that's guaranteed, in every case, to benefit or cure. Your money back if it doesn't. Thus, you only for the good you get. Can you more? It cleanses the system and cures pimples, blotches, erup­ tions and all skin and scalp dis­ eases. Scrofulous affections, as fever - sores, hip - joint disease, swellings and tumors yield to Its superior alterative properties. ' SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION r CURE. The success of this Great Cough Cure fe without a parallel in the history o? medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos­ itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can suc­ cessfully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for It will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price io cts., 50 cts. and $1.00. If your Lungs are sore or Back lamo^ ose Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts. THERE IS BUT ONE VOICE In the unanimous shout of the thou­ sands who use Dr. White's Fulmon- arla. It proves that this medicine has many warm Mends and admir­ ers among all classes and ages. Old and young alike, shout its praises and declare it the greatest cough remedy on earth. It cures a Cough in less time than any other remedy. It ewes Croup in a few minutes. It cures Whooping Cough in ten days. It is the only remedy that will cure Consumption. It is harm­ less and pleasant to take. It costs 35 cts., #0 cts. and $1 per bottle, and every ibottle is warranted. The Cod That Helps to Cure The Cold. The disagreeable taste of the COD LIVER OIL is dissipated in SCOTT'S EMULSION Of Pure Cod Liver Oil with HYPOPHOSPHITES 033* X.IME AND SODA. The patient suffering from C O N S U M P T I O N , BRONCHITIS, COUGH, COLD, OR WANTING DISEASES, may take the remedy with as much satisfaction as he would take milk. Physlolana are presortb- lng It everywhere. It is a perfect emulsion, lid a wonderful flesh producer. TaJce no other PATENTS k Illustrated Hand Book free. k«J. B. CRALLE & CO., " Washington, I». C. Flease mention this Paper every time you write. BEECHAM'S PILLS ACT LIKE 3VI A.C5-IC ON A WEAK STOMACH. 25 Cents a Box. OF ALL DRUCCISTS. ELY'S CREAM BALM Applied Into Nostrils is Qulck'y ibibrbed, Cleanse* the Head, Heal* the Sorts and Cures CATARRH Bestorei Taste and Smell, quiet­ ly Relieves Cold In Head and Headache. 50c,at DruagiRtH. KLY BROS.. 66 Warren St-N. Y. YOU TT/VVT3I Malaria or Pile*, Sick Headache, Costive Bowels, Dumb Ague, Sotir Stomach aud Belching; If your food dues not assiiuilato and you liave no.pppetlte5 pATARfcV gi I will core then trooUM. Price, 95 cuth The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox. A VILLAGE SKETCH. In the following "Village Sketch" an "burled" thirty-five authors, that is. one in each line. The reader may find occupati*) and amusement In picking out the names: Close by the clover in green arrayed. That sk rta the moor, edged in with pi--. shade Of orchard, where, awake at Spring's behest, The birds their sweet, new tones, the trees fair dressed. In blossoms pink and white; or later still. When one sees lambs disporting on the bill: Or lator, sweet as sugar, licks of hay The cow perceives, and tempted is to stray • The donkey turns to snatch e. mouthful sweet, And Uiek insures to Tom a jollv treat. In tumbling amongst the grass" till their rude J|k>. The farmer, comes, who, odd enough, wen't know Why boys with leap-frog arts hia tricks should spoil; Alas: he'll eye them soon, and then they 11 cease to Rmile. Where the long rays across the pathway fall, John's cottage stands--a place well known to uU. ^®°Xuew llat crhbbed man is John, whose age The thoughts of long erns must engiige ; ^ Long since he's tnken eides with ancient ways, And odd and dry denies to modem praise. His bens to nest made fowlpen take their way On foot each night to roost when tired with day. His dog. a6 out lit* ytlpfl defiauce loud, To ficaiup belligerent 'mongst the ecbool-boT crowd. " Disturbs the song, old Smith, across'the way, Hums everlastingly throughout the day, The parson, he his pen serenely glides Swift o'er the paper, a moment, hides, Annoyed. "That monster never seems to tire I" Then thinking, "Ay, why need I aspire, And to waste elegance of ft vie on lioors! (John's one who never coiues within church ' doortti) My words, worth mu^h that me great labor cost, Now all erratic, to the winds at* tossed,. And every line I add it only lost." THE GOOD OLD DAYS Reiniiiiscense of a Time ' Wall.** "Ee.V tJw Y»*AS coming tip the Miasis- sipppi River on a slow bat mag­ nificent boat, and was sitting on the hurricane deck look i n g over a beautiful and seemingly endless spread of augar- cane land, when some one standing near me remarked: "Yon were never along here in the euro-enough days of eteamboating, I reckoCj" I looked up and saw a tall man, to whose appearance coming aga had lent a sort of distinction. Hia clothes sat upon him with an air of genial disar­ rangement, and his eyes, I noticed,were moist with the dew of recollection as he gazed far away over the fields. It took me but a second thus to estimate him, and my answer to his question was prompt: "1 was never along here in the old days." "Oh, well, then, you don't know any­ thing about it.v You only can catch now a poor shadow of what was once a glorious substance." He seated himse f beside me, relighted his cigar, which had gone out, and thus continued : "A man that wan never along here before the war 'don't know anything about life. In those days the boats were palaces, and man in general was so ac­ commodating and polite that he'd fight you in a minute. Now the boats are flutter-mills, and men, instead of being gentlemanly and accommodating, will curse you, suh. I own a plantation up the river, but it don't amount to any­ thing now." "Is the land worn out?" I asked. "Oh, no; land's just as good as ever, but the conditions that made life there eojoyable ha^e all been changed. Why, suh, I knocked a fellow down the other day and hanged if he didn't sue me far breach of trust." "For what?" "For breach of trust, I tell you. He ~r*rm*Ttry]r,t % glish olergymen, yon know, have been quite expert at cards, and although I am not a great clergyman, yet I am an Englishmen and am game for any sort of innocent amusement that may be flushed up.' 'But that man Nickerson,' said I, referring to the shrewd gambler, 'will beat you,' 'Oh, possibly,' the clergyman rejoined, 'bnt he can't beat me out of much. Perhaps I might win from him. Don't think that I am an easy victim, my dear sir. I have had a great deal of experience,and I am not so very easily picked up.' " Well, t>ir," the planter continued, "he didn't dodge the gambler at all, but actually sat dowu to a game of poker with him.* Of course the preach­ er lost, but he was shrewd enough not to bet very high. The minister came tip to me with his smile mot ti.-ed iu a little deeper and said: 'Well, he is pretty sharp and I lost about $100; but how are we to preach against an evil unless we know the way of that evil? In truth, aside from any attempt to peep behind the mask of evil, I aim fond of playing cards and if I should create any other impression I should be a hvpercrite, and a hypercrite is worse than a gambler. Do you wish to play a game?' I played, apd away late that night when the preacher got off at Campbell's Bend he carried 2,000 of my dollars with him. I don't know that he ever saw a pulpit, for I found out afterward that he and that fellow Nickerson were partners.. On, yes, those were great days when people were gentleand polite. Why, if a man had to kill a dog then he did it in au easy and gentlemanly way. A spirit of etiquette seemed to pervade the atmos­ phere. * But now, I warrant * that if yoh should get into a quarrel with some mau on board this boat he would be brutal enough to haul off and kuock you down with his fist. There must come a change, though, sooner or later. Society can't stand the uncouthness of the present era. The customs that came it after the war robbed us of our good breeding. When every man carried a pistol for the purpose of inducing his neighbor to be polite, every gentleman was genial. Rudeness. that unsightly fungus growth on the trunk of careless society, meant crude correction or polished death. Am I boring you, suh?" -Par from it," I answered. "Ah! I like you fori see in you a remnant, though a somewhat removed one, of the old days. You would rather tell a smooth lie than a rough truth. Stick to that idea, suh. Truth, except as it relates to history and the sciences, is abrutalizer of mankind. The hog that wallows in the mire has truth; the artist that paints % great picture has de­ ception." POLISHED DEATH. A TALL MAN JtTST COMB TO AGE. The boat landed. "This is a well-re­ membered spot with me," said the planter. "One night in the spriug of 1859 I seated myself in a poker game just as the boat left this landing. From the very start luck was in ray favor, aud it didn't seem that 1 could lose. First one and then another of our party dropped out until at last I sat facing old Ma]'. Pelton. I soon had him broke. 'Look here', said he, 'I'm not going to jump this game. I will put up my body servant, be gad, suh. Come here, Bill.' Bill cune up, and a husky fellow he was, too. Well, I won him, and the old Major went to bed, swearing. 'Bill', said I, 'who's yoar master now?' 'You is,, sah\ said he. 'Correct you are, Bill. Black my boots.' "Well, suh," the planter continued. "I kept Bill right with me, although I do believe be was one of the biggest rascals I ever saw. One day, just about the time Grant was marching into Yicksburg and whi'e I was marching in an opposite direction about as fast as I could, Bill came up to me and Baid: 'Mars John, I've dun got enough!' " 'Enough of what?' I asked. " 'Enough o' dis yere wah!' 'I gad. so have I, but what are We had me arrested and hauled u;> befoae what is known in our country as a yaller jeanf, justicte of the peace. The lellow stated that he had trusted me or he shouldn't have been hit--said that if he hadn't trusted|me he would have dodged in time--and he therefore thought that I should be dealt with for breach of trust. The yaller jeans justice said he thought so, too, and hanged if he didu'lfj going to do about it?' fine me $5." | " 'I doan' know what you gwine do "Why didn't you appeal the case?' I i 'bout it, sail, but I knows what I gwine asked. do--I'm gwine ter de Yankees.' "Oh, well, you pee, I'm not in the ; "I didn't offer him any advice--I sim- law business. I just horsewhipped the ; ply struck him over the head with a justice till the dust flashed tint, of lhe ' haudy carbine and left him lying near yaller jeans and theu I let. the affair 1 the roadside." drop. I tell you," i>e added after a j The old fellow wa? silent for a few brief pause, "we used to have great : moments. "1 haven't but little farther times aiong here in the old gentleman- j to go," he said, after gazing dowu the ly day3. I remember one evening a , river. "I have been down to see about sort of preacher came aboard at a land- ! some laud. I got into a sort of squabble ing just about here. He was a single J with the government and waqtolA ty go man with a meek smile that seemed to , down t<> Iveesport to see the United have been mortised into his face. 1 | States Land Commissioner. I had had soon got acquainted with him and some correspondence with the office and, learned that, aside from being a pr§;'9^- j tone of the letters received, I STji'S QWfltid a plantation and hadsoiio ' did not expect that my treatment would little mohey. j be any too courte ous. W lien I got there "Among the psussngera was one of 1 was shewn Into a room and fold to the shrewdest gamblers I had ever ' await the pleasure of the commissioner, known, and when he found out that the l'rc en tly a voice said: 'This i« the preacher had money he began to l*y J commissioner, sah.' I look up and there plans for catching him. I went tt> thfe , stood Bill--my Bill. I didn't know preacher and told him. 'That's all right,' said he. 'In this lite it is but natural that the wolves should bo after I JTST HORSEWHIPPED THE JUSTICE. (he she*p.' 'Of course yon will "not play with him,' said L 'Oh, I-don t know,' he answered. 'I have worked •ery hard and I am off for a rest, and if he can aid me in getting what I seek, all right Some of the greatest <rf En- what to say. " 'Good mawnin',' said he. " 'Look here bill,' said I, 'are you tile United States Land Commissioner?' " 'Dat's what the Presidout says,' he answered with a grin. " ' Well, if that's th© case, Bill, I reckon I might as w%ll go back home. I suppose yon remember how we parted.' " 'Oh,yas»ah,Iriccolleck er littleargy- ment we had 'bout de wah, an'yere, sah,' he added, as he touched a lump on his head, er part o' dat argyment yet. Takes it longer to go dowu den any argyment I eber seed. Sorry ter see you in trouble, Mars John, "but lemme tell you dar an't no use in worryin'. Ye"e, Mr. Sanderson, fix up dis gener- man's papers ter dat lan'. It an't gwine •er cost you er cent, eab.' " A look of tenderness shone in the old man's eves. "Yes, suh," he added, "Bill the rascal, fixed up everything all right and wouldn't charge anything. This is a curious world. Well, I got; off here."--OviqP.Read. MAKING A BLUFF. A Olinpea af Farm Lift In North Dakota, At about noon, as I was journeying on horseback through North Dakota, I came along to a farm house which looked very defcpidated, but which might furnish a oomfortable dinner, nevertheless. It seemed at first to be deserted, but after awhile a bare* headed, coatless man apswered my knocks and asked what was wanted. When I told him he replied; "Stranger, I'm sorry, but I can't ao* commodate you. My wife is down with chills." "Too bad." "And my oldest gal haft fg«t the jumping toothache. Just.jumped her clean over a chair. "That's hard lines." "And the other gal has been ih bed three weeks with a thorn iu her foot." "I'm sorry." "And I've got my every-other-day ague shake on, or I would cook some­ thing for you myself." "Things seem to Jtie going hard with you," I suggested. "You've hit it, stranger." he said, as he sat down on the doorstep and in­ dulged in a long shiver. "The land ain't what I thought it was." . • ' "No?" )'"•• "And I've had three crops fail on me." "Yes?" "And some of us have been sick every day sinee we came into the State. Barn burned up last month." "Did, eh?" "And some or# ran off my horses and wagon lost week." "I declare !* ^ "And I'm dead broke, and nothing in the house to eat except corn-meal." "Well, well! Weren't you discour­ aged?" "Tee totally." "And why dont yon pull up stakes and leave?" "That's it, stranger, why don't I? I know I orter, and the old woman says I orter, but I'm hangin' on for a bluit" "How's that?" "Eastern man got a mortgage for $800 on this outfit, which ain't worth $000, and I'm hangin' on to bluff him into giving me $50 more to vacate aud travel. I've writ him if he won't do it we'll all 4ie in the hou^re and haunt the ranch forever more, but he's slow in making up his mind. Ever see a feller shake worse than I do, stranger? It's seven miles to the next house, end the old woman is hollering for water, and that jumping gal is jumping with another spell of toothache. Excuse haste, etranger, and keep straight on, and you'll fetch up at Brown's." Catching a Lion. Forepaugh's traveling circus and me­ nagerie had been ditched by a railroad accident on a road in Tennessee, and one of the lions had escaped from liis broken cage and sought shelter is a log cow pen near at hand. Our train was 'following the circus and had come to a stop, and most of the passengers went forward to lend the showmen a helping hand. The li<>n was the only animal which got away, and the men were call­ ing for nets aud ropes and volunteers when a lanky, angular native who hadut had his hair cut in a year, and who was riding a mule eveu more homely than himself, reached the highway crossing and dismounted. " Who's a lying!" he demanded as he heard the men oalling to each other. "A lion has escaped!" replied one. " Oh, that's it ? Whar's he gone ?" "Hiding in that shed." "Wall, why don't they git him ont?" "We are going to after a while." "Seems like a good deal of fussing over one lion. Lemme see what I k?a do." He unbuckled the hitching strap from his bridle and ooolly walked into the barn, and half a minute later he came out leading the beast and saying: "Tried to skeer me by growling and showing his old, yaller teeth, but found it wouldn't work. Here he is, and now whar' do you want him ?"' One of the showmen told me that he wouldn't have gone into the shed after the beast if a reward of $1,000 had been ottered for so doing. The manager gave the native a ten-dollar bill for his pluck, and as the man mounted liH mule to fide ou he took another look at the money and said: "Shoo! That wasn't nothing! Why, I'd her tackled the Guyasticutus fur half that money, though they do say he's got teeth a foot long!"--Free Fresa. A. Blank Verse Kid. On Howard street the other day a benevolent old gentleman beheld a lit­ tle 0-year-old gii I walling gravely along with a basket on her arm. Patiiug the chubby tot tinder the chin he taid: "And where are you going, my pretty maid ?" "Give thee good day. gravbeard," re­ plied the midget. "My fatLer bade me to the shambles hie for a fat haunch." "W-w-hat?" ejaculated the old parly. "Haplv thou knowest him the good- man, Skidmore?" inquired the tiny dame. "N-o-o," said the gentleman, much puzzled. "You're a quaint little thing. Come with me and I'll buy you some candy." "Alack. I am forbid to tarry, gentle sir. I need-be blythe. Their patience stays upon my coming." " Qocd-by, then," said the old gen- tlman. "Iiest. you, merry master," and dip­ ping a little courtesy the mite trotted off. "Bless me, what an extraordinary child," said the gentleman to a by­ stander. "Oh! tbat/s nothing^" replied the other. "You see, she's the daughter of the heavy tragedian at Morosco'a Theater, and I suppose, they talk so touch of that kind of blank v»irse lingo in the family that it comes natural to her. Don't hear anything else, you sea" --Sail Francisco E.raminer' CoXJCGAL family jars. love is not preserve&iu The Electric Light In Jerusalem. The introduction of the electric light caused a great sensation in Jerusalem. It is used by a flour-mill adjoining the supposed site of Calvary aud close to the Damascus gate. If the Arabs and Hebrews were filled with wonder by the flaming gas jets in 1887 they are confounded when they seo the"light of electricity in 1891. Many of them are so alarmed that they hardly dare look at it, and the Mohammedans call upon the prophet for safety. They ask what it is, where it comes from, and how the magicians make it. When told that it is the same thing as lightning they be­ come still more mystified, ask how it can be caught or held, and take care to keep a respectful distance from it. AN exchange says: "The Chinese have no humor; they cannot understand a joke" This explains whjr the Chinese get mad when hoodlums their windows. • ' T > '•%* The Important* of taking a food Sprbit MM- leto* cannot be overestimated. chancing wsather affect* the human system In such a way that It Is now In great need of. and especially sus­ ceptible to, ths benefit to be derived from a reliable preparation like Hood's Sawaparilla. To make nw blood pure. rou a good appetite, aaA make you strong, tali* - Hood's arilla In the syrinx of 1M01 experienced that tired, dull JmIIIIC. Dyspepsia seised me, and each morning I had vomiting spells. I was muoh discouraged. My physician suggested Hood's Sarsaparllla, which 1 took, and am happy to say it made me a new man, and 1 never was better than now." JOHN KACX, foreman Springer * Willard*s stock fans, Oekaloosa, lew*. The Spring Medicine Heod's Sateapatllla Is sold by druggists. $1; six for ft. Prepared by C. I. HOOD k CO, Lowell. Mass. 100 Dtses One Dollar Very Important The Jot of people cued of Dy*p«p«ia by Hoo4*S Sarsaparllla Is often beyond ctpresoioa. To be relieved from the tortures of Indigestion, heart­ burn. nausea, and other distressing symptoms, 1B sufficient cause for the grateful letters we receive. If you suffer from any trouble of dye- peptic nature, from slok headache, or that an mom. tired feeling, take Hood's Sarsaparilla 1 have for the last two or three years, daring the spring asoatha. taken Hood's Sarsaparllla to purify my blood, and I find it invaluable as a spring medi­ cine. It seems ss If I could not do without it. I would recommend It to all." Has. DORA BKXKSUX, Kegaunee. lUch. N, B. if you dfclde to take Heod's naissimllla do not be induoed to buy any other. The Spring Medicine Hood's Sarsaparilla is sold by druggists, fl: six for •&. Prepared by C. I. HOOD & CO. Lowell, w-r» IOO Doses One Dollar A wostAX can say more with a few fsars than a man can express in a bOok. Nearly Frantic. Has ft ever been your miifortune to be brought Into frequent contact with a person excessively nervous. If so, you must be aware that trivial causes, unnotloed by the vigorous, drive a ner v- ous Invalid to the verge of distraction. It is as unnecessary to particularize these as it is Im­ possible to guard against them. The root of the evil is usually imperfect digestion and as­ similation. To assist these functions, and through their renewed, oomplete discharge to re- enforce weak nerves, In conjunction with other portions of the physical organism, is within the Power of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, systemat­ ically and continuously used. There is no dis- appolatmpnt here, no matter what or how griev­ ous the failures of other so-called tonics. No sedative or opiate--avoid both i--cau compare with this invigorating nerve tranquilizer. Con­ stipation, biliousness, malaria, rheumatism, kidney troubles are cured oy It. WHAT sticteth closer than a brother? A postage stamp, by gum. CRUELTY to children: Seeing thsm sickly, peevish and cross, and failing to give them Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers, a pleasant eandy medicine. By mail, '26 cents. John D. Park. Cincinnati. Ohio. ONE man may start a paper, but it takes a good many to keep It going. F.YKB since 1804 there have been women (m#re each year) who claim that there is no 6oap half as good, or as economical as Dob­ bins' Electrie. There must be some truth in their claim. Try It, see how much. SOME men arc so impatient of opposi­ tion that they neglect eating for fear it won't agree with them. TESTED BY TIME. For Bronchial affec­ tions, Coughs, etc., BHOWN's BRONCHIAL TROCHES have proved their efficacy by a test of many years. Price 25 cts. To PBEVEXT the lips and hands of girls from being chapped--Tell the young men uot to call again. FOB a disordered liver try BKKCHAM'S . PILLS. - LOVE, thoy say. Is blind; but the most loving husband will see the dilTetenoe In his home if you use 8APOLIO. Try & oake. It saves labor in housework. BRONCHITIS is 01 rod by frequent small doses of Plso's Cure for Consumption. £}yftUP8fFlGs M.OC Sit cases, bend to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch tit„ PMla., Pa. ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to tlie Jl^gte, acts fently yet' pT'Sfaptly on the Kidneys, <iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels colds, head­ aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­ ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to ail and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro­ cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FMHCI8C0. CAU tOUlSVtLLE, fCY. NEW Y0KK. *.1. rv 8*nd 60. for cireuinra arui tf^tiraoulale. A ddressDr. O. W.F. SNYDER, 'its State street, Chicago, IU. Tk* Oltliit Medicint in tkt World is probably DR. ISAAC THOMPSON'S Rheumatism. N. Ogden, Mich.. May 17,1890. "A half bottle of y o u r i n v a l u a b l e medicine, St. Jacobs Oil. cured ine of rheu­ m a t i s m a n d r h e u ­ matic swelling of the knee. It is the bestlo the universe." 3. M. L. PDRTBB. Neuralgia. Hagerstown, Md., April 21,1890. "I, and others of my family, have used St Jacobs Oil for neu­ ralgia and found it a speedy, efi'ecUve cure." Mas. Aoras KBLLET. IT HA8 NO EQUAL. hi* been _ century. There are few are subject more distressing than gore eyee. and none, perhaps, for which more remedies havfc been tried without sncccas. For all external Inflammation of the er« It Is an Infallible remedy. If the direc­ tion* hit followed lr "" " " invito the attention tale bv all druggists . * CO., TROT, N. Y. Established 1797. A S T H I K A T Popham's Asthma Specific Gives immediate relief. It Is believed to be the Best, ASTHMA Remedy known to humanity. Send for Trial l'ackage, FRKE. Sold by Druggists, s-entbymail. postpaid, for fl per Box. Address THOS. POPHAM. 2001 Ridge Avenue, Phllada. pi SO; •L Cihft KEMEDY FOR CA-TAKRH.--Best. Easiest to use. Cheapest. Relief is Immediate. A cure Is certain. For Cold in the Head It has no equal. C AT A R R H It is an Ointment, of which a small partielo is applied to the nostrils. Price, GOc. Bold by druggists or sent by malr 1.x. H; Address. AZELTINK. Warren. Pa. ME1RPI «ig-QTI IMPWi Works on cither standing timber or stumps. Will pull an ordinary- Grub In 1S minutes. Makes a clean iweeu«( Two Acm af a illtlaf. A man. a boy and a hon ~ "" rods to handle. The cnip on a few acres the first year will pa. •Uut'iOttilone. (lvlag price, tarma and testimonials'. JAKES MILNE A EON,Sol* A man, a boy and a horse can operate it. -No heavy chains or ~ v for the Machine. Send postal car4 for f'r». Scotch Orovo.I Hzfitae Substitution* and Jr.i't lAdleti, --- -- - . Uoxce waled wltb bine ribbon. Take ae other All pills in pasteboard boxec, pink wrappers, art 4e. in Nt&mps f.>r particular*, traiimoaiaia, an 10,000 Testimonial*. X*me Paptr. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CO , Mold all Local l>Fnggi»i§a AKftfc.Lft*H. m ^aua IA/VJ DOWN WITH HIGH PRICES. WHY not buy from the largest Factory of Middlemen's er TIM woaocRrui mkeks M jaiBufucWnr ita kind in the ClUr world, and OATC sarnies healers' profits. Over 1,000 Articles sold direct to eonrumeri. thereby saving 30 to 50 per cent. Oar New .Automatic Brake >n all Coaches, REmiSEMTSRS OFFICE BHTS VRICYCLCI. ac. FREE. art. ICE CKSTt. iiamnv Ptyng. CHAIRS, WONDERFUL LUBUR6 CHAIR Combines a room-ftill of Chairs in one, besides making a Lounge, Bed, or Conch. . Invalid appliances of every description Fancy Chnirs, Rockers, AO. jgjr Write ut once for Catalogue. Send stamps end men teon good* wanted. THE LUBllRG MANUFACTURING CO. PHILADELPHIA. Pa. Dept. A, 101 No. 321, 323, 325 North 8th Stre«t. "Jhmoy beh-uc wh&t some men say. Itmexin be Frue^f yhaJ'a! men say/ Public endorses Ib is a. solid ca&e o 1MI0H S&polio.-- * couring soap-- For many? years SAPOLIO has stood as the finest and best article of^his kind in the world. It knows no equal, and, although it cbsts a trifle more its durability makes it outlast two cakes of cheap makes. It is therefore the cheapest in the end. Any grocer wiD sqppt? it at a ceasonable price. Syrup The majority of well-read icians now believe that Consume tion is a germ disease. In other words, instead of being in the con­ stitution itself it is caused by innu­ merable small creatures living in tba lungs having no business there ant eating them away as caterpillars the leaves of tree*. A Germ The phlegm that ia coughed ufp is thoMt Disease. parts of the lnng^t which have beeat gnawed off and destroyed. Tbesa little bacilli, as the germs are called ̂ are too small to be seen with tbe naked eye, but they are very mndk alive just the same, and enter tka- body in our food, in the air wm breathe, and through the pores off the skin. Thence they get into tbfe blood and finally arrive at the lunga where they fasten and increase wife frightful rapidity. Then Germoi Syrup comes in, loosens them, killa them, expells them, heals the places they leave, and so nourish soothe that, in a short time consump­ tives become germ-proof and weUUfe $5 W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE cENTiSSMa. 3.5 c •3 •3' SC.OU <-oniiiiie ail - eiii'jl 1 W :-t»iish dress Stioe which command# Hi M.00 Hmul-wwfd Welt. A rtnv i;aUf Shoe equaled lor style and durability. S «J.50 (iotxlyeiir Welt is the standard'di saeB 1 at a popular jiri- e. .50 Policeman'^ Shoe is especially adtag tor railroad men. tarmers, etc. All inaile in tvngress, DnSton and !»"»(•«. .OO for I.a«lies, in the only hand-^Tml Id at HHP popular nrico. •A.50 OoiiKola Shoe for Ladies is a mL ure and promises tj become very _ SO.OO Slio* for Ladles and #1.75 for d~ still retain their excellence tor styh All Roods warranted and stamped with bottom. If advertised local ppent cannot you, send direct to factory, inclosing ad' price or a postal for 'irder blanks. IV. r.. I>0! <.f (S. Hmelttoa. SANTED--Shoe Dealer iu every city and not occupied, t.i fake exclusive s*ency. AH vertised in local paper. Seed for tllusfd cai GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187& W. BAKER & CO.'S Breakfast Coco® from which the excess of aA haa been removed, I* absolutely pun mmdK it is solttble. 1 No Chem iccUm are used in its preparation. & has mors than threr timer Um strength of Cocoa mixed wife. Starch, Arrowroot or g"f% and is therefore far mor« I nomlcal, cotting then I cent a cup. It is delicto 11, i,» nil _ ' ishlng, strengthening, TIWItT X)IO Bated, and admirably adapted for iBwWHt aa well as for persons In health. Sold bjr firocers everywhere W. BAKER & CO., Bin 1 In 11I11 .lfiM* -VASELINE- FOR A ONE-DOLL.US BILL sent as byari we will deliver, free of all charKex, to any penaaBB the United States, all of the following articles,MM fully packed: One two-ounce bottle of Pnre Vaseline....™. One two-ounce bottle ot Vaseline Poiuate... One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream One cake of Vaeeline Camphor Ice One oslte of Vaseline Soap, unseen ted One cakeof VaselineSoap.exquisitely scented Ooe two-ouoce botUe oi White Yaattlue » ' Or, for pottage stamp*, ant/ tingle article m tie named. On no account be peranadtd to accept your drugi/iit anu V'iseline or preparation tA ~~ unless labeled with our name, because jaiu itrill ly re<tire an imitation icfiic/i little or no 1'* ChenebrougH Mfc- Co., 24 State St. . '.1% II sf A FREE OFFER. AUSTRALIAN ELECTRO PILLS. No more use for Liquid M«iliri*«*. derful discovery 1 mm.\ rtiiyv: s, ,£e a short time cures, anv reason-ule oa*e of ¥ !>• . Kidney or Stomach Trouble. H*hitw»t Csa- sttpution. I n Grfiqie. Indirection, biltiov­ ulatory Rheumatism, Feiinle Weaksau^ -i' Skin I»i ee ise,«. *8"Any reader ot taw (aw who will cut this out a id return 'o me wish cents in stamps, to payuo-taire and packing" 1 will s. tid them a laree SI.OO box, .>0 liay*" jrral- ment. on 30 days* trial. It the coinpesiud satisfactory, send 111c balance of my regtlar 75 cents; if uot. return tiie box >mi Address, at once. K. J. WOKiT. Sole control of U.S. and Canada.. Adraiid. Ol PAPER Wanks 4r to €e per roll. Gilts ,'<c per roll. Em­ bossed ('• 1 i t s 10c pt-r rc • I!. The finest parlor pajx r.- with 18 inch frlere to match 15cper roll and upward. ALKKE9 PF.AT^^ Wall 1'aper Merchant, HMts W. Jla liseii-at. »Kit1* PAWT°H "V' w. 1IOR1URL 13yrsial»st war, 15 ad j udic 1 \ CATARRH Agents wanted Landerbach Co-Sevaji C. S. V. N«*. 15- *» _ ADVEK'XISJ lease say yon MW the ad* WHEN WKIT1NG TO ¥» plea in thia paper, # " THE DRESS IS FINISHED, $6 AM I." To that queen of society and iierdrfMoaleiwil would say a word. One, throogh luxur* excitement, and the other, through the toil necessity, may *orae day fited t/»«ir coninion ctue. The Vegetable CompoiiuJ enable both to meet the demand.* of LYOIA E. PINKHAM'S cXTS has stood the test of many ye:»rs. ana im the only PojitiTe t u.-e »n i I.egitlmate V for those peculiar weakuessei a»d ai! women, all organic disease* of the l>r«* Womb, and (Wariau Trouble*, etc. E»#ry dB fist aelis It as a standard article, or sew byaaadT form of l*ifls or Loien^s, on receipt of flJft »«9>ara. »>».'• >»•> • " Idr n--many w n '»»f ftjMia K. PinUMu». . .... •' -r'i

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