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f/3#53f K -ftrik # Jt iM'l clone why the guarantee |Vi >4 ̂/?#t ' -k" A} fa t ' . Vjr ?-fs *** V *• ^ # '. Vi/Jw *»•""c'SI'S^jiSE®.j>*«S f *£ f" i saTY . -. tf A-V^.^ . Vv, f .V i4 T#' w Dr. BetQe'i Favorite Preemption would command attention. It's a tee that means something. ^ taedkfbe doesn't give satis- faettwa, in every caae for which it's lecotmnendcd, the money is prompt* ilf;, . If «©f«mded, Remarkable terms-- !f ? bat it's a remarkable medicine. All Jg-J. .. the functional irregularities and weaknesses peculiar to womankind fj- ape^ cured by it. For Jeucorrhea, " periodical pauis, weak back, prolap- |f ; aasandotherdisplacerocTits,bearing- fo" down. sensations, and all u female £0- v complain to," it'a an unfailing xem- edy. It is a powerful,. restora- k4 • 1s ve tonio and nervine, imparting yj'-Vv «tr«igth ami vigor to the whole system. ||; Try it, if you're an ailing woman. pjVi* If it doesn't help yon, you have j*f ". your money book. i' As a regulator and promoter of . functional aotion, at that critical period of change from girlhood to tromanhood, "Favorite Prescrip- is a perfectly safe remedial •gent, and can prooooe o&ly good tesulti. TOE BEST FOR EVERY PURPOIt &: ' •• " f• • Two Battles Cured He*. VI Cabboll, la., July, USB. t in« Buffering 10 years from shocks in mj head, ao maoh ao that attlmes I didn't uptot llNoonr. I took medlatnes from many doc­ tors, bat did not get any relief until I took Pastor *oenlg*s Nary®Tonio; the seooad dose nH«i«l ae»**4S bottles eared me. S. W. PECK. Inm Gaova, MeBmry Oo„ I1L, May, 90k Duringthelaattwoyears I sufflsrsd for* few - month or two from fainting speUs, of t ;:-vtffirsr£S£' could BotnUmm^bst a»d*ll wares. It la alz montha now elnoc 1 took iMtor Koentg's Nerve Tonic, aw mews spells. , »ad hare had OTTOMAN. 9, J. Sbartook, of Stewart, £m County, IlLt : fsaad Pastor Koaaife Nmr* Tonio to bo* nod --Hy. Be says: Could not aioop after midnight tar aaroral montha, Bleep now vary wall, bawl MS taken aay for two montha. FREEIssss&^&IE^ essfisaE®-"" ftOKNIG MKD. OO^ Chicago, IN. geld by Dragslsta at SI per Bottle. flferlBi iamlttn.SUSi tBotOMbrtS. Many a life has been lost because of the taste of cod- liver oil. If Scott's' Emulsion did nothing more than take that taste away, it would save the lives of some at least of those that put off too long the means of recovery. It does more. It is half- digested already. It slips through the stomach as if by stealth. It goes to make strength when cod4hf*C: oil would be a burden. Scott ft Downs, Cbemisti, 13a South 5th A* Mew York. Votir druggist keep* Scott'a Kmuliioo of cod-lnrer «B-eUdrugg«M everywhere d*. fi. GRATEFUL--COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. -Br a ftwwgh knowledge of the natural law* : wklSi govern the operatt <n* of digestion and nutrl- i ti w, and bjr a oararui appllo «Uon of the fine proper- • Oaaof wel>-eelecteit Cocoa, Xr. Kpna has provldtd oar breakfMt table* with a delloately flavoured ber^ mitiAWi mr save us many heavy doctors* bills. It Is oy the iodieious use of saeh article* of •ka* aooMUMUoa nay oe gr daaU; SSKu Mltru a We •«»•« enough to resist every edsocsa diet Milt up until icy to disease; ^subtle maladies are floating around us -» -- rTTifr*" wherever there Is a weak po.nt. 1 Mr eaoMo many a fatal shaft by keeping our- a*tvaa w«U forUflel with pore Wood a properiy •Kjarta^fram*"--"<*<>« O--tt*. kjb simply with botllar water or mak.jfoia itehatf-poend tta«. y Oroct-m. labelled^thna: ^1--- ^co ( Homasopathlo CbeimaH ENetAim. Mothers S We QfkP JTaaa • Jaunty •Htfc flwrw Bmfttp to •aj/be/Jfedker mm* ChiUL MOTHER'S FRIEND M Jloto C«mjlw«aif*< «/ its Ma, ifornr oa^AWb iXaaKa^^iMgaseaia woakasaa afterward unnl In suofa eaaaa. Km. in Omk, Lamar,Mo^Shik 19th. un. MUDPXELD BEOCLATOK CO., AVX^inPA, OA. nauoanxa. e.«;at mail. i r : . : CHRISTMAS DAY. GOOD old-fashioned Chris'mas, with the loss upon the hearth. The table filled with feasters, an' the room a-roar •*lth mirth, With tike »tock(l#'i crammed to bu'st- ln'. an' themeddeia piled "Ith snow -- A good old - fashioned Chris'mas like we had ao long aso! Xow that's the thing Td like to aee ag'ln i afore I die. But Chris'mas in the city here--It's differ­ ent, oh my I With the crowded huatle-bustle of the alushy, noisy street, :; uv - An* the scowl upon the face* of the stran­ gers that you meet. Oh, there's buy in', plenty of it, of a lot o' gorgeous toys; An* it takes a mint o* money to please modern girls and boys. Why, I mind the time a jack-knife an* a toffy-lump forme Made my little heart an' atockln' jus' chock-full of Chris'mas glee. An' there's feastin*. Think o" feedln' With the stuck-up city folk! Why, ye have to speak in whispers, an ye dar'sn't crach a joke. IThen remember how the tables looked all crowded with your kin, When you couldn't he&r a whistle Mow across the merry din! |Fou see I'm so old-fashioned-like t don't care much for style, An' to eat your Chris'mas banquets here I wouldn't go a mile; I'd rather have, like Solomon, a good yarb- dinner set With real old friends, thau turkle soup with all the nobs you'd get. JThere'a my next-door neighbor Gurley-- fancy how his brows'u'd lift If I'd holler «Merry Christmas! Caught, ? old fellow, Chris'mas gift!" Lordy-Lord, I'd like to try it! Guess he'd k nearly have a St. Hang this city stifTnoss, anyways, loan't get used to Is. {Then your heart it kept a-swellla' till U nearly bu'st your side. An' by night your jaws were achln' with your smile four inches wlde. An* your enemy, the wo'st one, yoa'd just grab his hand and say: "Mabbe, both of us was wrong. John. Come, let's shake. It's Chrls'oaaa day!" Mighty little Chris'maa aplrtt seems tod well 'tween city walls, Where each snowflake brings a soot-flake for a brother as it falls; Mighty little Chris'mas spirit! Aa* I'm pinin', don't, you know, For a good old- fashioned Chris'mas like we had ao long ago. --Alice Williams Brothertoa, in Century. CHRISTMAS ROMANCE, r W E N T Y - P I V E yeais a«o tfcis Christmas Dorothy Hope stood before a glass in her own room at her father s house in New En gland dressing for her wedding. Sud­ denly she cried MOh, you wicked creatures! You. who were my school- mates, . willing ta marri me to that wretch!" •Pr»j, Dorothy, if you do not wakt to msrry Mr. Pnlsiver, why d d you go so far„as to engage yourself to bitn?" in quired the tal'est of the bridesmaids gravely. "My father bade me do It, Hester," •aid Dorothy. "Oh, indeed, he did. but X did not care. I did not know what love was, and the wedding day was set, and I met " "Go on Whom did you meet?" "Charles F ulsiver," sobbed Dorothy. "But he is your bridegroom," broke in the other Kirls "No," said Dorothy. "It is o!d Mr, Charles Pulsiver I am to marry. It is his young cousin I met and loved; but he promised to save me, and the hour Is atmost here and he has not done so Oh, what shall T do?" At tkis moment something struck the window/. Dorothy started up, her cheeks all aglow, and drew aside the curtain and threw up the sash. A piece of paper wi api ed about a stone lay on the till. She opened and read: "Your bridegroom will not come to­ night. Don't retire until you hear this •ignal once more. , Charlks. " She thrust the note into her pocket and turned to the bridesmaids Time passed 011 and no bridegroom appeared .to celebrate the pretty Christ­ mas wedding. At midnight the brides- maids kissed the bride, who had already changed her wedding diess for another, and departed. . The girl waited patiently, and pres­ ently hea d the signal repeated. The note read: "As soon as you can, come to me at the side gate uncer the sycamo.e^ "Charles. " Dorothy was not long in complying with this request, and *he soon joined her lover, who, with a saddled horse in readiness, was waiting at the p.at-e ap­ pointed. / * • * m * • "It's two o'clock. What can they want out of a Christmas night in such weather?" said old John, who kept the toll-gate, to his wife. He stepped out and shouted: "Toll-gate, two pence " "Here, keep the change," said the horseman, who tossed him a coin and passed through the gate only to halt a little beyond. "There is some one following us," he sa'd to the girl who rode behind him and clasped her arms around htm tightly, r "and we had better stand hen under the trees until he goes by." It was young Charles Pulsiver who •poke, and Dorothy Hope who answered. "It may be my father, Charles. If he finds me i am undone." Then they caw the toll-man hold out hie lantern, and heard him cry: "Toll- gate; tuppence." "Here it is. Mr. Tollman!" said an amiable voice, deep-toned but soft "Poor old eo'iMn, he's tied to a big tree In his park, * said Charley, "where a very fierce highwayman in a very fierce mus­ tache overtook him as he rode to his wedding. Afeanwhlle the mustache is 1m my pocket. But then, '»1 is fair,' and so forth." The tollman had discovered that the last arrival was the minister, who was belated, and insisted that he alight and remain all night, which his reverence proceeded to do The horse was led to the stable and then all was quiet. "Dorothy, heaven fiTNl M, Here's © a parson to marry us. Say nothing, but let me tell him what I please, * said Charles, in a wh'sper, as ho helped Dorothy to alight, and taking her by the band led her to the tollman's door. "Hello! have you seen a clergyman ride through here?" he a*kcd, as John answered his summons. • * - ' "The Rev. Timothy Narroway would have ridden through," replied the old man, "but the road is beset-with high­ waymen to-night and I begged him to remain here." "Sir," faia Charles to the Rev. Nar­ roway, as he appeared, "you went to marry a couple at the house of Mr. Hope, and the bridegroom did not show himself. Have you ever seen Mr Charles Pulsiver?" "Never," replied the clergyman. "The girl's father is my friend. * "This is my card," said the young man. drawing one frpm his pocket. "Mr. Charles Pulalver," said Mr. Nar­ roway, reading. ; "I am glad to see you; and you, toe, Miss Dorothy." "Sir," said Charles, "I am most un­ happy at having been delayed from being present at my wedding to-night, but I have brought my Christmas pres­ ent with me, hoping to overtake you, sn i desire that you should marry us. John and his wife will be our witnesses.* "I shall be very happy to do so," said Mr. Narroway, "and to turn our misad­ venture into a romance." "The ceremony was performed in the little back parlor, and the bridegroom ha3 just saluted his bride, when clatter­ ing over the bridge and along the road, came two horses with riders who spurred them 011 in hot haste. "Tollman John," cried a voice they knew to be Mr. Hope's. "There Is trouble at my homo," said that gentle ! man, as he opened the door a moment later, accompanied by the elder Mr. l'ul- slver. "Has any woman ridden through the gate to night? I am looking for my daughter," he went on excitedly. "My dear friend," said Mr. Narroway- advancing, "it is all right. Yourdaugh, ter is here. I have just married her to*1 that gallant little gentleman, Mr. Charles Pulsiver, who has brought good luck upon his married lire by beginning It on Christmas. The elder Mr. Pulsiver soon under­ stood the situation, and at once made the bestof it "Let me be the first to congratulate you," fie said, and the two men shook hands. - == ../•a* *m 1 ̂ CHRISTMAS TREES. ff ' -5 --0 B.rnm Vowpla In the Country May Trlaa Theaa at Little Kxpense. UR nearest store of any size is some fif­ teen miles away, and a crowd of lit­ tle people In the house, who are ex­ pecting to see a m o s t w o n d e r f u l tree. Our Rifts had been bought during a visit to a North­ ern city, and were laid aside awaiting the happy day. We also bought a box was candles and me holders Cer them. The prettiest are those with colored balls at the bottom, but in ease of emer­ gency the candles can be wired to the twigs 4t the tree with very fine hair wire, and will do nicely. There were nearly 300 ornameats -en oar tree before any of the presents went on. They were nearly all home-made, and of the following varieties: First, we cut out of rather, stiff brlstel board some five-pointed stars, little boots, Maltose crosses, butterflies, shields, arrows a«d fcoroesfaoas. Several of each kind were made, a large bowl of boiled paste prepared, and eacl> was covered<on Oorti sioes with colored paper, mostly silver stfid gilt, and some with red and blu >. The arrows, shields and butterflies were voted the prettiest. The latter were made flat, one side cov­ ered with plain ciJt paper, the other with a31 kinds of brilliant colors, and littie round black spots pasted on, to look like nature; the wings were then beat up as if the insects were flying, and with the prettiest sides out; some were wired on to the branches and others hung by threads of dark' green, wliich could not be seen; and they looked a« if poised in the air. \ We next found a piece oKbroken look­ ing-glass in tho attic, and had it e«t up into many littie pieces; bound each one with, lute-string ribbon pasted on, and when dry furnished each with strings by which to hang them up. They reflected all the lights, and made the effect very brilliant Cornucopias we were able to make very easily, for we had a carpenter to prepare us a slender wooden cone, just the shape of one, and it is very pleasant work to paste them together over this model; put a pretty embossed picture on each, and then slip off to dry. The prettiest of all trinkets we made as follows: Taking a quantity of Engilsh walnuts, we sp'it them (one at a time) into halves, tilled one half with little "caraway comfits," giued on the other half, tir.-t slipping in a litt'e loop of rib­ bon at the top, and laid eac h one aside till dry. Then each was gilded with liquid gilding. These litt'e "rattle-! boxes" are lovely, and everybody will want one. A lot of tiny, rosy-cheeked apples were polished up end furnished with strings; also some red ba Is from a plant called the "Solanum," which grows wild here; they look very much like small, round, tomatoes. Not having these, festoons of strung cranberries Iook very pretty. Owls were made out of peanuts by putting in two black pins for eyes, the ptns projecting below the feet, so they could be stuck on the branches. 1'erhaps you could succeed with pop­ corn balls better than I did; ours would not stick together, and we were much disappointed. We bad some little tiny Japanese parasols among our knick- knacks, and some small pictures, and there were also fastened on to this re­ markable tree some little bits of fags; you can get quite a roll of them for ten cents, and they were very showy. But the prettiest of all were the crystallized ornament'." First I made some small baskets of ^annealed wire, and wound them very profusely with bright-colored zephyr; the rose-colored and light green proved to be the pretti­ est, also one that I wound in shaded green, with little dots of red--but the light blue and l^mon-colored were not to be despised. Then I procured five pounds of alum and a large stone crock, and made a hot solution of aium and put in the crock--'aid a stick across the top and suspended my baskets, one at a time. In the hot alum water, leaving them about twelve hours undisturbed. Sometimes I had better success than 1 others, but generally they looked like the most luscious French candy when taken out, m the color of the zephyr showed through the frosting. Then I fcuaf the basket up to dry, reheated the { solution, sometimes making !t stronger and started again. I also crystallized grasses art branches with lovely effeet some of whtah are on our mantel-pteei to-day; I made a fringe of bright rephyr, and crystallised * that, and, ii fact, everytMng "Must bid fair to b< pretty, I put into the alum bath. When the candles were lighted, how everything did spaHrie! And so we had our "frost­ work and icicles," even though we liv< in a Southern climate. Our way of mounting the tree proved very substantial and strong: Two pieces of scantling, six feet long and twe inches by four, were morticed and put together in the form of a cross. At the point where they crossed, the tree wai fMtpRfed upright by being nailed on j wTth long spikes. TWr braces wers then added, making tho whole very strong. Laying stout brown paper un­ derneath we covered the boards from sight with quantities of gray moss and trailing vines, and sprinkled all well with the watering-pot, as a precaution against fire, should any ornament blaze up and fall. ' When the curtains were pnflled Aide, and "our tree" stood revea'ed to all the eager and expectant little people, it was truly a beautiful sight. Irftvera of Science.' Every time we strike a match ve are Indebted to the men who have studied science for the mere love of it, says the Aluminium Age. The men who worked away at coal-tar "just to see what was in it" made the whole world their debtors by discover- inj? alizarin, the coloring principle of madder. And to those men the world is indebted also for aniline, an- tipyrine, and more than 100 other coal-tar product®. Scientists, won dering what was in crude petroleum, found paraffine and vaseline. Pasteur wondered what caused fermentation. He found out, and brought a new er? tq. wine-making. The singing and dancingof the tea* kettle attracted the attention pt a brain, and we have as a consequencc all the applications of steam. The swinging of a chandelier in an Italian cathedral before the eyes of young Galileo was the beginning of a train of thought that resulted in the inven­ tion of the pendulum, and through it to the perfecting of the measurement of time, and thus its application and use in navigation, astronomic obser­ vations, and in a thousand ways we now pass by unnoted, has been ol such practical value that the debt to a scientific thought, even in this one instance, can never be known. Science, in its study of abstract truth, is ever giving to man new be­ ginnings. While the devil is engaged in finding mischief for idle hands to do, science is eternally at work find­ ing something useful for them to da Obeying Order*. "Government employes include • good many very odd men," said a chief cleric of a government bureau, lately. "Some of them are very hard to manage, and none more so than the painfully matter-of-fact and over-exact men, who require an ex­ plicit order for every bit of work they undertake, and literally can do noth­ ing at all without a copy. "<One of t&e most singular of these was Blifkina--Grainy Blifktns, as we fused to call hiss, somewhat unkindly. He was the most literal man I ever kaew. ^Onoe, before I feecame chief clerk, we had a, chief who was extreaely economical -of government property-- which was a food fault, if M was a fault at all. "One time he came into tbe room aad, looking over Blifkins' shoulder, found -him making a small official •computation -on a large sheet of white paper. " 'When you have a aeanorattdtun •or a computation to make,' said the chief, pleasantly, 'it would be better to take a small fieoe of paper for it than a large one.' " 'Yes, sir,' said Blifktas, respect­ fully. "Then he proceeded to tear up the large sheet and throw it in the waste- basket, and taking out a small piece, reoommenced his computation on that." . Strehiatorto Mm. Qhevalier Scrog, while exploring eatern in the Peakof Teneriffe, found a skull which must have belonged to a man at leasit fifteen feet high. It contained sixty perfect teeth of mon strous size. Like Leaden. San Francisco resembles London somewhat. It has a fog almost ev­ ery afternoon, and the wind blows from the ocean at a high rate. Entitled te the Best. Afi are entitled to the best that tfcftlr money will buy. so every family should have, at onee, a bottle of the bast family remedy, Byrap of Figs, to cleanse the sys­ tem when costive or billons. For sale In Mo and $1 bottle* by all leading anwgtsW. Nevei Advertising. Under the death notices tn the Me'- bourne newspapers are funeral notices, inserted by the undertakers, respectfully Inviting friends to follow the body to tbe place of interment The under­ takers add their business addresses and te'ephone numbers. -Xv-^-yV' A Herald of the latest . Clip the lest thirty years or morefroicn the century, and the segment will represent the term of the unbound®*! popularity of Hostetter's Stomach Bfttars. The efwntag of the year 1W will be d(ulind by the" appewne* of a fresh •taaaac of the Bitters, la whteh the uses, der­ ivation, and action of this world-fatnons medl. cine will be lucidly set forth. Everybody ahoutt read it. The calendar and astronomical ealtm- lations to he found in this brochure are always astonishingly accurate, and the statistics. 111 ni­ tration**, iramor, and other reading matter rieh in interest and full of profit. Ai Hostettsr Company, of Pittsburg, Pa,, publish ft, them­ selves. They employ more than sixty bands tn the aoeebanioal work, * months of tbe year Is eoneamed in Its prepara­ tion. It can be obtained without cost o. all druggists and country dealers, aad is printed lu English, German, French, Welsh, Norwegian, Swedish, Holland, Bohemian, and Spanish. Pretty Superstition The Chinese have a superstition that !f they re'ease a bird or a beast in captivity they draw down a blessing up­ on themselves The other day one of them bought three turtles at Portland, Oregon, and threw them into the ocehn. •IOO Reward. SIOO. readers of thin paper will be at Imst e disease that seienco hiM been able to cure Catarrh. erne Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a con­ stitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, therein.' destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building np the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. Tbe proprietors batp so much faith in Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any oase that it falls to cure. Send The readers of thin paper will be pleased to leant that there in at Imst one dreed ed disease that science hiM been able to In all its stages, mm! that is Cats Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only posiUve now known to the medical fraternity. Cat* foxilst of testimonials. Address, F. 3. CHENEY A CO., Sold by Druggists, 75c. Green-Tlnteil Paper. Fome French authors have adopted the practice of using green-tinted paper for manuscript, finding It less harmful to the eyes than white paper. the Only One Ever Printed--Cm Tew Vtad the Word* There is a 8-inch display advertisement In this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same Is true of each new one appearing each week from The Dr. tiarter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent" on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them tbe name of tbe word, and they will return you book, BBAtmrot. utbuqurii, or samples nuts. New Tob«eoo Orantry. A tobacco expert says that Oklahoma will become a great region. • Ton Can't Do It--You can't sow shoe pegs and harvest a crop of wheat. To get wheat yon must sow wheat. Your dyspep­ sia will not get well of itself, but requires a reliable and harmless remedy, such as Dr. White's Dandelion. It cures dyspepsia, biliousness, sick headache and other dis­ eases of the stomach, liver, kidneys and urinary organs. for a Hearing JBestored and Catarrh Curmt by Mood's SarmparUUx. Three ye .is *go. ea a result of Ostsifh. I lost mj» bearing eatirsly and was deaf for wore than • 1 tried various medicines, and pbysicis** be* wtthoat taprovsment. loot Id IMstinffuish Xo Sound. -- Y I wss intending patting my elf under the care of a specta 1st when eome one sninrected thst posaibl? Hood's Sarsspavil'a weeld do mm some aood. I begta taking it without txpeeting atnch help. To mr niwiu acd great Joy I found wheal 1 ad taken three beitlec thst asy hearin: wat letarning. I kept oa taking Hood's Sarsaparilla tin I had taken ttm mora, when I stopped. It is tflw over a jear, and I am troubled but \er/ little wlt'i Catarrh. I consid«r this a ver,- re i arkal> e case."--Han wan Bices. 90 Car er St, Boche ter, N, V. This is the query •'A SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE. The snceess of this Great Ceaeh Cue b without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorised to sell it on a pos­ itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can suc­ cessfully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, aie placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home m tbe United States and Canada. If yon have a Coagh, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will cure you. If yovtr child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If you dread that uistdious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts., 50 cts. and $1.00. If your Langs are sore or Back lame, ous Plaster, use Shiloh's Porous Price 25 cts. R. R. R. DADWAY'S 11 IEUT RELIEF. cuaas ako pbstbktr CeMt, Cetiflis, Sere Throat, Inflnonza, Bron> chilis, PttStMiMit, Swelling el the Joints, Lwnbago, IsSasimatiees, Rheumatism, Neuralgia* Frestbltos, Chilblains, Hoatfachit Too'.hac'BO, Asthma, DIFFICULT BREATHING. CURBS THEJW«H8T PAINS in from one to twenty minutes. MOT UK HOU R after readies tb Ik adver- ttvementnecd any une Bt'KFKR WITH PAIN. Radway's Ready Belief Is a Sure Cere far Every Pain, Mpralna, Hru<ee*. Pains in the Baefc^Chest or Limb*. It was That in*tentlv stops the most excruclstina patns, allays inflammation, and enre« Congestions, whether of the Lungs. Stomaob, Bowels, or otffer glands or org r no, <>y one upplica'ion. A halt to a tesspoonful in half a tumbler of water will in a few miqntes cure Cramps, Bpssmft, ikmr Btomsch, Heartburn. Nervousness. Sleeplesmuss, jack Hesdsrbe, Diarrhea, Dysentery. Colic Flatu- iea< r. and sll Internal peine. _ -- 1 here ts not a remedial a*»nt tn the world that tohamn-irrnwinir 1 3T'.1.1 CQre IVvfr and.Acne and ail other Malarloua. woacoo growing muous and other fcverx. ai.ied bv HA 11 WAV# |n^ifc,«o qu ck aa EADWA¥'S RKADV| fifty Cents per Bottle. Sold by Draggista V BE SURE TO GET BADWATg. petually cm toy's Up What Is _ lips. 'Anffitir It For? no worse than 1 ger, older, balder-! ed boys. Life is an intc point. " What is it for?" tinually cry from tbe cradle grave. So with this little tory sermon we turn and ask:' is August Flower for ?" As answered as asked: It is pepsia. It is a special, the Stomach and Liver. K< more than this; but this We believe August Flower Dyspepsia. We know it wilt' Wm have reasons for knowing it. TwvMAjf years ago it started ina small couife)r town. To-day it has an hoaoreft place in every city and country atonv s one of the largest munh factoring plants ii the country 1 sells everywhere. W hy is this? TI* reason is as simpk as a chOd'a thought. It is honest, does on* thing, and does it right •laqf-Hk cures Dyspepsia. • 0. G. GREEN, Sole M*a'fr,Wo0dtaf7,llJ. DO VOU 1 Colds, Conghs. tnltueais. Whooping ('oufa, Asthma. A certain cure far Omm iKasaasf -- the eanetle ilsKsta--_ taking the ttmt dose. Stud by ilea nil i w|»iia i .»)ge bott.K*. sooenta ana SIM. s'siw, and a Mtr« relief at Ton will VJ^ vvilltfeTH^^ <$AnT* CiA^, you Brovcffir W w/ytn ^01/^evnt yov/ll ^ «»M©1 A sox of Joseph Jefferson, tbe famous American comedian of "Rip Van Winkle" fame, has been In London on a vIsK to hte sister, who is the wife of B. L. Farjeon, the novelist Asthmatic Troubles, Pleurisy Pains, and Inflamed Throats are overcome and healed by Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant---for fifty years an approved stand-by tor all Coughs and Colds. When you bury animosity, don't set up* headstone over Its grave. COUGHS AND COLDS. Those" who are suffering from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, etc., should try Brown's BaoaOKiAi. Troches. Sold only in hazes. Tns reason why some men are such inveterate wind bags would seem to be because their wives blow them up every •day. For Indigestion, constipation, sick head­ ache, weak stomach, disordered liver--take Beeeham's Pills. For sale by all druggists. It l« curious that when a man drops his'voice it make9 less noise than when he raises it NIMLO IEKHEDT ; Of Rata), Mm, &ts Kennedy's Medical Discovery cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep Seated Ulcers of 40 years5 standing, Inward Tumors, and every disease of die skin, ex* cept Thunder Humor, and Cancer that has taken root Price |i.5o. bold by every Druggist in the U. S. and Canada. Taa Public Awards iu Palm to Ham's Kohr w Boinoom am Vab as a eongb remedy. Pita's Toonucm Dbofs Cnratn one Mlnnte. Wr are slow to believe what, If we be­ lieved, would hurt our feelings. lr afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Iaate 1 hompeon's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 2 ks FITS.--All Fits stopped free by Dr.Kline's Greet No Fits after r jatlae and taj> _ Fit vases, bead to £>r. Kline, wl Arch St, Pliila„ Pa. Nerve Restorer. No 1 veUoux cure*. Treati* its after first day's use. Mar- lijOO trial Dottle free to m THE SMALLEST Plli. IH THEMfOBLPI ^ * T U T T ' S * •TIWY LIVER PHXS* • have all tbevlrtaee of the burger oneei. equally eibethret pureL Exact alae ahown In thia I 1 RELIEVES all Stomach Distress. REMOVES Nausea. Sense eg Congestion, f aus. REVIVES Faiuxq ENERGY. RESTORES Monaal Ctanbtftafc. Warms to twin. M. HAgTgft •COICINg M..tLM> OOLD MMDSL. PARIS. UNI W. BAKER &C0.9 Breakfast Cocos (ten wMehtka Hit No Chemical* arsneedia Ha prspaiHsai K has mars than tkem Hmm Aa- ririaftt ef Ceeea mlaed wMh» Stuck, Awcwieel or §ags%. aad Is tMnlM Hr iaese eae> • oomical, oeirtwj. leee>Mea «a^ I cent a cup. ltladeiie!ee%aaaw __ * iahlag, etrengtheniag, uni» mbsstio, and admirably adapted tor infaltfe es well as for peteoas la health. Seld by Creeera eiesiaheie. ' W. BASER A 00H DorefeMter, KmK A m m FOLKS REDUCED Ohioairo.i HI AIIO Speakers, lHaloanee, Eatartainmenta. U| flfS (ftmat. Sports. AtSletles, Charades. | Lll I U Tableaux. Amusements. OAtu«iB*)fc Fkii. DeWitt Publlahlna Honne, Mew lorit M A N Y S U C H . A group of mechanics was seated In tho engine- room when one said: "How was It Tom?" "I was caught np, Blapped 'gainst tho ceiling and whirled down to the floor. I lay there liko one 1 dead, and every muscle was spmined. I was leuod in one day." What cured liimf ST. JACOBS OIL with equal facility and certainty, has cured promptiv and permanently worso cases. Here 18 one after suiTering half $ lifetime. 14 Sumner St., Cleveland, 0., August 11,18S8. arm clubbing chestnuts; oouid not lift my arm; constant , Jacobs Oil cured me. JACOB ETZENSPERGEE. RIGHT I ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT. Ia 1851 sprained my pain until 1880, when St. Jacobs Oil cured me. "ALL 3 akfe.,' aid ,t> A y •>! /'ft JELLY-FISH CHRIS1WITY. Jelly-fish Christianity Is what the Bishop of Liverpool says is the great danger of the times. The jelly fish, though pretty and graceful in the sea, becomes a mere useless lump when cast on shore. This sort of thing obtains in medicine. There are plenty of cough remedies that look pretty and taste well. They do well enough when there is nothing the matter, but when the patient is ;in the grasp of pneumonia or the jchild is in the agonies of the croup, and there is no time to send for the doctor, then they are worthless. At Buch times Reid's German Cough ij^KD Kidney Curb comes lik^"*^vis- Itabt from above. It relieves the suf­ ferer at once, and when the paroxysms <3ome it can be given again arid again Hintil a cure is effected. This great Remedy contains no poison but it is -unrivaled for its work in severe cases of lung trouble in whatever form. Get it of ydtar druggist. '* Sylvan Remedy CO.. Peoria. HI. WANTED! STONE * MEMTOTRAVEL. WaparSfiO to flOO a month and expenaea. nXUNOIVli, MMHsonrwia. PATENTS Qulc-Uv obtained. • O tea until patent is Adriee .* Book free. SlIU MTtlfllC'T Wi No atiy's allowed. _ ash., P.O. rarrt You will nothe bnn^radM of books, va- I ULL! pere. masu nsa.novelties, etc. 10 etc. silver pay. tor your ddr.-«s la tb* Enterpri « Vo.'h l)lr - c- iory, wnlch roe« to Bras all nv r he U. 8. and Cauada. Copy sent t-> ron. Address tbe Sn erprire Publ uliins Co., Hunter's Poin. JLonc Island City Ji.Y. ILLINOIS CHI SOLID VESTIBULE TRAIN? Mir at aoo^m. traia Ckteaea. Sa> m! « eqnipment, built mwl; Jbr thi* Mtiaea. llshted thranahoatl mation of roar lo A.H°HAJf^)W.a irtai* ten pattern, sami ttons, etc. all by Onr improved BmlmMsriasl chine makes Rimm w m yarn orn Tine Embroidenna «i h ailh erai CircuiarH and teiiu-to klf.t colore.1 patiem book.) npica of 1 work, eat., price I nailing St.i*. Satisfaction aaen» teed or moaey refunded. E. BOe» * C TMs>ft VffET PRIVATE ^ ISO Adsma St., CHICAOO. IlU Cures for Life a'l Chronic. Nervous Dtsea»e««.CJi» fanic Weakuew. Ba.lrn'ueMX. I'u itu *•< to 'loo FmineM Ev;» uation< of th * HI >tl l«r. BtrroS* neiM. Book "LIFE'S SKCKtri' EttKOKIS, wititjnM* tion Lint, fori-cont vtaittw. _ >0. s» -*a C. N. V. whiw wnrrtNa to inwnriimnwi f v pltaae aay yoe a»w the erfvesttassRMaS la this paper. unrated PobUeattons. with „ *rS, desert Oiu# Minnesota. North Dakota, lloutana. Jdaho, II I L L y s s h i n a t o n M i d i w a s o n t t h e F r e e . OsraraneDUadCmPfl 1 Northern Paclflo R. R. Best Agricultural, Orastac now open te aettlers. Mail CMS. I. UINII. Land Com.NJ1 _ FBEE. Address ttjutu.panl.iuna. rlLEoggasi^jasa'gcag Cure la tl dan - - .Tin SaiMpaople. either sex, I1C {»S'tMi«i;'aM«a?0».' Steady wert. No i Posltwelj Cwei arith Vegstahis SssMtfes. Ten days treatment tarniahod free by real postage. "HOW 0L0 I LOOLMtt MOT VET ^ Many women fade early, aimpjy th«V do not take proper care of thai Tliey overlook tliose minor aikasms If not checked In time, will it* ttowa «i Health and Beauty. Auk? tint ajpnflwt of vital weakness, use LVOM L PIMCIUM'S mS3V The rosea will retnro to your eheeks, saBMT l~k» com© nrm, tztu omk sm imnw known no more. Yew ampetite wilt "aw- "it: ; come firm, known no and the food noarish yoa. w i ' , vv.: \ gists, or sent %f nail, la for* ol Lozenges, on receipt of *h<XK . iMMa la Wsfchw* •eO.Oskalqrwatl