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I war ostler the doctors' treatment without relief, when our Pastor handed me one of your books. After taking the first bottle of Koenig's Nerve Tonlo, I felt it -wan helping me and continued taftfovins wonderfully. « * « 1 expect to con- ilinK with the medicine. Mise IDA F. BUSH. •--A VsIniMe Bodk an Nervoai IHsensett sent free to any address, andjjeer putlenta can also obtain this jiiedit'ine free of change. IU« r«HM>d.y has been prepared by the Reverend Buster ioestiK. of Fort Wsnic, Ind.. since 1870k and Bow pee^ared trnde^bis direction fertile KOENIC MED. OO^ Chicago, III. gOldbirDtWSseteatei per Bottle. GfortS Tjww SIb«, SUS. 6 Bottles ttor 90. FREE ' I.ITTLB NUT PEOPLE. Old Vlstress Chestnut once lived in a btor PsiiiJiK' and lined With the softest of fur. W' Frost, split it wide with his keen sUvar knife, > And tumbled her out at the risk of her life. Here is Don Almond, a grandee from Spatn How < raisins from Malaga came in his train.' He has a twin brother a tdiade t r two leaner. When both oomo together wo shout, "PI: opena I" TMs in Sir Walnut; he's fingliRh, you know, X,Hdy «nd Lord So-au !-So. -r A friend of my I .. WJmewr you ack old - ir Walunt to dinner. He sure and liave wine for the gouty old binner. * Litt'e Miss Peannt, from North Carolina, •Blie b cot 'ristocrafc. but no nut is finer. Sometimes she is roamed anil burnt to a elude?. In Georgia they call her Alios Goober, tit l'indor. Little Miss Hazlenut, in her best bonnet! Is lovely enough to be put in a sonnet J Kent** "r*" ̂ rt kas journeyed from To ask her to marry him soon after Lent. This is old Hickory; look at him well. . A general was named lor him, so I've heard tell. Take care how you hit him He sometimei hits back! , This stolid old chap is a hard ant to crack. Old Mr. I'ntternut, jnst from Frazil, _ In rugged and rough as the aid# of a hill: But likt- many a countenance quite aa ill-fav- ored His covers a kernel deliriously flavored. Here is a Southerner, graceful and slim, * 111 flavor no nut is quite equal to him H*. Mourieur Pecan, you know what it means To be served w.ith black coffee in > ranch New Oreuhs. Dear little Chinkapin, modest and riea*,. Isn't-she cunninu mdlsn't she. sweet 1 Her (•kin is as smooth as a little boy's chin, And lbs equinruls allohaUerol Mlse Chinka­ pin. • .. •' I'm And now.' my defer children. - told r All the queer rhymes that a nutshell , hold. - . --St. Nicholas. I have ELY'S DI CREAM BALM I when applied into tli- nostril* will be ab­ sorbed effectually, cleansing the hea l ol catarrhal virus caus- inx healthy secretions. it allays inflammation. protects the membrane from additional colds. completely heals tho sores. and restore* •ense of taste and small. TR* THE CURB. _ _ « «napplied into each nostril and is agree- Druwtnts or by mail. l£Lif BRQim-.Ka, 56 Warren Street, New York. Catar^v, 1 HAYfEVER MISS FAL LKXEi;. Dick was prepared for a dull morn­ ing. Driving your sister is not the most exciting occupation imaginable, and when that sister and her lxv trothed occupy the back seat and arc totally absorbed In each other, the situation is almost dreary. . Dick was fee linn gloomy. If Jim Gardner and Carrt* wen' a pretty picture of devoted happin^**, Dick was no less pleasing as a sarunk* of sturdy youm? manhood--sturdy and yet sliy. * Dick was a bashful felkiw, but he was so handsome aoad Iftliue-eyed, and fair-haired and -sian-lnaraed, thai liis modesty was only an addori charm. '•Drive into' Mrs. lianfKfflm's Diet." said Csirrie. 4-Mothea- wants sue ttn get bee spinecl pickle receipt..'" Smaething blue and white was visi­ ble i;ti a hamiuock i u Aid's, liansuiu's Tiird. Ob.^ Carrie xiTurmwredl, ^ifs Mrs. fisom'!» niece, a Miss Fanlksierifmrin: he city---some (citw. Sally decker wasfeliimg aliout bei:. :8besa\vs -she's awfully rich aud stylish: says -she's' been daere befure, but she never dared cail oti ber. She -says she's been <t«> Euiroi>e twice, and--well, that she's too stylish for ;anvthi«g.r 'Carrie eiardM, hunriedfy, Jim gave a derisive laugh, but Dick sat painfully blushing. To be forced to encounter such a creature! tie preferred being swallowed by.au earth­ quake. Ou-diail Mrs. Ransom <carue out at sight of the buggy. '•Came here, Maggy," slhe ciilled. ••'Msy niece, Miss .Faulkner--Mtes Gor- wiio, Mr.-Corwin, and J inn Gardner. I've beard you were engaged >iio a Jim Gardner from Meckliu.ville, Carrie, and 1 suppose that's the young mail. " It ended in a good genej-al laugh. But Dick was too bewildered,to laugh. For there w:as added ito his awe the element best calculated ifctMteduce u' shy young man to the deipt/bs of mis- er3r--.adiuiraitian. Miss Faulkner wore some .airy sum­ mer garb in which blue predominated --blue«tri;peS, a blue felt hat, blue lacings i n her blouse. She was black- hained, dark-eyed, pink-cheeked, and the possessor of a 4eep dim pie. *4Y<au nausit con»e with us for a drive, Miss Faulkner." said <Carrie, prony>tl\- <4Go on, Maggy,-" said Mrs. Ransom. Dick stepped down, and Miss Faulkner, witia a laughing word of deprecation, stepped up, then Dick drove oa. "Forgot tine pickle receipt:!" Carrie cried. If Dick could have laugh'ed with them! But lx* couid not. His mood was almost solemn, lit was not only stiff with embarrassment, but lie was startled Had he ever seen her. be­ fore? Where? It might have been In some angelic vision- Miss Faulkner was charming as she turned to him. with a faint blusli, for the oddity of the situation. "I'm rather unconventional to come like this," she declared to Dick. Jim and Carrie had settled back to a duet. "But I do love to drive." "You do?" said Dick. He meatit it to sound genial, but knew it sounded stiff I thinlc the roads about here WMy couldnt he think of something to rejoin? He should think of the right thing later, he knew. I|e flicked the horses, and thought of say­ ing something about the length of her visit, buf that brought to mind tK" imposing glories to which she would return. Rich, stylish, trav- led, and Dick had never been farther than Farrington in his est, healths' life. - But he mastered couraga.for a des­ perate final effort. "Haven't I seen you before?" he said rather bluntly. "Me! Where?" said Miss Faulk­ ner. "That's what I don't know,"he said lamely. "But I . thought --why -- somehow--I don't know; I can't ex­ plain it. Maybe I never have." He expected no reply to that stam­ mering attempt, and'^ot nonfe: Miss Faulkner sat quiet, as though dis­ couraged and exhausted at last. And Dick--poor Dick! He wished that he wassomewhere--anywhere else; that he knew enough to say boo to a goose; that he had never been born. What must-she think of him? . That he was a tongue-tied, rural gawk! He cast an affrighted glance at her, sitting demure and lovely. He was almost in love with her, he knew that* In love with her! Well, his misery was strangely complete. Half an hour ago he had been phlegmatic cally serene. Now! "Look!" Carrie cried. miracu­ lously rousing herself. "Wild roses! Jim, go and get some this instant. Dicky too. You waat some, don't you. Miss Faulkner?"' "Oh, yes:" Miss Faulkner crio *«d took the lines frcKu Dick. "You shall have all I ea« get," he murmured anxiiHisly. Jim followed toioi, asad Carrje fol­ lowed Jim, "I know theyll -ov.erl«»k that pret­ tiest spray--jiast for 41 minute, Miss Faulkner,1" sbe said. It. was far ittmre tlian a minute. The horse gave a sudden plunge; though eighteen years old and sober- Mess iteftlf, he .clung to the habits of youth. A white paper was driven under the -sorrel nose -by the wind, and the frightened animal gave a snort und galloped down the road at higli -K}>eed. There was a'turn not far a'way, and Dick had not recovered his breath before he saw the last flicker of Miss Faulkner's blue dress in a cloud of dust. 'The old horse flew round the cornor. '•'She'll lie killed!" shrieked -Carrie, while-dim stood pctritled. But Dick swung into the road and ran. jlle had not l#y?n aware that •such:powers of swiftness lay in him. Of course she would be killed, or 1'eartuilv injured, at best. He should find her lying somewhere--that he was sure of. But where? He had 'turned the corner, but he could as yet see nothing. How far he had run he 'didii't know. It was nearly a mile. Small wonder that when he did make out something ahead of him at last things were swimming before hise\o> and his head was buzzing. The ob­ ject was a person, and not a recum­ bent person, either. It was Miss Faulkner -harrying toward him. "Mr. Corwin," she panted, "ofi, (did you think that I was killed? How .absurd it was. Nothing but a news­ paper. But how you look. You've run all the way!" " She dropped down on the grass, and pulled him down be­ side her. "I'm afraid you've almost killed yourself," she cried. "Dotake off your hat and loosen your collar. You're purple!" "I'm all right," Dick gasped. "It's \vou. I thought I should find you51 lying dead somewhere. I saw your hat back there." "That came off of coui^e." "I al most gave you up then." She half pouted. "Didn't you think I had a bit of nerve to let myself be killed by a frightened horse? I just sat still and •held the lines with all my might and let him run till he got tired. I was sure he'd stop some time. He's up there unr er that big maple. See him? I tied him to the post and ran back. I thorf^lit you'd be worried," she Unished demurely. [ y "But you're plucky!" crieC Dick, his heart thumping a trifle less furi­ ously. ' "Why, not *0 awfully," said the girl, glancing at him half frowningiy. J'Amy wther line of conduct would have been stupid, you know. And why Khomldn't I know something about horses? We have one, and I driveaJl-wver Farring,ton every day." •"Farringtou?" "Don't go back to monosyllables, Mr.Corwia. Yes, Farrington. Why not? I've Jived there nineteen years and thfee montiis." "iu Farringtou?" said poor Dick, dazedly "We liked each other from the very first," he said simply. "Only that story of yours came near settling things; the horse ran away in the nick of time." "It wasn't mine, Dick,"said Carrie. (She raid Jim had been married in September.) "It Was Sally Decker that said ity-and she always mixes hyn-': things up. / It was your own fault If "•Hrou believed it; I didu't.'!,--WaYcrly Magazine. V HAY-FEVER MAKES * MOTHERS' FRIEND" CHILD BIRTH EASY. Gol-uln, La., Dec. S, 1886.--Mjr wife need MOTH EE'S FRllSliHD before her third confinement, and says she would not be without it for hundreds of dollars. DOCK MTT1T18. Sent by express on receipt of price, $1.50 per bot­ tle. Book " To Mothers " mailed free. BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., row UUC MY ALL DRUQQiaTS. AT LANTA, QA. ANAKJS.SIS Riven i nstrat relief, i-nd Is an INFALLI­ BLE COKE for PILES. Price, $1; at firugsiBts or by mail. Samples free. Address "ANAKfiSIS," Box 241K. Nfw Yobk Cxtt. PILES |S ^uiokiv obtained. No m m-m rn mmmm m wfe0 until patent la allowed. Advice « Booh free. 61Q8E PITEIT ACC'V Wagh.. P.O. Piao'a Remedy fot Catarrh la the •• Best. Kasipst to Us«, and Cheapest GMPT& RRH Sold toy druggists or aent br mail, m?, m T- »t;^eltlne, W*rrm Pa. are beautiful," said Miss Faulkner. "But the names you call them! I've heard of the crab road and the old cider- mill road."' * "And the Josiah Hinckley road," Dick managed to add. "I should think you'd call this the rick-rack road," she said, scanning its winding length. Dick laughed. If only the blood had not gone tingling into his face the next minute! It was the sudden recollection that Miss Faulkner had been twice to Europe which made it. "Aunt Mary thinks there's 00 place like Norwood," said Miss Faulkner, brightly. "It is very pretty." "Not so very," said Dick. Her blue sash blew into his lap, and he did wot know what to do about it. "But it is," said Miss Faulkner. •'Are there many young people?" "Not very many," said Dick. He wished Carrie and Jim would help him out, but they were fathoms deep in a low-toned dialogue. "I think I should know," said Miss Faulkner, whispering and stalling, "that your sister was engaged, eveg if I hadn't heard it." "It's plain enough," said Dick. "If she Were not so stylish, so rich --hadn't been abroad so frequently! And if he were not haunted by that queer notion of having Seen her be­ fore. "If I didn't bring my book along!" she ejaculated, thumbing hfer hitherto forgotten pamphlet. "A silly little thing I was reading in a hammock-- a regular hammock novel--'Molly's Lovers.' Molly has six frantic lovers, so far, and I'm expecting a seveBth every minute." . from the city." "Hardly. Farriagtoa kas^nly 10,- 000 inhabitants, you know. Is that the reason you were afraid of me?" She lowered her mischievous eyes. "That and a few other things." "What other things?" "My sister said she heard that you were very rich, high and mighty, and --but if it had teen true, I ought not to have acted like a fooL I'm bashful, naturally, Miss Faulkner, and I was at«>ut rattled ont of my wits. Oh, yes; I heard you had been to Europe twice." She threw up both hands and her pretty round chin. "Europe! We went to the Thou­ sand Islands once; but we had to economize rather to do that. Father has a hardware store, and not such a very prosperous one, either. There! Am I candid enough for 37ou? Are you afraid of me still, Mr. Corwin?" What was the matter with the blithe girl? She was smiling, but her dark eyes were misty. Dick did not know then, but a time came when he did. He had felt the power of her delicate beauty, her brightness, and *--there was an answering thrill In her own heart. "I am not afraid of you," said Dick. "And I know where I saw you before; it was in Farrington, a long time ago, and I have never forgotten 3'ou." As he looked at her she blushed and smiled; and it did not jeeur to them to drive back ti 11 Jim and-Carrie cainc in sight down the road. Dick's shyness was not wholly eradicated. It was Ave months after­ ward that he came home from Far­ rington and told his sister he had left a ring on Maggy Faulkner's band. ' A (rillln. Donald MacPherson was a" very quiet man, but he knew how indny beans made five. He was acting as a boatman and a gillie to a gentleman not very long ago on a highland loch, and the latter, with a View to spur him to his best efforts as well as to keep things square, said,)on begin­ ning to llsli: "Now, Donald, we'll have a dram for every half-dozen fish/' ? "I'll not be mind in*, whatever," was Donald's reply. This arrangement was duly carried out to their mutual satisfaction. Some days later the same gentleman went to flsli 011 the same loch, and Donald was again his boatman. Af­ ter landing several llsh lXmakl looked up and insinuatingly'remarked:' "I'll be thinkin'that'shal/a dozen:" "N«, only Ave," returned the gen­ tleman. ; "Six, to be surely," repeated the otflher. • » . " The catph'being counted, six it was, and, as Donald expected, the flask was produced. The fishing continued, and again Donald suggested: "That'll be another six." •'No, Donald, only five.this time. I counted them." Without further words Donald opened the basket, and, sure enough, a dozen beauties lay inside. The fish­ erman was astonished, as he had counted his catch, the more carefully for being wrong the tirst time. But seeing is believing, ann much to Don­ ald's satisfaction the tiask was pro­ duced. The next time, however, tfce gentleman counted most, carefully-- one, two, three, four, live--then turning, to his ama/.eiuent--and I hiay add, amusement--he caught Donald in ths act of taking a lish from his pocket. The worthy Gael had, in anticipation of the same ar­ rangement as the tirst day. provided himself with a number of flsh as a means to hasten the drains. Kot So Hud mn IIIn Two retined-looking ladies sat in the members' gallery of the House of Representatives picking out the vari­ ous statesmen on the floor with the aid of the chart in the congressional di­ rectory, says the Washington Post. A rather vociferously attired ynwaaig lady sauntered in and took a seat beside them. "Do tell me whene .JerrySimp­ son is!" exclaimed the newcomer; "I have heard so much altout Jaim." One of the ladies poi 11 ted out the Alliance Kansan in the arena beneath. "Ola, no, that isn't Jerry Simpson,"" pro­ tested the loud young lady c.cmifl- dently. "I would know him because 1 have seen his pictures." 4*And 1 have known Mr. Simpson for ^me time myself," replied the lady. "Well, he does not seeaa tuft toe such a bad-looking man after all/' the vo­ ciferous young lady commented after a careful scrutiuy. "I wonder if he .brought his wife with hiaiy" "I be­ lieve she is in the city," the quiet lacly asserted. "I would like to f.ee her too. They do say she isn't so very awful. How do you suppose she likes all things the papers say about him?" And the fashionable ma3de.ii rattled away several conjectures im regard to Mrs. Simpson. "She doesn't mind it," responded the elder lady. '•'Do you know Mrs. Simpson too?" in­ quired the sightseer. "Very well,' remarked the other serenely. "I .am Mrs. Simpson. Nothinf FertstMn. It Is a terrible reflection--nothing is forgotten. The oath you have just uttered will be remembered forever. In the long ages of the future i.t will echo through the caverns of despair, making more terrible the dismal abocle. A good word you have spoken will vibrate on the ear, giving melody throughout eternity. Be careful bow you speak. Take care what you do: The archives of Heaven will never be destroyed, the scroll .'ou now pen with your acts and thoughts, will re­ main in living characters on the wal& of nature, never to be obliterated What volumes of oaths and falsehood will be opened to th£ everlasting con­ demnation of thousands! Who will not think right and act right, that the future may lie written in golden words of love and kindness, mercy and truth! Let the terrible thought, nothing is forgotten, be so tixed in your mind, that you will never utter an oath--tell a falsehood--or speak a prd, that you would not be willing 11 the world to hear. A Witty Anawor. It was a witty answer by which a heft) whom Bismarck was commissioned by the Emperor to decorate with the Iron Cross of the First Class discom­ fited the Chancellor's attempt to chaff him. "I am authorized," said Bismarck to him, with that liking for playing jokes! which has been so strong throughout his career, "I am author­ ized tobffer you a hundred thalers in­ stead of the cross." "How much is the cross worth? asked the soldier. "Three thalers." "Very well, then, Highness; I'll take the cross and ninety-seven thalers." Bismarck was so surprised and pleased by the shrewdness of the an­ swer that he gave the man both the eross and the money Safe to Remain^ The fact is not stated, but this lit­ tle occurrence, reported by the New York Sun, must have taken place in t^e good old times when ministers were more eloquent, or congregations more patient, than is the case at present. A stranger entered the meeting house in the middle of the service, and took a seat in the back pew. Presently he whispered to the man at his side, evidently one of the old members: "How Ion* has he been preaching?" "Thirty or forty years, I think," answered the elderly man. »«I don't know exactly." "I'll stay then," said the stranger. 44He must be nearly done " In tii* Nick or Tine. The nttk of time to step tb oonrae of bfeMw end kidney complaint* ia when the organ* con. ecraed exhibit a tendency to grow inactive. The heaiihlnl impnlae toward activity that they recatve from fiostetter'a Stomach Bitter* rea- eues them from impending danger, and avert* •uch dangeroaa maladies as Bright * diaeaae and diabetea. Sltigglahneaa of the kldneya la- creeae* a liability to chronic rheamatiam, goat, and dropay. and since the blood ia filtered by these organs' in its passage through them, the operation of thefiicbers serves a doubly nappy purpose. The medicina act* without exciting, lflce the fiery stimulants of commerce. Mal­ arial, dpspoptic, constipated, and nervous in- valids are (thoroughly relieved by it. Sinee the advent of that shocking malady, la grippe, it has been widely demonstrating its usefulness r :- a curative and preventive ot it. If you would talce the conceit out o some people, the remains would del identification. . The Most Pleaoant Way Of preventing the grippe, co!ds, heath aches, and fevers is to use the liquid laxative lemedy Syiup of Figs, when­ ever the system needs a gent e, yet ,< effective cleansing. To be benefited one* mu?t get the true remedy manufactured" by the California Fig Syrup Co on y. i For sale by all druggists in 5Cc. andm • bottles. ' The most heavily taxed country In Europe is France. « % r ... f jr- r "J-t -» Catarrh Can't He Cured With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they oannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh la a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it tou have to take internal remedies. Hall's Ca­ tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly «n the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca­ tarrh Cure is no quack 'medicine. It was pre­ scribed bv one of the best physicians in this ooiintry for years, and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonic® Vnown, com­ bined with the host- blood purifiers, acting di­ rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what produce# such wonderful results in curing ca- Uurli. Send for testimonials, tree. F. J. CHENKV iz CO., Prop*,. Toledo. Bold by druggist*, price 75c. An untruthful thought is trying to believe something which we are afraid is not true. Ears Yocr Cough by nsing Dr. D. Jayne'a Expectorant, a sure and helpful medicine for all Throat and Lung ^Uiients, and a curative for Asthma. There are only 40,000 Hawaiians left, fifty years ago there were 80,000. Beecham's Pills enjoy the largest sale ot any proprietary medicine in the world. Made only in St. Helens, England. 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The stomach ia out ot order, ths head aobes ordoe« aotieei right. The Nerves seem strained to their utruos', the mind is oonfnsed and irritable. Ti;l* condition Snd's an excellent cor­ rective in Hood's 8*'saparilla, wLfch, by It* regu­ lating and toning power , soon Cures Indigestion, restores harmony to tbe Kysiem, gtiei strejiffth of tnlud. nerves* an<i bedy. B* sure tofif't Hood's Sarsaparilla which in curativ • puwer is Pt-culiar to Itwlf. _ Hood's Pills cure liver ill*. Priea 25o. • • • • • • o • « e • It is for tho euif of (l.vnpepaia and ltn atteiHlantn, Ni<-k-lieadauhe, coiutipa- A tion and pllm, that ~ ITutt'sTiw Pills? V l^ve become no famous, Th*y «otW gently, without prlpSn^ or nausea. # • # © O © & # Q © This GREAT COUGH CURE, this success­ ful CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug-s gists on a positive guarantee, * test that no othcr Curt can stand successfully. If you have a COUGH, HOARSENESS er LA GRIPPE, it will cure you promptly. If your child has the CROUP or WHOOPING COUGH, use it quickly and relief is sure. If you fear CON­ SUMPTION. don't wait until your case is hope­ less, but take this Cure at once and receive immediate help. Price 50c and $1.00. Ask your druggist for SHILOH'S CURE. If your lungs are sore or back lame, use SBiloh's Porous Plasters. DONALD KfNNSRV Of Roxbury, Mass., Says: Strange cases cored by my Medical Discovery eome to me every day. Here is one of Par* yei»-- Blindness--and the Orip. Xow, how does my Medi­ cal Discovery cure all there? I don't know, unless it takes hold of the Hiddtn Poison that makes all Humor. Viroixta Citt, Nevada. Sept. 9,1891. Donald Kennedy--Dear Sir: 1 will state my rase to yon: About nine years ado I was paralyzed in my left side and the best doctors save me no relief for two years, and 1 was advised to try your Discovery, which did its duty, and in * few months I was re­ stored to health. About four yearj ago I-became blind in my left eye by a spotted cataract. Last March I was taken with La Grippe, and was confined <o my bea for tbree months. At Uie end ot that time, as in ihe i-tart, then it struck me that your Discovery was the thing forme; o I got » bottle, and before it was half gone I was abl-i to go to my work in the mines. Now in regard to my eyes; as I lost my left eye. and about six months mv right eye became affected with black spots over the sisht as did the left eye--perhaps some twenty of them-- but since I have been using your Discovery they all left my right eye but one; and, thank God, the brieht light of heaven is once more making its ap­ pearance >n my Itft eye. I am wonderfully aston­ ished at>t. and thank God and your Medical I)is- covery. Yours truly. Hank Whxt*. PUBLIC MEN. The news last week that Secretary Blaine had broken down caused the greatest consternation in Washington, and why? Because it has been re­ ported that Mr. Blaine has kidney trouble, and so terrible and insidious are the attacks of this malady that if he should break down at his^time of life his career as a public man would be ended. Kidney trouble is the frequent cause of pneumonia and of apoplexy, and it always begins with a slight cold, rendering tlte kidneys inactive. When you take cold get a bottle of Bsip's German Cough and Kidney Cure. It is the best reicfcdy in the world for all maladies that arise from a cold, •either in the lungs, kidneys, or in the head. It contains no opiates or narcot­ ics, but it incites the organs to action. It can be taken with the utmost free­ dom apd without fear of dangerous results. Get It of any dealer, and ask for Hkid's German Cough and Kidnky Cure. Sylvan Kkmedy Co., Peoria, 111. Thos_ --> have used Boschee's Ger­ man Syrup for some severe and chronic trouble of the Throati and Lungs can hard­ ly appreciate what a truly wonc.er-| ful medicine it is. The delicious sensations of healing, easing, clear-! ing, strength-gathering and recover­ ing are unknown joys. For Ger­ man Syrup we do not ask easy ra<e*. Sugar and water may smooth a throat or stop a tickling--for a while. This is as far as the ordinary cough medicine goes. Boschee's German Svrup is a discovery, a great Throati and Lung Specialty. Where farf years there have been sensitiveness, pain, coughing, spitting, hetnorr-' hage, voice failure, weakness, slip-j ping down hill, where doctors audi medicine and advice have been swal-! lowed and followed to the gulf of despair, where there is the sickening conviction that all is over and the end is inevitable, there we place German Syrup. It cures. Yon axe a live man yet if you take it #' ,"-x itres Colds, Cotighs. Sore Throat, Cn4d> - lesM, Whooptnx Cutigh, BraaeMtteM4 IstlmiM. A certain cure f >r Consumption ia first Stages, and a Mir • relief in fwlvxnce*] stMce*. Use1 at nnof. You will the excellent effect aften taktnac the ilrst dose. 8oid by ac>»»ic> c.'«rvwttenw > ho" "" ' ' " Large nott < writs and $1.00. THE ONLY TRUE | IRON TONIC Will purify BLOOD, rand*** KIDNEYS, remove LITsK disorder, build s-1renjrtn. renew appetite, restore health and vigororyouth. Dy»p«Mla. , indigestion, thattlreufeel- i Injcatisolutely eradicated. Ilnil brightened, hraim power Increased, ' • boms, nerves, mus­ cles, receive new force, •offering from complaints pe. i 1 enliar totlielr sex, uslnxlt,flntt 1 - a safe, spec)cure. Returns ! rose bloont on cheeks, beautlflesComplexIo*. ' Bold evervwhere. "Crescent.'1 PWtiplilet. 8$, HARTER MEBICINE CO.. St. Loait, •». 'i10'?* ifemilne goods betr bend us2 cent stamp for H7t pigE FAT FOLKS REDUCED J Mrs. Alioe Maple. Oregon, Mo., write*: I V, sit I > "Mr weight «aa 929 pounds, now it is M arailuetlmi of 12b Ib»." For eirealara addreex. with 60, Dr.O.W.F.H.N VliEH. MoViokor'eTheatre Ohioaco.IU. for or! hak ami de- rKMlf .T CHI1.1>RKN _ o an iiges, inc.uiiInK many brlffnt liaaitri.v DabiKx ;< ountiv home* pre­ ferred. Aiplv to tbe CHILDREN'S AID irOClKlY. !04 Dearboru Street. 1 liicaso. I ). PILES OPIUM Keinedy Free. IRSTMT RCLfCr. Final ure ia iu dayK. Never reuiniB . no pnme: , 110 salve: nosnppo-itorv. A victim triAl m vain <>v< rv rernedv ; hati discovvred aslraole cure, which 1k> will mail free to hm fellow KUflTerer^. Ad- 'ircKi J. II. KKKVKN, Box :S2flO, N. Y.Cfty, X.Y. Morphine Habit Cured In 10 to SO durs. Nojpay till cured. DR. J:STfePHEN®, Lebanon,Ohio. A CTUU A D*- TAFT*8 A8THUAX.SI7B fl||PCHnever fails: sendusyoui trial MUHfcll»oTTLB tmsr* THEDB. TAFTBROS. M. CO.,BOCHESTEB,M.t.r REE (flUII MASK.) I*r. A* Owen. TWENTY-FOUR GOOD REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD PURCHASE THE OWEN ELECTRIC BELT AND APPLIANCES OOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187&, j W. BASER & COM i Breakfast Cocoa from which the ezceaa of *Q haa been removed, tm mtooluMy put* «m4 it is soluble, 1 No Chemicftis are uaed in Ita preparation. K haa more than three time* Me liriT.yih of Cocoa mixed wttk Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and la therefore far more eeo* I nomical, cotting Uit Man «U' cent a cup. It is delicious, nosh' _ I Inhlng, etrengthenlag, UMLT l IH0BSTKD, and admirably adapted for lunlidl M well aa for persons in health. Sold by Orocera ererywhere. 1 > ^W,BAKBB 4k CO.. Dorchester,MaifZ ] i FAMOUSODELLTYPEWRITER Mm yer. MiaisJ y ' ter. Doctorj ProridiRg r-i >re li ttti of my treatment for assisting nature to restore lost heaitb. I. They are Ihe lightest, most durable and easily recharged. it. The current ean be,reversed or diminished instantly. 5. Kxpresa charges are paid without cost to the purchaser. 4. They are made By a reliable, responsible and incorporated company. 6. An electric Btispensory is given free with cach dent's Belt. to adjust them. tie g! <S. They do not require a "scientific lnedk ul electrician' 7. They may be worn day or night, to still convenience of patfent. men eudorse them, and Physicians tine I hem In their practie*. 8- Ttoe cost as compared with other treatment Is at the minimum. 10. They are kept In repair for one year free of charge to purchaser. All orders ure filled the same dsv us received, andxll letters are given immediate attention. When wearing tiiem patleuts do not require tteaUueut from physicians' office battery ot Oi» irpatmonl ' 12. r»w.fPubito School ift ftUoptinff it Editors clean prin impiicity teach trial. Order now and ffet the Agencv. UDELL "TYPR^ WRITER CU., to rn l»cartiofn Stre^,CTkMmgo>nfcj 1 •Will H9 *. titUL, R.T. Jm GARFIELD TEA M oroau euung;carea Sick H«adnelMi| ircator«iComplexioxi;car«flCoiuti|iaUQAi j Salespeople, either sratT| ^ wanted In eTervtowa and Co. Steadywork. No! # uM Sf"' f-apltsl. No Exp. needed.® Write to " Mlitorlca! Pab. Co., Philadelphia, Pa. " v ^ any other treatment. 13. The variety of diseases for which they are successfully used Is larger than any other one treatment. ' 14. They produce a genuine current of electricity which Is applied without the least incon­ venience to tho patient. 15. It has been proved they effect more cures than any other one treatment under the Snn. 1«. Clear, printed instructions In all languages accompany each belt, giving full particulars now to wear it. 17. They are scientifically constructed In every detail, and made from the best matarui. throughout, by skillful workmen. 18. No other electric belts, in this or any other country, Is so widely approved or so uni­ versally recommended. 19. The Ladles' and Gents' belts differ In construction, permitting the Ladies' belt to be worn with corsets if so desired. 20. They are easily understood, and can be applied by the patient without previous know* ledge of electricity or electric belts. ^ 21. Advice is given free to purchasers by our consulting physician, who has had a successful experience of more than thirty years. SS. They have been subjected to the criticisms of people in every civilized country on the Globe, and have been approved by the public. 23. More of them have been sold in a given time than all other electric belts combined, thns proving their excellence above all competitors. • 24. The Electro-Galvanic current is applied to the body In such a manner as to reach the nerve ccnters of the entire system, from the crown of the head to the soles of the feet. C. N. U. No. 4 WH!iN WRITING TO ADVKRTISERSL lUhLSHZ™' T°" tb* «^erU>cmVa, OUR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. Containing full Information regarding the cure of Acute, Chronic and Nervous Diseases, sworn testimonials and portraits of people who have been cured, list of diseases, etc In Enellrii. Swedish, German and Norwegian; or treatise on m:plure cured with Electric Truss will h# mailed to any'address upon receipt of six cents pottage. h THE OWED ELECTRIC BELT AID APPLIANCE CO., MAIN OFFICE AND ONLY FACTORY; THE OWEN ELECTRIC BELT BUILDING. 205 TO 211 STATE ST., COR. ADAMS, CHICAGO, ILL NEW YORK OFFICE. 820 BROADWAY. Tl*e Largest Kleetrto Belt Istabltokamit la tks Wwtth IfkaM Wanna PtSAsa Kimu nus P*nak , "WHY, ARC YOU SICK?" " "I know precisely how you feel; it Is th»0 nervous, irritable feeling, your back troubles!? you, and when you try to read a little, vour !,?>(%. aches. Isn't that so? I knew it. Oh, Soim r thai doctor! Get a bottle of Vegei&ble Compound.)!" and take it faithfully, as I have done. I've be«aT through this thing myself, but am never trouble#! now. Do as I tell you, dear." LruiA L FiKKHflifs Compound j has stood the test of many jresn, and is to-day the only Positive Care and Legitimate Remedy for those peculiar weaknesses and r:r ww»en, ail organic diseases of the Uterus or" Womb, and Ovarian Troubles, etc. Ever* drug, mat sells it as a standard article, or sent by inail. Ia ™rm of Pills or Losenges, on receipt at f 1.0U. LMia •. ftfitiumi* latkUL