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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 6 Apr 1892, p. 6

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. • s < -.,«f *F; |.v- , s 'tfr H wr ' » mm** •V^; : jt <4 woman's mm fs to look her best--but she'll iiever reach it without perfect health. For perfect health, flake £)r. Pierce's Favorite ^prescription. All the funo tional irregularities and weak* tiesses that make life misera­ ble to woniea, are cured by it ijt^ a powerful, invigorating Ionic, and a soothing ana Strengthening nervine--purely Vegetable, perfectly harmless* Jjor ulcerations, displacements, bearing-down sensations, un­ natural discharges--every»» lining that's known as a "fe* fiiale complaint "r-- it's a posi­ tive remedy. It's the only One ihdX\ guaranteed to give Satisfaction in every case. It Costs you nothing, unless it "lieips you. You can afford to try it, on these tenns. Can jrou afford to neglect it? PLEASANT |HE NEXT MORNINQ I FEEL BRIGHT AN0 NEW AND MJT COMPLEXION IS BETTER. ';MX doctor NT« It acts gently on the stomach, liver Jpa kidneys, and la a pleasant laxative. This drink • made from herbs, mod Is prepared foruae M easily M tea. It is called LAKE'S MEDICINE All druggists sell It at SOc. and $1.00 per pack fcy one to-day. Lane's Family Medicine mi gfce bowel* each day. la order to be healthy. All druggists sell It at SOc. and $1.00 per pack see. r- Lane's Family Medio! earn IIAV. In ORDER tn, h jnecessary* _ Treating Ailing Women by Letter Most cases of Female diseases can be treated as well fey us through the mails as by p e r s o n a l c o n ­ sultation. In writing for a d v i c e , g i v e a g e a n d Symptoms of your com- ; plaint, state 1 e n g t h of time you have been suf­ fering, and what means you nave tried to obtain relief. Mrs. Pinkham fully and carefully answers all let­ ters of inquiry, and charges nothing for her advice. All correspondence is treated strictly confiden- tial. Your letters will be received and answered by one of your own sex. Address, LYDIA E. PINKHAM MEDICAL CO., Lynn, Mass. pj£ftRKOD|||*f • XTATUBAX. HEMKDY WIT HpIIeptic Fits, Falling Sickness, Hyster­ ics, St. Titus Dance, Nervousness, Hypochondria, Melancholia, la* ebrity, Sleeplessness, Diz­ ziness, Brain and Spi­ nal Weakness. This medicine has direct action upon the nerve centers, allaying all irritabili­ ties, and increasing the flow and power of nerve fluid. It is perfectly harmless and leaves no unpleasant effects. pUPf-A Valuable Bosk «t Kemot It UL L Diseases Bent free to aoyaddraa* W K W W and poor patiente can s,I»o obtain I' If LB La this medicine free of ehsqe. This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend Pastor Koenig. of Fort Wayne, In«.s since 1876, and Igliow prepared under hla direction by the KOENIG MED. OO.. Chicago, IK. loUbrDnigtlitiatSlperBottte. Otell Kirn 81m. SUB. 6 Bottles tor 8S. Kennedy's Takes hold in this order: Bowels> liver. Kidneys, Inside Skin, Outside Skin, Driving everything before It that ought to be out. You know whether you need it or not. Bold by every druggist.and manufactured bf DONALD KENNEDY, POXBURY, MASS. PILES AN A KJSSIS di'ves instant relief, mid is an INFALLI­ BLE CUKE for PILES. Price, ji; at druggists or by mail. Sample* free. Address "ANAKE8I8," BoxiMIG. NEW YORK CM IkJIUTCn f MEN TO TKA VKI<. We pay 850 HAH I CI! * to u month and expenses. tfl'ONK & W KLLIMiTO>, Mudisou. AVia. BEST POLI9H IN THE WORLD. 9 W NOT BE DECEIVED with Pastes, Enamels, an* Paints which atain f'ie liands, injure the iron, and burn off. The RisingStm Stove Polish is Bril­ liant, Odorloss, Durable, and the con­ sumer pays for no tia or glass package with every purchase. IMS AN aIMUAL SALE 0F3,000 TOWS. fe'i1'v t- -. ' " AS WB WANT 'EM. YOU KNOW. II we only had things a« we mast 'em, yon know, world wouldn't go BO confoundedly sldw; v >§nd ' Mere's many a »UKf #nd there's u»«ny a MjR;- \• '•*>*' *•? •*\Ik ml a rip -v' And a dip, That mnkes us quite weary afid bleary and blue. Because we can't dq as we'd all like to do. If we had preachers who wouldn't grow nrotv. If we only had deacon» who wouldn't get dozy, if lawyers weren't tlv. \ If drinkers weren't dry, By and by * . We'd all try ®o we how unlilushingly good we could grow, Because we d have things as we want 'em. yon know. If only the world wn ImUt aqnaM, 'stead of round. / ~- If only hard pense conld be ninde of mne aooiid, If we bad lotR of cash. And similar trash. If--without being rash-*- We could mush, I/ike a flash Any daughter of Eve when we cared todoao, We d sorter have things as we want *eni, yon know. when we get down to a mora business base, Wo nnd that we teem to have uiiatsei * lat place. The outlook in murk. And we High like a Turk. And there's no chance to shirk. Or to lurk. ' While we work , For our grub by the uweatotonr browfcere be­ low, • : v ; Cause things isn't just as we want 'em, mn know. --Yankee Blade. THE FAQUIR'S CURSE. Mrs. Richardson was'tireel; there was a pucker between her eyebrows that betokened perolexity as she bent above -the gridiron to turn the chicken. "Gertrude," she called, "what is the time--half after five?" "'A quarter to six," answered a voice from an adjoining room: and Gertrude Louis made her appearance, fair and fresh as a May blossom in her evening costume of olive crepe. "Hasn't Frank materialized yet?" she asked, going to the door a mo­ ment to look out into the wild March night. "No. I suppose he is calling upon Hiss Sharp, as usual," Mrs. Richard­ son said vexedly. "Call Genevieve and Idalia, dear. We won't wait supper any longer." Mrs. Richardson was just in the act of pouring the last cup of pale, fra­ grant tea, when a Arm step crushed the snow on the door-stone without, and the delinquent Frank entered, singing, in lugubrious tones-- "And your sins shall be counted in the end." "Whoever counts yours will have his hands full," exclaimed Genevieve Percy. "My good child, sins are not count­ ed by the handful, especially in cases like yours. A shovel is used," Frank retorted, as he hung up his coat and hat and came to the table. "What, Gertrude! You here? Why did you not telephone?" "I did," Gertrude replied, butter­ ing her tpast, "out not to Edna.M "What a . sharp remark," said Frank, at which exercrable pun everybody looked painfully solemn. "Edna and I have been to the "Musec," Frank ventured alter a brief pause. "There's a new attrac­ tion this, week--a genuine Simon- pure faquir from the torrid plains of distant India." "What is a faquir?" queried Ger­ trude, forgetting to remain on her dignity. Frank favored her with a look full of commiseration tor such ignorance. "A faquir, my unsophisticated maiden, is a very holy being, who performs no work, owns no superior, despises everybody and everything, and benefits the community by tying his wrists to his feet, spreading saw­ dust along his backbone, and trun­ dling himself along like a cart-wheel for a couple of hundred miles or so. Of course every one is anxious to have the honor of intertaining a man so holy as to roll into their presence doubled up like a hoop. So at a vast expense the proprietors of the 'Mu- see' have secured this wonderful creature -of whom I speak, and for 'positively one weqk onl^ he may be seen by the elite of Omaha, in daily exhibitions in the curio hall." "What does he look like?" asked Genevieve. "Well, his personal attractions are undeniable. His eyes are encircled by bands of white paint, his cheeks are a rich mustard yellow, a white streak decorates the bridge of his nose, and another surrounds his mouth. He is dressed in a flowing green and yellow robe, none too clean, and he carries a pair of tongs, with a brass dish at the end of them for the gifts his admirers bestow upon him." "What did you give him, Frank?" Idalia curiously aSked. Frank laug! ed uproariously. "t had Genevieve's carbolic ball in my pocket, and I stepped upon a chair and snapped it under his nose. He sneezed so violently that the tongs flew half way across the room; and as soon as he could speak he pronounced a curse upon me--in excellent En­ glish, too." "What was the curse?" said Ger­ trude. "That I should be shorn of my glory--or something to that effect- that everything I most valued would be taken from me; that I should wither from the face of the earth, root and branch." And the irrepres­ sible young man drew down the cor­ ners of his mouth and tried to look grave. "Your glory! That means your latest acquisition, of course," Gen­ evieve commented, with a glance at the silky black mustache on Frank's upper lip. "What would you do, Frank, if that faquir should trundle himself out here some night, and in the morning you missed your mus­ tache?" "Advertise in the Herald," an­ swered Frank, unhesitatingly. "Let the subject drop, mv son," 6aid his mother, wearilw "Will you have a doughnut?" "Do not be eross, motherkin," the scapegrace said, as he helped himself liberally and passed the plate on to Gertrude, who bit her lips to keep from laughing. Pleasanter people than Mr. and Mrs. Richardson it would be difficult tq find in all Omaha. Their cozy residence was charmingly located near Hanscom Park, the loveliest bit of green wood in the 2ity. Born and bred under the sunny skies of Virginia, and inheriting all the warm-heartedness and genial hospitality characteristic of Southern people, it was no wonder the Ricbard- sons were general favorites, and their beautiful home a gathering place for young people, especially. Having no daughter of her own, Mrs. Richardson was never thoroughly happy without a houseful of girls, and made them welcome at all timfcs. Gertrude Louis was a special favor- It® with her, and frequently dropped in to spend the evening with the two boarders--or adopted daughters, for such they were made to feel thern- seKes--Idalia Reed and Genevieve Percy. As Gertrude was something of aj flirt, on such occasions she ex- pecte(i Frank to be in attendance, and relented any neglect on his part. To-night, the four young people were in the wildest spirits. Nothing would do but they must visit the Musee and see the wonderful faquir, so Frank good-naturedlv escorted them thither. Idalia and Genevieve shrank back from tire repulsive looking object whom tne crowd about the rostrum were admiring.. Gertrude, however, favored the holy hermit of India with one of her most ravishing smiles, and dropped something wrapped in tissue paper into the brass dish. The scowl with which the faquir was regarding France faded into a grin of delight as he unfolded the package. <4I believe Gertrude would flirt with a Hottentot/' said Frank, indig­ nantly, to Genevieve. "Some one should inform the Bruce. You wotft be a ttonny Scotcty lassie, after all. it you are not careful," addressing Miss Louis, who tossed her head con­ temptuously ana deigned no reply. Not in the slightest degree abashed, Frank rattled on,-- "The Bruce says you remind flint of a beautiful swan, Gertrude. Rather equivocal praise, that--intimating you are nearly all neck. I don't think much of Scotch compliments, do you, Genevieve?" ' "Oh, do be quiet!" said Genevieve. "We shall not catch the car unless we hurrv and it is nearly 10 now." 'They did not catch the car, how­ ever,and were soon at home entertain­ ing Mrs. Richardson with an account of the faquir. * » * » » « » Frank was late down to breakfast next morning, but when he Anally appeared the three girls gave three simultaneous shrieks, and his mother stared at him. "Shorn of his glory!" gasped Gene­ vieve. "The faquir's curse ful­ filled!" "Ah, young lady, that remark has betrayed you!" exclaimed Frank, tri­ umphantly. "How?" asked Genevieve amaz- edly. "Why, some one cut my mustache with a pair of scissors, last night, after I had fallen asleep upon the sofa in the front hall. I could have sworn I heard the rustle of a silken gown and felt the cold steel touch my face. When I awoke the outer door stood ajar and there was silted sleet all over the hall carpet. 1 went up­ stairs to my room, and found a va­ cancy on my upper lip. Cbtifession is good for the soul, so make itViean breast of it, Genevieve Percy." \ "There is a greater void in your head than op your lip if you thi^k I had anything to do with it," retorted Genevieve, scornfully. "I was asleep before the clock struck 11. Beside, I am not fond of having freaks around me, and you are more of a curiosity now than the faquir himself." "It serves you right; for that habit, of going to sleep on the sofa instead of retiring properly is most absurd," said Idalia, her beautiful eyes alight with laughter, as she marked Frank's rueful expression. "Johnny did it, perhaps--or Ritchie. You and Ger­ trude played a hateful trick on him once." "No, it was the faquir," cried Genevieve, clapping her hands. "He has fulfilled his own curse and taken revenge for that sneeze." ° The whole family joined in her mprrv laughter and the room rang with peals of mirth. "I advise a shave, Frank," said Gertrude, maliciously. "After lunch we'll go down to the Musee and look for your mustache." "On my soul, I believe you were all in the conspiracy!" exclaimed Frank, as he swallowed his coffee, and then, seizing his hat, rushed off to the nearest tonsorial parlors. The usual throng surrounded the rostrum that afternoon as the quar­ tette entered the curio hall. But the faquir was evidently on the lookout for them. A smile made his paint- besmeared face more hideous tha n before, as he extended the tongs toward Frank. The girls pressed close behind him, arid, looking over his shoulder, saw two jagged bits of black hair reposing calmly in the brass dish. Frank turned to look into Ger­ trude's crimson face, and an expres­ sion of enlightenment dawned in his eyes. "Ah! The flirtation--the inno­ cent package--1 thijnk I understand,' he said in^hei/ear. \"What will the Bruce say?" v.Jf "You won't tell?" gasped Gertrude, her self possession deserting her in this crisis, and her eyes drooping be­ neath the astonished gaze of Gene­ vieve and Idalia. "I'll hear your confession first," said Frank enjoying her confusion. "Will you, indeed?" pluckily. "Then you'll wait a long time, and I have nothing to fear. A promise is a promise." Not a syllable could Frank get out of her, although he tormented her with questions all the way home. As for Idalia and Genevieve, never having been in her confidence, they were utterly dumfouuded at the denouement, for they had be­ lieved some of Frank's madcap friends the perpetrators of the joke until they looked into the faqhir's brass dish. Gertrude told them all about it that night. In the supposed faquir she had recognized a vagabond quarry- man who used to blast in the quar­ ries near pysan Hollow some years previous.. The scheme had instantly flashed through her brain, and, snatching a moment when she was unobserved, she scribbled ^ few lines on a leaf torn from her note­ book, and wrapping it around a gold dollar dropped it into the dish. Obedient to instructions, the faquir had entered the house by the un­ latched door, and finding everything as represented-^--Frank sound aslesp on the sofa and a pair of seizors on the hat-rack--lost no time in per­ forming his appointed task and tak­ ing his departure., The trip to the Musee next day was a part of the plan, but Gertrude had not counted on such swift detection. The Richardsons enjoyed the joke, when it was made knowD to them,' although Mrs. Richardson was con­ siderably horrified at Gertrude's im­ prudence in giving a vagabond like that access to the house. . Frank loses no opportunity of tormenting Gertryde and threatening to tell the Bruce. But it is simply talk, for "the Bruce,"a tawny Highlander, and one of Miss Louis' warmest admirers, is still in blisssful ignorance of the faquir's curse.--Waverley Magazine. Mot to Be florae. That dogs arc affectionate is univer­ sally allowed, and that they are jeal­ ous no observer can doubt; but that a dog may show true philosophy in ac­ cepting a hard, situation is occasion­ ally proved. Says the London-Specta­ tor. A young man had for some years owned a dog which was his constant companion. Recently, however, he married, and moved with his wife and dog into a house on the opposite side of the street from his father's house, his old home. The dog was not hippy, for atten­ tion-. which had once been his own were now given to the young wife. His piaster tried to reconcile him to the altered state of things, and the bride endeavored to win his affection, but he constantly showed his dis­ pleasure and misery. One day the master camp borne and sat down, putting his arms about his wife. Jack was lying by the fire, and he at once rose, approached the two, and made the usual exhibition of his disapproval. "Why, Jack!" said the master. "This is all right. She is a good girl." and as he spoke he patted his wife's arm. , Jacklookedupathim, turned away, and left the room. In a moment they heard a noise, and going into the haii, found him dragging his bed downstairs. He reached the front door, and whined to be lot out. The door was opened, and he dragged his bed down the steps, and across the street to his old home, where he scratched for admittance. Since then he has never returned to his master, and has refused all overtures toward reconciliation. KOMIM Nobility. The Russian nobility is constitu­ tionally not an exclusive caste. There is constant fluctuation in its numbers. Persons of the lower classes are often raised to nobility if they make them­ selves deserving in the Government service, and nobles are degraded if for the commission of crime the courts deprive them of their "titles and pre­ ferences." A complaint has reached the Senate that an assembly of no­ bles had refused to enter upon their rolls the names of persons recently raised to their station. Upon further inquiry it. was found that the assem­ blies of many districts had made it a practice to do the same. When a person who had been made a noble sought for admission into their coun­ cils they would decide Ills case ballot. If he did not receive a sulti cient number of votes he was ex­ cluded from their rolls and assem biies. The "pedigree nobility" have zealously watched over such ballots and taken care that no new-made noble should be admitted into their circle. The Senate, therefore, de­ cided that as soon as any person is admitted to the privilege of nobility he becomes defacto a member of the assembly of nobles of his district, is the duty of the assembly to enter his name upon their rolls and to notify him of the constitutional and special meetings held by their body. They have no option in this matter, and their balloting for new candi­ dates is a mere farce. . V# "Autnenat" mm • Lecturer. In 1852 Doctor Oliver Wendell Holmes delivered in various cities a course of lectures on the "English Poets of the Nineteenth Century." He was much in demand, and for several years traveled about the country actively during the lecture season. He stated his lecturing terms in a letter to a certain official as fol­ lows: "My terms for a lecture, when stay overnight, are$15 and expenses, a room with a fire in it, in a public house, and a mattress to sleep on-- not a feather-bed. "As you write in your individual capacity, I tell you at once my habit­ ual exigencies. I am afraid "to sleep in a cold room; I can't sleep on feather-bed; I will not go to private houses." Doctor Holmes' landlady had the following observations to make on this period in his career: "He was a man that loved to stick round home as much as any cat you ever see in your life. He used to say he'd as lief have a tooth pulled as to go away anywheres. Always got sick, he said, when he went away, and never sick when he didn't. "Pretty nigh killed himself goin' about lecturin' two or three winters, but he got nigh enough of it, and said he preferred natural death to puttin' himself out of the world by such violent means as lecterin'." Motion or Uleetrtelty in Wlrea, Kirchoff, in his paper on Motion of Electricity in Wires, first showed in 1857 that, under certain conditions, electricity moves in a thin wire ac­ cording to the laws of wave motion and with a velocity about equal to that of light. This, however, is only true of straight wires stretched in the air. He found that if the wire be in a zig-zag form, or wound in a spiral, the velocity of propagation ex­ ceeded tliat of light. Prof. J. Stephan has recently been studying the same question, using the method of Hertz, that is, of producing sta­ tionary waves and comparing the length of the waves in straight wires with th^se in circuits. He finds them longer in the latter than in the former, and the increased velocity of propagation in the latter ovpr light, much greater than that given by Kir­ choff or Wheatstone, who has alto in­ vestigated the subject. WK follow the world in approving others; we go far before it in approv­ ing ourselves.--Colton. ^ The Plea of insanity Cannot b» uiiged In extenuation of the conduct of boats of peopM i»he constantly inflict injury upon tbeniselTea, and lay the foundation for •erloua and disastrous bodily trouble by the use, in season and out of season, upon slight neoessity, and without discrimination, of dras­ tic vegetable cathartics &nd poisonous mineral cholngo^uea--notably the various forms of mer­ cury--to relieve simply constipation, a com­ plaint remediable at any stage by the persistent use of Hoatetter's stomach Bitters. This fa. moxiB remedy neYer grines. evacuates too oopi­ ous! T, er weakens the bowels. It there is any other tonic aperient in or out of pharma­ copoeia of which this can truthfully be we are unaware of It. Abandon the fatuous ha*it of dosing and « this benign regulator, whitih also sets rlghrweakenc4 stomachs and <lis- ordered livers. Khenmatlem, neuralgia, sleep. lensneae>, loss of appetite, malaria, debility, and kidney complaint s are tioubles all conquerable by the Bitters. DABWIN says an acre of pasture LAND contains 26,000 worms. STATE OF OHIO. Crrr OF TOLEDO, » LUCAS COTTNTY, { , FRANK J. CHUNKY makes oath that he is the •enior partner of the firm of F. CHKSKT 4K Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm -will p»y the sum of ONE HI"N1>KE1> I»OLI<AES for each and every case of CATAMIH that cannot, be oured by the use of HAXt.'n CATAKKH FRAKK J. CHENEY,^ Sworn to before me and subscribed in liHf presence, this 8th day Of December, A. 1). IRSfi, , , A. W. GLEASON, •jSEAUJ-,, Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure la taken internally, and acts directly on tmhlood and mucous surfaeii of the system. Send for testimonial*, free. ^ F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, CI. «j?"S61d by drnggisw. 75c.* DISAPPOINTMENTS are to thesdu>what tt thunder storm is to the air. ANT book In "Surprise Series," (best au­ thors). 25 cent novels, about 200 pages cucht sent free.postpaid, by Cv&gin & Co., of Phila­ delphia, I'a..on receiptot SO wr&ppersof Dob­ bins' Electaic Soup. Send I cont for catalogue. OTTB heaviest burdens are those we borrow, Ir you. suffer from sick, nervous, neu­ ralgic, spinal, bilious, or dyspeptic bead- aches, Bradycrotine will cure you promptly. Of all Druggists. Fifty cents. FAIRMOI-NT PABK, Philadelphia, is the largest park in the world. PWOBIST PAINS, and all Asthmatic and Bronchial Affections are soon relieved by that certain remedy for Coughs and Colds, Dr. D, J»j ne's"Especto?anfc. . "ANGEL'S BREATH" is the name of a new perfume. TVTB pleasant coating of Beech am'S Pills Completely disguises the taste without im­ pairing their efficiency. 25 cents a box. Aiiti fame is dangerous; good brings envy; bad, shame. A BrtUiant Discovery tn Dermstoloty. It is said that superfluous hair can he permsuently removed without pain. An interesting and vuluable discovery has re­ cently been made by John U. Woodbury, of 125 West 42d street. New York City. It is a remedy for the permanent removal of su­ perfluous hair, consUtlnx of a fluid which W applied to the hair follicle by means of an electric noedle. It is designed to be used by patients at their homes, and is £al<3 to be fully as effectual as electricity. Full particulars In reference to this valuable remedy are found In a little book of 128 pages, which is sent to any address for 10 cents, on application to the discoverer. THB proprietors of Ely's Cream Balm do not claim it to be a cure-all. but a sure remedy for Catarrh and Gold In the head. . I HAVE been afflicted with catarrh for 20 year#. It became chronic and extended to iny throat, causing hoarseness and great difficulty In speaking; IndrjM, for years I was not able to speak snore than thirty minutes, and often this with great diffi­ culty. I also, to a great exent, lost the sense of hearing. By the use of Ely's Cream Balnt all dropping if mucous has ceased and my voice and hearing have greatly improved.--J as. W. Davidacn, At­ torney at Law, Monmoutb, 111. Apply Bulm into each nostril. It la Quickly Absorbed. GIVES RELIKP AT ONCE. Price 50 cents at Druggists or by malL ELY BROTHERS. 59 Warren St. New York. 1'iu Uaiy Oh Bver Mntsd-Csa Vow Had the Word.' There Is a S-inch display advertisement la this paper this week v.bich bas no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week from The Dr. Ilarter Medicine Co. This houso places a "Crescent" on everything they make and publish. Look for it, seno them the name of the word, and they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL, LITHOGRAPHS, or SAMPLES rttas. FOR THROAT DISEASES, COUGHS, COLDS, etc., effectual relief is found in the use of "Brown's Bronchial TrocJie*Pric# 25 eta, Sold only t'n bote*. A FAOXPT AND PLEASING WAT OF BAAOW' Asthmatic Wbeezing. Use HALE'S HOXKT or HOBFMDUKE AND TAB. PIKE'S TOOTHACHE DROPS Cure in one Minute. Mvo M, do Bruitdaga of BiULioa & Braudage, Expr< Morwalk, Ct., says It Is No Wonder People Speak Well of Hood's Sarsaparilla He was a long time seriously troubled with Indigestion and Dyspepsia. Has taken three bottlss et Hood's BarsapariUa and has not felt so well for ye»r«. Seldom has distress in the stomaeh Bow. Bead this from Mr. B. H. Rose well known as head of tbe firm of Rose A Eddy, wholesale and retail dealers in general hard- waie and bouse-fnrnishing goods, at 137 East Main Street, Rochester, N. Y. The statement of so prominent a man must Command Attention £ "I send this unsolicited, as I feel to congrat­ ulate myself that I used Hood's Sarsaparilla. Hx months ago my digestion was \ery Lad, and 1 had almost a case of Chronic Dyspepsia I was also broken down by overwork, so that I could not sleep nights. My stomach is now perfect, my nerves in excellent shape, and I have gained 1) pounds in C months. For all this benefit my gratitude is due Hood's-Sarsa- parilla. Accept ,my best wishes for Hood's 8arsaparilla The best medicine in tbe land." H. ROSE, of Rose A Eddy, Rochester, N. Y. CUMB PbOWTLY AMDPmtAjnorTLT RHEUMATISM, iMhsgo, Headache, Tootl>act»a> N E U R A L G I A , Sots Throat, Swellings, Frost-trite% S C I A T I C A , Ipntlas, Braises. Burns, tat CHARLES A. V0CELER CO.. AMtaankM mfI ©I«iIS ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on tha Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels colds, head­ aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup cf Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­ ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial m its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the~lnost popular remedy known. Syrup of Pies is for sale in 50o and $1 bottles oy all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro­ cure it promptly for any one wbo wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. S M K F R A N C I S C O , C * L LommiE, «r. • new vonk. n.t. I must say a word as to the e£ ficacy of German Syrup. I have used it in my family for Bronchitis, the result of Colds, with most ex­ cellent success. I have taken it my­ self for Throat Troubles, and have derived good results therefrom. I therefore recommend it to my neigh­ bors as an excellent remedy in such cases. James T. Burette, Earlys- ville, Va. Beware of dealers who offer you "something just as good." Always insist on having Eoschee's German Syrup. -f«T t This GREAT COUGH CURE, this success- tnl CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug, gists on a positive guarantee, a test that no other Curt can stand successfully. If you have a COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, it will cure you promptly If your child has the CROUP or WHOOPING COUGH, use it quickly and relief is sure. If you fear CON­ SUMPTION. don't wait until your case is hope­ less, but take this Cure at once and receive immediate help. Price 50c and $1.00. Ask your druggist for SHILOH'S CURE. If your lungs are sore or back lame, use Shuoh's Porous Plasters. - --- &££ Asthma. B'wres, and t eni* renei 111 a<ivi«nee<i stMgea. . „ nti'*. Iron will *ee the es.~eH0.1t eiiect after taking the Unit d«M. bold hy ae»,«r« cveryw&eja. hotttee, &> eeato and $UK>, £__ To Mothers. At this season of the year the chil­ dren are more apt to take cold and get the croup than at any other. They run out to play in the middle of the day and are bundled up with sufficient clothing. Towards night it becomes colder, and they are apt to sit down and become chilled through. You do not know it tilKthey come in at night with flushed cheeks and a hoarse, rough cough. Do hot delay a moment. Give th?m REID'S GERMA* COUOH AND KIDNEY CUBE. Giv» them another dose at bedtime, and in nine cases out of ten you will havp no farther trouble. If they should awake you at night, give them anoth­ er dose and they will go to sleeps Give it to them as often as there is any danger. You need not fear an overdose; it is impossible with REID'S GERMAN COUOH AND KIDNEY CUBS. You can give them a whole bottleful withtrut any danger. SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, FLY TAKE _ Tutt'sThnrPiUs! 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