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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 30 Nov 1892, p. 7

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Those who Mbwdbi at OBee will receive the paper free to 1*®* 1» MWi. a&d for »fct!l year from that data. Cniyn.T*a year. ' -- . -- _ _ A d d r e s s »AMK>if, Boston, Mas*. LIIE ' JTH'S COM- t THE average number of teeth Is thlr- far-two. ,, Vains from Indigestion quickly relieved With one dose of BIle'Beans Small. WHITE TAR is something new. xitoR sick hoadache. dirtiness orsximm'.ag 'ftt .the head, pain ia the backbody, orvheu- axatlsin, take Beechnut's Pills. '••">• I DYNAMITE was invented in 1910. imfc'Gr*** _r> use. Map. bottle free to Ml Arch Bt.^PkiiarfUa EASY TO TAKE -- Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. {Smallest, easiest, cheapest, best. They're tiny, \sugar-coated, i anti-bilious gran­ ules, a compound of refined and concentrated vegetable ex­ tracts. Without disturbance or trouble, Consti- , BQfogs Attacks, Sick and it *"fid all derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels are prevented, SeUevedt and cured, BermanerMv cured, too. By their mild and natural action, then little Pellets lead the system into natural ways again. Their Influence lasts Everything catarrhal in its nature, catarrh Itself, and all the troubles that eome from catarrh, are perfectly and permanently cured by Dr. Sage's Ca­ tarrh Remedy. No matter how bad youc case or of how long standing, you can be cured. And Joy and I made merry oompany i Jftrum oat the wheat w plnoked the naapie* red And decked tis in their glowing hta»lt| s' Till Joy unto me eald-- r , "Tbe way by «hieb we came <3 wt long j We started when oaoh bind waa in tta n< And now the air i« full of flight and song; Do let tie stop and rest." Tha war w» trsve'ed MOW here to a stile Bat Ukst teteb--a single broad gray stone* X said. "'Do yon ait here and rest awhile; i wUlgoonalou*." fheek upon hand in that green'sliiuly places Nor turned athwart my shoulder back to sea Arsfe. his |Aea«H()t face. , m upon *iy way I fared i A»y ttarochts grew somber and K boy. And Mirtled bSck. to find upon ttastSH" Engraved, "Here )|eth Joy." And while I gazed trpon the word* aghast. Pale Pain and Cart: came up and said to '"Uhou neeilst not w«lk ulnrie, lor to the last We t wo will no with thee." Jtogland Magazine. MIL uirri.es LETTER. -Miss--4 'ste' she 'betfioarfil herseff ot •the picture she and Mr. Po|ritln would present if any one should cWme into the office, and she promptly raised lier head. ••S'ou did« just right," mid llr. poplin, referring to her treatment oT Mr. Hippie. "The presumptuous ras­ cal! Never mind, little girl--er-- iMiss Fosdick. I'll settle with Mr. Hippie myself. In the meantime, ^ ou tuay take a couple of dayp off. <rr» home right away ;in<l Pit see that he annoys you no more." After the fair typewriter had put on her wraps and gone home, Mr. Hippie was called into the private office, and Mr. Rtplin asked him: 4 •Are you la the habit of reading 4?t!<t signing the firm's letters after fcjfctoe typewriter has taken them from |your <iiefcssfckMi and transcribed them, .Mr. Iiipple?" When Mr. Foplie took the extra tiRWi siecessary to usft the preti*»«Mis- ter" in addressing oee of bis clerks, it was an indication uh.it the subject of the interview was of more than ordi­ nary importance. It was with some perturbation, (therefore, that Mr, Hippie replied: "Well, sir, I used**, but 1 frrarrd Miss Fosdick so scrupvionsly exact, •that, lifctaly I have permitted her .to sijrn and mail letters dictated to her, without my reading. She takes me down word for word, sir; so I fell that it isn't necessary for me to read then •over." A "The reason why t asked you that •question is this: I received a note from Mr. Shaw this morning -- ef Shaw & King, you know -- in which he asks an explanation of a letter he had just received from this house. Perhaps you can give the needed ex­ planation after I have read you the letter. This is it: i.Sore Throat,Cronp,Tti flaw > , Bronchitis and Asthma. A aSrtsiacmfte'CSasamptiealagrst stagss, sad na,Wtoepl*rCe«ti asarszelisf ia advaaoed stages. tTse at ease. T«a will Sss ths ezosllsnt sffs«t after taking ths Wat dose. SsU by dealers arcmrkerst Itq* Isttlss SO ceats and $1.00, y Lydia E. Pinkhani's S+V^getable ^Compound A hattnless posi­ tive cure for the worst form of Fer male Complaints, all Ovarian trou­ bles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Falling and ()is- placements, also 'Slitnal Weakness and Leucorrhcea. It will dissolve and expel tumors from tbe uterus in anxarly stage of development, and checks the tendency to cancerous humors. It removes laintness, flatulency^veakness of the stomach, cures Bloating, Headache, Nervous Prostration, General" Debility, Sleeplessness, Depres­ sion, Indigestion, that feeling of Bearing down, causing pain, weight, and backache. mucnci ircci? « dr*it« In eonHdeiie*. „ Dia. K. ItKKIIAM MBD. Co., I.VNN, MASS. PH*/Sj£ ""Wi Elf's Cm* B?ip> wxxxovm: C A T A R R H -- Apply BabalatoascL nostril: XLT UOi. glWama St. N. T. EVERYBOOY IAKE NOTICE thstfleo. H. Sn*er inaasifartures tue best Ineubstorx and Brooders ever in vented for hatching snd rsisins chicks, turkeys, sad tiuckg. Address GEORtib S. 5sjh"5jy" Ohio. lor Cittlopw MENTION THIS FAfER ««n wkiriM n ttmnuu. ft - 'TheAMeMKofat*>lan«, Astnmair^ t::i -g«aii «r Ko y, Kew York. vusst.roa^uLsf.ou? -- tsmiMi Cure tor Asthma. K*|»rt^ace,« MCNT40N THIS MNS #%MJRONTV W.NHAU8. lUHwaAliiiten, 1>. o! h*r«|a£»rtiwr.»»dJndk*angc»siias,-atty8luoa. ' IffilWHr TUB WWt -- www TO »nimui. OPWî HwJHS itNTION THIS fAfSR nm* mnmsn TO »o» RPl j Enamels, and Paints which stain the hands,injure the iron, and burn oft. The Rising Sua Stove Polish is Bril­ liant, ©dories*, Durable, and the con- er pays lor no tin or glass package > everr TOFChase. . IMiisui attiW3.oooTaB. 4'Now, M'iss---or--cr "Fosdick." "Thanks, very mucb! Iffow, Miss Fosdick, in commencing your work as a stenographer for the iirnj of Popliu & ton, it is necessary for me to In­ struct you HS to your duties. I have charge of th ' house's correspondence --entire cnargc. My name, Miss-Fos­ dick, is Hippie." "Yes," Mr. Hippie," $be gifi 're­ plied meekly. "In the first place," Mr. Hippie went on, leaning back in his chair so as to expand his chest to its utmost capacity, and twisting his mustache with both hands as he spoke; "in the iirat place, I always Insist oh my stenographer's taking me down ver­ batim et literatim. 1 -suppose you know what that means. It's Latin," he addea, condescendingly. ;"Yes, sir." "Well, Miss Fosdick, 1 'have bad 'the house's correspondence in my J hands for several years, and both Mr. Poplins have eome ito rely implicitly •upon me. Inaeed, I do not really see how this department could move •along without me." The girl's gray eyes looked at the indispensible clerk with an amused twinkle. "I think I can say, Miss Fosdick," the young man proceeded, as he set­ tled himself more comfortably in his chair, "and 1 think I can say it with­ out the slightest egotism or desire to boast, that I have made the letters of Poplin & Son famous throughout the business world as models of English composition and ornate diction." The cierk watched the countenance of his new assistant closelv, to note the impression of his words. Miss Fosdick nodded understand- ingly and smiled. It was a sweet smile, for she could not smile any other sort had she tried. "Those are the reasons why I al­ ways insist on absolute accuracy on the part of my stenographer. I do .not permit even the alteration of a single word or any other change what­ ever. I trust you apprehend me clearly."- , ' : "Quite so, Mr. Hippie." "Then we will begin." \ Mabel Fosdick's first day's work was perfectly satisfactory to the hypercritical correspondence clerk. He found himself taken down with unvarying accuracy. In the tran­ scribed letters, too, the words were 6pelled all correctly. She . never struck the wrong character on her machine--a fault so common among typewriters, and one which some­ times helps to make type-written communications resemble Egyptian hieroglyphics Thanks to Miss Fosdick's skill, Mr, Hippie's specimen's of orate English composition went forth into the busi­ ness world more faultlessly^than ever. and aided in making smooth the rough places of commercial epistolary communication. Tbe tlrm of Poplin & Son had been served by a masculine typewriter, but the style of the correspondence clerk had become too oppressive for him and he had resigned. This was ex­ actly what Mr, Hippie wished, for he longed for a typewriter with laughing eyes and golden hair, upon whom to lavish his flowers of language--such a being as he had read about in tbe funny papers. At last h£ had found one to suit him, after much examina­ tion of applicants, in the person of Miss Fosdick. Everything went on with apparent smoothness for about a month. The members of the firm noted with ap­ proval the modest demeanor of their new typewriter, and the other male ; ^ vou rather -- er -- important, clerks in the establishment envied fhaVe been thinking of you almost | constantly since you went away two j days ago, and I wanted to--er -- ask you MBSSBS. SHAW & Kiiro. OBSTLSVEM;-- Your favor of Monday waa received in due course. Got that down, sweetness? lure- ply. we would way--I'd like a sweet kiss from those ruby lips--say thut the goods you mention--you chiirming creature, why are you so cold to ni«?--mention, were shipped yesterday morning. Your bird- like voice thrills me through and through ! Why do you never smile on your adorer? iiopinur that they "nave arrived in good con­ dition--Give mo just one kiss. Mabel, dar- iing won't you--and that they gave perfect satisfaction--Got that down, little beautv? --we beg to remain yours very truly--One kiss now. I insist. What are you struggling for? Your obedient servants. POPLIN St SOK. Hippie turned alternately red and white while his employer read this letter in icy tones, and said nothing when it was concluded. The occas­ ion did not seem to be one for the dis­ play of ornate English composition. After a painful pause the senior member of the firm went on: "Mr. Hippie, I think I'll attend to the correspondence of this flrni here­ after myself, and what love-making it is necessary to do to the typewriter I will also look after. The cashier will give you your salary to date. Good morning, sir." "The idea!" exclaimed Mr. Poplin to his son, the junior member, half an hour later, when he had laid the whole matter before him. "The idea that a womanly and modest girl like Miss Fosdick should be so grossly mis­ treated in my establishment exasper­ ates nie. She's pretty ari<| sweet, and (altogether admirable. " "i rather admire Hippie's taste," said the son. * "Oh, you do!" exclaimed the father. "Then I suppose I have done wrong in discharging the scamp, even when he knew his attentions were distaste­ ful to the girly" "No, father, you did quite right. Of course it would not do for that sort of thing to continue" "Of course it wouldn't It would be persecution of as sweet a girl as I know." "Why, you are not in love with her yourself, are you, father?" "1? A widower of fifteen years' standing? The idea! Can't an. elderly man defend a helpless young woman without su4h an imputation as that?" . "Oh! certainly." Then the conversation dropped. Old Mr. Poplin was in love with Miss Fosdick, nevertheless, and he resolved to ask her to be his son's stepmother on the first opportunity. He thought, moreover, that be would make that opportunity when she should report for duty. Miss Fosdick returned to the store at the appointed time and proceeded straight to the privata office* The eider Mr. Poplin was alone. "Good morning, Mr. Poplin,' said Miss Fosdick with her sweetest smile. "Oh, it's you, is it?" Mr. Poplin re­ plied, raising his eyes above his news­ paper; ,4sitdown, Miss Fosdick, please. Before you take the lid off your type­ writer I have something--er--to say Hippie his pleasant duties. One day tbe elder Mr. Poplin sent for Miss Fosdick to come iuto his private office, "Sit down, please," he said, when she arrived; "I have here a letter from my friend Mr. Shaw, of Shaw & King, who snys that a communica­ tion from this firm contains much ir­ relevant matter." Poplin looked over his glasses at Miss Fosdick, and found her blushing, with her eyes cast down. He asked, not unkindly: "Did vou write a letter to that firm lately?" "Yes, sir." , "Then you know Its character?" •Yes, sir. 'One moment,please. Mr. Poplin," Miss Fosdick interrupted him to say, '-'you must pardon me, but I have come back to work." "Eh? What's that?" '•No, sir. Fact Is, I--that Is--your SOB, sir--has done me the honor to-- to--propose, and--ana " "The sly young rascal!" ejaculated Poplin, not giving her a chance to finish. "Well, I suppose I'll have to be a father to you, and I will say I am proud of my new daughter." Then he thought: "I wonder if she really suspected "What h.eyou to say about .t?» * "I wrote it down just as Mr. , - Hippie dictated i/t, sir." ••So I suppoatfd, after reading it; but is it not m,ther unusual to insert in letters extraneous remarks made during dictation?" "He has always insisted on being taken down verbatim et literatim, sir," the pretty typewriter went on, with some confusion; "and really, sir, Mr.*Hipple has annoyed me so The Youngest Brit I nil Soldier. The youngest soldier in the British army, Private Dcfries, aged fourteen and a half yea^s, is a fine child for his ag'.-. He is close unon five feet five inche? in height, with a chest meas­ urement of thirtv-three inches, and weighs 126 pounds. It is no wonder, therefore, that the military authori­ ses should have enlisted him with much with his attentions, and has re- j out a demur when he told them that fused to desist, that I felt I must do j he was over eighteen. His father something to crush him. I'm sorry; now seeks to have him discharged on I took the method I did--I oughtn't; account of his tender years, but the --oh, dear, wh*t shall I do?" j War Office holds that the onus lies And Miss Fosdick put her dainty j upon him to prove that his son is the V' ^ , cambric handkerchief to her eyes and her speech dissolved in tears. "There! there! my dear girl, don't cry." said Mr. Poplin, soothingly. j He took her hand to assist in the j comforting operation, and placed her head on his fatherly shoulder. He was not too old to make mental note of how long her lashes lay on her rosv cheeks and how dewdrowp of tears ,zed*br„u,n^.. 1; i .4. lusus naturae he would make him out. In other words, the condition of his .discharge is the production of a certi­ ficate of age. A NEW YORK court Has decided that the Dutch never had any title to Manhattan Island. Next thing, perhaps, we ^hali have a decision from the same source that the Dutch never iwned Hohand. In 'cftleaT' more^.fUl In "smaller towns and in tho coontfy, the value of some regu)ar physical drill is evident. In respect to wholesome surround­ ings the county hoy or girl ts much the more fortunate. The greater purity of the .air, though valuable, is perhaps not so much responsible for the better average of health found in the country as are the varied occupa­ tions. which give rise to a robust and symmetrical physical development. Coming from an examination of the crowded conditions of many city schools, one ceases to wonder at the necessity fbr the city's recruiting its ranks from a rural population. Boys with imperfectly developed bones re­ sulting in deformed figures, girls with stooping shoulders or curving spine are anything but rare. For such children something must be done. It seems absurd to over­ burden the brains of children who have so little physical strength. Such a course favors disease of both mind and l>ody. For some of the mental training imposed upon such children physical drill should be substituted. One hour --two hours, if necessary--might i>e taken from the schOoi hours and de­ voted to muscle, building exercises. Under » competent trainer and leader such exercises develop the greatest amount of result in the shape or en­ larged muscles, ami what is equally important, thev lessen nervous de­ velopment, »9 is evidenced' by less craving for excitement Many schools are already equipped with such arrangements, and the re- sixths nave li065 most gratifying. Every public school in every large city should be provided with appoint­ ments for regular physical exercises and drills. The time apent in exer­ cises ot this kind shows more muscle- building result than the same amount of time spent in some laborious occu­ pation demanding the use of certain muscles only; in fact, these exercises correct errors of unsymmetrical de­ velopment that exclusive occupations induce. For girls especially such exercises are valuable. Girls are as capable of developing muscleas are their brothers, and they are no less womanly for be­ ing possessors .of muscle or for know­ ing how to use it --Youth's Compan­ ion. 1 1 11 How Th*y Were Married. A reporter for the St. Louis Re­ public has been talking with the wife of "a popular preacher" al>out the marriages which have taken place at the parsonage. She has witnessed a good many, some of them attended with highly ludicrous incidents. Qne day, she says, ,a fine-looking young farmer, roughly dressed, with an ox- whip in his hand, knocked at the door and was shown into the parlor. There he laid his whip upon the mantleplece and proceeded to make known his errand. •'I say, parson," he began, with some embarrassment, "if I was to flgger roun' to day till I got things fixed to my notion could I come up here 'long with a girl an' git mar­ ried?" • "Certainly," said the minister, "certainly. What seems to be the trouble?" "Wal," answered the farmer, "I've got my license--that's all ready; I got it more'n a week aga An' now I've got a place to git married at. That's two things. But I ain't said nothing to the girl yet She's in town to-day, though, an I seen her in a store a-buyln' some things an' I'm goin' right down an' ask her." He took down his whip, flung it over his shoulder and went out of the door and down the street The min­ ister and his wife laughed but the wife went often to the window and peeped out to see whether the ex­ pectant couple were in sight More than an hour passed; she had nearly given them up; but at last they appeared--the girl, as the par son's wife expressed it, "a perfect little beauty, and as neat as a pin." "I had lots 'o trouble a-findln' her," said thes farmer by way of explana­ tions, and then they stood up and were married, while the bride seemed hardly to know whether to smile or to weep But when the ceremony was over and the minister's wife said something to her about it's being so sudden, she answered, while tears brimmed her eyes:, "But you see, uia'am, I've loved Jim ever since I can remember, and he was just too stupid to find it out" ' - 5J? $ . - ' ,. i The Natural Gait of Home**- TO "Speaking of gaits," said a cattle­ man to tbe delegate, "did you kno w that in its native state the horse has but two gaits--the walk and gallop? All others, such as the trot, pace, can­ ter, fox-trot, rack, and singie-foot are acquiredand artificial. True, a colt ill be born thjEit may pace on the day of its birth, but vou will find some of itsancestors have been taught to pace. I have cliased and captured wild horses in their native wilds and know this from observation. 1 never saw a wild horse trot A queer differenoe between wild horses and domestic is exhibited in breaking them. Now a wild horse tries to dismount his rider by pitching and bucking and it is the aim of the trainers to make him run. Get a wild horse to running straight ahead and he is conquered and will io a short time become docile. But with domestic stock just the opposite is the case. A tame horse tioeg not buck as a rule, but want? to run " Let him run and he :s ruined. The philosophy of the business is plain. The idea in both casos is t 4 bend the will of the horse to the riT-r'sdesire. The wild horse runs sferaiuht ahead because he is cowed artd afraid of his rider, and has despaired of throwing him. The tame horse because he has no fear at the rider and imagines he Is escaping. He is made to go slow quietly only through fear ahd respect Thus, you see. the wild horse runs to slav­ ery, while the tame horse runs to free- dafflfl.'"-r-Cincinnati Times-Star, Donbti'nl Benefits. Winged insects have long been ac­ cused of spreading disease; but it 1s asserted now from Havana that mos­ quitoes have a use, for they inoculate any one after biting a yellow-fever patient the disease which follows is so mild that fatal results are rare. ' Ban An? ot the Saper*tm<HB% af^Yw* If oath B«en Fulfilled? From time immemorial it has been considered good luck to find a four- leaved clover. Some have said that the discoverer of one was certalrf to become wealthy and wise; others, that tbe fairies would grant him every wish; and others, that tbe little magic leaves could show where gold was lying buried in the earth. And cer­ tainly there does seem to be some­ thing very wonderful in the fact that, in a lame field containing millions of little plants furnished with groups of tree leaflets, there should be only one or two of the four-leaved variety. I do not mean that some varieties of clover bear leaves all in groups of four or five, for this is not the fact Per­ haps one four-leaved clover will grow upon a plant that has fifty threes, al­ though occasionally several fours or fives will be found in a bunch ot the same plant As a general thing, three leaves are nearly of a size, while the fourth is somewhat smaller--though this does not always follow. I have seen several in which the fourth leaflet is borne out on a separate stalk. Five-leaved clovers occur almost as often as four. Freq uently fours and fives are found growing together. Some say that you must not pick a five-leaved clover--it will neutralize all the good luck brought by a fou r Others assert the direct contrary and say that it is very much more potent for good than the four-leaved stalk. According to one legend, only the bolder of a five-leaved clover can be admitted to the fairy-court Several pretty stories describe the fortunate one as standing out on the grass at midnight, holding up the matric wand, and presently finding himself wafted away on invisible wings to; Elf-land. '• Aside from the widespread interest, attaching to" the duplication- of the, leaflet clovers seem special favorites of poets and romancers, it is said that when St Pa trick was preach­ ing to the unconverted Irish some of them ridiculed the idea of the Trinity. For answer, he caught up a trefoil from the sod, and told them chat here was a leaf exemplifying three in one. Hence the three-leaved clover, or shamrock, was adopted as the na­ tional emblem of Ireland. Some say that the common wood-sorrel (Oxali? acetoseUa) shares with the white clover the credit of b^ing the true sham­ rock. One authority says that this oxalis is a native of Ireland, while the clover is of comparatively recent introduction. In a song by the Irish poet, Thomas Moore, the shamrock-- whether oxalis or clover he does not say--is mentioned as "Old Erin's na­ tive shamrock." As I said at first, the discovery of a four-leaved clover was regarded, even centuries ago, as an omen of good luck. And in a poem by Robert Her- riek, who wrote a short time after Shakspeare, is a meution of "lucky four-leaved grasse:" and, In another very old volume, , it is soberly stated that, "if a man walking in the fields finds any four-leaved grass, he shall, in asmall while after, find some good thing." Several mentions to the same effect are made in the writings of other poets. I nope you will have a hunt for magic clovers in the sweet-smelling summer fields; for 1 find, in that charming occupation, "luck" suffi­ cient--even when no "lucky four- leaved grasse" rewards my search.-- Margaret B. Harvey, in St Nicholas. _r*n twin* Mrs!*** Hi* fkahcrs, 4x0 Walnut St.. Beading, P*. •tattn: "We always use Salvation OH for what it is recommended in plaea of A physician. It never tail** Important to Fleshy people. We bar* noticed » page article In th* Boston Globe on reducing weight at a very small expense. It' %tll pay our readers to send two-cent atamp for a copy to Betiaa Circulating Library, M & Washington street, Chicago, IIL USE BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES for Coughs, Colds and all other Throat Troubles.--"Pre-eminently the best."--Rev- Henry Ward Beechar. IF God did not smile in the sunshine the white rose would be black. Sample Package Mailed Fits. Address Small Bile Beins, New York. A BoiiijiNQ stone never "gets there." CLUNLISK88, exercise and diet are the cardinal virtues of pood health. Take care of tbe first two, and If y« u know how and what to eat you need never be ilL It ia claimed that Garfield Tea. a simple herb remedy, overcomes the results of wrong living. 1 Iv at first you don't succeed, lie. lie again.'--Life. IT IS WILL TO ASTCUCAR or A COLD the first week, but It is uu*u better and eater to rid yourself of it the fir^t forty-eight hours -the proper remedy for the purpose being Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant. - •A-*' •' h EVERY S&BG'S IBOUB* girl's castle. Is hie aervanfc One a night for a week will cure any case Of Constipation, Small Bile Beans. Mrts. Mixabeth Messer Baltimore, Md. "Hood's Sarsaparilla is a wonderful medicine. Far 10 years I had Neuralgia, Dyspepsia and minting spells. Sometimes I would be almost stiff with cold perspiration. I weighed leaa than 100 lbs. and was a picture ot misery. But I began to Improve at once on taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and am now perfectly cured. I eat weii, sleep well, and am in p«rfect health. Instead of belnsc dead now, 1 am alive and weigh 149 lbs." MRS. EMZABBTH MESSBK, 19 East Bar­ ney Street, Baltimore, Md. HOOD'S PILLS are purely vegetable. Honesty Appreciated. Jin Persia truthfulness is at a pre­ mium, as the English resident soon discovers. For some time after his arrival he is the victim of his ser­ vants, of the tradesmen, and, indeed, of the natives in general. As Doc­ tor Wilis says, he buys experience more or less dearly, but having bought It he is able to correct liis mistakes one by one. Gradually he takes root in the country. He "hits it off" with the Persians. The solitary makes friends, --real friends, not mere acquaint­ ances.--and strange t:> say, these friends are often from tbe priesthood, the most fanatical among the Mos­ lems. And these Oriental friends always confess that what originally attracted them to their new ally is the strange fact that an Englishman doesn't lie. In Persia, 4he great hot-bed:of lies and intrigue, a man who doesi not lie is indeed a phenomenon. Very soon the Englishman is invited to din­ ners, to marriage feasts, even. to pic­ nics; for he is a lion, and the Leo- hunter exists, even in Persia. Little by little the influence of "the man who tells the truth" begins to spread; disputes are referred to him; for is he not the only judge in the place who does not hunger for a bribe? An unpaid arbitrator, he "embodies the iaw" in many a knotty dispute. There are no fees in his court, and tbe reference being by mu­ tual consent and purely unofficial, there can be no appeal. fzffw ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Sjrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels colds, head* aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup cf Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­ ceptable to the dtomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial tn its effects, prepared only from the most healthy ana agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. oyrup of figs Is for sale In 50o and $1 bottles by all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will cure it promptly Jtor any one who will pro- one who Bo not'accept any CALIFORNIA FIB SYRUP CO. 8AM ntAMOiaCO, CAU ioonmu. *r. MEW muc. ar wishes to try substitute. •ma... modes WHEN a man has very few faults, he is willing to acknowledge that he is a great sinnei C ? n * ' . \i ' > i . ̂ ̂ .. Jr v« 'V The Tailor-Made In fitting a cloth suit the of fitting peculiar to the tailon are many in number, but good in result, says Mrs. Mallon in the Ladies? Home Journal. The measurements are numerous; the first fitting is an or­ dinary cotton lining; the second one a silk lining; the third one the silk and the material; the fourth due the almost finishei bodice, which usually needs then only a few mistakes recti­ fied, and there is the finished bodice for the head tailor to see in Its en­ tirety. No critic is so severe as is the master of th^establishment and a slight wrinkle will caUse him to-order the taking apart of the bodimand the making it so that H fits like) the proverbial glove; the same cj&re is shown in fitting a skirt, and at the really good tailor's a long- train cloth skirt, unless it were for evening or bouse wear, is not even considered. Among the prettiest of tbe new materials iter the cloth gowns are those showing very light backgrounds with hair lines or checks of a darker shade upon them. The hair lines are rather newer, and are almost invari­ ably seen on a smooth surfaced cloth. White is shown with a hair line of dark brown, dark blue, gray, purple gad, oddly-enough, emerald jfrfeeni TENNIS0N. The poet Tennyson was fond of his pipe, but he was exceeding suscepti­ ble to the charms of pretty women, whom he was willing to grant any favor to. In his later years'he had the reputation of being morose and discourteous, especially to strangers, but this was because he was so bored by them that they became a'veritable annoyance. He once had an Ameri­ can arrested and fined because the latter in his zeal had climbed the poet's favorite tree and cut off a large branch which he was going to fashion into a walking-stick as a memento. How many people would be willing to stand admiration to go at such lengths as this. The poet's death was caused by his own imprudence. He went riding insufficiently clad, took cold, and it settled upon his kidneys, as all colds do to a greater or lesser extent The result was an attack of pneumo­ nia, which proved fatal to him. Pneumonia can be cmed by the use of REID'S GERMAN COUGH AND KID­ NEY CURE, because this great remedy at once incites the kidneys to action, and thus relieves the congestion of the lungs. Get this great remedy of any druggist. Small bottles 25c, large 50c. SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, 111. JUDGE J. B. Hnx, Court, Walker county, Georgia, thinks, enough of German Sjrntp to send us voluntarily a strong letter endorsing it When men of rank: and education thus use and recom­ mend an article, what they say v/crth the attention of the publik. It is above suspicion. " I have used your German Syrup,'" he says, "Scar my Coughs and Colds on the Throat and Lungs. I can recommend it fer them as a first-class medicine."-- Take no substitute. . A LOVING heart is the truest wisdom. 7 t W pleasant TKK NEXT MORNING I VEEL BRIGHT AMP NEW AND FCR COMPLEXION IS BETTER. It sets gently on Use etcmsctj, ll^sr1 :l«» pleasant laxative. This drtalt - _ irbs, sr»4 la prepared tor naa as aidly aatoa. ftlscalied Xy doctor says I* oiaito from fepr aatoa. ftlscalie< LME'S MEDIGIHE All 4ra»t«* nil It a: 50c r.al ft per If j«« omt a, ml MW aMnas for a AM funpl*. Uw'I nMi MMH lb knk nA <n. h «rdar «• kt MM;, ate k an. AMm ORATOR F. WOODWARD, i.sRoi, K. T. 9 IlKMTlON TH1H FAPKlt waan nmn «e *B*Kamaa* Choice Gift A Grand Family Educator Y< t A Library in Itself Y V The Standard Authority? HXW FRGX COVES TO COVXK. Staliy Abreast et the Ttmss. Successor of the authentic "Una-' • o bridged." Ten yean spent inrevMna.< > < • 100 editors employed, tSOO,Ott< > < > expended. _ •OLD BY ALL BOOKSILLKM. GET THE BEST. Do net bay rspttnts of obsolete edHlu--• < I < y psiiv* IHS! O. «E C. UKKKTAM CO., Publisher*, w Springfield. Mass., U. 8. A. +«»»»•••••»»»»••»•»»»•»• fln Dirtclt Rsosi Ko Alkalies w -- OB-- Other Chemical* an used In tta- V pupmttoii of W. BAKER *C0.«r> reakfastCocoa it ahslaMy jntrw mnd soluble. It has (smtikan tkm strength of Cocoa mixw1 with Starch, Arrowroot er Sugar, and is far mora aee- - lai* than <ms oent a «sa nourishing, and liWWt. Soli by O ~«csra wrywtost W.BAKER&C0., Illustrated Pablicatiom, mi^ssssas}"--- REE PMk wyHMHRT A %landS aunmoN THIS ram EPILEPSY OR FITS! 1850. DR ft PHELP8 BROWM MM. The noted Herbalist and KPHLEBST gJHBCUUOr dlscovrred that Xk>ilepsy ariare from a pecnUsr d& rsngenirnt of the stonisch. and prepared hiaO»l»- braud Herbal Bfuedies which remove the above conditions and. thus core the dlsesse. Ibej hav» cured thousands of cases. Send tor MKI his Treatise on the Cause and Cure 47 Urand ' ~ " w or bowels io OBNIWK BMDAMHIBNLOIIIOOBPLIILOAJMDOTL Bate, luphtm. G&arau>TsaOo..auw.<MhSt.,i Cures Constipation ^KMTION THIS FAt-KR wrnmn* *• »'«••••» FAT FOLKS REDUCU U£.NTK>N THIS run mm WAITED Oil sal til or commission, to handle the New Patent Chemist Pencil. Agents makinx V5(> per vrael 0, Lacrosse wli lonroe Eraser Msntifact'ing 0o,X8D0. MENTION THIS Mm was I . should sea . B. L * P. R. OR EUCHRE RARTlit at once to JOHH SOiRUii, G. T. A. Chicago. TEN CKNTS, ia Mana lerershuflled. Wm. per pack for the slickest cards yow erarsh' S l . O O y o . . . you wm receive free by express ten packs. MLMTION THIS rATKK ««»,' INCREASE household articles. 8ant|> eg 10c to ft. P tree. World Agency Co.. K.T8.187 LaSalle St., ChicMea lUNTtON TUB FATEB wsrraa* w aOVUENUMM* BOTIRSDAILPW HH I IOI /•* Anyone ean play" WITHOUT* the Piano or A TEACH ERrr Tbe HEW YOBK "WOOT.D says : One of the wonders of the nineteenth century is Soper'a Tintaan taneouH Guide to tlie ke>8 of the pitiuo or orgai! --to teach any person to play npyii either piano or oraaV at OBIT, without the aid of » teacher, «nd the price asked for it itl.O" i« a mere trifle when compared t#_ the benefit to be derived. The thousands of flattering testimonials « hich have come icratuitousijr to th# publishers from persons who are using the t>oper Instantaneous music, speak none too high!) of its i>ari%i Price, $1.00, Iadcdis* Set of Tea (1®) Pieeaa of either Charch Baric or Popalar Airs, p ADDRESS, 80PER MUSIC, 02 WORLD BUILDING, NEW YORK. pie and SO plates. Wilson Novelti 1UMTION THIS PAPEK Co.. LaGracKe. IU. tDVMTlMUS. THE man who knows everybody |uow8 f<w friends. HE GREAT SHILOHs CURE. COUGH CUR ?5C50*S so. i9-»t WHEN WRITING TO ADVEKTlBgBS, ttlease say ns m the mil ffiiruasMl jplcase amy yoa «aw the in thiN i«per. Cures Conanmpti on, Coughs, Croup, Sore Siiroab Sold by all Druggists on a Guarantee. I For a Lame Side, Back or Chest Sh.iloh's PonNW ! Plat ter will lire areat satisfaction.--« cents. ' , - J v P I SOS C U R f F C R Csswpllrss and people I who hare weak tangs or Aitb- mi,abouldaa* Ptso'sCurs for Consumption, it has eared thews--de. it has not injur­ ed one. It is not had to take, j It is the best cough syrup. Sold everywhere t4"

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