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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 14 Feb 1894, p. 7

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Brwd and f*ML TMENT. tv,v ril'1 JBw» between n»j|ig:tWii»»«- Hap-. fOTtttotlfic research m* »hw»rr.) .skill lutwit ibtomMMot deat to deollntnK REUS, and «f IMWIMBI wan- 4af fMMl, IMrgy. lie up to Boatetter'# 8t«aach Bttteta, a widely oomprahoulvt rem­ edy In disease, and an lnMttaable felesainR to the eUteity, the feeble, and the convaleeeenfc. Kheuutlc ailments, trouble with the kidneys •nd lttaabssro are among the more common ali­ ments of the aged. Theee are effectually ewmtOMtcd by the Bitters, which is likewise * ̂ prevention and curative of malarial com- plaints. dyspepsia, constipation, and bttioaa- nees. It is highly promotive of appetite, sleep, . and the acquisition of visor. '% One on the Englishman. „1 Bluffkins wanderel in at the club Hie other night and drew his chair close to the fi re. "I wouldn t be an Englishman for anything!" he ejaculated. "They have the most gluttonous appetites on record.," ^"You cawn't prove that, bah Jove!" f^id Mr. Algernon Hawkins, who lived Ojll chops ana swore by her Majesty. I can," replied Biuffkins, with un­ ruffled composure, "and here is the jiroof. I was riding home in an elec­ tric last night. Two Englishmen sat next to me. 'I 'ave just bought a stove,' Mid one. /So 'ave I,' said the other. 'But mine is the best on earth; itccoks iny breakfast in 'alf an hour,' said the first. 'Jove,' said tha second, 'that iSn't anything. I'fcan eat my stove in lite minutes. " '\A.nd oven Mr.-Algernon Hawkins Kftknowledged that the Englishman did have a pretty solid appetite.--Boston Budget. tj The Kanaka Queen. ** "Will the Queen of the Sandwich Islands ~4galn sit on her throne? This is one of the foremost questions in the public mind. It may depend entirely upon herself for an­ swer, as a writer says she is almost a help- leas cripple from lumbago. The intelli­ gence ought to be conveyed to her in a dip­ lomatic way. that there is no remedy on ,tirth a sorer cure for it than Bt Jacobs Oil, as it is also a specific for sciatica, so prevalent in the tropics. She can easily verify this statement by thavuse of Ahe remedy. . ) When They Meet and Part. ••WAn Englishman i alutes bis friend M#lth "How do you do> Good-by. Fare­ well. " Similarly the Dutchman, "Vaar wel," and the Swede "Farval." A French man says, "Bon jour! fc: plaiser" (i. e. 11 " Au vous revoir"). An talian, "Buon giorno! Addio! A rivide ci!" A Spaniard, "Buenos d;a i! Adios! Hasta la vista!" (French, "Au revoir.") The Turk folds his arms across his breast and bows his head toward the person whom he salutes. The common Arab fays, "Salem alei- kum" ("Peace be with you"). He then lays his hands on his breast in order to show that the wish proceeds from hi? h^art.--Lander and Volkerkunde. JRewaur* of Olntm-nta for Catarrh that , Contain Mercury, Jtt merenry will gnrely destroy the Gens© of am ell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Bach article* should never be used except om prescriptions from reputable physicians, a* ths damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Care, manufactured by F. J. Chenev & Co., To­ ledo, O., contains no merenry, and is taken In­ ternally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buvlng l's Catarrh Cnre be sure you get the genuine^ , is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, ^ F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. 'Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle. CANTERBURY CATHEDRAL was a magnificent cathedral at Canterbury, England. It was designed by Sir James Bur rough, was begun in 1174, •nd finished in the reign of Henry V. It contains the shrine of Thomas a Becket. in former times a great resort « pilgrims. j ••• i : I JAPANESE doctors never present bills to their patients. They await the tient's inclination to pay, and then ankfully accept whatever sum 5is ered. ^ Abraham Lincoln's StorWp* An illustrated book, unmari'efl by i^vextising, containing stories and an- ' ecdotostold by Abraham Lincoln, many heretofore unpublished, will ba sent free to every person sending his or her idress to the Lincoln Tea Co., Ft. Tayne, Ind. - BE rather bountiful than expensive; do good with what thou hast, or it will do thee no gcod.--Penn. Sii "Colchester" Qther column. Spading Boot ad. In A LIST of reasons why you should In­ sist upon having Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, and nothing else in their place : -- Because they're the smallest, and the pleasanteat to take. Because they're the eawiot In their ways. No disturbance, no reaction afterward. Their ef­ fects last. They absolutely and perma­ nently cure Biliousness, Indi­ gestion, Constipation, Sick Head­ ache, and Sour Stomach. The most common cause of Piles is constipation. By removing the cause a euro is effected. Montgomery, Orange Co., N. T. DR. PIERCE : Dear Sir -- I suffered untold r with bleeding piles. I could get no night or day, until 1 commenced using your "Pleasant Pellets," and now for two years or more. 1 have not been troubled with the piles; if my bowels get in a constipated fedition, I take a dose of Dr. Pierce's Pleee-t Pellets, and tte trouble Is all dispelled next day. iter. W-L'D be SOCIETY the brtae.and' refnss sait... the smokehouse, --National Stock- ®u» #* More Brilliant cayttai msau j ' ®»ope. Those who are best qualified bv opinion are that there best experience to CXPEMB an A buyer of steers for feeding says unanimous In declaring Utaral Hlnded Ajrrlcaltnrtata Who Bay Anditt.Dow Pay--Bow to Pnfsn aa Asparagas Bed--The fUiw et Bixy- Breed aiuf-Yead. ^ hv mail. Postage fj*e. You can get the beat rains of dealers who push onr shoes. Fig ures on Fitrmlnf. ' In the neighborhood of Oxford, Pa, the farmers were successful with their crops last year. They received good average prices for the products. Some of the liberal-viewed agricul­ turists say that farming did pay, es­ pecially in 1893. There is a cause for the change from the long-con­ tinued cry, "farming does not pay." It is diversified farming. Few in­ deed are the farmers of to-day whose labors are confined entirely to the same crops year after year, as was the custom not long ago. In .uiry shows that the best crop the farmers raised last year was potatoes. Fully 100,000 bushels were grown. Of this amount 75,000 bushels, for Which dealers paid 60 cents a bushel, were shipped to Philadelphia in carload lots, making a train of 167 cars. Two years ago 30,000 bushels of potatoes were shipped from Oxford. A lo al pro­ ducer says that ir. costs $40 to raise and market an acre of potatoes. The average for the season is 150 bushels an acre from eight bushels of J>eed, and the return is $50 aniacre. There are some farmers who Harvested H >0 bushels of tubers from an acre of land. It is estimated that within a radius of twenty miles of Oxford 200,- 000 bushels of potatoes were gathered from September 1. That the farm­ ers were eager to compete in raising potatoes, and that their efforts were not confined to one variety was shown at the local fair, where twenty-five varieties were on exhibition. A conservative farmer has figured on the cost of production of grain compared with potatoes. He reports: tittie cost of raising ten acres of wheat is $224.38; sale of 200 bushels ot wheat at 64 cents and ten tons of straw at $5, $188; loss on ten acres $44.38; eiuivalent to a loss of 22 cents a bushel at the rate of twenty bushels an acre. The total cost of ten acres of oats is $175; sale of 350 bushels of oats at 35 cents and six tons of straw at $6, $158.50; loss on ten 4 acres, $16.f>0: e uivalent to a loss of 44 cents a bushel attherateof thirty* five bushels an acre The total cost of ten acres of corn is $247; sale of 450 bushels of corn at 50 cents and 1,500 bundles of fodder at 3 cents, $273; net gain on ten acies, $26; equivalent to a profit of about 6 cents a bushel. The total cost of ten acres of hay is $107.87; sale of 12.} tons of hay at $12, $150: net gain on ten acres, $45.13; e >uivalent to a profit of $3.50 a ton. These estimates are at the rate of $18 for six days' plow­ ing the ten acres; $28 a ton for fer­ tilizer; $7 an acre fnr interest and in­ surance, and average prices for the other items. The total cost of ten acres of potatoes is $400; sale of 1,500 bushels of potatoes at 60 cents, $900; profit of $500, or $50 an acre. Another crop the farmers realized a i unusual price for is apples. Not­ withstanding the severe and destruc­ tive storms laso summer, which re­ sulted in the loss of fulJy half of the maturing fruit, the apple yield was large.--littsburgh Commercial-Ga­ zette. '• Improved Hickory Nuts. In the attention that has been given to the nui-bearing trees in re­ cent yearss veral improved hickories --mainly of the smaller-sized shell- barks--have been brought into notice. One of these, Hale's (called Hale's Paper Shell, at first) has already been mentioned in these columns. It was first described by Andrew S. Fu ler in his interesting work, "Practical Forestry," published about ten years airo. In the report of the United States Secretary of Agriculture for 18U2, there is a description of this variety, and of two others named respectively Curtis and Ideal. All three, as stated by Pomologist Van Deman, are good and desirable so far as fiavor is con­ cerned, but the cracking qualities of Hale's and Ideal are "not the best, many hal\es of the kernels being broken, or marred by the shallow though clasping partition walls." ~ Curtis was raised by Curtis Coe of Connecticut, the originator of Coo's Transparent cherry, one of the tine old varieties. He planted the nut from which Curtis came in 1851', and the tree is now eight or ten inches in diameter. It is said to be standing near\he original (Joe's Transparent cherry tree. Mr. Van Deman states that "tne nut is medium size, has very slight angles and may be rated among the best in thinness of shell, fullness of kernel, and ease with which the kernel can be removed in halves. Its flavor is good, and the tree is said to be very productive." Judge Samuel Miller of Missouri (formerly of Pennsylvania), has l een giving special attention for many years to improved nuts, persimmons, and other native American fruits, and there are doubtless many choice , ,.varieties in bis possession. The fruit- dcsc^ti^no^o'ur complete j loving public, both East and West, lines for ladies and gen-1 are looking forward with much inter- ^™u"™tt7catoiogu~t 'est to the results of his long experri- gi«njr in- jence in this and other lines of horti- cultural work. he Is paving from 2 t > 21 cents a pound for fair to good 1 to 2 year old animals, mostly of the latter age They bring from $12 to $15 each, with occasionally some that touch the $20 mark. As a rule the prices do not cover cost of production, in the opin­ ion of our informant, but the entire absence of profit is due more to quality of the animals than to the very low price, though with the best sorts the profit is too small to count, but even a small profit beats a loss out of sight. This buyer relates one incident to illustrate the difference letween rearing fine grade cattle of the pronunced beef type and those of the no-particular-purpose kind. He found a lot of tirade yearlings, bred expressly for beef, and though they were carried through their first winter on ha^ alone, having no grain I whatever, that weighed about 750 i pounds each, and were considered a i good purchase at $20 a nead, which ; their buyer thought must have paid i their owner a very fair profit; cer­ tainly much better than the 2-vear- old fellows that brought from $12 to $15 each. It is such cattle that we must breed for. It is imperative that It be done when prices are very low, and is vastly more profitable to do it when prices are high. v Proaln* Many experiments have been made under different conditions to show the advantages of pruning the grape, where a proper medium is observed between too light pruning and exces­ sive cutting away. We have seen a vineyard ruined in a single season by cutting away nearly all the bearing shoots, the mistaken notion being held that they would ripen better by letting in the sunlight The leaves being mostly cut off the remainder nearly starved the fruit The Mis­ souri Experiment Station tried prun­ ing different degrees of the vine. The vines were pruned from one bud only to six buds, one portion not being pruned at all. Another part of the vineyard was allowed to grow four canes from this root, which were puned to three feet long. The fruit subsequently reached its full size. The grapes which were pruned to one and two eyes had well- filled bunches, the berries being one third larger than the unpruned vines. The rot was much worse on the unpruned. There is fully four times as much rot in the unsprayed vines as in those that have been sprayed. The Fiavor of Hoaey. Mr. C N. Wilson, a California writer, claims that the fiavor of honey made by bees in altitude 700 to 1,000 feet above the sea level is better than that made near the sea­ shore. It is possible that this differ­ ence is due to the less rainfall on the higher ground, as at the medium alti­ tude there is likely to be less rain than along the seashore or near the top of high mountains, A wet, suu- less season affects the quality of fruits, and it may well do the same to the amount and quality ot the sweets which the flowers-contain. Corn Heal for Winter Butter. While bran is all right to make quantity of milk, it does not make a rich milk fall of butter fats. For this purpose there is no winter feed so good as corn meal, fed either with corn ensilage or with cut corn stalks moistened with hot water. It is better for a winter feed than linseed or cotton-seed meal, as these have the effect of making the butter fats too hard for cold-weather use. The use of cotton-seed meal comes just right in summer. The butter then is sure to come soft, and is often un­ manageable from this caus$. W. T j . DOPfllAR itS SHOE equals custom work, costing from $4 to $6, best value for the money in the world. Name and price stamped on the bottom. Every warranted. Take no substi- EVERY LADY WfiSTSJjj | g Wtrablt terms. iilrt'Hs llijmi Novelty Co., I Major Block. Madison and La SULLE Sfs., CHICAGO. Pitase mefU.ii/n thin paper. I SS to felti a day. Meu or wo- j •hi'III J) W Anl LU turn. Halar.v or ccnumist-ioa, tODandi* onr new household invention; best teller oet; send 25c for sample, expr.-ss paid, Uw. TIE MIEl Simf CI.. 51 Center at. and partieu- Cleveland.O. How to Prepare an Aspen g is Light, sandy, rich soil is the flilt," Ml. rxt- m w 3- n * • rmu aiMl not nee(* underdraining: Tlie BllOU Gloye HOMME S6l, I IIICJ Other soil should be underarained. oenfaimngt a complete outfit for the mending »nd Seed Or plants may be Obtained Of Maeufj:|seedmen, and should be sown wide enough for cultivation with horse and I plow, say three feet by two in the row. Quicker results may be ob- I tained by digging up an old bed and ' separating the 'roots and planting them at least four inches below the top of soil. This will allow cultiva­ tion over the crown of the plant, and such deeply planted roots will aend up mor? vigorous plants and earlier plants, too. If but few plants are wanted, a bed in the corner of the gardert may be used, and the plant­ ing may be more close. Cover each spring with refuse salt and put ou enough to kill the growth of the weeds. No danger ot killing the plant, as it is a salt water plant Asparagus is so easily cultivated and so palatable in the early spring that no table is complete without it. If plants are covered with a shovelful of fresh horse manure in winter they p u Mdreaa LYONS, B Dou't stoop ! Don't get old be­ fore your time'. Bust, strong­ est and scientifically the most ... BKACK sent postpaid for SI. Box 1144. New Haven, Conn. ,8ot1^.A8THIL rmaiL BtoweUftOte MTEMTS THOH AS P. SIMPSON;Washington, aa No«ttj'«fee until Pmtent oS tained. Writ* flor Inventor's Quid* 8. N. U. No. 1-94 Farm Notes. T#m New Hampshire experiment station finds that gluten meal tends to produce a softer quality of butter than cotton seed meal or corn meal, and, other things being equal, tends to lesson the churnability of the but­ ter fats. THE average production of our farms, in almost every line, Is only about one quarter of that which is secured by the best of our farmers. This should give food for thought It is possible for every man to make a near approach to the four-fold crop. THE time is coming, when root crops will have a lareer place in our agriculture thap they now occupy. One advantage that they have over grain crops is that they are less liable to make a complete (allure from drought, insects, and other cau-es. THE underdrained barnyard or dooryard is rarely muddy. Though the ground is naturally dry it will probably pay to underdrain. Under- drainage mitigates drouth as well as flood. The underdrain dooryard and lawn will grow a better and a greener turf. AN eminent agiculturist says that there is nothing more certain than that the productiveness of very many of our fruits and vegetables--and those the most valuable--is often tremendously increased by bees, in the important work of pollenizingtbe flowers. LARGE fowls do not sell as readily as those of medium size. Buyers pre­ fer two fowls, weighing about seven or eight pounds per pair, to purchas­ ing one fowl weighiiig as much, but they will always prefer the plump, fat carcasses, of large, to, fowls that are small but inferior. fpe r -C- Hands Off; V > If all officials realized the import­ ance of public trusts as did the boy in the following anecdote, we should never hear of deserted post& As the train stopped at a small town in Virginia, the mail-bag was thrown to a neero boy of perhaps fif­ teen years, who started off at a brisk ruu to the postofflce. But a larger boy, turning a corner, suddenly ran into the mail carrier and overturned him. As soon as he recovered him­ self, he turned upon the aggressor. "Look a-heah!" he exclaimed. "You wants to te keerful of dischile. When you knccks me down, you jars de whole gov'ment of the .United States. I carries de mail!" ^ ' LIGHT housekeeping means lcesp- iog house in a place where everything md theewfr buckwheat, „ retain- left over is no gayer or more brilliant society in Europe than at St Petersburg. It has a cachet all its own, and if it is less difficult of access to foreigners than London or Paris society, it is so simply because hostesses too implicity rely upon their friends of both sexes not to introduce Into their salons any but persons of irreproachable charac­ ter. The Kussian lady is so clever that she does not require any details of a story. She guesses at these, and if necessary supplies them, in other words,, invents them. The one word which that guileless official has let drop--which she has "surprised on his lips"--serves her as the key to the mystery; the rest is easy. Of course, she only communicates these state secrets to her most intimate friends, who themselves are sworn to secrecy, but she has so many friends of both sexes that in an incredibly short space of time the important morsel of gossip Is literally all over St Petersburg. To the foreign am­ bassadors she is more valuable than a legion of spies. Those persons are assiduous visitors to the leading sa­ lons, where, as may be supposed, they pick up quite as much as they want to know, and thus are often better informed than the Emperor's Minis­ ter of Foreign Affairs himself. There : is a mad race among the fair leaders of the grand monde to attract the largest number ot diplomatists and great personages in their drawing- rooms. Thus it happens that the younger women, if not excluded from the salons which they would so adorn but for this political era e, ate not often seen in the orincipal house, save at balls and similar frivolous gatherings The St Petersburg sa­ lons are really not a whit better than the men's clubs, presided over by maitresse de maison. The ve|y bou- doirs are transformed into studies, the grandes salies into places of ren­ dezvous for politicians, and the bed« rooms into warehouses of state se* ctets.--The Lady. ^ Saved. ' One of those strange chancfes whlch afterward seetn to have been the de­ sign of Providence, occurred years ago at Christ Church, in Gardiner, Maine. Late at night the building was struck by lightning, and one point of the roof.wassoon in a blaze. Every one within a possible radios rushed to the re-cue, but no one could scale the height, and it seemed as if the church must go. Suddenly a voung man who had been a sailor, and who bore no envi­ able reputation in the neighborhood, appeared on the roof. Water was raised to him in buckets by the men below, and, agile as a cat he ran about dashing it cpon the (lames, he worked with a will, and at length began chopping away at the roof tim­ bers with an axe. This, however, slipped from his grasp, and fell crash ing into\he church below. 4 There goes my ax right down into Capt. Kimball's pew!" called the sailor, and lie accompanied the re­ mark with a great oath. tfishop Burgess, who was in the crowd, he ird the words and the oath, and as soon as the fire was under con­ trol, he asked the name of the yo ing man who had saved the church. The next day the bishop went to the sail or*s home, talked with him familiarly about the sin of profanity, and gave him a little prayer-book. So warm was the bishop's love of mankind that no one could listen to him without believing in its sincerity. The sailor literally experienced the spiritual process, 1 "a change of heart He went to sea again, but amid the temptations of his former life, be avoided all its vices. Years afterward he was stabbed while acting as peacemaker in a street flght, ana died an honest and God- feearing citizen.--Youth's Compan­ ion, Frank Confession. Robert Chambers, the large-hearted and honest publisher, one night ap­ peared at his club, after a short ab­ sence, and there delighted at least one member--J. G Jeaffreson--by a deliriously frank expression of opinion, .leaffreson began the conversation by asking: "What have you been doing since I saw you last?" "I have joost been spending the time in Scotland with my ain people, and for my diversion I have been reading jet again Scott's novels, went deliberately through the whole lot o' them. What do you think of a mon o' my years spending the^reater part of the long holidays in sic a way?" "It was in that way that 1 first made acquaintance with the Waver- ley novels," was the enthusiast c re­ ply, "in a broil ng hot summer and autumh. How you must have en­ joyed yourself!" ."Weel, weel, I canna say," re­ turned the Scottish publisher and man of letters. Then he looked warily up and down the room to make sure of not being heard by any brother Scotsman, and continued: "I canna say I enjoyed the bulks so much as I did in my younger time. I would not say It aloud in Adinbro, but weel you believe me when I say that Sir Walter isn't what be used to be to me? To tale you the truth," he added, lowering his voice almost to a whisper, "to tale you the truth, I found him rather prosy! Ay, but dinna be laughing, or the lads there will be asking what I said to you. It is the truth that I tale you; I maost conlace I found bim at times a leetle prosy!" ' • Cold Period in Enrope. That the Continent of Europe is passing through a cold period has been pointed out by M. Flammarion, the French astronomer. During the past six years the mean temperature of Paris has been about two degrees below the normal, and Great Britain, Belgium, Spain, Italy, Austria, and Germany have also been growing cold. The change seems to have been in progress in France for a long time, the growth of the vine having been forced far southward since the thirteenth century, and a similar cooling has been observed as far away as Bio de Janeiro, where the annual temperature has been going Royal Bnc For generations it tom to mix the batter calces with yeast or ing a portion of the from one morning to raise the cakes for the following day. If kept too warm, or not used prompt­ ly, this batter becomes excessively sour and objectionable. Buckwheat cakes raised by this means are more often sour or heavy than light and sweet. If eaten daily they distress the stomach and cause skin eruptions and itching. Instead of the old-fashioned way we have been making buckwheat cakes this winter with Rcyal Baking Powder, mixing the batter fresh daily, a id And the result wonderfully satisfactory. They are unifoimly light and sweet, more palatable and wholesome, and can be eaten continuously without the slightest digestive inconvenienco. Be­ sides they are mixed and baked in a moment, reauiring no time to rise. Following is the receipt used: Two cups of pure buckwheat flour {not "prepared" or mixed); one cup of wheat flour, two tablespoons of Royal Baking Powder, andcne-half teaspoion- ful of salt, all sifted well together. Mix with milk into a thin batter and bake at once on a hot griddle. Once proper­ ly test ?d from this receipt, no other buckwheat will find its way to your table.--Domestic Cookery. JULE'S VERNE'S IDEAS. Th® Fnnoh Story Writer Explains What He Alma At. In the course of a conversation with R. H. Sherard on his life ana work, re­ ported in McClure's Magazine, Jules Verne says: "My object has been to <le- Eiet the earth, and not the earth alone, ut the universe, for I have sometimes taken my readers away from the earth, in the novel. And I have tried at the same time to realize a very high ideal of beauty of style. It is i aid that there can't be any style in a novel of adven­ ture, but that isn't true: though I ad­ mit that it is very much more difficult to write such a novel in a good literary form than the studies of character which are so much in vogue. And let me say"--here Jules Verne slightly raised his broad shoulders-*-"that I am no very great admirer of the psycho­ logical novel, so-called, because I don't see what a novel ha 3 to do with psy­ chology, and i can't say that I admire the su-called psychological novelists. I except, however, D unlet and De Mau­ passant. For De Maupassant I have the very highest admiration. He is a man of genius, who has received from heaven the gift of writing evervthing, and who produces as naturafly and easily as an apple tree produces ap­ ples. My favorite author however, is, and always has been, Dickens. I don't know more thaa a hundred words of English, and so have to read him in translation. But I declare to you, sir" --Verne laid his hand upo.i the table with emphaus--"that I have read the Whole of Dickens at least ten times over. I cannot say that I prefer him to Maupassant, because there is no comparison possible between the two. But I love him mmensely. and in my forthcoming novel, 'Petit Bonhomme,' the proof of this i« given and acknowl­ edgment of my debt is made. I am also and have always been a great ad­ mirer of Cooper s no\ els. There are fif­ teen of these which I consider im­ mortal." The Modern Invalid Has tastes medicinally in keeping with other luxuries. A remuly must be pleas­ antly acceptable in form, purely whole­ some in composition, truly beneficial in effect and entirely free from every ob­ jectionable quality. If really ill he con­ sults a physician; if constipated he uses the gentle family laxative, Syrup of Figs. How He Would Defend It. Captain Derby, better known to fame by his literary name, "John Phoenix," perpetrated a joke (retold in Harper's Weekly) which is one of the classics at West Point. The Theoreti­ cal Journal of the siege prescribes just what is to be done in investing a forti­ fication, witU the invariable result-- theoretical, of course--that the works are obliged to surrender within a cer­ tain number of days. Professor Mahan called upon Derby to explain how, with a given number of guns and strength of garrison, he would defend a fort. "I would immediately evacuate the fort, then lay siege to it, and recapture it in forty-one days," replied Derby. Asthma Sufferers •Tho have la vain tried every other meant ot relief should try "Schlffmann's Asthma Our*." 'No waltlnit for results. Its action la Immediate, direct and certain, as a sin­ gle trial proven. Send to Dr. R. Schlff- mann, St. Paul, Minn., for a free trial package, bat ask your druggist Itii Money-Making. A man who has faith in his land "runs" it for all it is worth and make s money. Whether ho knows it or not, he em­ ploys scientific methods, and they are always successful in the end, when governed by common senee. But he must employ economy also. If he is wasteful lie will not succeed, no matter how much he makes. LUNG COMPLAINTS, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, Ac., are speedily relieved, and if taken In time, permanently cured by Dr. D. - Jayne's Expectorant. You will find in it also a certain remedy for Coughs and Coldsk IN thirty-six State prisons in this country solitary confinement is used as a punishmertt. and in twenty the pris­ oner is handcuff ed to the wall. COUGHS AND HOARSENESS.--The irri­ tation which induces coughing Immediately relieved by use of "Brotcn's BroiuJiial' Trodtes." Sold only in boxes. THE Russian authorities have for­ bidden the publication of marriage offers In the newspapers. BKECBAM'H PILLS are a wonderful medi­ cine for any bilious or nervous disorder, •uch as sick headache, etc. 25 cento a box. RESPONSIBILITY educates.--Wendell Phillips. The Past Guarantees The Future The fact that Hood's Sarsaparilla has cured thousands of othera is certainly sufficient reason for , belief that it will cure yoii. Its ' is the greatest blood purifier, the best nerve tonic, and quick­ est strength builder. Remember Hood's^Cures Hood's SaiHuparilla is sold by all druggists, fl; six for |6. Prepared by C. I. Hood £ Co., Apothecaries. Lowell, MasB. INTENSE PAIN IN THE Kiplii AND BACK xne in m m y kMsMjr«| ""'Hi 111 jiiiiiipW|»ji|»ji PUT AN END TO THE STRIKE. How th. Master of Balllol l)««H with Vnt- Wralty Washerwomea, A sympathetic biographer and who is evidently acquainted with his subject, contributes to Cornhall some rare "Memories of the Master of Bal- lioL" The Master was a keen judge of human nature, and in the anecdotes comprised in this paper there are evi­ dences of his keen insight into charac­ ter. One trivial though characteris­ tic incident narrated is quoted as fol­ lows by the Toronto Empire: Jowett's brevity of speech and dispatch of busi­ ness never shone more than on the great occasion of his dealing with the refractory washerwomen of Balliol. These worthy dames struck for higher wages in one department. Twelve col­ lars for a shilling was, I believe, the statutory price. They came to inter­ view the master. "The washerwomen have come to see you," said the butler. "Show the ladies up." said the mas­ ter. They c'umped into the room to flbd him fiddling with the poker at the ashes in the grate. He turned - round. "Will vou wash twelve collars for a shilling?"" They began to expostulate. He touched the bell. In came the butler. "Show the ladies down." Presently the butler appeared again. " "They seem very sorry, sir--would like to seo you again." . "Show them up." The washerwomen found the master intent, as before, on the fire grate. "Will you wash twelve collars for a shilling?" piped his cheery little voice. A stalwart speaker began to make ex­ planations. He touched the bell. "Show these ladies down." said he, and down they went. Again the but­ ler expressed a hope that hq would see them. v '•"Iv^ "Certainly; show theiQ tt|t*.- ':vThey entered the room. "Will you wash twelve collars for a shilling?" "We will," they cried. "Thank you--good day, good day," said the master; and, touching the bell, he said: "Knight, show these la­ dies down"--and the strike was over. Moravia, H. Y. SeptT, 1ML Dr.SlfcnerfcCo., Bincluuntoa, N. Y. O--Ueraen;- L--t whiter I tra pains ttann. at tiur pains could hardly * my face and eyes i as red as Mood; sweat stood in drops all over roe; I was as ««M ss ks and was ID Serfffeto pals WHO* WM» fntr arlne, I purchased one bottle of tot, Kilmer's Nwamp-Root, also one bottle '/Jp.; his U 4c O Anointment. They ' <, Gave mo immediate relief. >#'•" I heated the Anointment in with a l(t-lNa In four days time the pains had all diS^ptM^ ed. I think Swamp-Root one of the grtttfc est medicines ever offered to suffering Mk manity. Any one wishing to write me maQT do so and I will gladly answer. Youre truly, Fran is B. ReyaoWi. At 50 cent aw* gl.OO "Ia»»li<ls' Quid* to Heattb" freo CnnmJt«ll»a Br. Kilmer A Co., - Bingham urn, K. "K» y; WAITER BAKED I COT COCOA and CHOCOLATE* Highest Award* (&<tal»«adDiptaa«» ,v>- . World's Cojumbiaa Exposition. On th« foikMrtng artlddlr; namely: KE1&F1ST COM FtEIIDl lo. 1 fiEUII 8WEET MILLi CltCMiTE, CMM SHREK, For "parity of nttW " excellent flavor." una ~ fcim eren eompoemon." 100 BUS. WHEAT FROM TWO ACKKS. This remarkable yield was reported by Frank Close, Minnesota, on two acres of Marvel Spring Wheat. Speak­ ing of this wheat, this new sort takes the cake. It is the greatest cropping spring wheat in the world. Farmers who tried it the past season b3lieve seventy-five to one hundred bushels can be grown from one acre, and are going to get this yield for 1S94. At such yield wheat pays at 30c a bushel. Salzer is the largest grower of vegeta­ ble and farm seed in the world. If You Wilt Cut Thta Out and Send It with 7c postage to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., you will get free their mammoth catalogue and a paekage of above spring wheat. C Stealing Time. When the visitor came into the of­ fice to talk v ith the busy man he laid several bundles on the desk. After he had wasted a half hour or more of the busy man's precious time he got up to go.* "Let me see," he said, looking over hii packages, "have I got everything that belongs to me?" "Really, I don't know," replied the busy man. "but you ve got a good deal that belongs to me;" and the visitor didn't understand it, of course.--De­ troit Free Press. SOLD BY eWOOKIf WSYWHIW. WALTER BAKER & OO^OOSGHESTOL Mtt TS/X-y A.n-rma.1 0«*- «losue of SEEDS! -INCLUDES THERE- SWKET POTATOES for Sprouting-- , J; I.arprst As.sortnuMit in the comtiy NORTHERN GROWN* POTATOES-- Best Sorts--Best Stock. BROOM-CORN SEED. FIEI.D COK» A» OATS. MKI.OX SEEDS, : ••well M everything needed for th? Vtorak aii# Garden. Catalogue Sent Free. • J. A. FOOTE, Seedsman TERRE HAUTE, IND. t 9^ to California. This Is our sleeping car rate on the Phil- Hps- Rock Island Tourist Excursions from Chicago to Los Angeles or San Francisco, via the scenic route and Oj?den. You can go with Phillips, the best of all excursion managers, for he has each party accom­ panied by a special agent who goes the en* tire trip with patrons, Theso personally conducted excursions leave Chicago twice a week. Tuesday and Thursday. We have also a dally tourist car aervlce, via our Southern route, through the beau­ tiful Indian Territory and Fort Worth to Los Angele? and Pan Francisco. '1 he tour­ ist car rate via this route, tho same. Ap­ ply at Rock Island ticket office, 104 Clark street. John Sebastian, G. P. A., G, B. L & P. Ry„ Chicago. A pearl-like parity of ealor,cloaely resembling the enchantment of early twiligut; thus was liei complexion mad> radiant by Glenn's Suluhur Soap. Nhlloh'ft Consumption Cnre Is solJ on a rnar- antee. It cures Incipient Consumption. It is the best Cough Cure. 25 cents, 50 ceuta and (1.00. FITS.--All Fitsstoppedfreeby Dr. Kline's Great Nerve if est<»i er. Xo Fits after first day's use. Mar­ velous cures. Treatirte anil fa.00 trial bottle tree to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, UHL Arch St., l'liila. Pa. Those. .ELY'S CATA CREAM BALM Cleanses the Nasal Passages, Allays Palo and Inflammation, Heals the Sorecr. Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell. TRY THE CUBE. A particle is applied Into each nostra a agreeable. Price 60 cewta at Drqggiots. or by BLY BROTHERS. 64 WarronSt.,New V< eP!2 plied into each nostra .or by mall. ~ Tor*. 0 m O WABIUOTKB. O IJBtf* in tie W«rit mail, postage arid, 1 erat a package ana upi Grand lot of EXTBASglvea with every order. Prettiest l>erde<>n, Brovni cultivation. Price able in one-half of interest. Pnrcl ance. A " Aberdeen ami only mi Catalogue ia the world with pictures at all varieties. Send yooza and neighbors' address.. R. H. SHUMWAY. • xutisraz* FOB SA!JE-1«0 Acres one Mile fruaa in« level prairie, all in O caahrbalance pa«- erop. at s per cent. ranty. JIM i _ each year B C *il, South Dakota. For the Million. For90cents we will •end you, postpaid, a book containing com pi der Supply House, Pimples Are tell-tale symptoms that your blood is not right--full of im­ purities, causing a sluggish and unsightly complexion. A few bottles of S. S. S. will remove all foreign and impure matter, cleanse the blood thoroughly and give a clear and rosy com­ plexion. It is most effectual, and entirely harmless. Chas. Heaton, 78 Laurel St, Phila., says:--"I have had for yeart a huaor in my blood which made me dread to shave, as small boils or pimples wonld be cat thus causing shaving to be a great annoyance. After taking three bottles of my face is all clear and smooth as it should be--appetite splendid, sleep well and feel like running a foot race, all from the use of S. S. S. . Send for Tmtiie on Bloodfand Skin Dlseliw vailed free. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, Atinta, 8l tnua causing waving : Sjgpf fiViff V; • • - : ' ; l V:' •. S J'M I »JLI r 1 * ** * > .. . ARE the BEST Especially for Farmers, Miners. R. R. Hands and others. Doublt ^oU? ' extending down to the hasl. EXTRA WEARING QUALITY. Thousands of Rubber Boot wearers testify this is the best thev ever had. ~ " V -'.jx1" •Ask your dealer for then, and don't be persuaded into an inferior article Hood's Pills WE a mild cathartlo. YOU WANT SAFETY ! and the investment of your money ; »•- AT SEVEN PER CENT®: I canyfive you both Safety and Seven Per Oent. in my First Mortaage Loans on Improved Parma IN THE RED RIVER VALLEY. rtumiaa Ave years, payable in sold. January lftt.MM. thereald not exist a defaulted nritcipal or interest note growing out of a loan made by me. Write me for Grand Forks and Chicago references. Addreaa O. K. MASH, Grand Forks, North Dakota. ASTHMA--, 'w CURED. F0PHA1PS ABTIHA 8PIC191C GiTM B*U*f in FW« WLTIWTM Trial Thos.Popham,Phlta.Pa fWALL PAPERS5&' " 1Avl§ AT QK A IF ma iSla . CViliug* %• aaaferli JHMI ME OR PKS UNT tWllllilM •;S r" . ** TO' m*tBP gmsm V i. ; - ; • -a down for some years past--Scientific *SU' American 1 W.\ A Pack at Playing Card* fnrniahed by the Burlington Boats R.).which ia the Best Siilwar irom Okicago and 8t. Louis to all points >orthw«at. Weat «ad Southwest. lor a full deek t* eral fiwumM iiMtCaiMM. 118 cents inpoatam » F.8.0MO& (Mt.CHtaM.UI. « *' 4*1 J*!#*** * ' • ' „ .. *Uv f "»"< %*»•* ,a» , - T»

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