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•> «!,' . "* . ^ ^wflppijp JSsf. ' " • «W«g«»IK. .•?~. •• - Tf •**. ?XV V /f ~-'J2 Mi ESkk We are sure you do not. Nobody wants it. But it comes to many thousands Svery year. 'Itcomestotbose who have had coughs and colds until the throat is raw, and the lining membranes of the lungs are inflamed. Stop your cough when it first appears, and you remove the grcatdaa^cr of future trouble. stops coughs of all kinds. It does so because it is a sooth­ ing and healing remedy of great power. This nuke&it the great­ est preventive to consumption. Put one of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Piasters over your lungs A who/m Mmdlaml lAMfjrFrw. For four cents \n stamps to pay port­ age, we will tend you sixteen medical books. Mmdloml Mdwlom Fiwo. We have the exclusive tcrTiccs of •ome of the most emtneut physicians In the United States. Unusual oppor­ tunities and long experience emi­ nently fit them for Rlvlnit you medical advice. Write freelv all the partic­ulars In your case, fou* will receive a HE EXCELLENCE OF SYtUP OF MS JB due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also to the care and skill with which it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the CALIFORNIA. FIG SYBUP Co. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing the 'true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured l»y the CALIFORNIA FIG SYBUP CO. only, a knowledge of tbat fact will Assist one in avoiding the worthless Imitations manufactured by other par­ ties. The high standing of the CALI- VOBXIA FIG SYRUP CO. with the medi­ cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of families, makes "the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, AS it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weaken­ ing them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company -- CALIFORNIA FIG STRUP CO. SAN riumaww, C«L . Ky. JfEW TSMC. ftl. BaaaBBaapEE CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS: Beet Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use | in time. Sold by druggists. a N. u No 41-8 Working Bonis ft* Germany. German clothing manufacturers are not permitted to employ women more than eleven hours daily, and on Satur­ day the time is curtailed one hour. Neither can they be engaged to work later than 5:30 p. Db. on Saturdays or the day immediately preceding a holi­ day. nor between the hours of 8:30 p. m. and r>:30 a. m. An exception is made in the busy sea sou, when they are al­ lowed to work thirteen hours a. day, but not later than 10 p. m. for sixty days. Distinctly Marked. "Were there auy marks about him by which you would know him again?" asked the policeman, who hail arrived at the scene tbo late to be of any ser­ vice. - "Yes, sir," said the indignant young woman, wiiose pockpttmok had been wrenched out of her hand by ttie dar­ ing scoundrel. "I left two long finger- noil marks on his face. I'd know him all right enough."--New York Evening Journal. Fit® Cured in a New Way. 'Visitor--Your druggist sold you a box of our Cure-All pills. Wewould like a testimonial from you. Mr. Klublusher--Well, I used to get fits when--- "Ah! and our remedy cured you?'. * "Asfe was saying, 1 used to get fits when I came home from the club. I gave your pills to my wife, and since her demise I have not been troubled-at all."--Philadelphia Iteoord. His Home-Hun Hit. There had been some hard words from each on the faults of the opposite sex, and she finally gave what she thought would be a parting shot. "You rail at us," she said, "and make fun of us, but what, I ask you, would you do without women?" "Get rich," he replied promptly, and she was indignant that it took her three weeks to make up her mind to ask for a new bonnet.--Minneapolis Journal. Money for Trees. Few peoiple have any idea of how much money is spent by the municipal­ ity of Paris in planting and looking af­ ter the trees which line the pi-'ncipal boulevards and avenues of the French capital. The annual report of the su­ perintendent gives the total number of trees planted at S7.653, each of which represents an initial cost of $£.">. The annual expenditure for maintenance is $52,500. * Another Kind. Fedwell--There was a surprise at Jimson's house last night. " , Gabson--Friends presented him with something valuable, I suppose?" Fed well--No; the people wh6 were going to surprise him with a gold watch didn't show up.--Roxbury Gazette. His Color Changed. Fifteen years ago William Glenn, of Powhatan County, Virginia, was a dark mulatto. His color has been grad­ ually changing eypr since, and now he is white with the exception of a few spots on his face and neck. He says that he has never been sick. » Consistency. "Snagsby is the most devoted golf- man I ever met. The only meet he eats Is sausage." "Ball?" "No, links."--Cleveland Plain Dealer. " The Coat of Freeing: Cnba. The United States are entitled to retain possession of the Philippine Islands if the peace commissioners so decide, for the cost of the war runs far into the millions. To free the stomach, liver and bowels from disease, however, is not an expeus:ve un­ dertaking. A few dollars invested in Hos- tetter's Stomach Bitters will accomplish the task. Too $uxsesti-ve. "And why did you not take a drink?" asked the aid. "Because," replied Cervera, "he of­ fered it to me from a bottle."--New York Evening Journal. Coughing Leads to Consumption. Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get « sample bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50 cent bottles. Go at once; delays are'dan­ gerous. Thpfiing of Siam has a bodyguard of female warriors--i. e., 400 girls, chosen from among the strongest and hand­ somest of all the ladles in his land.' L nun ANfegefable Preparation for As - stmilating tteyood and Regula­ ting the Stomachs andBoweis of IMAMS .(HILDHKA Promotes Digestion,Cheerful­ ness andlfestCofltafns neither Opsum.Morphine nor Mineral. NOT NARCOTIC. MTHnfiam SmJ Mx. Serum Jtmt.U.Mfr- <dhise Srnt Aperfcct Remedy for Constipa­ tion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions Jeveri sh- cess and LOSS OF SLEEP. TAG Simile Signature of NEW YORK. CUSTOM For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature of Al b riiorvtlv:* o lil ; J5 Dosi s lower COPPER WRAPPE*. ^ WrftA In U s e For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA THI CENTAUR COMPANY. NEW YORK CITY. Pure Blood Good Digestion. These are the essentials of health. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the great blood purifier and stomach tonic. It promptly expels the impurities which cause pimples, sores and eruptions apd Vy giving healthy ac­ tion to the stomach and digestive organs it keeps the system in perfect order. Hood's Sarsaparilla 3s America's Greatest Me limine. $1: sir for 15. I're pared ouly by C. I. Hood <k Co., Lowell, Mass. Hood'* Pille oaly pills to take 11UUU 2> fills with Hooj's Sarsaparilla. MBS. LUCY GOODWIN Suffered four years with female trou­ bles. She now writes to Mrs. Pinkham of her complete recovery. Bead her letter: DEAR Mns. PINKHAM:--I wish you to publish what Lydia E. Pinkham's "Vegetable Compound, Sanative Wash and Liver „Pills have done for me. I suffered for four years with womb trouble. My doctor said I had falling of the Womb. I also suffered with nervous J' prostration, faint, all-gone feelings, palpita­ tion of the heart, bearing-down sensa­ tion and painful menstruation. I could not stand but a few minutes at a time. When I commenced taking your med­ icine I could not sit up half a day, but before I had used half a bottle I was ' up and helped about my work. I have taken three bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and used one package of Sanative Wash, ana am cured of all my troubles. I feel like a new woman. I can do all kinds of housework and feel stronger than I ever did in my life. I now weigh 131 pounds. Before using your medicine I weighed only 108 pounds. Surely it is the grandest medicine for NVeak woman that ever was, and my advice to all who are suffering from any female trouble is to try it at once and be well. Your medicine has proven a blessing to me, and I cannot praise it enough.--Mrs. Lucr GoouwiSt Holly. W. Va The Best Saddle Coat *tSR BRMfl SUCKER Keeps both rider and saddle per­ fectly dry In the hardest storms. Substitutes wHI disappoint. Ask for I8QT Fish Brand Pommel Slicker-- it (•entirely new. If not for sale in your town, write? for catalogue to A. J. TOWER. Boston, Mass. A Corpse l'or a Range Finder. Captain Minot. of the steamer Cum­ berland of Galveston, tells of one inci dent which illustrates American pluck and Ingenuity. He says that during the battle of July 1 some of the Amer­ ican soldiers were shot at from some unknown point. One of the men fell, and his companions could not tell where the shot came from, because the Spaniards were concealed and they used smokeless powder. Well, the Americans propped their dead com­ rade up to the position in which he stood when he received the fatal shot, and then they figured the range from his posture and the position and slant of the wound. Then they fired a volley in that range, and had the pleasure of dropping some Spanish sharpshooters tree. JLadtos Can Wear Shoes On£ siz« smaller after using Allen's Foot- Ease, a powder to be shaken into the shoes. It makes tight or new shoes feel easy; gives instant relief to corns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort dis­ covery of the age. Cures and prevents swollen feet, blisters, callous and sore •spots. Allen's Foot-Ease is a certain cure for sweating, hot, nervous, aching feet Soid by all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Trial package FREE by mail. Address, Alien S. Olmsted, Lock Box 852, Le Roy, N. Y. The Winslow's Parrot in Battle. "He was in his iron cage hanging right over on the front of the tower there," the tar went on in answer to several questions. "He didn't seem to niiiul things much, cither. He just kept cursing to himself quietly. But a shell went through the starboard boil­ er, and then I saw the lieutenant com­ ing down from forrard with a bloody towel twisted around liis leg. Still we. and the bird stood those Dagos' pep­ pering well enough, popping back at 'em and working along with one pro­ peller, till all of a sudden a shell burst aft and knocked the steering gear sky- high. 'Shut up,' yelled the bird; 'shut up; shut up your mouth,' and he went on, swearing away like a good one."-- Time and Hour. 80.000 Acres More of Fertile Farm Lands for gale at Chesterville, Colorado County, Texas. Write for full particu­ lar? about cheap excursions and receive FRKH il- lust'd book, "A HOKE IN TEXAH." Southern Texas Colonization Co., 110 Kialto Jlldg., Chicago, II!. Diamonds Irom Babylon. OVer 400 diamonds are known to have been recovered from the ruins'of Babylon. Many are uncut, but most are polished on one or two sides. Lane's Family Medicine Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acta gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c. Love--The thing that makes a girl think as much of a man as she does of herself. Hall's Catarrh Caret Is taken internally. Price 75 otatt, The Cathedral of Roueh boasts a clock which has kept time "for 500 years. What's the best disinfectant and reined; for sUn lrrfc tatlous and defrcts? Glenn's sulphur Soap. Mill's Hair and Whisker l>ye, black or brown, 5,'c. In England there are 70,000 girls en­ gaged in public houses and drinking bars. public V. •TENDED THE WRONG GRAVE. Connecticut Widow Mourns for Four Xeai* Over a Btrangcr'a Tomb. To mourn for four years over the grave of a stranger under the belief X MADE IT HIMSELF. The Treasurer Knew the Money Was Good. Ex-Treasurer Jordan frequently amuses his friends by telling of an ex­ tinct k contained the body of her own j citing experience he had while treas- husbond is the experience of a Bridge­ port, Conn., woman. Mrs. Otto Jones Is the name of the woman, and she probably would have taken care of it until death called her had it not been that the true widow eventually paid a visit to the tomb in Mountain Grove cemetery to arrange the site for a shaft to the memory of her husband. To her great surprise she found the grave was green, the grass neatly cut and the head«tone lnfarming her that there rested the body of Otto .Tones. She also saw a woman kneeling over the mound arranging some plants. Each widow at once claimed that the body of her husband lay in the grave, and to settle the controversy decided to appeal to the sexton. Near by was another grave, neglect­ ed and overgrown with weeds and brush. This, the sexton told Mrs. Gould, was wliere the body of Mr. Gould had been laid. Mrs. Gould however, was certain that she was right and Mrs. Jones was equally posi­ tive that the disputed tomb contained the body of her dear departed. The sexton then got his spade and com­ menced to dig the earth away which covered the casket. The box- was un­ covered, and there exposed to view waa the plate with Charles H. Gould's name upon it. Mrs. Jones swooned and was carried from the cemetery. The mistake happened in the follow­ ing manner: Otto Jones died nearly four years ago. Mrs. Jones a few weeks after %the burial visited the freshly made mound and noticed that there was a second one close by. She had a small stone placed to mark the grave, which she cared for ever since. Charles JHL Gould, one of the best known residents of the city, -also died about four years ago, and his body was placed in a receiving vault. Burial was deferred owing to litigation over claims made by several women, who alleged that the real widow was an impostor. A.n investigation proved the falsity of this claim and Mrs. Gould and her child received Gould's prop­ erty. In due time the body of Gould was buried alongside that of Jones, his poorer neighbor. In some unaccount­ able manner Mrs. Jones got the. graves mixed and her flowers and tears and prayers were offered on the grave of O-ouItl. Not even the sexton knew of t lie mistake, • or if lie did he did not make it known. Things went on in this way for three years. Mrs. Gould decided recently to erect a monument over her husband's grave, and as the small headstone in memory of Jones marked the grave she claimed as her husband's she sought the deed. This showed her that she was right, but Mrs. Jones was equally sure that her husband was buried there until tiie sexton uncovered the box. '€l or t" A Cavern of Sbells. At Margate there is a remarkable relic of the past about which very lit­ tle apparently is known. It is an un­ derground cavern, or grotto, whose walls are lined with shells. In Pear­ son's Magazine this grotto Is described by Mr. J. Malcolm Fraser. Speaking of his visit of inspection, Mr. Fraser says: We pass through a rough-hewn pas­ sage, one hundred feet long, which suddenly emerges into the so-called grotto. Gas lias been laid throughout the whole route, and as burner after burner is lighted, thp beauty and ele­ gance of one of the most fantastic relics of the pagan period revieal them­ selves. A large central column, supporting tlie arched roof, discloses a marvel of architectural design, eclipsing even the Alhambraian moslac work. Innumer­ able panels--perfectly proportioned-- line the walls, the columns, and the arches of the cave--each panel beauti­ fully finished--each most perfect in de­ sign--all different. Roses with buds, flowers, stems, and leaves may all be seen exquisitely worked in shells of different forms and colors. Vines, with small white grapes intermingled with large black muscatels, swords and shields, fishes and birds, all tastefully arranged and carried out. The shells used in the decoration of this wonderful cavern are those which may ordinarily be found on the beach of any of the British watering places. urer of the United States. Mr. Jordan peeasionally indulges in joking re­ marks, uttered with a serious counte­ nance. It was the indulgence of this proclivity, aqys the Washington Star, white connected with the Treasury De­ partment, that came near resulting in his introduciion to a pair of handcuffs and incarceration in a diugy cell. Mr. Jordan had occasion to make a trip to New York just at a time when a new $5 bill was issued by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing. It happen that the treasurer, on the day of sta lug on his trip, drew a portion of his salary, and the cashier handed him a bunch of the new $5 bills, which had reached the office within an hour. When he arrived in New York, Mr. Jor­ dan proceeded to purchase some need­ ed articles and handed the clerk one of tl^p new bills. The clerk had never seen mdney that look«jid like that .bill, which was spotless and uncruiuplod by hand­ ling. He examined the alleged money and the man who gave it to him with equal care. Mr. Jordan watched him with suppressed amusement, and re­ marked in,ft matter-of-fact way: "It's good money, i made it myself." That was enough for the clerk, who went to the cashier's desk with the bill. There was a hurried conference, and a message was sent to police headquar­ ters over the telephone. In a short time' a couple of detectives in citizens' attire were standing on either side of the treasurer of the United States. They waited there to watch developments, fumbling their handcuffs in their pock­ ets. In the meantime the c ashier stud­ ied the new bill further, looked care­ fully over his counterfeit detector, and rummaged through treasury circulars relating to the issuance of money. Fin­ ally he came across a description of the new $5 bill which was to l>e, issued by the Treasury Department. His mes­ sage had not yet reached the clerk, who wasoxchanging significant glances with the detectives and watching Mr. Jordan, when the latter, getting tired waiting fo» his change, and realizing that his new money was probably puz­ zling the cashier, produced his card. At the same moment the cashier's message that the money was not counterfeit reached the clerk, the dectectives wan­ dered off with crestfallen countenances and the treasurer proceeded to the near­ est bank, where he exchanged his npw bills for money that had passed through a thousand hands and was far from be­ ing sanitary. Gull and^. Pelican. The robber-gull of the Pacific coast is on^ of the most graceful birds, and it always follows the pelican. The lat­ ter is an expert at catching fish, which it sees from a great height, diving with the swiftness of a bullet, and seldom missing its prey. But, after getting the fish in its huge beak with the pendant sack, it is unable to handle it readily, and always throws it in the air, catch­ ing it in its pouch, which answers the same purpose as a soldier's haversack. That is the gull's opportunity. The in­ stant the fish leaves the beak of the big bird the~TtTt)Ber*s^atfp^ down with the swiftness of the wind, and before the fish reaches the distended jaws of the pelican, it is snapped up, and the pelican left far behind, looking foolish. Pursuit is useless, for the pelican is a heavy flyer, while the gull is one of the swiftest of the feathered race. How to Strengthen the Eyes. A simple and excellent plan to pre­ serve and strengthen the eyes is this: Every morning pour some cold water into your wash bowl; at the bottom of the bowl place a silver eoih or other bright object; then put your face into the water with the eyes open and fixed on the object at the bottom. Move your head from jside to side gently, and you will find that :his morning bath will make your eyes brighter and stronger and preserve them beyond the ordinary allotted time. A SOLDIER S ESCAPE. From the Democrat-Message, Mt. Sterling, 11L When Uichmond had fallen and the groat commanders had met beneath the historic apple tree at Appomatox, the Sid Pennsylvania Volunteers, prematurely aged, clad in tatters and rags, broken in body but of daunt­ less spirit, swung into line for the last "grand review" a n d then quietly marched away to begin life's fray anew amid the hills and valleys of the K e y s t o n e S t a t e . Among the number Asa Robinson came back to the old home in Mt. Ster­ ling. III., back to the fireside that he had left at the call to arms four years „ , „ . previous. He went Soldier s Return. away a j, a j, j, v_ healthy farmer boy in the first flush of vigorous manhood; he came back a ghost of the self that answered to President Lincoln's call for ".'{00,000 more." To-day he is an alert, aetivo man and tells the story of his recovery as follows: "I was a great sufferer from sciatic rheumatism almost from the time of my discharge from the army. Mo»t of the time I was unfitted for manual labor of any kind, and riiy sufferings were at all times intense. At times I was bent al-Fashions in Dolls' dyes. The-inajority of English dolls'- eyes | most double^and got around only with Jhe are blue. Like everything else they greatest difficulty. Nothing seemed to give me permanent relief until three years are ruled by fashion, and the reason of . ago, when my attention was called to the preponderance is that when Queen ascended the thhme she was very fair and had blue eyes. Conse­ quently every doll-maker in the country began to send blue-eyed dolls from their factories, and during the reign have continued to do so. Every nation has j «»,' «iu iiiiwii « < diU'll IU the j some of the wonderful cures effected by vns ' Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. I had not taken more than half a box when 1 noticed an improvement in my condition, and I kept on improving stead­ ily. I took three boxes of the pills, and at the end of that time was in better con­ dition than at any time since the close of my army service. Since then I have never HAPPY MOTHERS AND HEALTHY CHILDREN. Xgrdia EL Pmkharn'a Vegetable Compound Goes straight to the 0MMj( of All Female Troubles and Assures a Healthy Maternity. ̂ i • ..... \ - Mrs. M. SIKGKB, J04 Hudson Ave., Rochester, ST. Y., writes to Mrs. PinMutiB a s f o l l o w s : . . . \ s i ; * ** When I applied to yon for advice I had been suffering some years from bility, nervousness, etc. I had had several miscarriages and was pregnant when I wrote to you. ' " I am grateful to say that after taking three bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com­ pound I was considerably better, and after using three more it brought me where I am to-day. I am well, and the mother of a three- months'old "baby. « " Doctors had failed to help me. -I have no one to thank bnt Mrs. Pinkham and her won­ derful remedy." Mrs. ELLA DUNGAX, Reeder's Milla. Iowa, writes: * ̂ •' DEA« MRS. PINKHAM .---I thank you for whaf your medicine and advice have done for me. " I have a baby two months old. When he was born I was sick only fifteen minutes, whereas with my other children I was sick for two or three days, and also suffered with my left leg, and could get nothing to relieve; the pain but morphine. My leg did not trouble meat all this time. I had no after pains and was not as weak as I had been before. " I cannot praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg^ table Compound too highly. May God bless you in your noble work." Mrs. J. W. PBUETT, Medford, Oregon, says? "My health, also the baby's, we owe to' Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound," Mrs. JOHN W. LONG, Wyoming. Iowa, writes: " I had shooting pains all over my body, was very weak and nervous. I could not straighten up. I wished to become a mother but was afraid I never could. Seventeen months ago I - rS- some of your Vegetable Compound, and after taking half a bottle was mnchnr 1 lieved. I took four bottles and was cured. Now I have a big baby boy whkht * 1 feel I owe to your Compound. Many thanks for your kind advice." ' - *#• A Million Women Have Been Benefited by Mrs. Pinkham's Adviceand Medtrt^ Yjr a The Princess of Wales. Here is a portrait of the Priucess of Wales painted by an American girl, who saw her at the theater: "She is rather tall, and very sweet-looking, but, oh, most awfully thin. She has lovely blue eyes, with a sliiue in them like a baby's, but I was disappointed a bit, for I thought she had golden hair. To be candid, her hair is of quite a mahogany tint, but it was charmingly coiffured. and showed ofT her diamonds beautifully. She wore a deep collarette around her neck, and had a glistening white satin gown on. She looked very young and girlish, but I thiuk she has the saddest face I've ever seen, She listened very atten­ tively to the music, and when sl*e smiled you felt as though you wanted to have a good rousing cry. I don't wonder one bit that every one in Brlt- aln loves her se devotedly, for they simply can't help it." • Jl*- •'< V ^ "HurrahI Battle Ax has come*" Everybody who reads the newspapers knows what priva­ tion and suffering; were caused in Cuba--by the failure of the supply of tobacco provided by the Government to teach the camps of the U. S. Soldiers* BatfisAsfe l»LUCw When marching--fighting--tramping--wheeling instantly relieves that dry taste in the mouth. Qemember the name 1 ̂ when you buy again. A:- -• i. -jM i : f * i , • * iH'l IS KEITH'S m T, REMARKABLE DISCOVERT FOR FINE LAUNPW WORK. REQUIRES No COOKING. 10 * A MC^AGC [•rmm STARCH C Fairly Jumped Into Success! KEITH'S ENAMEL STUB Eight from the start, notwithstanding all the other laundry starches on the market. Now, why was it? Why is it that millions of packages <rfv KEITH'S ENAMEL STARCH have been used in the w years since this starch was invented? Just do your ironing a month with KEITH'S ENAMEL STARCH and you will see. It makes iroimg se easy--it puts on that beautiful enamel finishr?* that it puts it at the head of every known ai£ for ironing. Manufactured by KEITH'S ENAMEL STARCH CO., CHICAGO, ITL. R - -M; ^ "IF ATFIRSr YOU DON'T SUCCEED, T R Y S A P O L T O - • yh-'y -J* . 4IH; ' y. Heavy G. A R. Business. General Manager Rawn of the Balti­ more and Ohio Southwestern Railway has prepared a detailed statement of the num­ ber of people carried into Oineinnati oil the occasion of the thirty-second annual en­ campment of the Grand Army of the Re­ public Sept. 3 to 12. inclusive. According to the train records, 37,997 people were transported, the largest number being on Sept. 5, when the total reached 8,322. According to these statistics, the Balti­ more and Ohio Southwestern carried about 30 per cent of the travel. \ J UNITED STATES WALL MAP FREE A OOP7 of oar handaotM maiji < 48x3* inokoa, printed in color*, and mounted on a roUer, wil§- be »ent to aaj address on ceooipt of 15 centa in postage to pay for packing and traiuK portatioa. P fl FFHTTH, Hinm] C. B. & Q. R. R. Chicago. III. its o\vn standard of doll beauty. For ;lbee» bothered with rheumatism. Dr. Wil- instance, in Italy and,Spain, where all the celebrated Heautics have dark eyes and olive skins, a fair-liaired, blue-eyed doll of native manufacture is practical­ ly'unknown. In Japan the eyes of the dolls are small and are set aslant like the natives. Mothers-in-I>aw in Abyssinia. Abyssinia's social code provides for a fair chance to young married couples by forbidding the bride's mother to visit her daughter till a year after the jnarriage. Every time a inan at woft In an office gets up from his ehair he takes a drink at the water cooler and prepares his tystem for taking embalming Sold. Hams' I'ink l'ills for Pale People is the only remedy that ever did n1e any pood, and to them I owe my restoration to comparative health. They are a grand remedy." Five Cent*. KficrjtXKtr knowithai ixxtmis' Klec:ric Soap Is tlie best in ttie world, and for thiry-Uirer years It has sol ( at the highest price. It > price is now !lv.; oeoM. same *3coin:non brown soap, liars (all six) aad quality. Order of grucer.--Ado. Gross earnings of Chicago Groat West­ ern Railway for iriiinl week of September show ifn inemtst; of $l!7,HS8.7t> over corr­ esponding week in September. 18&7. Took Thein All. "When he awoke in the morning there wasn't a vestige of his clothing in the room." "All stolen?" "No. TILs wife had on his outing shirt and his bicycle coa^; his daughter had his cap, his sash and his stockings, and the pot dog had run away with his knickerbockers and his shoes."-- Cleveland Plain Dealer. DltES " The best teacher one can have is ne­ cessity.-- Shakspeare. I shall recommend Piso's Cure for Oon- ! sumption far and wide.--Mrs. Mulligan, Pfunwtetfd, Kent; England, NOT. 8, 1880. Mrs. Wlaslow'a SOOTHING Snnjp tm Children teetbins: Boitens the EUIUS, reaire*g.inflammatft>i». allay* paux. cure* wfnd colie. 2S cents a bottle. CURE YOURSELF! I J*** Bi^ for unnatural ai«cQar£es, inliftjiinufciioudu irritations #r uhxra tith# of inucou* membrane** I. r a " *,% * aiuless, and not a&tria* \THEEVMSBHEWCttC0. S^Rt or poisonous. LCiHCtMHATl.04 ) «•« by <">r sent in plain wrapper by expre**. prepaid, fat Jl no, <»r 3 bottler CJrcui&L* seal oq ntjuoat, BUY A FARM Where First-class Fantiins >*:ut b<> Where it can b« had cheap: tt h-re it is sure to a.lvauce In. VjAus j-ear.1 \V here at. go.xi crop is always certain! W here the iiurket), (or all kinds or product* is good,.»nd wliesv Uni* buyer is sure of a reward for h;> labor! \V«- 1usnch hunt for sale in Oatr-i! Woconsiu. Kor., Inn her part ieu'ars wri! • ' ' BENSON A AHOEfiTOM. Loan and Trust Building, Milwaukee. Wis. 6e) Tw P*RSI*a> DOUBLE ^ QUICK I m PENSIONS j Wi j l&r' WANTED.--Case of bad health that HIP-AK-SwUI t>en«nt. Send 5 wits to BIMSI CtMiT.Soa' OK ' York, Ar 10 Mmplea and UOdU UstlaoaMft Vcite Capt. 0TA8SSLI* rgaaaai<«at. S"Mhiagtaa, B.V ~8. N. " No. 4*-- jS wiitiat (• 1 M an " , <Vt' / * . > • * *'• tl*'; •*.' A £M. ,d£J. *. t ,i