^ M***™ the. %w ittiui awaefcptlon A Jby the phrase* at the right: «' , Bow are yea? ' * > seproaoncia Bag aa in? : ^ - Quite well, thaak $m. ':' sepamuneia&aalt ad, aeakta. And fvar lamuyf. ae pfiQfeimcia Bind iua teaffi? * r Not naif Well. - . ae fVMiBDcia $att mi **?-•:>-.• '>•' Who ':|§. ri^k? j';; s-ij' :,••• ae prenouecia Ha I* sikl) t ifcr***- - *'?*c -.: -ae proauci* Mai b*L Good-by. »»i*tmtwda G lid-bat tiff Porto Rlcans will ultl- •ome of these linguis- «fc?«rle*. k«t "eend to" and "god-bar r *«> <Wl|HfiI enough to deaerve to s«r- ^ tiw. __ §^B • . Hie fiiy* "Well Taken C*. * '^"'1 U tim mmce of Wales were wit *ww- : \ , vllftjfc,' wHBrttefly energetic, and the j;, ' '.-easawoe of punctuality, he could not /' ayWy *K through all he does every fn;" '4tf «f bio Hfe. He is an early riser. though be goes to bed very late, and »a, *r«» stetrtd daylight find him still bfcsy with his arrears of private corre spondence he will be ready to get up ||fv;Wheh called at 8 o'clock. Practically ,,fc-/"I;the only time bSs Royal Highness has ;* * to himself is before the simpfe break- ^/sy fast, of which he partakes alone about o'otodk, and the short time he has to anatoh from public affairs after that ^ meftL A breath of fresh morning air ||? the pretty grounds of Marlborough ' - i House braces him to face the enormous piles <»f letters that await his attention After the first meal. * He Remembered. " : "Sot long ago," said the Cleveland IV •" 'Plain Dealer, "the pastor dined with jfe the family, and Master Tommy was at the table. He behaved pretty well un- M'* til the cake was brought in. Then he F' suddenly lurched forward and snatched ?r •"* the piece he sized up as the biggest. H' • " 'Why, Tommy,' cried his distressed -mother, 'you are forgetting that Dr. -^Choker ia here.* 'vr", wt "The boy gave the worthy pastor a F; ' withering look. "«Naw, I ain't forgettln' it,' he ¥• snarled; 'if he wasn't here I'd get two IV pieces!'" lf*rtT /' , IT ' ; • $*". \ '• &i£. : FAITH. LidTw Can Wear •Oat sis« smaller after oalng Allen's foot- Ease, a powder to be shaken Into the abuea. It makes tight or new aboca feel easy; gives lusunt relief to corns sod bunions. It's the 'greatest comfort discover/ of the age. Cures •swollen feet, blisters and callous spots. •Ilea's Foot-Ease is a certain cure for lu- growln* nails, Sweating, hot, aching feet. -At all dragg-ata and shoe stores iffic. Trial package FREE bj mail. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. LeRoy, N. Y. M *•' More than «ne. "Henry, did you attend the lecture f,:>' last evening, as you expected?" ' "Indeed I did, Amanda, and 1 tell you r ^ I had a great treat." "Unless appearances belie the facts, S ;,Henry, you must have had a good deal more than one."--Richmond Dispatch. sM'i U •'>' 0:- K.V. Much More Ho. ^ lit*. Von Blumer--I don't think ther^ Is anything worse than to ask one's ' husband for money, do you? ' Mrs. Witherby--Oh, yes there Is. To have him refuse it.--Detroit Free Press. Don't call a big strong man a liar; It {Is cheaper to hire some other fellow to - i" ;• ' • ik P9 it h -• **Fot the Sake of Fan: V ', Mischief is Done. '1A vast jthiouiit of mischief is done, too, because people neglect to keep their blood : pure. It Appears in eruptions, dyspepsia* iadigesilQih mfvOusnkidney diseases* gnd other ailments. Hood's S*rs*p*riU* cures aSL diseases promoted by impure Hood or tdm state of the system. fi- J Avoid drying Inhalant*, uw that which c ean*c<. • and beats the membrane. Ely's Cream Balm is each a remedy, cure* CATARRH easily and pleasantly. Contains no Injurious drug. It U quickly ab sorbed. Gives relief at once. It Opens and Cleanses the Nasnl Vussuges. Allays In flammation. Heals and pi otcfts the membrane. Restores the Senses of Taste CATARRH m COLD«n HEAD Taste and hmell. Uegular size. 50 cents. Family alae. It at Druggists or by mall. Trial size, 10 cents, by mall. KLY BROTHERS. M Warren Street, Naw York. W. L. DOUGLAS S3 AS3.SO SHOES Worth $4 to (6 esmparedaMk •I her nuikes. Indorsed by over 1,000,000 wearers. ALL LEATHERS. ALL STYLES TBI tnon tin W. Ik OM(l»' •»•• --a prl«< -- tana. Take bo substitute claimed tobeaagood. Largestm^kars of S8 and 13-90 shoes In :fhe world. Toor dealer should kaep them--If not, we will aend^oa a patron receipt of price. Slate kind of Mather, alaa and width, plain or cap toe. CatstoKB* O Free. W. L«BWLMSHOE CO.. irockton. Mats* "s* v ' l v > X-5- : SLICKER Keeps both rider and jactly dry to kardast atonu. Substitutes will disappoint. Asklar x8#7 Rsh Brand Pommel SUdsir-- it Is entirely new. If notfor sakia your town, wrtte for catalocM Is A. J. TOWER. BostonTmasa. •OBER OR fX > w«.ur iii " *•' ^ lewiivllle Man .. Vvtaflts Jockey I Baioks Nnisance at 6catoaTlUS-f|ir 6nmn4 and Baitdtae* till H* Jos^h Tomlinson, Jr., a member of the clothing firm of J. Tomlinson & Sons at Jacksonville, shot himself through the heart. April 20 Tomlinson married Miss Carrie Stone in Chicago. They went to Jacksonville to reside, and a few weeks ago Mrs. Tomlinson, who w#s accustom ed to city life, became dippSXlsfied and returned to Chicago, and later cent for her belo«iriag«i. This domestic trouble had weighed heavily on young Totnlia- son's mind, and for several weeks tw> had been very melancholy. ' He asked his brother to take him for a drive, and when they were wit in the country he suddenly jumped from the buggy and ran into a coMMt, where lie ahot Mmself. He left •o letter or ott$&tng in the way oC.ex- ^aaatkai. ' Lack PsUows JocH«>*» Ftettr - Jockey Albert Dncaise, who was Injur* ed at Shelhr^iBe by hio horse falling in a race, tes resworn to be grateful for t3w acddsgaX. He had no money, and E>r. Westerwlt of Shelby vilie conjrauni- calted his ^tuatiau to bis friends in Ken tucky, who -previously were unaware of his whereabouts. In reply the doctor re ceived a Itrtter 4t*ting tbtft "Doeaise, with his brother Stiewis of Newport, Ky., had just been declared legal heirs to a por tion of the Mercer fortune, said to amount to $40,000,000. Tbe letter Inclos ed a newspaper clipping corroborative of the brothers' good lack. ' May Depopulate the Town, The village of 'Sestonville is on Ae Verge of depopulation because of a smoke nuisance. At one side of 'the town the Seatonville Coal Company dumps the refuse from its mine. Among the matter thrown out is a great quantity of coal which contains sulphur. The pile of refuse has been burning and the fumes of sulphur, blowing into the village, make Hfe unbearable to'the people. A protest to the president of the company and the authorities has been unheeded and scores of families are reported as preparing to leave the town. ( , ; Fair Aaaoctatioa in Ptrattp, The Central Association which has been holding annual fairs for twenty-five years past in the southeastern part of Clinton Coynty, is in financial straits. There will be no fair held this year. The ^grounds, composing forty acres of land, "together with the grand stands, booths and other improvements, were sold at sheriff's sale to satisfy a judgment in fa vor of S. A. Frazier of Centralla for $1,400. There is a $2,500 mortgage en tered ahead of the judgment. The grounds are located adjacent to the city of Centralia. Robbers Overcome a Watchman, At Leland, five robbers entered the bank of Thompson & Anderson and blew off the outside door of the bank vault, when they were surprised by the appear ance of Night Watchman Gunderson, with drawn revolvers. Before Gunderson could act further he saw three revolvers looking him in the face and he was com manded to lower his gun. The robbers then bound and gagged the watchman, carried him into an old building near the bank and made their escape without se curing any booty. •moMt v|| cti Child la Choked to Dea«|.u The 4-year-old daughter of Mir. and Mrs. Albin Redin of Kewanee was killed by strangulation. The little girl went out to the hennery to gather eggs and was •tunned by striking her head accidentally against a rafter. In failing her neck band caught on a nail and she was chok ed to death. The body was not discov ered until about fifteen minutes after the accident. Granville Farmer* Up In Arme» The farmers around Granville are in a desperate sjate of feeling against 1,500 workmen on the extension of the Indiana, Illinois and Iowa Railway. The work men, emboldened by their secluded posi tion and urged by a large lawless ele ment, have plundered the orchards and robbed the barns of the farmers in every direction. The farmers are protecting their property with" guns: and threaten to drive the laborers from the country. Brief State Happetalnar* Clinton residences will be numbered ^t the city's expense. ' * The Urbana fire depHfrftneufrfoii re ceived new equipment. . • *, Frank White and John Talmage, two fishermen, were drowned in the Illinois river, five miles north of Lacbn, by the capsizing of their boat. Mrs. Annie Franeel of -Chicago at tempted to end her life by pouring kero sene over her clothing and setting it on fire. She will recover. John Hoodva, postmaster of'Lekand, was struck by a freight train On the Chi cago, Burlington and Quincy tracks at that place and instantly killed. A picnic of Modern Woodmen of Amer ica from northeast Iowa and northwest Illinois was held at Sterling, and about 10,000 visitors were present. Charles J. Searle of Moline, Head Clerk «C. W. Hawes and Congressman Geocge W. Prince made speeches. The Republic Iron iand Steel Company, which recently purchased the plant of the Spriugiield Iron Company at Spring field, is now operating four of ithe old mills of the :plant on double time and have increased the working force by 150 men at the 22-inch mill or a donhle shift for day and night work. Work has ;been commenced <m a new steel mill and wheu it is completed there will be enjoyed 1,500 men at ihv works, or .double &be present number. Charles T. Madden, for |eor> pmrm postmaster in Mendota, died of consump tion, aged 41 yeara. Canton will endeavor to iectune tike presence of either President MeKinJey, Mi. Bryan or both at the street fair this fall. It is announced by an American SteeJ and Wire official that the cotupaay has absorbed still another independent con cern. ?*bis is the Deering plant of the Garden City Wire and Spring Co'mpany of Chicago. They manufacture high car bon wires and in the spring line was sac cessrully competing with the trust. Tfce shoe store of Hy Henke at Car- lyl* was entered a few days since and eatb taken that bad been concealed in a st»yre. John White confessed to being the thief and is under arrest. The resi dence of Fred N. Hannent was entered and valuable jCwelry stolen, Th** Duryea Company of Peoria is now engaged in constructing an automobile gun carriage upon which will be mount ed a Colt automatic rapid-fire gun. The carriage is being made to the order of Maj. Davidson of the *T<gfaifind Park military academy, whose intention it is to ran it overland to Washington, where an effort wilt be and* c* ntfereat the army effidais 1b U. r BARTERS INK la what sD Vbmgnmt taUways use. jx -1 <• FMaUlia acres cood. smootn taod. tv.o irom tL k. town, la avian Ootacado pn<« aud a rt. u. No. 84 ben;#|prfpa*-W|)ia conn thewS^»ML, BepL a* early aettler A *at*d 77 years, fill by a sunsttelMk K. Baker of Bruce claims tb be the oldest settler ia Monltrie County, j having been a resident since 1827. Ira Warwick, who has lived in Macon County longer than any other citisen, re» cently celebrated his 70th birthday wlth a big family reunion. Mrs. Lucy Rail, aged S9, died at Ram sey, making the eighth death in a family of eleven in eighteen months. Father, mother and six grown children have died. Maj. R. J. Shand of Rockford has been elected lieutenant colonel of the Third regiment over Maj. Joseph Caughey of Elgin and Col. Walter S. Frailer of Au rora. At Bridgeport, fire destroyed five busi ness houses occupied .by the postoftce. millinery store, cabinet shop, barber shop and jewelry store. Contents saved. Verjf little insurance. Cause not known. Hamon Marbold of Greenville, owner of Grand Baron, one of the best-knowa race horses in Illinois^ received A mes sage that the horse died at Glens"^«&^ X. Y. His owner paid $12,000 for him. In some townships of Warren County? clubs have been organized to oppose soads legislation. They protest against it because they hare already donated the la«d for public highways and pay-tax on the same. Miss X^pdia Van Meter, daughter of the Rev. Dr, J«hn B. Van Meter, dean of the Women's Oollege, Baltimore, has become the wife •«< 'Charles Manning Child, as sistant professor of biology at the Uni versity of Cbiosgo. Captain Dellard H. Clark, Fifteenth •TJnited States regulars, will be the new professor of military science at the Uni versity of Illinois. He is now stationed with his regiment at Itoswell, N. M., and 'Will arrive «t Champaign Sept. 1. Martin Hawley, a flagman on a Chi cago and Alton train, was taken violently ill and was put off at Carlinville for med ical assistance. He expired a few mo- 'ments later. The coroner's jury rendered a verdict df <death from heart failure." The Republic Company has acceded to the demand of its men and the Moline mill resumes work. The union has been reorganized and the amalgamated scale of wages signed by the owners. The Sylan Stedl mill had been closed for sev en weeks. John <0'Connor of Utiea fell from the third story of the La Salle House In La Salle and died from his injuries. His brother says ^O'Connor was a somnambu list. He had been assigned to a room on the third floor in front, and-in falling struck the stone sidewalk. About noon the other day an unknown man overpowered the turnkey at the Menard ^County jail at Petersburg and accomplished the release of George Hinds, a pickpocket, and John Brown of Athens. A sheriff's posse was organized and Hinds was recaptured in a corn field. Brown and the unknown libera tor of the two prisoners escaped. The delivery was discovered by Sheriff O'Dell's daughter. She found the turn key lying in a pool Of blood, Valentine Jobst of Peoria has been awarded the contract to construct the agricultural building at the University of Illinois, his bid being $117,193. Tbe steam fiting contract went to Thomas Sc Smith of Chicago for $14,786, and the plumbing contract to Bautngarten Bros of Chicago for $11,360. The Legislature appropriated $150,000 for this building, which will be the largest of its kind in the world. It mast be completed Sent 1, 1900. Fifteen grand chiefs of the Independent Order of Red Men of Illinois met in De catur and considered charges preferred against Great Sachem Shepherd. These charges grew out of the reported arbi trary removal of W. A. Hoover, great chief of records, and the appointment of Wilson Brooks of Chicago in his place. Hoover did not qualify in time, and the great sachem, who favored Brooks, re moved Hoover. The great chiefs decided to allow Brooks to continue in office until Hoover qualifies. For some weeks plana have been ma turing to establish a new industry in Pa oria and now the successful advent oi the concern I* fairly well assured. It is a malleable casting establishment, and* the promoters and men who are putting money into it are thoroughly, sure that It is going to prove a great success. The Burlington Railroad Company is interest ed in the deal, and if the Industry is lo cated there It will be placed on the Chi cago Burlington, and Quincy tracks ib the lower end <>f the City. It will employ a capital of about $200,000 and abj^M $&0 men. ' A half-block of buildings on the west side of the square Were destroyed- by fire at Greenville. The fire broke out in the liVery stable of Peter Hentz, and is sup posed to have started from a cigarette. From the stable the flames spread and burned a building occupied by George Iteed's barber shop and Gum's restau rant; Mayor Ed De Mouten's building, occupied by his photograph gallery, and L. A. Holdener's jewelry store; Grafe building, occupied by Grissom's saloon and a barber shqp. The total loss .aggre gates $8,000. Robert Maun of St. Louis sat in the Second Methodist Church of Springfield and heard Itav. U. G. Sileman, pastor of the church, jpronouncing eulogies over himself,' it being supposed that he wac dead- The minister was prcachiog tfca funeral aermon over the remains of Mrs. Robert Mann, w.ho was killed by an ex plosion in a laundry, and during the course of his remarks alluded to the death of Mann, who was supposed by the minister to have been ground to death in a St. Louis factory where he had worked. Mamn sat through the ser mon, but after the funeral services in formed the minister that he was the dead woman's husband, aod 'that he had a®<t been killed as reported. » Caleb Forbes, junior? member of the firm of Forbes Brothers, owners of the celebrated Liaw>od herd of short-horned cattle and a noted stock breeder and im porter. died in Heary of dropsy. Mr. Forbes was 52 years of age. Charles Dick, a retired and wealthy farmer living at Pierson, found bis wife, aged 70, in a lot near the barn with her throat cut in three places. She had a razor in her right hand which told the story of a suicide. Mrs. Dick had been A sufferer from chronic asthma for over thirty-five years and had not had a com plete night's rest for twenty years. Papers in involuntary bankruptcy pro ceedings have been tiled against Ballance & Co., Peoria dealers in farm imple ments. The complainants are the Citi zens' National Bank of Mansfield, Ohio; the Winnebago National Bank of Rock- ford and the Richland Buggy Company of Mansfield. Mrs. C. L. Burgess, wife of the editor of the Woodbull Dispatch, committed sui cide. Her husband had left the house and upon his return found his wife's life less body in an upstairs room with a bul let hole through the head. A revolver was W her side and there is no suspicion of anything but suicide. Her reason fot eemnutting the deed is as yet unknown. caused of his Car mal- ,|i«!a§ltfM ue«l!gea|e la the eaae of llta. Flaadets, who died recent ly. Th#t*ewsp«pers And their employes were aetntd fttr reptftlng the affair. He mentioned one after another of the news papers and told of wrongs they had done t» him. Ha accused all of lying and call ed reporters as a whole a disreputable set, qualifying the term with numerous foal adjectives. Of Joseph Medill he said: "Joseph Me dill was a wicked man. He was a bad man. He lied about Zion." Of Mr. jriaAder^: the husband of the fm Snath American Alllaace. • South American alliance la all right in paper, but .--Providence Telegram. It would be suicidal for the little re publics to combine against the greatest of all republics. Closer relatione and not the cold shoulder Is the policy for this continent.--Troy Times. The South Americans do not know enough to run better governments than they have. Their lack of political sense la shown in their rather imprudent dis trust of the United States.--Terre Haute Express. Soon or late we shall probably discover TOILETS OF AFRICAN BtLLim *«**ar "Itkost itfclrtnti, tkty Color Tlmlr Lli*l|p «tih Red Palnf, Lieutenant Haunt of the French Army haa published a lively personal! narrative of hla recent explorations in ' Weat Africa. With fpur white com- j panions be plucklly sailed down the j Niger River in an pluminum sailing-; boat of about seven feet beam, man-j aging to carry her and her smaller consorts, manned by friendly natives, | the whole distance from Timbuctoo, j past Say and Bussa, to the sea without; serious accident or loss of life. Being a Frenchman, the most amusing parts of his book are devoted to descriptions of Negrldan ladles, whom he studied along the river banks. He was not captivated by their beauty. Indeed, he compares them to Dtrrlram oxen, for 4. t4. , T? Bn,lu pTOOT!f Tc":" | negresses, "like English women, when that there is a European meddler behind they are ugly at all> DOWIK'H HOTKI, AM) HOSPITAL. woman who died under the care of mem bers of Zion, wh<* was in the audience, he said: "You should have committed suicide when you said you would. Thea there would have been one dirty dog the less In Chicago." Of Lawyer Steves*, also in the audi ence, he said: "Stand up, you scoandrel. In the name of the most high God I brand yon as a liar, a traducer of a widow and a scoun drel." One of his remaifes was the prophecr that before long aTl the wicked Chicago papers would be driven from the field by the Zion Morning Sun and the Zion Evening Star, and another was a threat that Gov. Tanner and the State Board of Health, or "death," as he called it, would be held financially responsible for the arrest of tbe &ion workers hi the Flanders case. this nervousness that seems to be affect ing our Latin-American neighbors. They will get over It in time.--Washington Times. Don't fret lest the South American countries are going to anite against the United States. It it dilReait tor any one of them to "unite" for any considerable length of time, to say nothing ot the whole.--Boston Transcript. The whole history of the country would have to be reversed* and we should have to seek the things which we now abhor and abhor the things which we now ad mire before we should threaten the inde pendence of these republics, for the alere sake of expansion.--Brooklyn Eagle. If the South American republics should form an alliance against the United States they would do themselves the worst possible service. In that event this country might conclude to abandon the Monroe doctrine and leave the Southern republics to their fate. What that fate would be is a question which hinges oa the rapacity of commercial powers for foreign fields of exploitation.--Saa JTraar daeo Chronicle. » > • Tb«a year best mends turn their Iteada A bad breath means a bad liver. Ayer's Pills are liver pills. They cure constipation, biliousness, dyspepaia, sick headache. 25c. All afttggiafa* MAY DISRUPT FRANCE. Revolution Pari* PKM Fears that Is Imminent. The Paris papers, without distinction, express indignation at the outrage of which Labori is the victim. The Temps deplores the "state of disorder into which the Dreyfus affair has dragged the coun try" and says that it is "high time tor us to stand up and be ourselves again." Continuing its review of the situation, the Temps observes: "Casimir-Perier tes tified to his wishes for a reconciliation, and we now see how far from it we are. Perhaps this pistol shot marks the cul mination of the crisis and will restore Us to the path of good sense.** Th| Liberte, which holds the Govern ment responsible as the "apostle of tbe anarchy that has existed for the last two years and that has ^own' broadcast the seeds of civil war," says: "The outrage is only an incident in the era of catas trophes toward which the country la rushing." The Journal Des Debats says: "The revolver shot is bound to be the end, and one fine morning it will be closely follow ed by the horrors of civil war, if violence, hate, contempt for justice and law and all the fanatical, anarchic and homicidal passions continue to poisen the air we breathe." The Figaro says: "In all the long series of crimes in the pages of our history this Is the first time when assassination has struck down an advocate, and that* too, at the very hour when preparing to plead in defense of his client, to establish truth and to confound accusers." ___ WHITE EXPECTS TO DIE. v. * *\ 2 Sheriff of Clay Cnnnty Basra He Will Purely Be Killed. John Feland, a prominent eastern Ken tucky politician, says that while at Lex ington he met and had a long talk with Beverly White, sheriff of Clay County, from whose house Tom Baker was assas sinated while being guarded by the State troops. "Sheriff White told me?' said Feland, "that he knew his days on earth were numbered. He was confident that some of the Baker crowd would kill him just ap soon as a good opportunity was pre sented. He added, however, that he was prepared for the worst and touched his belt, in which he carried two huge Colt's revolvers and a bowie knife. White re marked that he might leave Clay Coun ty, but for the fact that all of his rela tives and property are located there." Relief tor Porto Blca, Now that Porto Rico is ours, it surely behooves us to promptly relieve the des titution brought by the hurricane.--New Tork Herald. As a part of our new possessions the people of tbe Island have a dalm ea our generosity which should be met to the fullest extent.--Philadelphia Press. Out of our abundance let us give freely tnd willingly and, above all, quickly. Re lief organisations should be formed in «>very city and work begun at once.-- Pittsburg Commercial-Gasette. The President and the War Depart* tnent have acted with commendable promptness, but the bounty of the Gov ernment should be supplemented by the benevolence of our citisens.--New York World. This horror In Porto Rico calls for the tenderest sympathy of all America, and aot only that, but it calls for prompt ac tion on the part of the people of this country in steps looking toward the re lief of these stricken people. Money and food should be forthcoming at once.-- South Bend Tribune. The news that Porto Bico haa been raised from her misfortunes by American rood will and restored to prosperity and comfort will show the people of all our new possessions and of all the neighbor ing lands that incorporation into the United States is the most desirable thing that can happen to any small community. --New York Journal. REMEDY FOR CONSUMPTION. French Discovery that le ca*d to Have Proven Kffectiws. A new remedy for tuberculosis devel oped in France has been reported to the State Department by United States Com mercial Agent Atwood at Roubaix. It is a treatment called to the attention of the Academy of Medicine by Dr. Mendel, and consists in the daily injection into the bronchial tubes of essence of eucalyp tus, thyme and cinnamon, held in solu tion in olive oil. The oil in descending slowly comes into contact with the walls ef the tube and upper lungs. Tbe gas set free saturates the air in the lungs and acts on tbe mucous membranes. In six teen casts treated after on# or two weeks there was in all a lessening or complete cessation of the cough or expectoration as well as a mtoua of alaqfc appetite and strength. Marriage and Money. Let us have more young marriages- early marriages if you will--and less talk »f the future, and of the necessity of having a "pile" before we can he happy. --Waukegan Sun. • young man, who is any kind of a nan at all, and who is willing to cut out all useless extravagances and do his part kindly and generously, will find that a wife who has his interests at heart is not i weight to him, but his most valued helper.--Galesburg Republican-Register, The Chicago Tribune says that the cur rent discussion of marriage in that city leaves the question where St. Paul left It. Don't jump at conclusions, neighbor. 8t. Paul hasn't left it yet. They are •till marrying and giving in marriage up here.--St. Paul Pioneer Press.' Girl clerks in Chicago retail stores, ac cording to a canvass by the Tribune, have decided by a large majority that a man has no right to ask a girl to marry him unless he gets at least $13 a week. Surely an industrious woman should be able to support a husband without re quiring him to do so much for himself.-- Buffalo Express. The Chicago Tribune Is carrying on a discussion of the question of clerks re ceiving low salaries getting married. It is a waste of space. The question should be, "Is not a clerk or any other employe entitled to wages sufficient to permit him to have a wife and a home?" If he isn't, who is? The employer isn't made of any better clay than his employe, is he? Get down to first principles.--$$l|e^|»urg Labor News. BUILOING STARTS AGAIN. The Strike ef Chicago Brlckanalters Brought to a Close. Building operations in Chicago and Cook County have been resumed. The strike of the briekmekers, which lasted a week, is off. Both sides claim the vic tory. The men believe they hhve proved their charge that the yard owners have been in combination. They further claim they have succeeded in breaking up the "brick trust," as they term it. On the other hand, the manufacturers insist there is no such combination and that the strike has been a failure. In the en tanglements resulting from the strike, a number of central labor bodies and con tractors' associations became Involved, so that the cause for which the strike was declared was completely lost sight af». . • 1 . Told in n Few Lines, " Benjamin Tresselt, Buffalo, N. Y. of hydrophobia. Mary Robinson, New York, committed suicide by throwing herself in front of a train. Clarence Watkins, 12, Chattanooga, Tens., stabbed- his father ig the region ef the heart. May die. Britons and Boers. The more the Boers concede to the English the more the English demand.-- Buffalo Express. Experience has taught us that all news coming from tbe Transvaal, from which ever side, is to be regarded with auspl- clou.--Loudon Chronicle. President Kruger has expressed, his gratification that th£ /olisraid has agreed to stand by the Lord. But will the Lord stand by Kruger?--Boston Transcript. t The Boers must yield. It would be better for them to do ae gracefully before a shot Is fired than to have to do so after suffering frightful lofses.--Savannah News. It is once more looking warlike over In the Transvaal. But there will be ae war. Oom Paul is an obstinate old man, but there are some things that he as well as any one.--Peoria Herald. If the conflict should result ia the de struction of the Transvaal's independ ence It may strengthen the forces which are hostile to British power in the south African colonies and ultimately lead to their separation from the mother coun try.--Buffalo Oaurier. died .. Dumdum Bnl!ete a# JoitOt« . After the dumdum bullets the explod ing bomb; perhaps. Anything to "stop" enemies of fugitive prisoners in these days of civilization, yea kaow.-rBalti more Globe. Dnmdum bullets Will hereafter be used! to shoot convicts who attempt to escape from Joliet penitentiary. This comes of not giving the convicts representation at the international peace conference.--Buf falo Express. The guards at Joliet penitentiary hr.*e been armed with Mauser rifles carrying dumdum bullets. The only excuse offered for the use of these bullets in warfare is that, in meeting a charge of over whelming numbers of savages, it is nec essary to have a bullet that will produce shock enough to stop the rush of any man it hits. There is no such emergency to be met ia shooting a runaway cowrie* , ia tiie back.--New York Journal. Ingly ugly The corpulent matrons 6f the Niger eagerly clad themselves In* yards upon yards of chMp Paris velveteen, but there were girls of;taore'slender make. Whose sole attempt at dressing was staining their le^s to lite knees with rocou or red dye, ^Wblrfi gives them the appearance of ' wearing nothing but ttSbt red stockings." The gay lieuten ant ccnfeasfe* that'he Was confused as a shy Englishman at the unusual sight; but one of the t^I'legged beauties, ro- ticiug his ^mbarrassuient, 'remarked very sensibly, "Are we so badly made that we need hide ourselves? All In good time. 'When we' are old like our mothers we will wear clothes." The men-folks likewise have their amusing traits. A declaration of war was one day brought to tbe lieuten ant's boat. While it was being trans lated M. Hourst Covertly watched the ambassador. After delivering his mes sage he bad prudently sought refuge behind a piece of rock, but, finding that *io notice was taken of him, he peeped out, first with one eye, then with both eyes, and finally ventured into the open with the plaintive Interrogtory: MIa there any hope of my getting a pair of breeches?" Want your monstach* or baw4 »tHautlfat wrown or rich black f TbtnvM BUCKINGHAM'S DYE r*. »• - » eo- ««--», >». nn | Welcome--or Unwelcsme. The following episode, representa tive enough of real'life, no doubt, has been evolved by the cynical wit of a Frenchman to show the feeling of a man toward another who owes him money: A debtor comes in to his creditor's house and finds him taking up his hat. "Ah," said the debtor, "you seem to be Just going out----" "Well, yes--the fact ia, I have a press ing engagement, and If-- "I came to see you about that little debt" "Oh, well, be seated!" He puts down his hat, and the debtor goes on: "I thought I would ask you for a fur ther extension " The creditor takes up his hat again. "Yes--'but 1 hope you'll pardon me-- you see, I'm expected " "I was going to say that I thought I'd ask you for another extension, but on my way here I met a man who owed me Just that amount " "Yes? Year' "And he paid me quite unexpectedly, so I've come to pay the debt I owe you." "My dear fellow, alt down! Why don't you make yotirself at hdifae? Oh, my business can wait. We'll haive & cup of coffee together, and talk about •M tUnaar • ' , Growing. t ; \J; • The New York Times calls the at tention of growing girls and boys to the fact that while they are growing they are forming their figures for life. Drooping the shoulders a little, droop ing the head as one walks, standing unevenly, so that one hip sinks more than the other, do not tend to form a straight figure or a graceful, easy car riage. * , An easy way»to practice walking well is to start out right Just before you leave the house walk up to the wall, and see that your toes, chest and nose touch it at once, then in that at titude walk away. Keep your head up j and your chest out, and your shoulders and back wilt take care-of themselves. A Southern school teacher used to in struct her pupils to walk always as if trying to look, over,the top of an imag-' inary carriage just. in froht of them. It was good advice, lor it kept the head well raised. Prescription Wanted. Mrs. Oldham--Doctor, what ahall I do to pretent these horrid wrinkles from coming at the cornera of my eyes? Doctor--Stop getting old, madam. Two dollars, please. ' Hum-Smelling as a Business. To the long list of curious and unus ual occupations by which men live,. the Kansas City Star adds that of the- -?Sr "ham-smeller" In a packing houae- His duty Is to inspect meat product* and judge of their soundness. ' The ham-smeller's only tools are a. \ ' long steel trier and hla nose. He , • stands in a barrel to keep his clothes ||s ^ from being soiled by the dripping i1 brine, and the hams are brought to him by the workmen. A ham is laid before him. and he plunges his sharp- • . pointed trier into It. withdraws it and V passes it swiftly beneath his nose. The trier always goes down to tfcwf knuckle joint. * ^ In testing meat hi that manner the- V man with the trier Judges by slightest shade of difference betweetaik ^ the smell of one piece of meat and aifck ;• other. The smell of meat is ali»«rt| universally sweet, and that is what be-^ ;p smells; the slightest taint or deviation* from the sweet smell is therefore ap~ -IJf preciable. It Is not the degree of tainl| - that he expects to find, but the slights, est odor that is not sweet. -f When he detects an odor he throws*' i | tbe meat aside, and If it la not nil*- / wholesome it is sold as '•rejected'*"' meat, but if it is tainted it goes to Hut | rendering tank. The ham tester sn»ell#» ^\| meat from 7 o'clock in the morning un- / > til 5 o'clock at night, and his sense* ' " ̂ must never become Jaded or inexart^c.^'^ or hla usefulness would be at an end#. iff: IE Depositor's Ijetter. The following incoherent letter one*- received at the Central Savings Baflfe la London, with a deposit book for examination, is chronicled, bf tha* author of "The Romance o£ the Sir*- ings Banks." It Is not without its-na*^ thetic side. Would it be too much to ask how a* ok) lady who never reads uewspapera (aud who will have to. or rather may vote) is to know bow to give her vot* with certainty to Mr. Gladstone? Sh% would give it as a helper, of Mr. Rua& kin not a member of the company an4ly having long time been convinced th&fc our present Right Honourable Pcemlea| Is Righteous and Frank if not givea* thus the vote is lost. She would also know if two or thread- hundred pounds be put Into consols-- , are they or rather--is the money ap* . ft plied to payment of our national debt*. And in case Miss ---so wills would ba* - so at her death. if' Apologising yet hoping for ait a*^ . . swer, Yours respectfully, ' * May she add, too, though, the infos* nation be not called for that aince 1869* ^ Miss -- has not been able to stand* \ on either foot and mostly is quite alone- ami seldom remembers to send book at. proper time. To 8ave myself further , u4r thought I send the paper found wlttr: or*"*. ^ • £oo "< , Mrs. Waggles--Did Mr.Wiggles-seeuw to be excited when he proposed to youY* Mrs. Wiggles--No; he was so coofe about it and seemed to be so dead cer- tain I would have him that the first ^ time he asked me, I refused ervllle (Mass.) Journal. ?8S in the Dark* "Young man," cried the irate parent, "didn't I tell you to leave when the clock struck 10? -Now, light out." "The lights been out for some time," faltered the ardent lover.; 1 M A ' , •all's Catarrh Cure. Is taken Internally. Pride 75 certs. Some Persona Need a M • nger: ' i| A writer wishes to know how to eat* ^ corn on the cob. l"he only safe way to* £ ob is cob.--New York World. What a Little Faith Did FOR MRS. ROCKWELL. Recently a ship of only 2,500 tons car ried from Para, Braxil, to New York a cargo of rubber which was insured for $3,000,000. Piso's Cure tor Consumption has saved me large doctor bills.--C. L. 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