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t HERE OSES. Aggregation mt lafwtiih tlon Int* renting AIL mm mems m of New Goods Just Arrived r 5 r 4 ̂ : i'Y = w $'l!s ®ts S'iV, ; S-V; If I^Hwdon ghMirer Admits Tlldtf <H»r fsooo at Hnntlay. Theodore Shearer, wrested at Al­ gonquin for nbbtog the Farmers' Ex- fettle of Hnntley, has confessed : over $8000. He was placed Woodstock to await the grand action. Shearer has made Wtltutioti as far as he is able, having given the bank a mortage for $8000 and " - paid flOOO in cash. / It is believed that the bank lost from §6000 to Shearer was given the opportunity for stealing by being left ita the store alone on many occasions, W : the bank being in the same bnilding. Those famous little pills, DeWitt's little Early Risers will remove all • impurities from your system, cleans k yours bowels, make them regular, j^ Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. jv",' f' Bishop McGavick Returns to Chicago. v , Bishop Alexander J. McGavick, co- '• ,• adjutor to Archbishop Feehan in . Chicago, returned to Chicago last week firom Libertyville where for just a ? year he has been living a quiet, re­ tired life in an endeavor to regain his health. Daring this time his health has slowly but steadily improved. - Bishop McGavick left the city again Immediately after consecrating the and singing mass in his own church. - ' He exercised his sacerdotal functioiis ^ for the first time within a year when he blessed the holy oils and chrism that . will be used by the Catholic clergy of Chicago. i Skin troubles, cuts, burns, scalds and toUafing quickly heal by the use of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It is Imitated. Be sure you get Dewitt's. jtafia A. Story and G. W. Besley. First State Bank of Desplaineijr Messrs Henry C. Senne, August" dtnhauer, Peter M. Hoffman and Har- **y H. Talcott have been authorized by the State Auditor to organize a State Bank of Desplaines. The capital will be |25,000 divided into two hundred lid fifty shares of $100 each. < Spring coughs are specially dangerous Mid unless cured at once, serious results r"f often follow^One minute Cough Cure acts like magic. It is not a common mixture but is a high grade remedy. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. Card of Thank*. To the G. A. R. post, of McHenry, ' v;£nd the many loving friends who so ^ Iciridly assisted us in our recent bereave ttent we wish to extend our heartfelt ,thanks. MRS. C. W. FRENCH AND FAMILY. -;•? Cures dizzy spells, tired ; feeling, tifcomach, kidney and liver troubles. Keeps yon well all summer. Rocky ilountain Tea taken this month. 86c. :m. w. Besley. Amber is a cure for sore throats glandular swellings. mi dinnertime time is BTAJfJ»AKI OIL CO WILL MAKE YOU RIOM" TUi la a daring •tatHnent, bnt Sal isaeda bear tt oat mrmn •••ry time. imModHMi growlnc- II tou of hay per acre. IM enprix «MU after Wat Is It OMalof toils, m najTAHn •MtkajfOTIC* m W( --* Mialoc. 10 M^XtntakprA) FJS, «£wtt2£u! kMuwt B r e w i n g Company Chicago. Illinois fc- SPECIAL BRANDS: Golden Drop Imperial Cabinet Muenchener Hofbrau 14 ^Export Beer Invigorator Walt Extract m •/'•h'.-r. •5 , o . "i. i When the assessor comes around be sure and tell him how many dogs your neighbor has. This will be a good way to get even with your dog-on neighbor. The editor of the tola, Kas., Rigister went to the opera the other evening and made this naive confession: "The girls in the chorus had on the longest socks we ever seen." A young man expecting to make hi*, way through this world without em­ ployment is not only lacking in experi enoe, but good sense, unless his way has been cut out for him; and that sometimes is a very short cat Young men it won't do. You oan't do it, both ends wont oome out even and tie. Men have tried it before you: they have loafed around street corners, smoked cigarettes, told smutty stories, ogled the girls and made indecent remarks about passing women, such never suc­ ceed in gaining or retaining a good posi­ tion. Th y are no smarter probably than other boys. Don't depend upon your wits alone, sometimes they place a man in a position alright, but it is where he will address judge and jury--not guilty. Learn a trade of some sort, try to fill an honored place in the world; be a man. Do not make a chronic and ever despised loafer. A peculiar world this and a queer lot when one thinks about it. One is strug­ gling for justice, another is fleeing froiu ifc* One man is saving money to build a house and another is trying to sell his for less than it cost to build it. One man is spending all he can make taking his girl to the theatre and sending her flowers with the hope of making her his wife, while his neighbor is spending what gold he earns in getting a divorce. One man bemoans the fate that compels him to work at a desk indoors, while one who is outdoors thinks he would be happy if his work was inside. The man who is in business hopes for the time when he can retire, while another is struggling to get into business. The farmer hopes for a time when he can give up the farm and move to town, while every man in town dreams of a happy time to come when he can own a farm, with a big farm bell at the kitchen door, and plenty of healthful outdoor work to do. Who is the reporter? He is the newspaper toiler who sleeps on the fly and eats between winks. The news­ paper reporter, in a word, is a human machine that most have the clairvoy­ ance of an angel, the varied knowledge of a cyclopedia and the constitution of a disembodied spirit His duty is to the patrons of the paper he serves. He should treat all matters from .a stand­ point of news--not to please faction. State the facts as near as obtainable. Present the narrative of current events without deception or misleading setting. Will the ideal newspaper publish accounts of crimes? Yes. Why not? Whatever wickedness is of public con­ cern and menaces society should be handled by the press without fear or favor, without cloaking or exaggeration. The mission of journalism is to tell for your information and mine, what the world is doing. Justice needs at her back all the restraining forces known to progress to keep in check the infernal elements of society. Among these re­ straints, next to Chrtstianity and edu­ cation, I know of no other--I will not except courts of law--that is superior to fearless, conscientious and aggressive journalism. The peerless trinity to which the race looks for instruction and public opinion for its molding is composed of the schools, the pulpit the press. Capt. A. C. Tonner, Assistant Com missioner of Indian Affairs, while speak­ ing of the recent renting of 600,000 acres of pasture land in Oklahoma, be­ longing to the Osage Indians, who are the richest race in the world, gave the following facts concerning the wealth of the tribe: "This new lease will add about $120,000 a year to the tribe's income. In addition, they have ! 000,000, received from the sale of their lands in Kansas, in the U. S. Treasury, from which they derive an annnal in­ come of $400,000. Besides, they own 1,570,195 acres of land which is fairly worth $5 an acre. There are 1,972 Indians in the tribe, counting men, women and children. They all share alike in the tribal wealth, and when Another Lot Imitation French Flannel, Lawns. Dimities, White Goods, Pfercales, lOddy Silks, 'light weight Dress Suitings in all colors. The store is filled with new goods of all kinds. Stop in and look lis over " ' 11 1 ' 1 1 ^^SSBSMmr LMIIIII'M", 1 , .JgaSSBSSSfimiMi. t, r ji n n . " h i i./iiiiW" ' I , IT'- . .1 • ' p.liv S H E R M A K S . : C H A P E L L rt 'tv. "M&v- •} J •*>. Kr • 4 e' at A few of those $1.00 and up Wrappers left at 75c tor choice, while they last it '• . - ' i/ttr» . v * * A 'S* 1 '̂ * * H !•» \ si a child is born it becomes a joint property owner with all the other Indi­ ans in the tribe. The profits from the $8,000,000 held in the Treasury, the recent rental ot pasture lands, and other sources of revenue, give the Osages an annual income of approx­ imately $6000,000, a per capita income of $304.25. Where a family consists of man and wife and eight children, as often happens, the family receives each year in cash $3,040, and on their lands they raise all their food stuffs and con­ siderable grain for the market. The realty holdings of the tribe have a per capita valuation of $8,987. There is no other race of people in the world that can make snch a showing." "I had piles so bad I could get no rest nor find a cure until I tried DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. After using it once, I forgot I ever had anything like piles." -E. C. Boice, Somers Point, N. Lookout for imitations. Be sure yon ask for DeWitt's. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. VI Current Evefit Club. . J The Current Event club will lidlct its next regular meeting with Miss Julia A. Story Jp8day evening, Ajail23td at 7:46. PROGRAM* MONTHLY SCHOOL REPORT. Pupils that Have Bean Neither Absent aor TWdy Dartnt the Month. I guarantee this to be the Best Beer sold in McHenry and sell it in BARRELS HALVES QUARTERS EIGHTHS and BOTTLES J0S.IMR Agent foi.- the McHenry brance of The Art notesi ....Mrs.TE.f. Hazel Books Miss Alice Walte Current Literature and Magazines.. . .Miss Bernice Perry Personal notes Miss Edith Wright Science and Inventions Mrs. O. D. Schoonmaker TBZNCH AST. Jean Baptiste Corat Miss Kate Howe Jean Prancus Millet...., ...Miss Agnes Perry Madam Le Bran Miss Dora Besley Paul Gustav Dore.. ..<,,...*Miss Julia A. Story Horace Vernet Mrs. W. A. Cristy "Last winter I was confined tc my bed with a very had cold on the lungs. Nothing gave me relief. Finally my wife bought a bottle of One Minute Cough Cure that effected a speedy cure. I cannot speak too highly of that ex­ cellent remedy." -Mr. T. K. House­ man, Manatawney, Pa Julia A. Story and G. W* Besley. - j -• j ' Notable Gueeta. That onr summer resorts a#^p|ftilar with the best class of people will appear by the following list of guests registered at Muercke's hotel. Fox Lake, during the past week: Hon. Carter H. Harri­ son, L. W. Wells, Chicago Tribune, A. B. and J. E. Newell, Lake Shore E. R., Hollis W. Field, Chicago Daily News and Tribune, R. J. Corpebell, Tribune, William J. Schmidtkein, Artist, Chicago Record-Herald, J. V. Clark, president Hibernian Bank, Chicago, Arthur Thur- man, Tribune. "Have you any doubt remaining?' said Mrs. Jones. "No Marinda, I have not. I took Rocky Mountain Tea last night." Twill remove any impure thoughts in the human family.1 86c. G. W. Besley. To Beune at Belvtdere. The old "vets" of the Fifteenth Illi­ nois will hold their annual reunion in Belvidere this year at the usual time, May 24. This date is the anniversary of the muster into United States ser­ vice of the regiment, and the sentiment which clings to the date induced the officers of the association not to change it. Instead of one day's reunion, the program this year will call for two. May 24 and 25. On these two days the old veterans will gather In Belvidere and have a good time. "The Convict's Daughters." as , Gottfried Brewing (o. Blood. We live by our blood, and on it. We thrive or starve, our blood is rich or poor. There is nothing else to live on or by. When strength Is full anc spirits high, we are being re freshed, bone muscle and brain in body and mind, with con tinual flow of rich blood. This is health. When weak, in low spirits, no cheer, no spring, when rest is ndt rest and sleep is not sleep, we are starved; our blooc is poor; there is little nutri ment in it. Back of the blood, is food, to keep the blood rich. When it fails, take Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil. It sets the whole body going again---man woman ana child. If you have not tried it, send for free --«Hf, Ita agreeable taste will surpriae yott. .. SCOTT & BOWKB, CtacaiaU , ^ , 409 4i» rcart street, NewYeifc. I relatives hereby telegram hat no (M.aad$M»i attdraggiaUb j details have been learned as yet. Total attendance 157, average daily attendanoe 140, which is divided among the various departments as follows: No. Enrolled Average High School .21 .1# Fifth Room......... ..15......... .14 Fourth Roonfc........88,v....28 Third Room,..........414>..it...89 Second Room.........89.^. $vs *. .85 First Room, 29.i..>vi.. .24 TARDINESS. . High School . i f ...*»> .1 Fifth Room 2 Fourth Room, 0 Third Room. J. .1 Second Room .0 First Room....?,. :j~....... .0 The following pupils have been neither absent nor tardy during the past month and have made satisfactory grades in scholarship: HIGH SCHOOL,. Thomas Bolger Lynn Cristy Elmer Francisco Fred Eldredge Emery Ki ml all Mabel Granger Rose Huson ... Lucy Stevetts Mamie E. Knox Elsie Howe i, F. E. ANGEVINE, Prin. = ; FIFTH BOOM. Fl'Ali&MBass .... Lucy Sutton Cassie Eldredga * Chester Goodman " Lillie McGee : Bessie Smith Dick Walsh Hellen Raymond Katie Knox AGNES A. PERRY, Teacher. FOURTH ROOM. Lena 8 toff el Katie Justen Florence Granger George Freund Mary Knox Delia Beckwith Lee Cleary MARY L. COBB, Teacher. THIRD ROOM. ' Lucile Byrd LuluByrd Emma Conway Anna Block Pearl Claxton Elida Going Maude Granger Nellie Newman Alice Olson , i t 5 . Julia Stoffel Alma Tesch ;, Lillian Wheeler Myrtle Watt%* 1 Bertha Wolff Paul Auringer Ray Page Howard Wattles WillGallaher Thomas Knox Rudolf Mueller Leonard Phillips Fred Feltz Gilbert McOmber Frank Rossman DORA A. BESLEY, Teacher. SECOND ROOM. Frieda Berner Elsa Block Lola Boyle Ruby Cla: Fanny Grangar Marguerite Granger Emma Krauae Mane Long Mary Meyers. Tillie Stewart Frances Stofi&d . Agnes Tesch John Feltz Albert Freund Hugh Gallaher Gilbert Howard Mattie Lanrea John Long Gerald Newman Roy Page J&h&Smith Eddie Roesmann ^ EDITH H. WRIGHT, Teacher. FIRST ROOM. Maggie Buss Mary Goir% Lillian Pousa < Rosie Seward Johnnie Conwpy Harold Gilles Ray Long Edward Nickels • i KATE F. HOWE, Teacher, Do not leave home on a journey with­ out a bottle of Chamberlain,s Colic. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. It is almost certain to be needed and cannot be procured while you are on board the cars or steamship. It is pleasant, safe and reliable. For sale by Julia A. Story. , 1Hfcekljr School Notes. THE SENIORS. Studious and good while attending school, Always pleasant and minds the rule, Fond of teasing, especially the girl®, ; P Therefore in battle is often whirlenj^Jf'K':"% Fair in form and feature and face, X'. Pure In spirit and of charming grace. Loved by all from far and near Simply because she is such a dear. Light hearted and gay and full of fan Has a sort of mania for chewing gum Quarrelsome, always gets blamed for a trouble Takes no care and gets reproached double. Good tempered and kind and likes the boys Some tew sorrows but many more Joys Dislikes studies and is very sweet To every nice person she happens to meet. Tall and graceful but kind of proud Dresses well but not very loud, Cold and haughty to all not her friends, But to spite a person she often be: Last of all comes charming Fred, Very mischievous, it was often sai$,, J ^ To play some trick was his dally thought And great was the trouble he often wrought. " T. O. E. We expect visitors today. Father O'Neill was a first room vis itor Tuesday. ft Mirk Jensen and Freddie Seward are new pupils in the first room. Emety Kimball, Mayme Carey, M*mf» Knox and Mildred Stevens were at Wood stock Saturday transacting business. Amanda Ibsh, Agnes Cleary, Tn*g Baoon, Mamie Cobb, Ella Mullohan, Rosie Seward and Edward Nichols are on the sick list. You cannot enjoy perfect health, rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes if your liver is sluggish and your bowels clogged. DeWitt's little Early Risers cleanse the whole system. They never gripe. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. Kltner Wright Meeta Death, Elmer Wright, of Tacoma, Washing ton, but formerly of McHenry was in stantly killed in an elevator at that place last Saturday. The news of the terrible accident was announced to his About Newspapers. The Lake Geneva Herald in its last issue announces that "with this issue the Herald begins its 80th volume, hav­ ing made its first appearance on the 15th of April 1872. The Herald, through all its history, has always been alive to and worked for the best interests of the city of Lake Geneva, and it will continue on that line* having for its motto, in all public policy.--Lake Geneva first, the rest of the world afterward." We wish the publisher a "heap of success" and hope he may continue to give his readers as good a paper as he is now doing. The Richmond Gazette of last week says: "With this number The Gazette closes volume twenty-five. A quarter of a century ago B. B. Begun came here from Hebron and launched the paper on the journalistic sea. He survived bnt a few years, but had the paper es- tablshedona firm basis. Others who have been connected with the paper who have joined the silent majority are: Dr. S. Filmore Bennett, author of the "Sweet By-and-By;" George Utter, for several years proprietor of a Chicago job office; and Prof. Henry Clay Faber, who, at the time of his death, was cu­ rator of the Leland Stanford museum in California. Messrs. John E Neth- ercut and Frank L. Carr are the only past editors in the land of the living. Both are still in the editorial harness, tiie former at Lake Geneva, the latter at Wauconda. Business changes have been BO nu­ merous that but few who were hare in 1876 remain. Among the business men of a quarter of a century ago who are still in the ranks are: Messrs. J. V. Aldrich, A. R. Alexander, G. W. Alfa, G. W. Eldredge, J. W. Haythorn and P. G. Skinkle. Mr. Alfs is located in the same building and engaged in the same business as at that time; the Others mentioned above have made a change of partner, location or business During these twenty-five, years The Gazette, under its different manage­ ments has chronicled the local happen­ ings from week to week. Its pages are a history of the village and the town­ ship. Marriages, births, deaths, elec­ tions,society and church news have each and all received attention If The Gazette has failed to completely cover the' field its readers are in part to blame. As we enter on this qew volume we again ask you to see that personals and locals are sent in- We want them; will you help us get them?" May your star ever grow brighter is the wish of The Plaindealer. I N G To our McHenry and Lake County Patrons we extend an in­ vitation to inspect one of the largest and best selected stocks of Mens', Boys' and Childrens' Clothing just arrived which are second to none in the county. They are manufactured and guaranteed by Cohn, Wampold & Co. To do justice to yourself you should see our large new stock belore buying your new Suit. A look into our store will do you more good than all the newspaper talk we can give you, when it comes to clothing. Large stock of latest shapes and colors in Spring Hats jU8t in. Flow Shoes, Garden and Field Seeds, Over­ alls, and Shirts, Flour, Groceries. rrr--'JOHN J. mixER? Senator Mason Starts His Campaign. Senator William E. Mason arrived in Chicago Yesterday to open his senatorial campaign. He is becoming nervous over the activity of Wm. DawXj j friends, and thinks it is about time to look after his political fences. 'There are a lot of fellows around with stepladders, cutting the *barbed wire," remarked Mason,'mi he emerged from the white house. "I guess I will have to <50 out and do a little stringing I want to get a little better acquainted with the boys. I shall go down into the state and perhaps make a few speeches. I have a date at Cairo and another at Waukegan, so the state will be pretty well covered." • -- •: Dickens' Supremacy* ' "So this, then. Is your husband's new library, Mrs. Muchrox? Ah, 1 see he has Dickens and Thackeray aide by aide. Which do yon consider the great­ er of the two?" "Oh, my, Dickens! Joshua paid $2.40 more for them Dickenses than be had to give for Thackeray's books right at (he same shop."--Chicago Times-Her­ ald. The pain produced by a hornet's •ting is caused by a poison injected in­ to the wound, and so instantaneous is Its effect aa to cause the attack of thia Insect to resemble a violent blow in the face. Diamonds In the rough are some­ times spoiled In the cutting, just as some pupils are spoiled in the educat- tng.--Pittsburg Dispatch. TO CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAT. Take LAXATIVE Bromo Quinine Tab­ lets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's sig­ nature is on each box. 25c. If yonr wife had to do it over again chances are she would never marry yon. Taken this month keeps yon well all summer. Greatest spring tonic known. Rocky Mountain Tea, made by Madison Medicine Co. 85c. G. W. Besley. + Why is it impossible to meet an old lady who never had a love affair! f <B ^..4. . * .jsse. lisSiilR lids slgostars Is on every* bo* of Me gewlae Laxative w wiwiimwwum------------ me would iisssias. b e -7 ,i ?•! 'V4 j*--. V- U' * A , . v - ]bo show you a few first-class Lafttes* arid1; 7 ' Gents' Mackintoshes of a very superior make j The price is $3.50 Also a very complete assortment of Ladies' Wrap­ pers, Skirts and Underwear. Stylish Hats .60c to $2.25 Imported French Flannels, 14 styles of fdrf newest production, per yard. 12|c Stafford's Sour Pickles, Heinze's Sweet Pickles < and fancy Preserves. Choice dried Fruits. • I l l inois Club House Coffee, per pound....... ,.; >.. ,.. zwc Armour's best Corned Beef, per pound... 7*c Plenty of Good Bargains in every Department. i ^ ' f jt? W. C. EVANSON •nmm--1 >----------• '& m Paints and Oils We have secured the agency for the celebrated "Monarch" brand Paints which has stood the test of years. It has few equals and is excelled by none. You will always find here a full stock of Floor, House, Barn and Interior Paints. r? I Fishing ... I- v * , - i"» V •m Positively the largest line ever shown in McHenry. Every thing that the angler could desire from a little lead sinker to the finest jointed pole and nickel plated reel. It would do your eyes good to take a look at the display, consisting of all kinds of Hooks, Reels, Lines, Floats, Sinkers, Jointed Po^%fal^<»fls Etc. A. large stock of Oara oil hand. Bicycles, and Bicycle Sundries Don't buy a wheel until you have had a talk with us. We may be able to save you a few dollars. A complete line of sundries always on hand. Prices will be found right. Don't forget our line of Oil and Gasoline Stoves ] McHenry, IH. GEO. SOfiriERS* JR. j * far. 7... •*.\ '