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Tie McHeiry Plaindealer PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY IIS NcNCRRY PUINDEAtfR COMPANY. F. K. Guinea*, W' A. OJUBTT, J. B PEBRT, PTM. Sec. Treas. OKA*. D. SonoMuun, Editor. OflM la Buk Building. Telephone, No. Ml TV RMS OF •UMORIPTION: ».» Three months. 40 eu. «M|W Hi mtin. B(*»- Women as Well as Men ^re Made Miserable by Kidney Trouble. Thursday, December 10, 1903. kM FOR RKPRESENTATIVK. I hereby announce myself nsa candi­ date for the offic e of State Representa­ tive from this di*tri«t subject to tbe action of the Republican Conventions And ask the supi>ort of the Republican voters of MoHenry county for my nomi- Mtion. Very respectfully, lt-tf. J. H. GRACY. A«t R»bbcd kj Llwrd. • While walking along the road on tbe ilbtstttrts of Bordighera I noticed a •trance looking insect moving across it ta a peculiar way. On getting nearer I HW that what had attracted my notice Was a black ant about an inch long j With brown wings dragging a cricket ) •bigger than itself. It held the cricket j by tbe bead, and as the ant moved backward It drew the cricket toward It Wkiie doing ao It entered the shadow cut by, my umbrella and instantly re- iMtaed its bold and got out of tbe shad- 0tr ; but. finding there was no danger, it trtarned and seized Its prey again by fbt head and recommenced its back­ ward movement. A low wall ran along­ side the mad. and when tbe ant got Wtthla six feet of It a common brown lurd appeared on tbe top of tbe wall end evidently soon caught sight of the ant. for It ran quickly down the wall •Bd to within two feet of it. where it Wocbed for a second or two like a cat aeady to spring and tben charged tbe •nt. apparently butting tbe cricket free Witb Its head. Before the ant could re- |iin its hold the lixard seised tbe crick- alt in its moTith and darted up the wall fe tbe direction from which it original- IP appeared on the scene, leaving tbe • flint running round and ronnd. moving Its wings In an agitated manner, vainly tor its lost prey.--Nature. Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dfs> 90urytges and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor and cheerfulness soon disappear when the kid­ neys are out of order or diseased. Kidney trouble has become sq prevalent that it is not uncommon for a chili to be born afflicted with weak kid­ neys. If the child urin­ ates too often, if the : urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child reaches an age when it -should be able to control the passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first step should be towards the treatment of these important organs. This unpleasant trouble is due to a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as most people suppose. Women as well as men are made mis­ erable with kidney and bladder trouble, and both need the same great remedy. The mild and the immediate effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It is sold by druggists, in fifty- IF^ATT cent and one dollar sizes You may have sample bottle by mail free, also pamphlet tell- Homo of swam^Root. ing all about it, .including many of the thousands of testimonial letters received from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer 8c Co.. Bingham'cn. N. Y., be sure and mention this paper. We ;ui-: :r#&- M Oner For ft Disease Germ That Liquozone Can't Want Column. "EV>R SALE " fore Sunday of 1 his week, rail at once. Prices rifrht. -Seven shojits. must he sold bo- Is week, fall at on<*« Locis EISKNMESOER. tV>R RENT CHEAP--The Meyers fftrm, ly- ^ Ina on the east side-of rlstakee lake. Apply to Usher A Mann. Rlgin. 111. Mar. 1* "CV>R SALE--On account of other business ' The lV>mmer*Mal Hotel aud furniture, steam In-at. ens. artesian water, etc. A soap foraquiok buyer. Better than a farni sis an investment. Act to<Jay. Address, GEO. E. SMITH. Byron 111. Please mention this paper 23-tf. 1.K& '5 icat mt Before tbe hand of fame dropped her lamia lightly on bis brow, to speak '-poetically. Hall Calne was a publisher's ffreader and In that capacity held In his ifkaods tbe fate of many a book. That r)Me good Judgment was not altogether *4mfaUlble Is shown by tbe fact that he * read aud, so it Is said, rejected "The Romance of Two Worlds." which soon afterward was published and became fbe success of tbe year. V On one occasion a buddiug author Managed to gain access to his office for tbe purpose of submitting a book to •> felBL \ , Hall Oalne took tbe manuscript from tbe man's hands and glanced over it jfor per ha {>8 twenty minutes. Then be , ^jgave It back, with a few words of sug­ gestion and criticism. "1 do aot think. Mr. Caine," said the ambitions writer, "that you should dis­ pose of my ideas In this summary fash­ ion. That book cost me a year's labor." "Indeed!" said Mr. Calne. "My dear fellow, an Impartial judge would give you it least ten!" WE HAVE FOR RENT the Krlra Still farm one-half mile east ot \V<*>dst<x-k. con­ sisting of l.i" acres of land. Fine buildings, wit of the best farms in our vicinity, cash •ent price, JHOO.OO. Peter Sender farm of IfiO acres: on shares or -ash to a responsible tenant. D. B. Truax farm of 212 acrtas: cash or on shares to a responsible tenant. Charles Blakeslee farm of 1*4 acres: (rood farm--rent. SW.00. LI'MLEV. WHITESIDE & MURPHY, 23-tf. Woodstock, 111. WANTED--SEVERAL PKKSONS OF CHAR-acter and good reputation in each state one in this county required) to represent and idvertise old established and wealthy t>usl- less house of M-lid financial stanniiiK- Salary all nay able in cash direct every Wednesday frorr 'iead offices. Horse and carriage furnished vhen necessary. References. EIIC'IOM- self dtlressed envelope. Colonial, X1Z l)earl_>orn -treet, Chicago. s*-l#t GV_)R SALE-Choice 2-yeai-old Holsteln " bull--gentle and orderly. Also lot of i-holce heifers. F. K. Uranger. lfl-tf & ilk: II- < Tfc* IfWttos of Haagtr, sensation of hunger has not been easy to explain. Tbe new theory of s German physician Is that it is due to emptiness of the blood vessels of the atomach, and it is pointed out that hun- ger is appeased with the rush of blood to the stomach following tbe taking of food and beginning of digestion, in many anemic persons who have no ap­ petite when tbe stomach Is empty the 'blood vessels are really congested in­ stead of being empty. Lack of blood itt the stomach in health act9 on a spe­ cial nerve, which Is a branch of the me nerve trunk as the nerves of the mouth and tongue. A stimulus applied to the tongue, as by a spice, thus In­ creases appetite, while disease affecting tbe nerves of tbe tongue may produce loss of appetite even when the stom- acb to empty. Whlppera. In tbe Press of New Zealand may be Kad this startling advertisement: "A father desires tbe services of a trust­ worthy lady to administer corporal punishment to his three girls. State •alary, references and experience." A year or two ago this Spartan par­ ent's • needs were anticipated by tbe following advertisement in the London Standard: "A clergyman's widow, strict disciplinarian, gives lessons to unruly boys and girls. Advice letter, Ss.; home consultation, 6s. 6d.; cor­ poral punishment from 8s. 6d. Visits all parts. Terms according to distance. Hoda supplied. Is. 6d. each." larttftaa A Repetition. One Sunday a teacher was trying to Illustrate to her small scholars the les­ son. "Return good for evil." To make it practical she said. "Suppose, chil­ dren, one of your schoolmates should strike you and the next day you should bring him an apple--that would be one Way of returning good for evil." To her dismay, one little girl spoke up quickly, "Tben be would strike you again to get another applet" A Waarer Lost. *Vke'a a treacherous thing." asserted the girl In blue. "How is that?" asked the girl In gray. "Why. we fixed it up between us that •he was to refuse blm if be proposed, , aad tben 1 made a bet with him that abe would." "Welir *be didn't"--Chicago Post. *'?>. Woria Wnt Oa. Arter beln* laid up fur two weeks wld a sprained ankle 1 got out to Qnd de world turuin' round jest de same an' to fsel hurt dat It hadn't stopped. Dat's a tray de world has. however, an* per­ haps it don't do no barm to find out how m%hty little we amount to.--De­ troit Free Press. qr*ARM FOR &ALE--Containing «2 acres. L Black soil, clay snbsoi'. One-half mile vest of West McHenry. 7-t.f JOHN M. WALSH. ^ARMS FOR S*LF. OR KENT ! have for sale or rent two good t.irni>, near Mc- lenry. For full particulars address l/-tf H. C. MEAO, W. McHenry, 111. On every bottle of Liquozone we pub­ lish an offer of $1,000 for a germ that it cannot kill. We do that to convince you that liquid oxygen does kill germs. Any dru£ that kills germs is a poison to^you and it cannot be taken internally. Licuozone alone cai» kill germs in the boay without killing the tissues, too. It is the only way known--the only way one can conceive of--U> destroy the cause of liny germ disease. Kills With Oxygen. Liquozone is Simply liquid oxygen--no drugs, no alcohol in it. It is the discovery of Pauli, the great German chemist, who spent 20 years on it. His object was to get such an excess of oxygen in staple form into the blood that no germ could live in any membrane or tissue. Oxygen is life to an animal--the very source of vitality. It is the essential Jiart of air. Its effects are exhilarating, purify­ ing. It is Nature's greatest tonic. But germs are vegetables, and this excess of oxygen--the very life of an animal--is deadly to vegetable matter. Liquozone charges the blood with such an excess of oxygen that no germ can live where that blood goes. We spend 14 days in making each bottle. We Paid $100,000 Cor the American rights to Liquozone^-- the highest price ever paid for similar rights on any scientific discovery. Before making the purchase we tested the prod­ uct for years through physicians in the most difficult germ diseases. We proved that Liquozone does what nothing else in the world can accomplish, and that the results are unvarying. A discovery that could command such a price is something you should know, if you need it. We are doing our part by supplying the first bottle free. Will you do your part by requesting it? Germ Diseases. These are the known germ diseases. All that medicine can do for these troubles is to help Nature overcome the germs, and such results are indirect and un­ certain. Liquozone kills the germs, wherever they are, and the results are inevitable. By destroying the cause of the trouble, it invariably ends the disease, and forever. "M &5r "i-V-J immmm - v vf.-s. Asthma Abscess^-Anemia Bronchitis . Blood Poison Bright's Disease Bowel Troubles Coughg--Coldfl Consumption Colic--Croup Constipation . Catarra--Canesr Dysentery--Ditrrhea Dandruff--Dropsy Dyspepsia Hay Fever--Inflososa Kidney Diseases La Grippe Leueorrnea Liver Troubles ^Malaria--Neuralgia Bfany Heart TrouMse Plies--Pneumonia Pleurisy--Quinsy Sbeunantlsm 8ktn Diseases Scrofula--Syphilis . Stomach Trouhlea Tfcroat Troubles Eczema--Erratpelu TuBW'tfifttih Fevers--Gall Stones Tumors--Uteers Goitre--Gout Varicocele Gonorrhea--Gleet Women's Diseases •II diseases that begin with fever--all loflam- •atloo--all catarrh--all contagious diseases--all the results of impure or poisoned blood. In nervous debility Liquozone acts as a vital- wfcatDe IF YOU SEE IT IN OUR AD, ITS SO. * •1. Uer, »nsssnpltoltfng1 >dru«soa»4*. Bottle Free. ff you need Liquozone, and have sever tried it, please send us this coupon. We r^will then mail you an order on your load ^druggist for a full-size bottle, and we Xvill pay your druggist ourselves for it. tThis is our free gift, made to convince you; to show you what Liquozone is, and what it can do. In justice to yourself, please accept it to-day, for it places you under no ooligation whatever. Liquozone costs 50c. and $1. " • will soon be here, but we have been prepared for . them some time. This week we will unpack a choice lot of Christinas goods, not all pf the ( heap,< gaudy kipd, bat articles of some merit, All binds of! Games, Dolls and Substantial Toys! yh CUT OUT THIS COUPON for this offer may not appear again. Flft out the blanks and mail it to tho Liquid Ozone Co., 221-220 E. Kinzic St., C&cagc. My disease It .. t have never tried Liquozone, but If you will supply me a (too. bottle free! will take it. a aara Olre fall tdJim. wtlte plainly. Also hundreds of articles in the novelty line* h for our window display. It will give yon'tin id* a of what we have inside. Shoes, Underwear, Gloves Any physician or hospital not yet using Llqao- '111 be tiadly supplied for a teat. PROBATE NEWS J RE At. ESTATE TRANSFER8. \nton Mira&wto Frank ShoemaUer, ; sH nwM and nH swM, sec 34, Rich- nond §5000 00 ;atne to Joseph P Miller, wrst 49 a of 1 sec 36, Richmond. EM wH nwJi | sec 1, McHenry.stt nwii neMseM.sec IB, Burton 6204 00 unic to Nlrk J Schmltt, eV4 seM sec 36 Richmond, n«M sec 31, Burton 792000 MARRIAGE LICENSES. ' >hert Gmesbeck, 31. .Walworth, Wia. 'ellie New land, 21 Fontana, Wis. ed Pertit. 24 Algonquin nna Miller, 20 .Union hn Bollwahn, 25.. .....Sharon, Wis. itilda Haas. 28 . Alden -•o B. Brolley, 31 Chicago velyn Lynch, 18 Irving Park TfANTEP--Faithful person to travel for 1 * well e»tul)lishe<l house In a few counties, tiling on retail merchants und agents. IJO- il territory. Salary ©0.00 yrr wetn. with ex­ cuses additional. a)l na^abl'- in cash each eek. Money for expenses a<lvnneed. Posi- ion permanent. Business surcessful and ushing. Standard House. 3iJ0 Deai lxirn St., hic&go. 20-16t G^(tR SALE--My store and sto.-k of fceiierui " merchandise; one feed elevator and coal -lieds. with >:<x)d trade in feed. «ruin. seeds, alt, centent. coal, etc; one ten room house. «>d barn and three acres of land. All of K>ve for sale, and will seil separately or to- •ther as purchaser may det>ir«\ An espec- ill.v «ix«l opportunity for investlnR in an •*»- ibllshed business. :-tf J. E. <;KI8TY. RinKwtxKl. 111. i^OR SAI.E Half inU^iest. or the whole, of t wo stern wheel steiimlioats. with an es- iblished trade. Will sell cheap, (jetting tof. Id for t he work. Address, .John Anderson, (f \lice Place, Chicago, IllV 2S-4t- X7 ANTED AT ONCE; Managers--4300 per ' * month. Ver* reliable. No Interfereni-e vith business. Teachers, lodiremen. business en investigate. Write A. W. WATS<»S, 't-'-t* 122K .V) st.ite St., Chlcatfo. P»)R RENT *- farm lann, iy one an<1 one-half miles south of Spring Grove About twenty acres of good irm land, lying in the town of Burton. For further Information inquire of H tt MRS. MARY K. AIHWS. W. Mcllenry Sllpa of Koveliftta. Andrew Lang iu Longuian's recalled certain slips of tbe novelists. They, too, have their loose ends: "A skilled person might make a pleas­ ant essay on what we may call the dropped threads of novelists. Thufi Pip's vision of Miss Havislunn hanging to a beam in the deserted has always puzzled me. It seems to have been meant to lead to something other than what occurs. In Mr. Marion Crawford's 'Taquisara' much turns on an entranced medium who could give two strukes in the hole and a beating to Mrs. IMper. We expect her successes to be normally explained, because stress is laid on her one eyed servant, whose one eye (blue) marks her as the sister of her mistress. Boslo observes this; the poisoner, Matilda, does not. Apparently something was to hang on that fact. If so, the thread was drop­ ped. Again, why had Charles Wogan clay 011 his clothes at the end of 'Clem­ entina?' Like the priest in the 'Lays t»f Ancient Home,' "I know, but may not tell." Kdltb's horror at meeting Florence In the darkling house of Mr. bombey is a dropped thread which Dickens tried to take up, but failed. Research would probably discover many such -in­ stances." - A Frl«?»41y 8«asreMtlon. "I'm at a loss to know what to make of my only son." said the trust mag- mite. "He seems to have no brains for busiuess." "Permit me to hand yon a sugges­ tion." rejoined tbe merchant prince. "Make a society leader of him."--Phil­ adelphia Inquirer. Not Twlss. She--I hear the stork brought some­ thing to yonr bouse the other day. He (proudly)--Yes, Indeed. She--Of course It's Just too ente. He--No. i Isn't two cute, thank good­ ness! Only one.--Philadelphia Ledger. That Palatal Ceesk. "No matter what you go to see a doc­ tor about be Is bound to end on your lungs." 'How Is that?" "Well, be always makes jott cough up."--Exchange. said Hart to Collect, •The world owes me a living.* the young man. "1 suppose so." said tbe old one, "but you are not so fortunate aa to be a preferred eredl tor." --J udge. He who tries to prove too muck proves nothing.--French Proverb. An ad in The Plain lealer "<vant" col umn will bring results. Aa Asther Explains. Mfa. Marigold--How do yon happen |e oe so much brighter than other peo­ ple, Mr. Author? Mr. Author--Well--er--you see. the af mJbookf Jaafc* me smart •O <laeer Dolngi of a Rifle Ball. 1 myself made the most extraordina­ ry shot at au antclqpe that I ever beard of, which, however, has uotbing to do with good shooting, but rather with the erratic course that a rifle ball may take. With several scouts, white men aud Indians, I rode over a hill to see three or four buck antelope spring to their feet, run a short distance and then stop to look. 1 made a quick Bhot at oue. which dropped, and on going to him I found him not dead, though des­ perately wounded. The animal had been standing broadside oil, bis face to­ ward my left. The ball had struck the left elbow, splintering the olecra­ non; passed through the brisket, bro- | ken the right humerus, turned at right angles and gone back, cutting several ribs; broken the right femur, then turned agaiu at right angles and come out through the lnsld^ of the leg and struck the left hock joint, which It dis­ located and twisted off so that it bung by a very narrow string of hide. * I uever again expect to see so extraordi­ nary a course for a clfla biflL--Outinf. Sick Blood Feed pale girls on Scotfs Emulsion. We do not need to give all the reasons why Scott's Kmulsion restores the strength inJ flesh and color of good K ilth to those who suffer rV.n sick blood. The fact that it is the best oivparation of Cod Liver Oil, rich in nutrition, full of healthy stimulation is a suggestion as o why it does, what it does. Scott's Emulsion presents Cod Liver Oil at its best, fullest in strength, least in taste. Young women in their " teens " are permanently cured of the peculiar disease of the blood which shows itself in paleness, weakness and nervous- ncss, by regular treatment with Scott's Emulsion. It is a true blood food and is naturally adapted to the cure of the blood sickness from which so many young women suffer. W« will be glad Is Mai • MMaple to any sufferer. B« sure that this pictur* fa the form ot i label 11 on ths wrapper of every bottle «t EmuUioa you buy. SCOTT 4k BOWNB, Chemists, #9 Paiul St* New Yotfc. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been. In use for over 30 years, has borne the signature off and has been made under his per­ sonal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this* All Counterfeits, Imitations and ** Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health off Infants and Children--Experience against Experiment* What is CASTORIA Oastoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pan* \ goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural slooy» The Children's Panacea--The Mother's Friend* C E N U I N E C A S T O R I A ALWAYS Bears the Signature of The Kind You Hare Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. 1MI OKNTAUR MMMNV. V* IT antccr, N» VOWK crrv. business instant control Telephone Chicago TELEPHONE Special! Bî Dar^dinsin heating stoves Something that is of great interest to those who are in need of a Heater. This special offer is holding for a limited time only. SEE THE STOVES! F. L. McOMBER West Side Hardware. Caps, Felt Boots aud all kinds ot cold weather wearing apparel. Successor to S. Stoffol. Mc-Henry. | West M 0OOOOOO F. A. BOHLANDER (MH>000«0« 1 When You Build No matter whether it be a mansion, cottage, barn or shed, let ns give you figures on the material. Our prices are ae low as any and we handle everything needed in the construction of Buildings. Lumber, Sash, Doors, Blinds, Building Paper, Cement, Lime, Etc. Also large stock of Brick, Tile and Fence Wire. Hard and Soft Coal. FEED, GRAIN AND FLOUR Can sell feed in any quantity to suit the purchaser at low* est market prices. We also buy and sell all kinds of Grain. WHITE SWAN FLOUR is hard to beat. Ti*y a sack and be convinced. We wish to thank the people of this vicinity for the patronage of the past and hope by fair dealing and honest prices to retain their patronage. W1LBCJR LUHBER CO. McHENRY, ILLINOIS. IWIW/WWW WW. MWW' WAW MWM WW.*-' MA""" 'WWr UMMMfWVWW A A A A A A «^> »*fr» A A A 111 111 ly ^ '£7 1^1 VJ,V 1^1 New whic&i I can GUARANTEE for TEN YEARS from $150 up. Good used Pianos from $75 to $150. Pianos to rent from $2.00 to $4.00 a month. Six months rent allowed on purchase. I have a few second* hand Organs, taken in exchange for Pianos, which I will sell at Bargains or rent for $1.00 a month. PIANO TUNINO AND REPAIRING at reasonable prices. First Class Work Only. McHenry. R. H. OWEN. > A «•* A A A A A A rn A m AA Tir Tir Tir Tli Christmas Furniture! That's what is now taking up our entire attention. Our display this year is larger and better than any previous effort owing to the greater demand. Peo­ ple are becoming more careful in selecting Gifts and buy presents that are botli ornamental and useful. We invite everybody, especially the ladies, to call and look over our handsome line of Bedroom Sets, Chairs, Center Tables, Rockers, Couches, Desks, Side Boards, Steel and Wood Bed Steads, Parlor Suits, Book Cases, Lace Curtains, Carpets and Rugs. For the little folks we have a big display of Wagons, Sleds, Hobby Horses and everything in the way of CHRISTHAS TOYS. JAGOB JUSTEN