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Women as Well as Men ^ Are Made Miserable by *7% Kidney Trouble. trouble preys upon the mind, dls- ; ambition; beauty, vigor and cheerfulness soon disappear when the kid­ neys are out of order or diseased. Kidney trouble has become so prevalent that it is not uncommon for a child to be born 1 afflicted with weak kid­ neys. If the child urin- ates too often, if the urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child reaches an age when it should be able to control the passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wetting, depend upor: it. the cause of the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first step should be towards the treatment of these important organs. This unpleasant trouble is due to a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder aqd not to a habit as most people suppose. Women as well as men are made mis­ erable with kidney and bladder trouble, and both need the same great remedy. The mild and the immediate effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. , It is sold by druggists, in fifty- cent and one dollar sizes. You may have a sample bottle by mail free, also pamphlet tell- Home of s«»«ip Root ing al! about it, including many of the thousands of testimonial letters received from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y., be sure and mention this paper. i:itsrf5 Skoppia* In <«apu. Japanese ceremoniousness makes tt a Borious matter going to a Japanese shop unless you are going to buy silk haud- kerehiefsh-tlie only things foreigners buy oftei enough to spoil the manners of the shof>k^per. You get out of your rickshaw, and the rickshaw boy ex­ plain* your high and mightiness. Then all the attendants in the shop salaam till you wish they would get up and let you catch their eye and explain what you want. When they do get up the Japanese equivalent of the shopwalker and three or four couuter jumpers in rotation ask you to repeat your order while they offer you five cups of tea. It is Japanese tea, and there is no milk or sugar, but you can have salted cher­ ry blossoms if you want if it is a gcod shop. This is the Japanese way of of­ fering the customer a drink. CJood Japanese shops contain nothing except the attendants. When you have got as far as explaining what you want the proprietor gives orders to attend­ ants. Off they go at a run good serv­ ants always run and bring hack the goods tied tt)) in faded green silk hand­ kerchiefs or green cotton cloths. \ The Mcinry Piaindealer PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY THF MCHENRY PLAINDEALER COMPANY. •*. K. GRANGER. W. A. CRISTY, J. B. PERRY, Pres. Sec. Treas. CHAS. D. SCHOONMAKKR. Editor. Office In Bank Building. Telephone, No. 272. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One year $IJS0 Six months. 75cts. Three months. 40cts. Thursday, May 19, 1904. THE INVISIM.K HKAKVT. Ill announcing a picnic to be given in the interest of the Hearst candidacy at Chicago on June 4 the promoters made two interesting statements, says the Chicago Chronicle (Democratic.) One was that the picnic would be a sort of Mardi Gras and the other was that Mr. Hearst would be present. It is wholly in keeping with the Hearst candidacy that any gathering in his in­ terest that is not wholly riotous should partake of the character of Mardi Gras, a festival in which the participants vie with each other in acts of folly and clownish capers The presence of Candidate Hearst up­ on such an occasion in the logical role of Huurpty Dumpty would seem to be demanded by the nature of the affair If, however, he shall consent to appear as the "yellow kid," '"E. Z. Mark," "Mr. Peewee" or any of the like innum arable characters a protean fate has or­ dained him to play, he will relieve his candidacy of its chief element of mys tery by the visible evidence that there is such a person as Hearst. The retainers and truncheon bearen- who would like to look upon the peraou of their master should not rely tt>o con­ fidently upon the announcement that he will be present at the carnival of folly to b« given in his honor. At the last moment, in all probability, he will send a letter of regret prepared for him by the man who does his thinking, plead­ ing a prior engagement, an iiulisposi t'on or the exigencies of the campaign. There is practically no prospect that the hoi polloi who are now reveling in the comparative prosperity his candi­ dacy has brought them will ever behold their benefactor, for the belief is still prevalent that Hearst is an astral body, invisible even to the faithful Hooligans and Gloomy Guses who believe in him. Whether this idea be true or not there is good reason why Hearst should not attend the Hearst Mardi Gras at Chica­ go, and it is found in the fact that the only democrat who claims ever to have seen him is out electioneering for Roose velt. Suspicions are weeds of the mind which grow of themselves, and most rapidly when least wanteds- Wallace. HI* Little Bill. Wheh Grander Matthews went to his club one evening, according to the Bookman, he went to the letter box and looked through the compartment marked "M" and found therein a very peremptory dun from a tailor. Mr. Matthews was puzzled, as he had had no dealings with the insistent tailor, until he again looked at the envelope and found that he had unwittingly opened a letter belonging to another member of the club; so he put the bill jbnck in the envelope and returned it to the compartment. As Mr. Matthews was turning to go he noticed the mem­ ber for whom the bill was Intended coming toward the letter box. A min­ ute later he ca^me into the reading room, where Mr. Matthews was sitting with several others. Taking from its envelope the bill, he read it attentively for a few minutes, sighed, tore it into bits, then, with a wink and the leer of an Invincible conqueror, commented. Poor, silly little girl." The Fable In Roula. This fable, dealing with the fall of Witte, the Russian finance minister, is related in a brochure entitled "Affiance at the Secrets of Russian Policy," pub­ lished at Vienna: "The czar dreamed the following singular dream: He saw three cows, one fat, one leun and one blind. The next day he sent for the metropolitan Paliadius and begged him to explain the dream, but the metropol­ itan declined. The czar then sent for Father John of Ivronstadt and made the same request of him. Father John stroked his long curly hair with hia hand and made reply in the following words: 'Your majesty, I understand your dream in this way: The fat cow is the finance minister, the lean one is the Russian people and the blind one'-- 'Don't be afraid. Go on,' said the czar. 'The blind cow Is--your majesty T" Quick Arrest. J. A. Gnlledge of Verbena, Ala., was twice in the hospital from a severe case of piles causing 24 tumors. After doc­ tors and all remedies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salve quickly arrested further inflammation and cured him. It con­ quers aches and kills pain. 25c at Julia A. Story's. N. H. Petesch's, McHenry, tnd G. W. Besley's, W. McHenry, drug- WaahlnR Off the Ruaafan. England is always glad to get an­ other citizen, but sometimes she goes about ^it in a strange manner, accord ing to the Springfield Republican. A sailor deserted from a Russian battle­ ship and Joined an English crew on a faraway island. He told them that he was tired of the rule of the czar and wanted to become an English citi­ zen. They were at a loss how to nat­ uralize him, but finally each one threw a bucket of water on hiih and so wash­ ed off the Russian. Made Young Again. "One of Dr. King's New Life Piils °ach night for two weeks has put me in my 'teens' again," writes D. H. Turner >f Dempseytown, Pa. They're the besi in the world for Liver, Stomach and Bowels. Purely vegetable. Never sripe. Only 25c at Julia A. Story's, N H. Petesch's, McHenry, and G. W. Besley's W McHenry, drng stores. LIVER TROUBLES "I find Thedford's Black-Draught ••ood medicine for li. er disease. It cured my -on after he had ep< nt $100 with doctors. It iaall the med­ icine I take."--MH8. CAROLINE MAETIN, Parkerabarg, W. Va. If your liver does not act reg­ ularly go to your drn^jist and secure a package of Tnedford'g Black-Draught and take a dose tonight. This great family medicine frees the constipated bowels, stirs up the torpid liver and causes a healthy secretion of bile. Thedford's Black - Draught will cleanse the bowels of im­ purities and strengthen the kid- nevs. A torpid liver invites colds, biliousness, chills and fever and all manner of sick­ ness and contagion. Weak kid­ ney* result in Bright'B disease which claims as many victims as consumption. A 25-cen» package of Thedford's Black- Draught should always be kept m the house. TiM>d Thedford's Black Ejraught for liver and kidney com- THEDFORD3 BLACK- PRAUGIIT PR OB A TE NEWS Philosophy. If we would realize the fact that life Is pain, not pleasure, our quarrel with It would be gone, and we would accept thankfully a little scrap of dripping on our daily bread, but we go on expect ing happiness, stand, empty plate in hand, beggars to an Invisible cook, and we grow old standing there, but we won't budge.--Helen Mathers. Married men do not live longer than single men, it only seems longer, and if either are troubled with Dyspepsia, Bil ousness or Constipation the only sale an I reasonable thing to do is to buy bottle of Re-Go Tonic Laxative Syrup, the certain cure for Constipation, ar.d live to die an old age. Sold in 25c 50 and $1 (Mi.bottles by G. W. 'Besley, drng gist, W. McHenry. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Andrew Koblson to John I) Fleming, ne 11 wk see 24, Nunda $1400 00 Clara B Andrus to James Whyte, It 1, blk 6, \Vnlku,;a addn to Nunda 165040 Floyd W Covalt & w to Mawrfe Marshal Its 10 mid 11, blk 3. I'uddoek's addn to Crystal Luke, excepting etc 4200 00 Elmer li Westernmn & w et al to Mleli- ael It.issow, lot 2, Assessor's plat, s# H sec 11, Greenwood 1200 00 J K Oleary per sheriff to Patrick Cleary n'i sem see & part of nH swX sec #«. west of Ko.x river, McHenry 49 00 Mary Weber Jfc h to Wa I In-run Stegman. oast pt It 2, blk 12. county clerk's plat, McHenry liWO 00 Kittle V Leonard to L I> Ixnvetl. Jr . Its 7. K & 8. 1)1 k 4, and part It 43, sec tt. Crystal Luke 000 00 F.<fw:ird Rujrir to Clark H Stew,art, acre In swH .sw1* sec 20. Kirhmond 650 00 Jaceh Worts to Michael Worts, 11 In se"-4 se1^. set* X.', McHenry, r It 80 00 F \V Covalt & w to Emllle Schooth. pt It 1. blk Paddocks addn to Crystal Lake 1685 00 A .1 Murphy \ w te L H Conipton. un­ divided l,i of wH of swj^ sec IK, Nunda range K ^ 1 00 A lice Morris to James Whyte et al.pt It 10. blk 1. Paddock's addn to Crystal lake, pt It 2. assessors plat adjoining same 3100 00 Charles S Owen & w et al to Jacob J Hllle. Its 4 Jt .r>. E M Owen est ate addn to West McHenry 75C 00 James Whyte «.t w to Mary E Neville, nort h Wt feet. It 1. blk ti. 111 Walkup's addn to Nunda 650 00 MARRIAGE LICENSES. Amel Otto Heider, 28 Woodstock Minnie Sophia Schroeder, 18.Greenwood Chasles Nickles, 28. . Belvidere Annie Backus, 23 Marengo Otto H. J. Senger, 27 Woodstock Maud R. Crosman, 21... . .Woodstock Harry A. Lemien, 2.r> Woodstock Marl Paulson, 19 Woodstock George Willis Zimmerman. 26..Harvard Esther Rennison, 84 Harvard fs^aac Fosshage, 29 Mt. Horeb, Wis. Lulu C. Field, 28 Black Earth, Wis. Frank Thompson, 28 Hebron Ida Malsch, 19 Ringwood Darius Merritt, r>8 Mt. Carroll Ellen Granger, 52 Waucondn Edward F. Williams, 47. .. .Beloit, Wis MTB. J. B. Williams, 82. Milwaukee, Wis. Henry F Smith, 25 Marengo Carrie Warncke, 21 Unioi, The Original. Foley & Co., Chicago, originated Honey and Tar as a throat and lunjx remedy, and on account of the grent merit and popularity of Foley's Honey and Tar many imitations are offered for the genuine. Ask for FOLEY'S Honey and Tar and refuse any substi tute offered, as no other preparation will give the same satisfaction. It is mildly laxative. It contains no opiates and is safest for children and delicate oersons. Homeseekfr*' Kxeurslon* to the North- went, Went and .Southwent, Via the North-Western Line. Excur­ sion tickets at greatly reduced rates are on sale to the territory indicated above. Standard and Tonrist Sleeping Carn, Free Reclining Chair Cars and "The Best of Everything." For dates of sale and full particulars apply to agents Chi­ cago & NorthWestern R'y. 46 alt Jnn 4 A Rev«latl{jj£i. If you will make inquiry it will be a revelation to you how many succumb to kidney or bladder troubles in one form or another. If the patient is not beyond medical aid, Foley's Kidney Cure will cure. The safest and surest remedy for all kidney and bladder diseases is Foley's Kidney Cure. It never disappoints Sold by G. W. Besley, W. McHenry. ( - TKRKA COTTA. The Plaindealer will be neat to any address on trial three months for twenty- five cent*, and will be discontinued at the expiration of that time unless other­ wise ordered. Try it. Per-fo. Mrs. Edward Hollst was a Nunda vis­ itor Tuesday. Mrs. Paul Forrester spent Wednesday visiting at Nunda. Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Marsh were Sun­ day visitors at McHenry. Moses L. Earle of Oshkosfi is visiting at J. H. Gracy's this week. Thomas Thompson of Barreville was a caller in this vicinity the first of the week. < Mrs Charles Partridge of WaukegHn is the guest of J. H. Gracy and family this week. The road commissioners are putting in a new bridge over the creek south of the station. Miss Mamie Baldwin, who is assisting Mrs. E. Steffling at the ooarding house, spent Sunday in Chicago. Chas. A. Buck went to Elgin Monday to work, Ray McMillan is assisting T. R./Anderson at the depot. ; Mr. and Mrs. T. R Anderson and daughter spent Sunday and Monday with J. H. Gracy and family. Mr. Bergman and son of Chicago ac­ companied by Mr. and Mrs. Fred Berg­ man and son of Nunda spent Sunday at S. B. Leisner's. Seyenty-fiye cans of milk are being shipped daily from this station to Chi­ cago, being the largest number of cans shipped from any station on the Fox River branch of the C. & N. W. Ry. Want Column. All atlvei'tlHcmfntH Inserted under thin head at the following r*ten: Five linen or lex*, i6 renin for llrxt Inxertiun; 15 cento Tor eaeli xubxequont insertion. More than live llnps, frcentw a line for fltwt insertion, *u(i 3 cento a line for additional inaeitlonn. WOKK HOUSES Ft)It SALE-The under- »* signed lias a few substantial work hors­ es for sale, weighing from 1100 to 1400 pounds. Will be sold cheap and on reasonable terms. H-tt l<\ K. liiiAxumt. TX7 ANTED---A man who understands ditch y t ing and tiling. Inquire of H. C. Mead, West McHenry. 41 tf T^OK RENT CHEAP--A brick store. 24x40, with cellar full size and six neat livlnir rooms over head. For terms and other infor­ mation address R. L. TCHNEB Solon Mills. 111. 41-tf Job work of all kinds this office. neatly done at JjM>R SALE--Leathor top. on<? seat phaeton. , good condition. Will" be sold very cheap. Inquire of DB. H. T. BHOWN. _ McHenry. TXT ANTED Several industrious persons in ** each state to travel for house ost: b- lished eleven years and with a large capital to call upon merchants and agents t • suc­ cessful ntid profitable line. Permanent en­ gagement. Weekly cash salary of 324 and all traveling expenses aud hotel bills advanced In cash each week. Experience not, essential. Mention reference and enclose self addressed envelope. Mannfacturers and Wholesalers Dept. 3. third floor, 334 Dearborn St.. Chicago! 4<i-4t ' T^vOR SALE My proportv in West McTTem v A situated opposite M. E. church, consist- inn of house, barn and four lots. Good well and city water piped to bouse, barn and lawn. L. MCOMBKR. 40-tf "pVJLDING BED--For sale cheap. Best make x and in good condition. Inquir&ajt"resi­ dence of JOHN PAKKS. McHenry. Ill* XpOR SALE--Four new milch cows with calves bv side; also two springers. Call at once. JOHN R. SM(TH, miles south of McHenry bridge 011 river road. PALL at S. Reynold's ndll and buy oak floor- v-' ing at cheap rates; also orders taken for seed corn that I have tested and tind that it will grow. 47-t f T have on hand a nuniln ;rV)f second hand and A "re-built," Oliver typewriters which I will rent or sell cheap. W. C. E ICHKI.BKROKH, Local agent for the Oliver typewriter, 47-4t Woodstock, III. An ad in The Plaindealer umn will bring results. 'want" col- When You Plant (orn * % i t t * * 3 * * «§• 5 I 4 •* I * you know how important it is that the full num­ ber of kernels must be dropped in each hill. You know how important it is that the hills must be in perfect alignment. You no doubt have had trouble with planters which did not do that kind of planting. With the flew Deere fio. 9 Planter you can not short-drop nor over-drop. It drops the required number of kernels every time. It plants in perfectly straight rows, regardless of the speed of the team. It htSts^chsep runners that wear long and is ma^dCof the pest materials throughout insuring durability. You can see this planter at our store, we will show! the mechanism and how it works. We want to snow you some other good things in the Implement line. Call and let us have a chance. iWM. BONSLETT.i % t t t t t t t t In Hla Interest. Jack--You know when Mabel reject­ ed mo last week I told you my troubles, and you promised to help me. Well, she accepted me last night. Am I to thank you for interceding for me? Cousin Belle--Not exactly, dear boy. I simply intimated to Mabel that I was after you myself. Barred. "There's one thing the women can't get into!" said the anti woman suf­ fragist. "What's that?" cried a chorus of feminine voices. "The secret service!"--Detroit Free Press. "I have derived great lienefit. from the use of Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism and lumbago," says Mrs. Anna Hagelgans, Tuckahoe, N. J. "My husltawl used it for a sprained back and was also quickly relieved. lu fact, it is the best family liniment I have ever used. I woul(^not think of being with­ out it. I have recommended it to many aii'l they always speak very highly of it and declare its merits are wonderful." Sold by all drnggiste. $50,000.00 Cash Given Away to Users of LICM We are going to be more liberal than ever in 1904 to users of Lion Coffee. Not only will the Lion-Heads, cut from the packages, be good, as heretofore, for the valuable premiums we have always given our customers, but In Addition to the RssuSar Fres Premiums CONTESTS & the same Lion-Heads will entitle you to esti-uatc^ in our $50,000.00 Grand Prize Contests, which will make some of our patrons rich men and womej. Vuu c.iu send in as many estimates as desired. There will be TWO CREAT The first contest will be on the Jch- 4th attendance at the Pt. Tenuis World's Fair;-the second relates to TotMl Vote For President to be cast Nov. 8, 1904. <.).<>,, w.ii be distributed in each of these contests, making $4 0,000.00 on the two, and, to make it stii! more it;t»resung, in addition to this amount, we will give a fir ft nil Firo! PpfiTA f\% fii*to the one who is nearest correct on both Vil Qllll rlBSI I ll&tp ul VUjUvviWv contests, and thus your estimates have two opportunities of winning a big cash prize. F i v e L i o n - H e a d s g g g j j j cut from Lion Coffee Packages and a a cent stamp entitle you (in addition to the reg­ ular free premiums) to one vote in e i t h e r c o n t e s t : Q Q WORLD'S FAIR CONTEST What will b« the total July 4th attendance at the St. LouU World'! Fair? At Chicago, July 4,1S03. the attendance was 233 '7 ) For nearest correct estimates icceivctl in W00I1011 Spice Com­ pany'* office, Toledo, Ohio, on or before June .10th. J9<i4 we will give fir»t prize for the nearest correct estimate, second prize to the next nearest, etc., etc., a* follows: \ S2.P00.00 1 Second Prize i OOO OO 2 Prizes -I600.00 ea^U 1 OOO OO ft Prises-- 200.00 " 1 'ooo'oo IO Prizes- lOO.OO " 1 ooo'oo 20 Prizes 60.OO •• 1 OOO OO CO Prl*es-- 20.00 " 1 00000 2CO Prises-- 10.OO " 2 fiOO OO lBOO Prizes-- 6.00 " 0.600.00 2130 FKIZE8. TOTAL. S20.000.00 1 \%5 Hffi Printed blanks to vote on found in every Lion Coffee Pack­ age. The 2 cent stamp covers the expense of our acknowledgment to you that your es­ timate is recorded. PRESIDENTIAL VOTE CONTEST What will be th«> total Popular Vote cast for President (voteta for nil candidates combined) at the election November 8, 1904? In 19"0olection. 13.959.6511 people voted for President. For nearest cor­ rect estimates received In Woolson Spice Co.'s, office, Toledo. O.. on or before Nov. 5.1904. we will g-ive first prize for the nearest cor­ rect estimate, second prize to the next nearest.etc.,etc., as follows: 1 First Prize 1 Second Prtre 2 Prizes--$600.00 each 6 Prizes-- 200.00 " 10 Prizes-- 100.00 " 20 Prizes-- 60.00 " „ 60 Prizes-- 20.00 •' 260 Prizes-- 10.00 " 1800 Prizes-- ft.OO " 2139 PRIZE!, .$2,600.00 l.OOO.OO . . l.OOO.OO . . 1,000.00 . . l.OOO.OO . . .1,000.00 . . .l.OOO.OO . . .2,600.00 .. O.OOO.OO TOTAL, $20,000.00 4279--PRIZES--4279 DL*trlbut*D to tht Publlo-iggMgating S45,000.00-ln addition to which wt shall GIN $5,000 to Bfoc.IV Clerics («M pirtloulnu In LION COFFEE M»s) making » grind total ol $60,000.00. COMPLETE DETAILED PARTICULARS IN EVERY PACKAGE OF LION COFFEE WOOLSON SPICE CO.f (CONTEST DEP'T.) TOLEDO, OHIO. This Bank receives deposits, bays and sells Foreign and Do­ mestic Exchange, and does a ^" « GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS. We endeavor to do all busi­ ness entrusted to out'care in a manner and upon terms entire­ ly satisfactory to our custom­ ers and respectfully solicit the public patronage Honey to Loan on real estate and other first class se­ curity. Spec­ ial attention given to collections INSURANCE in First Class Companies, at the Low est rates. Yours Respectfully PERRY & OWEN, Notary Public. Bankers CHARLES 0. fRETI Wholesale and retail dealer in I am in the Market For Beel Veal riutton Hogi and Poultry Qive me a call M and Smoked Meats, Sausage McHenry - Illinois FRANK BUHR PI AC riCAL PAINTER ANi> PAPER HANGER Graining, Calcimining and all ^nterior Decorating. Telephone No. 254. MCHENRY, - - - ILLINOIS. Professional, Society V* a.nd Businesss Cards DAVID G. WELLS, M. D. PHO«LOIAVUR£EON AND OCULIST. *• Office and residence corner Elm Green streets. McHenry. ' and O. H. FEGERH, M. D. pnYpOJAN AND BURGEON. McHenry I"- Office at Resldence,cornar OnartAtuI Telephone m Elm streets. P. C. ROSS. D. K. S. Office over Petesch's Drug Store. ALL WORK PERTAINING TO MODBBN DKNTISTRT Office Telephone 28*; Residence 208. Nitrous Oxid Gas for Extracting. Hours 7:S0 a. m. to 5:30 p. m. SUNDAY WORK BY APPOINTMENT ONLY THB NKW DENTIST OH THE WEST SIDE DR. R. G. CHAMBERLIN Office over. Besi&Y's Drug Store. Honrs from 8:30 a. m. to 5:30 p. m ARTHUR BREMKEN, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURUEON (Deutacber Ant.) Spring Grove, Illinois. Geo. Meyers General Teaming of all kinds. Excavating and (trading. ricHENRY ----- ILLINOIS. Telephone, Main 17H. LAHBERT Q. SENG BUFFET Headquarters for McHenry and McHenry county visitors. Prank Keppler, John Scharres, 92 1" ifth Ave.. Chicago. Attendants Telephone No. 393. SIMON STOFFEL Insurance Agent for all classes of property in the best Companies. West McHenry, Illinois McHENRY COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY. v OFFICE with American National Bank Woodstock, 111. Abstracts of title and con­ veyancing. Money to loan on real estate in sums of $500 to 110.000. time apd payment to suit, norrower. SO YEARS* EXPERIENCE PATENTS I RADC SOTAHVIV DESIGNS COPYRIGHTS &e. quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an Invention is probably patentable. Communica­ tions strictly confidential. HANDBOOK on Patents sent free. Oldest auency for securinttpatenta. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive tpecial notice, without charge. In the CROUP Croup and Inflammation of the iuynx are iHrtMOr leltevM and permanently cured by the oae OaS Minute Cough Cure. This naver fallln§ praa 1 confidential. HANDBOOK on Patent Idest auency for securingpsitenta. iken through Munn & Co. receiT 1, without charge, in the Scientific AMERICAN. A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Lnrprest cir­ culation of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 a year ; four months, $1. Sold by all newsdealera. MUNN & Co New fork Branch Office, 626 F St, WaahinirtSn, D. C. Chicago & North-Western. Effective Nov. 13, 1903 WKEK DAY TRAINS. U&O. NORTHBOUND McHenry 9.00 am Via Elgin 10.08 a m 3.25 p m Via l)es Plaines 4.ft2 p m 5.01pm Via I)es Plaines 0.40 pm SUNDAY TRAINS. 9.10 a"m Via I)es Plaines 11.14 am 2.02 pm Via Elgin 5.00 pm WEEK DAY TRAINS. Leave snnTBuftimii Arrive McHenry. SOUTHBOUND. Chicago. 7.H2 a m Via Elgin 10.10 a m 8.29 a m Via Des Plalnos 9..U a m 5.25 p m Via l)es Plaines 7.00 p m SUNDAY TRAINS. 7.32 am Via ElKijp 10.20 am 5.00 pm Via Des Plaines --7.00 pm H an eminent physician wss gives the name cf ONE MINUTE COUGr' hociuas tnstani stg ilways followed its im. It takes effect st the sestei the trouble and acts cm the Inflamed membranes •tsad of passing wholly Into the stomsch sad drvfgk( ir stupefying the system. Gives relief taMtastfc. CURED It destroys ths disease terra, clears the phlegm and (raws out the inflammation, thus rsroovtof the esnss md curiae permanently. One Minnie Cenck Cere li perfectly narmless. rood for dtlldraa sad tWrlb Ms •nits. Prepared «uy by B. C. DeWltl It Ce . Chlesaa fca Ideal rsmedy for children. Do sot Iwgsl IM SS--t ONE MINUTE For sale hy^alltUriiKKists. K I L L THE C O U C H AND C U R E THE L U N G S with Dr. King's New Discovery FOR C 0NSUMPTI0N Pries OUGHSand 50c k $1.00 OLDS Free Trial. Surest and Quickest Cure for all THROAT and LUNG TROUB­ LES, or MONEY BACK. PHILIP JAEGER 1 GENERAL COHMISSION MERCHANT | SPECIAL, ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE SALE OF & Dressed Beef, Hutton, Hogs, Veal, Poultry, »; Hides, Etc., Butter and Eggs | Tags and price lists furnished on & COLD STORAGE FREE |[ CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. | This is the oldest house on the street application. Stell i & 3, Fulton St. Wholesale Merket. ininf m>mmi>iimBiiifH»im«i-------- Jos. H. Huemann Johnsburgh. Illinois. sells Corn Shellers and Tread Powers, Duplex Grinding Mills, Rock Island Plows, Wagons, Carriages, Buggies, Wind Mills, Well Supplies, Harness Oil, Paint Oil and Machine Oil a Specialty. frnkliB Lgttnlai M Worts! I am agenfcfor the above. We put the l$$ds on your Build- itigs and should they be struck by llghtniuR we pay damages If no more than 9S00. Call and get full particulars. Oeoeril BUcksmitHlfif Prices always Reasonable Varicocele \ Gurod /n IS Asm Hydrocele Gurod /ft 3 Dmym No Cutting or Pmtn. GuMrantomd CUPS or Mon my RmfundmtJ. C t'nder my treatment thU Insidious di> vAnlf&UirtzMJl rapidly disappears. utat Pain ceases almost ID- statrimnt blood is driven the dilated reins and all i dwelling subside-*. Every indication of Varicocele* (tnihhetf and iu itn comes the pioasuro of perfect health. I cure to *tay cured, Contagions r. looci Pot»on. Kidney fttarider Troubles, Nerv«u« i>rbi »t.v, and allied troubles. ure are otijiual with me and canuoi t** xjH t imi nrs. Ail ca«o* 1 take I cure at ̂ nu want. I give a ranter to cure you or rtlimd M . a__ . ... . , „»»•»» . •««•*- nunc fur o; h« rs 1 can do f*jc y«»u. V1 n iTi)Jf0My rliar»f« for a prrnuuiotit cur© will reusouubl® a.ul Cures Varicocele. T.% ..i.li^ed 18M>. no ,nore tlnui yon will |,0 \% ilikii£r (CocYutuMTEu.) furred. J ( AN ( I KK VOU at II Write mc your condition fully and yon w«i receive in plain envelo|i« a scientidc and hone»t opinion of your ca**e, FKKK of Charge. My home traatmsnt Is uucossafaL My books toii lectures mailed KHKK upon appliculion. H. J. TILL0TS0N, M. 0., 500 Tillotson Buildlag, S4 Dwboni Stract, CHICAQ0. J.TILLOTSON, M.I). Gertainty of Cure ' your monv). ir Wlmt 1 have done fo fVrred. J < Correspondence Confidential to pay for l>euuiiti con- iloine.