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G LINOIS ft sayes you worrying, thus preserving your temper on washday. VARIETY Store!! ! Has received lots of new ware, Fancy and Plain China, Glassware, FkieSt Emuiiel in town, Tinware. Nations, Stati^iiery; nice Ufl&dy^always on hand. immonHiiinniMmiiiiimnMiiiiiiimiuM Jos. H. Huemann Johnsburgh, Illinois. sells Corn Shellers and Tread Powers, Duplex Grinding Mills, Bock Island Plows, Wagons, Carriages, Buggies, Wind Mills, Well Supplies, .Harness Oil, Paint Oil and General BUcksmitHin^ Prices always Reasonable . iMHIIMIIMIIMIIIH--mHillilMUMIIMMIMSili Machine Oil a Specialty. franklin Lightning Rod Works! I am agent for the above. We put the liods on youi* Hnild- infis and should they he struck by lightning we pay damages if no more than $500. Call and get full particulars. Harper Rye 'On Every Tongue." $ Kentucky's most famous and best; the world's most famous and * % ** jjj best; the whisky that has girdled tfye world. JJJ * s m t _ SOLD BY LEADING DEALERS.• . % %»I9 419919 999999999999999999999999999999999$* P H I L I P J A E G E R GENERAL. COHMISSION MERCHANT SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO, THE SALE OF Dressed jieef, Tlutton, Hogs, Veal, Poultry, Hides, Etc., Butter and Eggs 2 This is the oldest house on the street. Tags and price lists furnished On application. COLD STORAGE FREE CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. M ' 8 * -- - - - 6 groceries! fruits! The finest and best line of groceries and fruits may be found here. We are continually filling onlers with the best of goods and give entire satisfaction always. Just a few reminders: is Uncolored Japan Tea, regular 50c grade, per pound .42c £s: *ji Japan Tea, 40c grade. .. 35c |jjj Dunham's Cocoanu(t, 'Jib package.. i.. .?c [•" Grape Nuts, 2 packages. . Brag Soap, 6 bars. | ricHenry, III. Jobn Sfoffel.! 9 J: M: 25c $ , 25c § Cut in Rates California and Back The Satita Fe will run first- class excursions, Chicago to California, on certain days, April to Augusf. Fare out and. back about half the usual price. You may * go on luxurious California Lim­ ited and visit Grand BSnyon. ,SantaFe * w t Mi theWay Ask Santa Fe ageut at 109 Adams St., Chicago, for ail the facts. NEWS 4^ CHRONICLED BY { OUR ABLE CORPS OF CORRESPONDENTS Best for Business 6!c • day Best for Residence IL It's the perfect service that reaches everywhere--that's why it's the greatest service -- the best for you. CHICA60 TELEPHONE COMPANY r>v VOLO. S. S toff el was in town recently,' Dr. Dassow of Wauconda was in toyn Sunday. p , 7 James Doyle entertained friends over Sunday. Mrs. C. Sable was a "McHenry caller Monday. Wm. Marble of Grayslak^ was in town this wee^, Mrs. Flora Ernst of Rollins spent Friday at Volo. Thos. Fisher was in Gray slake Satur­ day on business. * Wm. Dove, wife and daughter spent Snnday in town. , , Dr. E. F. Shaffer of Grayslake was a recent Volo caller. John Gift was a business , caller in McHenry Saturday. . Glenn Richardson of Rollins was a Volo Caller Sunday. Ben Rosing of Ronhd Lake was a Volo caller recently. : A. J. Raymond took in the sights at Wauconda Saturday. Geo. Benwell of Fort Hill was seen on our streets Monday. f / Dighton Granger of Chicago is Wait­ ing with relatives here. ',• Mrs. Wm. Me Kenny spent Friday with her father in Elgin. . « Mrs. Ben Cushman and daughter spent Tuesday at J. Kir wan's. Mrs. Grace Kirwan is spending a week with her sister at Rollins. Frank Sexton and family have moved back to their old home in Elgin. Dr. C. R. Wells of Wauconda was a pleasant caller in town recently. Miss G. Shaeffer and brother spent Monday with Mr apd Mrs. Sable. Aggie and Lucy Dunnill and consin, Bessie, spent Friday at McEenry. Mr. and Mrs. Evert Stowe of Wau­ conda spent Sunday at C. Potter's. Wm. Frost has purchased a new rub­ ber tire buggy. Now girls look otft! Alfred Nichollsof Chicago visited at the home of H. Nicholls this week. -- Lon Foxand daughter, Sarah7, spent Sunday Wfh S. Russell and family. Kate Frost-spent Friday with her sis­ ter, Mrs. John Dove, in Wauconda. Mrs. James Kirwan visited her sister, Mrs. Ben Cossman, at Rollins last week. Mr. and Mrs. E. Richardson of Round Lake spent Friday with relatives here. Geo. Rosing is entertaining Dr. and Mrs. Tnexdo of Chicago this week. 'Quite a number from Volo attended Memorial services at Wanconda, May 80. Mrs. Sarah Howard of Rollins spent Friday with her daughter, Mrs. McKen- ny. Miss Maud Ettingerand friend attend- de th%opera at McHenry Sunday even­ ing. , Mr. and Mrs. Em. Tower of Chicago are spending a few days with Raught Bros. Miss Clara McConety of Elgin spent last week with Mrs. j. Kirwan at this place. Henry Stadfield and lady friend at­ tended the opera at McHenry Sunday evening. Nick Frost of Kenosha spent Sunday and Monday with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Frost. Pete Meye'i- and Miss Kate Rosing spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Rosing at Round Lake. Miss Sarah Nicholls has . returned home from Chicago where she has been spending several weeks. Messrs Dellmer Townsend of Round Lake and Lee A. Huson of Fremont were Volo callers Sunday. Mr. and Mrs.- Wm. Clough and daugh­ ter, Bessie, of Wauconda called at A. J. Raymond's Sunday afternoon. Herbert Davis, wife and children of Fort Hill and Mr. Buckingham of En­ gland spent Sunday with relatives here. Elder Earngey of Rockford delivered a very interesting Memorial address on Sunday, May 28, to a crowded house. On next Sunday everyone is invited to be present and help Rev. Cross to reor­ ganize the M. ~£. Sunday school. Every­ one is invited to lend a helping hand. On Monday, May 22, 1905, occurred the marriage of Theodore Worts and Miss Catherine Cushman at Waukegan. In the evening they returned to the home of his son, who resides at Buf­ falo, wjiere a grand charivari was held, after which all partook of the bountiful repast. They departed at an early hour the next morning wishing Theo. long life, health and prosperity. The most pleasant and positive cure for indigestion, heartburn and all stom­ ach troubles is Ring's Dyspepsia Tab­ lets. T?hey aid digestion, tone and strengthen the stomach. Sold by N. H. Petesch, McHenry, G. W. Besley, West McHenry. Half Kates to Annual Meeting German »- Haptint llretlieren, Bristol, Teiin., Via the North-Western liVie. Excursion tickets will be sold at one fare for round trip May 31 to June 2, inclusive, with favorable return limits. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y. June 2 Pinesalve contains the antiseptic prop­ erties of the native pine and is a sure cure for sunburn, tan, tetter, eczema and all other skin diseases. Heals a sore, cut or burn without a scar. Sold by N. H. Petesch, McHenry, G, W. Besley, West McHenry. The Plaindeaier will be sent to any address on trial three months for twenty- fiye cento, and will be discontinued %t the expiration of that time unless other­ wise ordered. Try it. One dose of Pineules taken at bedtime will entirely relieve the most obstinate case of backache before morning. Pine­ ules is a certain cure for all kinds of bladder and kidney troubles. Sold by N. H. Petesch, McHenry, G. W. Besley, West McHenry. • • Turn out and Bee the fast Harvard teaip play at the ball park Sunday. RI NO WOOD. Bert Stevens of Spring drove was seen on our streets recently. - Wm. Stevens and family are enter­ taining friends from Chicago this week. Mrs. D. A. Whiting spent the latter part of last Week with ber sister near Harvard. Chauncey Harrison is the proud own­ er of a fine new carriage. Now, girls, lookout! p, The Decoration day exercises which were held in Woodman hall were well attended. Mrs. Bridget Keefe and family enter­ tained relatives from Chicago the first of the week. * • Mf. and Mrs. John Carr of Spring Grove were visiting relatives here one day last week. Irving Dodge and son of Nebraska is visiting with his brother, Wm. Dodge, north of town. ' Thos. Thompson of Barreville spent Sunday with his sister, Mrs. Libbie Simpson, of this place. Most of the farmers are about thru with their spring work, and with^the recent rains, their crops look fine. William Keefe and sister, Miss Katu\ and Mr. and Mrs. McGee attended Dec­ oration day exercises at Woodstock Tuesday. , The township exercises for the north­ west section of the township, including the village of Ringwood, Ostend, the Harsh and Sherman districts, were held Wednesday evening, May 24, in M. W. A. hall in this Village, at which time a class of nine received certificates which will enable them to enter any high school in McHenry county without ex­ amination. The program was composed of good numbers, and all who took part did exceedingly well. The class, all of whom are from the Ringwood school, was as follows: , Misses Barbara Ebert, Leone Kelley, Grace Harrison, Lora Walkington, Erma Watson, Ida Adams, Lora Dodge, Malissa Bacon; Chauncey Harrison. County Superintendent Conn was present and made a few remarks upon school matters, after which he presented the class with their certifi­ cates. , For young and* old the best pill 80$ is Dr. Dade's Little Liver Pills. Never gripe, never fail„to cleanse the system and tone the liver. Sold by N. H. Pet­ esch, McHenry, G. W. Besley, West McHenry. SPRING OROVK. Mrs. Frank Schumacher is some bet­ ter at present. Miss Luella Churchill is visiting friends in Zenda, WiB. "\^in. Seaver and family will move in­ to Otto Hesse's house soon. John Carles has purchased the Mat Schaeffer house near the depot. Several from here attended Memorial exercises at Wilmot and Richmond. Mr. and Mrsi^John Westlake of Chi­ cago spent the here. \ Vinton Jackson has recovered some what from his injuries and is now vis iting his daughter, Mrs. Faden at Salem The Ladies' Aid society of the M. E. church will hj^ve a box social and stere opticon view at the M. E. church Sat urday evening, June 10. All are cordi ally invited. Dr. Bremken moved to AAtiocb Tnes day. -Antioch gains and Spring Grove loses a good doctor and skillful snrgeon. We understand that a physician from the city will locate here. The eighth grade graduation exercises of the Spring Grove school were held last Friday evening in the M. E. church. Four pupils, Grace Hopper, Helen Moss, Belle Neish and Ben Watts, comprised the graduating class. An essay by Grace Hopper showed much careful thought aud study, a class prophecy by Ben Watts created much amusement, and the recitations and flag drill given by pupils of Mrs. Marian Overton's room were received .jvilh the greatest . >> n i l . ^ i k in r r f i t i i k l t r Some HARNESS is hard on a Horse and pocket. Doesn't fit animals of normal shape and it is of such poor quality that it wears out before giving an adequate return for its cost. Otir Harness is of the other sort. * Last§ longer than the horse will. Made of the best leather and trimmings and made to fit. Strain is equally divided and every part equal to the strain. Costs no more than "cheap ! Gus. Carlson. - Harness. BARREVILLE. Fred Wilmington was a Snnday cull­ er here. ' Elmer Wilmington via a Nunda call­ er Sunday. ./ Henry Simon of Burton)* Bridge spent Sunday here. * " Miss Eliza Howell spent Sunday vvith her mother here. , ' ' Mr. and Mrs. Baseett were recent call' ersat M. D. Henise'e. . ^ Miss Mildred Marble of Greenwood is Visiting with friends here. . > ^ Mrs. Jacobs of Terra Cottff eailed on Mrs. M. D. Henise Sunday. Mrs. Ulrich and children spent Fri­ day last with Mrs. Lembke. Mary and Frances Fleming called on Miss Clara Thompson Sunday. Miss Lizzie Leinbke spent a couple of' days last week with Chicago friends. Maurice VanNatta and little son of Chicago spent Surrday at Wm. VanNat ta's. Thos. Thompson spent Satur4&y after­ noon and Sunday with relatives in Ringwood. Miss Margaret Sutton closed a very successful year of school here on Thurs­ day of last week. Mr. rand Mrs. Amos Keeler of Janesj, ville, Wis., were Sunday visitors at Wm. VanNatta's. ,T, L. Flanders, wife and children spent Sunday with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Colby. Mrs. J. Marshall and children ot Nun- da, accompanied by Will and Lucy Stewart of Chicago called at Thos. Thompson's Saturday11 evening. Misses Margaret Sutton. Kathryn Walsh and Clara Thompson called on .Mrs. Ellen Frisby and Mrs. Julia Phalin Wednesday eyening of last week. Tired ontt worn out woman cannot sleep, eat or work; seems as if she wcjuld fly to pieces. Hollister's Rocky Mount­ ain Tea makes strong nerves and rich blood. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. G. W. Besley. favor, the little ones' all <Joing finely. Dr. Bfemken addressed the pupils, urg­ ing the necessity of continuing the edu­ cation thus started. A Carloon Advertisement. An old London paper contains the fol­ lowing curious advertisement: '"Want­ ed. a man between twenty and thirty years of ajre to be a footman and un- derbutler in a great family. He must be of the Church of England and have had the siiuillpox in the natural way. Also a woman, middle aged, to wait upon a young lady of great fashion and fortune. The woman incut be of the Church of England, have had the smallpox in the natural way, very sober, steady and well behaved and luiilerstand dress, getting up lace and fine linen and doing ijkl things neces­ sary for a young lady that goes into all public places and keeps the best company. Inquire of the printer Of this paper.--Oct., 1, 1T74." Thf Madneaa of War. go wars aVe begun by the persuasion of a feW debauched, harebrain, poor, dissolute, hungry captalhs, parasitical fawners, unquiet Hotspurs, restless in­ novators. green heads, to satisfy one man's private spleen, lust, ambition, avarice, etc. Flos hominum, proper men, well proportioned, carefully brought up, able both In body and mind, sound, led like so many beasts to the slaughter In the flower of their years, pride and full strength, without all remorse and pity, sacrifii-ed to Plu­ to. killed up as s;» many sheep for dev­ il's food. 40,000 at once. -- Burton's "Anatomy of Melancholy." JOHN8BUBGH. The school closed here May 31. Miss Rose Huemann visited here Sun day. Gottlieb Boley of McHenry visited t days of this week Tuesday. Miss May Miller visited some of her friends Tuesday. John Miller, Jr., is on the sick list but is recovering. Joe. Miller of McHenry visited at Ben Stilling's Monday. Mrs. John S. Freund visited at McHen ry one day last week. Miss Barbara Weber of McHenry was a caller here Wednesday. Mrs. Win. OefHing and daughter vie ited at McHenry Monday, Mr. and Mrs. Caston Adams were McHenry visitors Tuesday. .There were some campers at Colum­ bia Park a few days last week. Mr. aud Mrs. August Hoff of Spring Grove were visitors here Tuesday. Mr. and M[rs. Mat Freund of McHen­ ry visited at Ben Stilling's Monday. * Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Oefflinff visited Sunday evening at Joe. Huemann's. Miss Eva Stiliing4)JLJ9hicago was en­ tertained by her parents Saturday and Suhday. ^ Mr. and Mrs. John Rauen of Spring Grove visited at Mr. John Schmitt's Sunday. Henry Heimer and little daught^-of^ McHenry visited at Mrs. John Mertes', who was sick from Friday till Saturday, The original is always the best--imi­ tations are cheap. Bee's Laxative Hoii ey and Tar is the original Laxativ* Cough Syrup. It is different from ail others -it is better than all others be cause it cures all coughs and colds and leaves the system stronger than before. The letter B in red is on every package. Sold by N. H. Pestesch, -McHenry, G. W. Besley, West McHeny. 1T4T, The change in postal arrangements in New York since "the good old times" may l»e seen by the following adver­ tisement, copied by the Troy Times from Bradford's New York Gazette of Dec. <>, 1747: "Cornelius Van Denburgh as Albany Post designs to set out for the first time this winter on Thursday next. All letters to go by him are desired to be sent to the postoffice or to his houise near the Spring Garden." During Hudson river navigaUon the Albany mail was transmitted by sloops, but in the winter a messenger, as above mentioned^ was required, and It is prob able that he traveled on foot. The win­ ter average of the eastern and southern mails is given iu the same paper and same date as follows: "On Tuesday the Tenth Instant at 5) o'clock in the Forenoon the Boston and Philadelphia Posts set out from New York to perform their stages once a Fort'nite during the Winter months and are to set out at 9 o'clock Tuesday morning. Gentlemen and merchants are desired to bring iheir letters in time. N. B.--This Gazette will also come forth on Puesday Mornings duringthat time." •" . r^~--j ^ The Leek. "Say. waiter, this plate^ must b« cracked; the table is wet" * I "{ty air; twite's a leek In the soup." PROB A TE NEWS K$AL ESTATE TRANSFERS. KrariU |t Wiitties & w to John H Kintz • . & hit 2 Swii sec Band uM lot w uwl< soi-.7 & nt-HueH see 12. Nund.iflTSOOOO ••Marshall I* Stephens to Avis E Steph­ ens, Duck Island, see !\ Mclletiry '100 Geo T t'cist & w to .lohii A Torstensou? --et-al. lots 11 & Ki. Peter H i'lapper- • . V »iek s suIhUv part see:h, MeHeury . .. 1MD'00 ••Jacob Story to Julia A' Story, eH lots 10 & 11 & w 20 ft It 12 blk 1U McHenry 1000 06 . MAKU1AUK LICENSES. Henry Westfall, 23....;....... Huntley Ida Steinweidell, 19.....; ... .Huntley George Brown, 51 New York, N. Y. -Mrs. Adalaide Mumford, 48 Chicago Christian Stanger, 25 Woodstock Louisa Reiber, 23 '.. Woodstock August W. Wallmuth, 25 Elgin Ida Fritz, 20....... Union Charles L. Teckler, 4®.. Nunda Carrie Dike, 44.. Crystal Lake RIDOEFXKLU. Mrs. R. L. Pulield was in Woodstock Tuesday. - • C. W. Keeler and son were in Chicago Wednesday. E. Merchant and wife were in Har­ vard Tuesday. 0 - -- H. Wollmer was in Chicago on b^^ ness last week. Miss Anna Morse of Oak Park visited her brother here. Mr. and Mrs. R. L. Dnfield were at Crystal Lake Friday, Mr. and Mrs. E. Ford of Nunda visit­ ed at H. Reed's Sunday. Mrs. Kline and Mrs. Risley were in Nunda one day last week. Mr. aud Mrs. Shales and daughter were in Woodstock Saturday. Mrs. Wollmer is entertaining her father from Millwaukee, Wis. Miss Hobart visited her parents at Richmond Saturday and Sunday. W. J. Garrison and A. Skinner took in Sells Bros,' circus at Janesville Tues­ day. I Miss Mabtl Skinner visited relatives at Burton's Bridge Saturday and Sun­ day. Mrs. Wieland and children visited relatives at Chicago Saturday and Sun­ day. I. E. Mason arrived this Wednesday morning with two cars of stock from Independence, Wis. Mrs. Goddard and children attended the funeral of Grandma Goddard at Greenwood Monday. Mr. and Mrs. I. Jayne and daughter, Irene, of Woodstock spent Sunday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Munroe. The most wonderful enre for piles is ManZau, put up in collapsible tubes with nozzle attached. It reaches the spot, stops pain instantly, and cures all kinds of blind, bleeding, itching or pro­ truding piles. Sold by N. H. Petesch, McHenry, G. W, Besley, West. Mo- Henry. • , Very Low Rates to Denver, Colo., ~ Via the North-Western Line for tickets to be sold June 30 to July 4 inclusive, with favorable return limits, on account of International Epworth League Con­ vention. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Westt^n R'y. July 4. If yon want a pretty face and delightful air, Rosy cheeks and lovely hair, Wedding trip across the sea, Put your faith in Rocky Mountain Tea. ^McHenry Greens vs. Harvard at ball park Sunday. • " • Gory Dew. , In appearance gory dew Is a dark red, slimy film, which is frequently seen on damp walls and in Shady places., It.is in reality one of the low­ est forms of vegetable life and Is close­ ly allied to the plant to which the fa­ mous phenomenon of red snow is chief­ ly due. Its botanical name is Palmella cruenta. At times patches of it may become quite large, and it will develop Into a tough, gelatinous mass. \ CURES STOMACH "THE body gets its life from * food properly digested. Healthy digestion means pure blood for the body, but stomach troubles arise from carelessness in eating and stomach disorders upset the entire system. Improp­ erly masticated food sours on toe stomach, causing distressing pains, belching and ninwi When over-eating is persisted in the stomach becomes weakened and worn out and dyspepsia claims the victim. Thedford's Black-Draught cures dyspepsia. It frees um stomach and bowels of congested matter and gives the stomach new life. The stomach is quickly invigorated and the natural stimulation results in a good appetite, with the power to thor­ oughly digest fopd. You can build up your stomach with this mild and natural remedy. Try Thedford's Blaek- Draugnt today. You can buy a package from your dealer for 25c. If he does not keep it, send the money to The Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tcnn., and a package will mailed you. THEDFORD'S BLACK-DMUGHTJ Brothers Company Celebrated GOLD M I N E /> $1.48 Per Bag! Gu&ranteed BEST FLOUR IN TOWN! COMPANY. WAITING! Yes, we are waiting on a good many customers daily. Buy of us once and yon will always make our shop your trading place. Why? Because jre are here, to serve you with nothing but the best. Isn't that sufficient? Al­ ways keep on hand a fine and fresh line of home bakery goods. Give us your order by 'phone. Call 483 and the goods will be promptly delivered'. John Adams (SL Sons. West McHenry. HI. 08TRANDEK BUILDING, Telephone 469. PHOTO STUDIO. Portraits. All shapes au'l Sev­ eral proofs to select from. Each dor- en finished in different styles. Price, |?.00 and upward. Outdoor Work. We have extensive apparatus for all kinds of outdoor work, such as group pictures, views of building, cattle, machinery, etc. Enlargements. Topied from anj small picture. Likeness toiurant iu every instance. Finished iu bl a/ui white or colors. Frames. A variety of styles ID stock to select from. Odd for any size picture, cert i t Waukegan St., near the ; , west Mchenry, TeleeHone. 493 If |oa want drags, go to