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mmm 8 jj >. ". Why is it that Ayer's Hair Vigor does so many remark­ able things? Because it is a hair food. It feeds the hair, puts new life into it. The hair • w y nair vigor caanot keep from growing. And gradually all the dark, rich color of early life comes back to gray hair. " When I first nsed Ayer's Hair Vigor my liair WHS atrnut all grav. Hut wow It is a nice rich blark. and aa thick as I could wiali." MRS SI-BAK KLorrraraTiB*. Tmcnmbm. Ala. THE late Sec. H»Y likened Theodore Roosevelt to Abraham Lincoln, but the latest President is making great pro­ gress in emulating the first. He was "first" in the war with Spain, is first in the peace with Russia and Japan, and he has a warm spot in the hearts of his countrymen. fi .00 a bottle. Alt rtrnggtsta. for Gray Hair Be Mdlenry r;:;J % P«BLTSHE:i) RVEKY THURSDAY BY McBCTRY PLAWDCAlfR CtiNPARY. KJRAKOKB. W. A. CRISTY, J, R PRRRY, Viws. Sec. Treas. ^ ... "E. 0. SCBBBISKB, Editor. •* • to Bank Building. Telephone, No. 272. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: , $1.50 Three mouths. 40ets. One year Six months, 75 Cte. Thursday, August 31, 1905. AUDITOR'S MKKTING. Notice is hereby given that the board of auditors of the town of McHenry, oonnty of McHenry, and state of Illi­ nois, will meet on Tuesday, September 5, 1905, in the town clerk's office West McHenry. 111., at two o'clock p. m., to audit any and all bills against said town and to transact snch business that may come before the meeting. Bills against the town of McHenry may be left with the supervisor or with the undersigned. -.->•• Dated at McHenry this 22nd day of 1905. JOHN STOFFEL Town Clerk. IF Mr. Shonts does not go faster, Peary will find the North Pole before tile digging begins at Panama. ? • IT must be admitted tbat Norway would make a fine addition to the world's collection of republics. IF Manchuria's rainy season is any­ thing like Chicago's, the failure of Oyauia to advance is easily understood. "POSSIBLY Mayor Dunne of Chicago does not care to give out the Dalrymple report, until he can think of the answer. BOTH Russian and Jap envoys smoke cigarette, when as a matter of fact, they should be hitting the "pipe of peace." JAPAN'S terms seem to include too much cash: but remember the rtin Oyama gave the Russians for their money. OUTSIDF. of Portsmouth and Phila­ delphia, there seems to be little going on worth tits chronicling during these "dog days". KVEBY day brings its budget of Portsmouth guesses. Lacking news the public must have surmise, and it is furnished to order. So long as Togo sails the seas the illuminations of Russia's naval power Is not so clearly up to the envoys they seem to think. WHEN Sec. Shaw rogues from the cabinet, he and his presidential boom doubtless will do the brother act on the chautauqoa circuit. THESE is an irrepressible conflict coming between those who regard office as a public trust and those who regard it as a private snap. Ltcht and Soand. Light travels so vastly much faster than sound that there is no compari­ son bet ween their velocities. The ve­ locity ot light is about 190,000 miles a second. At this speed light will travel about eight times around the earth in a second, and light starting from the sun will traverse the 03,000,000 miles of space intervening between the sun and the earth in eight minutes. So it is seen light dashes from one part of the earth to another, even the most re­ mote, Instantaneously, or practically so. Sound travels worse than a snail's pace as compared with light, going only about 1,100 feet in a second, or about .a mile in five seconds, or twelve miles in a minute. These facts are no­ ticed, though not always understood, by any one who sees a gun fired only a few hundred yards away. The flash and the puff of smoke are seen instan­ taneously; the report of the gun al­ ways comes perceptibly later, the time intervening being greater or less, ac­ cording to the distance. PMOBA TE NE WS :g; How to Ooa« m D«R» A dose of castor oil is as disagreeable to the ailing dog as to the ailing hu­ man being. HP kicks sgiiinsf8 it, mi does right, when he is grablied by the back of the neck, and with his Jaws yanked apart with a towel awaits the nasty dose. This is poured down his neck--on the outside. It is usually fol-, lowed by a few more doses, all of which go the same way, which fs the wrong way. TJie jaws are in a vise, j Francis J. Lying, 24^ Dele van, Wis. the dog is In torture, and he is ready j -Maude Quinu, 38.... Delevan, Wis. to condemn his very best friend for j' Maf Curleson, 88 Genoa Jet., Wis. thus treating him shabb'ly. If they j Minnie Thompson, 24,.Genoa Jet., Wis. KKA L ESTATE TRANSKKKS. ('atharina S'hutitt H ul to Matlilas N. Freuud, •iub-ttSit 14 Co. clerk's plat sec 13 McHenry .... .. ..... ftjgOO ^ MAKRIAGE lilCSlNSES. - Charles L. Eddy, 20... ,.... Woodstock Minnie Brink, 80.. .. Woodstock " KUarly Spider. One must be an early riser If he would photograph a spider's web, for the delicate fabric must be taken when the dew Is yet on It, so that the out­ lines will be In sharp relief. The best success Is obtained when the webs are on pine trees, and spiders seem to favor these trees because of the shel­ ter they afford. Look on the least ex­ posed side of the tree for your web, for Instinct teaches, the Jittle creatures to make their homes where the strong winds do not strike. In taking the picture the lens should be brought very near the web, in order to make the threads as large as possible. I have photographed a spider's web with a 4 by 5 camera and with a 6% by 8% Instrument, having equally good suc­ cess In each case. It is well to have a rubber focusing cloth and to keep it over the camera all the time, for the person who hunts spiders' webs early In the morning must be prepared for dampness.--Suburban Life. Tke Term "Greeakora." TOe term "greenhorn" originated In thin way: The pioneers of the west were much given to hunting deer. It was a fact known to early settlers that when the horn of a fawn began to grow there was a ring of green hair around the spot It was considered a disgraceful thing for a hunter to kill a fawn, a cruel act, and the killing time was regulated by the growth of the horn. There was a sort of unwritten law that no one should kill a male fawn before its horn could be seen. A person who was so unthoughtful as to kill a deer under the proper age was called a "greenhorn." He was so named because the young horn of the deer and the hair around it were still green. The use of the appellation gradually spread until It was applied to all raw or inexperienced youths or persons easily imposed upon. ;Pepya aad the Cook Maid. lUere was a servant problem in the seventeenth century, but it was solved In a rough and ready fashion. Pepys records on April 12, 1667, that he came home, "saw my door and hatch open, left so by Luce, our cook maid, which so vexed me that I did give her a kick in our entry and offered a blow at her." Two days afterward (Lord's day) Pepys writes this: "Took out my wife and the two Mercers and two of our maids. Barker and Jane, and over the water to the Jamaica house, where I never was before, and there the girls did run for wagers over the bowling green, and there with much pleasure spent little, and so home." Luce was not there, but the other maids were treated as members of the family. IF the Russian and Japanese pleni­ potentiaries at Portsmouth manage to patch up a treaty of peace it ougbt to be the treaty of Oyster Bay. To make the payment of the indem­ nity money stijl less disagreeable, it might be formally designated in the tgeaty as a Christmas present. AND now John D. Rockefeller, the richest man in' this conntry, is taking the barefoot treatment--going bare ifgpted to get his "dew", poor devil. Small Colas. The natives of the Malay peninsula have in use the very smallest current coin in the world. It Is a sort of wafer made from the resinous juice of a tree and is worth about one ten- thousandth of a penny. The smallest metal coin in circulation at the present day is the Portuguese three reis piece, worth twelve one-hundredtbs of a pen­ ny. The smallest coin circulating of­ ficially in any part of the British em­ pire is the five mllleslma piece of Gibraltar, worth about half a farthing. . IF there is any lack of timber at home, Minnesota and the Dakotas could •pare Norway any amount of "great" men for president, and hardly '"'"p •mm. BOTH the divorce-suing Taggarts seem to be quite solicitous for their etiildren. Perhaps they do not wish to have them grow up to be like their parents. ^ THE Taggert scandel in Ohio suggests {hat the heads of the army need to do a little investigating of the personal hab­ its of some of the officers. A shocking condition of affairs is disclosed by the divorce suit of the Taggerts. CONTINUE are cralnlnar flesh .nent witti by re*u,ar *••*- Scott's Emulsion "Phould continue the treatmant hot weather; smaller dose ana a little cool milk with It will ®way w.th a»»y objection vhlcn Is attached to fatty pro- season th<* hsat«« Send for free sample. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, Saved Hla Owi Ram*. After a recent bank holiday in Lon­ don one of the police courts the next morning bad among its "drunk and disorderly" prisoners a man who said he was William Shakespeare. "Is that your real name," asked the Judge, "or Just your nom de guerre?" "Well, your honor," replied the prisoner, "it Is true that I was not christened William Shakespeare, but, you see, I hated to bring dishonor and disgrace upon a re­ spected name." oniy were sensible enough to know how any dog, from the meanest cur to the bluest blooded canine on earth, was in the habit of taking his oil, it would be different, but they are all at sea on the subject, and poor doggie is about dead when a friend utters: "Hump! All chumps 011 dogs, I see. Pour the stuff over the-poor fellow's paws. Lo, and behold! The wise few who thought they knew all about dogs and dog things learned something to their credit when they saw how carefully Towser licked his paws, cleaned them, and thus took his oil without fuss and lnr the proper way.--Outing. ; • That Pafuter. The artist who had found Marsh by full of "paintable" places and friendly people was much attracted by one of the young women of the village, whom he met at a social gathering. < He asked and was accorded permission to escort her Home from a little party one evening, and, as the evening was mild and the moon was shining, they lin­ gered at her gate for a few minutes' conversation. Suddenly the stillness was broken by a hoarse shout which came from an open window of the little house: "Cast off that painter! Cast off that painter!" The artist started as if he had been shot, but the young woman gave him a reassuring smile and a becoming blush. : "It's--It's just father dreaming," she said softly. "He's a retired sea cap­ tain and often talks in his sleep." im»J iii- otteeiw, ........; . ,% . .Liadd Lillian D. Kelleiubach, 18., . .. La Salle J. P. Wech8elburg, §8'.' .. Hawaii kee Marie Kropf, 88 ... .. Milwaukee CharlesW. Gibbs. . ......... .McHenry Katherilfe A. Walsh*... .... .McHenry Fred Francisco, 20 Hebron Anna Smith, 19.... ...,.,..Hebron Oullick Anonson. 55 ..., .McHoreb, Wis. Mrs. Jennie Nelsoii,"89„ McHoreb, Wis. DMIMiSTAliATolt'H NOTICE. Estate of John J. Miller, Deceased. Tlit? undersigned having been appointed Administratrix of the Estate of John J. Mil­ ler deceased. late of the County of McHenry iind State of Illinois, hereby gives notice tl 1;it. she will appear before the County Court of McHenry County.' at the Court House in Woodstock, at the October term, on the first Monday in October next, at which time all persons .having claims against said Estate are notified and requested to attend for tile purpose of having the same adjusted. AH persons indebted to said Estate are requested to make immediate payment to the under- sitrned. * Dated t his 31st day of July. A, I>. 1D05. 1? GKIITUITDE L. MIIJ.KR. Administratrix, Want Column. "PfUJR HAijF. ^ome choice Wisconsin sprlng- -- ers. These are youiiK. Ken tie ami weigh­ ty cows, some weighing up around? 1200 lb*., mostly Murhttms and will be soldy^reitsoilable. liitiuirenf l'. ,1. CI.KAKY, Mcileruy. "CVJIi SALE™ On easy terms, the most pro* duotive 300-aere farm in northern III.-, on Fox ri\fer, 2 mill's from town. Has produced over £.':000 annually for years, good buildings, fences, all in A1 repair. All in one body. Investigate. SIMON STORRBT,. «-2t Dear Gus:- I have solved the mother in-law'problem, just, give her regularly Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea. It will make her healthy, happy and docile as a lamb. 35 cents, Tda or Tablets. G. W. Besley. ; r A Poor Man of Mutton. A "poor man of mutton" is a term applied to a shoulder of mutton in Bcotlaud after It has been served as a roast at dinner and appears as a broil­ ed bone at supper or at the dinner next day. One of the former earls of B., popularly known as "Old ltag," was Indisposed at a hotel In London. When one morning the landlord came to enumerate the good things in his larder, and to prevail on his guest to eat something, his lordship replied, "Landlord, I think I could eat a morsel of- a poor man." This, together with the extremely unprepossessing appear­ ance of his lordship's countenance. Is said to have so terrified poor Boniface that he fled Incontinently from the room and tumbled headlong down­ stairs. How about your Neat? Names of Gnna on Men-of-war. 'In the olden days," remarked a vet­ eran sea captain the other day, "the custom obtained of giving names to the guns on men-of-war. 'In the case of the United States frigate Chesapeake the principal guns bore distinctive names, as follows: Brother Jonathan, True Blue, Yankee Protection, Putnam, Raging Eagle, Yiper, General Warren, Mad Anthony, America, Washington, Liberty Forev­ er, Dreadnaught, Defiance, Liberty or Death, United Tars, Jumping Billy, Rattler, Bulldog, Spitfire, N&ncy Daw­ son, Revenge, Bunker's Hill, Pocahon­ tas, Towser, Willful Murder. These names were engraved on small squares of copper plate."--Washington Star. ftave you been served with Sood meats? If so, all right, iut if to the contrary, don't forget that we never fail to please our trade. We carry donstantly on hand a choice line of Fresh and Salt Meats, Sausages, Etc. We also carry -a full line of Canned Goods and sell them at the lowest ^ prices possible so as to keep in pace with the world. We do not believe in giving away goods, but we do believe in giving our patrons their mon­ ey's worth. We always pay. < the highest market prices for porkers. Give us a call and you willreceiveyonr money's worth. A. C. MATTHEWS, 1 S WEST M'HENRY. TEL. 302* j "EH>K SALE Or trade in part for a small •*- farm, the 130-acre Ward estate on Wood­ stock road, good fair farm building, fine spring, orchard, good land. Must make IXirOtJLO BOAlil) girl going to school, to b« * " companion to girl of fourteen and help with the work. Apply or write to Mas. EMMA : Henry. Harrison, R. 1<\ D., No. '1 OIVBNS, West McHenry. Ill, Care of Chas. pVHt SALE CHEAP--A mare with colt by ^ side. For further information apply to F. O. TEIITZ, the drayman. rU>MIJOSlTOKS WANTED--NON-UNION ^ men to take the place of striker;;; trans­ portation furnished, permanent nosltionsand highest wages. Address: Kand-McNally & Co., Chicago. • ILLINOIS (mm R. R. Annual Stockholders' fleeting at Chicago October 18. Personal Attendance of individual ' Holders Desired. " fREETKKEnoTlff MEETING P.ubile notice4s hereby given thatNthe regu­ lar annua' meeting of t he Stockholders of the Illinois Central Kailroad Company will be held at the Company's office in Chicago, Illi­ nois. on Wednesday, October 18, 1005, at 12 o'clock noon. To' permit personal attendance at said meeting there will be issued To Each Holder of One or riore Shares <>f the capital stock of the Illinois Central Kailroad Company as registered on the books of t he Company at the close of business on Tuesday, September 26, 1905. who la of .lull A TICKET ENABLING HIM OR HER TO TRAVEL FREE over the Company's lines from the station On the Illinois Central Railroad uearest to his or tier registered address to CHICAGO and RETURN such ticket to be good for the journey to Chi- eago only duriin; the FourDays Immediately Proceeding and the day of the meccting, and for the re­ turn journey from Chicago only On the day of the meeting and the Four Days Immediately Following when properly countersigned and stamped during business hours on or before Satur­ day, October 21, 1905--that is to say. be­ tween 11.00 a. m. and 5.00 p. m.--iu the-oltice of the Assistant Secretary, Mr. W. G. Bruen. in Chicago. Such ticket may be obtained by any holder of stock registered as above on application, in writing to the President of the Company in Chicago, but each stockhold­ er must Individually apply for his or her ticket. Each application must, state the full name and addrexH of the Stockholder exact­ ly as given in his or her Certificate of Stock, together with the number and date off such certificate. No more than one person will be carried free in respect to any one holding of stock as registered on the books of the <'om», pany. . A. G. HACKSTAFF. !. 14. Secretary. Polo la Ancient. Polo was played from the backs of horses in Persia during the tenth and eleventh centuries. At that time the Persians In a great contest, Iran versus Turan, found their match in the Turks, greatly to the disgust of King Afra- siab. The Byzantine poet Xizaml sung of polo in the twelfth century. Then polo spread from Persia into central Asia, India and Tibet in the sixteenth century, when the great Emperor Ak- bar patronized it. In Japan the game Is at least 1,000 years old and is still popular under the name of da-kln, or "ball match." He Knew Hta Man. "You seem depressed." "Yes, I've got to ask my girl% father tonight for her hand." "Bosh! Don't be alarmed. The stern father exists only In the comic papers." "Maybe so, but the borrowing father is a painful reality. He'll land me for a fifty to a dead moral certainty."-- Louisville Courier-Journal. CENTRAL Operac Ho\ise ONE NIGHT ONLY SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER. 3 MISS MARIE OSTELLA supported toy Eddie De- laney and su strong company in the Comedy Drama in New York Life 44 TheWinningHand" Suberb Scenic and Electric Effects. Funny Comedy, delicate pathos. Plenty of music singing and dancing. Band and Orchestra. Special Prices: 25, 35, 50c SEATS NOW ON SALE, How 9k« Gaewed. Landlady--That new boarder is either married or a widower. Daugh­ ter--Why, mamma, he says he Is a bachelor. Landlady--Don't you believe it: When he opens his pocketbook to pay bis bill he always turns his back to me. Her Tremolo. "Ah, how I love to hear your daugh­ ter sfng!" said Archie as he waited In the parlor. "She's practicing her exer­ cises now, Isn't she? What a beautiful tremolo." "No," replied the mamma scornfully. "She has had the sore throat for three days. She's taking a gargles'--Indian­ apolis Star. Dlaappolate*. Mewed--Alas, I am a disappointed man. My wife cannot sing. Oldwed-- Can't sing! Why, man, that ought to be a cause for rejoicing. You are to be congratulated. Newed--Yes; but the trouble is she thinks she can. The Dark Aarea. Soph--Why did they call the middle ages the dark ages? Junior--Because the women kept their ages dark? Soph--No; because there were so many knights.--Columbia Jester. Followed. , A servant girl bad been sent on an errand. On returning she said to her mistress, "Oh, ma'am, there's been a young man following me." Mistress-- Oh, Indeed! Servant Girl--Yes, ma'am. I know be was a-following me, be­ cause he kept'looking around to see Jf 1 waf tfbming. - - - •--; -1*. Tart Aniirer. "A woman's bonnet would not cost much if It wasn't for the trimming." said the miserly husband. "Neither would a man's whiskers,*' answered his wife.--Chicago News: How He Saved Htm, " Hewitt--That fellow saved me from bankruptcy. Jewltt--How was that? Hewitt--He- married the extravagant girl 1 was engaged to. A little forethought may save yon no end of trouble. Anyone who makes it a ra^e to keep Chamberlain's Colic, ^earl.Slf?t' ... I j Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy at hand ^ | jkjiowsthis to be a fact For sale by j all drogghrt*' Sincerity is the face of the soul, M dissimulation Is the mask.--Dubay. Fiendish Suffering ' is often caused by sores, ulcers and can­ cers. that eat away your skin. Wm. Bedell, of Flat Rock, Mich., says: used Bucklen's Arnica Salve for Ulcers, Sores and Cancers. It is the best heal­ ing dressing I ever found." Soothes and heals cuts, burns and scalds, 35c at N. H. Petesch's and Julia A. Story's, McHenry, G W. Besley s. West Mc­ Henry, drug stores; guaranteed. Band concert afternoon and evening | by "The Winning Hand" band, Sun­ day, Sept 8 at Central opera house. homes. m Are You Planning a New Home? Many persons are occupied at this season in making plans and specifications for their new It has often been said that a person must have several building experiences before the ideal home is constructed. Let Us Plan Your Plumbing? If you will aSbur us to plan the plumb­ ing of vour home, we wf 1 maKe it right the first time. We do no experimenting but execute all con­ tracts on the most approved sanitary lines--employ the most experienced and competent me­ chanics and use t^e very best fixtures made -- namely 'Standard* Porce­ lain Enameled Baths and On ir - p i c c e lavatories. • : If you do not ̂ it convenient to call in person, write or ^ phone us and we will gladly call with our catalogues an4 other literature on the subject of modern sanitation. We would advise, however, that you inspect the samples of "jSfeuxlcwd" Ware displayed in our showroom. Ask for booklet « Modern Home Plumbing." Free upon request. Herbes, Plumbing i /mii i This Bank receives deposits, buys and sells Foreign and Do­ mestic Exchange, and does a «CNERAl BAHKIIK BUSIIUSig We endeavor to do all busi­ ness entrusted to our care in a: manner and upon terms entire­ ly satisfactory to our custom­ ers and respectfully solicit the ,, public patronage. Honey "to Loan K®S; on real estate and other first class se­ curity. Spec­ ial attention given to collections. INSURANCE in First Class Companies, at the Low* 3. Yours Respectfully IpERRY & OWEN*' Bankers •' 1 ' * Notary Public. ..CENIERV1LIE. rieat Market ? Chas. G. Frett, Prop. It is unnecessary as -ft* tell the buyers of meat that we are here with the goods--this they all know, but do you know that our home-made sausage is just the thing that is making us so popular? There is a great de­ mand for these goods and we're daily sending away very , much pleased customers with these goods. Our meat line is always kept in first-class condition, so when you plan your meals don't forget thaf^p^'jov-'. slfti- -Aofng business. "V •. I * % ili m, w £ t (enteryille Neat McHenry, Market, Illinois. I «Ar & & $ Jf I0RAPH0PH0NES!: We handle the Columbia make with either Columbia or Victor records, from $1.50 up. Also have a complete line ot needles and repairs. • Sewing Machines! Come in and let us show you our $12.00 and up Sewing ma­ chines. Ten-year guarantee with each and every one of them. Ik West flcHenry, III. § "* | Professional, Society1** j g^nd Businesss Cards j DAVI I) O. WELL;*, M, D. PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND OCULIST Office ana residence corner Elu> am Green streets; MclJenry. ( , ? ' \ FEGER8 $t FEGERS , " PHYSICIANS? ANI> SURGEONS. McHettry - 111. Office at Residence, corner Oourtand Elm streets. Telephone 333. F. C. ROSS, D. D. S. . Offlcc over Petesch's Drug Store. ^ ALL WORK PERTAINING TO MODERN DENTIBTBT Office Telephone 274; Residence 208. 5 Nitrous Oxid Gas tor Extracting." - Hours 8:00 a. m. to 5:00 p. m. , - 3>R. R„G. CII4MBERLIN R: DENTIST. f f J- Office and Residence over Besley'S Drag SMH. 1 , Hours: 8:00 to 5:30. ? MCHBNKT. IUW 'PHONE?*!.' ^ OJ»*OSI*Sssonrra/s ' *' ^ 5, J. M. LARSON, M.D., WEST WEHEWA* m ^Meyers .. General Teaming- ; . » of all kinds. • ' ' . Excavating and Grading. : flcHENRY - - - - ILLINOIS. Telephone No. 393. rj. SIMON STOFFEL j Insurance Agent for all classes of . " - property in the best Companies. - « West McHenry, liifwete McHENRY COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY. OFFICE with American Natlonal' Bank Woodstock, 111. Abstracts of title and con­ veyancing. Money to loan on real estate in sums of $500 to $10,000. time and payment U suit oorrower. 1 *»•«<«* FRANK BUHR PRACTICAL PAINTER AND PAPER HANGER (ARRIAtf PAINTING, $5.00 ana UPWARD House and Sifrn I'liintiiiK and all I nt.erior Dec­ orating- Residence north town line one block west of river, Telephone No.SSai. MCHENRY, - - . ILLINOIS R. H. OWEN Pianos for sale and rent. Tuning and wyi» ihg at reasonable prices. - w r First class Work only, • McHENRY. •4" ILLINOIS J oh o U. Vyc It a I DEALER IN Generetl Heurdware ' ,, Stoves, Painte and Oils. Tin and ma-1 chine repairing of all kinCto, . 'Phone 548 McHENRY, - - ILLINOIS. __ ORIGINAL LAXATIVE HONEY AND T.A.R. An improvement over all Cough, Lung and Bronchial Remedies. Cures Coughs, Strengthens the Lungs, gently moves the Bowels. Pleasant to the taste and good alike for Young and Old. RN»AN4 BY P1HEULC MEDICINE C0..CKICM*. B.S.A. Sold by N. H. PETESOH, McHenry. G. W. BESLEY, West McHenry. Have you seen L A M B E R T Q . •s NEWLY DECORATED BUFFET? AT 92 Fifth Am*- - C h i c a g o ^ Illinois. Tel. Main 1714. 50 YEARS? K I L L THE COUCH AND C U R E THE IUINGS Wl™ Dr. King's New Discovery FOR Q 0NSU«IPTI0No Price OUGHSand 60c & $1.00 OLDS Free Trial. Surest and Quickest Cure for all THROAT and LUNG TROUB­ LES, or MONEY BACK. TRADE MARK^^-- DESIGNS . . COPYRIGHTS &E. AnTOtie sending n nkctrh mid description m»y qulolily iisoortnln our opinion froo wfiether Ml invention in probnliljr pmuiitable. ConmiunlCn- tion»ntrictly oonliilontiul. HAl»[iB01K on Patent* sent free. neenoy for 'securing patent Patents taken throuKh Jluwi A Co. recedjHfc,.;.-5 tpeciul notice, without chnrge, 111 ilie ?-~r'• „ Scientific Bmcrican. A hanctsomely, iilnstrnted weekly. I.nnrestrtr. cultttlon of imv seientltlc jonrnal. TerniH, 93 a year; four months, $1. Sold by all newsdealer*. MUNN S Co.3e,%roadw*y New York Branch OflBce. 826 P St-. Washington, D. (X Promptly obtained, or FEE RETURNED CO VICARS' EXPKKIKNCC. Our OHARQKS < THE LOWEST. Send model, photo or sketch export he:i«;h and free report on pati ntatiility. INFRINGEMENT suits conducted befoiv all courts. Patent." obtained throuph us, ADVER­ TISED anil SOLD, free. TRADE-MARKS, PEN­ SIONS and COfVRICHTS uuiekly obtained. Opposite If. S. Patent Office, WA8HIWOTON, P. C. fop Chicago & North-Western.1 HOLLISTER'S Bocky Mountain Tea Nuggets • " 'J A Busy Medioine for Busy People. , - Ij-inga ftolden Health and Benewed Vigae. ','f-M»cilfcjfor Constipation, Indigestion, Ltve Kulney Troubles, Pimples, Eczema, Impur<' ; .,",5, iJitd Breath, Slunjjisli Howels, Headach 1* iJiickaohe. It's Rocky Mountain Tea in tao , .iejirm, 85 cents a box. 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