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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 21 Jun 1906, p. 3

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» - H i >.* • J* 1 aask . w« JL, TONIC TREATMENT WHEN HOUSECLEANING. bo Hot Work All Bay--Provide The symptoms of stomach trouble •ary. Some victims have a ravenous appetite, others k»athe the sight of food. Often there is a feeling as of weight on the chest, a full feeling in the throat. Sometimes the gas presses on the heart and leads the sufferer to thiuk he hiu heart disease. Sick headache is a fre- qneut and distressing symptom. A weak stomach needs a digestive tonic and that there is no better tonic for this purpose than Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is shown by the statement of Mr. A. C. Merrill, a mining man, of Oneals, Calif., a veteran of Battalion C, Third U. S. Regular Infantry. " I had never been well since I left the army," he savs, "alwayshaving had trouble with my stomach, which was weak. I was run down and debilitated. Could keep nothing 011 my stomach, and at times had sick headache so bad that I did not care whether I lived or died. My stomach refused to retain even liquid food and I' almost despaired of getting well as I had tried so many kinds of medicine without relief. Then I.was bitten by a rattlesnake and that laid me up from work entirely for a year, six mouths of which I spent in bed. " One day a friend recommended Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to me and I began taking them. They cured me wheu all other medicine had failed. I have recommended the pills to a great many, for during my recovery every one asked me what was helping me so and I told them Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I can­ not speak too highly of them." If yon want good health you most have good blood. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills actually make new blood and restore shattered nerves. They are sold by all druggists or sent, postpaid, on re­ ceipt of price, 60c. per box, six boxes for $2.50 by the Dr. Williams Medicine do., Schenectady, N. Y. Marconi Anticipated. An Egyptologist and an Assyrlologist were disputing about the relative ad­ vancement of the two ancient peoples whom they were studying. "Why, sir," cried the Egyptologist, "we find remains of wires in Egypt, which prove they understood electric­ ity!" "Pshaw!" answered the Assyrlolo­ gist, "we don't find any wires in Assy­ ria, find that shows that they under­ stood wireless telegraphyV -- Stray Stories. DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will Never Return. Only one way to cure an aching back. Cure the cause, the kidneys. Thousands tell of cures made by MS Doan's Kidney Pills. John C. Coleman, a ^ prominent merchant of Swainsboro, Ga., says: "For several years my kidneys were affected, and I my back ached day f and night. I was languid, nervous and lame in the morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped me right away, and the great relief that followed has been permanent." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. REASON OF HIS GRUDGE. And It Was Good and Sufficient, Ac­ cording to His Con­ struction. "Sir," we said to the stranger whom we were endeavoring to enlist in our society for the preservation of Niagara falls, "now that we have outlined the motives and principles of our organi­ zation will you not put your name in the roll?" "Not by a long shot," he growled, relates Judge. "But, sir," we argued, surprised at such a callousness toward the beauties of nature, "surely you, like all other patriotic citizens, wish to see this ma­ jestic spectacle of grandeur preserved from the ruthless hands of commer­ cialism." "Don't care a hoot about it," he muttered, turning, as though to leave us. * We clutched at his coat lapel and begged him to wait a moment. "Do you mean to say," we continued, "that you do not care if this migbty cataract were changed from a marvel­ ous, inspiring, awe-compelling sight to a measly, factory-dotted cliff?" "As I told you," he answered, shak­ ing himself loose, "I don't care a con­ tinental cuss what becomes of Niag­ ara. I went there on my wedding tour." Then we noticed a large bump where his bald spot is growing toward his neck. KNOWS NOW Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Cum for a Time. Departments. Never work all day at housecleaning, unless you want to be entirely worn out- After doing a certain amount ol work take a resting spell. Don't for­ get to take a good luncheon to keep you in good physical condition during this trying time. To remove pencil marks from paint nse a piece of lemon dipped in whit­ ing. To remove finger marks from door knobs and locks use pure soap and old cheese cloth. Stains on marble can be removed with salt and lemon juice. All paint should be scrubbed with soap and brush, if actually dirty, but it should not be allowed to get in any such condition. When the' fiirniture looks sticky oi emeary too much furniture polish has beep used./ Wash all .wtitts-$afaft'i^;irara:iKa- tor and soap. . When cleaning the refrigerator dc not forget the waste pipe. It can b€ cleaned with a sloth tied round * stick or with a brush which comes foi the purpose. In washing out the re­ frigerator use warm water with a little soda. If there is a musty smell in the refrigerator open the doors wide, and, if possible, give it a sun bath. If yon have a wooden lattice piece on which the ice rests the musty odoi comes from this, and can only be gol rid of by getting a corrugated tin fee rest To keep the coal bin clean, line il With several thicknesses of paper. When tea stains come on Hue linen they can be taken out even after a long time by the application of gly­ cerine. Take a little of the best qual­ ify glycerine and with it rub the stained parts. Afterward wash as usual. When cleaning brass use the regulai metal polish, but put a little paraffinf oi: on the cloth. This will give a line polish and will not tarnish. When the cane chair seats are out of shape turn up the seats and with hot water and soap wash the cane work until thoroughly soaked, and leave the chairs to dry upside down in the air when the seats will become firm and tight again. , Matting may be cleaned with salt water, applied with a small brush. Kinse and dry thoroughly. A little borax put in tne water in which, table linen or towels are to be washed will prevent them from fad­ ing. When washing pink muslins or linens, instead of using blueing, take a piece of turkey red, soak it thorough­ ly in the rinsing water until this be­ comes pink. Then rinse the goods out In the pink water. Raw potato juice will remove stains from the hands and also from woolen materials. To remove soot from the carpet, spread the spots with table salt and let it remain on a few minutes. Brush olf the loose sfilt lightly into a dust­ pan and then bru3h carefully with a wide, clean, dry nail brush, following the grain of the carpet.--N. Y. World. FARHA^GARD /6 MEASURING HAY STACKS. Bules by Which the Quantity in the Pile Kay Be Accurately Ascertained. A good rule for the measurement of hay in stacks is recommended by the Rural New Yorker, and is as follows: Mean length, times mean width, times mean height to shoulder; plus length, times mean height of ridge above shoulder, times one-^al* the mean width at the shoulder equals the volume. ^ TOtST STACK. „ ! Height. Length Width to Shoulder. ISx22xlO equals £366 cu. ft. below shoulder. I&xllxl2 equals 5016 cu. ft. above shoulder. 13376 . , SECOND STACK. 17x25 XlO equals 14250 cu. ft. below sh'Wr. 17x12.5x12.5 equals 8906 cu. ft. above sh'ld'r. : 23156 Where the stack has the inverted V-shaped top, with the shoulders well defined, it will be seen that the vol­ ume above the shoulders is given by the product of the length inta the height of the ridge above the should- - | mvr LADY'S MAID ADVISES. How to Hang Dress Skirts, Some Not Hung, and About Right Care of Bodices. It's easy to understand how ordi­ nary people get fooled by coffee when doctors themselves Sometimes forget the facts. A physician speaks of his own ex­ perience: "I had used coffee for' years and really did noc exactly believe it was injuring me although I had palpita­ tion of the heart every day. "Finally one day a severe and al­ most fatal attack of heart trouble frightened me and I gave up both tea and coffee, using Postum instead and since that time I have had ab­ solutely no heart palpitation except on one or two occasions when I tried a small quantity of coffee which caused severe Irritation and proved to me I must let it alone. "When we began using Postum It seemed weak--that was because we did not make it according to direc­ tions--but now we put a little bit of butter in the' pot when boiling and allow the Postum to boil full 15 min­ utes which gives it the proper rich flavor and the deep brown color. "I have advised a great many of my friends and patients to leave off coffee and drink Postum, in fact I daily give this advice." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Many thousands of physicians use Postum in place of tea and coffee in their own homes and prescribe it to patients. "There's a reason." A remarkable little book, "The Road to WelMlle," can be found la "There are dress skirts that should be hung upside down. Yes; I admit it is a nuisance, but to hang them so will keep the frills and flounces fresh and make them stand out as they should, and it is not hard to hang a skirt so if one has the room. • "And there are, also, skirts that Should not be hung at all. One of the very long dress boxes which the dress­ makers now use to send frocks home in will hold such a skirt, or a box couch will be convenient for it. "Chiffon and gauze and mousseline and other stuffs of that sort will sag if they are hung, and the skirt folds will become stretched and dragged and lose their floating cloudy look. I have seen frocks of net or chiffon look old and out of shape after being worn once or twice, just because they were hung up carelessly. "A box couch with trays is a splen­ did thing. One can arrange it easily; and many skirts can be put in it with­ out laying one on another. Bven the very sheer silks that are being used now sag if hung. "The bodices must sometimes be laid away, one on top of another. It Is a pity; but one has so many blouses and frock waists that there cannot al­ ways be a separate drawer or shelf or box for each one. It will always pay to put tissue paper in the sleeves and the ,bust of every waist that is to be put away. "A bother, of course. That goes without saying; but it keeps the bod­ ice or blouse in shape and keeps it fresh. There are such charming blouse boxes to be bought now--cre­ tonne covered and one above anothef In a wooden frame.--N. Y. Sun. MEASUREMENT OF HAY STACK. er multiplied by one-half the width of the stack at the shoulder, because, as Illustrated in the sketch, if the stack were cut down along the ridge to, the 6houlder and the hay built over on the other side there would be formed a fiat-topped stack of half the width of the stack at the shoulder, as indicated in the drawing. If the height of the ridge of the stack above the shoulder Is one-half the width of the stack at the shoulder and the top is very rounding, so that the contour of a cross-section is very nearly a half cir­ cle, as indicated by the dotted semi- circumference in the drawing, the vol­ ume, above the shoulder, will be more nearly given by multiplying the vol­ ume computed the other way by 3.1416 or by 3 1-7 and then dividing the re Bult by two. As a matter of fact, the true volume usually lies between that given by the two methods, but nearer to the first, and as the top of the staci: Is loosest and often most dam­ aged, the first method is usually the best to adopt. If this hay is rather coarse Alfalfa, and especially if It has not had long to settle, the mean vol­ ume of a ton Is likely to be above rather than below 500 cubic feet, and hence less rather than more than 27 and 46 tons respectively. If the hay was stacked rather green It would pack closer tnan If stacked dry, and would weigh more per unit volume. CULTIVATING CORN CROP. | R^N FOR LAWYER." The Methods Should Vary with the ~ " and the Character at In the cultivation of corn I find that the plan has to be varied te suit the season. If the season is wet I believe it is better to cultivate quite deep, but if the weather is dry give a shal­ low cultivation and keep the ground level. I do not wait until the corn is up before beginning to cultivate, but have the cultivation well under way even before planting, and harrow well Immediately after planting before the corn Is up. Then I let it alone until the plants are up far enough to stand another cultivation. After the corn Is up I cultivate from three to five times, according to necessity. I find to fa­ cilitate the work of cultivation that the rows should be made from 40 to 42 inches apart. If the land Is poor 6r worn out, It is well to have them even further apart. I use only a one- row cultivator, and I do the work" of cultivating thoroughly. The weeds that interfere most with the cultiva­ tion In wet weather are crab grass and < fox tall. The other common weeds are easily handled. If a lonsf rainy spell sets in just as we are about to begin cultivation we simply wait patiently until the ground is in shape to be cultivated. It Is my experience that, speaking generally, corn does not receive as many cultivations be­ fore planting as it should. That Is, tue ground should be worked Into a condition of fineness that will encour­ age the spread of the corn roots. Most farmers cultivate the corn enough after it is up, but do not use enough care In cultivation. I am confident, continues the writer In the Farmers' Review, that better cultivation will greatly increase the corn crop. I think that more cultivating would help us very much to conserve the moisture that Nature has given us and thus save It for the use of the corn during the dry spell that comes every sum­ mer. ABOUT DARNEL. Seeds of the Plant Are Not Poisonow as Is Supposed by Some People. The seeds of the Lolium temulen* turn, "darnel," "poisonous darnel," have been reputed poisonous but this quality is at least questionable, for no other grass has gained such an unen­ viable reputation. In the specimen shown in the illustration the flower Sorrier Every Year. "Since my wife died," said the sad- eyed man, "my grief has increased rather than diminished with the years. I believe I feel worse about it now than I did when It occurred, five years ago." "Yes," assented the man with the subdued voice. "There was a death that affected me in just the same way." ... "And that was--?" - "That of my wife's --Cleveland Leader. . a is, * Seaside Bathing. The best plan is to walk or run rap­ idly into the water, wading out at once far enough either to dip the whole per­ son. head and all, or to allow a watre to break over the bather. Once in the water and thoroughly wet, oie need only keep moving, occasionally going under a wave, as long as the water is agreeable and there bi no sense of chilliness. Hot Chocolate Sauce. Boil one cupful of water and one- half cupful sugar three minutes. Mix three teaspoonfuls grated chocolate and one teaspoonful cornstarch with two-thirds cupful of milk. Stir in with sugar and water. Boil until It tfeickens attttte. THE BARNYARD. Plant a good patch of roots for the hogs. They make the best and cheap­ est winter feed. Sore teats often make kicking cows. A lotion recommended by the Farm Journal is composed of one teaspoon­ ful of carbolic acid, thoroughly stirred Into one-half cupful of lard slightly warmed. This should be kept on hand to use when needed. For scours In calves give one to two ounces castor oil according to size of calf. .Reduce milk by one-half to two- thirds. Give one to two tablespoons lime water in milk at feeding time. One or two raw eggs broken into the mouth and swallowed by calf will often prove efficient. A slow milker is never tolerated'In the dairy districts, and a stripper is an Injury. The sooner a cow is milked, says Farm Journal, and all the organs connected with feeding, digestion and secretion are left in their natural con­ dition, the better It is for the cow. A good way to fail with sheep is t8 always think you have the best In the country; to never pay more than a mutton price for a ram: to pay no at­ tention to what the other fellow Is do­ ing or what kind of sheep he Is rais­ ing. and to buy the cheapest breed­ ing ewes you can get. ITTTBBINS. Don't block out too much work. Do not plant corn In cold ground. Much farm land should be kept in woodlot. Vitality of seed corn counts greatly In the yield. The corn kernel quickly decays In cold, wet ground. Get some green fodder crop grow­ ing for the cows In dry weather. Do not uncover the hillsidez and permit the bes( soil on them to be washed away. Hay and cotton are called kings, but the potato has come to be a po­ tentate of no small influence. It won't do to wait until the blight has struck the potato crop. Take It In time, and thoroughly sjiray with tue Bordeaux mixture, LOLIUM TEMULENTLM--DARNEL, scale is tipped with a short awn or bristle. Such forms have been sepa­ rated by some botanists from the form with long awns, and have received the name Lolium arvense, the field dar­ nel; but botanists now generally con­ sider the long-awned, the short-awned and the awnless forms as all belong­ ing to one species, to which they ap­ ply the names first given. Darnel Is an annual grass which has been Intro­ duced into this country from Europe, and has become naturalized in some places and acts as an annpylng weed. It is said to be more abundant on the western coast than here. It ought to be possible, says tha Country Gentle­ man, with proper screens, to separate its seed from wheat. Stock Diseases Controllable. The dangers our animals are exposed to from disease are not nearly as grea as some would have us believe. Th» exaggerated statements of the press agricultural and others, that have beeu made in recent years have done much harm. It is not difficult to see they art unfounded. The result has been a re­ action that has led many to assumt the dangerous attitude of indifference The business of raising livestock would be more profitable if diseases wer« eliminated. There would result not only an increased production at a re­ duced first cost, but the demand for tlu finished product on account of its bet­ ter quality would be Increased. Con­ trol is in the hands of the individual farmer, who knows and can modify all the conditions better than any atat« board of control.--Dr. Paul FUcher, Slate Veterinarian, Ohio. Was a Doubt as to' He Had Ever the Office. TRY IT FREE A man from Pennsylvania, went to Vlneland on a business errand. The town was strange to him, and he was unacquainted with the man (a lawyer) he had gone to see. The directions he received were so indefinite that he found himself on the elge of the town without having come to the house he sought. Then he met an old negro and asked the way of him and learned that the house lay about a quarter of a mile farther down the road. f "The man I want to see Is a law­ yer," he said to the old man. "Is this Mr. Dash down the road a lawyer?" "He ain't no lawyer that I ever heard tell of," answered the negro. "You're sure?" • The old negro scratched his head In deep thought. Then a gleam of re­ membrance lighted bis eye." "Now I think of it, boss," he said, " 'pears like I do recollect he ran for lawyer one tijne." CHILD'S AWFUL SKIN HUMOR. Screamed with Pain--Suffering Near­ ly Broke Parent's Heart--Speed­ ily Cured by Cuticura. "I wish to inform you that Onticura Remedies have put a stop to twelve years of misery I passed with my son. As an .infant I noticed on his body a red spot, and treated same with different remedies for about live years, but when the spot began to get larger I put him under the care of doctors. Under their treatment the disease spread to four dif­ ferent parts of his body. The longer the doctors treated him the worse it grew. During the day it would get rough and form Tike scales. At night it would be cracked, inflamed, and badly swollen, with terrible burning and itching. When I think of his suffering, it nearly breaks my heart. His screams could be heard down stairs. The suffering of my son made me full of misery. 1 had no ambi­ tion to work, to eat. nor could I sleep. One doctor told me tnat my son's eczema was incurable, and gave it up for a bad job. One evening 1 saw an article in the paper about the wonderful Cuticura and decided to give it a trial. I tell you that Cuticura Ointment is worth its weight in gold, and when I had used the first box of Ointment there was a great improvement, and by the time 1 had used the second set of Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Resolvent, my child was cured. He is now twelve years old, and his skin is as fine and smooth as silk". Michael Steinman, 7 Sumner Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y., April 16. 1905." 0&ACTTLAR OBSERVATIONS. Many a good resolution quickly runs down at the heel. A pretty girl can teach a man most anything but good common sense. It pays to look a mule In the face when you have anything to say to him. About half of the things bought on credit would not be bought if cash were demanded. Have you noticed that the bottom of a cup of Joy that runs pver is sel­ dom far from the top? It's a good deal better to think poetry than to write it, and better to write it than to print it GIRLS WANTED. Wanted in a family of three people, three girls--competent cook, - house maid and chamber maid. Preferably friends or acquaintances who will work harmoniously and for the In­ terest of the house. Must be thor­ oughly reliable and trustworthy and give good testimonials from former employers. House has every conven­ ience; maids' rooms large, pleasant and opening together. Wages $25 per month with a yearly increase to the right girls and two weeks' vacation to each girl. All of present maids in my employ from three to ten years. Full particulars on application. Ad­ dress Mrs. Geo. A. Joslyn, Omaha, Neb. Different Kinds. "A -man in politics should have lots of friends, shouldn't he?" "It depends," answered Senator Sorg­ hum, "on whether they are friends who want to do something for you or who want you to do something for them."--Washington Star. To Launder China Silk Waists. China silk waists launder nicely. Re­ move any spots with benzine. Then wash in warm soap suds, rubbing between the hands; rinse through several waters. Use Ivory Soap and do not rub the soap on the fabric. Wring as dry as possible, wrap in a sheet and when partially dry iron oc the wrong side. ELEANOR R. PARKER. If yon are ill And. all out of sorts, run down, irritable, cross, nervous and despondent; if your stomach is out of order and your appetite gone, your liver, inactive, congested and sore--your digestion impaired and bowels irregular, if you feel just completely tired out, have headaches, rheumatism, backaches or catarrh, pllf iiiy V-.i 1 m Zaegel's Swedish Essence will increase your appetite, aid digestion and by so doing restore vitality and strength to both body and mind. This medicine acts directly on the stom­ ach and through this organ regulates the heart, bowels, liver and kidneys. In the south it has been found to cure prevent malaria and all kinds of fevers. It is not a patent or secret remedy, £ut a combination of roots and herbs, the names of which are on every package. Nature'^remedy for constipation, rheumatism, backache and catarrh. If you doubt this, you can test its curative virtue for yourself at absolutely no expense. Send your name and address, describing your ailment, and we will mail you, under plain wrapper, securely sealed, a trial bottle FREE. It is free now, so don't fail to write to-day to M. R. Zaegel & Co., 190 Main Street, Sheboygan, Wisi ! TRADE MARK REGISTERED. ' • - vf* teavm ŝ gorier be r^o Make your boy's food tasty--Mother--for it has to do some big things. It has to make flesh, blood, bone and muscle and supply bonndleaa Energy. Remember, the boy of today is the man of tomorrow. Don't injure him physically and mentally with Indigestible meats, pastries, rich puddings, etc., that act as a drain on his nervons energy. But feed him plenty of •It (few Is In wheat--and he'll be yoarfcetrf* Joy--strong, healthy, bright, smart and quick at his stadia You won't have to coax him to eat It either, Mother, lot It* delicious rich Savor when eaten with cream •ad tuear is just what he craves most for. Egg-O-See keeps the blood cool and is the ideal summer fobd. Girt- him seme tomorrow--"there won't be no leavln's.** Prepared under conditions of scrupulous cleanliness. V Every grocer in the country Sells EGG-O-SEK--the whole cereal. If |W (near has not millw< bis supply, mail us 10 cents and his name (IS cents west of the Rocky Mountains^ and we will scodjron • package of EGG-O-SKE and a copy of the book, M>back to nature." FREE "-back to nature" book Our 32-page book, "4»tk te nature," outlines a plan of right living, includ­ ing menus for 7 days and recipes for preparing the necessary dishes, based on a whole wheat diet, with suggestions for bathing, eating and exercise, illustrated from life, exceedingly simple and attractive. By following the precepts, abounding and vigorous health is sure to result. Publishrd to sell at 25 cents a copy, this handsomely Illustrated book will be mailed FREE to anyone who writes, as long as this edition lasts. AddKSt EGG-O-SEE CEREAL COMPANY No. 10 First Street Quincy, Illinois ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE A Certain Curs lor Tired, Hot, Aching FmL DO NOT ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTB. » box. For FREE Trial Pnrlr--4 Address. Aifia 8. Olmatad. LtKoy.N.lE. RAILROADING WANTED FIREMEN AND BRAKEMEN for all Railroads. Kxporieuoe unnecessary. Ymin« men from COUD* irv SUM1 Mnal I towns pretorreil. Kiwmen SlOO, become Engineers nml oarn $200 monthlv. Brakenit'n oiM omo Conductors ant1 tarn #150. Siaie stamp* Jriame position preferred. KAiJuW Ak" jkb&JCiAI'Mouroft*• GOTHAM GBIST. Good Cattle Pit Baailii t am no', particularly taken with any one breed of cattle, writes a Nebraska former. We are feeding all kinda, but assuredly the better the breed the bet­ ter the fitting. We find more Hereford blood among western cattle that are offered than of any other strain Juut now. The Polled Angus are very pop­ ular, but seem to be very scarce, al­ though we hare never had any better results with them than with the Here- frirds. I notice, however, that the western ranchmen are wonting to cross the Shorthorns to get more wetght, in ft good many cases. Clearing Ground of Saplings. In clearing o~ a piece tof ne*r ground, whete the trees are not larger than a man's arm, labor may be Baved by cutting the sapiings four feet from the ground. Then fasten a six-foot chain near the top, hitch a team of horses to It, and let them pull the stump out. Try this way, urges the Farm Journal, just after a long rain, when the land is loose. It's surprising how easily the stumps come out Arrangement of the Farm. The arrangement of the farm as to fields, buildings and roads, is a mattei that should count for more than it does. A poorly arranged farm, says the Farmers' Review, loses money for the owner by wasting his time and la­ bor. The arrangement must depend largely on the kind of work being done on the farm. Crimson Clover Seed. The seed of crimson clover is bright reddish yellow in color and has a high polish. It is larger than the seed ol the red clover. This is the charactei of good seed. When it has turnec brown it is no longer to be relied up­ on. The home-grown seed Is to be preferred to that imported fromacroflf the water. * V Music for Neighbors. "I've got to practice on the piano five hours a day," said the disconsolate small girl. • "What for?" ";'Cause mother and father don't like our new neighbors." -- Washingtoa Star. Bad Effect of Athletics. "This man," explained the hospital doctor, "is the victim of athletics." "Ah, overtrained, I suppose." "No, he never trained a bit. The fellow who hit him had, though."-- Philadelphia Ledger. -.'Physical Impossibility. Th» House Cat--You're getting fat and apoplectic. I can see your finish. The Pug Dog (making an effort to turn his head, but giving up)--That's more than I can do, anyhow.--Chicago Tribune. FirS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervoiis Diseases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Gri>ftt Nerve Restorer. Send for Free trial fRttle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline. Ld., 931 and 933 Arch St., Philadelphia, i\i It a girl really has beautiful arms she is naturally well qualified 1,0 learn to play the harp.-^Somerville Journal Civilization consists largely In court­ ing by mail and contracting debts. The happy savages do neither. A financier is a man who earns his money by tha sweat of other men's brows. Lewis' Single Binder straight 5e. Ion pay 10c for cigare'not so good. \our •r Lewis' Factory. Peoria, 111. It is so lifetimes easier to set a good example than to follow one. Mrs. WlMloWl Soothing: Syrup. For children teethlBK. the furo«, r«luc«« tB- Sammstlott,sllsjspsln.cureswlndoolic. actwttili In New York city there is one police­ man to each 459 persons. New. York's cemeteries, with their 8,155 acres of land, are sufficient for the burial of the city's dead, at the present death rate, for 150 years. Since Peter Mlnuit, in 1626, bought Manhattan island from the Indians for $24 in merchandise, there has beeu a daily average of 39 persons arriv­ ing in the territory now known as New York city. If the sewers of New York city were placed end to end In a straight line they would reach from here to Pike's Peak, 1.710 miles, and the paved streets of the city would make a road clong one side of them all the way. If the wind that blew over* New York city in one week recently should continue its way, at Its average ve­ locity, it would make the circuit of the earth and be back there the last week in August, for it moved at the rate of nine miles an hour. TO III] 111 CALIFORNIA AND RETURN Ban Fimnrinro or fa* Anpelex. TlcMB OB Mil J urn* 2olh IO July Till, in& $64.50 FOR THE ROUND TRIP From CHICAGO Also other low round-trip ntMtoCkn* lornla in efleot tiuri(i£ ilmaaf. VIA UNION PACIFIC SHORT LINE FAST TRAINS NO DKWAYS tmt your Ucktti rtad ovtr t>> Mhi. IMQUUUt 0» W. G. NEIMYER, G. A., 120 UACKSON BOULEVARD, ... CHICAGO, ILL. SICK HEADACHE ICARTEKS iBPlTTLE HIVER H PILLS. To see a mill and say you saw It, Po.-itivlv cu«i d hr these Little Pills. They also relieve Dis­ tress from Dyspepsia, In­ digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem­ edy tor Dizziness. Nausea. Drowsiness, Bad Taste In tlie Mouth. Coated Tongue, Pain to the side, TORPID LIVER. Thejr regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. 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