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'*? 'i^fl9' .£ &*****»• ?,*?• j«7 ;,s>-S-^.|Y* *r"' r^> w-T7%-v"-3^ ' ^^*M*MBIIIIIIM,iiii'*iiiiii*miiiiiiiiiiiiiii'i,ii"iiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiwmiii,ii"i*i"i>"i"m"***'****M****"M"*M"MM*"MM"""M*M"*"'^bi'M|*b"iii*I'II'^BI11^^ PHONOGRAPHS Thei Victor This Is Sdmfething New ^H We have just received something new in the line of a Record and we want to call your special attention to it. It is an eight-inch Record and has just been placed upon the market by the Victor Phonograph company. The ; f r i c e o f t h i s r e c o r d i s o n l y . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 £ > c « ^ S e v e n - i n c h - R e c o r d s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . < . 3 0 c . Ten-inch Records.^.v0(>c. N A Huemann, West McHenry I Mont d'ore I BELGIAN STALLION g-g-g'ilL a §" Color--Dark Bay; Height-18 Hands; Weight--2040 lbs.; Age--4 yrs. jfjj Will make the season of 190(» as follows: Tuesdays, at Smith s Corners; # Thursdays, at Chas. Knaaeh's, Barreville; Friday, «t H 'nry Nicholl's ? £ Volo; balance of week at barn of C. T. Eldredge TERMS: For breed- £ 5 ing one mare, $18; two for $32; three for $45. For further information ® jj| apply at the barn or address the Jjj[ S McHenry Belgian Horse Co. f | McHENRY, ILLINOIS. 1 flcHenry Always a complete line of Bakery Goods on hand. i FRESH EVERY DAY i Orders for parties and Wedding* promptly attended to. When you bny Bakery in­ sist upon your dealer to give yon'the home made goods which are always the beet. MAX ZIMMERMANN, McHENRY, ILL. mm---- ia»aw------i PHOTO STUDIO, Portraits. Ail shapes and sizes. Sev­ eral proofs to select from. Each doz­ en finished in different styles. Price, $2.00 and upward. Outdoor Work. We have extensive npparatus for all kiuds of outdoor work, such as group pictures, views r fbuildiugs, cattle, machinery, etc. Civl* rgemervts. Copied from any small picture. Likeness guaranteed In every instance. Finished In black and white or colors. Frames. A variety of styles In stock to select from. Odd sizes made up for any size picture, certificate, etc. Waukeg&n St., near the Standplpe. WEST McHENRY, ILL. Tttophon*. 493 | North Dakota i I i »! * * £ * * * m The richest and best land in £ ^ Eastern North Dakota for $ $ sale at reasonable prices and m m on good terms. Send or call J on our local representative j $ for advertising matter,maps m f and full information in re- $ fgard to these lands. ' MUR- j RAY BROS. LAND COM- * | PANY, Minneapolis, Minn. $ Bee Stilling, - Loul Ajjeit. | 'iMPPiwm' •iniimmim WEST SIDE Neat Market Always a complete line of Fresh and Salt Meats, Sausages, Etc. Highest market prices paid for Ptjrkers. We also carry constantly on hand a very choice line of Canned Goods and Bakery. What more has any first-class city market to offer? A t MATTHEWS CENTERVILLE Market We handle everything in ttye line of fresh and salt MEATS and Sausages. We also handle the Mc­ Henry Creamery Butter. Chas. Q. Frett, McHenry, III. Fourth of July Excursion Rat**, Via the North-Western Line. Excur­ sion tickets will" be sold at reduced rates Jnly 3 and 4, good returning July 6, in­ clusive, to all points .where one-way rate is $7.50 or less, on the North-West­ ern Line, including C. St. P. M. & O. R'y., to points on the Union Pacific R. R. ease of and including Cheyenne, Wyo., and La Salle, Colo., points on Colorado & Southern, Oriu Jet to Cheyenne, inclusive, also to points on D. S. S. & A. Ry. and Mineral Range R. R. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y. Jul 8 Read The Plaindaaler "want" ads. Chicago & North-Western. Effective Uay 30, 1006. WIBK DAT TRAINS. OhhSSL WORTH BOUND 7.06 a m....' ...Via Elgiu, 8.4.r> am, .Via I>os l'lalnes 12.30 pm Via Eljrin *1.00-pm ... Via I>i s l'litines.. 3.45 p U Via Des Plalnes.. 4.00 p m Via Eltfin 4Jt< p m Via Des Plalnes.. •Saturday only. SUNDAY TRAINS. 8.00am Via Des Plalnes... S.45am Via Elgin-. . .. U.lOa m Via Des Plaines... 9.02p ^L. Via Elgin DAT TRAINS. McHwy. SOUTHBOUND. *7.12am.. ....Via Des Plalnes.. 7.23am .ViaElgin...... 8.32 am Via Des Plaines.. 4.23 p m Via Des Plaines.. 4.23 p m Via Elgin lUTum Via Des Plaines... •Monday only. SUNDAY TRAINS. 7.Z8am Via Elgin..... 7.08 p m Via DPS PI nines... 7.48 p m Via Des Plalnes... 7.48 pm Via Elgin. Arrive McHenry. .... 10.17 a m ....10.17 a m ... ..2.50 p m 2.37 p m 4.45 p m 6.40 p m .. ..tf.40pu .. 9.37 a m .11.14 a m .11.14 am . 4.58 p m * Arrive Chicago . .£.35 a m .10.10 a m .9.35 a m . .6.15 p m ..7.10 p m ..7.5T>p m .10J5 a tn '..8.35 p m ...S.lfl p nc ..10;20 p m We have a fine line of Talking Machines and ask the public to come in and see them. Our line of Hammocks, Fishing Tackle and Jewelry is most complete and the a prices are right. f OPTM HOODS, i We have just received an elegant new line of Optical Goods, which we want you to see. Call in at yonr convenience. i ! l.P. SHIfH, JfWElER | HdtfNRY, UIIKNS. i UnlversalUt Church. Rev. Arthur Roberts, pastor. Regular services next Sunday. Preaching at 10:30 a. m, and Sunday school at 11 :i5 a. m. Subject for sermon is: "The Simplification of Life." Don't forget to make your plans to come to church next Sunday. If you are going to have company, bring them along. Every­ body oordially invited. Death from Lockjaw never follows an injury dressed with Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Its antiseptic and healing properties prevent blood poisoning. Chas. Oswald, merchant, of Rensselaersville, N. Y., writes:"It cured Seth Burch of this place of the ugliest sore on his neck I ever saw." Cures Cuts Wounds, Burns and Sores. 26c at N. H. Peteech'B, McHenry; G: W. Besley's, West McHenry, drug stores. Excursion Ticket* to t'hautanqu Assembly at Belvtdere, 111., Via the North-Western Line, will be sold on two dates, June 23 and 80, limit­ ed to return until July 2, inclusive. Other dates of sale and limits on certif­ icate plan. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y. June 80 An Alarming Situation frequently results from neglect of clog­ ged bowels and torpid liver, until con­ stipation becomes chronic. This condi­ tion is unknown to those who use Dr. King's New Life Pills; the best and gentlest regulators of Stomach and Bowels. Guaranteed by N. H. Petesch, McHenry, G. W. Besley, W. McHenry, druggists. Price 25c The Plaindealer will be sent to any address on trial three months for twenty- five cents, and will be discontinued at the expiration of that time unless other wise ordered. Try it _ Will Care Coii«iiytl«M|h •* A. A. Hen-en, Finch, Ark . ̂ frrtteB: "Foley's Honey and Tar is the best preparation for coughs, colds and lung trouble. I know that it has cured con­ sumption in the first stages." Ton nev­ er beard of anyone using Foley's Honey and Tar and not being satisfied. G. W. Besley. The Plaindealer and Chicago Daily Chronicle, both 'papers one year for |8.50. Order at onoe as the time of this oiler it limited * - --1 Origin of Words. To Milan is owed the word "milli­ nery," a milliner having been original­ ly a Milaner, an importer of feminine finery from Milan, just as a "cordwaln- er," shoemaker, was a worker in "cor- douan," leather froin Cordova. It Is curious to note how many words have come from the geographical names of northern Italy. There is, for instance, "florin," the coin of Florence, and "pis­ tol," from Pistoja. Dr. Johnson said that the word "job" was "a low word now much in use, of which I cannot tell the etymology." It is supposed to be really identical with "gob," a mouthful or morsel. Pepys records how "my lord" said to him, "I will do you all the good jobs I can," and Pepys himself speaks of Tangier as "hitherto used as a jobb to do a kindness to some lord." But the sim­ ple monosyllabic ugliness of the word .was too much for Johnson. Many words of most august sound prove to be of quite commonplace an­ cestry when traced to their origins. "Finance" is really only "settling up." Literally it is Just "ending" and was formerly used in that very simple sense In th6 English language. Then It came to signify settling up with a creditor and acquired the special sense of ransom. The Interior of the Barth. A fjrequent remark is that mankind dwells on a thin crust encircling a molten mass and that the journey of life is practically on a fire ball incased in a fragile shell that has cooled and that, as it cools further, contracts with earthquake shocks. Much virtue in rhetoric, if the purpose is to elevate the hair and Induce cold thrills and gooseflesh. Tlie internal fire of the earth is an inference and, in any large sense, historically harmless if true. Persons who worry over cosmic prob­ lems might also keep awake of nights over the palpable truth that the earth moves through space without any visi­ ble means of support. On the planet are the plain marks of epochs of ice as well as of Intense heat. Scientists agree that glacial ages will come again, but geology teaches that they are gradual and of limited extent geo­ graphically. -- St. Louis Globe-Demo­ crat. » Micro aoople Wrltlag. Thackeray could write the Lord's Prayer on a sixpence, which Is the size of a dime, but it is now possible to write the prayer on a surface so small that one grain of sand would hide It completely. Microscopists sell copies of the Lord's Prayer written In a circle only the five-hundredth part of an Inch In diameter. To read the jprayer It Is necessary to use a lens Magnifying 500 times. Writing so in­ credibly small Is accomplished by means of levers six feet long. These levers are so adjusted that the motion Is gradually lessened as It travels along them till, when it reaches the delicate end, armed with a minute dia­ mond pen that rests on a glass surface, it causes the pen to register on the glass writing so small as to be Invisi­ ble,--New Orleans Times-Democrat. A British Blunder. There Is an old story of the foreign office in connection with the small French colony of Chandernagore. This tiny possession is situated on the Hooghly, twenty-one miles from Cal­ cutta. It extends two miles along the river and one and a half miles Inland from it During our wars with France the settlement was taken and added to our dependency, but when terms of peace were arranged our minister of foreign affairs, in total ignorance of its position and of the Importance of its retention, agreed to its being re­ stored to France. It turned out that he thought it was a small island in the West Indies and of no conse­ quence!--Westminster Gazette.. Cinderella of the Canary Islands. Hierros can hardly be called, al­ though nominally entitled, one of the "fortunate isles." It Is the Cinderella of the Canary group, and In its south­ westerly isolation may be said to live on fog. But for the mists that drench its shores the little Island would die of thirst, and no vegetables could be sent to market. Its western promontory, Debas, once enjoyed celebrity as the spot through which was drawn the first universal meridian. " "' ' - v,.£. -»* -i. . Stimulation Without Irritation. In case of stomach and liver trouble the proper treatment is to stimulate these organs without irritating them. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup aids diges­ tion and stimulates the liver and bow­ els without irritating these organs like pills and ordinary cathartics. It does not nauseate or gripe and is mild and pleasant to take. G. W. Besley. NEIGHBORING NEWS AS CHRONICLED BY OUR ABLE CORPS OF CORRESPONDENTS SSMim EMERALD PARK. Richard Ay 1 ward was a caller in this vicinity Sunday. Miss Celia Powers of Elgin spent Son- day at R. J. Sutton's. Ed Sutton spent Tuesday ail doing carpenter work. N M. A. Sutton visited relatives in El­ gin over Saturday and Sunday. Messrs. Haxton, Hill. Chamberlin and Bending Sundayed at the Park. R. J. Sutton transacted bnsiness in Woodstock last Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Kinns and daugh­ ter visited at M. Johnson's Sunday. Misses Agnes and Vera Geary of Wauconda visited the Misses Knox Sat­ urday. Mies Kathrvn Knox visited her friend, Miss Mae Welch, at Griswold Lake Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. W. K. Burns! of Chicago spent Saturday evening and Sunday at the Park. Mr. and Mrs. Richard Givens enter­ tained relatives from Chicago a few days this week. Mr. and Mrs, Chas. A. Cchan of Chi­ cago were at their oottage from Friday until Sunday evening. Messrs. Robt. E. Sutton of Chicago Mid Lynn W. Cristy of Arkansas spent Sunday at the former's home here. Mr. and Mrs. L. Huck entertained Mr. and Mrs. Theo. Schiessle and chil­ dren at their cottage over Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Jas. B. Heaney and son, Will, of Chicago spent Sunday at their cottage and entertained Chicago friends. The old time method of purging the system with Cathartics that tear, gripe, grind and break down the walls of the stomach and intestines is superseded by Dade's Little Liver Pills. They cleanse the liver, and instead of weakening, build up and strengthen the vJiole sys­ tem. Relieve headache, bimmsness, constipation, etc. Sold by N. H. Pet­ esch, J. A. Story, McHenry; G. Wi Bes­ ley, West McHenry. JOHNSBURGH. Nick Blake of Spring Grove was a Sunday caller here. Alex. Freund of Chicago spent one day this week here. John Molitor and wife of. Yolo drove through here recently. Mrs. Otis Murray entertained her sister a few days the last part of the week. A class of about S5 children are going to make their communion on Sunday, June 24. Miss Mary Freund and Wm. Amann are going to get married next week Wednesday. Mrs. John Thelen and Mrs. William Oeffling spent one afternoon with Mc­ Henry relatives. Mr. and Mrs. J. CX Debrecht and children spent Sunday with Spring Grove relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Jos. Rothermel and children of MoHenry spent,, Sunday at Jos. J. Michels'. Mr. and Mrs. Nick Freund and child­ ren of Spring Grove spent Sunday after­ noon at Mrs. Susan Freund's. Mrs. John Mertes and daughter, Threasie, spent a few days at her moth­ er's, Mrs. Kammerer, of Michigan. The many friends of Nick Steffes are sorry to hear of his sudden death being only ill a few days. Burial took place on Thursday' at 9 o'clock/ Rev. Father Mehring officiating. When applied and covered with a bofc cloth Pinesalve acts like a poultice. Best for boils, burns, bruises, eczema, skin diseases, etc. Sold by N. H. Pet esch, Julia A. Story, McHenry; G. W. Beeley, West McHenry. R1NGWOOD. I. Harsh iB on the gain. John Carey was over at Wauconda Saturday. y Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Hawley and little son were callers in Elgin Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. M. V. B. Spaulding spent Saturday and Sunday in Chicago. Mrs. Orrin Wheeler departed for a short visit with relatives and friends in Columbus, Ohio, Thursday last. Mr. and Mrs. Persons of Chicago spent Wednesday and Thursday with Mr. and Mrs. Orrin Wheeler and family. Amos Smith spent several days of the past week in the windy city. He pur­ chased a team of draft horses while there. The stork left a fine young man at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Weiderick, who reside near Ringwood, last Thurs day. Regular services at the Universalist church next Sunday. Sunday school at 1:30 p. m. and preaching at 2:30 p. m. We intend that you miss a good thing if you stay away. Everybody oordially invited. When the baby talks, it is time to give Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea. It's the best baby medicine known to loving mothers. It makes them eat, sleep and grow. 85 cents, Tea or Tab­ lets. G. W. Besley. Something special 1 The Weekly In ter Ocean and this paper for f 1.55 for one year. Ask us what it means. Dance July Fourth. Everything is being put in readiness for the Fourth of July dance at Stoffel'e hall on Wednesday evening, July 4 Full particulars next week. ** Basr. Malsie--Aren't you coming to nqr party? Daisy--How can I when I'm in half mourning? Maisle--Oh, welL come and stay half the evening. Cleveland Leader. Not to understand a treasure's worth till time has stolen away the slightest good Is cause of half *e poverty we feel and makes the world • mm It Is.--Cowper. VOJJOL Henry Stadfeld was a recent Chicago visitor. Edgar Mills of Wauconda called here Thursday. E. V. Orvis of Libertyville was in Volo Sunuay. Miss Ella Moore wa» V Wauoonda caller Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. C. Sable were Grayslake callers Saturday. Ambrose Raught was a McHenry caller Thursday. Ed. Lusk of Round Lake was seen on our streets Friday. Mrs. C. Dryer visited relatives in Chi* cago the past week. Mr. Luce of Chicago called At Wm. Dillon's last week. Will Amann and sister spent Sunday at Geo. Walmley'a C. G. Huson of Libertyville was a yolo caller Saturday. Mrs. James Kir wen is visiting rela­ tives in Elgin this week. Mr. and Mrs. Leo Hendee of Grays­ lake were Volo callers Sunday. Mrs. Geo. Huson and daughter, Reba, were Roseville callers Tuesday. Mrs. Henry Thele and sister, Clara, were in Round Lake Thursday. Frank Henkle and daughter, Hellen, were Wauconda callers Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Hironimns were Fremont Center visitors recently. Mrs. Geo. Cleveland and Miss A. Waite called at S. J. Russell's Sunday. Jennie Potter visited her sister, Mrs. Wm. Bacon, in McHenry, the past week Misses Anna Miller and Maud Walton spent Tuesday afternoon in Wauconda. Miss Frances Rosing and Mrs. Wm. Rosing of Round Lake spent Sunday in Volo. Mrs. Theo. Winkel and daughters spent Wednesday with her mother, Mrs. Sable. Mrs. A. Smith and children of Ivan- hoe spent Sunday at Uta. A. J. Ray­ mond's. John Kretschmer and sister, Susie, of Grayslake were Volo callers Saturday evening. Mrs. Wm. Rosing and Miss Katie of Round Lake spent Thursday at John Rosing's. Miss Bessie Clough spent Saturday and Sunday with her cousin, Hellen Raymond. Mrs. Harry Nicholls and daughter, Lavina, and Mrs. Frank Zueladorf were McHenry callers recently. Mrs. McCurmick and son, Johnston, visited the former's daughter,Mrs. Geo. Walton, Sunday and Monday. Mrs. John Rosing and daughter, Mrs. Henry Thiele, spent Saturday and Sun­ day with relatives in Winnetka. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Raught, John Gift, Mrs. George Walton and Hellen Raymond attended the Eastern Star installation and banquet at Grayslake ast Wednesday night. Every form of distressing ailment known as Piles originates internally. The real cause of the trouble is inside. ManZan is put up in collapsible tubes with nozzle so the medicine can be ap­ plied where it will do the most good, and do it c^iickly. If you are suffering with Piles yon owe yourself the duty of trying ManZan. Sold by N. H. Petesch, J. A. Story, McHenry; G. W. Besley, West McHenry. We give you the news of town and county, and give it to you right, while The Weekly Inter Ocean prints the tele­ graphic news of America and the cabled news of all the world. $1.55 for both papers one year. You can see the poison Pine-ules dear out of the kidneys and bladder. A sin­ gle dose at bedtime will show you more poison upon arising the next morning than is expelled from the system in any other way. Pine-ules dissolve the im­ purities, lubricate the kidneys, oleanse the bladder, relieve pain and do away with backache speedily, pleasantly and permanently. Sold by N. H. Petesch, J.A.Story, McHenry; G. W. Besley, West McHenry Are you square with us? If no what is the reason? Bros. Co. FANCY GROCERS. How's Your fciver? It will pay you to fate good cue of your Uver, because, if you do, your Uver will take good care of you. Sick Uver puts you all out of sorts, makes yon pals, dixzy, side at the stomach, gives you stomach ache, headache, malaria, etc. WeB Hver keeps you well, by purifying your blood and digesting your food. There is only one safe, certain and reliable Hver medicine, and that Is ThBiM's Black-Draught For over 60 years this wonderful vegetable remedy has been the standby in thousands of homes, and Is today the favorite Bvar medicine In the world. It acts gently on the Hver and kid­ neys, and does not irritate the bowels. It cures constipation, relieves con­ gestion, and purifies the system frost an overflow of bile, thereby kseplng the body in perfect health. Price lie at al draoMi wd dealers. Test It WE HANDLE PILLS- BURY'S BEST P O S I T I V E L Y T H E B E S T F L O U R I N TOWN. " ; > * ̂ * *SCA •*" In SINGLE AND "m • " t •". i « (rive us your order for that new single or driv­ ing Harness. Our work is the best and prices are right. See our elegant line of Dusters and Lap Robes. :: :: :: :: : ! M. A. MEN, < .V.-' ( McHENRY, ILLINOIS. ! Bank of , McHen ry This Bank receives, deposits, buys and sells Foreign and Domestic Exchange, and does a GENERAL BAXKIIK BUSINESS. We endeavor to do all business intrusted to our care in a manner and upon terms entirely satisfact­ ory to our customers and respect' fully solicit the public patronage. floney to Loan on read estate and other first class security. Special attention given j|» (Collections. INSURANCE in First Class Companies, at the lowest rates. Tours Respectful]} Perry & Owen, Notary Public. - Banker*. a;"!/5 -X ,Wf, • . ...» ' r ̂ ^