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2 fa Doctors se we make medicines lip^them. We tell them all it&kt Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and they prescribe it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, con­ sumption. They trust it. Then ,you can afford to trust it. Ask your own doctor. The best kind of a testimonial-- "Sold for over sixty years." • ' • » WlmTT' SHEttB ti.WELLK M. D a,.. . feUKG'EOK A$l> *- Office and residence corner El in »n|: Green streets. McHenry. Telephone No. 311 ^< •> Wj.SHpi FBGF.RS& " 4 J->,' ' lr "• t- I Hade by J. C. Ayer Co., tiowjll, Also m&imfiicturore of > sarsaparilla. ' PILLS. HAIR VIGOR. We hare no secrets! We publM&. formT5las of all our mediciulMli; yers Ayer's Pills greatly aid the Cherry Pectoral in breaking up a cold lie McHenry Plaindealer PUBLISHED KVEUY THVSMUY HY F. a. SCH REINER. >. Ofllce fa Rs^ik'Rnildiug. Telephone, No. 87*. FG. $M*9*S OF SUBSCRIPTIONS year.. . .. tl.60 • ^ isr;y •hi • "siHr- sr Three months. 40cts. Thursday, December 37, 1906. ,-I'* The coal man has the ice man beat.to i/v*. ,1(1 standstill in the Northwest. * -V ' North Dakota's Christmas stock- ' ingthis year will be a coal sack. *' C Secretary Strauss is settling the fkrath Carolina immigrant-labor case by §he schedule of common sense. The French government proptWfes to titles. Happily for Georgia and entncky there is no such thought in is land of the free. 1 ' *. District Attorney Jeromx: is Ranting "Pete" Davis, a pool man. Bat he always hunts with a megaphone, so Ji'Pete" needn't worry. Mr. Roosevelt shows, no disposition keep congress in after school and , " Snake it study its spelling lesson oyer. v^'A very lenient schoolmaster indeed. I.'IX'V When you come to think of it, it does. '? strange •to see a man receive a large wad of peace-prize money shortly Sifter advocating rifle practice in the blic schools. * 4 % A Chicago heiress is going to mairy 1 a crack baseball player. Slowly but eurely the American heiresses are devel- '$>•. : opting a taste for something better than V ^ * pawnshop count. • • . , 1 Twenty-five large business bouses ||n Pittsburg are said to have adopted | ' reformed spelling. If Pittsburg is going I' /to do any reforming she is going to make L/ * start where it will hurt the least. Speaker Cannon 's salary, increased $12,000 a year, is still $3,000 less than lr' * that of the president of the American ft Baseball league. The American people ;it took to the latter for the greater sport. IFT I-; T An insane man in New York shot a policeman because he wanted company on the way to heaven. Wonder where jbe got the idea that New York police- Inen travel in that direction when they - die? . ; Sleeping with alarm clocks under their pillows is a new fad among prac- ; tiding physicians of Chicago. Even this fails to awaken them occasionally. A physician's life must be a most strenuous one in Chicago. • The Indiana man who gave $100,000 to foreign missions and then went to • Jive in an almshouse has treasure laid up in heaven, which is more than can Ajbe said of some of our trust magnates, who keep every cent they can get. A Chicago girl recently resisted five footpads and pat them to flight, and all with a hatpin. It's all very well to make fun of a woman's ability to shoot ami throw rocks, but she is right there every ti ne when it couies to jabbing a hatpin... •• •• "TUB# republic i.-< not an empire," said the Hou. W A. Barber at a South­ ern society diuner in New York recent­ ly. It would be difficult to convince , some of our South American neighbors that it doesn't consider itself an umpire, however. . A BILL has been introduced in Con­ gress for the loan of $1,000,000 for the use of the Jamestown exposition, which is to be held ta old Virginia next year* .pear the spot wdUre the Caucasian raoe first settled oh the North American con­ tinent three centuries ago. Congress in former years has dealt generously with the big expositions that celebrated events of far less importance. The first settlement on this soil is uot only the greatest event in three centuries, but, next to the discovery, is the greatest in the world's history for more than a thousand years. Congress will only be voicing the sentiment of the entire country when it makes this appropria­ tion, wkich will be returned in .due tirne.^ ' A Miraculous Cure. S The following statement by It. M Adams and wife, Henrietta, Pa., will interest parents and others. "A miracu­ lous cure has taken place in our hornfe. Our child had eczema 5 years and was pronounced incurable, when we read about ElectrioiBitters, and concluded to try it Before the second bottle was all taken we noticed a change for the better, and after taking 7 bottles he was completely cured." It's the up-to- date blood medicine and body building tonic. Guaranteed. 50c and $1.00 at N. H. Petesch's, McHenry; G. W. Bes- ley's, West McHenry, drug stores. ' Kxftpralon 'Ratex for the Holidays To Extensive Territory, Via the North-Western Line. Excur­ sion tickets will be sold at reduced rates oh ten dates: December 30, 21, 22, 28, 24, 25, 29, 80, 81, 1906, and Jan 1, 1907, good returning until and including Jan­ uary 7, 1907, to stations on the North- Western Line, (including C. St. P. M. & O. R'y.), and to points dn several other lines, for fall details of which ap­ ply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y. Dec 81 Will Interest Many. Every person should know that good health is impossible if the kidneys are deranged. Foley's Kidney Cure wHl cure kidney and bladder disease in every form, and will build up and strengthen these organs so they will perform their functions properly. No danger of Bright's disease or diabetes if Foley's Kidney Cure is taken in time. G. W. Besley. The Plaindealer and Chicago Daily Chronicle, both papers one year for $3.50. Order at once as the time of this o f f e r i r l i m i t e d . ; g ; - V New Cure lor Epilepsy. { J. B. Waterman, of Watertown, O., rural free deliyery, writes: "My daugh­ ter, afflicted for years with epilepsy, was cured by Dr. King's New Life Pills. She has not had an attack for over two years." Best body cleansers and life giving tonic pills on earth.. 25c at N. H. Petesch's, McHenry; G. W. Besley's, West McHenry, drug stores. Why not get in line? Yes, it is a special--a very special--rate. $1.55 for this paper and The Weekly Inter Ocean for one full year< Don't let it get away from you. The relief of Coughs and Colds thra laxative influence originated with Bee's Laxative Cough Syrup containing Hon­ ey and Tar, a congh syrup containing no opiates or poisons, which is exten­ sively sold. Secure a bottle at once, obtain a guarantee coupon, and if not fully satisfied with results your money will be refunded. Sold by N. H. Pet- each, druggist. We give you the news of town and county, and give it to you right, while The Weekly Inter Ocean prints the tele­ graphic news of America and the cabled news of all the world. $1.55 for both papers one year. Catarrh of the nose and throat should lead you to at least ask us for a free trial box of Dr. Shoop's Catarrh Cure. Nothing so surely proves merit as a real, actual test--and Dr. Shoop. to prove this, earnestly desires that we let yon make that test. This creamy, Snow White healing balm soothes the throat and nostrils and quickly purifies a foul or feverish breath. Call' and investi­ gate. N. H. Petesch. Notice! To insure publication in The Plain- dealer copy mnst be in the office no later than Wednesday noon of each week. Advertisers, especially, are asked to take particular notice to this MakeN the Liver Lively. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup gives per­ manent relief in cases of habitual con­ stipation as it stimulates the liver and restores the natural action of the bow­ els without irritating these organs like pills or ordinary cathartics. Does not nauseate or gripe and is pleasant" to take. Remember the name Orino and refuse substitutes. G. W. Besley. Old Folks' dance at Central opera house Friday evening. December 28. Most people know that if they have been sick they need Scott's Emtit~ *sion to bri% back health and itrengdb But the strongest point about Scott's Emulsion is that you don't have to*b§ |ick to get results from it. It keeps up the athlete's »trength, puts fat •0gk thin people, makes a fretful baby happyv brings color to a pale girl's cheeks, apd pra* lents coughs, colds and consumption. Food in concentrated, form fear well, young and old, rich and poor. And it contains no drugs and no alcohol* ALL ORtdCQISTS; BOc. AND Sl.OO. 1^ the Closing days^ of the old year we wish to express our apprecia­ tion for the patronage bestowed upon, this store.) We have told you eyery week thru this paper what we are doing/and you have gen­ erously responded^ .You have brought us good will and cash and we thank you for It. Wishing you all a happy and prosperous New Ifours trulyn we are. • Vl h : Hi*#; . .* • 'y. :&>' * f * u * -v- iifiSi-? * C. •• S' . ' • ' ' 'MS - - fl. L Buemann, • - ttlest KteBtmy iK ^liotuMuida Have Kidney VfOttfele and Don't EInow it. How To find Oat. Fill a bottle or common glass with your inter and let it stand twenty*fo6r hours; a sediment or set­ tling indicates an unhealthy condi­ tion of the kid­ neys; if it stains your linen it Is evidence of kid­ ney trouble; too frequent desire to pass It or pain in the back Is also convincing proof that the kidneys and blad­ der are out of order. > .- . What to Do. There is comfort in the knowledge so often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passage. It corrects inability to hold water and scalding pain in passing It, or ba4 effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, and to get up many times during the night. The mild and the extra­ ordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for its won­ derful cures of the most distressing cases. If you need a medicine you should have the best. Sold by druggists in 50c. and $1. sizes. You may have a sample bottle of this wonderful discovery and a book that tells more about it, both sent absolutely free by mail. Address Dr. Kilmer & Home of smuap-Root. Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men­ tion reading this generous offer in this paper. Doh't make any mistake, bnt remem her the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kil­ mer's Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamton, N. Y.. on every bottle. PROS A TE NEWS [Furnished by McHenry County Abstract Company, Woodstock, Illinois.] REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. James M. Adsit Si w to Johh Young et al, wHnwX sec 1 McHenry f ISO 00 Nils A. Nelson et al to Mary Nielson. It 3 M Schaefer's snbdvn pt neM sec 18, McHenry 100 Z. A. Rutherford & w to Geo. Hofaen- stein, It in Rin^wood 1 00 Geo. Hohenstein & w to E. G. Bother- ford, same too MARRIAGE LICENSES. William Noe, 27.. Chemung Twp. PauAe Keller, 18 Chemung Twp. Roy EggerickB, 28 ..... Dixon Mary Ehlert, 20.. ..... .Harvard Charles Nickels, 28... Elgin Minnie Justen, 19 .'. .Crystal Lake William B. Mott, 88, Duluth, Minn. Inez C. Ellis, 28 Duluth, Minn. Edward Bl. Carlson, 87. Chicago Hilma Pearson, 84.. .......... .Chicago "Pine-ules" (non-alcoholic) made from resin from our Pine Forests, used for hundreds of years for Bladder and Kid­ ney diseases. Medicine for thirty days, $1.00. Guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded. Get our guarantee coupon from N. H. Petesch, druggist. Old Folks' dance at Central opera house Friday evening, December 38. Your money refunded if after using three fourths (1) of a tube of ManZan you are dissatisfied. Retnrn the bal­ ance of the tube to your druggist, and your money will be cheerfully returned, Take advantage of this offer. N. H. Petesch, druggist. Excursion Tickets to Ponltry Show Elgin, III., Via the Korth-Western Line, will be sold Dec. 81 to Jan. 5, inclusive, limited to retnrn until Jan. 7, inclusive. Ap­ ply to agents Chicago & North-Western B y. Dec. 81 Floods the body with warm, glowing vitality, makes the nerves strong, quickens circulation, restores .natural vigor, makes you feel like one born again. Hoilister's Rocky Mountain Tea. 85 cents. G. W. Besley. Vnrjr Low Bate* to Denver, Colo., Nattoa- al and Western Live Stock Show, Via the North-Western Line. Excur­ sion tickets will be sold January 19, 20 and 21, with favorable retnrn limits. Apply to agents Chicago & North- Western R'y. Deo 81 Of course you pay your money, B,ut you get your money's worth, fror what does money mean to yon When Rocky Mountain Tea'* on earth? G. W. EM*. Head The Plaindealer. returned. Sola by i PHOTO STUDIO. Portrait*. All shapes and'sizes. Sev­ eral proofs to select from. Each doa- en finished In different styles. Price, 19.00 and upward. Outdoor Work. We have extensive apparatus for all kinds of outdoor work, such as group pictures, views r buildings, cattle, machinery, etc. EidarftiMntn. Copied from small picture. Likeness guarant In every instance. Finished in bli and white or colors. Frames. A variety of styles in stock to select from. Odd sixes ipade up for any size picture, certificate, etc. Waukegan St., near the Standpipe. WEST McHENRY, ILL. Telephone, 495 £hicago A Nortb-Western. Effective November 18, WMUE DAT TBAWB. nobthbouh® l&ave Chicago. 7.00 am.. Vta Elgin 9.00 a m.. Via Des Plaines . 3.85 pm.. Via Des Plaines.. 4.00 p m Via Elgin ..Via Des Plaines.. SUNDAY TRAINS. . r... Via Elgin .. Via Des Plaines.... . . Via Elgin WMK DAT TRAIHS. SOUTHBOUND. 4.57 pm. • r- 8.45am. ... 9.10am....: a.OSpm.... Leave McHenry. „ 7.20 am Via Elgin 8.29am .ViaDes Plaines... 4.23 pm... Via Des Plaines.. 4.83 pm Via Elgin SUNDAY TRAINS. 7.20am Via Elgin...... 5.00 p m Via Des Plaines.... 5.00 pm VlaElaln. . .. im ArrhrS McHenry. 10.17 a m 10.17 a m 4£0 p m MOp m ..S.40poi .11.14 a m ..11.14 am .. 4.56 pm Arrive Chicago. ..10.10 am . .9.56 am ...0.15 pm .. .7.10 p in ..lSJtfiam ...0.90 p m ...7.50 p m G. S. RANDALL. E. L. JOSLYN. J $ RANDAll 8c J0S1YN j | AUCTIONEERS. j Farm Sato, * specialty. i Satisfaction guaranteed. A Terms made known on a application. Address \ <i. S.RiBdiil, W.Mdleory. j IK Yazoo Mississippi Valley Is the title of anew pamphlet now ready for distribution and published by the Illinois Central Railroad Company. It describes in detail the resources and pos­ sibilities of the richest valley In the United States. For free copy address the undersign­ ed at Manchester, Iowa. J. F. MERRY. Dc. 31. General Immigration Agent. HOLLISTM'S flacky Mountain Tea N A Buy lbdfaiss to Buy PmbIs. r*inp CbUta Jbaltk rnH Iwtfed ffeK A . •VHjIflo for Constipation, IWttgMtkm, Live r ; -iJney Troubles, Pbnptes, EeMtna, Impur •, Bad Breath, Slunfih bowels, eadacl m •tiickache. It's Ro^f Hountoln Tea iniu tt - >rm, as oents a box. Genuine made t. left.- LMTaa DMM Oompaht, Vadisoa, Wis. •iLiiHH NUfifiETS FOR SALLOW PCOfLE Want Column. All advertisements Iiuerted under thla head «t the (oUsvingrttei: Five lines or IMS, SB cent* (or lint insertion; 1& cents for each (ubsequeni: iniiartlon. More taan Ave linen, 6 cents • line {or flr«t Insertion, and 3 eentci a line for addition*! insertion!*. TOE SALE--80 acres of tbe best land In Mc- 1 Henry county. Fair buildings, good wa­ ter, 3 miles from Borden's condensing factory in McHenry. Inquire of A. 8. Parks, Agent Standard Oil Co.. Woodstock, 111. I7tf PftARM FOB SALE--H. C. Mead offers his *- farm, consisting of 121 acres, model farm house, t#o good barns, poultry house, spring house; within one mile of depot at Melieury, condensing factory, butter factory and grist mill. Terms reasonable and made known on application. H. C. Mead, West McHenry, 111. rel- her We care not how you suffered nor , what failed to cure yon, Hollister's I Rocky Mountain Tes makes tip*puniest, , weakest specimen ot man or womanhood strong and healthy. 85 cents G. W. ; ' " A 'i..": 1 " ' - .1 r "'-'A.c , .¥ . . ... B1NOWOOD. ' 8. W. Smith and family are enter: taining company. ' • Mrs. August Walters .iii visiting atives and friends here. ' Miss Eleanor Hawley is spending vacation with her folks, Miss Mayme Knox visited with Mrs. Keefe aud family one day recently. Miss Margaret Kin* is spending the holidays with her folks at Harvard. J. C. Ladd started for Texas last Wednesday and expect* to be gone about two weeks. - Lonnie Smith nad the misfortune to fall on the oement sidewalk and cut a gash in his knee. Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Cristy of Wau­ paca, Wis, are spending the holidays arith fir. and Mr%.L||iuraih. : SINGLE AND ! ; DfiviiBj Harness! | Give us your, order for J that new single or driv- J inff Harness. Our work \ is the best and prices are J right. See our elegant J line of Dusters and Xap J Robes. :: :: :: :: : \ CARRIAGE TRIMMING A SPECIALTY i M. A.THELEN ] MpHENRY, ILLINOIS. J Bank of This Bank receives, deposits, buys . and sells Foreign and Domestic Exchange,anddoesa^ \ (Ennui BANKING We endeavor to do all business intrusted to our care in a manner and upon terms entirely satisfact­ ory to our customers and respect­ fully solicit the public patronage. Honey to Loan cm real estate and other first class security. Special attention given to collections. INSURANCE In First Class Companies, at the lowest raftss. Tours Respectfully Perry & Owen, Notary Public* * Bankers. CENTERVILLE Market We handle everything to the line of fresh and salt We also handle Joh burgh Creamery But! s- ^ > Chas. Q. Frett, Y McHenry, HI. - mm mu MCHENRT IU. FRIDAY EVENINd ' The bi^st iBd best daoce ever held in McHeary. Dince Tickets $1.00 Supper served in tie main floor tt 35 cents per pUte. Spectators 25 cents in cilery. Something special 1 The Weekly In­ ter Ooean and this paper for f 1.56 for oMymc. j4ak m what it Did Vou $a y=£ meals M i T We caff^su^pljr you in first-class style with the finest meats , ^ that money can buy. ^ We seH beef by the quarter . Do you want one? ; speak up. Fresh * Fish - Friday * f F, MATTHEWS, JR. / , D.T. SMILEY A TTOBNBY AT LAW, Woodit^, SIllM All business intrusted to his care will 1 properly and promptly attended to. W.m STONE. Successor to Dr. F. C. Ross.) Office Hours from 9 a. m. until 5:80 ' p. m. Also open evenings, McHENRY, - V < ILLINOIS^ y Office and Residence over Petesch's Drug * Store. Telephone No. 874. , f ( or; r. G. chamberlin DKNTIST. ' Office SMI Residence over (1. J. WaUh*s Stmt's / Hours: 8:oo to 5:30.; , WSSX MCHbkst, III. ftl Qeneral Teaming of all kinds. :BKcavatin;| and aradiii£^ ^ '-j ncHENRY 'J ILLINOIS Telephone No. *93. SIMON Insurance Agent for all classesof property in the best Companies. •' - West McHenry. FRANK BUHR v' JPRACTICAL PAINTKR . r :£ AND PAPER HANGER 4 CARRIAGE PAINTING, $5.00 and UPWARD § i v House and Sign Paint ing and all Interior Dee» ty- y*j orating. Residence north town line one bloCK V. wesi of river. Telephone No. 254. * McHenh*. - « , - iLLINOIf- • T - j - - > John «Jf. Vycxitaf DEALER IN x V "t v General Hardware ^ Stoves, Paints and Oils. Tin and ma* •' . chine repairing of all kinds. 'Phone 549' McHENRY, ILLINOIS, :'?!*• ' • •• :k *•, ' > ;v. : ' Old Folks'dance at Central ^ • Tolephon#, Office in Heini^ No. 004. \ ^ er bWg., Oenterville , % ; , w " v .•»i <4? ... • i D. .D . t VETERINARY SURCiEQM AND DENTIST. Mchenry, M -- Wel'.-drilH'ftj^ a specialty.- ,rPhone WM. BACON Dealer in Windmills, Plpbs, Pumps, Fitting Well Supplies. First-class work guaranteed; McHENiRY, IUUf vi Tel. Main I7«4^r, WHY " do people of t ~'r Henry, Lake ai£ ? X * other count! si'H-V., drop in at Lambert •• Q. Seng'a , . 92 Fifth Ave.. - - i, • ChlCAjOOF • Because it' is ad j( homelike. H " K I L L thb COW and C U R E the L U N < w ™ Dr.King^ Now Disoifiory FOR Ci 0NSUMPTI0N, OUGHSand OLDS Price 6Qc &$1.00 - Free Tritl. Surest and Ctuickest Cure for all THROAT and LUNG TROUB­ LES, or MONEY BACK. PATENTS fraaitfy. oMatned, or FCE RCTURNCO. Mvsints'BxraimMes. Our oManocs aas THK 10SMT. Send model, photo or sketch (or expert search and tree report oin patentability. mniMOSMtNT BnitB oondnoted before all eMrta. Patents obtained through hi, aBVSK- TISSD and SOLO, free. TMOS4MMS. SIONS and COFYKIOHTS quickly obtained. Opposite (I. a. Patent Offloe, WAaHlNQTON, D. O. DSWIFT&0 •> ' ' % li THE:" ORIGINAL LAXATIVE COUGH jmur Bnlaon every botua €».,ChteaM ' Jf - 'h'}! S ' %?#,• mm*-. ^ V*«' >r. ; 1 , - C O N T A I N I N G HONEY--TAR rffsft^eressi'issrsi MT' Uttrnmm bowrtsa^m^aa^^tM. HMM opera