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\ V y • , '.&c « * i*\ . *( "• * Professional, Society V . a.nd BiHprifaesss Cards is DAVID G. WELLS, ». 1> pH¥8IOiAN, 8LHOESON AND OODLIbT *- Office and residence corner Elm «w Green streets, McHenry. Telephone No. 311 • * • " V - - ! * 7 m-Jm JPEOfbiiK & KtfGfiw iliPillHM, MCHfiBf Hi. Office u,t Kcsidcnce,corner Court F.lui ijtreet}* ..Telephone 333. D. T. SMILEY A TTOtrtH&r"AT LAW,'%*>dsto<k, IHi JT\ A II All .uuMtsws intrusted to his care will properly anu pmn.j*tly attended to. t'AliKKK WEB8TKK LASSi 4r>;u. l»l„ <(C i.fctor building, 122Moppf rent. Chicago. Telephone Central DR. K. G. DKNTIST, Office aixl BtsMmce over ft J Waleh't '/Hours: 8:oo to §:aO A WRsi' MoHBNKy. III. "f' rit^-; ^ r - 4 Vf • ,»,< ...... -4. Telephone Ne. a** SlMOtf sTdrrfcL Chat new harness Have you your order your new spring har­ ness? If not, let us figure with you. We are turning out some of the finest work ever seen i n Mc­ Henry and want to do your wok. New harnesses are being b e i n g t u r n e d o u t here right along and our customers are pleased. Come in and let us give you our prices. :: :: m. H. Cfcefen, McHENRY, ILLINOIS. There is one thing that will It--Aycrs Hair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-medicine. It quickly destroys the germs which .cause this disease. The unhealthy scaip becomes healthy. The dandruff disap­ pears, had to disappear. A healthy scalp means a great deal to you--healthy hair, no dan­ druff, no pimples, no eruptions. The best kind of a testimonial-- "Sold lor over sixty years." Mad* by J. O. AyvT Co., Uwsll, ] Alao mams facta reffn of SARSAPAEJUA. .. PIL1.S. CHEU8Y PECTORAL. Bank of • McHenry This Bank receives, deposits, trays and sells Foreign and Domestic Exchange, and does a ... GENERAL MUKIIK BUSINESS. We endeavor to do all business intrusted to our care in a manner and upon terms entirely satisfact­ ory to our customers and respect- Honey to Loan on real estate and other first class security. Special attention given to ^IJectionSi ;5 ASSURANCE in First Class Companies, at the lowest rates. Yours Respectfully Perry & Owen, Notary Public. - Bankers. PUBLISHED EVKKY TIIUKSDAY HX F. G. SCHREINER. Office in Bank Building. Telephone, No.STS, TERMS OF 8UB8<§RIPTION: Out- year ^,.. tLBO Six months, 75cts Three months. 40eta. CENTERV1LLE J/te handle everything in the line of fresh and salt MEATS iind Sausages also handle Creamery Johns. Butts* Chas. G. Frett, McHenry, III ett, _J Why Not | give us your next order for that steak ? W e would be pleased to fill it for you. We know that we can please you . as we handle nothing but the best. Buy - your meats where you know you are being v given a fair deal and honest prices. That is what we do Here every day in the week. Qtr line of Sausages, Salt and SmAked Meats is always fresh and up- to-date. E. F. Matthews, West McHenry, 111. Thursday, July 25, 1907* An Ideal All Aruund Newspaper. Probably no other newspaper in the United States can show so brilliant an array of special features suited to the tastes and needs off every member of the family as the Chicago Record-Her­ ald. Its regular daily and Sunday fea­ tures include the letters of William E. Curtis and Walter Wellman, besides the special dispatches from the great centers. Next in importance comes the Record-Herald's unparalleled foreign news service, embracing its own special cables and those of the New York Her­ ald, Journal of Commerce and Associ­ ated Press. Its pages devoted to com­ mercial and financial news of all kinds are unsurpassed in scope and accuracy. Among other noteworthy features are its popular sporting page, ite sound editorials, Riser's humorous "Alter­ nating Currents," the lively "Stories of the Streets and Town," the railroad and insurance columns, music and drama, society and clubs, daily reviews of the latest books, the continued story, the Woman Beautiful" department, the daily "Meals for a Day," news of the lakes, etc., besides a complete array of local and domestic news--all uniting to give the people of Chicago and the Northwest a complete and interesting all-around newspaper. The Sunday Magazine of the Record-Herald is an artistic and literary triumph. Famous authors and illustrators, fine paper and presswork, combine to make it the rival of the great Independent periodicals and a distinct departure in Sunday journal­ ism. Headache and constipation disappear when Dade's Little Liver Pills are used. They keep the system clean, the stom­ ach sweet. Taken occasionally they keep you well. They are for the .entire family. Sold at N, H.« Petesch's drug store. Social Hop. (Everybody is most cordially invited to attend a social hop to take place at Stoffel's hall, West McHenry, on the evening of Saturday, July 27. Floor committee: West McHenry, Harry Chubaroff; McHenry, Robert Fegers; Woodstock, Will Riley; Nunda, Andrew Henderson, Jr.; Ringwood, Clarence Whiting; Genoa Junction, Mr. Rehorst; Wauconda, Vincent Martin; Emerald Park, Walter Walsh. Music by Mer­ ger's. Dance tickets, 50 cents. We give you the news of town and county, and give it to you right, while The Weekly Inter Ocean prints the tele­ graphic news of America and the cabled news of all the world, fl.55 for both papers one year Forest Kentivai. The M. E. Sunday school will give a forest festival in E. S. Wheeler's grove next Friday evening, Jnly 38. Ice cream and cake, 15 cents; ice cream, 10 cents. Music by the Ringwood band. Everybody cordially invited. ' Pavilion dance at the Columbia park pavilion, near Johnsburgh, on Wednes­ day evening, Jnly 81. Everybody in­ vited. Ice cream and sodft water at Petesch's. J The Land of Noises. "In China night is as alive as the day and is filled with whoops, noisy conversations, the singsong accom­ panying work, boisterous repartee and every oilier unmusical sound," says a writer in the J£pntreal Standard. "In addition, the darkness is one long howl of dogs, cackle of geese, braying c€ donkeys, croaking of frogs, the squeal­ ing of pigs, the drumbeats of the po- »i«vnsnn hoc! «»venf as some one has i said, 'the singing of the stars.' In­ dividually thS people are full of varie­ ties of unsuppressed violent demon- strativeness, and collectively they are only a terrific tribal turbulence. One most appropriate name for China has never teen given it. It has been called the Yellow Kingdom, the Middle King­ dom, the Celestial empire, the Pigtail nation, the Sleepy Giant and others. No one of these Is more applicable than the nation of noises. Noise is seem- inly the first element of Chinese life and has been cultivated for centuries by Chinese talent and in conception, development and execution presents not only new varieties, but scores of new species." ' The Bright A few days ago one of Philadelphia's prominent society women told her but­ ter to tell all visitors that she was not at home. At night, when enumerating the persons who had called during the day, he mentioned the lady's sister, when his mistress exclaimed: "I told you, man, that I was always at home for my sister! You ought to have shown her in." Next day the lady went ouf to make a few calls, and during her absence her sister came to the house. "Is your mistress at home?" she asfc- ed the butler. "Yes, madam," was the reply. The lady went upstairs and looked everywhere for her sister. On coming downstairs she said to the butler, "My sister must have gone oat, for I cannot find her." "Yes, madam, she has gone out, but she told, me last night that she was al­ ways at home to you."--Philadelphia Record. HerChoioe Tea, There is a true story told of a wealthy American lady who was in China and one of the court officials, wishing to do her great honor, promised to send her a cAsket containing some extraor­ dinary tea. In due time an exqui­ sitely packed box arrived containing tea. She bade many of her society friends to a series of afternoons, at which this tea was served, its de­ licious qualities expatiated upon and all seemingly enjoyed the beverage. At the end of the season when the casket was almost empty she found a very small beautifully decorated bo^, which on opening contained the price­ less tea. What she had used was the dried tea leaves that had been used probably time and again by coolies. It seems that rare and costly tea is packed in tea to preserve the aroma and flavor. It was such a rich joke upon herself that the hostess told the story, and the society set had a good laugh.--Oi icago Record-Herald. The Literal Mind. All orders to native servants In India must be literally given, for In that manner they will be received. A mis­ sionary once took a country lad as a servant when going out on a boating journey. As there are no lavatories on board the country boats, one's ablu­ tions have to be performed in a very simple manner, an ordinary bucket serving as a wash bowl. The boy was told to bring some water and in doing so happened to spill a little on the floor. "Why don't you throw it all over me?" asked the missionary jocosely. "Aha," said the lad, and Immediately, to his master's astonishment, took up the pall and emptied it over his em­ ployer's head. PATENTS Promptly obtained, or FEE RETURNED. SO VKAKS'EXPSRICNCC. Our CHANCES AM ml LOWEST, ttoiud model, plioto or sketch (or wtpert search and free report on patentadjiUty. MrRINCCMIHT HUlti' conducted before <tll euurfci I'atent* obtained through us, ADVER­ TISED i.uid SOLD, true. TRADE-MARKS, PCM- and COPYRIGHTS quickly obtained. Opposite U. 8. Patent Offloe, WASHINGTON, D. C. •SWIFT*®- Weak Women To we*;, aiid Jllni wfcuitu, iiiere is at least oat Way to help. But with that way, two treatments, Bust be combined. One is local, one U constitu­ tional, but both are important, both witunt-i#!, Dr. Shoop's Night Cure is the local. Dl. Bfaoop's Ei«tnratly« th« fVinst itiitiOBaL Theformer--Dr. Shoop's Night Cure--is a topical mucous membrane suppository remedy, while Dr. Shoop's Restorative is wholly an internal treat- ment. The Restorative reaches throughout the entire system, seeking the repair ol all nerve, all tissue, and all blood ailments. The "Night Cure", as its name' implies, does Ite work while you,sleep. It soothes sort and in flam- id mucous surfaces, heals local weaknesses and discharges, while the Restorative, eases nervous excitement, gives renewed vigor and ambition, builds up wasted tissues, bringing about renewed strength, vigor, and energy. Take Dr. 8hoop'B H »*ton»tiv»--"Tablets or Liquida general teulc 1 to tlie system. Kor positive local help, use as well I Dr. Shoop's Night Curo Fro* Medical Advioe. A well known London physician at a dinner party one evening was much worried by one who was seeking gra­ tuitous advice. "Do you know, doc­ tor," said his questioner, "I know a man who suffers so terribly with indi­ gestion that at times he can do noth­ ing but bowl with pain. What woiiild you do In that case?" •'Well, I suppose," responded the medical man, "I should bowl with pain too.**--Westminster Gazette. flabbergasted Pa. "Ah, pater, I am no end glad to be home from college." "What's that?" "I am jolly well pleased, y'knaw." "Hank, clean out. the old stall! There's a new critter on the place.**-- Louisville Courier-Journal. M. H. PETESCH, A Thorough Sport. The Deacon--Young man, don't you know that there's a rainy day com­ ing? Spendthrift--Mebby there is, but rve got $5 that says the weather man won't call the turn. Come, now, if you've got any nerve, show your money, A Qood Imitation. The other day an amateur artist was producing some rapid sketches to amuse his children. He drew a sketch of a hen so naturally that when it was afterward thrown in the waste paper basket It laid there. A Little Different. "I suppose," she said with fiUe sar- fcasm, "you were sitting up with a friend?" "No, m'dear," replied he truthfully; "I was settln' 'em up with a friend."--Houston Post. MASQU&L&T'S PHARMACY, -McHENRY Insurance Agent for all elaafleaof* :.pSj®^^in-tbe best Companies. W®st McHenry, Illinois v\- *%j " ' :: -3?"* A 1-- Want Column. AU advertiaements Inserted under thin bead at the following rates: Five lines or Ichb, 86 cents for flrat insertion; 15 oentu for each subsequent insertion. More than tlve lines, 6 cents a line for flrat insertion, and .1 cents a line for addltiona insertions. F°", HALE--A choice farm of 100 acres 2H miles from McHenry. H cash, balance long time at 5 per cent. 5l-tf Bank or McHenry. TpOR SALE--At a bargain, an elegant piano, nearly new. In first class condition. For further information apply at this office. 51-tf XjVJli SALE--A good Kasollne stove. For further information apply to E. Lawless 1-tf Mcllenry. F°ft BALE-- Kifcht room house with ten lots located in West McHenry, also 80:acre farm, located just outside village corpora­ tion, having river frontage. (Jopn buildings. For further information apply to J. J. Booh, McHenry, 111. 2-Hnio TJH>K HALE--Dakota and Colorado lands. Homesteads located. For further Infor­ mation apply to or address E. W. Howe, Mc­ Henry. 111. 3-tt tt*AKM FOB H A L E O n p o f t h e f i n e s t 300 " acre farms in Lake county, under the best of cultivation, situated on the banks of a beautiful lake. In order to close an estate 1 offer this farm at a very low figure and on very low terms. Apply £o B. W. Innkss, Riv­ erside hotel, McHenry. 5-fcf LOST--On streets of McHenry last Thurs­day afternoon, a blue handbag contain­ ing $14.20 In money. Party was seen picking it up and reward will be given If left at this office. "C>OR SA LE--A good farm of 180 acres. Fair improvements, X mile of river frontage. Inquire of E. W. Howe, McHenry. 4 Ti^OR SALE--A quantlty.of hay; to be cut on ^ shares or sold in lots. H. C. Mkad, West McHenry. 4-St Luck In Palling. "It's a peculiar thing the tricks that luck will now and then pia^ a chap," said a prominent physician recently. "Take, for Instance, the breaking of bones in one's body. Did you ever stop and think how very many hard and high falls a man can have, light on rocky ground with half his body twisted under the other half, so to speak, and come off with not even a scratch? Then, again, a fellow will just trip over his own foot and, falling to the ground, break a leg or an arm. A good many will say it all depends on how one alights, but that seems to have absolutely nothing to do with it, as I have seen a man alight in a cer­ tain way from a high fall and never injure himself, and then again have I seen a second chap alight in the same identical way and break a leg and an . arm."--Columbus Dispatch. ^ Diplomatic Reticence. The social reformer was paying a visit to the convicts in the peniten­ tiary and asking them various ques­ tions. "And what ere you doing here, my friend?" he said to % good Woking man In the shoeshop. "Making shoes," was the reply that discouraged any further Inquisition lil that direction. John,* Discharging the Cook. "Well, cook's gone at last, said Mrs. B. "Good. You must have had more courage than I gave you credit for to discharge her." i "I didn't do it. She discharged her­ self. I flattered her so about her cook­ ing that she thought she was too good to stay with us, and off she v«nt" Muaio Hath Charma, ' "Waiter!" called (he customer In the restaumnt where an orchestra was playing. "Yes, sir." "Kindly tell the leader of the orches­ tra to play something sad and low while I dine. I want to see if It won't have a softening influence on this steak!"--Tit Bits. _ Shifting the Blame. Husband--Where did I leave my spectacles last night? Wife--Let me see! I saw them somewhere, but I can't remember where It was. Hus­ band--That's just like a woman--can't remember anything.--Exchwaga. iV:.; -7 6 tm*. I Hard to Pit. She--He has a most extraordinary figure, hasn't he? He--That's so. I believe an umbrella is about the only ( thing he can buy ready made.--Ally Bloper. The bites and stings of insects, tan, sunburn, cuts, burns and bruises are re­ lieved at once with Pinesalve Carbol- ized. Acts like a poultice and draws out the inflammation. Try it. Price 25 cents. Sold at N. H. Petescb's drug store. • HORSE WANTED-A good roadster weight about 1150 pounds, age between four and- seven years. Must be sound in every respect. J. N. Miller, Mc­ Henry, m. Coming Forth. Stage Manager--Why didn't you go on when you got your cue, "Con>* forth?" Super--Oi was waitln' for the other three to go on first Sure, an' how could Ol come fourth If I wint flrstr Pavilion Dance. A most cordial invitation ia extended to all to attend a pavilion dance at Nell's pavilion, Colombia park, near Johnsburgh, Wednesday evening, July 81. Floor committee: Johnsburgh, Will Smith; McHenry, Lewis Bishop; West McHenry, Joe Schoewer; Ring- wood, Peter Freund; Spring Grove, Joseph Miller; Pistakee Bay, mike Schaefer; Volo, Peter Weingard; Lily Lake, Theo. Wagner; Orisvvolu Lake, Martin Wagner; Round Lake, Martin Thelen; Ingleside, Will Klein. C. Hap ke's orchestra will furnish the innsie for the occasion. Refreshments will be served on >.:V: 50 cents. > 1 T r tjffa yi r f a b ; An error commonly made By home ownm 'lj in underestimating Ate necessity of proper sanitary equipment for the kitchen. 1 Only a few years sgo it was considered good forin to encase die sink in wood thereby concealing the trap,, making it inac­ cessible and offering a place for the collection of filth and vermin. If this condition exists in your household,. it aftd ksro the true state of affidn. Pp not lqse sight |of the fact that your food is prepared in the kitchen and the utensils in which it is prepared .depend on the'sanitary ar> rang em ent s ifb£ cleanliness, there­ fore safeguard against contamination of cither s Todd or i^nsik,/>i. The most certain # way to do this is to employ us to inttall a sn&wy white, spotlessly clean, ^texiMid* Porcelain Enameled Kitchen Sink. You will find it a remedy for kitchen troubles. : " *'-V j&'.i McHenry. FRANK BUI1K PRACTICAL PAINT2&R AND PAPER HANGER * *$'- (ARRIA0E PAINTING, .00 and UPWAR# House and Hign Painting and all Interior I>edS? ^ oral lug. Residence north to\y|i liuuoijt' bloesfc , • wesi of river. Telephone No.2ft<. ' ' ' McHenry, - - ILUNC Orchard Beach Sanatorium McHenry, Illinois For.the treatin^nt -of cnrnhle Chronic) Diseases (nervous ttfilic tions, diseases of stomach, bowels and liver, rheumatism, goat, obes­ ity, catarrh, anemia, general de­ bility, etc. Only Natural Meth­ ods Employed. - - - - Dr. Cdfl Strueh, Prop. too State Street, Suite 1409. CHICAUO, ILL. V« r P H I L I P J A E G E R p:$i GENERAL COflMISSION MERCHANT > * y "jo • SPBCIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE SAiaf Of» \* *•?" } Dreased Beel, flutton, Hogs, Ve*I, tildes, Etc., Butter and Egji * on the street Tags and prioe lists furnished on COLD STORAGE FREE CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. This is the oldest application. Stall 1 * 3. PaltM St. WhetoMle Market. J) The Doctor Awajr From Home Most Needed. When People are often very much disappoint ed to find that their family physician is away from home when "they most need his services. Diseases like cramp colic and cholera morbus require prompt treatment, and have in many instances proven fatal before ifibdioine could be procured or a physician summoned. The right way is to keep on hand a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy. No physician can pre scribe a better medicine for these dis eases. By having it in the house you es­ cape much pain and suffering and ail risk. Buy it now; It maar save ttle. For sale by all druggists. *J; Why not get iu line? Yes, it Ik a special--a very special--rate, fl.55 for this paper and The Weekly Inter Ooean for one full year. Don't let it get away from you. Summer coughs and colds yield at once to Bee's Laxative Cough Syrup. Contains honey and tar but no opiates. Children like it Pleasant to take. Its laxative qualities recommend it to mothers. Hoarseness, coughs and croup yield quickly. Sold at N. H. Petesch's drug store. I ay af# C C Street t» Est a# ~ A CMdy BHNI IIHIK PHOTO STUDIO. Portraits All shapes and sizes. Sev­ eral proofs to select froui. Kach doz­ en finished in different styles. Price, 13.0V -'.nit upward. Outdoor Work We have extensive apparatus for all kinds of outdoor work, such as group pictures, views f buildings, cattle, machinery, etc. Ci%la.rdemerit a Copied from any smalt picture. Likeness guaranteed In every instance. Finished in black and white or colors. Frame a A variety of styles In stock to select from. Odd sixes made up tor any size picture, certiilcate, etc. Waukegan St., near the Standpipe. WEST McHENKY, ILL/ ; " • Telephone. < 'fV, Jotrrv J. Vycita DEALKK IN GeneraJ Hardware Stoves, Paints and Oils. Tin and chine repairing: of-all kinds., 'Phone McHENRY, - V ILLINOIS® in '"*> v J N O . D . i^^ERCHANT TAILOJ* .... FIRST-CLASS WORK AT MOD­ ERATE PRICES. AtL WOBK. - CrtJAKANTMP. • <> * •, ' ,^pi' McHENRY, - - ILLINOIS^ ut;: Tel. Main 1714, W H Y 1 do people of Mtjy llenry, Lake an»| other count! ^ hop iu a# f "^ Lambert Q. Seng'*#*J •a Fifth Ave. , CHICAOO? 0' y. Because it'Ts sl&^r home like,.-, i&i K I L L the P O U C H AND C U R E THE L U N C 8 WITH Dr. King's New Discovery PRICE run \^rOLOS Trial Bottle Free AND ALL THROAT AND LUNG TROUBLES. GUARANTEED SATISFACTORY] OB MONEY REFUNDED. THE ORIGINAL LAXATIVE COUGH SYRUP llu BMtfor i aEjS aEaJI ^ 1^5 L A X A T I V E . Tiered letter B"Uon every botUs. CONTAINING HOMEMAR PETESCH. /P M Mdifluclet Oru^st ipmeciry SSSSfBBwBBBBS A Wonderful Happening. Port Byron, N. ¥., has witnessed one of the most remarkable cases of healing ever recorded. Amos F. King of that place says- "Buckles'» Arnica salve cured a sore on my leg with which 1 had suffered over 80 years." Guaran­ teed to cure all sores, by N. H. Pettjseh, F. Masquelet, McHenry, aud G. W. Besely of W. McHenry, druggists. 35c. ^ r ; ; f ' ' HSead The Plaindeaier e 'mat' We lMlve e «e«plete Itae of 4ke above aamed Trawes. You will always And here a full supply of our Family Medicines. We are ̂ lad to say that the public believe In us and have been our firm frteuds ever since we started in business. We recom- .niend that you visit this store for all kinds of Drugs, Medicines,^Chemicals. Fancy and Toilet Articles, Sponges, l'erfumery, Paints, Oils, ' Varnishes. Brushes. Etc. We are sure you will be well treated and will find pure and #*w«li»e-^He!*fts at moderate potees. 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