The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

HENRY. *kgjiMfe 10 CHIEFS LUCKY ILLINOIS. individual who redress. SHAH AND PRESIDENT ALCORTA DODGE BOMBS. ,-JT5 ferg® asd overshadowing deficit. Billy Lush has resigned from PERSIAN EFFORT FATAL Tale football t« the But lushing will eontinue in the same old woy. Bigheart, who died the other day, was the richest Indian in America. An Indian doesn't have to live up to bis name, any more than a white New York women may have tab­ leaux vivants as interesting as Chi­ cago's, but it will be everlastingly remembered in the smart set that Chicago got there first. The man with the hammer doesn't always hit the nail right on the head," says? the Washington Post. This is very true; he is engaged most of the time knocking his fellow-man. A bigamist in Britain is said to have married 500 times. And yet, so stub­ born is tradition, they will probably continue, in England, to give the palm of bravery to Nelson and Gdrdon. Another well-known French writer on international politics declares that war between the United States and Japan Is inevitable. Couldn't we get the'^French to let us have peace if we paid them well for it? Three of Monarch* Outrider* Are Slain While Explosive Tossed at South American Fails to Accomplish £nd. Teheran, Persia.--An attempt was made in this city Friday afternoon to assassinate the shah qf Persia by a bomb. His majesty was not hurt. Three of the outriders who were ac­ companying him at the time were killed. The shah owes his escape to the precautions taken to protect him from just such an attempt as was made Friday afternoon. He was on his way to a near-by town where ho intended to pass a few days. The pro cession had left the palace and was traversing a narrow street when twc bombs were hurled down at it from the roof of a house. One exploded in the air, but the other struck the ground near the shah's automobile This missile in exploding killed the three outriders, Wounded the chauf­ feur and a score of bystanders and shattered the vehicle. The shah, however, was not in his automobile. He had taken the pre­ caution to send the motor car on ahead TWO THOMASES INDICTED ^ : " "ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH." GOTHAM FINANCIERS ACCUSED OF LAW VIOLATIONS. '-?& T * - • Jury Returns True CFM *™™* P J fcuilty.* Mrs. Mary bridge, N. Y., The World almanac gives the stand­ ing army of Japan as 220,000, figures Indicating that a great part of it is in the United States acting as spies and getting arrested to help out the poor trat deserving, newspaper correspond ents. According to a St. Louis physician no scientific practitioner of medieino recognizes any such disease as the grippe. But it is pretty safe to sup­ pose that they get rather angry if their bill for its treatment is not recognized. Gertrude Atherton has announced that "New York never makes up its mind about anything." After all, re­ marks the Baltimore American, it is really interesting to discover that New York has a mind. The general Impression iB that it is entirely pocketbook. The Mont Cenis route, the oldest of flfc Alpine through lines, is to follow t&e lead of the St. Gothard and Sim- pkra routes and employ electric trac­ tion on its mountain division. Under the stress of competition of the more recent lines, the French government has also double-tracked the approach to the tunnel on its side of the moun­ tain, and the Italian government will -£§rry this double-tracking to Turin. f One of the English "suffragettes," -%lio tried, but vainly, to start the doc­ trine of force in this country, has been telling London that suffrage is checked in this country by the gallant- jrv nf men. who s»v the wnrnen can have anything they ask for, and the folly of the women, who reply that they have already everything they want. She seems, with true British denseness, to be utterly obliv­ ious of the excellent showing she is /Sinking for UB all around. Cable lines look straight enough as seen on the maps, but they are any­ thing but straight as they lie on the ocean floor. Dr. Klotz of Canada said la a recent lecture that the great Pa­ cific cable, 8,000 miles long, between Vancouver and New Zealand was time and again deflected from a straight line between the island sta­ tions at which it touched in order to avoid towering submarine moun­ tains or craters or ground that was Ittrd or otherwise undesirable as a resting place for the cable. 'The Ohio state fire marshal has been looking up the records and makes the announcement that last year in the United Slates parlor matches caused % loss of $2,000,000 and 500 lives. TJiat is a serious and tragic matter. But it is not fair to lay the blame wholly on the matches. They may be dangerous, but as a rule they do not start fires spontaneously. It is the human factor that must be reck­ oned with, and unfortunately, there la a great deal of carelesness, thoughtlessness and stupidity in the World. 8hah of Persia. and ride himself in a carriage further in the rear of the procession. The motor car was a closed one, and it was thought that the sovereign was inside. America Congratulates Him. Washington. ---- The shah of Persia Saturday received the congrat­ ulations of the American government on his escape from assassination. The message, signed by Secretary Root, was cabled to Minister Jackson at Teheran Friday: "Convey to his ex­ cellency hearty congratulations on his fortunate escape." Outrage in Buenos Ayres. Buenos Ayres.--A dynamite bomb was thrown Friday against a carriage in which President Alcorta was driv­ ing, but failed to explode. Four per­ sons were arrested charged with com­ plicity in the plot. Recently there has been political unrest in Argentina owing to the issuance January 26 of an executive decree closing the ex­ traordinary sessions of congress and putting into effect for the current financial year the budget of 1907. This extreme measure was made nec­ essary by the obstructive tactics of a majority in the senate which made impossible the passage of the budget or other legislation. New York.--Edward R. Thomas and Orlando F. Thomas, who are finan­ ciers of extensive interests, were in­ dicted Thursday on charges growing out of their management of the funds of the Provident Savings Life Assur­ ance society, which they controlled. The indictments, which were returned by the special grand jury for New York county, that has been investigat­ ing the Provident Life and other finan­ cial institutions, are three in number, two being against Edward R. and one against Orland F. The offenses charged are violations of the state in­ surance laws and constitute a misde­ meanor punishable by a fine of $500 or a year's imprisonment, or both, on each count. Late Thursday afternoon the Thom.\ses were arraigned, plead­ ed not guilty, and were given two weeks in which to change the pleas or demur, meantime being admitted to ball. Justice Dowling fixed bail at $5,000 on each indictment. I» the first indictment against E. R. Thomas be is accused of "unlawfully being pecuniarily interested as a beneficiary in a loan from an insurance company doing business in this state of which corporation he was then and there a director." This Indictment deals with a loan made by Thomas from the firm of Thomas, Maclay & Co., stock brokers. On April 2, 1907, Thomas was a customer of the firm, and in­ debted to them on demand loans in large sums. At the spme time, the in­ dictment alleges, Thomas, Maclay & Co. were indebted to other financial institutions, the loans being secured with stock and other securities of Thomas, Maclay & Co., and of their customers. RECEIVER FOR ROAD. International Railway Goes Into New Hands. Fort Worth, Tex.--On application •made in behalf of the Metro­ politan Trust company of New York, before Judge Edward R. Meek of the federal court of the Northern district of Texas, Wednesday afternoon, al­ leging default of the interest on a bond issue of 1892, T. J. Freeman of New Orleans was named as receiver for the International & Great Northern rail­ road. Surety will be executed and the receiver will soon qualify to take over the property. Mr. Freeman is gen­ eral solicitor for the Texas & Pacific railroad and high in the counsels of the Gould lines. He left for Dallas Wednesday afternoon. The Internar tional & Great Northern Railroad com­ pany, organized in 1873 and reorgan­ ized in 1892, operates 1,158 miles of road in Texas, one branch running from Longview to Laredo, and other branches from Fort Worth and from Palestine to Galveston. . The company has a bonded indebtedness of $25,327,- 053, and capital stock is issued to the amount cf •9 755 000. George J. Gould is president of the International & Great Northern Railroad company and its main office is in Palestine, Tex. REPORT 76 DEAD IN BLAST. . According to a table contained in fee annual report of the Carnegie Foundation showing tbe annual in­ comes of nearly 500 colleges and universities in this country, there are only four with incomes above % million dollars. These four are act specified by name, but the Bos­ ton Herald suggests that presum­ ably they are Harvard, Columbia, the University of Chicago and •the Stanford university. The in­ comes of half of the whole 500 range all the way from $10,000 to $50,000 only. Woman's ingenuity with a hairpin, and her invincibility when armed with a hatpin, are well known. A new Im­ plement has now been added to the feminine equipment--a pair of rubber shoes. Four persons were entangled in the coils of a live wire in New York. No one dared to hekj them, says the Youth's Companion in telling the story, until a young girl came along, took off her rubbers, and using them as gloves, handled the wire skillfully and safely, lied it round a telegraph pole, and walked quietly away, after having re- * fused to give her name. The Columbia debaters are opposed to entering the lists against a Cornell co-ed. No debate, in their opinion, is one unless everybody has a chance to talk. t A Cleveland preacher advises peo- i pie not to get married until they feel f%*that they will die if they don't. But everybody does feel that way. La Rosita Mine Explosion Fatal to Sconces of Toilers. Musquiz, Mex.--Details of the explo­ sion in the La Rosita mine, near San Juan De Sabinas, mention of which was made in Thursday's dispatches, were received Friday, and indicate that the explosion was more disastrous than at first believed. Seventy-six men were killed by the explosion, he ex­ plosion occurred a few minutes beforo Bix o'clock in the morning, juBt is preparations were being made to change the Bhifts. The disaster took place in what was known as shaft No. 3, and in which most of the laborers were Japanese. It is not definitely known at this writing nyhat caused the explosion, but fire-damp is believed to have been responsible. •NO LET UP," SAY8 CHIEF. President Roosevelt Will Continue Fight on Corruption. Washington.--That there will be no let up in President Rosevelt s policy of warring "against rottenness and cor­ ruption," was emphatically declared by the president Wednesday in an ad­ dress to the delegates to the depart­ ment of superintendence of the Na­ tional Education association during their reception at the White House. Continuing, the president gave his views on educational methods at con­ siderable length and with character­ istic catholicity of thought and vigor of expression. Storm-King Grips West. Chicago.--Record-breaking destruc­ tion of telegraph and telephone prop­ erty was averted Sunday by a narrow margin. Sleet that covered wires and poles 25 to 50 miles north, weBt and south of Chicago and 100 to 150 miles east was melted during the day by a few degrees rise in temperature just in the nick of time. Fowler Currency Bill Out. Washington.--By a vote of 11 to 5, three members being present and not voting, the house committee on bank­ ing and currency Friday authorized its chairman, Representative Fowler of New Jersey to report to the house the Fowler currency bill, with the recommendation that it pasB. Wu Tells of Big Army. San Francisco.--Carrying news of China's army of 1,000,000, Wu Ting Fang, for the second time appointed Chinese minister to this country, ar rived Friday. New Job for Evans. Washington.--In a quiet way naval officers in Washington are endeavor­ ing to arrange a most agreeable sur­ prise for Admiral Evans when the battleship fleet under his command sails through the Golden Gate, com­ pleting the Pacific cruise. Torpedo Flotilla at Callao. Callio.--Soon after the American warships left, the American torpedo boat filotilla, which left Telcahuano on February 26, arrived here Sun­ day. g It is better to have striven and 'failed than never to have* striven at 'till. Man learns in failure sometime* more tiiar !a success.--Barrow. Bradley Wilts Toga. Frankfort, Ky.--Amid scenes of wildest excitement on the floor of the house of representatives, former Gov. William O'Conhell Bradley, Re publican candidate, Was Friday elect­ ed to succeed James H. McCreary in the United States senate for a term of six years, beginning Mareh 4, 1909. Prof. Korr Is Chosen. Marshalltown, la.--Prof. E. C. Korr of Troy, O., Friday was elected pres­ ident of Palmer college, LeGrand, la. Grosscup Indictments Quashed. Charleston, 111.--Judge Thompson Friday quashed indictments against Judge Peter S. Grosscup of Chicago and other directors of the Central Illinois Traction company, charged with manslaughter due to negligence which caused the wreck in which 18 persons were killed. Edison Under Knife Again. New York.--Thomas A. Edison was operated upon for mastoiditis Thurs­ day night at the Manhattan Eye, Ear and Throat hospital, where he has been a patient since Sunday, when an abscess which had formed in the mid­ dle ear, was opened. I Eft GOOD FORTUNE. -In Vain Et*#*. WINTER WHEAT CRl Rouse, of Cam- ays: "Five years ago I had a bad fall and it affected my kid­ neys. Severe pains in my back and hipsr became constant, and. sharp twinges fol­ lowed any exertion. The kidney secre­ tions were badly dis­ colored. I lost flesh and grew too weak to work. Though constantly using medicine I despaired of being cured until I began taking Doan's Kidney Pills. Then relief came quickly, and in a short time I was completely cured. I am now in ex­ cellent health." Sold by all dealers. 50 cent# a box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. ..T^,1 SPITE. =f1r ̂ ̂ .-.J. '4 EX-INSURANCE LAWYER DIES ANDREW AWAY HAMILTON AT ALBANY, PASSES N. Y. Well and in Evidence About Home Town Day Before--Autopsy De­ clares Heart Failure as Cause. Albany, N. Y,--Andrew Hamilton, formerly counsel to the New York Life and other insurance companies, and in charge for many years of in­ surance litigation and legislative mat­ ters in all jrnrts of this country and Canada, was found dead in - bed Sun­ day at his home in this city. He was about the city the day and night be­ fore, apparently in normal health, and his death was entirely unexpected, al­ though he had been failing to some extent ever since the death of Mrs. Hamilton. An autopsy Sunday after­ noon disclosed an acute dilation of the heart, which must have caused prac- Britons Punish Tribesmen. Calcutta.--The British expedition under MaJ. Gen. Sir James Willcocks, which has been engaged In the Bazar valley in punishing the Zakkakhels, a powerful tribe of India, has come to an end. Murdered During Sleep. Clinton, la.--Fred Dolph, 26 years old, was murdered while he slept. His head was blown off by a shotgun which bad been placed against his head. The wife of the murdered man is under arrest. ? Fire Endangers Patients. New Haven, Conn.--The lives of 75 patients, some of them in a serious state, were endangered late Friday when a fire broke out on the top floor of the four-story patients' ward at Grace hospital. Charge Embracery of Jury. Harrisburg, Pet--Detectives late Friday arrested C. H. Humphries on a charge of embracery of the capitol jury preferred by the commonwealth. Humphries is belle .red to be a Phila delphian. Andrew Hamilton. tically' instantaneous death at some time during the night. Judge Hamil­ ton, who was so-called because he waa twice elected judge of the Albany court, was most widely known in a popular way by the connection of his name with disclosures regarding po­ litical and legislative matters during the insurance investigation of 1905. Judge Hamilton was 54 years old, hav­ ing been born in Lansingburg April 29, 1854. He was formerly district attor­ ney of Albany county, clerk of the state court of claims, and during the past ten or fifteen years has become widely known as an authority upon corporation and especially upon insur­ ance law. Scandal In Patent Office. Washington.--Ned W. Barton, an as­ sistant examiner of the patent office; Henry E. Everding, a patent attorney with offices in the Hale building, Phil­ adelphia, and John A. Hgany of York, Pa., an inventor, were Thursday in­ dicted by the grand jury and arrested on a charge of destroying public rec­ ords. Bail was fixed at $10,000. The Indictment charges that the three, "with Intent to steal and destroy," car­ ried away from the patent office let­ ters, specifications and amendments and unlawfully and willfully destroyed them. 8enate 8tands by Kelsey. Albany, N. Y.--Without a word of comment or debate on the merits of the question and by a vote almost duplicating that of last year the senate Wednesday for the second time refused to concur in the renewed recommendation of Gov. Hughes that Otto Kelsey be removed on the ground of incompetency from the of­ fice of state superintendent of insur­ ance. Japs Building Warships. Victoria, B. C.--Advices received from Tokyo in Friday's mail state that despite the announcement made in the Japanese Diet that no new warships would be built this year, two large battleships exceeding the Dread- naught in displacement and armament will shortly be laid down. Mayor Drops Dead. Evelth, Minn.--M. B. Maxwell, mayor of this city, fell dead Friday while in his livery barn attending to his horses. "TAKE SIX IN MURDER PLOT. Arrests Made in Father Leo Assassin­ ation Case. Denver. Col.--Chief of Police Mi­ chael Deianey said late Friday that a letter written by Giuseppe Alio, slayei of Father Leo Heinrichs, which waa found in the cell occupied by him while in Jail at Colorado Springs, con­ tained proof that men in six cities in the United States were connected with him in the killing of Father Leo. Al­ most at the moment that he made this statement came news that Bix arrests had been made in eastern cities of men suspected of being accomplices of the murderer. Paterson, N. J.--Ten thousand per­ sons looked upon the face of Rev. Father Leo. Heinrichs, O. F. M., at St. Bonaventure monastery, in which the murdered priest was for years the pas­ tor. The funeral was held Monday morning, when solemn requiem mass was sung by Rev. Father Edward Blecke. TAMPA BURNS; SOLDIERS OUT. One Death and $600,000 Loss in Fire In " Florida City. Tampa, Fla.--The entire extreme northern section of this city was de­ stroyed by fire, which broke out in a boarding house Sunday and raged un­ interruptedly for four hours. The area burned covered 55 acres, or 18% city blocks, and 308 buildings were de­ stroyed, with a total loss estimated at $600,000, and one woman is dead from excitement The burned section in­ cluded four large and one smaller cigar factory and numerous restaur­ ants, saloons, boarding houses, and over 200 dwellings. Half the inhabi­ tants are homeless. The militia was called out to preserve order. SWISS LANDSLIDE KILL8 13. "Red" Rioter Gets Five Years. Philadelphia.--Dominic Donelli, Jo­ seph Troi, Michael Costello and Fran­ cesco Piszicalo, who were arrested as the leaders of the unemployed for­ eigners who rioted, were sentenced to five years in the Eastern penitentiary, two years, 18 months and one year, re­ spectively. .* British Campaign Success. London.--Lord Kitchener's little frontier' war In the Bazar Valley against the Zakkakhels tribesmen la making rapid and successful progress. Noppen Stein, Switzerland, Avalanche Buries a Hotel. Berne, Switzerland.--An avalanche descended Sunday near the village Goppenstein. The enodfeous at­ mospheric pressure which accompa­ nied it demolished a hotel at the mouth of the Loetschenthai tunnel, kill­ ing 13 persons and injuring 15 others. The occupants of the hotel, numbering 30, were surprised while seated at the table by sinister rumblings. Almost Immediately two children rushed into the dining room and screamed "an avalanche, an avalanche!" There was a rush to escape, but the hotel fell. 8even Terrorists Hanged. St. Petersburg.--The seven terror­ ists who were condemned to dea h by a court-martial for complicity In a plot against the lives of Grand Duke Nich­ olas Nicholaievitch and M. Chtcheglo- vltoff, minister of justice, and whose sentence was con-firmed by Gen. Ha- zenkamf, chief of" the general staff, were hanged Sunday. Roads Agree to Law. Washington. -- American railways have made arrangements to comply with the provisions of the "nine-hour law." The operation of the law will mean the employment by railroad com­ panies of several thousand additional operators and the closing of a large number of small stations on the prin­ cipal systems. Ban on 8crip Dividends. Albany, N. Y.--The public service commission has decided that scrip dividends cannot be authorized under the public service commission law. China to Return Jap Ship. Peking.--It was announced that the Chinese government will surrender the Japanese Bteamer Tatsu Maru, which was seized on February 7 by the Chi­ nese customs cruisers outside of Ma- oao while unloading a large consign­ ment of rifles and ammunition, the rifles numbering several thousand. «i American Car Breaks Down. Des Moines, la.--The American car broke down at Belle Plalnes, just east of Marshalltown. and stayed there Sunday night. Missouri G. O. P. for Taft. St. Louis.--Resolutions favoring the candidacy of Secretary William H. Taft for president and commending the administration of President Roose­ velt were adopted by the Republican state convention here Thursday. Engine Kills Two. Brockwayville, Pa.--A locomotive running wild through the0Erle railroad yards here Thursday crashed into the rear«of a freight train at the Buffalo, Rochester & Pittsburg railway inter­ section, killing two men. Proud Mother--Everybody says the baby looks like me. Her Brother--The spiteful things don't say that to your face, do they ? CURED HER CHILDREN. Ofrls Suffered with Itching Eczemas- Baby Had a Tender Skin, Too-- Relied on Cuticura Remedies. "Some years ago my three little girls had a very bad form of eczema. Itching eruptions formed on the backs of their heads which were simply cov­ ered. 1 tried almost everything, but failed. Then my mother recommended the Cuticura Remedies. I washed my children's heads with Cuticura Soap and then applied the wonderful oint­ ment, Cuticura. I did this four or live times and I can say that they have been entirely cured. I have another baby who is so plump that the folds of skin on his neck were broken and even bled. I used Cuticura Soap and Cuti­ cura Ointment and the next morning the trouble had disappeared. Mme. Napoleon Duceppe, 41 Duluth St., Montreal, Que., May 21, 1907." Wonderful Phraseology. A party of American tourists who were comfortably established in a ho­ tel in Germany discovered a new con- .. ,. . , . . „ . . . , these districts, rates, etc., can be tribution to "English as she is spoke," ... . - ' J " ' X._ "7 HE REALIZED $38 PER ACRE. OAT8 $87 PER ACRE IN SOUTH* ERN ALBERTA, WESTERN CANADA. ' ' '.V* - Coaldale, Alta, Can.: No Sir: I teg to say thai iiiis year w». had 349 acres of grain, consisting of 197 acres of spring wheat and 152 acres of oats. The average yield of wheat was 38 bushels per acre and oats 74 bushels. We were offered $1.00 per bushel for wheat and 50 cents for oats, making the acre val­ ues for the two crops $38.00 and $37.00 respectively. We also had 50 tons of hay worth $13.00 per ton, and 500 bushels of po­ tatoes, worth 60 cents per bushel, the latter off 2% acres of ground. Our best yields this year were 107 ;.cres of wheat, making 41 bushels per acre at $1. 00 per bushel, would be $41.00 per acre; 47 acres of oats, yield­ ing 95 bushels per acre were sold for 60 cents per bushel. Proceeds, $47.00 per acre. •I might add that 50 acres of our oats were "stubbled in." During the spring of 1906, we hired about 300 ^crea broken by steam. We put in and/harvested 55 acres of grain last year, did the remainder of our breaking, worked up the ground and seeded this year's entire crop, 'put in seven acres of alfalfa and five acres of garden potatoes, trees, etc., all with one four-horse team. During har­ vest we hired other teams, but, aside from this, and part of the breaking, the one team did the work of raising practically 19,000 bushels of grain, worth $12,000. Yours truly, W. H. PAWSON, JR. WINTER WHEAT 25 TO 30 BUSH. EL8 TO THE ACRE IN SOUTH­ ERN ALBERTA. Warner, Alta, Canada, Jan. 9, 1908. Dear Sir: This is the first year of farming in this settlement. Mr. A. L. Warner raised twenty-five hundred and fifteen bushels of fine winter wheat on one hundred acres of break­ ing and Tenny brothers had sixty acres that went thirty bushels per acre. The winter wheat that is in this year looks fl ne. Spring wheat here went thirty bush- elB per acre, oats fifty to eighty, bar­ ley fifty, and flax ten to fifteen on sod. The settlers here are all well pleased with the country. The stock have not required any feed except the grass up to this date and are all fat. -Yours truly,' P. S. LEFFINGWELL. (Information as to how to reach only this time they found it in the written word. The building had been recently wired for electricity and un­ der the bultife in each room directions were posted in French, German and English. The French was irreproach­ able, the German nearly so. The Eng-' lish read as follows: "To open and shut the lightening electrical on, is re­ quested to turn to the right hand- On going to bed it must be closed. Others wise the lightening must be paid." secured from any agent of the Canadi­ an government, whose advertisement appears elsewhere.---Ed.) Cause for Alarm. ' A young man had been courting a girl for nine years. "Jennie," he said, one evening, "I read the other day that in 50,000 years Niagara falls wonld dry up." Jennie clutched his. arm excitedly. "Why, what's the matter?" he asked. "Why, you promised to take me there on our bridal trip. Don't you think you had better be a little care­ ful that it does not dry up before w» get there?" Important to Motheira. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and Bee that it Bears the Signature pf. In Use For Over ,*{<> Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought. Application Put on File. The Needy One--I say, old man, could you lend me a dollar for a day or two? The Other One--My dear fellow, tho dollar I lend is out at present, and I've several names down for it when it comes back.--Harper's Weekly. 8udden Changes of the Weather often cause Bronchial and Lung trou­ bles. "Brown's Bronchial Troches" al­ lay throat irritation and coughs. The best acting at an amateur per* formance is always done by the people who sit down in front and act as though they enjoyed it. In Demand. "I hear you have a new automobile, old man," said the motor-car fiend. "What does it look like?" "Well, to tell you the truth," replied the amateur motorist, "it is as ugly no a oiciuu rwu».i, uiuaco ao ui uuu noise as a traction engine, knocks over as many people as a freight en­ gine and raises as much dust as a street sweeping machine. The motor-car fiend was wild with enthusiasm. "You don't say!" he blurted eagerly. "Tell me where I can buy the same make and I'll give you my old machine as a present." ^very Lover of Good Music should take advantage of the offer the Jerome H. Remick Co. of New York make in the advertising columns of this paper to send for 25 cents the words and music of nine of the best pieces of the Merry Widow Opera, all the rage at present in London, Paris and New York. His First Banquet. Friend (in whisper)--The toastmas* ter wants you to get off a good Joke. The Bashful Man--Beg pardon--elf ---I didn't know T whs on it. Guar** WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE. From October to May, Colds are the oaost fto- quent cause of Headache. LAXATIVE BROMG QUININE removes cause. E.W.Grove on bo* 86c SICK HEADACHE Goethe: There is nothing more frightful than Ignorance in action. PII.ES CrRED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT IK guaranteed to cure any ca lit Itching, Blind. Rloedinir or Protruding PUM kto 14 days or money refunded. 60c. Why do people who pick quarrelt always select such ugly ones? CARTER'S Positively cured bjp these Little Pills. They also relieve Dlaa tress from Dyspepsia, la* digestion and Too Hearty Eatjfng- A perfect rem­ edy for Dizxiness, Nau­ sea, Drowsiness, Bad Taate in the Mouth, Coat* ed Tongue, Pain In th« Side, TORPID LIVEE. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. WITTLE BIVER H PILLS. mmI Lewis' Single Binder costs more than other 5c cigars. Smokers know why. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111. Some silence may much of it is ironical. be golden, hat KM. Window's Soothing Sjmp. For children teeTbins, soften* th. cams, IMMM |» •MMnatiaa.aUsyapMja.carMwlndcoUu. IBosbottt*. [CARTERS WITTLE • IVER Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simila Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. It is possible to smile and smile and be a hypocrite still. PILES A N A K ESIS k' 1 nstant relief. IS A SIMi't.ECURE. •1 lit drugifiBt® or by mail. SaiiH.ir FREE. Adrtww, " A N A K E S I & " Trtboa. aid*., mpr TOOK, Ytfr* im Only Omm "Bromo Quinine99 Thmt fo Laxative Bromo Qulnlno USED THE WORLD OVEK TO OUHB A OOLD tM OM£ £tjtr. Always remember the far this signature a* friil MM. "1.8^1....A