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Other Washington papers are so bright that it is a wonder the Congrea- loc&l Record doesn't speed up«a little. When it is all over but the shouting there are those in the audience who do not appreciate that form of noise. Cheer up! The national deficit up to yet is'only $89,429,501. 4nd why forry when we can alwayfe borrow money? In a few more generations the French will have convinced themselves that the Wright brothers were born in France. COUNTRY AROUND OMAHA, || SCOURED IN SEARCH IFOR BANDITS. STEAL THE REGISTERED MAIL When the authoriues keep their hands off, gambling is no more a mat­ ter of chance than is running the Philadelphia mint It's all right to decoy flying ma­ chines, but one thing in their favor is that one doesn't have to lie on one's back to repair them. "Threatening letters may be Jokes, tint it is a sort of humor which should be discouraged effectually whenever the jokers are caught. The census bureau reports "a short­ age of about 25,000 children." Last summer's drought or the renascense of the kidnaping industry? France will charge German aero­ nauts $100 each for landing on French •Oil. Some will save the money if th«y only land hard enough. A Gotham magistrate has decided that it is no crime to tickle another, Which illustrates what grave questions o( law modern life is continually bring­ ing up fdr adjudication. The Russian Black sea fleet has sailed under sealed orders. Wouldn't tt make the commander .mad if * he Opened the envelope and found that he'was bound for Japan! University advisory boards are be­ coming the fashion nowadays, but as • rule the trustees and faculties of such institutions do not expect these hoards to give too much advice. A velocity of 100 miles an hour attained by the wind in Cleveland the 4rther day, but the people of Cleveland drill go right on believing Chicago to 'he the windiest city in the world. Make a memorandum in your note hook that Boston will celebrate in 1920, with a world's fair, the three hundredth anniversary of the Pilgrim fathers, and do not fail to attend it Union Pacifte Hold-Up Men Believed to Have Fled in Automobile After Getting Loot Reported jo Be $200,000. Omaha, Neb.--Secret service men, post-office inspectors, Union Pacific detectives und the police and sheriff's deputies of Omaha are following every clew that may lend to the capture of the bandits who held up and robbed the limited train three miles west of the city late Saturday night Two empty mail pouches taken from the train were found some dis­ tance from the point wh<?re the rob­ bery occurred. They had been cut open and their contents removed, the outlaws overlooking only one pack­ age. One report says the robbers got $200,000. The empty mail pouches were found near Forty-third and* Jackson streets, which leads the police to believe that the robbers came to the city after holding up the train. AH four of the men wore long rain coats and their features were entirely masked, giving no opportunity for members of the train crew to identify them. Every town in the country has been notified and sheriffs of surrounding counties have been keeping a lookout for strangers. The post-office depart­ ment has also taken steps to aid in the search. What means of escape the robbers selected is indefinite, but the authori­ ties believe they had either an auto­ mobile or a fast horse. The robbers evidently got on the train at some town west of here. The hold-up occurred in a deep cut along the recently constructed Lane cut-off. The robbers climbed over the tank and forced the engineer to* stop his train and then proceeded to the mail car. The clerks were forced to open the door and hand out a number of pouches of registered mail. Having secured the bags, they hurried away in a southerly direction and permitted the train to proceed. The passengers were not •molested, and as soon as the robbers left the scene of the hold-up the train pro­ ceeded to this city. A big squad of police hurried to the scene and quick­ ly started in pursuit of the bandits. There were eight clerks on the mail car, and they were forced to open the door. The chief clerk was singled out and asked to point out the regis­ tered mail. This he did, and the robbers gath­ ered up seven pouches and the leader then remarked: "This is all we can get into our au­ tomobile." A continuous fusillade of shooting was kept up during the robbery, evi­ dently to intimidate passengers and crew. The train w$s detained but 15 min­ utes and left Omaha for Chicago on time. ' DICKINSON BACK FROM CANAL : , . ! V ^ I / WAR SECRETARY ILL BUT SHOWS 1 IMPROVEMENT. Says Mi it Well Pleased with Prof of Construction on the . "Big Ditch." 'J- -V; LEAVES FAMILY FOR DOG. One of the scientists announces that overeating as well as excessive drink­ ing will produce a red, bulbous nose, ftat that doesn't help much. It is about as foolish to overeat as to drink to excess. New York is to have a 31-story hotel. The builders probably cling to the theory that it will not hurt any more, in ease of fire, to jump from the thirty-first story than it would to leap from the seventeenth floor. " Children are so unpopular with land­ lords that an Illinois legislator has introduced a bill which provides that It shall be unlawful and to be against public policy for any landlord to dis­ criminate against families where there •re children under 14 years old. It is also declared to be equally reprehen­ sible for any landlord to insert a Clause forfeiting a lease in case a baby is born to the tenant family or a child is adopted. It is a safe bet that this man is a father and is not a, landlord. Illinois Farmer Abandons Wife and Children After Quarrel Over a Flopeared Hound. Fairfield, 111.--Choosing between his wife, the mother of his three children, and a worthless hound, dog, with pendant ears, Henry H. Traue, a farmer five miles north of this city, has chosen to cleave unto the latter and forsake the former. As a result a divorce suit was filed in the circuit court here, also asking alimony. The Traues quarreled over the dog, the wife insisting that it was a useless member of the household. Agreeing to sell the animal, Mr. and Mrs. Traue came to this city and Mrs. Traue was left at a dental office While a pur­ chaser for the dog was sought. Immediately starting back home, Traue is said to have loaded up some of the best of the furniture and driven in a wagon back to Straussburg, their former home. A suit was first filed for wife and child abandonment. New Bedford is again restored to the map by the report of the master of a whaling ship that was fitted out in that port and has returned with a record. The ship -has brought back to New Bedford more than 2,000 bar­ rels of whale oil of a value of more than $40,000. This means probably that Capt. Hagerty's crew captured 4p, or 50 "leviathans of the deep," which is pretty good business when one con­ siders that the whale oil fishing has been regarded as largely a thing of the past. MUZZLE EMMA "GOLDMAN. The gowns of the period represent a fusion of the modes prevailing under King Dagobert with the styles of the directoire. The result is in some cases very beautiful, but the confusion of periods is enough to make the stu. dent's head swim. New York Police Prevent an Address by the Notorious Woman Anarchist. New York.--Although proposing to discuss nothing more revolutionary than the "Modern Drama as a Dis seminator of Radical Thought," Emma Goldman was prevented by the police from addressing a crowd of several hundred persons who assembled in hall in Harlem to hear her. The police had difficulty in dispers­ ing those who ha,d paid for admission to the hall, and in one instance, least, had to resort to blows. Two ar rests were made. . Washington. -- Forced to cut short his inspection .of the Panama canal by illness, Secretary of War Dick­ inson has returned to Washing­ ton. Although weak from his illness, he is improving. On the voyage home he was unable to leave his berth In the yacht Mayflower The secretary was standing on the bridge of the Mayflower with Mrs. Dickinson and the other members of the party, which included Brig. Gen. J. Franklin Bell, Dr. and Mrs. W. O.. Ewlng, James Ross Todd, Henry D. Lindsley, Mrs. Owsley and Lincoln R. Clark, when the little vessel arrived at the navy yard. He was first ashore and while showing signs of his illness, he appeared to be improved. He as­ sured the waiting reporters that he would be all right as soon as he had regained his lost strength. Mr. Dickinson expressed pleasure at the progress being made in the con­ struction of the Panama canal, but when asked regarding conditions in Cuba, the Mayflower having touched there on the return trip from the canal zone, he laughingly replied: "I only saw Cuba through a porthole." Entering a carriage, the secretary and Mrs. Dickinson were driven at once to Fort Myer, where they were the guests of (Jen. Bell. The trip to Panama which Mr. Dickinson has just completed was made in consonance with President Taft's policy of having the members of his cabinet become personally fa­ miliar with the various projects under their direction. CONSERVATION WORK URGED. Joint Committee Proposes a Plan to the Commissions in the Va­ rious States. Washington.--Inventories of the nat- i^ral resources of every state and ter­ ritory are proposed in a plan just an­ nounced by the joint committee of conservation in this city. The joint committee is national headquarters for the conservation movement, and has offices in the Wyatt building. All of the 48 big national organizations now working with the joint commit­ tee through their conservation com­ mittees are to be asked to help, each in its own special field. The plan contemplates the practi­ cal application by the states and na­ tional organizations of the conserva­ tion principles declared by the gov­ ernors and presidents of the great national organizations in their notable conference at the White House a year ago. Letters explaining the plan have been sent out to the chairmen of the official conservation commissions which the governors of 38 states have appointed, and letters to the national organizations will follow. The joint committee suggests early meetings of the state conservation commissions to take up, first, the most pressing conservation problems in the respective states. For instance, in Louisiana it is the terrific waste of natural gas which the state conserve* tion commission is already trying to stop. In Oregon a pressing question has been water power, which is also a leading issue just now in Michigan and Wisconsin. In many states it is the forest question. The question of the conservation of water power takes a front rank in a great many states, and it is becoming more and more of a general issue. R00SEVELTS SLAY BISON. Ex-President Bags One Alone and He and Kermit Kill Another Together. Nairobi, British East Africa.-- Theodore Roosevelt and his son Kermit are continuing their hunting excursions from their camp on the Heatley ranch on the Nairobi river. Two bull buffaloes have fallen before their guns. One, the bigger of the two, was brought down by Mr. Roose­ velt alone, while the other was bagged by Mr. Roosevelt and Kermit together. Nairobi, British East Africa. -- Theodore Roosevelt has begun his hunting expedition from the Ju Ja ranch of George McMillan, whose guest he is. He went out and bagged a female rhinoceros. The fi^st shot wounded her in the shoulder and the animal fled to the bushes. Mr. Roose­ velt followed on horseback and six more shots were required to bring her down. The head and skin weighed 532 pounds. t.: tt?** ' -71^ - < W:XX ft ;•? *h,i &• nBBBOaa m fTvn-rt A Mexican aeronaut invented an airhsip that went up fine. .But, when It came time to come down, he found he had no mbchanism for descend­ ing, and stuck aloft. Same trouble with our tariff. KING FORCES AN APOLOGY EARL OF RONALD8HAY "SORRY" FOR HI8 INSULT. Called Countess Granard a "Dumped American Heiress Fortunate Enough to Secure a Title." London. -- The earl of Ronald- shay's apology to the countess of Granard (who was Miss Beatrice Mills of New York) for publicly calling her "a dumped American heiress who has been fortunate enough to secure a title," has not even the merit of spon­ taneity. The apology was made in deference to the king's express wish. Were it -not for the American peer­ ess and the American "millionairess" that luxurious circle of English so­ ciety patronized by the king could not exist a month. So King Edward frowns on anything that might dis­ courage English peers from marrying wealthy American women, or any­ thing likely to render English society distasteful to American women. Lord Ronaldshay, eldest son and heir of the marquis of Zetland, be­ longs to an influential family. Ronald­ shay is the unionist member of the house of commons for the Hornsey division of Middlesex. Thither went the countess of Granard and opened a bazar organized by Lord Ronald- shay's Liberal opponent. The count­ ess, who has been active on behalf of her husband's party, spent money lav­ ishly at the bazar, and consequently made a deep impression on the voters. Lord RonaldsJiay, much irritated, made his insulting remarks about the countess speaking in a North London suburb. DECISION AGAINST NEGRO. CLARK MONUMENT UNVEILED. 8tatue of 8oldier and Explorer Ac­ cepted by Gov. Deneen on Behalf of People of Illinois. Quincy.--Illinois' tribute - to> Gen. George Rogers Clark, the revolution­ ary soldier and explorer, an heroic bronze statue, was unveiled Saturday in the presence of an immense con­ course of people. Gov. Deneen ac­ cepted the monument on behalf of the people of the state. The statue, which is nine feet high, is the work of Charles J. Mulligan of the Chicago Art institute, and is pro- When nature refuses her rain and sun that man might get his bread, her refusal is a catastrophe. But what shall we say of men who deliberately withhold the production of the soil in order that man's bread shall be made harder to get? Anti-Cigarette Bill Passed. Springfield, 111.--The anti-cigarette bill, providing penalties for the sale or manufacture of cigarettes or paper wrappers and prohibiting minors un­ der 18 years of age from smoking the seductive coffin nail, was passed by the bouse of representatives Thursday by a vote of 89 to 2. Funeral of H. H. Rogers. New York.--The funeral services in this city of Henry H. Rogers, vice- president • of the Standard Oil Com­ pany, president of the Amalgamated Copper Company, took place in the Church of the Messiah Friday morn­ ing. Rev. Dr. Robert Collyer deliv­ ered a touching eulogy to the famous financier. Black Does Not 8uffer Same Humilia­ tion for False Arrest as White, 8ays Court. New York. -- A negro and a white man do not suffer equal humilia­ tion in the eyes of law for false arrest, according to the appellate division of the supreme court, which sustained an order of Justice Dugro of the supreme court, reducing the amount of dam­ ages awarded George Griffin, a Pull­ man porter, from $2,500 to $300. The negro was arrested In Montreal, charged with stealing a pocketbook, but the charge was not substantiated and he was released. He brought suit against Daniel H. Brady, a New York manufacturer, who caused his arrest. In his order, Justice Dugro said: "While in some senses the negro un­ der the law is just as good as a man as the president of the United States, it would be a bad argument to say that he is just as good in some re­ spects. The damages in a case of this kind depend on a man's standing and circumstances. If he is colored, that fact should be considered." An experienced bartender testified" In court that the man who plays the slot machines "loses oftener than he wins." To establish the truth of this theory in a practical way !b the only purpose the slot machine has in ex­ isting. Band* Robbed of $3,500. Lisbon, N. D.--The State bank of Englevale was robbed of $3,500. Of­ ficers are on the ground, but |iave no definite clew. Arthur Hugh Thomas T. De Witt Talmadge Hardin-+£ddytLane Arland Linnie Marion Branch Sam Jones Pigg Reuben Walker Chiles was recently drowned near Paducah, Ky. His name Cot water-soaked, and his efforts to swim were of no avalL Philippines Ask Independence. Manila.--With but slight variation from its action of final adjournment of the session of 1908, the Philippine general assembly in the closing hour of its sessio# Thursday night adopted a second resolution declaring in favor of the independence of the islands. Aldrich Refuses to Lecture. Washington.--Senator Nelson W. Aldrich, chairman of the finance com­ mittee and authoTfsAof the tariff bill, has declined an offer to join the circ:e of chautauqua lectures. Vanderbilt Horse a Winner. Paris.--W. K. Vanderbilt's Over­ sight won the Prix la Rochette, of $6,000, at 11 furlongs, at the Long- champs course. Mr. Vanderbilt's Negofol finished second in the Prix du Prince de Galles at a miles and a half. Kills 8elf and Babes. East Hampton, Conn. -- Mrs. Louis Carsten out the throats 'of her three children and then her own at the Carsten home, a farm about two miles from the center of this village. Two of the children, Louis, aged ten years, John, seven years old. andU a ten-months-old girl, are dead, and Mrs. Carsteh Is dying. Mrs. Carsten lived long enough to reply to her husband when he asked the reason for her acts: "1 wanted to die, and I wanted to take the chil­ dren with me. 1 did not want to leave them." Six Firemen Bsdly Burned. Cambridge, Mass.--Chief N. W. Bunker and 11 other members of the Cambridge fire department suffered seriously from burns by a gas ex­ plosion in the Boston & Maine freight yard at East Cambridge. t EJIIott to Philippines. Washliigton.--President Taft sent to the senate the nomination of Judge Charles D. Elliott of the Minnesota supreme court as a justice of the su­ preme court of the Philippines to succeed Judge Willard. Gives Birth to Fhr*. Eau Claire, Wis.--The w!fe of Fay Irish of Thorp, Clark county, has given birth to five babies, three daugh­ ters and two sons. All are alive and .well. There are now ten children in the family. Dutch Ship in Distress. Valparaiso, Chile.--The Dutch ship Nederland, which sailed from Mel- bouiyne, Australia, for Falmouth on March 23, has arrived at Coquimbo in distress, Capt. Sparud, four seamen and a boy were washed overboard off Cape-Horn. Statue of George Rogers Clark. nounced by critics to tie one of the best in the middle west. The base of the monument, designed by W. Carbys "Zimmerman of Springfield, the state architect, is of gray granite on a ce­ ment foundation and is IS feet high. Mr. Mulligan and Mr. Zimmerman were both present at the unveiling. Standing on the bro* of a hill from which may be seen the expanse of the Mississippi, the statue depicts the American leader in a pose which is thoughtful, gentle and yet heroic. It represents him as clad in the uniform of a continental general, as he was when he captured Kaskaskia in 1778. SHERMAN FOR GOOD ROADS Vice-President in Address to National Congress Favors Improvement of Public Highways. Baltimore, Md. -- With a speech by Vice-President James S. Sher­ man, the National Good Roads Con­ gress held its final session. "I am interested in any meeting," said Mr. Sherman, "which has for its object the promotion of good roads, good streets and good highways in general. It is the ability to transport our goods which makes our country so prosperous. "We should devote our time and en­ ergies to our commercial industries and our internal improvements. Our highways have not been developed. The roads of England, France and Switzerland put our roads to shame.*' Memorial to Brave Explore#.' A memorial has Just been erected In Kensington cemetery, London, to the memory of Admiral Sir Francis Leopold McClintock, the Arctic ex­ plorer and discoverer of the , lost FrankHn Expedition. It taltoa •»,« form of an old style wheel cross standing on a massive molded base, reaching to a height of ten feet and erected !^ rough silver-gray Cornish granite, ?y"- -.j/ 'rt 'How's This? ' We offer One Hundred Dolian Bewud ter any ewe of Catarrh thai cannot be cured tqr BmUi Catarrh Cure. F. 3. CHENEY ft CO.. Toledo. O. We, the uoderBlgned, have known F. J. Cheney lor the last IS year*, and believe him perfectly hon­ orable In all buelnen transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made In his firm. Waldino, KIN:;AN & Makvin. Wholesale Dniwtlste, Toledo, O. Hall'a Catarrh Cure to taken Infernally, acting Sirectly upon the blood and mucous surface* Ql the Eitem. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 ~ tUe. Sold by all Drumleta. Take Hall's Family Fills for eonatlpatloa. Slavonic 8uperst!tfon. • great risk runs the peasant of Slavonic lands if he carelessly wastes any of the bread that he dally munches, since every crumb is gath­ ered up by evil spirits, and should their dust heap become heavier than the man's weight, on his death his soul is forfeit to the devil. 8afe and Sure. Among the medicines that are recom­ mended and endorsed by physicians and nurses is Kemp's Balsam, the best cough cure. For many years it has been regard­ ed by doctors as the medicine most likely to cure coughs, and it has a strong hold on the esteem of all well-informed people. When Kemp's Balsam cannot cure a cough we shall be at a loss to know what wilL At druggists' and dealers', 25c. It is. "Some say it's a mistake to marry." 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JUST DOUBLE 320 ACRES INSTEAD O F 1 6 0 A C R E S A• further induceacat to tettiement of the wheat-raising land* of Western Canada, the Canadian Government has increased the ares that may be taken by s homesteader to 320 acres--160 free and 160 to be purchased at $3.00 per acre. These land* are in the grain-raising area, where mixed farming it also carried on with unqualified success. A railway will shortly be built to Hudson Bay, bring* ing the world's markets a thousand miles nearer these wheat-fields, where schools and churches •re convenient, climate excellent, railways dose to all settlements, snd local markets good. "it would take time to assimilate the revela­ tions that a visit to the great empire lying: to ^he North of us unfolded at every turn."-- Correspondence of* National Editor, xuho hisitcd -• Western Canada in August, 1908, Lands may also be purchased from railway and land companies at low pi ices and on easy termt. For pamphlets, maps and information as to low railway rates, apply to Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or the Authorized Canadian Government Agent: C. J. BH0UGHT0N, 41Z Merchants' Loan /STrust Bldf., Chicago, III.; W. B. ROGERS, third lloor. Traction Ter* minal Bldf., Indianapolis, Ind.; er T. 0. CU8I1E, 181 V4 Street, Milwaukee. Wis. FORTUNES IN COPPER When CJahimet & Aricona struck copper i ts stock leaped from $1.00 to $190.00 per share. Sirs. Chase- <>t Bangor, Maine, draws from $130.00 to $1J>0.00 monthly from stock she purchased iorflOO.OOin United Verdo, She has refused $30,000 for this stock. Tlio Manhattan topper Company, with a ledge assaying (So.00 to WO.00 per ton m copper and gold offers an opportunity similar to above. Send for full details. The request places you ui),der no obli­ gation and may mean a fortune to you. BAILOR INVESTMENT CO.. Spokane. Washington. 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Other lands i Paoll, Broadview, Sask. nBIO FARMS FOR SALE--We have alanre " number of choice farms, near this, the mm market in Ohio; all sizes and prices. Get our new list. Murray Brother*. Dollar Bank, Youngstown.O. M l V i n C F O R I T C H I N G P I L E S . I t a ®#l k™ W III w action on itching piles is simply marvelous. Guarantee relief ana cure. Box 60O. Address Sal-Vlus Chemical Co., Dept. A, Chicago* Two Drowned While Pishing. Marshalltown, la. -- James Mon­ tague of Belmond and an Insur­ ance man named Peckham of Oes Moines were drowned while fishing in Twin lakes, Iowa. Russian Bandits 8lay Five. Oboyan, Runaia.--A band of des: peradoes attacked a government wine­ shop. They billed five persons and mortally wounded the keeper. After pillaging the -wineshop they escaped. <Miss Taft to Unveil Monument. Washington.--Miss Helen ° s Taft, daughter of the president, has accept­ ed an invitation to unveil the monu­ ment erected at Gettysburg, Pa., in memory of the soldiers of the regular army who participated In the Gettys­ burg campaign. The cjaremony will take place May 31. Removes Duty on Coffee. . Caracas.--President Gomez has re­ moved the export tax on coffee* cocoa and hides for the purpose of stimuUt- - Ing trade, ' • Socialists Fight Paris Police. Paris.--The Revolutionary Social­ ists' annual demonstration before the monument erected in the Pere Lachalse to the Communists, In which •aany dismissed postal employes took part, was marked by violent scuffles with the police. Guilty of Slaying Mother. Erie, Pa.--Guilty of murder in the Second degree, was the verdict re­ turned by the jury before whom Del- mar Young was tried on the charge of murdering his mother. Wreck Fatal to Three. Grand Rapids, Mich.--Two work­ men were killed and a third was fatal­ ly injured when a work train on the Gr&ntl Rapids, Grand Haven & Muske­ gon lnterurban jumped the track near Grand Haven on the Highland pari* branch Friday. Paris Strike Sympathisers Rio*. Paris.--The strikers in Paris mad* several attempts to invade th<5 fao tories and buildings where the m*so had refused to quit work. Minor riota and a number of arrests resulted. William Jennings Bryan buys a farm in the Gulf Coast Country He has purchased 160 acres of irri­ gated land near Mission, Hidalgo Co., Texas. Forty have been cleared and planted to orange, lemon, grape fruit, fig, olive, pecan, almond trees, etc., and if they * 'do as well as he expects" he will buiid a home and spend a portion of his winters there. Mr. Bryan has long con­ templated improving a place in the South, and it is not surpris­ ing that his selection should be. made in the heart of the Gulf Coast Country, whose climate is almost ideal and whose soil is so wonderfully productive. William Volz, from ten acres in the same neighborhood, shipped'5,000 crates of Bermuda Onions from 10 acres at an average price--after all expensed paid--of $ 1.00 per crate; $500 an acre. Think of it! On a small tract of land in the Gulf Coast Country you should be able to make a good living and lay away a snug sum each year. . . Investigate this proposition while the land is within your reach. Next year it will cost more. Very low rate excursions twice each month. - it you would 1 ike to know more of the big profit ffrowers ar»m»ldng in The ouif coast Country, write me to-day for some very IntereatSoff Uterature lnd a Ufof colored post cards. Free on request. John Sebastian, Pa..enger Traffic Manager, Rock I»land-Fri#co-C. 4 E. 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