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T riUL m DECIDED FRIDAY St;: * • 'y{ Aldrieh Hope* to Appeass Supporter* v tj of the Income Tax Plan with wns~ ^5 As«es«ment on Corporation ,' <** * • ,.#•, Dividends. y r A Washington.--When thefeic#®* 1m* estion comes before the senate for a e the plan of its opponents, backed * |jy the influence of President Taft, to Circumvent the adoption of such a measure, will be fully outlined. ; Already the opponents expresl coa- (Bflence in their ability to substitute fqr /fie income tax amendment a provision Ibr a tax on net earnings of corpora* ns, Available for dividend purposes, upled with a provision for the sub- .mission to the legislatures of the sev­ eral states a constitutional amendment /giving congress the power to lay oP ' collect direct taxes on incomes. For several days it has been recog- •••'v'ltfzed. by the opponents of the income , ell1* question that the only way they . flOuld make certain the defeat of the {proposition would be to offer some­ thing in its stead which would be ac­ ceptable to the country. 5 ' ; T a x e s o n n e t e a r n i n g s o f c o r p o r a ? y , ttons, gross receipts of corporations, f'i dividends of corporations and other \ forms of corporation taxes were brought forward one after another, Ojhly to meet rejection from advocates of the income tax. It became known that President Taft disagreed with the supporters of a tax on incomes and would lend the administrations' influ- encv to bring about their defeat But the income tax faction, numbering all of the Democratic senators and pro* gpessive Republicans, variously esti­ mated at irom twelve to nineteen, have been keeping up a bold front, re­ fusing to be diverted from their pur­ pose by the suggestion of different •I sterols of corporation tax. Early in the present session Senator " drown of Nebraska, a progressive Re- • publican, introduced an amendment providing for the submission of the in- eome tax question to the several states as an amendment to the consti­ tution. After the several propositions providing for taxes upon corporations had been rejected, the BroWu amend­ ment was seized upon as the basis for « compromise. Several progressive Republicans, notably Senators Brown, Jones and Bourne, have been called to tte White House and President Taft teas discussed with them the question r ' 'Ci submitting a constitutional amend­ ment to the states. It is understod at the capitol that the progressive Republicans have ex­ pressed themselves as willing to sup­ port an amendment providing for a ttx of two per cent, on the undis­ tributed net earnings of corporations, Available for dividend purposes, if an Amendment is adopted submitting to flie states the question of adopting an amendment to the constitution giving to congress the right-to collect direct t fcixes on incomes. Senator Aldrich was at the White ouse, the guest of President Taft at ncheon. They discussed this propo­ rtion at great length. Every eifort will be made by Sena­ tors Borah, Cummins and Bailey and > their followers among progressive Re­ publicans and Democratic senators to §et a direct vote In the senate next Friday on the income tax amendment. ' 4 conference on that subject was at- - tended by Senators Cummins, Borah, lea Follette, Bailey and Clay. Senator Stone of Missouri has given ' , JJjotlce that he would soon offer an jnnendment declaring for the inde- pendence of the Philippine islands <#ithin fifteen years, an agreement • having been meanwhile arrived at- With the world powers for the main­ tenance of the independence of the Islands. v' \ WOMEN AID IN BATTLE. Rifles and Revolvers ami as -Pilt|>inM Attack vent at Davao. tr =. Manila.--That women aided in " re­ pulsing the attack of the native con­ stabulary, which revolted June 6, Rising rifles and revolvers with deadly Sim, is told in a message received from Davao, the scene of the battle. Xhc courage and coolsngi under fire 6f the American women during the ftfege of the cpnvent in which the Americans were gathered during the mutiny is the subject of warm praise Jfe the message. * After the attack In the barracks, 'which fell into the hands of the mu­ tineers, all Americans of the post and ;Jj6 of the native constabulary who re­ mained loyal, gathered in the convent and resisted the assaults of the l&utineers. Capt. Allen Walker of the Philippine scouts, governor of Darso province, was wounded. Killed by Boiler lExploslon. Rochester, N. H.--One man was killed and seven others injured, two of the latter being terribly scalded, by the explosion of a boiler connected frith a portable sawmill at Mousam's mills, on the outskirts of the neigh- town of Strafford. Fall from Window Fatal, ^ Amherstburg, Ont.--Thomas Flynn, S fireman on the tug Nelson, fell from Ikts bedroom window about fifteen feet and broke his aecfc- flynn formerly lived in Cleveland. Uniform Legislation Conference. New York.--The National Confer •nee on Uniform Legislation will be held in Washington on January 5, 6 and 7 of next year. The dates were fixed at a meeting of the executive Council of the National Civic Federa- More Earthquakes in Fringe Toulon.--Slight seismic shocks oc- fllirred again Monday in Draguignan, Hjancluse and Puy-Ste-Reparade. No 4pmage is reported, hut tke residents were panic-stricken. •mi .AiW • H ,'V •*., va*. J* DAW. OF SCHOOL NEAR. HUTIIEERS ATUCK OFFICERS TMREE-HOUR BATTLE FOLLOW8 CONSTABULARY REVOL^if ' Qsn. Bandhoitz to Take Up Pursuit of Rebels, Who Flee to the Mountains. Manila.--Kvery eifort 4s being made to capture the mutineers of the Second company of constabulary who, on June 6, attacked their offi­ cers and after being repulsed fled to the mountains. Brig. Gen. Harry H. Bandhoitz is hurrying to the scene of *he attack. , Brig. Gen. Bandholts will assume personal command of the constabulary forces sent in pursuit of the muti­ neers. The insular government is de­ termined to make an example of the mutinous Vtsayans, . who fled to the mountain fastnesses In the interior with their rifles and equipments, and the pursuit will be pressed with the utmost vigor until the last of the mu­ tineers have been captured. Several columns of troops, both regular and constabulary, are already in the field. Acting Gov. Gen. Forbes, who re­ turned from the province of Fam- panga and soon was in conference with MaJ. Gen. William Duvall, com­ manding the division, of the Philip­ pines, said: "This affair, deplorable as it seems to have been, has not changed my opinion of the native .constabulary, nor my belief in the general excel­ lency and loyalty of the force. Judg­ ment must be reserved until w.e re­ ceive further details of the mutiny and the causes that brought it about." No additional details of the mutiny and of the three hours' fight made by Gov. Walker and the Americans in the church at Davao have been received here. A portion of the Second com­ pany of the native constabulary sta­ tioned at Davao mutinied on the night of June 6 and attacked the company quarters, which they captured after wounding one of the native officers. After a fight lasting two ^hours on the following day, in which one mas named Libbey was killed, and four others wounded, the mutineers took to the mountains on the approach of a company of the constabulary sta­ tioned at Mapl, which hurried to the relief of the besieged Americans, a&d loyal natives. BRITONS KAISER'S GUESTS. Clergymen Addressed! by Emperor Who Expressed Good WIN of Germany Toward England* Berlin.--The emperor received 60 visiting British clergymen at the pal­ ace at Potsdam Monday. His majes­ ty made a speech of good will toward Great Britain. The German government has been waiting for some opportunity to make further expression of this country's pacific alms toward all the powers, and this was considered a favorable occasion clearly and unequivocably to set forth the kindly feeling enter­ tained by Germany toward Great Britain. It was hoped, both by words and a peaceful and just policy, to win the British people to the belief that no aggressive designs are entertained against their country. Flee Flames on a Train* Smyrna Mills, Me.--The flaming forests of northern Aroostook over­ whelmed the little village of Hillman, a new hamlet on the Ashland branch of the Bangor A Aroostook railroad, seven miles north of Smyrna Mills, Friday, and destroyed every building in the settlement The population, consisting of 50 per­ sona, was saved from death by the timely arrival of a special train. EDWARD EVERETT HALE DEAD Noted Author and Journalist and Chap­ lain of United States 8enate Passee Away Suddenly. * Boaton.--The funeral of Dr. ftdward Everett Hale, chaplain of the United States senate, Unitarian divine, phil­ anthropist, author, journalist and lover of peace, who died Thursday in his home in Roxbury, Took place Sunday in the South Congregational church. A delegation of senatora attended the funeral. Dr. Hfile was born In this city In April. 1822, and by training, educa­ tion and tradition he represented throughout the S7 years of his life the spirit of the founders of the Mas­ sachusetts Bay colony. He was grad­ uated from Havard in 1839. He was actively connected with the Boston Advertiser many years ago. and his Hetv. Dr. Edward Haie. first charge as a clergyman waa a church in Worcester. He waa a prolific writer and had for years been allied with the principal philanthropic movements of the city, state and na­ tion. Dr. Hale had been chaplain of the United States senate since 1903. JHls selection at that time to fill a vacancy was generally regarded as a high tribute to his .accomplishments and intellectual ability. "BLACK HAND" LIKE MAFFJT Ohio Organization Governed Like the Old Society--Many Branchos Are Found. Cincinnati.--Revelations In the ex­ tortion, plotting and murder by the "Black Hand" as uncovered by the post-office inspectors from the Cincin­ nati office show conclusively that the band in Columbus, Marion, Dennison and Bellefontaine and other Ohio towns, was organized along the same lines as the old Mafia, but. If any thing with a much better system for concealing its movements. It is now known that the Ohio "Black Hand" or the "Society of the Banana," as its membfers style them­ selves, had a branch in Pittsburg, Pa and one in Chicago, and a line that extended to South Dakota. Regular meetings were held and the money obtained sent to Italy. Michigan Aground in Test* Washington.--While It Is admitted at the navy department that the new battleship Michigan went aground off Cape Cod during her trial trip last Friday, denial is made to the report that her propellor was badly damaged and that it would be necessary for her to return to drydock for repairs be­ fore continuing the trials. It is said that the vessel barely touched the mud bottom and no difficulty was ex­ perienced in floating her. . No serious damage resulted, according to the com­ mander's report. Missing from Ocean 8teamer. Naples.--On the arrival from Genoa* of the North German Lloyd steamer Berlin Friday, it was ascertained that Holland Bennett, a lawyer of Boston who was traveling with his bride of one month, was missing from the ves­ sel, and the belief prevailed among the passengers that he fell overboard and was drowned. Mr. Bennett disap­ peared Thursday night while the steamer was making the run from Genoa to this port, and while his wife #as with' a namher of friends in the saloon. Quake Felt In France. Marseilles.--Two earthquake shocks were felt throughout the Riviera be­ tween 9 and 11 o'clock Friday night. While the damage done here was not great* reports from smaller cities show that the effects of the second shock were serious. At Lambeso, a town of 2,500 Inhabi­ tants, 12 miles northwest of Ax, sev­ eral houses collansed and eight per­ sons are reportel to have been killed. - f Two Drowned; Three Rescued. Bast St. Louis 111.--Mrs. Mary Nel­ son and Mrs. Mary E. Campbell were drowned in Cahokia creek, five miles north of here, when their boat struck a snag. Their companions, a woman and two children, were saved by Mike E, Haggerty, a deputy sherifT of St Clair county. Burglars Chloroform Family. Birmingham, Ala.--A. Crowder and hlB family at Rutledge Springs, near Bessemer, were chloroformed and robbed of $200. 'r Novel Vessel Is Launched. Nfew York.--A vessel of remarkable character was launched in Brooklyn Saturday in the presence of a number of scientists. It is the auxiliary yacht Carnegie, built for the Carnegi.i insti­ tution, and it is to be used in carrying on ocean surveys to correct compass data, practically no iron, steel or other magnetic metal enters into Its construction. The vessel was chris­ tened by Miss Dorothea L. Bauer, daughter of Dr. L. A. Bauer, director of the 'department of terrestrial mag­ netism in the Carnegie instigation. •V1" GOT TO THE CAUSE #S«Hf Then Ail Symptoms of K%te|t = i r Trouble Vanished. CI I. Hammonds, 51? S. Hill St., Fort Scott, Kansas, says: "I was operated ton for stone in the kidney but not cured and some time after 'was feeling so bad that I knew there must be another stone that would have to be cut out I decided to try Doan's Kidney Pills and the kidney action improved right away. Large quantities of sediment and stony particles passed from me, and finally the stone Itself, part dis­ solved, but still* as big as a pea. With it disappeared all symptoms of dizzi­ ness, rheumatism and headaches. I have gained about 50 pounds since and feel well and hearty." Sold by all dealers.' 50 cents a box.' ^OBter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. . lASK FATHER. • ---- would your you digging Clergyman--What ther say if he saw worms on Sunday? Willie--I don't know; but I know what he'd say if I did not dig for them. That's him fishing over there. AGONIZING ITCHING. Eczema for a Year--Got No Relief Cven at Skin Hospital--In Despalc Until Cutlcura Cured Him. "I was troubled with a severe itch* ing and dry, scrufy skin on my ankles, feet, arms and scalp. Scratching made it worse. Thousands of small red plm pies formed and these caused intense itching. I was advised to go to the hospital for diseases of the skin. I did so, the chief surgeon saying: "I never saw such a bad case of eczema." But I got little or no relief. Then I tried many so-called remedies, but I became so bad. that I almost gave up in despair. After suffering agonies for twelve months, I was relieved of the almost unbearable itching after two or three applications of Cutlcura Ointment. I continued its use, combined with Cuti cura Soap and Hlls, and I was com­ pletely cured. Henry Searle, little Rock, Ark., Oct. 8 and 10, 1907." Drag * Chem. Corp., Prop*, Ate a Chick with Big Eyes. ' A; trainman ia telling an Incident that occurred on a Mohawk ft Malone train up in the woods the other day. The train was standing on a siding waiting the arrival and passing of an­ other train when an Italian walked through the coach, his hands crossed on his stomach and his head wagging from side to side in a doleful manner. "What's the matter, John?" some one inquired. "Oh, me sick--me sick as dev,** re­ plied the man, rolling his head still more distressingly and continuing the rubbing of his stomach. "Sick? Well, what you been eat­ ing?" asked the sympathetic passen ter. "Eata de chick with the big eyes,** responded John, as his groans in­ creased. John had killed an owl the night before and it didn't agree with him.--- Utica Observer. ' Interrupted the Wedding. The other day, at the Shawnee county Court House, Probate Judge Schoch was about to marry a ypung couple. He pronounced the prelim­ inary words and told them to join hands, and started on the ceremony. "Hey, there! Hold up a minute! Walt, I say!" This series of startling exclamations came from the door. The groont waa horrified--the bride badly scared. "Just a minute. I want to give you each an apple before you are married.1 said the man who had made the noise. Andj in he calmly walked and handed each of them a Grimes Golden. It was one man's Idea of a joka-- Kansas City Journal. PRESSED HARD Coffee's Weight on Old Ag^ When prominent men. realize the in­ jurious effects of coffee and the change in health that Postum Can bring, they are glad to lend their testimony Mr the benefit of others. A superintendent of public schools in one of the southern states says: "My mother, since her early child* hood, was on inveterate coffee drinker, had been troubled with her heart for m number of years and complained of that 'weak all over" feeling and sick stomach. "Some time ago I was making an offi­ cial visit to a distant part of the coun­ try and took dinner with one of the merchants of the place. I noticed a somewhat peculiar flavour of the cof­ fee, and asked him concerning. It Ha replied that it was Postum. "I was so pleased with it, that after the meal was over, I bought a package to carry home with me, and had wife prepare some for the next meal. The whole family were so well pleased with it, that we discontinued coffee and used Postum entirely. "I had really been at times very anxious concerning my mother's con­ dition, but we noticed that after using Postum for a short time, she felt .so much better than she did prior to |ts use, and had little trouble with her heart and no sick stomach; that the headaches were not so frequent, and her general condition much improve^. This continued until she was as wdll and hearty as the. rest of us. *'I know Postum has benefited my-, self and -the other members of the] family, but not in so marked a de­ gree as in the case of my mother, as she was a victim of long standing." Read, "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a Reason." Ever wad the above letterf •ne appear* fr*** tlpwe to tine, i-e fenlaei trum, asi tall mt ' ' & r " ,• ' . . . , v W ; . . T: *.v -- I » J; Will Be Entirely Paid By Us in Advance The ohfeet et Iffra1 thto la t® apet m hundred! reaji n--IMs people whe «re lsf*r«rt«4 te tkc sarefcaae tar tfc*ai fcelvea their'firfeatSa • 4 a Mhaabie isrm in the mu-Trioniir productive ICTeiwIadea of r iorida, where the State of Mif Ida la aaw •a«ndlas tlJWe^ee on a drainage project. luaadred bcb who so to FW.ridn sit our expense are each to represeat at.leaat 20 of their frieada, wha da- •Ire to taveat la laad* aad who will t»e In their parchaae by the report asade hjr the au who makea tha.t*lp iMnilliatu hk hath hla and l&eir lraterentn. |a ohlUratloa la any way wkn»»o«?ver to the auui or hla frieada ta perchaae (roa wm hefore fee aakw the trip at oar eq«uc aor after the trip ha* beea completed. We"itaew there to aot another tract of land la America aold aa advaatajreoaaly aad aa eheaplr aa this laaL PW Ml buid, Mr la there a company selling; land in America to-day on aach ttnu, offertes to ani MM** dred mmm to laveatisate the land imd the pomslhllltien, nnrt paying the expenses for the eatlre roaad trlgb ' ta there ma :|| .1 -m : ^ , ..*1 We, therefore, arsre that jon write immediately nnd get our literature, the plan of Belling aad every detail* H# thea eowic* <to Cht<«C* aad aak« Rrraacen^nia in take the trip of inveatlgntlpa. ^ * Yl»e wilt not pdy the eapenneo of more than a hundred men, _ . uOK than forty have gone at tbeir own expeaae within the last thirty daya, aad the parchaae aad eaten they M* -i-jr M their wtan warranta u to make this offer to pay the railroad expeaaea la advance to oae hnadred mea rrh* nt leaat SO frwpertlvr purchaser*. Write u» for oar term*. The following is a description of oar pro naalMan. Read it carefully and vend to-day for our literature. . We are aelllnK 6S.OOO acres of picked land directly aoath ef L«k* Okeecfeoliee, pronounced by experts to he the- Moat valaahle and the richest of all the E-rercladea laada. . AUCTION PLAN Tito e&tlrt tiMld* teras ^ being w>kt eon tract of fMO.80 for 10 to 1 b< Fottowiagr Is a brief description of the land, title ausd ett LOCA'l fO * --66,000 acres on the Soath border at Iakc ehobee, 30 mil** of Palm Be»eh. SOI S,--Decomposed "vegetation, known a* firro. easily v< nutrt of a deptft from * to 2® f«»t of ln*xh*u*tlHie ferritttyi U or - eoms^ratlvetv level, sSogtagr £Fum trSt^^tiVSiw watehl^ frith mat Intern* dtirtnft the l»»'MS«S; p p f •_»*_»--• su*to of Florida on the great drainage i oo&tfiQt lhela<l«?s one town lot. irhp prfatM documents published by the official- -- -- nroiect In the Kvervl&dftA. Some of the ablest s.nennewspaper and mrnilne writers, hare ttw Si-'orglaStMK sod bavi prepared article® winch have boen widely printed and oopled "Hi tbv asagasinct and new»p*p©r^ of thla &n<S foreifrn• coiantrles. RICHEST TRACT OF LAND IN THE WORLD Thi Kation^ ahiest. men of the Aqr^cultuml at Washington hare pronouiMd tie Uiuf within a of 18 to SO miles on the a>utherii shore of V trontk in tb«y< «l*T or til From « to 85 lneb®« a. year, < The coat la aot mew ttaa'ttMa pniiirWlMMlfeaf S5li;\o>» and Iowa. WA'f'EB-Wells from »toa#fectoI»b«>lnl«5y €1-1M ATE--The t-r.tsmtic condition* *!*• by tk«n» whollrpsh^retfaeyearTOaadtobettoMsatparte^ Tb»»«Maao «itre«r,e 1«»--the»T»«g« Uumn iteipofatua na wtnt«r is M. *BO»T8 --Thais has narer bt« a kJllln* firort or ftean ha SSmt »MUn the VftgStabKs&nd wgar-cane. regardic* of location ^ wwket for tee pr-sJuett <rf n* £**!•«• T^ntthat th,dratna^ of^ergl^ the of KloriGa would pay the eort of the draicage, Acre i tvx iana VlTI^E The title to tbir S6 ck» e? t-^nd is vm snapmii tip by moneyed interests, hccause this rep*e«ents the 1ab-« oi Aaena s r^t direct from the V. « " *" leifeOla J " laf ti Vhich Sonid be boR^ht in Targe tracUi at low figure*. PRICES APVA^CtNO DAILY XlicHtx the mIUbueand reselling: has bogun. aad wht'ie you can seccro 10to WOacre* tod oM tovt lot froio Qi on an application of 12-40.00.110.00 paid with the applicatiwtt and JBASw the price owners are asking for the thf Kverglades ranges from 1^.00 t ^ an acre. This shows the- wotsdwrfal value 5lac?d Kvorglades frnit and v^eiahip landB. Dr. W. H. Wiley. OhtefClMinrst of the Agricultural Department, states as follows: There ts practically no other body of land In the world which presents su^h rewarkame powibtriUes of development as the muck lands bordering th© southern shores of !.*ake Okeechobee. W- ItD tne surface almost absolutely level U affords promise of development whleh reaches beyona the linsits of prophecy.n , % . w. 3.0. Wtight, 8up©rvis3n|r Drainage Bnglneer U. 8. Department of Agriculture, saysjn nis report just published on the Brerglades: lfThe land adjacent to Lake Okeechobee is the nOMVl iMtft portion of the JSvorgtades." Copies of this report will be sent on application. 65,000 ACRES NOW READY AT $24 PER ACRE > Oar land comprises ai>res (mrapnng and immediately south oi Lake <>tt>cchotiec. -*j H !• IotpI prairie land, like the prairies of Iowa, with no stumps, no undorbrnah, noting** 'oimir hot the niilivc grasses. Wo take »n ai>pli.-atu>n for & 10 acre to 6*0 acre farm and one town lot at 12*0.00, and payment* are $10.00 a month, or about U cents a day, without interest. You hare a fortune in one of these farms. This land sboald be worth 1100.00 to *760.00an ken, judging from the demand for this land and the amount of money that can actually be mart* {mm growing fruits and vegetable®, three crops a year. We have hundreds of Setters statins: ibat farmers, fruitgrowers, track nlWI the Krerfriades of Florida net from kYUOO to (12,000 a year on a 10 acre farm. No Irrigation--no fertiiltltyt necessary >n the hiworv of land sellini? bai now offered by this Company In the Vlurlda Krerglades. The purchase of your contract should bring you not less than f?.S00 wtthln t#o fWI MTU investment, and that lunch a year from your p&wiucts if you work the land. Writ.- us today for our literature and |>l:wi m selling the •" i Ike 110.00 a uiooUi KM0.00 ooiilnDU. U to •ecurn one oi tbeee eontracts before they are all gone. AGENTS Write us Immediately. . _ you may know the full value o1 lling experience--but if yon a|« tbe make you a proposition to come to di^ct from ttie V. B. J Vloii-iit. *oa n'tti oniy one r to Kv»rv!»-i»** 'OotnpMiy. - ittaludat Never in the hiwory of land sellini? has there been sueh an offer to the American public | " ' Flo ' " " : selling tiwi io acres to GM sere* and oh town €!)ic»wro ! representing I right man Chicago at our expense. THE FLORIDA EVER8UDES LAND CO. ^PMFIrat National Bank Bu|ldlr|f CHICAGO, ILLINOIS We will send you a Uniye print ot this map. SHERLOCK HOLMES W- Tired Tom (sadly)--Ah, that patch tells me that my old pal, Plodding Pete haa be«a this way. Poor old Petal . , No Sutler for PnetiHtch. "We'll have to get a butler, |oa Ictaow," said Mrs. Pneurltch. . "What for?" asked Mr. Pneurftich. "Well, to look after the wine cellar, and--" "Not much, Prise 11 la! I'm capable of looking after the booze myself." "A butler lends dignity to an estah* Itshment, too." t "Well, when I get so hard. up. for dignity that I have to borrow It from a butler, I'll quit and go back to the retail grocery business. Tou manage the hired girls, Prlscilla, and Flf at­ tend to running the man part of thin shebang." Precocious. Smtn Girl--Why doesnt babjr talk, father? Father--Ho can't talk yet, dear. Young babies never do. Small Girl--Oh, yes they do. Job did. Nurse read to me out at the Bible how Job cursed the daj^ lit was born.--Tit-Bits. , A Rare Qood Thine. "Am using ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, and can truly say 1 would not have been with­ out It so lonj?. had I known the relist it would give my aching feet. I think It a rare good thing for anyone having sore or tired feet.--Mrs. Matilda Holtw'ert, Providence, R. L" Sold by .ftU Pruggists, 26c. Ask to-day. , Silence gives consent--yet when a young man proposes he naturally pre­ fers that the girl in the case should Say something. Who He Belonged it natron of the most determined character was encountered by a young woman reporter on a country paper, who was sent out to interview lead­ ing citizens as to their politics. "May 1 see Mr. ?" she asked of a stern- looking woman who opened the door at one house. "No, you cant," an­ swered the matron, decisively. "But I want to know what party he belongs to," pleaded the girl. The woman drew up her tall figure. "Well, take a good look at me," she said, 'Tm the party he belongs to!** iSood* Stroke of Business. v The £1 note is not tbe smallest Is­ sued by the bank of England. By mistake a note of the value of one penny was made and issued in 1828. It was in circulation $>r many years, a source of annoyance to the cashiers In making up their accounts. At length the holder of it brought It to the bank and after considerable argu­ ment persuaded tike authorltim ' to give him £5 for ItT - * Among the Fighters. "Has your pugilistic rlval a lOnger reach than yours?" "I dont know about the reach, but my vocabulary contains the longest words." A cold on tbe lung* doesn't usually amount to much, but it invariably pre­ cedes pneumonia and consumption. Ham­ lin* Wizard Oil applied to the chest at once will break up a cold in a night. When lawbreakers become law­ makers they will naturally mak* l*w? that are easy. Lewis' Single Binder , made of extra qual­ ity tobacco, costs more than other 5c cigars. Tell the dealer you want them. When a woman doesn't have her say It is beoauBe she is dumb. Mr*. Wloilon't Soothing Syrup. Tor children teething, soften* tbe gunii, redBM* t» flamm&Uon, allays palo, curea wind collu. 26c• botUa. ---- ... _ •- Pride sometimes has to fH before people fall In love. Do Tou Feel Ron Down? If so, yon are an easy victim at disease. You can avoid danger if you build up your system with the natural strength-giver-- DR.D.JAYNE'S TONIC VERMIFUGE which helps yotir body do its owa building ap. It pats the whole digc*» tive system in a perfect condition. Regulates the stomach, icaputs aew vigor sod health to the tissues. Year Druggist has it. %&> Two size,. S0c**J Y • hsSg - : •' i " \ SOUR STOMACH "I used Ciscarets and fee| like a man. I have been a sufferer from dys­ pepsia and sour stomach for the lest two years. I have been taking medicine and other drugs, out cuuiu find no relief < for a short time. I will recomt Caacarets to my friends as the only i fen- indigestion and sour stomach and keep the bowels in good conditktt* They are very nice to eat." Harry StueLley, Mauch Chunk, Fs» 1 lasamt. Palatable, Potest, Taste Good; • Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Grips. , 25c, 50c. Never sold In balk. Tbe g*m~ teed to atac tablet: scamped C C C. Guar an cure or your money back. OLD SORES CURED Allen's UlcerlneSalTe cures Chronic lUc«n.BaA* Ulee^Srnifaloni I'lrers.Varlroift rifew,!#- dolent I'lcers,Hfercurlal t'lc«r«.White%weU-iDK^Ilfc I.eg. STfiVorSornn, sHtHwi. Pc«Id«ri|ra» fwCn. By mull 69c.,! ,P. ALL KN".{>'Pt_l!,St.l*ailI,311tin» 'ti-M 1 ^ CT0CKS AND IJOXOS--t"niist.>J sUM-ks boo* k-1 and stild: Arkansiis Jt Arizona (.'upper S Great Western Oil lit-; H Jennet' Verde !tOc. O. I.. Eaton, Little Kuck, Ark. 99A ACRES--fire miles from MinBc&poHag filS" good coi 1, wel 1 Imprured. on bi auufal lak«> Ideal stock farm. IT0, rerj mv wn#». C. S. MUuMapbtle, Minnesota. W. N. U., CHICAGO, NO. 2&-1909. ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. A\igefdrfelhpamianfiri$i ttng Uie SenBadks Promotes DigestionXlaffit nessandBestConlattKnriiy Opiuni^forphine narMSnenL NOT NARCOTIC. Jhtmtm Jki*. JttSmm» Hon, Sour StDBEch. WonMjCflHvakkrasJCTcrisk ness and Loss OF SLEER fhcSiiab SigsmOl* NEW YORK. uiuterthcFw Tbe Kind Yoa Have Always Bought, and which has been la use fbr over 80 years, has borne the signatiire of and has been made under his per* soiiiil supervision since its infancy* Allow no one to deceive yon. in thifc All Counterfeits, ImltatioBS and "Just-as-good** are 1ml Experiments that trifle with and endanger tho health of . Infants and CMMien--Experience against 12xperim«sij4», What Is CASTORIA ffentfuifl. j| a harmless snhstitnte lbr Castor Oil* Aft* gt>ric» I>rops and Soothlngr Syrups. It is Pleasant. 1ft contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Xurcotfcl subHtaiu-e. Its ag-e is its guarantee# It destroys Worias ami allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation „ It. the Food.* reemlatea thfft _Qs?>- / Stomach and Bowels, givingr healthy and natural SlQC«b ^ * The Children's Panacea--The Mother's Friend* GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS • *.•, Beu* thefiignaturo of -f .4̂ .4 Tie Kind Yon Hare Always |n Use For Over 30 Years Exact Copy of Wrsppetw