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*.r" -- rnmkmm --**• * w lie'idagrnaMeaki fjj^p g|[[ PASSED Published by F. Q. SCHREINER. MCHENRY, ILLINOIS. Don't take an electric fan cold. No hews from Africa is not n«<k essarily good news for the big game. If shoes go too high in price we caa all take the Kneipp cure. Laws that cripple legitimate busi­ ness are laws that should be repealed. Snmmer resort proprietors are bear­ ing up wonderfully under the hot Weather. It will be a pretty cheap fair this year that doesn't have an aeroplane exhibition. WOT PERFECT, BUT A STEP FOR­ WARD, is._TA#nMMi#if^-.- ' " K E N T . * ~ ' CONGRESS CLOSES SESSION President and Members Leave Capital for Their Summer Horn® a--Go re and Johnson Give Opinions of New Law's Effect. Between murderous anarchists and typhoid fever, the czar is certainly having small choice of troubles. No prostrations from the heat are reported from the summer colonies of the millionaires. Both at home and abroad, the kill­ ing of missionaries seetns to be one of the Chinese fads. The qualifications of a successful near or are common sense, backbone end business acumen. The scientific name Of fly Is "musca domestica." sound quite mean enough. the house It doesn't ThtTagn a woman's large hat caused a canoe to capsize in the Bronx riv­ er the incident will have no effect on the fashion. Nansen is to revisit the arctic re­ gions, but as he wants to do somethinp original he will study ocean current; and not discover the north pole. Washington.--Whether Car weal or woe, the United States now is under a new tariff law, the extraordinary session of congress adjourning Thurs­ day evening, after fighting since March 15 over the bill. The president left Friday afternoon for the "summer White House" at Beverly, Mass., and all but a few of the members of congress have gone to their homes. The members of the conference committee and cabinet were dinner guests of the president Thursday night - The conference report on the bill was Agreed to by the senate by a vote of 47 to 31, and the concurrent resolu­ tion making certain changes in the leather schedule Was adopted by, both houses. Following is the vote in detail: Yeas--^Aldrich, Borah, Bourne, Brad­ ley, Brandegee, Brown, Bulkeley, tmrkett, Burnham, Burrows, Burton, Carter, Clark (Wyoming), Crane, Crawford, Cullom, Curtis, Depew, Dick, Dixon. Dupont, Elkins, Flint, Frye, Gamble, Guggenheim, Hale, Heyburn, Johnson, Jones, Kean, Lodge, Lorimer, McCumber, Oliver, Page, Penrose, Per­ kins, Pisles, Root, Scott, Smith (Mich­ igan), Smoot, Stephenson, Sutherland, Warner, Wetmore--47. Nays--Bacon, Bailey, Bankhead, Beveridge. Bristow, Chamberlain, Clapp, Clay, Culberson, Cummins, Dan­ iel, Dolliver, Fletcher, Foster, Frazier, Gore. Hughes, La Foilette, McLaurin, Martin, Nelson, Newlands, Overman, Paynter, Raynor, Shively, Simmons, Smith (Maryland), Smith (South Car­ olina), Stone, Taliaferro--31. Senator McEnery or Louisiana (Dem), who was absent, was paired en the bill. He was the only Demo­ crat favoring the measure. The bill received all the Republican votes except those of Bristow, Clapp, Cummins, Dolliver, La Foilette, Bev­ eridge and Nelson. The following are the new appoint­ ments made by Speaker Cannon for house committee chairmanships: Vreeland of New York, banking and currency; Rodenberg qf Illinois, In­ dustrial arts and expositions; Mann of Illinois, interstate and foreign com­ merce; Weeks of Massachusetts, post offices and postroads; Alexander of New York, rivers and harbors; Parker of . New Jersey, judiciary; Prince of Illinois, claims. President Taft arrived at the capi- tol at 4:45 p. m„ and 20 minutes later signed the bill, which became a law Friday. Bending over the president as he Before campUtemg of the tite I Secretarr % few minctes off to be thankful th« ! "no*' General Wickersham, Postmaster Gen- It is none too early, perhaps, to make a rule that any man who rocks the boat shall be pitched head first Into the water to sink or swim, Just as it suits him. irrigation eoaans opens GREAT NATIONAL GATHERING AT '.^KANlt WACtf. . Attended by Thousands of DelegatM and Others interested in Iteclaim- " ing the Deserts, Spokane, Wash.--"Save the forests, store the floods, reclaim the jdeserts and make homes on the land," is the watchword of the National Ir­ rigation congress which' opened here Monday. The meeting has attracted apostles of irrigation, deep water­ ways, good roads and conservation of resources and recruits from various parts of this continent, England, Ger­ many, France, Hawaii, the Phillippine islands, the Latin republics and China and Japan, representatives of foreign nations and colonial governments, offi­ cials of the federal reclamation, for* estry and agricultural departments* % A Chicago man with one gray and one blue eye asks the chief of police of St. Louis to find him a wife. He does not insist that she harmonize with his color scheme. The popular unrest in Colombia has been blamed on a plague of grasshop pers. From the character of the Co­ lombian unrest one might have fancied it a plague of fleas. Milk bottles are now made out of paper. After awhile, we suppose, It " will be so arranged that we can have ' our milk delivered each morning in our favorite publication. Prof. Munsterberg says it is safe to drink if you do it moderately. That explains the caution of the man who quits when it comes to his turn tc treat the crowd. A hater of automobiles has gives e large fund to the University of Paris to endow a chair of aviation. Maybe he never has had sand dropped down Ms neck from a passing balloon. yos are not running white-hot billets of steel through the rollers at the adDi or stoking on a lake boat. eral Hitchcock, Secretary Nagel and Secretary Wilson. Standing about the table were Senator Aldrich, Represen­ tative Payne and many other members of the senate and house. Mr. Payne got the pen. Taft also signed the A straw bonnet on a horse's head is ml? & sbaffi appearance of kindness «c* os*- * •« i*n the angrv driver mm twisting at the' PhHiPPtoe tariff measure and other j hills. • 1 After signing the tariff bill Presi- ©IS: If It were not for the beat waves ; jlfnt Taft gave out a statement em- be ear* wosld not mature, the ele- ; bodying his views of the new act, v&skt not be filled and there he co johnny cake. Let us trials with what patience we Yes* aature is inscrutable but kind. •JCca-T itoes have their uses, snakes feTc,-ir gophers and vultures carry off carcases. Even the motorcycle, it is said, may be used to advantage by ftremoL which he designates officially as the "Payne bill," in accordance with past custom of giving first recognition to the framer of the measure in the house of representatives. The president declares that, while the bill is not perfect by any means, nor "a complete compliance with promises made, strictly interpreted," it is, nevertheless, a sincere effort on the part of the party to make a down­ ward revision and to comply with the promises of the platform. A census taker in Chicago of a | man's ideal for a wife reveals that { fhere is general masculine prejudice ' ' against the college girl as a spouse. WATERWAYS MEN SAIL Naturally, the college girl was j 1 doomed from the> start. She has the fatal feminine defect in masculine eyes--she knows too much. ' That labor strike in Hawaii which «ome persons feared would develop race difficulties that might engender trouble with Japan appears in a fair way to be settled without serious dis­ turbance. As the Japanese laborers •eem willing to return to work, prob­ ably the matter has been grossly ex­ aggerated, and for a purpose. Such things have happened before. Eight Members of the Joint" Congres­ sional Commission Start on Their European Trip. '; •A- The June disbursements for interest and dividends by railroad, industrial and other corporations will reach $71,- 220,000, which is an increase of $4,277,- »000 over last year. This is an infallible indication of the improvement in busi­ ness conditions and of a gain in the earning capacity of the concerns in question. And everything promises greater advance in that direction in the immediate future. New York.--Eight members of 4he joint congressional commission on waterways sailed from New York Tuesday for Europe. They will re­ main abroad for two months, devoting much of the time to inspection of the Rhine, the only river in Europe which possesses many features common to the Mississippi. Because of the ex­ tra session the commission will be able to present only a preliminary re­ port to congress in December. The party that sailed included Sena­ tors Burton, Gallinger, Simmons and Smith (Mich.) and Representatives Stevens, Sparkman, Alexander and Wanger. Senators Lorimer and Pile may join the other members of the commission at Strasburg early in Sep­ tember. A bank official in the west, con­ victed of swindling and sentenced to 25 years' imprisbnment, was pardoned after serving a few years. He. had a new start in life, every one sympa­ thising with his resolve to reform. He got another chance, likewise more thousands with which he has disap­ peared. Sympathy is a pleasing feel­ ing to those who bestow it, by.t it is also expensive, particularly when it induces mercy to temper justice so that justice cannot be recognized. Mine Promoter Gives Bond. Toledo, O.--W. E. Russell, a mining promoter, who was arrested at Lima, O., on a warrant from Cleveland, fur­ nished bail of $5,000 before United States Commissioner F. W. Gaines, pending a hearing for extradition to Toronto, Canada. < fov; years ago a man in Delaware bought an old safe at public auction, and put it in his stable. Lately, after apparently turning the matter over in t ble mind for the said 30 years he had I been in possession, he decided to break the safe open and see what was Inside. He found gold coin enough CO enable him to spend the rest of «. bis life in luxury. This shows how prettltis to think: things over long and well before committing oneself to rash •ctfeu. >s& President E. Barstow. governors and members t>f state and territorial legislatures, railroad and bank presidents and members of ag­ ricultural, horticultural, commercial and fraternal organizations. Arrangements have been made for the jentertbinment of about 4,000 ac­ credited delegates, and thousands of other visitors are coming in from the irrigated districts of the west and of British Columbia, Alberta and Mani­ toba. President George E. Barstow of Barstow, Tex., presides over the ses­ sions, and the secretary is B. A. Fow­ ler of Phoenix, Ariz. ABANDONED! YOUNG V W < ) , POLICE at ftfrrf* ROBBER ANO ONE PURSUER OiE IN BATTLE. KILL GIRL AT ME WOMAN SLAIN AS SHE IPRATE8 FATHER'S r' TOMBSTONE. vWii SEEK A STRANGLER Four CrJnft® Jn a Csnrist^ry sit Roch©s^ . f^nling Mystery 8olve. '<* HONORS NICOLET'S MEMORY. Wisconsin Pays Tribute to French Ex- plorer Who Discovered State 275 Years Ago. Green Bay, Wis.--tJnder the aus­ pices of the State Historical society and the Green Bay Historical society, the people of Wisconsin are paying tribute this week to the memory of Jean Nicolet, the French explorer, who was the first white man to visit what is now Wisconsin. The cere­ monies began Tuesday night with ad­ dresses by Mayor Abrams of Green Bay, President Arthur C. Neville of the local historical society, Prof. Frederick J. Turner of the University of Wisconsin and Hjalmar Rued Holand of Ephraim. Wednesday afternoon there was un­ veiled in the grounds of the Chicago & Northwestern railway station a bronze tablet commemorating the suc­ cessive location on that site of the French Fort St. Francis, the English Fort Edward Augustus and the Amer­ ican Fort Howard. Among the speak­ ers were James H. Elmore, Prof. Turn­ er and a representative of the railway company, which donated the tablet. IS DEATH'S PRISONER NOW Son of Man Who Wrote "America" Lives Only Three Days After Being Pardoned. Des Moines, la.--Samuel Francis Smith, embezzler, former mayor of Davenport and son of the man who wrote "America," who died Sunday in a hospital at Toronto, Canada, where he was taken from a train bearing him to Newton Center, Mass., to join hia wife and daughter after five years' separation, was released, last Thurs­ day, from the state reformatory at Anamosa oh orders from Gov. Carroll. His sentence was suspended because of his old age. Convicted of embez­ zling trust funds In Daveiiport five years ago, he had served five yearB. Six years ago Samuel Francis Smith, was one of the most highly respected citizens of Iowa. A former mayor of Davenport, a brilliant lawyer, a bankr er, a pillar In church work, he had many friends and no enemies. (International Typographical Union. St. Joseph, Mo.--The annual conven­ tion of the International Typograph­ ical union opened here Monday with a full attendance of delegates and many others. President John M. Lynch was in the chair. The union's health campaign, the label propa­ ganda, the ojd age pension and the proposal to establish an Insurance fea­ ture are the chief matter. Big Exports of Lumber. Pensacola, Fla.--The outward move­ ment of lumber and timber from this port during the last week reached 18,- 000,000 feet, the largest in the last two years. Another Indiana Banker Short. New Albany, Ind.--Frank Nicolat, assistant cashier of the City National bank, has disappeared, leaving a shortage of at leafet $5,000. Befcre his departure last Monday Nicolai bought a revolver and his friends fear he has committed suicide. Kitchener Is Inspector fimifril, London.--Lord kitchener, command­ er of the British forces in India, has been appointed to succeed the duke of Connaught as inspector general of the Mediterranean forces. Labor Federation to Meet. South Bend, Ind.--The twenty-fiftkt anniversary of the Indiana Federation of Labor, the oldest state labor organi­ zation in the United States, will be ob­ served in South Bend, September 28, 29 and 3tf, the occasion of the annual convention. 8everal Others Wounded -- Bandit Holds Up White Bear (Minn.) Cashier and Steals $56$. White Bear, Minn.--In a pitched battle with rifles and revolvers fol­ lowing the robbery 'of the First State bank of White Bear, Robert Pohl, said to be an ex-convict, and Edward Larken, chef at the Five Forks, a* Bald Eagle lake cottage, were killed, and four others were wounded. The dead: . Robert Pohl, the robber. Edward Larken. The wounded: Thomas Skeith, grazed by spent bullet. William Butler, shot through abdo­ men; at hospital In critical condition. Richard Doran, shot through arm. John Christie, shot through fleshy part of thigh. Pohl, who had been working at White Bear for a week, and who is believed to have been a professional cracksman, took a check for seven dollars to the bank at 8:30 a. in., and while the cashier, Alfred Auger, was examining it he produced an auto­ matic rifle and told him to hand over all the cash in the bank. Auger com­ plied. As the robber dashed out of the bank with $565 in cash Auger raised the alarm, and citizens pursued the man to the Interstate lumber yards, where he hid. Larken entered the yards and was shot through the heart. The robber then ran to a pile of lumber a short distance beyond the lard and hid un­ der it. A desperate battle with the posse, during which at least 500 shots were exchanged, followed. John Brachvogel, one of the posse, who was armed with a repeating rifle, finally shot the robber in the arm. The man dropped his weapon, but picked it up again, and as he turned to fire Brachvogel shot him dead. Fif­ teen bullet wounds were found in the man's body. MOB WITNESSES BEHEADING. Great Excitement in French Capital As Murderer's Head la Cut Off in Public. Paris.--A sudden official announce­ ment that a public beher.ding would take place at 4:30 o'clock Thursday morning in the boulevard fronting the Sante prison, created a sensation in Paris, which had not seen an execu­ tion in 15 years. Immediately immense crowds gath­ ered at the scene, but were kept back from the guillotine by heavy details of police and municipal guards. The victim was one Duchemin, aged 23, a butcher. In 1908 he stabbed his mother and this not re­ sulting in her death quick enough he finished her by strangulation. The motive for the crime was robbery. SWEDISH LABOR WAR GROWS Trouble Increases Despite Efforts o1 King Gustave--Printer# Join the Strikers. Stockholm.--King Gustave's efforts to settle the big strike which threat­ ens to throw Sweden into a civil war received a set back Monday,,when the printers quit work. The national labor union issued a proclamation that beginning Monday every dray or wagon whose driver is not wearing a union permit badge? will be stopped by strikers. No exception,, it was stated, will be made for own­ ers driving their own wagons. B The union further ., threatened to frustrate the attempt of the Stock­ holm street car company to start its cars on the important lines with the aid of the company's afficials and strike-breakers. More than 1,000 tele­ phone and telegraph employes will strike Wednesday. King Gustave intervened Sunday in an endeavor to secure a compromise. His majesty sent a message to the parties at conflict exhorting them to come to an agreement at the earliest moment possible and advising arbitra­ tion of the disputed questions. It was after King Gustave's mes­ sage had been read and approved at a cabinet meeting Saturday that his majesty summoned to the palace the two leaders of the warring factions, Director Van Sydow of the employers, and Senator Linduist, president of the Federation of Trades Unions, for a conference. The result of this conference has not yet transpired, but apparently his majesty's efforts for a peaceful solu­ tion of the trouble was without re­ sult. , More than 300,000 persons are now affected by the strike, which has para­ lyzed the country. KENOSHA JURIST IS FOUND More Apples This Year. Buffalo, N. Y. -- An apple crop in the United States slightly In excess of that a year ago and 50 per cent, larger in Canada is the esti­ mate made by Secretary Rothwell be­ fore the International Apple Shippers' association. The association elected W. L. Wagner, Chicago, president, VSnderbilt Horse Is Winner. JParia,--W illlam K. VanderbtWt- Seasick II. won the Prix de Long- champs, two miles and one furlong, at Deauville. Japan Will Ignore China# f: Tokyo.--Japan officially notilled the powers Saturday of her intention to proceed immediately with the recon­ structing and improving of the An- tung- Mukden railroad, without the consent of China, diplomatic negotia­ tions having failed^ Belay issue of Semis. Washington.--None of the new Pan­ ama bonds authorized by congress will be issued before congress meets again and has had an opportunity to change the circulation tax. Navy to Give Up Negro Boxer. Washington.--David Williams;' die negro mess attendant on the battle­ ship Vermont, will be surrendered by the navy tq the Massachusetts state authorities. They eharge him with manslaughter, as the result of the death of Mess Attendant Foster, fol­ lowing a boxing bout on board the Vermont. ^Appointed Commander-in-Chief, Paris.--Gen. Charles Louis Tretneau )m» been appointed commander-ilk chief of the French army. Judge Clarkson Discovered Working in a Button Factory at Sabula, La. Kenosha, Wis.--Judge Joseph R. Clarkson, who disappeared from his home here on July 14, was found working in a pearl button factory at Sabula, la., by Jphn Burns, one of his close friends, who has been searching for him since he left Kenosha. Judge Clarkson, in company with Burns, is expected to arrive here Saturday. It was only a few miles from Sabula that Judge Clarkson was found 28 years ago when he disappeared from Omaha under circumstances similar to the present case. After returning home to Omaha more than a quarter of a century ago, Judge Clarkson could remember nothing of the weeks during which he was walking about tlve country. One of the strange features of the case is the influence which caused him tOy retrace the steps which he took on his first disappearance. The clew which led the searchers to Sabula was received in Kenosha Thursday and Burns at once set out to find his friend. Clarkson was judge of the superior court here for several years.. Woman Brutally SlaNi. " Detroit, Mich.--The badly mutilated body of a woman about 35 years of age was found in a clump of underbrush in Hamtrack, this county, Sunday. The condition of the body indicates that the woman was assaulted and killed. Motor Cyclists to Race. Indianapolis.--The seventh annual convention of the Federation of Ameri­ can Motor Cyclists is to be held in this city on Thursday, Friday and Satur­ day of this week. An endurance run for the "two wheelers" was started at Clereland, O. Offer Ex-Shah $75,000 Yearly. Teheran.--The |overnment has now offer Mohamed All, the ex-shah, an annua) pension of $75,000 on condition that he will deliver up the jewels enumerated in the Nationalist inven­ tory or inform the government how he disposed of the missing gem*. |$ is believed he will accept. r Earthquakes Cause Great Fear. Lisbon.--Earth shocks are being felt daily in the Ribatepe region, where the populace is greatly fright­ ened and camping in the fields. > Ex-Mayor Falls Dead. Parkersburg, W. Va.--Former Mayor R. H. Thomas fell dead while sitting on the front porch of his home. Heart disease superinduced by extreme heat is ascribed as the cause of his death. Turkey and Greece Near Clash. Constantinople.--The Porte has sent a note to Greece demanding a formal declaration by that country of non­ interference in Cretan affairs. In the event of a re^ipal to accede to the demand, Turkey' will break off diplo­ matic relations with Greece AOd t*e two countries may fight f / Reld to Hold Post a Yeir. " London.--Whitelaw Reid will re­ main the American ambassador here for a year at least, according to his fel­ low members of the diplomatic corps. Rochester, N. Y.--Leaving her honje early on Saturday afternoon to place flowers on the grave of her father, pretty Anna Schumacher, 17 years old, who resided with her mother in this city, was attacked by one or more unidentified men, criminally assaulted and murdered. Her body was dragged outside the cemetery to a depression in a lonely spot and covered with a thin layer of earth and leaves. There it was dis­ covered Monday by constables of the town of Greece, who found marks of a struggle in the Schumacher family plot; in the cemetery, where the flow­ ers placed on the father's grave by the girl were still fresh. The spade which was used to bury Anna Schumacher was ideMified later as having been stolen from a cow barn of St. Bernard's seminary, near the scene of the murder. An employe of St. Bernard's has been missing since Saturday. Particles of what looked like skin were found under the girl's Jinger nails, indicating that she had fought her assailants and scratched them in her desperate resistance. The spade with which the murder­ ers covered the body of the victim was found near by. It was flecked with grain, showing that it had been stolen from some near-by farrh. It possHaly may serve as a clew. One theory of the police is that the girl was attacked by tramps or thieves, the vicinity of the cemetery where the body was found being a favorite resort for vagabonds and criminals. Students at the seminary have been questioned. When Miss Schumacher did not reach home by seven o'clock Saturday evening her- mother became alarmed, and search was made for her, and one of the brothers-in-law and a sister drove down to the cemetery and made a hurried survey of the grounds, with­ out avail. It was found that she had visited the cemetery, as the graves were newly decorated. IS CRAZED BY RED TAPE Austrian Woman Goes Insane When Held in Compliance with the Immigration Laws. Ogdensburg, N. Y.---Driven insane by the complexities of immigration re­ quirements, Mrs. Ann Kuljaj left here in charge of a government inspector, for .New York, whence she will be de­ ported to Austria. Two months ago the woman and her 15-year-old daughter were passed at New York and permitted to buy tickets for Ladysmith, B. C., Where they were to join the husband and fa­ ther, but at Prescott, Ont., they were turned back by Canadian officers on th« ground that they had not suffi­ cient funds. Unable to make herself understood, the woman lost her rea­ son and is confined in the state hos­ pital here. x B08M FOR JANE ADDAMS Boston Suffragettes Want Head of Chicago's Hull House for'Presl- dent of United States. Boston.--Jane Addams, on a plat­ form advocating equal suffrage, is the first person to be seriously put forth as candidate for president of the United States in 1912. This city is to be the campaign headquarters and all the energy, the persistency, and the originality for which the suffragette movement has coilne to be distin­ guished, will be directed to advance her candidacy. "The best national housekeeper," will be the slogan that will arouse the supporters of Miss Addams. Miss Alice Stone Blackwell has come out in support of Miss Addams for presi­ dent. ASK QUARTER FOR PENNIES Bulls of the Juvenile Curb at Wash­ ington Put Big Premium 6n Lincoln Coins. Washington.--The supply of the new Lincoln pennies, bearing the three initials of the designer, has been exhausted so far as distribution at the treasury department is con­ cerned. Immediately the bulls of the juven­ ile curb market outside ran up^the price. From three for a nickel the figure jumped to two for a nickel, a nickel a piece, four for a quarter, and a dime apiece. Spme asked as much as 25 cents each. . Alabama Is "Dry" Nov*. .-Montgomery, Ala.--Gov. Comer signed the Carmichael prohibition bill Monday in the presence of Mrs. J. B. Mell, president of the Alabama division of the Woman's Christian Temperance union, and other women. The signature Was affixed almost im­ mediately after the house had ratified a minor amendment. An odd coinci­ dence was that Senator Hamburger of Mobile was the only member of the leginluiuie Senator Ham­ burger was one of the two senators who voted against the blll,^ 8trike Without Warning. Fort William, Ont.--Without hav­ ing made formal demands upon the company, nearly a thousand freight handlers in the sheds of the Canadian Pacific railway walked out and freight movement in Fort William is at a standstill. m- GENEROSITY OF THE GOURMET •V.X r. " Ppenehman Partial to Properly Cooked • But He Did Not . gether Forget hie Wife. rieuuuiuitu uebiuiies to 1 for a pair of ready-made trousers, but it is his delight to spend a fiver on a meal." /,« The speaker, a waiter, smiled. *My brother, Gustav of Bex," said, " is a renowned gourmet They talk ail over Dax of Gustav's way Of grilling a lamb cutlet. It is a good way, but expensive? Oh, la, .la!" "La, la?" The guest frowned "What do you mean by la, la?'" he inquired. "It just means 'gosh,' 'jingo,' 'my goodness,' anything like that," said the waiter Impatiently, "About my brother Gustav. He always grills hia own chops. He won't trust the work to any one else. He does it like this: He lays three chops, one on top of the other, on the grill. Seated before the fire, he turns the chops over and over till the two outer ones are done to a very dry brown. The middle one only is the one he eats. Ah, but it must he delicious. It has received, you see, all the rich, delicate juices of the oth­ er two." The guest sneered. "And does he thrown the other two away?" he a s k e d . . . . . , , - ' "Oh, no," the waiter answered. "Hte gives them to his wife."--Buffalo Ex­ press. CHILD HAD SIXTY BOILS. And Suffered Annually with a Re# Scald-Like Humor on Her Head. Pope's Anniversary Celebrated. Home.--The "sixth anniversary of the coronation of Pope Pius was cele­ brated with great pomp. High mass was celebrated in the 81stine cfeapel by Cardinal Merry del Val. ^/^^roubies Cured by Cuticura. "When my little Vivian was about six months old her head broke out In bolls. She had about sixty in all and I used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment which cured her entirely. Some time later a humor broke out be­ hind her ears and spread up on to her head until it was nearly half cov­ ered. The humor looked like a scald, very red with a sticky, clear fluid com­ ing from It. This occurred every spring* I always used Cuticura. Soap and Ointment which never failed to heal it up. The last timd it broke out it became so bad that I was dis­ couraged. But I continued the use of Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resol­ vent until she was well and has never been troubled In the last two years. Mrs, M. A. Schwerin, 674 Spring Wells Ave., Detroit, Mich., Feb. 24, 1908." iMNt.-Onw * Chem. Corp., Sol* Prapa, BaMoS, LUCKY MAN. She--Two men whom I refused to marry, sir, have become mlllionairee! He--Is that the reason why? Like an Earthquake. Former High Sheriff Chesterfield C. Middlebrooks, whose bungalow at High­ land lake stands partly over the lake on stone and cement foundations, was awakened at four o'clock the other morning by loud noises which he says shook his bungalow likt an earth tre­ mor. He says that after the household had been shaken out of a sound sleep, he, not wiating to dress, went outside to ascertain the cause of the noise. He found, he says, that a monster frog had its bed directly under the bungalow. The frog weighed fully six pounds, ha says, and every time It croaked the bungalow cracked and shook. Mr. Middlebrooks bought an anchoiv strong rope and enough red flannel to bait 100 hooks, and will try to save hia properly jjy capturing the bull­ frog.--Winsted (Conn.) Dispatch to New York World. Tea Possibilitiee. "I have just had an invitation to an electrical tea to be given by a woman doctor," said the bachelor girl. "I'm looking forward to it and wondering what 1» going to happen to us-- whether she will give us a little bat­ tery and let us entertain ourselves, make the tea on an electric stove, or jus electrocute the bunch of us." Reslnol Is Appreciated and Highly Recommended by Intelligent People In All Parts Of the World. I highly recommend Resinol Oint­ ment to all persons who are troubled with skin eruptions of any kind. 1 have fouad these preparations most useful and efficacious in many casea. , I!* T. Ryan, Bedford Sq., London. w A Trying Time. Judge--Why did y°*» strike this man? Prisoner--What would you do»( judge, if you kept a grocery store and a man came in and asked if he could take a. moving picture of your cheese?--Harper's Weekly. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle at CASTOR IA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see tbat It Bears the Signature In Use For Over ttO Years. The Kind You Have Always. JU UiliiUlCU, (1UU bCC iUttl 1| What Did He Mean? The Major--I saved that rose yon gave me last week. Miss Antique; fjpr though it is withered it still remiuii me of you! / ; : *" Miss Antique--Sir! ! ---- t Sore throat is no trifling ailment, ft. will sometimes carry infection to the en­ tire nystem through the food that is eaten. Hamlins Wizard Oil is a sure, quick cars. A malicious truth may do harm than an innocent lie. Lewis' Single Binder made of extrn qual­ ity tobacco, costs more than other 8e cigars. Tell the dealer you want them. Chlqken-hearted people are ready to hatch up an excuse. Vmi; lasiiiis ,4. . \ • , 3